#brought it up to me like wtf was that

[qangelbluebird]

Creation = The Thing (from the tubhole?)

Primary Protector (Creator (not used but could be)) = Tubbo

Rank 1 Shell = Sunny

Guardian = Philza

Shell (in general) = Eggs

Pancake Shell = Empanada

The Mother of Pancake Shell = Bagi

Duck Shell = Chayanne

Trauma Shell = Tallulah

#i can’t talk in chat rn and am dealing™️ #qsmp philza #Philza #donno what else to tag #I kinda hope he keeps playing it relatively serious #the idea of Creation being something from either the tubbhole or something Tubbo made #to protect Sunny in case he isn’t there #‘you are my job’ yeah he’s meant to look after her- DID HE JUST POINT AT HER AND SHE DISAPPEAR #I KNEW IF HE POINTED AT YOU YOU GET VOIDED BUT WTF #‘Rank 1 is now Safe’ UH HUH. SURE. #OH HE BROUGHT HER BACK #‘Guardian I am here for you’ ‘how can I trust you?’ #‘yes it was warm there like a blanket :)’ ‘no one else is here for me’ #SUNNY #‘primary protector is missing.’ ‘Primary Protector put me here for you.’ ‘fear no more’ at least Phil is getting #‘​PRIMARY PROTECTOR WILL BE FOUND OR RECOVERED INTO A BACK UP’ WHAT #‘I need your help guardian’ ‘locating (primary protector)’ ‘do you have the data’ #Phil trying to explain to Creation what happened and why- #‘primary protector cannot die. primary protector is not alive to begin with.’ WHAT. TUBBO LORE?????

[daffi-990]

Yeah how about we don’t be this person.

#ship what you ship but for the love of god stop making everything about your ship!!! #this kind of behaviour is why people cringe and groan when a non canon ship is brought up #this is not me shitting on buddie #I’m a buddie shipper 100% #this is me shitting on people who do shit like this and ruin it for the rest of us #this was a post about Chris and his mum .. NOTHING TO DO WITH BUDDIE!!! #wtf some of y’all need to fucking chill and back off #sorry .. seeing this just really annoyed me #fandom #buddie #911 abc #I get the poster could be young and not know better #but ahhhh it irks me

[curiosity-killed]

Being routine-oriented may get a bad rap but a solid chunk of opportunities that have come to me in life have just come from me showing up consistently

#this brought to you both by the time my internship office was like #‘ur here every day for the full work day and do ur work??’ #‘can we keep you forever???’ #and i was like respectfully sir wtf else was I supposed to do?? #AND the email I just got offering me a traineeship in part because of my #‘’commitment and long-standing relationship’’ aka showing up to my favorite dance class for a year and a half #personal #humans are weird

[missjoolee]

Always Come Take Me Down

The barest hint of a snore coming from where Julie's head is resting against his thigh is what alerts Luke that she's asleep and no longer working on lyrics. He'd been so in his own head, humming melodies and jotting them down, that it was more an afterthought sort of processing of the fact that she had been quiet for a bit now. He knows it happened, but couldn't say when. What is he supposed to do? Leave her be? Wake her up? If it were Alex or Reggie, he'd let them sleep if they had just come from home, but definitely would wake them up with a wet willy. That's not an option this time! Not when it's the girl you most definitely have feelings for. Feelings that are complicated by the fact you are dead and couldn't even touch until a few weeks ago. Oh god, he's starting to sweat. Can ghosts even sweat?

The pen in Julie's hand shifts as her grip relaxes and he realizes something he can do. Reaching over, trying his best not to jostle her, he grabs the notebook that is still propped up against the makeshift easel that is her legs. Gently prying it from under hand, he sets it on the arm of the couch on his other side. Julie shuffles for a second, her head moving into a more comfortable position. Suddenly, all of Luke's panic dissipates. How can he feel anything but lucky? He lightly brushes his fingers across her forehead, trailing along one of the many curls that currently frames her face. It reminds him of the phone cord from the kitchen phone back home. The 90s version of home. It was one of the many things not still there that he'd had to get used to when he'd started visiting his parents. How do people do it? Make phone calls without the cord to entangle their fingers in. Memories of calling all the clubs (both music and book) he could think of while winding the spiral cord around an index finger just barely too tight so that it started cutting of circulation. The realization that more loops fit around it now that he's had a growth spurt.

Shaking off the memories, his eyes focus back on the studio. Looking down, he finds that he's wrapped one of Julie's curls around his finger like the phone cord. It's softer than the weird plastic, but not as smooth. He slowly unwinds his finger, marveling that he can even do that. They still don't know what happened that night that allowed them to touch. But he was given a third chance. He'd told Julie that he'd only had one real regret in life. How he'd left things with his mom. And he hadn't lied that night, that he still had no regrets in this life. Afterlife. Whatever. It all feels the same at this point whenever he's with her. But he does know he wants to do better by her than he had at the beginning of their friendship. He wants her to know he'll always choose her. He won't bail on her and cause her to cry again. It's just not an option.

A melody drifts through his head with those thoughts and he can't help but quietly hum along as he fiddles with the ends of her hair. He was nine when the song originally came out. It wasn't exactly his scene, even at nine, but you couldn't just escape a top 40 hit in the 80s. It was everywhere. At the grocery store with his mom, on the radio, at the arcade, the bowling alley, and Reggie's house before his parents started fighting. But the more he hums, the more Luke realizes how apt the lyrics are. Everything he wants to tell Julie, promise her. It's all there in the lyrics of this song that feels only seven years old but is actually... crap. Thirty-three years old. Is this really their life?

The lyrics slip out of him in a soft lullaby as he continues gently brushing her hair away from her temples.

"We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I"

He pauses at the next lines. Asking for a full commitment in their current state is probably too much, even if he does think he could give her better than any other guy. Her friend Nick pops into his head. He's been coming by a lot since the Orpheum. No, that's not the point right now. The point is communicating how he feels about her. He skips those lines.

"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand"

Here he puts all his intent into the words, pledging them to her. Never again will he be the reason she feels alone and abandoned.

"Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

Slender fingers latch onto his and Julie lets out a deep, content, sigh. Her eyes peek open and look up at him and he can't help the smile that shines down on her.

Her own voice is low and quiet with sleep when she asks, "Did you just rickroll me?"

Luke's smile turns to confusion.

"What's a rickroll?"

#mwahahahaha #brought to you by #this randomly got stuck in my head the other day and i was like #WWHAT A CONFESSION IT COULD BE #also just bringing up the 80s things #I wasn't yet alive when this hit #OMG I SOMEHOW EDITED A TAG WTF #TUMBLER WHAT THE HELL #Anyway #i love the song #love the meme #i think its just so fun and silly #it's so benign #but yes #the memories part of this took me by surprise #but in a good achy way #luke patterson #julie molina #Happy Juke Jeudi! #juke #jukebox #julie x luke #jatp #julie and the phantoms #joolee attempts writing #i made a thing! #thedeathdeelers

[ardentpoop]

I’d missed bullying jensen 💖

#homophobic king ☺️ #I KNOW his ass was responsible for some of the most baffling and pointless concepts in the late seasons #like that insufferable christian kane cameo good god. didn’t even have to look it up - knew he was just some buddy of jensen’s #that they brought in solely so they could do that cringe musical performance for funsies #peace and blessings to danneel bc I can’t imagine being married to that man BUT the character of anael was also totally pointless and flat #they wrote her in just to give danneel a part #‘regarding dean’ as an episode. like as a whole. wtf was that #samrowena bonding saved it but that montage at the end??? picture me doing a Finger Gun In Mouth while watching

[newbiealliance]

why did animationepiss think giving a disabled character an arc about “not relying” on their aide was a good idea

#ii negativity #ii neg #disarming voice #sorry for ribbing on this show so much lately but wtf is this lol #they go back on it later #but like #why would this be brought up in the first place it makes me recoil

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#aaaand thats a 3rd doctor. a psychiatrist. who listened to me ans thought: mm sounds like bip0lar lol #me: wow its so easy to get diagnosed as bip0lar. thats bc u r exhibiting lots of depression and a limit amount of mood elevation. that's #like. thats what bip0lar is. she was like yea ppl with bip0lar 2 spend like 75% of time being depressed and a lil elevated mood... which #sounds like what u r describing. me: #...yeah. but again its complicated by the 0cd and spectrum issues. but she independently brought up 4dhd. just when i was like no its all #0cd. here we r again. stuck back in the messy overlap. but whatever i got proscribed bip0lar medicine. lam1ctal. we'll see #bc everyone i talk to is like. we need to control the mood 1st. like so u dont die. and im like hm yeah good call lol #she seems super cool tho. like i would love to just talk to her. ugh. she wants to get a handle on the mood and then maybe add a stimulant #bc shes had it happen in thr past where someone comes in with debiltating 0cd and got treated with lam1ctol and a stimulant and the #obsessive rumination stopped. so well see. idk if ill actually qualify as 4dhd enough. well see. fingers crossed #my mood is a lil elevated rn so its all fun. well see if we tip off a cliff bc im getting less sleep and go go going #unrelated #ugh im scared to start the medine tho bc the ssri i got proscribed fucked me up so much. which is also an indicator of bip0lar #god dammit. if this works im gonna have to actually accept the idea of being bip0lar. i mean. it makes sense being on that spectrum #is just sounds insane and i was not expecting it despite my fucking obsession with understanding wtf my deal is #idk. whatever. doesnt matter

[heretodefyfate]

Characters that randomly appears in the middle of the story, help creating one of the biggest plot point then never to be seen again and you want to scream about them but in the end, you must accept that they were meant nothing more than a device to set up the conflicts.

#pkmn rejuv #Anyone remember the random witch that Anathea met??? #She possibly can mind control people with her potions. #Literally one of the people who responsible for the birth of the Theolia kids. #And forever not to be brought up again #Because she just...that it...just a random npc that helps setting up the story and she did her job. Boom. Bye~ #I should stop thinking about her and like. She is not important anymore! Move on #But my gosh! That's such a random moment that make me went wtf #She is in similar case with Kai'ya? The woman of caratos pinacle. #If you play WWL then ypu would be familliar with Kai'ya but if you just stick it to the main rejuv game- #Then kai'ya appearance does feel a bit sudden imo #And now she stuck with Texen because therapy

[cowboy-like-moony]

Matty Healy and Taylor Swift could literally be making out in my living room and I'd be like "oh my god they found a way to exchanged musical cues through their tongues, they're clearly working on a 1989 vault track"

#did you ever hear about the girl who lives in delusion? #I'd just love a 1989 collab with the 1975 #I guess they could still collab if they are dating #edit: i didn't know about most of the stuff he has done/said when i first posted this and don't want a collab anymore now that i know #why she would date this musty crusty problematic man is beyond me #I don't actually care that much #I just hate being wrong #I truly thought the sun was just making shit up #but of course matty healy had to ruin it by coming to her concert #and then taylor did the whole “i love you” thing like wtf was that? #she is so messy right now #I can't wait for all the crazy stuff that will happen at tonights show #also I'm not up to date with anything so most of my takes are already outdated when I post them #like found out phoebe brought matty on stage like 10 minutes ago #i can't deal with all of this #taylor swift #matty healy #1989 #the 1975

[hellavile]

i’m watching fast x since i avoided it after seeing the terribly made last film in theaters anddd . . you can tell that they’re trying too hard to be a marvel film. :/

#it actually upsets me bc i grew up on fast and furious. one of the many reasons for my obsession w cars #me and my family would be at every single premiere for the new movie #but i still believe they should’ve ended it after paul passed away #bc it no longer feels like a homey car family movie anymore #like it legit just feels like any other action movie #THEIR MOVIES WERE SO UNIQUE. LIKE THERES SOMETHING SO NOSTALGIC ABOUT THE OLD FAST MOVIES #they can’t revert back to that for some reason. guess the meaning of ‘family’ doesn’t feel the same lol #fast five was the last good one they had #also when they ‘killed’ han it was like wtf i’m DONE #then they brought him back like HUH #actually the one where john cena is dom’s brother wasn’t bad. #but fast 9…. once they drove that car into space i said nah this shit done #𑄽𑄺 ━━ ꒰ 𝑚𝑜𝑐ℎ𝑎’𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 .ᐟ ꒱

[1eos]

:'{

#mom brought back kassies ***** and i honestly thought i was gonna throw up looking at them #it makes me feel so sick to think something w so much life would end up in a tiny box like wtf

[aliothbuzzsawshark]

Hey shout out to the person that just commented on a fic I‘ve hated saying that they really like it and they hope I continue it. That person just made my fucking day. That fic kept getting negative comments (Who the hell writes that they aren’t interested in a fic UNDER IT and give reasons?) which made me really ashamed of it until that person commented.

Anyways moral of the story: fic comments mean a lot even if you don’t think so

#talks with buzzsaw #That mean comment was over a year ago but I’m still pissed at it #They gave two reasons and one of them was just saying it was an overused plot like wtf??? #I spent the entire first chapter talking about how miserable life is for them and you get mad that it’s about separating them? #Like I get my characterization was off. I’ll take that. Yuya is hard to write post canon with. But maybe don’t bring it up after the first #time that you commented it. Maybe you’re the one overusing stuff because he wasn’t even selfish in the chapter you brought it up #Those two comments made me think my writing and characterization was bad for months (which is more of a me problem) #So for somebody to say that is was actually good and not bad or cliché #:) :) :) :) :) :) :) #Happy!!!!!!

[savage-rhi]

I will not be that asshole when I obtain my therapy license. By that I mean not being condescending toward clients and assuming they don't know shit about their physical and mental health. I don't understand how mental health care providers (and medical, let's be real) get so far up their own ass that they forget the crucial bits about their job: LISTENING AND EMPATHY. Even if you know or feel on a gut level that your patient be blowing smoke up your ass, you need to do right by them the best you can. Humans got issues. Even the "good" and "best" ones. You should know that when you sign up with a career that involves interacting with every facet of humanity you can think of. It's some deep dark ice cream with sprinkles and a cherry on top. Sprinkle and cherry people/experiences are rare. Most people are the base. Just the ice cream, and there's nothing wrong with that, but the flavor can get old real fast, and you gotta accept that if you're gonna be a doc or mental health provider. Appreciate the the components, appreciate the damn people who seek YOU for help.

#I get it. Compassion fatigue is huge and the pandemic made it worse. Hell #I get it monthly #I guess this is my law of equivalent exchange for yeeting my uterus and no longer having a period. I don't menstruate I just lose my empathy #for a few days then go back to normal haha bad joke but wtf ever #but it's no excuse to be an asshole just because you can wave a degree over someone's head #if it wasn't obvious doctors and many therapists give me the ick like no tomorrow cause of personal experience #and having to work alongside many of them #and being mad at the fuckitry they pull on my clients #and I'm currently mad af right now at how im being treated at an appointment today #they changed their tune when i brought up I'm a QMHA #it shouldn't take someone going YO I AM IN AN ADJACENT CAREER TO YOU AND BTW I WORKED WITH YOUR EMPLOYER BEFORE #to get people to just be fucking nice to others #i know i vent a lot regarding mental health but i am passionate cause ive been fucked over one too many times #and if i can be that one person that makes this shit easier for people imma do it

[rip-rbg]

I feel like we don’t spend enough time on the fact that Ivy fuCKING DIED AND HAD TO BE RESURRECTED.

#harlivy #harley x ivy #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #poison ivy #pamela isley #dc universe #harley quinn the animated series #like actually wtf #the woman died #why was this basically never brought up again? #it was like hey you’re i’ve thanks for saving me let’s go on another caper #like i get that it fueled a lot of her behavior in season two with further developing her relationship with kite man #and then rushing into marriage #but that was also due to her feelings for harley #so… does ivy have a therapist appt on the reg or something? #she’s a deeply insecure and frightened person #YES. #but are we gonna deal with that? #her faux confidence can only take her so far #i really really hope that they explore that this season #i know this season has ivy as the main antagonist of her own story #i hope all of her fears and insecurities and the fact that she LITERALLY DIED gets explored as we see her development over the season #of course i want to see her and harley develop too cause OTP #but ivy has so much shit she needs to work out #this show has done a decent job with allowing harley to face and come to terms with her life and her choices and her feelings #so granting ivy that same allowance would be ideal #cause honey has BAGGAGE.

[goldenpinof]

patiently waiting for everyone to cancel dan when you all realise what kind of person he really is. if you actually take a step back and observe his behaviour you realise how fucked up it is. look at how he treats phil, watch any of their videos (especially new ones)/read the interviews and imagine phil as a woman. and you realise how he is verbally abusing his ”partner” CONSTANTLY. there’s no excuses for belittling, making fun of, constantly critisizing, yelling at your partner/friend. he would get cancelled in half a second. i’ve been a phannie for 8 years but i strongly think dan doesn’t deserve a platform anymore. please take of your phannie glasses and observe dan for a minute. it hurts to see how phil gets literally bullied and has to be the butt of the joke all the time while dan’s ego is just getting bigger. and when he gets the sligthest critique he loses his shit and starts screaming, it’s embarrasing. i feel sorry for phil :( would you want to be in his seat honestly?

to answer your last question: yes, i would.

idk if you've ever been in that kind of relationship when you jokingly send each other to hell but some of my friendships were like that. and it was the best fucking time of my life. i wish i had friendships like that now. it's so easy and unbothered. you don't need to think about what you're saying because everyone knows it's a fucking joke and you expect to hear the same in response.

Dan and Phil are best friends first, anything else second. and we don't see that "anything else" really, besides business partnership, which works perfectly for them. but some friendships ARE like that because it's fun. and don't think that Phil is all glitter and rainbows. if you ever looked closer you could see how his voice changes when he is serious, angry or annoyed. and honestly, i fear angry Phil much more than angry Dan. Dan is loud but it's very easy to shut him down. Phil on the other hand.... we've never fucking seen his full potential. and you know why? because we see only what he wants to show us. and the same thing goes for Dan. WE SEE ONLY WHAT HE DECIDES TO SHOW US.

8 years and you missed all the times when Phil said "i don't mind/ it's only jokes/ it's only bants". interviews? damn, when Dan says this stupid shit it feels like those bants because we're used to it and we know what Phil's reaction would be if he was near.

HE DOESN'T MIND. HE IS NOT OFFENDED.

you can criticise Dan for his latest business decisions or his lack of communication with us. hell, i do that all the time. but when it comes to Phil and their relationship? i'd sacrifice a lot of things to have what they have. including having a partner who calls me stupid names that make me cry-laugh and my jaw drop.

#a woman? A WOMAN? #find me a man like dan and i'll be the happinest woman on earth #i'd still wanna slap him 5 times a day but DAMN imagine this chaos and also sarcasm humor creativity #this fucking galaxy brain?! #pfffff #a woman you say #answered #I'm not answering any asks like that anymore #idk why it's brought up again wtf #nothing happened phil related