#bruce sighing: yes. you seduced the stone wall. congratulations. you may now move past.

[worstloki]

no one:

loki playing dungeons & dragons: I roll to seduce

#we can all agree that tony and loki would both roll to seduce any obstacle in their path including inanimate objects such as walls #right? #good because they would and I hope no one ever has to DM the both of them in one game #that's a blatant lie I obviously want to see them play D&D together #loki: I roll to seduce tony so he stops attacking the monster #tony: what! you cant do that - I roll to seduce loki so that he'll stop seducing me from fighting the monster! #loki: oh yeah?! well since I got a higher roll you've been successfully seduced/distracted and NOW I roll to seduce the monster in our path #bruce AKA the DM: guys idk how to tell you this but seducing each other while getting attacked is going to end with you guys losing #loki: we're on a team and this is what we decided on. do I get to seduce the monster or not?? #bruce sighing: yes. you seduced the stone wall. congratulations. you may now move past. #loki and tony: [high five] #they work together loki just wants to see how far seducing can take them before they have to fight #while tony wants to see how far fighting can take them before they seduce their way out of the problem #(they end up seducing their ways into AND out of the problems in the end) #(and its a SUCCESSFUL strategy against Bruce's crazy-difficult campaigns)