#brown problems

[viratfc]

Ek Aisa question likho jiska answer tumhe Aaj Tak nahi Mila?

#desi #just desi things #desiblr #desi problems #desi tag #desi memes #brown problems

[bartistic]

tim, drunk and coerced into a game of two truths and a lie with jason, dick, and steph: okay ummmm i— haha. i have the highest body count in the family, Lobo has a contract out on me and… PFFT i’m dating a guy

jason, also drunk: well the gay thing isn’t news but i call bullshit on the body count, you’re like 15. the fuck did you do to get Lobo after you?

steph, the only sober one, eager to sow chaos: oh Lobo would never kill Tim, they’re buddies. they’re going out for disc golf on saturday.

dick, possibly the drunkest: tim. tim what do you mean you’ve got a body count higher than B’s. our father is a slut.

tim: nonono Bruce doesn’t kill :( that’s his Ruleeee

jason: TIMMERS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE GOT A BODY COUNT.

tim: ahahaha do you guys have any idea how many assassins i’ve blown up?

steph: TIM. WHAT

tim: [cartoon explosion noises]….KERPLOOEY

#dick is blacked out at that point #tim is acting out the explosions with his hands #jason is questioning everything #“it’s cool when he does it it’s a problem when i do it. FUCK“ #batfam #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #stephanie brown #…i’m telling you guys he killed so many people

[i-ate-the-rats]

just think about it.

#Hobie's costume will change with him #noir: gray head and color music instead of body #peter is clearly in love #he will spin in front of the mirror for hours #wonderful cliché. give me two. #I see problems but see no reason to try to fix them #noirpunk #hobie brown #spider noir #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv hobie #hobie brown fanart #spider man noir #across the spiderverse #punknoir

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

#apollo don't fucking touch this one #serious post #not a shitpost #hope i forget about this post and have no reason to ever look back on it one day #fyi i'm aware that access to potable water is already a major issue in parts of the U.S. yes i know flint michigan exists #i'm saying that this issue is going to GROW unless local & federal governments work together to fix it. #so it's a matter of if we trust them to fix it. And well--do you? #what are the chances the government just denies there's a problem until the water actually turns brown #at which point it's already been common knowledge for years and people have just become resigned and that's our new normal #i'm mean come on. how many of us already believe that we're being exposed to dangerous pollutants we don't know about and can't avoid #like that's pretty much just part of being a modern consumer. accepting that companies will happily endanger your life for a few pennies #and the most you'll get is like a $50 gift card as part of a class action rebate 20 years down the line #probably the history books will look back on Flint as a warning and a harbinger that went ignored #luxury condos will advertise their built-in top-of-the-line filtration systems--live here and you can drink water straight from your tap! #watch the elite professional class putting $700 dyson water filtration systems on their wedding registry #while the rest of us figure out how to fit water delivery into our grocery budget while putting 90% of our paycheck towards rent #also eggs are $15

[sarahreadstoomanycomics]

Okay but Duke being included in the family photo here.

#bruce wayne #Damian Wayne #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #cassandra cain #Stephanie Brown #duke thomas #dick grayson #batfam #one of the covers for batman vs robin #which look i know the series has problems #but when artists include him it makes me happy

[sepia-stained-sunset]

"I've Got This!"

The Batkids are often heard uttering this phrase. Bruce has made a chart that explains how much confidence you can have in the speaker

Dick: He's lying

Jason: He's lying

Tim: He's lying

Damian: He's lying

Duke: He's lying

Cass: She's lying

Steph: She's lying

Barbara: The only one you can trust

#it is important to note that Tim thinks he's telling the truth #Bruce doesn't have the heart to tell him that causing a bigger problem doesn't fix a smaller one #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #barbara gordon #brucie wayne #tired dad bruce wayne #batfam shenanigans #batkids

[tiffycat]

The one(s) who died

#Stephanie Brown #spoiler dc #spoiler #jason todd #robin!jason #robin #dc #dc comics #saw a tweet talking about how was Stephanie might feel about Jason having a memorial while she doesn't #and it made me insane so I'm making it everyone else's problem #1k #2k #3k

[bruciemilf]

Wayne Family Twitter Adventures // Part One

#btw i have NO problem whats so ever with joker stans but i do think jason would hunt you for sport or aggressively bully you sjsjsj #also dick for the guy who has his gf as his picture don't @ me #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #stephanie brown #dick grayson #clark kent #superman #superbat #JSJSJS #dc #dc comics #social media au #batfam #batfamily #batkids #changed jasons pfp so the joke lands better

[handweavers]

Maybe if you and all of your fellow amazon licensed ebook authors who are allegedly being nailed to the cross by 14 yr olds from Brazil with torrenting software formed a union and negotiated a better contract you wouldn't be having the problems you're having with your royalty payments

#sorry im being a bitch at this point but this is ridiculous lmfao ill stop #but like. this is the Actual Literal Solution to the problem you have. not yelling at brown ppl online

[batcavescolony]

*Comic bats+rogues get dropped into Gotham tv show universe*

Batman: *on tv* to all my rogues, you have 30 minutes to meet us in Robinson Park, or I send the kids after you. If you can't get to the park in 30min you're all smart enough to find a way.

Voice from the back: WHICH ONES.

Batman: Hmmmm, All of them?

Voice from the back: ...DOES ROBIN HAVE HIS SWORD?

Batman: yes

*a few colorfully dressed people part from the crowd towards Robinson Park*

#comics #dc comics #robin #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #red robin #jason todd #nightwing #damian wayne #stephanie brown #spoiler #cassandra cain #black bat #gotham #stupid little concept i like #the joker didn't come because i hate him #gotham has enough problems without that piece of shit #dont worry its only a few. the rest still are out there and the birds and bats get to hunt them for fun

[brw]

"but hamas is getting funded by extremist islamic hate groups!" do you think the U.S. government and military giving funding for israeli's war efforts against palestinians is a morally neutral and inherently righteous body that had no influence in the politics of southwest asia as a global colonial superpower. do you really think anything you can say about the people resisting oppression can't be said about the oppressors.

#brieuc.txt #palestine #this isnt me justifying it but it is me pointing out the double standard how hamas' funding is antithetical to the freedom movement #but the u.s.' influence and financial support is completely fine and doesnt need to be brought up at all #''hamas doesnt have the best interests of palestinian people'' may be true but the alternative is not allowing an apartheid state to exist #also its a ridiculous thing to say because thats a common thing in most countries #neo-nazi groups r a major problem in the Ukraine military but nobody questions ukraine's right for freedom. #the double standards keep on piling up #im not saying you cant criticise these groups but is it criticism or is it propaganda #are you talking abt how war radicalises and changes n traumatises people or are you implying every palestinian is a dirty terrorist #etc #and do you understand that in an active war zone n worlds largest open air prison violence is guaranteed and is brutal. #or do you think that if the people with no electricity and water just Werent So Stubborn And Talked everything would be okay? #and do you consider white people fighting for freedom martyrs but brown people doing the same terrorists

[gaasublarb]

Just Hobie Talking

Got sick of hearing voices I wasn't in the mood for.

This is the only song I need sometimes. Thank you

~ The version of this post with a full transcript ~

#i swear the oi oi worked when i first put it up but now its like... skipping it somehow??? 😭 #oi oi is 100% there on computer wtf mobile??? #mobile tumblr problems #Hobie Brown #Spiderpunk #my posts #atsv #videos #sometimes they're talking at the same time as others #so tempted to sacrifice some Hobie words to avoid others

[lar-mx]

writing prompt #4

Ellie (4 or 5 years old), is left at Steph's safe house with a note explaining why Danny (or template as Ellie likes to say whenever Steph says the name Danny) leaves her in her care. Steph wonders why she until she stares into Ellie's eyes and can see the same eyes of the guy who helps her at some point on her "journey" through Africa.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #mala escritura #dc x dp crossover #danny fenton x stephanie brown #memelord ship dpxdc #memelord #Those eyes #those damn eyes that don't leave Steph's sweet dreams. #danny may or may not be fighting a war of succession against the 99% of the eyes council and some old ones who are on his side #The remaining 1% are on Danny's side and are called Tom #Jerry and Lary. #Danny asked Clocky to take care of Ellie and he made him Steph's problem #because that's how it should be.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Jason: You have a problem.

Tim, updating his how-to-take-down-Superman version 14.3 file: No I don’t.

Jason, pointing to step 17c: Uh, yeah, you do.

Tim: Fuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Steph: You two have a problem.

Jason & Tim: No we don’t.

#what do you mean dc doesn’t stand for disregard canon #Jason would be invested in Tim’s little take down everybody files just so he could point out problems #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #batkids

[bluerosefox]

A Little Robin

Has this been thought of before? (If so someone please, please send me it. I wanna read)

Either due to something his parents made to catch ghosts or some kind of new "I'm gonna end Jack but my soon to be step-son needs to be out of the way" plan by Vlad, Danny (as Phantom) gets trapped in a doll, a bird(robin) doll/plushy.

Somehow, someway the doll get sold or sent to Gotham and is picked up by Dick one day while shopping who decides to give the doll to one of his brothers (or Steph cause she was a Robin as well -slides on mutli-shipper shades- I'm not picky) cause it's Dick trying to be funny. (Or he keeps it cause it's a Robin plush)

Danny, whose slowly regaining his powers even in plush form (maybe whatever got him stuck in the plush is wearing off over time, not enough that he can get out though), is trying very hard to get back home (he tired mailing himself once but someone almost caught him moving about, let's go with like Toy Story rules). He doesn't want to get caught in Gotham cause of the bats, when he finds out his 'owner' is part of the batfam he REALLY doesn't want to get caught. Cue many moments of Danny trying to get his way home under the radar.

And... he tries very hard not to crush on his 'owner' too as well...

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #blue rambles #crossover #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #stephanie brown #leaving it pairing open to any of the robins tbh #Danny is playing the Toy Story rules game #he really doesnt want to get the Bats radar #he has enough problems please #each day his powers are slowly coming back #he did manage to text/email one of his friends for help but it was very short handed #hes also trying not to hard crush on his 'owner' btw #but its hard cause they cuddle him in their sleep and Danny is a sucker for cuddles #the family does think something is 'off' about the robin doll tbh #some more than others

[layraket]

the chain as little creatures part 2!!!

now i really want to make this an AU, i have so many ideas for them.

i had the idea of making wind a little pig because of the little pigs on his island, but i guess he being a little seagull fits more with the pirate thing

Close ups!

#linked universe #linked universe fanart #lu twilight #lu time #lu hyrule #lu wind #layraket art #Creatures Gang #← now im tagging this little au with this #the other drawings are gonna be tagged with this and anything related #i have so many ideas for them #any questions you can ask without problem #fun fact did u know that CreaturesGang!Wind is still a very young seagull??? #thats why he still has little brown feathers