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elitadream · 1 month
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Love all the wholesome tanooki thoughts but I can also never resist some sibling teasing. The idea of suddenly being able to pick your older sibling up by the scruff with one hand is so funny to me. Mario commits the crime of eating the last cannelloni while in tanooki form, so Luigi traps him under a laundry basket. Tiny criminals go to tiny jail.
STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY HJRKDJGK 😂
The critter noises coming from the upside down basket as Luigi would casually sit on it to assert his younger sibling control = perfection. xD👌
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seven-oomen · 6 months
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The Negotiator and the docking bay around it are silent around this time. Only a skeleton crew of guards remains for the next hour or so. When the night shift is replaced by the day shift. Getting on board is easy, getting into Prime’s ship isn’t hard either. Figuring out how to get the electronics working again is an entirely different matter.
“This thing is deader than a Triton moon…” Rex mutters as he presses the controls at random. Nothing lights up. Nothing makes a sound.
“Did you turn it on?”
“Vod, I am trying that. It’s not working.”
“Maybe you’re pressing it the wrong way.”
He’s not. The reason it’s not working is because they popped the ship with a localized EMP when they hauled Prime’s ship in. But it’s funny to watch Rex struggle for a minute.
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avis-fictional-world · 5 months
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This cracks me up so much. AFO is so gleeful to have a captive audience! Our Yoichi is suffering
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praetorqueenreyna · 7 months
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Concession Strategy, Eris Week Day 1: Brotherhood/Family
Happy Eris Week everybody!! I worked on this fic for @erisweek2023 with the co-runners of the event, @secret-third-thing and @lucienforhighking. They'll be writing the second and third chapters of this fic to complete the story.
Read here on Ao3!!
Eris was tired. In a fit of paranoia, Beron had assigned him to review every missive and contract that had come through the Court in the past few months, claiming it was out of concern that someone in his cabinet was embezzling money from the treasury. To Eris, the excuse was weak. More likely that Beron wanted to watch his eldest son toil away on a menial task. He stubbornly sat at his desk for hours at a time, determined to finish his pointless assignment quickly so he could get back to his actual work.
A servant broke his concentration. She announced that the High Lord required his presence in the throne room immediately. With a sigh, Eris straightened his rumpled clothes and stood up, wincing at the sharp tingles that shot down his legs. He rubbed at his eyes as he made his way to the throne room, his feet taking him down the correct path on instinct. Beron was perched on his throne reading a letter. He looked annoyed, as usual.
“A delegation from Spring is on their way,” he announced without even glancing at his son.
“Hello Father, it’s good to see you too,” Eris drawled. A scathing glare from Beron informed him that his father was not in the mood for joviality. “Why?”
“They want to discuss the incident with the Laurellons.”
Eris bit back a groan. The Laurellon family had lived on the border between Autumn and Spring for as long as anyone could remember. Some centuries ago, a long-forgotten insult had divided the family into two feuding factions, one on either side of the border. Since then, they had ignored every communication from their respective High Lords. Both peace treaties and threats of violence had been returned with crude phrases scribbled all over the parchment. Beron and Tamlin had independently decided to ignore the bickering family. Avoiding them when crossing the border was easy, and they weren’t doing much harm to anyone other than each other.
That is, they hadn’t done much harm up until a week earlier. The Laurellons on the Autumn side had gotten hold of an ancient and dangerous fire spell. They had launched it across the border, where it had immediately set the forest ablaze. The fire had taken days to put out, and had scorched more than five acres of woodland on both sides of the border. Most of the damage had been in Spring, and so Beron hadn’t seen fit to respond in any way. It made Eris want to scream; that his father was so selfish and stupid and incapable of forming alliances with anybody. Of course Tamlin would have to send an envoy on his own accord; Beron would never lift a finger to help someone other than himself.
“When will they be here?” Eris asked just as a trumpet in the foyer announced their guests’ arrival. Apparently, Tamlin was hoping to catch Beron off guard. A smart move, frankly. Eris took his place standing just behind his father’s throne, hands clasped behind his back. He expected to see Andras, or one of the other uncouth soldiers that Tamlin sent to other courts to negotiate in his place. Instead, a familiar red-haired male strolled through the doors of the throne room.
Unexpected longing at seeing Lucien again punched him in the gut. The last time Eris had seen his youngest brother, he had been curled on the ground sobbing into the broken body of his lover. A part of Eris had wanted to comfort him. Another part felt a sick sense of satisfaction. Lucien had always been too soft, too sweet. It endeared him to Eris in a way that none of his other siblings had, but also filled him with rage. He needed to learn, to build that hard shell around himself, to become selfish and petty. It was what all the Vanserra children did. It was what Eris had done. Who was Lucien to defy his fate?
Eris had been sure that his lover’s gruesome death at the hands of their father would be a turning point for Lucien. He’d understand how the world worked, become like the rest of them. But he continued to refuse to play the Vanserra game. He had disappeared that very night, not even bothering to disarm the spells around the castle that would alert them to his absence. Three of his younger brothers had gone after him, intending to take him out. Only one had returned. He revealed that Lucien had gone to Spring, and that he was in Tamlin’s care now. The dark tendrils of anxiety that wove around what remained of his heart loosened ever so slightly. In Spring, a sensitive male like Lucien would be far safer than he would be at home.
The Lucien standing before him now was a far cry from the shattered fae that had left Autumn. He stood tall and proud, one hand casually perched on the sword at his waist. He had let his hair grow longer, and it cascaded across his shoulders and back in a crimson waterfall. He was clad head to toe in green, a symbol of his new allegiance. Eris recalled only just now that Lucien had recently been granted the title of emissary. The news had filtered in to him through his spies in the other courts. Beron had refused to acknowledge the existence of the son that had abandoned him.
A glance towards the throne revealed that Beron’s only reaction was to slightly lift his eyebrows. “Lucien,” he said evenly.
Lucien bowed, bending at the waist at the exact angle that indicated respect for a High Lord, but not deference as one of his subjects. So he had been learning. “High Lord Beron,” he greeted. “I am here on behalf of High Lord Tamlin to discuss how our courts might work together to restore the land damaged by the Laurellons and mitigate any future skirmishes.”
“Interesting that Tamlin didn’t think the situation important enough to come here in person, and chose to send you.” Beron’s lips curled into a grin, adding more insult to his condescension. It was extremely common for High Lords to send emissaries to negotiate for them. He wanted to degrade Lucien, as he had done for his entire life.
Lucien did not take the bait. “Tamlin is at the damaged border, working with the dryads to replenish magic to the trees that were destroyed. He regrets that he could not be here in person, but as his royal emissary he trusts me to handle such minor discussions for him.”
Something like pride swelled in Eris’s chest. Lucien kept his head up, maintaining eye contact with his father. Beron’s smirk had twisted into a grimace at the politely-worded disrespect. “Very well.”
Lucien began speaking, rattling off information about the extent of the damage on the Spring side and estimates of what had been burned on the Autumn side. He only occasionally referenced a small notebook for a particular number. He then began to outline a treaty that Tamlin had drawn up, but Beron cut him off with a lazy wave of his hand.
“You’ve given me a lot to think about. I will of course have to verify those numbers myself before our courts can discuss how to move forward. We will reconvene tomorrow evening. You may stay here during that time in our guest quarters. I trust you know the way.”
Lucien’s jaw tightened as he ground his teeth together. The delaying tactic was a favorite of Beron’s, to put his adversary off and force them to wait on him. Beron was trying to goad Lucien into lashing out.
“Tomorrow, then. Is that all, Lord Beron?”
“That is all.” With that, Beron dismissed his youngest child. He beckoned an advisor over and began talking to him in a low tone, as if nobody else were in the room. Lucien’s eyes flashed, and for a moment Eris was sure that he was going to shoot off one of those smart remarks that frequently got him in trouble. The rage passed, and Lucien simply turned on his heel and walked out.
That evening, Eris wandered across the castle’s grounds. He told himself that he was just enjoying the cool night air. So what if his stroll took him past the fountain that had always been Lucien’s favorite spot? His brother was there, sitting at the edge of the fountain, one knee propped up to support his chin resting on his hands. It was a position that Eris had found him in over and over, for centuries. Looking at him now, it was almost as if the past few months hadn’t happened. Like he had never left.
Lucien shifted slightly when Eris settled on the stone wall next to him. Just enough to keep them from touching. “You’ll have to do better tomorrow,” Eris said. “He’s testing you. Trying to undermine you. And if you fuck this up, you might as well quit, because he’ll never take you seriously as an emissary again.”
For a moment, Lucien was still. Finally he shifted, just enough that he could peer at Eris with one accusing eye. “What are you doing?”
Eris scoffed. “What do you think I’m doing? I’m helping you.”
In one fluid motion, Lucien leapt to his feet. He turned on Eris, snarling. “I don’t need your help. I never did. Why don’t you fuck off and leave me alone?” He stormed off inside, leaving Eris speechless for the first time in his life.
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not-hearts · 6 months
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I should probably post more. horrible Roblox gifs me and my brother made apoun ye
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nu-so · 8 months
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Matt: what are you going here in the dark? Terry: Watching the sunset Matt: That happened an hour ago Terry: I know, but they're going to do an instant replay Matt: really? *fucking sits by the window as Terry leaves*
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pleeborp · 1 month
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Picture this
You, a tired sick individual wakes up from a five hour flu induced nap.
You awaken due to a knock on your door and you get up and blearily answer it.
There stands your older brother. He’s 6’3 he’s so fucking tall.
You look up at him, half awake from previously mentioned nap.
He hands you a baked potato, still warm. “I got you food.”
That’s it. That’s the story.
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knifegremliin · 1 year
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the funny thing about my brother is that he is a reddit user that talks like both a reddit user and a tumblr user. the bad thing is, he has no idea some terms have not been used in a long time and i am dealt psychic damage every time he says "smol bean"
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Ingo: I have experienced electrocution today
Emmet: I AM SORRY FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME !!!
Ingo: KEEP YOUR JOKTIK AWAY FROM WATER!!
Emmet: MEH MEH MEH!!
Ingo: How mature you are!
Emmet: -continues to whine and mimic him mockingly-
Ingo: EMMET I SWEAR TO ZEKROM!!!
Emmet: LOOK AT THIS!!! A PERFECTLY FINE POWER OUTLET!!
Ingo: EMMET DON’T YOU DARE!!!
Emmet suddenly has a cutesy voice as he picks up a joktik “ Hey little guy you hungry? look at this power outlet here!”
Ingo: EMMET! -starts running towards him-
Emmet places the joltik on the outlet which it quickly feeds off, suddenly the lights starts flashing then turn off
Ingo :.........
Emmet:......
Ingo: Emmet
Emmet: I am Emmet yes?
Ingo: Were gonna play murder in the dark except i have a lampent
Suddenly the noise of running is heard , Emmet exiting the room then a flash Lampent appears guiding Ingo chasing Emmet.
Emmet starts screaming like a girl as Ingo practically tackles him.
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pinkiemachine · 26 days
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HEEHEEHEE….
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Part 2 👇
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let-me-iiiiiiiin · 3 months
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my brother sent a picture of him with the ceiling light above him and wrote "me and the burning sun" and when I replied "I know it's eight PM over there, that's not the sun" he answered "it's the sun. this is where it goes at night" "so the sun just chills out in your room?" "yeah"
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An important FNAF question, why is Michael purple?
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cardinalcheerio · 2 months
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I imagine that the Batkids go out for food every once in a while.
So there they are all sitting at the restaurant, when dick goes to pay and accidentally uses one of Bruce's cards.
They get back to the cave to bruce freaking out, everyone is like "IDENTITY BREACH AHHHHH" y'know.
And the next day a paper comes out, "Bats steal Brucies Credit Card!"
From then on they use Bruce's cards for snacks in the field and gotham just accepts that
1. Bruce funds the Bats
2. They take it from him
3. Bruce and Batman dated and Batman stole his credit cards and gave them to his kids.
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ev-arrested · 1 year
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A Damian twitter post for you all
Based on this tiktok.
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Dick: Hey, Jas- why the hell are you wearing a bucket hat indoors?
Jason, who wanted to copy his big brother's mullet but accidentally lopped too much hair off: Hey, bucket hats are cool, okay?!
Dick: Alright...?
*4 Years Later*
Jason: 'Sup, Ti- why are you wearing a hat indoors?
Tim, who thought Jason's white stripe was cool and tried to imitate it but accidentally bleached way too much hair: Hats are really cool, Jason
Jason: *realises* oh. Oh my god...
*2 Years Later*
Tim: Hey, brat, did you- uh, why are you wearing a hat at dinner?
Damian, who secretly thinks Tim's eyebrow notch is cool and tried to copy it but accidentally shaved off half an eyebrow: Because hats are cool, idiot
Tim: *softly* oh. I get it now...
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not-hearts · 5 months
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my ass hasn't been drawing. here's more Roblox gifs featuring my brother
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