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I’ve been watching a lot of Brooklyn Nine-Nine lately.  The episodes are like Pringles potato chips: you can’t ever have just one, and as soon as you finish one, you immediately want another.  Now that I am well into Season 3, I have spent a lot of time sorting the main characters into their Hogwarts houses, as one does.  So here it goes:

Jake Peralta:  Like the titular character of Harry Potter, I’m pretty sure that the Hat was going to sort him into Slytherin but he asked to be put in Gryffindor.  Why?  Jake values and possesses all four Slytherin traits: power, cunning, ambition, and determination.  But, throughout the series, because he wants to be seen as brave, he actually is.  

Amy Santiago: Please.  Ravenclaw.  Next?

Terry Jeffords: Sarge is in Gryffindor.  He is big, tough, brave, and loud.  An argument could be made for Hufflepuff due to his love of love, family, and food, but at the end of the day, I would peg him as a lion.  

Captain Raymond Holt: another Ravenclaw.  He loves facts, details, and knowledge.  Ravenclaw also explains Amy’s professional crush on him.  Even though he is ambitious and powerful, he is way too by-the-book to be a Slytherin.

Gina Linetti: a slam-dunk Slytherin.  She is definitely the most cunning on the show and would sell her best friend for parts if it meant her own self-promotion.  Don’t get me wrong: as a Slytherin myself, I love her, but she is solidly in the green.

Charles Boyle: Remember that part in Sorcerer’s Stone when the Sorting Hat barely touches Draco’s head and calls out Slytherin?  Well, think of that, but for Hufflepuff.  Charles is loyal to a fault, hard working, and LOVES food.  

Rosa Diaz: Gryffindor.  Fearless? Brash? Poor impulse control?  She ain’t in Slytherin… 

And that’s what I got so far.

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so, i was scrolling down my fav brooklyn nine nine quotes page on twitter and i saw SO MUCH stuff that sounds like SHINee. long story short, im doing a SHINee as B99 incorrect quotes.

dont @ me taemin and jinki are peralta and holt all over and kibum as gina too

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Jake “I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face and I love your butt” and Amy “Life is unpredictable… but as long as you are with the right people you can handle anything. You Jake Peralta are the right person for me.”

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I need your help!

Brooklyn nine nine fandom I need your help

For those who doesn’t know ABC cancled a series named Shooled and doesn’t renewed for for a third season

School is a spin off of the goldbers and its such heart warming show base on real life

You can watch the all series in a weekend and instantly fall in love with every single character

I saw the miracle you did once please try to do it one more time…


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Percy buying gifts before a party

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗰𝘆: I’d like your finest bottle of wine, please

𝗦𝗮𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗿𝗸: That’ll be $1,600

𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗰𝘆: Great. I’d like your $8- est bottle of wine please

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