#bruce sprayed too much deoderant near a gas alarm and it went off and the cops had to evacuate the entire financial quarter

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#he did all of those things the kids were listing when he was drunk #killer croc was really fucking surprised when some guy just stuck his head into the sewers and went like 'yeah hey bro those are my keys' #'can you give them here? oh wow that would be grand? how's life in the sewers then? good? great to hear' #bruce sprayed too much deoderant near a gas alarm and it went off and the cops had to evacuate the entire financial quarter #lexcorp employees being rushed outside at the last minute by the cops while bruce wayne is like: #'you want a job where you DONT have to wait an hour before being evacuated?' and hires like 50% of them #bruce calls all his kids by the wrong names at least three times a day #but calling damian 'tim' is just wanting a death sentence #selina kyle #catwoman #batman #bruce wayne #stephanie brown #spoiler #batgirl #black bat #tim drake #red robin #red hood #nightwing #cass cain #cassandra cain #jason todd #dick grayson #social media au #batfam social media au #batman social media au #social media #batfam #batfamily