Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021)
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TWST INCORRECT QUOTES 11
ace, deuce and y/n: AWWWWEE
y/n: we’re d d driving in a
ace: CAR destination mostro lounge
y/n: BAR pass the mic right over to DEUCE
y/n: … we forgot deuce
ace: but we can’t turn back ‘cause we’ve gone to far
y/n: we have to turn back tho, w-we can’t leave him
y/n: it was a good rhyme though
deuce, alone in ramshackle dorm: guys?
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The energy I bring.
Bubbly people annoy me.
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*Wanda asks Yelena to take care of the twins for the day*
Yelena: *obviously struggling with it*
Clint: It’s important to be mindful of your energy when you’re with an infant
Clint: Trust me, I’m sort of a natural mother
Yelena: …
Yelena: Yeah, a natural mother-fucker
Meanwhile, Tony: *bursts into laughter*
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[post-heroes of olympus]
Jason & Piper: We know Leo's alive, so why hasn't he come back? :(
Percy, holding a bag: I know just the thing to cheer you up! Octavian is dead!
Percy:*starts throwing bagels at them* Bagel! Bagel! Bagel!
Jason & Piper:
Percy: BAGEL
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The way Leonard sometimes (often) does things out of spite made me wonder what he's willing to do to prove to everyone around him how much he doesn't give a shit.
Imagine, during an argument with Mick, Leonard just sits in his chair and looks at him with a "you make a lot of noise, buddy" face. Angry Mick pulls out a gun and points it in Snart's face, but he remains unfazed. Barry doesn't have time to do anything when Leonard's parka bursts into flames.
Mick: Admit you were wrong! Or you'll burn like a pig!
Leonard: ... no.
Barry: You're literally on fire, Len, please!
Leonard: Whatever.
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Omg I just realised that Ambrosius’s voice actor is in Brooklyn 99
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Lucy: Did you get my report on the Finley m*rder?
Jane: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work!
Lucy: Good. Thanks, mom (looks around when realize everyone is silent) Why is everyone staring at me?
Ernie: You just called Tennant "mom"
Kai: You said, "thanks, mom"
Lucy: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, ma'am"
Jane: Do you see me as a mother figure, Agent Tara?
Lucy: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me
Jesse: Hey, show your mother some respect.
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via Joe Lo Truglio
Just his way of announcing Brooklyn Nine Nine is now on Netflix.
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Gray: How’s Lucy?
Natsu: Wendy healed her, but she’s pretty hopped up on pain meds.
Lucy: Oh! When did you start speaking French, Monsieur L’Baguette?
Natsu, in a bad French accent: Oh, as a bébé, mademoiselle!
Lucy: Oh, Oui Oui! Très bon! Oui oui oui!
Natsu: I’ve figured out it’s easier to play along. So did you get the guy?
Gray: No, he managed to escape, but Erza thinks she found his hideout.
Lucy: that’s it! His hideout is in the Forest of Enchanted Secrets! Let’s go!
Natsu: No, we can’t! We have to stay here and guard the Amulet of Destiny.
Lucy: Excellent point, your Highness.
Gray: Oh my gods what did Wendy give her? Anyways we gotta go meet Erza, Cmon.
Lucy: Natsu Natsu wait! I can’t wait for Wendy you gotta get this knife out of my back!
Natsu: Luce, Wendy took it out an hour ago.
Lucy: WHAT
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Hunter *sneaking behind Willow*: Boo!
Willow: (grabs his arm and pins him down on instinct)
Hunter: WAIT WAIT WAIT! IT’S ME! HUNTER, YOUR BOYFRIEND!
Willow: Aww, boyfriend
Hunter: Yeah... can you let go of my arm, please?
Willow: Oh yeah, sorry
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Azula: I see you brought an audience for this little stunt.
Zuko: Yeah, well, who wouldn't want to see a man fight a crocodile?
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HYYH Yoongi: I can't handle this. I need a cigarette
HYYH Jungkook, taking out nicotine patches out of his pocket: I knew that you would, so I came prepared… You just put it on your shoulder and-
HYYH Yoongi:
HYYH Jungkook: Stuck it right on your face, huh?
HYYH Yoongi: I want it as close to brain as possible…
HYYH Jungkook: M'kay that's unsettling
HYYH Yoongi: This is good, I love you so much
HYYH Jungkook: I love you too-- wait. You're talking to the nicotine, aren't you?
HYYH Yoongi:
HYYH Yoongi: I can love two things
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