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prokopetz · 4 days ago
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The story of how Batman learned his skills still works if his Bruce Wayne facade isn’t an act, but it becomes much, much funnier. Like, imagine a twentysomething idiot who inherited more money than God going on an incognito world tour to “find himself” and just dipshitting his way into becoming a ninja assassin. I want you to hold that image in your mind.
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sully-s · 7 days ago
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So one of the first ideas I had for Superbats was one where Bruce doesn't know Superman's ID and dislikes him very much but falls in love with Clark Kent which baffles him because of moments like these and his past preface for dating kinky grey villains.
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doc-squash · 5 days ago
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“I-I j-just wanted to show him my paintings…” *sob*
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collectingrobins · 5 days ago
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Who needs a Bat-plane when you’ve got a friendly alien BFF/personal chauffeur?
(I’ve lost track of the Tumblr posts that got me laughing about this concept but feel free to add a link if you happen to know the ones I’m talking about.)
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galahadwilder · 4 days ago
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Jon Kent and Billy Batson make a game out of hanging out in the Batcave to see how long it takes for Bruce to realize that they are Not His Children. They’re currently at a month with no sign yet.
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doc-squash · 10 days ago
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Bruce: “Why is there a 300$ charge for an Elmo suit and 5 gallons of silver paint on my credit card?”
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phantomchick · 4 days ago
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Gotham as a collective: beating up people for money is normal but beating up Bruce Wayne for money is like kicking a confused golden retriever puppy, bad and wrong, doesn't understand what's happening or why you're being mean
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bluekord · 7 days ago
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Bruce Wayne in Detective Comics #1040 (2016)
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doc-squash · 6 days ago
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“Good lord, do you want me to just hold them down so you can spit on them.”
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frostbittenbucky · 3 days ago
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Can we just talk about Bruce Wayne and how he was a terror as a child/teen
He lit a shack on fire
He set his teachers lawn on fire
He was expelled
He pulled up on a kid at his own house and beat his ass with a watch
And probably so much more, because in a lot of headcannons he gets into fights at school, and genuinely being a terror
Then this guy disappears for a few years and come back as a happy bumbling idiot
I feel like when he returned he told everyone he found god or something and spent his time on doing missionary work
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why-i-love-comics · 7 days ago
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Batman Reptilian #2 (2021)
written by Garth Ennis art by Liam Sharp
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frostbittenbucky · 2 days ago
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I just want a live action batman without a love interest
Like I’m here to watch a mentally ill man dress up in a costume and wage a war on crime
I don’t care about whether he’s dating a super model or supervillain. It is so irrelevant to the grand scheme of things
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