Wednesday, bleeding out: When I die, give Enid my regards.
Thing, tapping: [What shall I tell her?]
Wednesday: Regards.
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Raph: Is Jay-C really your favorite artist?
Leo: yeah, obviously
Donnie: Lie.
Leo: See? It’s busted!
Raph: Is it? Or it’s your favorite artist Taylor Swift?
Leo: *scoffs* No?
Mikey: Lie.
Leo: Alright, fine! She is. She makes me feel things…
Raph: SHE MAKES ALL OF US FEEL THINGS, LEO!
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Kinn: *handing out invitations*
Vegas: What are these?
Kinn: These, cousin, are STDs.
Vegas: What are you talking about?
Kinn: STDs, save the dates, for my wedding with Porsche.
Macau: Just out of curiosity, how many people have you given STDs to?
Kinn: Lots, like 100
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Wednesday, December 13.
Andre Braugher, 1962-2023.
We are saddened by the news that actor Andre Braugher has passed away, aged 61, after a brief illness. But we are glad to celebrate the life and work of this deep-voiced, deadpan legend with a wealth of wonderful tributes from across the dashboard—as Tumblr pays tribute to this biggest, warmest of hearts the only way it knows how. Oh Captain, Our Captain.
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Damian: Father is looking at us. Act natural.
Tim: Spreadsheet, spreadsheet.
Jason: Crime, crime.
Dick: Gotham, Gotham.
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Vox: You played me like a fiddle!
Alastor: Oh no, old friend. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are!
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Ahsoka: You don’t have a hairdryer in your ship?
Anakin: Have you never met a human before?
Ahsoka, on the phone with Obi-Wan: Master Obi-Wan, do you have a hairdryer in your ship?
Obi-Wan: Of course, I’m not an animal.
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wednesday: i’m actually deeply in love with enid and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names.
ajax: why are you telling me this??
wednesday: because no one will believe you.
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[ After the Batkids destroyed the manor. ]
Jason: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Jason, as Bruce: Jason, what are you doing?
Bruce, appearing from behind Jason: Jason, what are you doing?
Jason: I conjured him.
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Robin: I'm somehow embarrassed and proud of you at the same time.
Steve: Yeah, that's my sweet spot.
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*Ace watching as Yuu and Grimm sort through an entire stove-sized box of Valentine's Day letters/gifts*
Ace: What do you do to them?
Yuu: Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.
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[anakin, ahsoka and some clones are stood before a burning building after a mission went terribly]
Anakin: ...Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Anakin, imitating Obi-Wan: "Anakin, what are you doing?"
Obi-Wan, appearing from behind them: Anakin, what are you doing?
Anakin: I conjured him.
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Jason: Look, Tim, I’m not gonna waste your time with some lame excuse about why we left you behind, all right? Just the truth.
Jason: Dick and I were taken hostage by an Armenian biker gang and thrown on a cargo ship heading to Asia, but we’re back now. Don’t worry about it.
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