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narasimblr · 4 months
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(he kinda liked it)
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xxoxobree · 10 months
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Since everyone’s doing it what’s your headcannons of the “twins?” 42 & 1610
I hope this is good. 😭🫶🏽
Childhood?
To differentiate we’re gonna call them Miles and Milan
Miles is the older twin by 7 minutes he also was the stronger and bigger twin , Milan was the smaller weaker one and he spent a week in the Nicu
Miles is still taller and bigger than Milan.
Rio used to dress them alike all the time when they were younger and the pictures are soooo cute 🥺 Miles would have his hand around Milan smiling while Milan would be pushing him away slightly.
Miles was the one that would run head first into things and bounce back up , While Milan would cry when he fell over would need Rio immediately.
They have one of those cool complicated handshakes just for them 2.
Miles is the twin that eats anything and Milan is slightly picky.
When Milan first got his braids Miles was hyping him up and he lowkey loved it.
“Bro your braids are Fye, the hos gone love it”
“Bro stfu.” He was definitely smiling
They’re boys so both of them are bit messy they definitely have that chair where all the clothes get thrown.
Milan is a gamer and be cussing people out! On the Ps5 , while Miles chills and sketches while listening to music.
They both listen to the same music tho Milan definitely listens to Dancehall Miles doesn’t understand it 😭. Milan doesn’t listen to pop as much as Miles either. Gyalis By Acapella Grey is Milan’s theme song (you can’t convince me other wise) and we all know Miles’.
School?
They don’t see each other much in school but they always eat lunch together it’s soo cute. Miles picks off of Milan’s plate and he smacks his hand.
“You gone eat that?”
“Bruh watch it.”
Milan is the more quiet mysterious twin and it drives the girls crazy , Miles is always asked to be put on with his brother.
Both smart asl , but Miles is the more sciencey brother and Milan is the essay and math person.
Milan is more street smart. He’s cool with all the Niggas on the block.
They dress differently Milan is Street wear and Miles is more sporty.
Miles is the IPad kid , needs to watch something while he eats.
Miles drags Milan everywhere with him.
“Aye come to the store with me?”
“Man no, I’m busy.”
“I’ll get you , something.”
“Alr, lemme put my shoes on.”
Miles ask Milan for girl advice.
“How do I talk to her?”
“Just be yourself dumb ass. Do the shoulder thing uncle Aaron taught us.”
“She’s definitely not gonna like me.”
S/o to @moodysunflowerbaby for the Inspo 🫶🏽
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diagonal-queen · 16 days
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Omg you're backkkk<3 I hope uni's going well for you!
Maybe the Hunting Dogs with a s/o who's kind of mean/petty?
Hunting Dogs with a mean S/O
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♡ pairing: Fukuchi Ouchi, Jouno Saigiku, Tecchou Suehiro, Teruko Okura (platonic), Tachihara Michizou x gn!Reader
♡ synopsis: How are the Hunting Dogs with a mean and petty S/O?
♡ cw: Swearing, u r a BULLY >:((, dw it's pretty chill though, non-graphic NSFW with Jouno, teensy bit of NSFW with Tachihara, mentions of violence, crime and torture
note: ahhh hello yes i'm back! uni's pretty great actually. i love being able to tell people i go to law school lmao, it makes me feel smarter than i am. uhh but i've been swamped and a bit busy, and i'm going back home for a week so i might not be super active over the next couple weeks, i'm so sorry my babies </3 but i'll still be lurking in case you wanna chat! as always, apologies for errors and i hope you enjoy x
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Fukuchi:
Mf you think he cares?? He hired Jouno and Tachihara because they committed crimes, and he's more than happy to keep Teruko around. Bro doesn't give a FUCK that you're mean
If you're dating Fukuchi you clearly do give a shit about the welfare of society and world peace, so your individual quirks are just that. Quirks
He will fully let you just be a dickhead sometimes, because...like, why not?
I feel like Fukuchi is obviously often a very intimidating individual who strikes fear and commands respect from everyone else. But you? You just walk all over him
In some ways for him it's probably kind of refreshing to have someone around him who doesn't idolise him at all, or look up to him as a superior. It gets exhausting, for sure. Sometimes he just wants to be humbled and that's so okay Fukuchi, you deserve it actually /mean-spirited and condescending
Don't get me wrong it's not like you're an abusive partner! You're still obviously nice to your partner and you love him, but you definitely don't go out of your way to sugarcoat things or try to avoid any necessary confrontations
And Fukuchi genuinely really respects that about you. He's pretty similar like that, though still definitely goofier than you
I mean he won't want you sitting around with an RBF when he's at formal events and whatnot, because that really wouldn't have the best impression, but he's usually very gung ho about letting you be yourself
You're lucky he loves you man...lmao
Jouno:
He loves it. Full stop.
You two are just sadist central over here. Like he'll be torturing a suspect and you're just watching. Bored. Not a care in the world
(Jouno, I don't think you're legally allowed to invite your partner to watch you do your job- much less one like this, but...eh...)
You two are always just talking shit about people to each other, and like when you're out in public on dates you're just whispering to each other and judging people T-T
Lowkey kinda gets turned on when you guys argue. He thinks it's hot when you get heated and angry. Usually it ends in rough "passionate hugging", and the pillowtalk is when you both actually resolve the issue (dumbasses)
He might even purposefully rile you up sometimes because mf is just THAT much of a horny degenerate. You guys can call him classy and gentlemanly all you want, but we all know he's secretly deranged
Like an angry, horny goblin with a knife...someone stop him
Tbh you should probably bully him a little bit every now and then. I think he needs to be taken down a peg sometimes
Hey, he's more likely to listen to you than Tecchou, isn't he? Besides, it's nothing genuinely malicious. Just couple's banter
Oh, you guys are fucking LEGENDS at the couple's banter. Though you never do it in public, because a lot of the times the things you both tell each other as jokes can come off as really cruel jabs
Nah your senses of humour are just not family-friendly (violent and malicious)
You guys have very strange ways of showing your love and affection. But, hey, it works for you and that's what's important :)
Tecchou:
Ah yes, arguably the least meanie of all of the Hunting Dogs. Yeah uh he doesn't really like you at first
Tecchou doesn't understand being mean just for the sake of it. I mean like, for Teruko, she uses it in her career, and Jouno is sadistic and weird and also uses it in his career. You're just petty because you can be
But the more time you spend together the more he realises that you're really not that bad- you're really just more of the loveable asshole type
An acquired taste, yes, but this is Tecchou we're talking about! That's his thing!
He learns to appreciate the things about you that many others would probably consider flaws. He influences you for the better definitely...
...BUT you also kinda make him worse
He will adopt your 'deal with it bitch' attitude sometimes, but it doesn't hinder his relationships or work so it's fiiiiine
(Jouno isn't a huge fan of it though...but at the same time he kind of respects you)
Tecchou probably won't admit it but he really likes to listen to you rant and bitch about people you don't like. He just likes to listen to you be angry about trivial things, he finds it equal parts endearing and entertaining
If you're mean to someone who deserves it? Well I mean...who is he to stop you?
At the end of the day you're definitely emotionally self-sufficient, so that's one less part of you for him to fret over. All's well that ends well or some shit idk
Teruko (platonic):
You guys are literally the best of friends
She's the loud fiery kind of mean and you are the 'I will straight up meticulously ruin your life' kind of mean
You on some r/nuclearrevenge type shit and she fucking loves that for you
Like she's fully willing to plot and scheme with you and do whatever mean shit you suggest. You two are menaces and she should absolutely not be a military soldier
Teruko WILL smite your enemies. And by smite your enemies I mean she will actively do what she can to ruin the lives of people you don't like, with absolutely no remorse (pretty sure she actually commits crimes to do this)
She LIVES for your cruel one-liners and clever insults. Every time she hears one she absolutely hollers
Teruko enjoys it when you're mean to the other Hunting Dogs (except Fukuchi). They can handle a couple bitchy words so it's not a huge deal, but she's just extra amused by it
For the record you're not *mean* mean, you're just...humbling them (which let's be real they could use from time to time (Jouno, again, looking at you))
Nobody is surprised by your guys' friendship really
You're a dangerous pair. Please stop
Teruko kinda likes that you hold grudges so frequently because she'll never tire of hearing you shittalk the same exact people and events over and over again
She'll shittalk them too
Dia doesn't approve of this friendship
Tachihara:
You guys know that scene in B99 where Jake says that he can't decide if he's scared of Amy or turned on by her and then decides that he's both? Yea, that's Tachihara with you
He is a good person at heart, and outside of his mafia gangster persona he's really not that mean, and as such he does not encourage mean behaviour. But like, when you do it? Mm...
Bro is WHIPPED
Lowkey he probably gets some of his mafia persona ideas from you 💀
His mafia coworkers have no questions about how you two get along, and they generally like you. The other Hunting Dogs have a few more questions
Tachihara isn't some shy, quiet introvert, but he is generally pretty chill and a nice person. They like to playfully tease him about how different the two of you are (though if it gets too far he knows he can count on you to rip them a new one with no issue)
Dw they still like you though! Especially Teruko
He has absolutely no problems with you for being cold and blunt. It's nothing he himself can't handle, and in some ways it actually makes talking to you easier
Again, I'll stress that you're not mean to him, you're just not the most lovey-dovey person out there. But you DO put effort in and that's what Tachihara cares about, even if it isn't in a stereotypical way
If anything else, you're certainly loyal!
Tachihara loves you for all of your different eccentricities, and he's also kinda turned on by them. Win-win? Win-win.
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taglist~ ♡ @gettinshiggywithit, @fyodorhatr, @flower-of-darkness, @bejeweledgirl, @kokoenjiandco, @pinkiipeachiikeen
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higxchi · 1 year
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BF head-canons!!
genre : head-canons/imagines
summary : random hcs of your favorite TR boys (sfw!!)
include : Shinchiro Sano, Wakasa Imaushi
note : yeah I’ve been gone for some time so my skills have gone downhill but I’m back now to spoil you :3
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Shinchiro . S╰(*´︶`*)╯
DEFINITELY MET THRU MUTUAL FRIEND (wakasa)
you were charming, adorable and funny— which he was attracted to
BRO HAS NO SHAME. he deadass stares at you
would purposely sit across from you so he could get a better view.
OKAYY SO ANYWAYS- I feel like he would be abit nervous at first but then once he gets the hang of it, he’s like a whole new person
let’s you come to his workshop to check out his stuff and watch him work
WOULD BE SO PROTECTIVE OF YOU
LIKE- BRO WOULD (try to) FIGHT FOR YOU
this dude won’t let anyone bat an eye or lay a finger on you.
BUT LIKE- he’s so cute jealous,, like (*˃̵ᴗ˂̵)
calls you his baby and princess <33
late night motorcycle rides >>>>
100% makes you sit on his lap while he works
TRIES TO MAKES YOU HOME MADE GIFTS (with the help of his siblings)
dates?? arcade, picnic and karaoke
let’s you come to his gang meetings
OR sometimes you just secretly come to his gang fight to watch him (getting beat up)
LOVES SKIN-SHIP 143%
cuddles, small pecks and hugs!!
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Wakasa . I ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
accidentally met???
like- you were just getting groceries and you just bump into this black haired dude (Shinchiro) with his friend (Wakasa).
after that you NEVER left his mind, my dude is determined to FIND you.
ANYWAYS, he won’t show much affection and stuff around other people
BUT WHEN UR ALONE— he would be all romantic and cocky
100% TEASES YOU
he would say a stupidly cute pick up line and your face turns red which then makes him tease you
calls you his princess, doll
when he’s jealous, he will place his hand on your waist or kisses your lips to show that ur his only
dates?? arcade, clubs and romantic dinner
LOVES,, TO BACK HUG U
like his hands around ur waist, putting his chin on your shoulder
he also likes to cuddle you on the couch and just sweet talk with you
buys you perfume and necklaces on your anniversary <333
when someone makes you uncomfortable,, oh ho ho-
bro deadass drop kicks them.
NO MERCY LIKE LITERALLY THE PERSON HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL???
Other than that, he’s so sweet and loves you so so much!!
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rallentando1011 · 2 months
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about donnie making fun of Rom coms. What happens if s/o like them, but in a way where they watch them to make fun of them and it makes them and Donnie reflect on their own relationship without meaning too? 😂 . “It’s so bad. This love triangle. I gotta see how this trainwreck ends! All 3 are terrible and deserve each other”. “Geez I would hate that if a guy did that to me”. “Oh! He deserves better”. S/o does openly swoon over really sweet gestures sometimes though. “Oh. He gave her a library and fixed it up 😭 “.
The song is Nothing - Bruno Major, it does mention alcohol in like one line as well as making out but those are NOT in the story at all - just wanted to preface this with that (thanks for the request btw! I am working on all of them still I promise-)
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Nothing
(rise Donnie x gn reader)
“Track suits and red wine
Movies for two
We'll take off our phones
And we'll turn off our shoes”
The evening opened at the lair.
A breezy night, the wind feather-light and warm, the sky had been dim and earth damp with a fresh rain, the frigid conditions of winter thawing into a complacent spring.
Below the concrete confines of the sewers, the weather was just as drippy, the continuous drips and drops of water trickling with a postnasal quality, drumming peacefully throughout the lair.
A dreary morning had bled into a dreary day had bled into a now dreary evening. With the dispelling weather, you had found it drudgery to even perform basic tasks like getting out of bed and dressing yourself and eating. But you had to. And you did.
After getting through the necessities and chores of the day, you had bound to the lair, renewed from your climatory blues with the expectation of good company and no obligations. Sounded good to you.
What you hadn’t anticipated was walking into the lab to see your “company” sitting, hunched over his desk, busy at work, with webcore music playing over the speakers and a rom-com, of all things, playing on his PC.
“Psh,” you half-laughed, the energy behind your amusement not completely convincing. You worked your way beside him and leaned against his desk. “What’s going on here?”
“Oh,” Donnie, just the man you’d been looking for, startled and slowly, as if trying to avoid detection, moved a hand to shut his screen. “Hey, I didn’t see you there.”
Before the computer screen could shut, you nudged it back up. “You like these movies?”
Donnie paled, sitting up straighter, lips pressing into a flat line. “Absolutely not. They’re just good background noise.”
You hummed. If his posture and lack of alertness was anything to go off of, he’d been at this a while. He could use some R & R, and honestly, you wouldn’t oppose.
“Well, in that case, would you like to watch some ‘background noise’ with me?”
He slumped back down in his chair and looked at you blankly. “I am quite obviously in the middle of something. I think we both already know the answer to that.”
“And how long have you been at that?”
There it was: guilt.
You nudged his shoulder, flashing a grin at him. “Come on. We’re getting snacks and taking a well earned break.”
“But-”
“No sir, none of that. We’re going. Projector room. Now.”
“But-”
“First one there chooses the movie.”
That impetus was enough to spur both of you into motion.
“We'll play Nintendo
Though I always lose
'Cause you'll watch the TV
While I'm watching you
There's not many people
I'd honestly say
I don't mind losing to
But there's nothing
Like doing nothing
With you”
Unsurprisingly, he beat you to the projector room. Sure, he was a genetically enhanced mutant turtle and the odds were stacked heavily against you from the get go, but you were still salty about losing your own bet.
Not as salty as you were about his choice of “movie” not being a movie, instead being playing Super Smash Bros.
And especially not as salty as you were about getting irrevocably obliterated.
Round after round of the game, you had been infuriatingly greeted with screen after screen declaring your loss and all but screaming how terribly you sucked. Normally, you got the one up on him at least once, but with how drowsy your motor function was today, not to mention how you kept getting caught up in how invested he was but that was irrelevant, the game was not gaming.
Furthermore, you tried to pin your inopportune streak on S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N., who had taken up residence on your lap after retrieving your and Donnie’s snacks and drinks of choice from the kitchen, but Donnie had disproven that theory. By holding his controller higher to simulate the space the drone took up and proceeding to desecrate you again.
You groaned and slumped down the couch as he once again laughed victoriously, boisterously. Seriously, his ego needed to be humbled.
“Another round,” you demanded, half-dead on the couch. “I got, uh, distracted.”
Donnie halted his gloating, tilted his head down at you and the little drone, though the smug grin had yet to clear his face.
You knew what was next, probably your favorite and least favorite part of your dynamic - banter.
“I know you’re only looking at me to have some semblance of an excuse to lose, but I’ll take that as a compliment of both my rugged good looks and superior gaming skills.”
You feigned injury with a hand over your heart. “Man, that is a harsh accusation. I am wounded. Mortally wounded.”
“Your Yoshi will be the wounded one after I annihilate you in this next round of Smash.”
“Oh, you are on.”
“Dumb conversations
We lose track of time
Have I told you lately
I'm grateful you're mine
We'll watch The Notebook
For the 17th time
I'll say ‘It's stupid’
Then you'll catch me crying”
After a few more times of crushing you in Smash, it apparently became boring. Either that or your pouting convinced him to hand the reins over to you and let you pick a movie.
Finally, you could relax.
Head on his shoulder, his arm around you, a plush blanket resting on your laps, a borderline unbearable romantic comedy on the projector, it was blissful.
“Hmm would you look at that?” you commented on one particular scene. You felt Donnie shift next to you, raising an ever so slightly judgmental eyebrow. “The love interest did something wrong and then compensated by making a library. And spending time with them. And apologizing.”
He stared at you.
You stared back. “Looks like someone could take notes.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Donnie blinked, and you smiled.
“Oh, nothing.”
“We're not making out
On a boat in the rain
Or in a house I've painted blue
But there's nothing
Like doing nothing
With you”
“I would die if you ever did that to me.” You shuddered at the absolutely foul scene unfolding on the television and sunk a little closer into his side, second hand embarrassment seeping into your bones. 
“Good connotation or bad connotation?” he pondered, all too genuinely. It made you want to gag.
“Good or bad?” you asked, incredulous. “Like, the worst connotation. I mean, if you showed up to my work like that I would actually spontaneously combust. Deceased. No hesitation.”
You plopped unceremoniously sideways onto his lap, the back of your hand dramatically resting on your forehead.
“That’s what spontaneous means,” he deadpanned, the arm that had been over your shoulder slowly slinking back to his side.
“I don’t need called out on my redundancy right now,” you jabbed an accusatory finger at him, looking up, “I just need you to promise to never do that.”
“Okay, okay,” he conceded with a content grin. “I’ll try not to show up to your work with some overly pedantic display of affection.”
You scowled.
“So shut all the windows
And lock all the doors
We're not looking for no one
Don't need nothing more
You'll bite my lip and
I'll want you more
Until we end up in a heap on the floor”
The room had grown dim, illuminated only by the faint blue on the projector screen. You blinked yourself awake from a half-asleep stupor as you realized the movie had come to a close. 
“Hey, are you still up?” you whispered groggily, noting his closed eyes and shallow breathing.
“Unfortunately yes.” His eyes peeled open begrudgingly.
“And you’re not working on anything?”
He seemed visibly more awake at that observation. “Huh. That is correct.”
“Hehe. I finally got you to be unproductive.” You poked his cheek jestingly, still lightheartedly.
“Yep. I concur - you got me.”
“And I finally got you to have a good time.”
“I wouldn’t go that far.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” You sat up, incredulous. Sure, it hadn’t been an eventful night by any regard, but it had surely been enjoyable.
“Just that all of the characters are stupid,” he elaborated with a gesticulation of his hands. “Just- all of them are total dum-dums.”
“Well, yeah,” you agreed with a shrug. “That love triangle was destined to fail from the start. They’re all horrible people and deserve everything they got.”
“And watching that is enjoyable for you?”
“Yeah, it just makes me appreciative of what we have.”
Donnie paused, reflected at that. “Huh. That’s… an incredibly introspective view.”
“So, you enjoyed the movie?”
“Don’t push your luck.”
“You could be dancing on tabletops
Wearing high-heels
Drinking until the world
Spins like a wheel
But tonight your apartment
Had so much appeal
Who needs stars?
We've got a roof
But there's nothing
Like doing nothing
With you”
Busy personalities beget busy schedules, and who would want to be anything but? If the choice is between being mundane or multifariously vibrant, isn’t the choice obvious?
Yet sometimes the hustle and bustle and pressure build up, workloads stack up, a devastating fatigue sets in. And the best thing to do together is absolutely nothing.
“No, there's nothing
Like doing nothing
With you”
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tea-plantz · 1 year
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Hello! I absolutely LOVED your yandere!Bill Cipher x reader headcanons! Can I please get a part two where the reader loves Bill back? I’m a huge simp for the Dorito man 💛💛
Si mi amigo, I can of course write that for you, love! I swear, I’ve gotten sooo many Bill Cipher request lately, so I just had to do some more Bill content!
Also, like mentioned in the request, this is sort of a part 2 to my other Bill hcs, so I would recommend reading that one first!
He/him for Bill
They/them for the reader
<Yandere! Bill Cipher x reader HCS, where reader loves him back>
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The dream demon had kept you with him for quite some time now, always staying by your side. Now, you might have heard of something called Stockholm syndrome, which is basically when a victim starts forming and emotional bond, and starts feeling sympathy for their kidnapper. You can probably guess where I’m going with this.
You were well aware of the fact that Bill had abducted you, taken you away from everything you loved, but for some odd reason, you started… viewing him differently. The more time you spent with the triangle, the more you actually started caring for him, and in time, full on loving him.
When you first told Bill you loved him, he didn’t believe you. Of course he had told you that himself multiple times, and made you say it back, but you always sounded nervous when you did. Moreover, you’ve never voluntarily gone up to him and just blurted it out yourself so casually, without him demanding it. Naturally, he was suspicious. Was this an attempt to gain his trust to escape? Or perhaps you were just toying with him?
When Bill finally realized that you were genuine with your little love confession, he was absolutely over the moon! Bro was flabbergasted.
The person he loved and adored oh so much finally loved him back! And he didn’t even have to force you in any way! (At least not too much) Oh what a joyful discovery! He was so happy, floating around while giggling like a little girl.
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After that, the dream demon showed you hella lot affection, we’re talking hugs, kisses, picking you up, petnames all day, playing with your hair, cuddles, constantly complimenting you, all that stuff. It was a lot easier too, since you didn’t push him away or act scared anymore, which just made him more enthusiastic. Thing is, in the start Bill loved your fear, but it got boring quickly. What he truly longed for was your heart (not literally), so when he finally got it, he was overjoyed!
When you suddenly returned the affection one time, he almost passed out. “Hey Bill, how’s it going honey?” “H-h-honey?!” *Bill.exe has stopped working*
You would expect someone to get less angsty and possessive once they got confirmed that the person that they care about shares the same feelings, however, this was NOT the case with Bill, per say. He got even more over protective than ever, if that was even humanly possible, craving to be by your side at all times, day and night.
The fact that you love him would definitely boost his already big ego A LOT! This man would feel like the most important person in the whole wide universe, including you of course~ He would also brag about his awesome and beautiful s/o all the time.
In my previous headcanons, I mentioned that Bill would play the piano for you. Well, now that he doesn’t need to force you to sit still, he would most certainly do music duets with you! Preferably with love songs. The demon finds them so enjoyable, plus you’re angelic voice drives him absolutely crazy! He craves to hear it at least once a day, and you can’t really say no to him, whatsoever.
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Bill did ease off of the punishments, mostly because he didn’t really need to punish you anymore. Since your little escape attempts had finally come to an end, and you didn’t really cause that much trouble for him anymore, Bill felt no need to lash out at you. However, if you did do something he didn’t particularly like, he would still punish you, just less intense then the methods he used before.
The Dorito man would probably also get fewer anger tantrums. Don’t get me wrong, he still gets pissed of if you or somebody else rubs him the wrong way, but it’s a lot less intense then what it used to be.
He shows you off a lot to every single one of his henchmen, ALL THE TIME. Bill takes great pride in you, y’know?
Now that you have finally given in and stopped being so stubborn, you and Bill are able to rule together as king and queen/king/ruler of the universe for all eternity, at last. When the dream demon and his crew finally conquered Gravity Falls, he kept you proudly by his side, while showing of his powers to you *wink wink*. Bill even made you your own throne! And even though you hesitated a bit to actually sit in it (since y’know, it’s made out of actual people), he stared you down until you finally gave in. All with love of course! Bill really couldn’t wish for more, everything was just perfect! His dream finally came true, and better yet, it came true with you ruling beside him, just like he’s always daydreamt about!
Bill is definitely never EVER letting you go. If you thought he was a lovesick psycho before, he’s a literal monster now. All the affection that you provided him of, really made him lose it, and now he craves you more than ever. This triangle is going to keep you with him til the end of time, and there’s nothing you can say or do to get away. Not that you would really want to though, since Bill has finally managed to sneak his way into your heart! Forever…
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undobutton · 6 months
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warnings: attempted hobies accent
synopsis: headcanon ab hobie and you making music
genre: headcanons! fluff!
characters: Hobie hobie Hobie hobie Ho-
reader: speaks aloud, kinda gets annoyed at hobie? but it's playful banter.
a/n: mmmm on a hobie buzz bro, soo much content! i will update my masterlists when.. when- uhm, i- it's gonna happen,,, at some point.... maybe. i promise, kinda
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Hobie loves playing songs for you to sing along to! especially if you don't sing well. (he still loves you if you do sing well, don't get me wrong!) he sees it as being vulnerable with each other and letting him hear your voice in that state is beautiful to him.
the two of you, up to late, making music together. in a literal sense. He's honored that you share your soul with him in that way, and that you accept his. it's like letting yourselves melt into the moonlight. a space where the only sign you're living is the music you create together. and in that sense you exist together, blended seamlessly.
but this is hobie, and every now and then. when you're really getting into a song hes playing... he'll just switch to another one. he thinks it hilarious. he will also try and make you think it's how the song always went.
"hobie!"
"hm?"
"you changed the song?"
"nah, 's a mash up"
"????"
or
"hobie! again?"
"wha'?"
"you swiched the song"
"you know 'ow i feel a'bout consistency"
or
"hobie! are you serious? i was getting into it!"
" 's always been like 'fis, sweets"
"no it hasn't!"
"wha' are you on a'bout? 's is 'ow it's always gone"
"nuh uh!"
i also think that hobie has a goofy ass laugh, it's like heaven to hear though. The music switch thing doesn't happen often though. but every now and then he likes to tease you.
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also lemme know how y'all feel ab that nickname hobie used for reader... for research purposes.
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stromy-weather · 8 months
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Dazai Husband!?!
Fluff, crack, suggestive/smut, dazai being dazai might be occ
Got these promots from my bot, but I just want to special rant about how I feel they would be as a husband. There is no mention of a strict gender but pregnancy is mentioned.
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Dazai is a fun-loving husband. Goofy if anything.
You dated him and supirseingly kept long enough around him to make him want to tie the knot.
Probably calls you belladonna, darling, love, my wifey/hubby.
He goofs around a lot, making to make you laugh. God, he loves making you happy.
He loves your affection and, at any given point, needs to have to be touching you. Literally lives off of your body and affection.
Would let you change his bandages. This is a high step in life that he trusts you with the skin he hides. If you litter it with kisses, he just may cry or just look at you in almost devotion.
Never takes off the wedding ring. It's his second comfort to him if you are not around and in his hold. Bro, dead ass keep ranting to the Agency till the point Kunikida knocks him in the back of the head to shut the hell up.
This man isn't so sure about kids but is willing to make you happy. Would he even be a good father? He is not sure it is mixed.
I mean, he is practically acting like a kid, so he would say that. "I'm your baby."
But it doesn't stop him from thinking of seeing you with his own children. He grows nervous if you ever ask him for a child. He thinks he is not good enough to be a dad.
But the thought to get you pregnant with his child or see you full of his release drives this man feral.
He also will get jealous but plays it off. oh, like. That's my ass. Seriously, he would slap your ass in public. Ha have no fucking shame. I say this alot Don't test this man. He would just randomly squeeze your ass or chest.
Like ever see that tiktok of two people standing together and the one lower hos hand to the person ass only to get the placement fix. Yea, that's him.
Also is a thight man. He would sleep, leave love bites, or ask to squeeze his head. Don't get this man started. Full-on loves you no matter what, no matter what body shape. He married you for your personality.
He is also very bold when talking. He was never afraid to speak. Would speak his mind so this would lead to interesting things....
This man also loves to give you love bites. Your cooking boom love bite on the back of your neck. Sleeping, and he has his head on your shoulder boom love bite. No merry from this man. He likes to leave it in spots where it's clearly visible as well.
Don't even mention insincerity to him because he would softly make love to you all night till you admit they are beautiful/handsome. He loves you a lot and wants them to see how they see them. The most precious thing on this earth to him.
He is a fun husband and is willing to do anything to see his beloved you happy.
You two share a small apartment that the Agency gave you two. Not a lot, but it still brings a sense of home to dazai. He probably got his back if his head slap for the mess, but it was home where you are.
Dead ass shares a futon. Bro can't afford a lot then, well now he is saving up a ot since he is no longer trying to k-s or drowning in that God forsaking river.
Resson to live to tbh. You're his full-on resson not to go yet. [If I dare see chapter 109, I will Wright angst don't test my ass.]
Deadass can't cook, can heat up food but cook hit somehow burn it. If you can, he literally dies for your cooking. Yeah, the first thing to get to a man's heart is his stomach. You made butterflies in it and now warthm from your cooking.
Lovemaking comes down to how he is feeling. He likes to be top, he wants to give you as much pleasure as you wish for. Sometimes letting you top if wanted. But this man is so weird and really badly honry.
Only for the fact that he has someone he can trust. Let dow. The wall he holds so high to his mysterious personality.
I can see it going two ways. Pure blissful moments with you as he makes love. Praising and keeping you even so softly. Other love in a roughly matter. Holding your neck, calling his pretty little sl-t, wh--e, etc. Like there is no tomorrow. Probably still you can't even baffle other words right.
He has no shame like I did before, so make just maybe if he feels like pulling a risk, he does yo uin the Agency. I believe he likes to do it at home, so when he does, he can give you the most loving aftercare.
Baths together are caling and nice, peaceful moments when he not being a chaotic shit in society.
Doesn't know why you love him so much. Sometimes, he thinks back to his old days. Yes, the past is in the past, but worry holds his heart. What if mo-i uses you against him? What if he loses you one day?
Bonus points if you came from him from the Mafia, when he was 18. Or in the mafia.
He probably squeezes you tightly in the night. Like very tight. He doesn't sleep some nights but when he does it feels more peaceful...less nightmares seem to haunt him when your In his arms.
Matching items! Yutaka, phones just name it. He's corny, alright sue his ass if you dare.
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qoeww · 2 years
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Hi! I saw ur first post and I wanted to say I absolutely LOVED IT!
I wanted to know if you could do Rottmnt (each turtle separately!) x Kitsune! Reader and reader usually has their tails around their S/o’s Body / Torso and general hcs?
Also stay hydrated, take breaks, and have a splendid day / afternoon/ night and for the whole year!!
(Btw absolutely love ur aesthetic 🤨)
Boys with Kitsune S/O
Warning: No warning everything is sweet
Characters: Turtle Bros
Writing Type: Headcanon
Author note: Aww thank you honey, you are so kind >:] I hope you like it, it is my first ask I hope I did it well ._. <3
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LEO
At the fair, everyone left to do what they wanted and Leo wanted to comfort
So it is time to go to the carousel!
But after some time, it's not fun to ride alone
And you are near to hım
"Oh, nice horse!"
No matter how cheezy his compliments were, you laughed away
Well he thought everything ended until seeing you at Run of Mill Pizza
O-ho-ho why don't you share your pizza with an old friend (definitely not because his pockets are empty)
Then you two started meeting up on the same day and hour (One time he tried to open a portal so you could see how cool he is but things doesn't go as planned... Then you two were banned for a whole week)
After some time you started dating
Well, now he can bury his head in your tails, can't he?... Can't he???
When you accidentally rub your tail against his shell, he is crying inside and trying to make jokes but sadly he stutters
He will hug you from behind and put his chin on your head, he likes how your ears tickle his face
If you're so tall that he can't put his chin on your head, you should be ready to sit on the floor at the movie nights
Okay, he is fluffy so many times but he really likes to squeeze one of your tails and make you mad
Like you are trying to chase him to the death, wheeze-
"Y/N, it is time to hug me, come oouuuut!"
(Leo please give Y/N some time)
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Donnie
Sadly he couldn't catch a time to investigate a kitsune but while in Hidden City he can.
What do you mean by some stranger purple masked turtle plucked a hair from your tail? He didn't even notice you-
"Yeah, I'm so... Sor... Sorruhh... Ouch- Ok, I'm so sorry and blah blah." (Raph just had to 'poke' him)
Oh, do you want to help him?
After helping him to learn more about Kitsune DNA and you two get closer and boom- You are dating with mad science man
He loves the way his tail and ears respond involuntarily when he tells you about his plans, like he tells you how to hack stores all over the world for the best purple jacket and your tails are wagging excitedly.
Someone help, there is a melting turtle.
He will be startled when your tail is rubbed against him. At first, he'll avoid your touch, he didn't expect it.
But after some time he will gradually get used to it. (But still, you can notice he is jumping a little. When you tease him about it, he'll say you made it up and quickly move on to a different topic)
He likes to run his hands behind your ears
When he wakes up, he will hug you from behind and lay his head on your ears.
"D, your head is heavy-"
"Eh, it comes with being the brain of the family"
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RAPH
Big puppy + Kitsune = the Perfect couple
Well, you know Big Mama's hotel is pretty big so it is so easy to lose your way
And he is kinda nervous to ask someone, everyone looks so busy
When he gets on the elevator, he is alone with a stranger kitsune
You don't look busy to him so he asks where is Big Mama's room
But even though you told him how to go a few times, he can't remember
So you lead the way to him
You two chit chat about hotel and at the end of the corridor he accidentally took your number
His brothers singing "K-I-S-S-I-N-G" when they learn about
But even after two weeks, he doesn't call you, he is so nervous man
Here is where Leo appears, steals Raph's phone and calls you, he saved the day again
Now he needs to prepare himself for a date, why everything is happening so fast?
Wants to hug you but is afraid of hurting you so you just gonna start hugging
He likes how soft your tails are unlike him
Favorite activity to spend time with you is brushing your tails after a bath. He can hold you close while brushing your tails <3
Sometimes he gets very nervous because of his siblings but it will ease when you sit next to him and wrap your tails around his waist, thank you god for sending him an angel
Once he accidentally stepped on one of your tails and apologized for a whole week
"I'm so sorry Y/N, I didn't mean to hurt ya."
"It's 60th time already Raph, it is not hurting anymore."
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MIKEY
He and his dad went to the Hidden City so they could spend more time together
But things didn't go as planned and messed up again.
So they started arguing in front of their kid.
They didn't even realize Mikey left.
While the orange turtle watching his own reflection in the decorative pool, he didn't notice the yokai who approached him.
You came to make a wish and throw your money in the fake pool and luckily you have had an extra coin for the sad turtle.
You two wished and threw coins into the pool
Well, he looks better now, what did he wish for
"I can't say or it will not come truuee"
These coins opened a door of friendship
You were so fun to talk, he will invite you on more dates
He'll ask if it bothers you hugging your tails, if you let him he will gonna rub his face in your tails
You can hear his giggles, just awwwwww-
When you wrap your tail around him even if you do accidentally he will understand want attention and will give you what you want (hugging time)
He always wanted to dye his hair so he bought a hair dye but there is one problem, he doesn't have any hair.
So if you let him he can dye your tails, don't worry it is a temporary paint
Wow- You look dashing in orange
"We look hella good baby"
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armin-supremacy · 2 years
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How about the demon bros with an mc who flusters easily, and they all make it a competition to see who makes them fluster the most
ooooo! say less~
pov : operation fluster mc
pairings: brothers (separate) x gn!mc
format: headcannon
genre: fluffy fluff, slightly suggestive themes
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this man
unlike the others, he's r u t h l e s s
leans more towards whispering suggestive words in your ears rather than actual touches
take much much pride in the fact one simple little comment can turn you into a mess
once again, smug asf
does it as soon as you're alone
only to waltz away like nothing happened
what a prick
and he knows it
that's what makes it fun
for shits an giggles, will on the one occasion do it when the others aren't looking
then will OPENLY out you
"mc are you running a fever? you're awfully red-"
his expression is filled with worry
but you both know he's enjoying watching you stutter an excuse
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swears he's got this in the bag
he doesn't srry
half the time, he ends up flustered too
wack asf if you ask me
anyway
def will use this as an opportunity to touch you anyway he can
knows you have a weak spot when your neck is touched
"mc, you've got something in your hair. don't worry. the great Mammon will take care of it!"
BOOM
now you're flustered
holy shit it actually worked
his go to
that's why he most definitely does not have this in the bag
you smart cookie, you catch on quickly
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hear me out on this one kay
would definitely freak out and hesitate
ya know, being a lil shut in and not the best in this 'area'
but
he's also smart
can use this to an advantage 😈
'accidental touches' when you're alone
makes sure his fingers are always brushing against yours when handing you something
"a-ah I'm sorry mc! i-I didn't mean to!-"
"Ah i-im such a clumsy g-gross otaku!"
really had to pep talk for this one but
'accidently' huffs just the teensiest breath against your ear when he leans over your shoulder to look at what you're showing him
and oh ho ho was the pep talk worth it
+1 for levi-chan <3
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let's get one thing straight cause I'm not happy pride besties
Satan wins.
I don't accept criticism srry
he's so detail oriented
so observant
how could he NOT
knows just the right places to brush against to drive you wild
knows exactly what to whisper in your ear too
bestie you better stay strong I have faith in you
sike
always has that handsome shit eating smile when he succeeds in flustering you
"That's a cute blush you got there-"
most definitely finds an opportunity to have you pinned against a bookshelf in his room idc he DOES IT
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finally he can touch you and tease you as much as he wants without being scolded 😈😈
a very close winner if Satan wasn't on the ball
man's knows how to drive a person wild
the compliments he usually showers you with become much more suggestive
"You look stunning mc!"
you don't know when he got so close
gently tilts your chin, which he found out you're a sucker for by accident oops
"almost delicious too. you'll allow me a taste, won't you?"
GIVES THE CUTEST FUCKING POUT
you almost cave
almost
you were too busy dying tho
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okay okay he flusters you alot
but he genuinely does it on accident
and so nonchalantly
like, he really thinks of ways to actually make you flustered
duh it's a competition and you're part of the prize
of course he's gonna think of ways to win this
again the accidental
"Oh, mc you got some food there-"
leans over to like it from the corner of your lip
Ouran Host style
"can't waste it, can we?"
the cutest grin by God
goes back to thinking of ideas on flustering you
meanwhile you're right next to him
about to explode by how red your face has gotten
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this little fucker
slips into your dreams
he may not seem like it, but he knows exactly how to get you how he wants you
like Satan, he's observant but more low key
so he's using everything he's noticed about you in said dreams
makes SURE you're flustered the rest of the day, constantly thinking about the night before
acts completely oblivious when you bring it up to him
and once you're embarrassed
oh ho ho
goes to walk past you but surprises you by leaning to your ear
"I'll try to be more subtle next time."
H O W-
~~~~~~
👀👀👀👀 so how'd I do?
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stxrmylxve · 1 year
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Hi!
One of your big fans here.
I love your writing style 💜
May I ask what would be your take for TR guys confessions? Like they would know they are in love and come to terms with it and they would decide to confess to their s/o.
Thank you for considering my request :)
aww baby hi!! im so glad you like my stuff <33 ofc i can! i live for these confessions :)
Mikey:
wouldn’t ever come to terms with it
he thinks he just likes your company
its draken that has to tell him
once he gets it through his head, he blushes every time he sees you
bro is a tomato when he sees you though-
has no clue how to confess
like.. at all
”y/n i like you.”
that’s it, that’s all you get
you can’t help but giggle as he stands there confused
”is that good?” he asks draken as the man shakes his head
”sure mikey, sure.”
Draken:
much more mature so he immediately recognized his feelings
has a hard time confessing though
constant thoughts flood his mind
is that cheesy? do you want gifts? will it be awkward?
so worried over nothing
buys big flowers and all, dresses up, looks handsome and all
and you simply say “you kno, i dont need all these gifts”
he stands there in awe as you give him a small peck with a giggle
you take the flowers and hold your hand out, taking his into yours as you both walk together
he wasn’t leading this anymore, it was all you
Mitsuya:
the ultimate package
mature enough to realize he has feelings AND knows how to confess
it helps having sisters i guess
abnormally calm around you
internally he is freaking out, don’t lie
”y/n.” he says, breaking you out of your studying trance as you looked up
before you could even answer, he pushes the hair away from your eyes with a soft smile
”i like you. i’ve liked you for a while. would you be interested in going on a date with me?”
you’re done. nope.
fall over red as he peers over at you with a laugh
he’s just so.. AHH dreamy
Chifuyu:
okay so here’s the funny thing
you fell for him first
you hid it though, worried he would not like you as a friend and you hated to loose the great friendship you had with him and baji
but when he formed a liking?
ho ho ho that was a game changer
he was a whole nother person around you
“baji.. is he okay?” you asked
“y/n are you an idiot? he likes you” baji says with a desdpanned look
”baji-san! i wanted to tell them!”
Baji:
he’s like a cat
if he likes you, expect him all over you
not in a nsfw way LOL
He just loves you sm
loves affection too omg
the best cuddles 24/7
buys you little gifts
he never actually confessed himself lol
it was just so natural and then it just like… happened
one minute he had his face tucked into your tummy the next you two were kissing
but he got you so it’s a win-win
Hanma:
“kisaki~ where is y/n?” hanma asks as he leans back in his chair
”in her office-“
”alright cya later”
loves visiting you
always comes in, whether you’re talking with someone or not, with a goofy smile
”baby!” he comes in, completely ignoring the other co-worker as he slung his lanky arms around you
”hanma, someone is in here right now. can you give me a few minutes? just sit on the couch over there please”
he sits there with a pout on his face as he glares daggers into the back of the other persons’s skull
once they leave, he is all over you again
places a few kisses on your neck, temple, all over your face as you laugh
”you know, people might think that we’re a couple, hanma”
”then let’s be one.”
Izana:
has no good understanding about true love
kakucho has to quiz him in order to get to the bottom of his feelings for him
”izana, you like them.”
”what?? no way, i just think of them as a cute friend.”
”there’s no such think, you like them.”
”no!”
”yes, you do.”
awkward from that point on with you
”everything alright izana?”
you were met with silence as you paused the massage on his shoulders, allowing him to fall back into your chest
”kaku says i like you. but i just think you’re cute… is that the same thing?”
you give him a soft smile and place a small peck on his nose as you nod
”yes, it’s the same thing silly”
Takemichi:
“i- well- i guess. do I? Chifuyu… do i?!”
full on panics
what if you dont like him back?
what if you think he is a crybaby?
what if you think of him only as a friend?
what if…
”takemichi, it’s fine. I can set you up, just give her the note and run!” chifuyu says with a devious smile as takemichi gulps
in the end, he fails, forgets the note, and end up stammering over his words like a child
”i.. uhm.. y/n..”
forgets his words completely
”takemichi, look at me and say it.” you say softly
he meets your warm gaze, suddenly gaining all the confidence he needed
”y/n i like you!” he says with a unnecessary bow
“stand up silly, no need to be so formal.”
Shinichiro:
total daddy
ANYWAYS
knows what he’s doing
he’s sadly done this before with other people, all of which either cheated on him or left him alone and hurt
he thinks you’re just… different
you give the vibe that no matter what, even if it needed to be ended, you would be hurt too
”uhm.. y/n can we talk?” he says, alerting you as you turned around to meet his shy gaze
”what’s up?” you ask, setting down your things
“what would you do, theoretically, if i said i liked you..?” he says fidgeting with his fingers
“is that a confession?” you challenge with a smile
”depends” he says, joining your smile with a grin of his own
“then i would say yes, theoretically of course.”
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mazeinthemiroh · 1 year
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Also, as your friendly neighborhood stuck-in-the-airport anon, I think I'll just be signing asks as ✈️
Feel free to ignore any and all of them. I'm bored and overcaffeinated atm...
But that brings me to my next idea. How would the member of either ateez or stray kids react to you not being able to sleep due to ~poor caffeine choices~?
✈️
ateez reactions to their s/o drinking too much caffeine
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genre: general, crack
warnings: mentions of caffeine
a/n: sorry you were stuck in an airport bestie 😭 if it helps, i'm loving your requests so far <3
please like and reblog if you enjoy :]
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hongjoong
will understand your caffeine addiction more than you can imagine. will probably encourage you to drink less because he's worried about your health due to lack of sleep. but this man can't say anything because his sleep schedule is messed up, with or without caffeine. so you guys can stay up together and bond over your bad decisions 🥰
seonghwa
will continuously lecture you about your caffeine intake. every time you go out with him for lunch and he sees you've ordered yourself a coffee, he gives you a very judgemental look and goes "y/n" DON'T USE THAT TONE WITH ME PARK SEONGHWA. ehem, anyways, he just cares about your health and doesn't like the fact coffee has on you.
yunho
will be a very bad influence and join you with the caffeine addiction. well, he doesn't like to call it an addiction. he says "we're just appreciating the flavour of coffee and whatnot 😁" like okay bro you're not fooling anyone and you're an enabler but hey-ho 🥰 i'm only kidding. but he for real join you is all i'm saying.
yeosang
another one who i can see just shrugging it off and drinking a load of caffeine with you. gosh, these boys... he likes spending time with you and since he doesn't have time in the day, having more time in the night is ideal. so caffeine certainly works its magic in that aspect at least <3
san
will be surprisingly strict with you. if you even attempt to buy a coffee in front of him, he shakes his head and gives you 'the look' he's scaryyyy which tells you everything you need to know about his feelings. he just wants you to be healthy and if he knows you aren't going to get a goodnight sleep, he will try and help you out the best he can.
mingi
will probably not realise you have a problem with caffeine until much later. it doesn't click in his brain that you have bad night's sleeps because of that. and then one day it will suddenly just click into his head and then he'll be like "ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh" and be embarrassed that he didn't realise before now 💀 me too mingi, me too.
wooyoung
he will be the reason you decrease your caffeine intake. why? because he will likely drink more caffeine because he sees how much of it you drink. and then, well... have you seen an over-caffeinated wooyoung? chaos. purely, unadulterated chaos. that's really enough to put anyone off tbh
jongho
why do i envision jongho being a massive coffee drinker? am i making this up or is this an actual fact? anyways, if he notices you're getting poor sleep, he will try and talk to you about it and maybe suggest that you stop drinking caffeine to see if it makes a difference to your sleep. he's very helpful and supportive <3333
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mylittleredgirl · 26 days
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previously on mylittleredgirl: [four seasons of m*a*s*h] [six weeks of screaming about margaret houlihan]
i have now finished season five disc one and a bullet point recap is due! [yeah there's more screaming in it]
bug out was a fucking DELIGHT
god i was so worried though when klinger had to trade all his dresses i was wailing internally. what if he just wears fatigues forever!?!??? but it's all okay!!!! that tassel mod dress he has on in "the abduction of margaret houlihan" healed me ten times over. his outfits have been 🔥 this season.
such a mix of really dumb slapstick comedy and "oh god the war is Right Here" drama and little character sweetness... love it.
and the family reunion happiness at the end!!!! god bless. i left my body for like thirty-six hours.
i really really love the tone they're striking with frank this season. they've walked back the cartoon villainy of late season four, so he's once again a relatively harmless clown. i breathed a huge sigh of relief. he's soooo much more fun this way.
margaret's engagement: bonkers. delightful. she's unbearable. there is so much wrong with her. i want to study her in a jar. i will never shut up again.
with this put together with some bits later in the disc (including that cut scene crayon joke lmao), did she somehow manage to trade DOWN from frank? is that even possible??? it's either that or this new dude is actually just The Exact Same Guy, but now she'll be the fool wife at home instead of the beloved mistress.
i mean personally if i were louise burns i'd be very happy for my dumbass husband to fuck around on the other side of the world for as long as possible while i enjoy the $35,000 house and two cars without him, but for someone like margaret who is far more interested in being wined and dined than running a household, this... may not be the field promotion she thinks it is.
hawkeye rising to frank's defense and him and b.j. enabling frank's little takedown of margaret at the end felt very real. sure, in the grand scheme of things, margaret is Annoying and frank tried to have hawkeye executed last season, but bros before hos.
okay how FUNNY would it be though if the "little redheaded nurse" frank planned to seduce was baker-from-the-nurses, because she would have scratched frank's eyes out for trying and not felt bad about it
and actually, that's a plausible backstory for the extra bad blood between her and margaret, too??? oh yeah. that definitely happened.
i actively missed frank/margaret as the disc went along though. maybe the show had stretched the tension of that relationship as tight as it could go, and it's nice that they get to do new things... but they're so funny and awful together and i miss them sharing scenes!!!
i really assumed - like frank did lol - that they would continue to rabbit around together, only now she would also get to string him along with the jealousy game, but...... well, i'm glad it's still hanging out in the background of the narrative, anyway. i live in hope that they will slip and fuck and it will be soooo messy.
FUCK is it possible i shipped that for real???? god. i don't know if my family name can bear this dishonor.
out of sight, out of mind...
...has taught us the very important lesson that hawkeye is 9000x more annoying without something to do (annoying to everyone else i mean!! not to me. i will happily watch him annoy everyone.)
him asking b.j. to visit him a million times a day 🥺
i'm almost satisfied now by the "doctor-experiences-the-role-of-patient" theme that i didn't get in "hawkeye." i suppose hurt/comfort fic can take it from here.
however i'm totally satisfied by how sweet it was to see everyone taking care of him!! and how much they love him!!
lt. radar o'reilly... devastating. i mean funny and delightful but it's mean!! so glad that boy is back in stripes. however they could have at least promoted him a little for his trouble. sergeant o'reilly???
i have already said more about the nurses (post here) than ever needed to be said. and yet. i'm quite sure i could say more if pressed
the abduction of margaret houlihan
........ will i never be free of colonel flagg episodes 😞
i love the continuing evidence that she has invested time in learning korean, and i really really really love the slow expansion of our perspective to include like oh yeah. there's a village where people live full time and it's literally right here.
imagine if after the war she becomes an ob nurse...
on the one hand, how do they not make frank do gun handling training. on the other hand they probably don't because it always ends with stitches and an accident report.
i sometimes wonder if mash was like jury duty for asian actors in the 70s. you probably won't get to say anything but they call you up and you just have to go.
dear sigmund!!!!!! this is another episode where people were staring at me through the window so i'll comment a little more:
the fandom's favorite guy sidney freedman deserves that crown. what a weirdo. talk about a busman's holiday for a psychiatrist to come to the 4077 for a vacation and psychoanalyze everyone. but for fun!
i really don't have a proper sense of the geography at play here because he really does like. just come by to play cards once a week. and drives through a war zone i guess to do it? he has probably sacked out in the swamp before when the air raid situation changes but this time he just... doesn't leave.
and aaaa!! margaret took her very special episode about How To Make Friends to heart!!!! she joined the poker game!!!
she had plenty of time to work on that lesson though because the jeremy bearimy time shenanigans are in full swing here at the 4077. we went from midsummer in 'the nurses' to a bitter cold march two episodes later.
i always kind of assumed the mash weather was loosely inspired by real human weather, but no, in fact the actors just have to randomly suffer in parkas or getting sprayed in the face to look sweaty in alternating weeks regardless of the surrounding conditions.
SUFFERING for their ART
also jfc b.j.!!!! dunking frank in cold water in freezing temperatures is a serious health and safety concern my dude!!!!
i'm afraid b.j. is still not beating the little brother allegations, he has just aged up from innocent baby to fucking gremlin
(i should confess that my little brother diagnosis is guided by the fact that in my complex family and housing history i only ever lived with "brothers" younger than me, and never older ones. but the innocent baby and prank gremlin stages are real.)
i made a note here of "margaret randomly drinking gin in the swamp now!!?!??" like the poker game was one thing, people could strong-arm her into that while she feigns protest, but ma'am WHO are you and what have you done with— and then the next note is "oh good she's still insane"
potter named his horse sophie <3 also he's collecting granddaughters, i think the count is up to 3 now. or baby sherry is experiencing a temporal anomaly of her own!
the letter radar wrote to the dead guy's parents and potter reading it... fucking ended me. please let harry morgan do serious bits more often, it's outstanding and far too rare.
it's not surprising that frank's wife changing (wearing pants! doing activities!) would stress him out, and not just because he's a dick. any of them would struggle with their families growing without them, because that means they can Never Go Home to the life they left!! (e.g. trapper losing it because his girls were getting older.) but it is kind of fascinating that he loves both his wife and margaret, and even said mid-fever that he wanted them to be friends, but he also wants them to be NOTHING alike.
all in all it's understandable that sidney would check in to the no boundaries motel to have his poker buddies shake it out of him, but he could also have taken his leave somewhere with indoor heat. so he's as crazy as the rest of them. <3
also they're not his patients he's just observing them like zoo animals so forget confidentiality he's absolutely gonna write a book about them someday.
mulcahy's war: i don't know why i have been misspelling his name with an 'e' the whole time because it was literally in the end credits of almost every episode for four seasons.
oh god he's so precious i don't talk about it enough. playing poker for orphans. feeling like he doesn't do enough while potter thinks he has the hardest job. that unrelenting positive regard for everyone. always with that little grin.
that little grin in FULL PLAY as he sneaks out of the house to go off to war when dad's not looking
radar should never be sent on a mission where people are bleeding when will they LEARN
corporal cupcake deserves every medal he gets!!!!
frank's foot fetish becoming his one true medical specialty is just. i don't know what to do with this. good for him??? do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life???
speaking of unrelenting positive regard, margaret's policy of nurses never talking back to the doctors in the operating room sure has taken a hit. i realize this is about frank being an intolerable ex, but i choose to believe that the detente between margaret and her nurses has turned the O.R. into a pvp zone. the next time hawkeye tries to seduce a nurse over an open body, he's gonna get wrecked and margaret's just going to shrug pretty and look the other way.
in conclusion: season five is soooo gooooooood!!!!! can't wait for disc two!
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emuthec0w · 1 year
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Surprise Party !
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Hehe >:) A littlebullet point fic of how the yugioh characters would react to their s/o throwing them a surprise party !! Gender neutral reader as always :)
P.2 will have , Ishizu Ishtar, Téa Gardner, Joey Wheeler, and Mai Valentine !!!
Characters ; Seto Kaiba, Yugi Mutou, Atemi / Yami Yugi, Ryou + Yami Bakura, Marik Ishtar
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Birthdays.. he didn’t really enjoy them. Not his own , anyways. When it came to yours and Mokuba’s, he found some enjoyment in them. You and his brother’s smile of glee healed his heart just a bit, knowing you two could have the things he never could in his childhood- and now- made him.. happy.
Though, he may not admit it. Not right away, anyways.
His birthday was like any other day, loaded with work. What could he expect? A break on his birthday when he was the head of a giant company? Not a chance. It hardly even crossed his mind that it was his birthday to begin with.
On his way home he may pick up a coffee as a little treat for himself, but other than that, the festivities are pretty much over before they even began.
“I’m ho-,”
“Surprise!” “Happy birthday big bro!”
Little did Kaiba know you and Mokuba had been planning a huge surprise party since his last birthday. His lips parted in as he stared at his now decorated living room and kitchen. Blue and silver ribons all over..
“Hm,” He hummed, a grin settling over his previous look of shock, “Not bad, for the world champion himself.”
He would never admit it, but this is the happiest moment of his life. He didnt have to though, as you could read him like a book. And he was acutely aware of this fact.
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Yugi has always celebrated his birthday by bringing cupcakes to his class to share the joy. “It’s not as good if you’re celebrating by yourself!” was like his motto, or something.
Afterwards he may invite a few friends over to play Duel Monsters on this special occasion, just for fun of course. Though he didn’t expect you and Grandpa to pop out of the door with a “Happy Birthdayyy Yugiii!!” the moment he got home..! But, it was a pleasant surprise.
“You guys..,” He may tear up a little, “Woah..”
He’s more or less speechless at first, but he makes sure to show his gratitude through physical affection such and holding your hand and hugging you tight.
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The pharaoh is rather used to celebrations of days such as his birth, or the anniversary of his crowning- it’s hard to ignore the public’s gratitude. But, he was used to it by now. Their weren’t a lot of surprises on days like these anymore.
He spends most of the day in his study writing down the past few major events on papyrus sheets. His ability to write out perfect hieroglyphic symbols still impressed you to this day, honestly.
When he had finally decided to put his quill down for the night he noticed the sounds of excited squealing from the pharaohs sleeping chambers. His dear Queen/King, what could you be up to now, he wondered? You were always warm and happy like the sun, he wondered if you ever could truly harbor hatred for another human.
As he stepped into the temples sleeping chambers he was immediately met with the sight of red and white lights illuminating the walls, and petals covering the ground. He wasnt very good at expressing it, but it made his heart flutter. Making his way to your shared qaurters .. wow.. before him was a heartwarming sight.
You, his lovely queen/king sitting in a pure satin laced night gown, holding out a cake to him. ‘I ♡ you Atem!’ was written across it with icing.
His lip trembled, it brought him such .. happiness that you found him this precious to you with no strings attached. He took the cake and nodded his head;
“Thank you, my- my dear..”
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Ryou had lived alone for quite a while, so.. on his birthdays, there was never anything to look forward to to begin with. Plus, what if he shared a birthday with someone else? He.. didn’t want to be a bother by bringing it up.
This is why none of his classmates ever batted an eye on his birthday; he never told them about it. But you..
Oh, he couldn’t hide a thing from you. In the end you had forced his birthday out of him- it turned out you were right. You shared your birthday.
On his way home from a tournament, he’s fully intent on buying you the best gift he can find! Stepping into your favorite little shop he immediately spots what he’s gonna get; a huge Hello Kitty plush that’s way bigger than either of you. Thank god the clerk running the check out was able to smush it down into one of their bags.
That would make it a much bigger surprise!
Opening the door to your apartment he’s greeted with the sweet smell of strawberry shortcake. Oh wow.. he was so lucky. If one thing was clear, you knew the way to his heart ; good, homemade food.
He made his way to the kitchen, the sight of presents piled on the table making him stop in his tracks. His cheeks flooded with a dark hue of red, brown eyes softening like a puppy begging for food. Could it be? Had .. you really done this all for him? On your birthday too? Oh.. oh wow.
He had never felt so loved.
The whole night was just like a dream come true- what he had always imagined real birthdays to be like! You’d both gotten presents from your friends, and you had gotten him a deck of all the rarest cards you could find.
“My fairy.. you shouldnt have..!”
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The entire day you were by his side, on such a special day that should have been celebrated for milenia.. he didnt want his pretty prince/princess wandering from him. Though the days prior you had set up a small ‘party’ in your home.
After cheering him on in a duel against some chump- who was it? Oh, right. Kaiba, who he obviously won against; you brought him back home, making sure to stop at little shops you both liked to buy him treats.
“C’mon Bakura!” You called, “I have a surprise!”
“Tsk, so eager. I never quite understood birthdays, anyways..”
He grumbled but followed en-suite. He had no such good memories of birthdays. His was hardly ever celebrated, instead that Pharaohs was what everyone gushed over. But no matter, back then he could have always just stolen himself any trinket he desired - it didn’t even need to be his stupid birthday.
As the two of you returned you took the pale hand of his host’s body and lead him inside. His eyes widened at the view.. so many sets of cards.. so many random trinkets, and a table set full of food, drinks, cake- everything.
“I knew there was a reason we were destined to be together, my Prince/Princess..”
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From his earliest memory of it, his birthday has always been a dreaded time in his life. One year closer to having to accept the ritual. And when that time finally arrived, his birthday had officially been deamed the worst day of the year. Somedays, he wished he had never been born at all.
It was no wonder it took him a good while to open up to you about his past, and even what day his birthday was. He wished he could just purge the day from the year. It would make everything much.. easier.
On the “special” day he had locked himself away in his room, hugging his pillow just- just waiting for it to be over. The memories he had to relive- the stinging from his tattoos.
But.. hearing your voice from outside he almost immediately shot up.
“My Prince, may I come in?..”
You were acutely aware of how hard this day was for him. But that’s why you wanted to give him some new, good memories of it. When he opened the door you brought him into your warm embrace, seeing the tears in his eyes broke your heart. He was.. comfortable being vulnerable around you. And that meant something- it meant a great deal to you. You hushed him softly, humming a sweet tune.
“I dont want to be seen like this.. come in.” He grumbled, “Not even Odion can see me cry anymore.”
The tan boy pulled you in, locking the door behind you two. He sat you down by his side on the edge of his bed. You watched with a small frown as he wiped the tears from his eyes and his sniffling nose.
“Marik.. I have a gift for you, my pharaoh.”
“What?..!.. Please dont- nno- dont do it to me again-..!”
Marik immediately pulled back, pulling his rod out as quick as he could. That look of fear in his eyes- you’d never seen it before. You shook your head, pulling out a small box.
“Please trust me, it’s something good.”
With your reassurance he lowered his gaurd just a bit.. but he was still weary. That was until you pulled- could it be? The Millenium.. the Millenium Eye from your little box. You held it out to him. He silently took it , rolling it around in his palms.
“Happy Birthday, my Prince.”
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fillsta · 2 years
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How to explain Les Mis characters to your friends
Enjolras 'Enjy dearest', 'Enj':
Angry blond boy. "Eat the rich". Either gay or aroace. His celebrity crush is Robespierre. He may or may not have a crush on a specific wine lover. Also Aaron Tveit. That's it
Combeferre 'Ferre':
The 'hot' scholar. Rly likes moths I guess. Wears glasses bc he's smart and smart ppl wear glasses. Has done nothing wrong, ever. We love him .
Courfeyrac 'Courf':
Everybody's friend. Flirty, fruity bitch. Round and lovable. Possibly in a relationship with either Combeferre or Jehan. Marius' own personal extrovert. Keeps the group together. Portrayed by the Mighty, the Fruity Fra Fee.
Grantaire 'R':
Likes to drink. A lot. Bi bitch, hopelessly in love with a certain blondie. Hold-hands-before-getting-shot-to-death kind of crush. Rly good at history and philosophy. Cynic. Also, fandom decided that he draws<3. Big hobo energy. Ask the fandom about the actor in the 2012 musical and they'll shed tears
Jean Prouvaire 'Jehan':
Ah yes, the softie. Love poetry and playing the flute. Most likely smoke weed. Plant parent. Gender unknown. We love their hippie bullshit. I don't remember the actor's name but he was kinda cute
Bahorel 'Baho':
The fruity gym bro. Enjoys fistfighting. Possibly Feuilly's bf. Man bun and beard. Studies law but doesn't want to be a lawyer. Doodles instead. Gavroche's idol. His celebrity crush is probably Dwayne Johnson or sth.
Feuilly:
IwbavajsbJzkabzjsvs. We love him. He's pure and innocent. Orphan. Makes fans for a living. Really loves the countries of the world. Headcannoned as Polish. Enjolras' fav ho. Wears flannels. I'll stop here because oh boi I can go on for ages
Bossuet/Lesgles:
Bald guy. Wholesome. He's also extremely unlucky and Victor made sure that's his only personality trait. Polyamoryyyy. His bf is Joly, his gf is Musichetta. It's just... Bossuet, you know?
Joly:
Doctor? Yeah, did I mention he's a germaphobe? Poor guy. Eccentric asf. Carries a cane everywhere. Will wake up in the middle of the night to align his bed according to the earth's poles and shit. Yes, he has a bf and gf, as previously mentioned.
Gavroche 'Gav':
Best boiiii. Smol, like, 10-12 yrs old. Savage. Absolutely destroyed Enjolras when in an argument. Also managed to trick a skilled criminal once. Rip, he would have loved Minecraft. Eponine and Azelma's brother. Courfeyrac's instant son. Looks up to Bahorel.
Marius Pontmercy:
The Most Awkward Human Being. Like, fr. Courfeyrac's emotional support introvert. Possibly the only straight here but who knows??? Idk he's kinda close with Courf. Anyway Enj amd Ferre scare him. Especially Ferre. He somehow gets a gf??? Survived
Eponine 'Ponine' Thenardieur
Marius' side ho. Has a crush on him. Bit I think she's gayyyy. Or bi. There's no way she's interested in men only. Anyway, poor. Terrible household situation :(. Feminist. I hope she gets a gf in her second life. R had a smol crush on her but that was just a phase. She deserved better, like everyone.
Cosette Fauchelevent/Valjean:
Marius' main ho (how this guy manages to get bitches is beyond me). Cottagecore goth (is that a thing?). Adopted. Such a sweet gal. Eponine could also be her gf <3.
Montparnasse 'Parnasse':
Ah him. Okay this guy. He is s narcissistic but a good one. One day he looked in the mirror and said 'Wow im hot lets murder people' and so he did exactly that. Said criminal tricked by Gavroche. 'Dandy'. He's so cool I love him sm.
Azelma Thenardieur:
Poor girl doesn't get any development. She's just there. Survived. Is rly cool tho, trust me.
Jean Valjean:
Stole bread and went to jail for 19 years. Villain origin story. Then he stole from a child (which may or may not have been Feuilly but that's another story for another post) and he instantly went good. Became mayor and businessman. One of his employees died so he found her daughter and raised her. Survived for a while. Is supposed to be the protagonist lol. Wholesome grandpa
Inspector Javert 'Jav jav man':
Is his life's goal to arrest Valjean. I say enemies to lovers trope. Starts off as a bitch, tbh.
Fantine:
My poor girl deserved the world. Her bf got her pregnant and fled :(. She gave Cosette over to some strangers to raise her while she worked in a nearby town, sending them money for Cosette's expenses. That's a no no there but ok. Gets fired, becomes a prostitute, dies. So of any of you out there shame sex workers I'll choke u while u sleep.
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Name: Lakitu
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Debut: Super Mario Bros.
I hate to say this in any context, but, please disregard the turtle. This is not about the turtle. However, I do like to say: please look at and think about the smiling, living cloud creature! Lakitu’s Cloud is one of the first Mario enemies, but maybe more of a Mario Enemy Accomplice, since it, of course, is ridden by Lakitu, who does all the antagonizing!
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However, before this, perhaps it could have been ridden by Mario himself...? In the early concept stages of Super Mario Bros., where Mario would have had a Gun, there were ideas for sky stages where he would have ridden on a cloud. Would this cloud have smiled? We cannot be certain, but I think yeah, it probably would have. They made the enemy clouds smile, so a Friend cloud  surely would, right? This one would have been MARIO’s accomplice! Witness to Mario’s crimes!
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Technically, the focus of this post will be the cloud as it appears in relation to Lakitu, but when you look at various clouds in the Mario series, it becomes clear that these are all the very same kind of cloud! Lakitu’s Clouds, Cloud Blocks, Yoshi Clouds, Cloud Cannons, I have no doubt that these are all the very same “species” of carefree, compact cumulonimbus. There are happy little clouds all over the Mario world, and they do as they please! Some launch people into the sky, some give out gifts, some let others stand upon them, and some let turtles ride on them! But... why? Ho ho. Ho ho! This is the real Big Question! And I have a few theories of my own... and keep in mind that none of these are mutually exclusive. I think they can (and should?) all be true!
1. They are friends :)
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Self explanatory! Lakitu and Lakitu’s Cloud are friends. Best friends! They are almost always seen together, and nearly always happy together! Other enemies might look angry as they target Mario, but Lakitu has targeted Mario directly from the beginning, and at least the cloud has always been happy as can be. Early artwork does depict Lakitu itself with a frown, but these days are gone, as is that rough patch in Lakitu’s life- thanks to its best friend who is always there for it! Often, Lakitu’s Cloud will express the exact same emotion its Lakitu is. Is there some sort of psychic link here? Are their feelings one in the same? Or are they just such good friends they are in tune with the other’s emotions? That would be nice. :)
2. The clouds are like animals
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I feel it’s obvious that the clouds are like animals to me, but the wording here is to cover two somewhat related ideas. First: perhaps Lakitu Clouds differ from the other happy Mario clouds in that Lakitus have domesticated them! Ancient Lakitus selectively bred the most affable clouds until they could reliably ride them, and now they are like horses to them. Alternatively, this is entirely natural, and the two share a mutualistic relationship! Lakitu benefits from free flight, obviously, while the cloud gets to eat whatever scraps Lakitu drops while eating, like a boxer crab’s anemones do.
3. The clouds are like vehicles
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This one is my favorite! Vehicles based on Lakitu clouds have appeared on a few occasions, like the Royal Bus Driver from Super Mario RPG, and the Cloud 9 kart from Mario Kart 7. Additionally, an official Paper Mario guide mentions Lakilester having a “cloud-riding license”. I think that the car clouds we’ve seen are, in fact, real deal Lakitu Clouds... but Tricked Out! How can a cloud be Tricked Out, you ask? Let’s look at Cloud Cannon!
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Cloud Cannon appears to be able to form a functioning pipe cannon out of its own body! If Clouds can form equivalents to artificial technology, then maybe they can be compatible with any machinery, and the more machine-like examples are in fact like cyborg clouds!
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On the topic of clouds as machines, The Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach (the early Mario OVA) has, dare I say, Lakitu Lore! It probably is not still canon, but this interpretation is SO cool that I need to bring it up! Sadly, this cloud is not alive, and is operated entirely as a machine. Lakitu drops the Spinies in their egg form, which here is said to be them in hibernation, which they would normally emerge from after winter. With Lakitu manipulating weather using the cloud, though, he is able to induce them out of hibernation early, and send them after Mario and Luigi! I really want this to be canon regardless of how much it wouldn’t make sense with how often Spinies are encountered on their own. It is just such cool worldbuilding!!! Ok this theory section is done now.
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In NSMBU, whenever a BAH occurs in the music, Lakitu Clouds on the screen will open their mouths! Some may see this as just that, their mouths opening, like they are lip-syncing. But I think they can be the singers! Every BAH, sung by a cloud, even if it may be off screen at the time, like in a recording studio. You may be aware that the BAHs started not in New Super Mario Bros., but in Super Mario 64, on the Star select screen. But who was accompanying Mario throughout that entire adventure...?
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That’s right! The Lakitu Bros.! And that means Lakitu Clouds! You can’t prove the clouds are NOT singing the BAHs every time! And if you can, I will try to ignore it, sorry!
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Did you know that clouds wear goggles? Now you do! Behold them, please! In Mario Kart 7, Lakitu’s Cloud wears goggles on tracks with underwater sections, and in the Super Mario Maker series, Cloud Blocks will wear goggles in underwater themes, and it is all so so cute! They did not keep this in Mario Kart 8, maybe because so many tracks have underwater sections now, but I am glad they did it at all! Also, it is so amusing that these water vapor entities are wearing goggles. What are you trying to keep out? You’re already inside...!
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And with that, I believe I have covered everything I want to about these funny clouds! Are you itching for more Cloud Content? Don’t you worry! Mario Clouds have already evolved human-like forms and societies, and even wear pants! Look forward to learning what funny articles of clothing they will wear next! Maybe it’s fingerless gloves!
Hey, how is Lakitu able to have such a high number of Spinies to throw at any time? Because he stores them in the Cloud!
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