#brothers-in-law

[thatbadadvice]

Help! What If A Person Has A Human Body At My Wedding?

Dear Prudence, Slate, 17 August 2022:

Q. Am I wrong to think his actions were rude and disrespectful toward me at their family BBQ? I recently met my fiancé’s family for the first time at the family BBQ which his mom and dad organized at their cabin at the lake. Everything went well overall until the end. They seemed like friendly people. The sister initially I thought was a bit stand-offish but by the end, we had a chance to chat and my perspective of her changed. Mind you I am a very intuitive person and I can usually pick up people’s energy. I am also an introvert, so it takes me time to warm up to people. As we were winding down to say goodbye to everyone, I was standing next to my fiancé and directly behind his brother with just a small space between myself and the brother.

The brother decided to let one out loudly. A huge loud fart. This is a full-grown, married man acting in this way. My fiancé’s reaction was to pull me closer to him. His family’s reaction was to scoff it off. I can tell his wife was not pleased but also smiled about it. I felt embarrassed and disrespected but I played it cool until a few days later when I attempted to talk to my fiancé about it, to tell him how I felt. And how I was concerned for this type of behavior to happen at our wedding. His brother had texted him the next day and stated he “felt bad for farting on me.” My fiancé became defensive and angrily stated, “I won’t invite them then if you are worried about your family being disrespected.”

He said I was getting too worked up about it. Am I wrong to think his brother was rude and disrespectful for releasing gas loudly on me? Whether he did it intentionally or not, that’s not something you do in the presence of a stranger you have never met before. I need some advice on how to move forward because I feel like the next family encounter will be awkward, especially if he is going to be my fiancé’s best man at our wedding. Please give me some advice.

-- Rude Welcome Into The Family

Dear Rude Welcome,

Wedding days are fraught enough without the threat of the possibility of a person potentially passing gas somewhere in the general vicinity of the proceedings, the all time worst thing that could ever happen at or to a wedding in the era of overlapping global pandemics and climate-change-induced extreme weather events. 

So no, you are emphatically not too worked up about this -- of all the things that could go wrong on your special day, one guy doing a fart is absolutely at the top of the list. When people think of things that could absolutely fucking decimate the day they’ve spent months, even years, planning, they think of a man farting. Brides and grooms the world over lay awake at night, trying to game out every terrifying eventuality that could result in the total destruction of their wedding experience, but none looms so large as: a fart.

You are infinitely kind and patient to entertain the thought that the fart could have been accidental, but we both know that all humans everywhere can contain their gaseous emissions all the time, because all our bodies all work exactly the same, and everyone knows that a barbecue meal of greasy smoked meats accompanied by flavorful greens and soupy baked beans is unlikely to produce alimentary gas! The math simply does not add up! This man is coming for you directly and specifically with his butt! The call is coming from inside this full-grown married man’s rectal cavity, and you mustn’t answer it! 

Trust your impeccable intuition for once. And indeed it’s lucky that this gastrointestinal, barbecudinal tragedy befell you, an intuitive person, before your future brother-in-law had a chance to raze an entire church with a toot. A person less attuned to the ~ vibes ~ of the universe might not have recognized this man as the agent of chaos he so clearly is, but you sussed out his nefarious flatus for what it truly is: the sheer essence of disrespect, an intentional and deliberate flatulative assault on you personally, and a warning shot across the bow of your future wedding vows. This man cannot be allowed anywhere near your nuptials, lest the force of his flatulence blow the entire wedding party to kingdom come, a thing he clearly intends to do on purpose because he had gas after eating barbecue one time when you were there.

In fact, you may consider retaining a notary to stand watch at the entry to your venue so that they can witness signatures for those guests who are willing to enter into a contractual agreement not to pass wind for for the following five hours. Attendees who are unwilling to show you this most basic sign of respect by shutting down the normal functions of their human body during an event that probably includes an elaborate sit-down meal could perhaps watch a livestream of the ceremony in the comfort of their own disgusting, fart-filled homes like the repulsive trash goblins they are.

#dear prudence #bad advice #farts #gas #passing wind #IBS #weddings #brothers-in-law #in-laws #barbecues #marriage #advice

[shana-rosee]

I feel like we as a fandom don't talk enough about how Arthur and Elyan are literally brothers

Do you know anyone who does post about this more? Bc I'm afraid I don't but id like to get involved

(Sorry if this sounds rude. I'm not trying to be mean I just struggle with words a lot)

First off, YESSSSSSS!!!!! Yes yes yes!!! I am, forever bitter, that we never got to see Arthur & Elyan do some family bonding, and wish more people wrote about them being brothers (image how excited and unsure Arthur would be over having a sibling who isn’t trying to kill him 😆☺️)

I even started a fic in this vein but sadly got drunk while writing and the next morning could not for the life of me remember where the plot was going and end up never finished it😅

While I sadly don’t know anybody blogging about Elyan and Arthur bonding as siblings, I saw @groundbreakingdot872 posting about Elyan/Lancelot today so maybe she might know of some?

And no worries! You didn’t seem rude at all, in fact your ask made me so happy! If you find any Arthur & Elyan brothers fic please let me know!!!

#asks #Anon asks #Arthur & Elyan #siblings #brothers-in-law #seriously I would love some canon era fics about them navigating being brothers #gimme Arthur asking for Elyan’s blessing to marry Gwen and Elyan messing with him before giving it to him #Elyan & Arthur having s prank war #Elyan giving Arthur Gwen advice #Elyan coming over for dinner and causing mischief by trying to get Arthur in trouble 😂 #Gwen just rolling her eyes at the two of them but secretly pleased they get along so well

[kartoffelstern]

sacrifice

#one piece #donquixote brothers #donquixote rosinante #donquixote doflamingo #trafalgar law #dark

[vulpeculaque]

TRAFALGAR D. LAMI

#one piece #op fanart #trafalgar law #trafalgar lami #bepo one piece #i wanted to keep her emo like her brother lol #and gave her snowy owl motifs #cause the rest of laws crew is Arctic animal themed hehe #my art

[livelylambs]

From this post, ft. A big ol batch of memes I’ve drawn/drawn over

Originals:

#one piece #monkey d luffy #sabo the revolutionary #portgas d ace #asl brothers #roronoa zoro #trafalgar law #tony tony chopper #ceasar clown #I don’t have the credit for the egg TikTok unfortunately but god it makes me laugh so hard #my art

[wilwywaylan]

It all started when I saw that shirt on Vinted, and it was perfect for Shizuka and Ruud. When talking about it to @crow-songs-at-dawn, she mentionned that Shizuka would have to stand to fit in the same shirt as Ruud. And so I had to draw it.

There is absolutly nothing else to say except : dorks.

Also a cook and a chemist sound either like a match made in heaven, or a recipe for disaster.

(He he recipe)

[image ID : Ruud and Shizuka stuffed in the same, giant shirt. Ruud, a tall, white man with long, blond, curly hair and blue eyes, is wearing jeans and red and gold santiags with a bird pattern on them. There are several necklaces around his neck and several bracelets around his wrist. His right arm is going through the right sleeve, and he’s flipping a pancake. Shizuka, a small man with ivory skin, long blond hair held back and black eyes, is hanging off him. He’s wearing cargo pants, wooden geta and protective goggles. Both his arms are going through the other sleeve, and he’s pouring the pink solution from a pink vial into an erlenmeyer vial filled with a green liquid. On the shirt is written “Chemistry is like cooking, just don’t lick the spoon”. The background is peach pink. end ID]

#my OCs #hirako shizuka #ruud van der loewe #brothers-in-law #brothers-outlaws #rather #I love them #but they are chaotic together #my Drawings

[linkeduniverse]

Dawn pt. 3

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#linkeduniverse #creator content #Here we are wrapping up the events of sunset to get the team back on their feet #Wild imitating his theoretical brother-in-law by channeling encouragement #But what of that sword situation? #Doesn't seem Warriors will let it slide

[dannymans66]

I really like the Law fanboy thing, it's just so silly.

Grown ass man who likes comic book villains loser

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Also my posts are going to slow down for a bit as the previous ones were just old stuff that I did like weeks ago.

I might post more old drawings if I like them enough not too probable however

#trafalgar law #one piece #vinsmoke ichiji #ichiji #germa 66 #law being a fanboy is legit my favourite thing i love it so much hes a nerd probably has a room full of merch germa 66 related #vinsmoke brothers #vinsmoke family #law one piece #trafalgardwaterlaw #fanart #also ichiji in casual clothes *gasp*

[lgbtlunaverse]

"How did Shuro think he could marry Falin when he hated her brother?" you have to understand. Toshiro is from a whole different country. In his head he and Falin would move back to the Eastern Archipelago and they'd see Laios twice a year tops. You can pretend to get along with in-laws you don't like for a few days a year, people do that all the time.

The actual flaw in his plan– which shows he doesn't really understand either of the Touden siblings– is the fact that if the plot hadn't happened and Falin had for some reason said yes to his proposal, Laios would have packed his bags and moved away with them instantly.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #falin touden #toshiro nakamoto #not only are the touden siblings SUPER codependent #laios wants to go to the eastern archipelago soooooooo bad he'd run home to pack his bags before falin has even finished saying yes #literally on the postcanon comic where falin rejects toshiro he's like OH LET ME GO IN HER STEAD #(which... laios...my man...) #of course in postcanon he couldn't actually go because he's [spoilers] now #but toshiro doesn't know that #toshiro has no idea that a prophecy and falin's lesbianism just saved him from sharing a house with laios as his brother in law

[orange-artist]

ASL god AU infocards

There was some curiosity about the ASL gods AU so-

-have these!

Feel free to drop questions in my askbox! I have like....five whole pages of this AU in my docs lmao

#asl god au #asl brothers #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #revolutionary sabo #trafalgar d water law #uta one piece #one piece #one piece spoilers #one piece au #portgas d. ace

[sualne]

some sketches

#one piece #crocodile one piece #monkey d. luffy #trafalgar law #lawlu #<- ????? who fucking knows #my art #my comic #described in alt text #crocomom theory makes me insane. the implications of it all. i have thought about luffy and why he's so affectionate/touchy. how garp mostl #beat him up and his brothers arent too much into hugs from what i remember. what im thinking he's very touch starved. #so touch starved gremlin(luffy) vs 'what is affection'(law) is sooo funny.

[sfordaisy]

Skater Bros

#donquixote doflamingo #donquixote rosinante #cora san #trafalgar law #one piece #one piece fanart #donquixote bros #my brother said doffy figures look like they’re skateboarding #i took that personally #also i miss when Cora kicked children

[multifandomnonsense]

Edit: Kuma is exempt from the warlords not being good people. When I made this I didn’t know. It did not age well

#characters as ao3 tags #one piece #red haired shanks #monkey d. luffy #usopp #god usopp #trafalgar law #eustass kid #kidlaw #dracule mihawk #bartholomew kuma #gecko moria #donquixote doflamingo #marshall d. teach #the 7 warlords #nico robin #roronoa zoro #zolu #brook #soul king brook #sabo #portgas d. ace #asl brothers

[licollisa]

In which Swapfell Sans is your mom friend.

#THIS HANG-OUT IS GOING GREAT. I AM GOING TO GET A GOOD GRADE IN FRIENDSHIP #SOMETHING THAT IS BOTH NORMAL TO WANT AND POSSIBLE TO ACHIEVE #you can see this as a start of something romantic. platonic. or brother in law even. #hello canon undertale fans i want to know your opinion of this comic. did i sway you #swapfell #swapfell sans #swapfell papyrus #sf sans #sf papyrus #sans x reader #reader insert #lico arting

[kahlimepie]

OP SPOILERS!/ i drew this 3 seconds after finishing marineford listening to once more to see you on loop. i miss him.

this is the cropped version because yes

#one piece #one piece art #one piece angst #ace one piece #portgas d ace #portgas ace fanart #portgas ace x reader #fanart #anime #anime and manga #manga #marineford #sabo #revolutionary sabo #asl brothers #trafalgar law #monkey d. luffy #straw hat luffy #one piece luffy #luffy fanart #luffy #drawing #portrait #op #sketch #digital illustration #please come back #i miss him #so badly #its not even funny

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Smonch™.

Revolutionary Army’s Chief of Staff’s Special Move: Positive Reinforcement. Revered throughout his troops for it’s effectiveness as a morale booster.

#my art #one piece #asl brothers #sabo the revolutionary #monkey d. luffy #straw hat crew #cyborg franky #nico robin #roronoa zoro #Foxfire kinemon #law is in there too #on the floor #dressrosa spoilers #op spoilers #wano spoilers