𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗽𝗮𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 / 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻𝘀 ✰
[ 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫: 𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐤 ] the revengers ★
Stephen: What’s good 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmASS 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩🧑👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6
Steve: Wow thank you stephen for sending that to the group chat at one am
Stephen: of course no problem 😌😌😌
Thor: Wow! I can’t believe it will be 2017 in one month!
Natasha: nice one strange
Steve: whatever. It’s not like he’s going to get any back
Stephen: actually I’ve already gotten eight. Bruce, Tony, Scott, bucky-
Bucky: What? I’m not taking any chances
Fun facts about MCU Bruce Banner/Hulk
(All facts from Wiki Fandom)
- He was born on December 18, 1969.
- His full name is Robert Bruce Banner
- He met Betty Ross in college and fell in love with her.
- Bruce appeared in a non-canon short film called Team Thor, where he and Thor discuss why they weren’t invited to the Civil War (It’s on youtube).
- Hulk has his own flavor of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream called Hunka Hulka Burning Fudge, which is Doctor Strange and Wong’s favorite.
- He was played firstly by Edward Norton, in the Incredible Hulk (2008).
- Joaquin Phoenix was considered for the role of Bruce Banner before Mark Ruffalo.
- There was an idea for Hulk to turn gray during the Hulkbuster battle in AoU, as a reference to the comics.
- Mark Ruffalo was written into Captain America: Civil War, but Marvel then decided to put him in Thor: Ragnarok instead.
- She-Hulk/Jennifer Walters is Bruce’s cousin.
The Incredible Hulk by Herb Trimpe
The Tower: Family
An Avengers Fanfic
Pairing: Avengers x OFC, Bruce Banner x Bucky Barnes x Clint Barton x Wanda Maximoff x Steve Rogers x Natasha Romanoff x Tony Stark x Thor x Sam Wilson x OFC (Elly Cooper)
Word Count: 2354
Warnings: Pregnancy, smut (fff threesome, pregnancy sex, sex toys, multiple orgasms, vaginal and anal penetration with toys)
Synopsis: With new powers, Thor now living on Earth full time, a wedding to plan, and Natasha and Wanda expecting, a lot is changing for Elly and her large and rather unconventional family. When Elise’s parents try to reestablish connections, Elly questions what being a family actually means.
Chapter 18: Girls’ Time
After talking with the others I decided I’d wait a little while before meeting my mother. In the end, I felt like I needed to be sure what she was doing was genuine or not before I agreed to see her. It wasn’t like I didn’t have other things that were more important to think about. I had the ultrasound coming up to check for abnormalities and where we could find out the sex of the baby. I had had this feeling that because three of us were pregnant, and because we already had two kids that there wouldn’t be enough excitement to share. Often with second children people aren’t quite as hyped as the first one, partially because they’re busy with the first one, partially because all those baby things you need to buy you already have, and partially because the other people in your life don’t share your excitement. With that on top of the fact, there were three people pregnant and I was the least pregnant, I thought by the time I hit all the milestones everyone would have been a little burnt out.
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Silver Death - Part 18
Cooper and Lila:
About an hour into the drive and neither of us have spoken. We don’t have the radio on, and it’s beginning to be dusk.
“Widow would you mind turning on the radio?”
She glances at me and turns it on. Country music fills the vehicle speakers.
The next hour we don’t talk, but we sing along to the songs we know. I am surprised when Widow sings one of my favourite songs.
About halfway through the song I had joined in but once it ended I was silent again. We reach Winnipeg city limits and find the hotel I booked rooms in.
Walking into the lobby I talk with the woman at the front desk and get our key cards. While I’m the elevator I hand Widow her key card. “Your in 520.”
“Did you get us separate rooms?”
“Kinda. They are joined but separate if we shut the doors between them.”
“Okay. Your in 522?”
“Yes I am.” Reaching the doors we step into our rooms. Setting my bag on the floor near the front door I open my side door that leads to Widows room. If she wants to open hers and come into my room that’s fine.
I wait a few minutes before going for a shower because driving for four hours tends to make me feel weird. Especially if I have someone in the vehicle with me.
Turning to see Natasha leaning in the doorway I respond “yes Natasha?”
“I’m going to bed. What time should I get up for?”
“The plane comes at ten. The airport is about a half hour from here. So just try to be up for half past eight please. So we have time for breakfast.”
“Alright. Do you want the door shut?”
“Whatever feels best for you.”
She nods and turns to her bed, not shutting the door.
I shrug and climb into my own bed set an alarm for seven in the morning and lay down.
It only takes an hour for me to fall asleep. But a memory disguised as a dream consumes my peaceful sleep.
“Now Jessica don’t worry, this won’t hurt a bit.”
“Look mister. I ain’t some dumb little seven year old. I know that whatever is in those needles is gonna make me feel a whole lot of pain.”
The doctor that was in charge of my experiments back hands me across the left cheek. “That should teach you not to back talk your superiors.”
“Even though I continue to back talk after all the times you’ve done it before?”
“That I am.” He just glares at me. “So you gonna start or should I leave?”
He grunts and grabs the needle that’s first in the line of ten.
By the fourth needle my arm starts to hurt. By the eighth needle I want to pass out. As the tenth needle comes from my arm a second scientist dude walks in followed by Zemo and Winter.
My eyes shut against my will as Winter picks me up and carries me from the room.
I wake up in the cell I shared with Winter. He’s not here. Walking to the door I start beating on it trying to alert someone I was awake.
After a few moments the door is opened and the guards face is pure confusion.
“Wer bist du!” Who are you!
“Wer bist du!”
“Oh German. Whoops.”
He raises his gun to his shoulder getting ready to shoot me.
“beruhigen. Die Leute hier nennen mich immer wieder einen kleinen Mörder.” Calm down. People here keep calling me small killer.
The guard yells for Zemo.
I just stand in the doorway with a gun pointed at me, waiting for Zemo to come see me.
When he finally comes he has Winter in tow. Winter looks at me like I am a stranger while Z man looks happy.
“Ah, mein Lieber. Ich sehe, dass das Serum bei Ihnen gut funktioniert hat.” Ah my dear. I see that the serum worked well on you.“
"Yup. I don’t like speaking German. It hurts my throat so I’m gonna go with English.”
“Who else would it be Winter?”
“You look like your mother.”
“Okay. So Doc what did the serum do?”
“You can alter you appearance. That will be great for your missions.”
I pull my hair in front of my face. I expect to see my normal frizzy brown hair but instead I see blonde straight and shiny locks.
“Jess can you change it back?”
Cocking my head and concentrate and watch my hair change back to brown. It doesn’t go as dark as it normally is but it works. “Better?”
“Yes it is.”
The guards shove us into the cell and shut the door with a loud bang that manages to wake me up.
I woke up at 6:55am. Five minutes before my alarm clock was set to go off. Figures.
Waiting the five minutes for my alarm to go off before getting out of bed I look at the ceiling, questioning if that was a dream, or was it a memory?
I get up after turning off my alarm and go for a shower and get dressed in a grey zip-up hoodie, a black tank top, dark jeans and leather heeled boots.
When I walk out of the bathroom with a towel covering my now black hair I wait for Widow.
Ten minutes later the door opens and she comes in. “Tony phoned. He says that Bucky needs to talk to you as soon as we get back.”
“Okay. Ready to go get breakfast?”
“Yah. Just gotta make sure I didn’t forget anything.”
“Okay. I’m going down to the lobby. Meet you there?”
“Yah check out for us while there please.”
I walk to the elevator and head to the lobby wondering what Winter needs to talk about. Maybe he got a memory back?
By the time I finish checking out Widow is seated by the front doors waiting for me. When I approach her she stands and follows me out the door.
We decided on getting breakfast wraps and fruit salads at a restaurant that does take out.
After checking the airports schedule we see that the plane is running ten minutes ahead. A rare thing for a plane to do. We arrive at the airport and wait for a few minutes before I go in. Taking down my hood so Widow can see my hair for the first time today she looks at it strangely.
“Did you dye your hair?”
“No. I can change my appearance. Winter told me that I was given powers but they were suppressed. I haven’t gotten the suppressant for awhile so it’s warring off.”
“Strange. Did you get any other powers?”
“Yes. But I would rather not tell you.”
“Alright. Better get going.”
I nod and head into the airport building. When flight 699 from Janesville comes in and starts to unload. Watching for the face of Laura I spot her and the kids and wait for them to come through the doors from the plane.
I walk up to her and lean down in front of the little boy. “Hi, my name is Silver, but if you want to you can call me Jessica. I got sent to take you and you family to see your Auntie Nat.”
He doesn’t respond only smile really big. Standing up I smile at Laura. “Hello Silver. It is nice to meet and speak to you I person.”
“Same to you. And sorry for the rudeness in some of my emails.”
“Shall we get your bags?”
“That’s a good idea.”
We walk towards the baggage trolly and as we are walking I can feel a little hand grab hold of mine. “My name is Cooper. How do you know Aunt Nat?”
“We met by accident actually. But now we are friends.”
He nods and stays quiet. Reaching the trolly I grab the bags and point towards the right doors. The kids are obviously tired.
“Cooper, Lila come here for a second please.”
Laura gives me a confused expression when I lift the kids so that they are sitting on the luggage that has wheels but smiles when I start pulling them along.
We walk out the front doors and to the vehicle. The kids hop into the far back seat while Laura takes the middle bench seat.
I had prepped the back for kids, car seats and a little T.V. for movies to be played on. There were foam noodles for sword fights if they wanted and snacks.
Natasha and Laura talked while the kids yelled in the back.
About an hour into the trip the kids began to nod off. Laura and Natasha were still talking but Natasha had moved seats to sit in the back.
Everyone was occupied and it was semi-quiet.
Silver Death - Part 17
Puddles of Blood:
When I left the file room I didn’t go far, I only climbed the ladder, shut the hatch,turned invisible and sat on a dumbbell bench waiting for the guys to come up and leave.
I waited for about a half hour and then started to get bored.
When just over three quarters of an hour passed since I came up the hatch opened and out came the trio. They walked out of the gym. Waiting for a few minutes to make sure they didn’t come back, I then go back to my files.
I needed to update them.
Updating my files normally takes about two full days plus a night where I don’t sleep and just power through.
Taking all the files out of the cabinets and setting them in the centre tables I re-file them with three ‘HYDRA’ cabinets, a 'Avengers’ drawer in the top of the ’S.H.E.I.L.D’ cabinet, a 'killed&deceased’ cabinet, a 'Red Room’ drawer in one of two 'Potential Threat’ cabinets.
Pulling out the Avengers files I grab a red pen and start to cross out and change information in each folder. I start with Hawkeye; I write down that he is deaf and basically always armed with his bow.
Black Widow; good swimmer, understands me, schooling partner
Scarlett Witch; stubborn, will not stop trying to crack me
Falcon; cares about his friends, does not like false data
Iron Man; jackass, dirty minded, gets lost easy
Thor; favourite food- pop tarts. Friendly if not threatened or given said pop tarts.
Captain America; potential ally
Winter; friend, ally, brother figure
Placing the files back in the drawer in alphabetical order I continue through the S.H.E.I.L.D cabinet. When I get tired I turn to the computer in the corner of the room and update the files I have marked in pen and print out the newly updated paperwork.
Shredding the old papers and stuffing them into a garbage bag to burn later I climb up on top of the cabinets and lay flat on my back hoping to fall asleep and stay asleep with no nightmares.
Steve and I noticed over four hours since coming to the house that we hadn’t seen Silver since she left the file room and we started to get worried.
We get Wanda and Clint to help us find her. Since she’s not in the house she has to be outside. Wanda searches for her in the trees while the rest of us go back to the shed. Clint goes up to the nest, Steve goes to check the gym and file room while I check the main areas of the shed.
Wanda comes down after saying she didn’t find her and goes back to the house. I can hear Clint snoring so I guess he’s not helping anymore and when Steve comes out of the gym door and waves me over I feel as if 1000 pounds have been lifted off my shoulders.
Not seeing Silver when we enter the gym I get confused until Steve opens the hatch to the file room. He climbs down first and when I make it to the bottom I look around and notice that some labels have been changed and that a garbage bag is leaning beside a shredder. When I spot Silver it’s because she whimpers and rolled over into of the cabinets so she is facing us.
She has tears sliding down her face while she’s asleep.
I knew that she wouldn’t want to be woken up and won’t talk when she’s awake so I just watch her. I want to help but if she won’t let me in then I don’t know what to do. If she won’t let anyone in we can’t help her even though she has helped us so much.
It takes over an hour for Silv to wake up, since we came down. In that time Steve and I looked around to find out why she had changed the files and sections around.
We concluded that when she gets lots of new information or has been marking her mistakes she takes a night when she needs it to update and reorganize any documents she might have.
I looked at Silv about every five minutes to make sure she was okay. Awhile- maybe just after an hour- had past when I caught her shutting her eyes when I looked over. I pretend that I didn’t catch her so that she doesn’t feel obligated to explain the rearrangements of the documents to Steve and me.
Fifteen minutes after I caught her she sits up.
“How long have you been down here?”
Steve looks up form the folder he was looking at and replies “maybe an hour? We got curious and worried about where you went and why we hadn’t seen you in over four hours.”
“Well, okay. What you looking at?”
Steve glances at me.
“We found your file again and decided to look at the changes you made to it Silv.”
“I didn’t really change my file. Just the amount of times I was placed in Cryo and that I got wiped.”
“You remember getting wiped?”
“Yes Captain I do. After getting my enhancements and being pulled out of Cryo.”
We sit in silence for a few moments, Silver sitting on her cabinets Steve leaning on some across the room from her and me sitting in the computer chair.
“What’s the date today?”
“Um. Not sure.”
Silver jumps off the cabinets and runs out of the room.
“Um, Buck what was that about?”
“Good question Punk, good question.”
After Steve returns her file to where he found it we head to the house.
Halfway up the ladder Steve mumbles under his breath.
“What you say?”
“Just questioning why she has so many ladders.”
“They were her favourite exercise during training. Only one that would run to the ladders and do them ten times before quitting and actually doing the training she should be doing.”
“That she is.”
Making it to the house I notice that Silver has a backpack hanging off her shoulder and Natasha has a small bag with her.
They are talking with Clint about how to approach someone named Laura. They know that we all need to stay away from cameras except for Silver. S.H.E.I.L.D. doesn’t know about her, yet.
“Just walk up to her and lean down to the kids. Ask if they are looking for their Auntie Nat. Laura knows that she’s coming with you to pick her up. I told her in the last email I sent her.”
“Okay. That’s good. Widow are you ready to go? We have a long drive ahead of us.”
“Ready as I’m gonna be. Let’s go.”
When they turn around and see Steve and I standing by the door Silver smiles at us.
“Going for a little trip. We will be back late tomorrow afternoon.”
They try to walk past us but I grab hold of Silver. “Don’t get caught or hurt okay?”
“Okay. Don’t do anything stupid while I’m gone.”
“Okay. I’ll keep Stark out of the computer room.”
“Doors locked he can’t get in without the password.”
“Smart. What if I want to go in there?”
“Then just type in your name and scan your thumb print. I made sure you were in able to get into any room you wanted to.”
She nods and starts to leave. She turns back and gives me a quick hug before leaving. Before I could process what she had done.
I watch her and Nat cross the yard to an old shed that no one had been in other that to load into the van. She had said she has three hidden rooms and we have only found two. Maybe the third is in the old shed.
I wait for a good half hour before going to look for another hidden door. I find one under the work bench with a single bored covering it.
Climbing down the ladder I reach the bottom and turn only to literally run into a door.
I find the keypad and type 'Winter’ into the key pad. It flashes red. I try a few different things.
Nothing I think of works. I take a step back to think and bump into a cord to turn on a light. I pull it.
Seeing wear on the 'e’ 'i’ 'k’ 'l’ and 'r’ buttons I type in what Silver calls herself. Killer.
The light flashes green and I walk through the door.
There are fist marks and blood covering the walls. Puddles of dry blood on the ground and knives hanging on hooks and some are partially buried in the wall.
I know that Silver wouldn’t do anything to someone else.
She’s been torturing herself, but for what I can’t tell.
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) dir. Joss Whedon
Hey! I’ve made a discord server just for some Bruce banner appreciation stuff. There’ll be memes, and a place to share art. You can even talk about ships in it too! If anyone is interested go ahead and like this post or message me. I may try to post a link for it too sometime tomorrow.
I just wanna gush about Banner cause he’s my favorite marvel character ;w;
Every day I play Marvel’s Avengers and I think “there’s no way I can possibly love Bruce Banner anymore than I do right now” and every day he does absolutely nothing and somehow love him even more every time
Everyone unfollow me right now because I’m not going to ever shut up about him
Edit: I’m not sure if this is too small so here’s a transcript:
Me: I’ve only had Marvel’s Avengers!Dr. Robert Bruce Banner for 3 days but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.