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[ssunflover]

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[techwrecker]

The Bad Batch as Brooklynn 99 Quotes

Hunter: "I'll get your perp to talk. I can be very persuasive. I just negotiated my baby girls down from a pony to a hamster." Crosshair: "Great, who are we killing? I won't do kids. That's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick." Echo: “A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.” Wrecker: "The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!" Tech: “Why is nobody having fun? I specifically requested it." Omega: "Every time someone steps up and says who they really are, the world galaxy becomes a better, more interesting place."

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[jkoningen]

I'll Take That Action

(Y/N): Top floor apartment, newspaper on the doorstep, 20 bucks says this guys is some hot, eligible bachelor.

Reid: I'll take that action.

*Reid knocks

Old man: Hello?

Reid: Oh, hello, sir! I am Doctor Right-All-The-Time, and this is my partner, SSA Terrible-Agent!

(Y/N): *scoffs

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[babygirl-diaz]

Eddie: *after having sex with Buck* Eddie: Holy shit, I didn't expect this Buck: "Holy shit, I didn't expect this" name of your sex tape. Buck: Buck: Buck: *gasps* Name of OUR sex tape.

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[castielssuperhell]

Alana: Hey, I've been tailing Hannibal, and I think you were right. There's something weird going on with that guy.

Will: I knew it. Ugh! I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

Alana: Well, you don't have to.

Will: No, I'm gonna.

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[violent138]

Me *remembering I've tagged this with angst, torture and graphic violence*:

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[jellycolors]

𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘻 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘥

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[willgrahamspinkshirt]

Alana: Hey, I’ve been tailing Hannibal, and I think you were right. There’s something weird going on with that guy.

Will: I knew it. Ugh! I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with him.

Alana: Well, you don’t have to.

Will: No, I’m gonna.

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[fvavrvavi]

Gen after coming back in the America arc

Senku: I wasn't injured. I was lightly shot.

Gen: I'm sorry. You were shot?

Senku: Lightly shot. I didn't want to frighten you.

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[mrskillingjoke]

Geralt: please don't Joke around in there. I know you're used to riffing with me, but these kind of people rarely have my sense of humor.

Jaskier: wow, you are really worried about this contract.

Jaskier: Okay, fine. I promise I will be stone-cold serious. I'll even use my serious face.

Jaskier: *is doing a stupid serious face*

Jaskier: If you wondering how I'm pulling this off, I'm thinking about the time when I was 15 and Valdo Marx called me a little bottom.

Geralt: was he right?

Jaskier: *blushing* yes.

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[books-and-draws-eclectic]

Nicky: I learned from the best.

Kevin: Thank you.

Nicky: Lorelai, from Gilmore Girls.

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[cannonball5]

Ricky: Hey, Miss Jenn, did you see my scene from earlier?

Miss Jenn: I did, great work.

Ricky: Great. Thanks mom.

(Everyone stares at Ricky)

Ricky: (confused) Why is everyone staring at me?

Kourtney: You just called Miss Jenn “mom.” You said, “Thanks Mom.”

Ricky: What? No I didn’t. I said, “Thanks Ma’am”

Miss Jenn: Do you see me as a mother figure, Ricky?

Ricky: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure, ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

EJ: Hey! Show your mother some respect!

Ricky: I didn’t call her mom!

Miss Jenn: No no no, Richard. I take it as a compliment.

Big Red: It’s not that big a deal. I called Antoine ‘dad’ once and he’s my boyfriend.

Ricky: Guys! Jump on that. Big Red has psychological issues.

Gina: Old news. But you calling Miss Jenn ‘mommy’

Ricky: ‘Mommy’ is not on the table.

Lily: But you did call her ‘mom’

Ricky: You, shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you’ve gotten here.

Lily: Okay, I was lying about the harness, but the ‘mom’ thing that happened.

Ricky: Aha! She admitted she stole the harness. It was a trap. All part of my crazy, devious plan.

Miss Jenn: I believe you…

Ricky: Thank you!

Miss Jenn: …son. Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch.

Ricky: ………I’d like that.

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[jkoningen]

“Writing Stuff Down”

not my image.

_

Sapnap: writing stuff down, you love that nerdy stuff.

(Y/N): “Writing stuff down” is nerdy? What do you do?

Sapnap: Forget stuff like a cool person, duh.

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[dilettantealchemiter]

catching up on X-Titles, just made it through X of Swords. I enjoyed Doug’s Large Wife

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[krug3r2312]

Nico: what's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Reyna: The audacity

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[witch-among-stars]

MK and his insecurities be like:

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