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spicy-apple-pie · 23 hours

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Jay is not the best babysitter...

I fucking love these fics where all the batkids are all pretty small and they just get up to kid shenanigans while Bruce is sprouting gray hairs.

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popsqueakz · 8 days

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i drew batdad and robin grabbing some food after a mission!! ft. unnamed criminal unnamed victim

debating turning it digital ⁉️⁉️ how do we feel

(psst ! part 2 under the cut !!!)

dick grayson, some years after this, decided to try the burger bruce always ordered . he was not impressed i'm afraid ..

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akiquqdoesart · 2 years

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Batman but what if he had all his 5 robins at the same time

Just imagine getting jumped by a dark vigilante and his 5 kids that ranges from the age 9 to 14

Dick is like 14

Jason is 13

Steph 12

Tim is 11

Damian is 9

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jarro-stan-account · 2 years

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okay AU where when Bruce takes Jason in, instead of paying money for a swear jar, they do emotional statements instead (because Bruce is like a gazillionare and saying something like “I criticize you because I love you and am worried about you getting hurt” is so much more painful than putting a full thousand in the swear jar)

Anyways, this is the story of how Bruce stubbing his broken toe and yelling “FUCK” loud enough to rattle the manor windows saves Jason from dying in Ethiopia

(Also the emotional swear jar tm saves them so many conflicts and hurt in the future no I don’t make the rules)

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robinsleeping · 3 months

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I am the knight.

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lewoooooo · 10 months

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I found out that I've never posted it here😳

#my art #batfamily #dc fanart #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #bruce wayne is a good parent

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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I'm once again thinking about Bruce being a cuddle magnet for his kids and how Jason abstains from a love he doesn't think think he's worthy of anymore and too afraid to be denied to even try. And bruce knows. He knows Jason because he knows himself. So he let's Jason come to him. Again. It's like they're both little again, both unsure, both unsteady. But then they hug, -- or Jason will say " STOP hogging him, demon baby," and hold bruce in a headlock, while Damian snarls. And bruce will feel like bruce, even for a second

#bruce wayne #jason todd #batfam #bruce wayne is a good parent #BRUCE IS SO. CUDDLY TO ME #also battinson with arkham's knight jason PLUS gotham knight jason. why cant he have one jaybaby hes taller than?!?!#btw i am not. saying no to those versions headcanons. honestly battle for the cowl but its just multiverse batkids fighting over bruce #while he says pls no!!! i heart you all. 'heart?' 'yeah he cant really say the l word? its a thing. anyway go back to where you came from #' dick vs ric #lets go :)

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mylifeisfruk4ever · 2 years

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Bruce, throwing his fork down: My food is too hot, i simply can’t eat it.

Clark, not even looking up from his book: You’re hot and i still eat you.

Alfred: …

Dick: …

Jason: Please, tell me we are going to acknowledge that because i know you fuckers heard it too.

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tinkerbelle05 · 1 year

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💤 A headcanon about their sleep (or lack there of)

It's a running joke in Bruce’s family and inner circle about how shitty his sleep schedule is. Trust, he has heard it all by now.

“Geez Spooky, how much sleep are you getting? You lookin like a whole ass zombie” -Hal

“You look like a raccoon, and that’s coming from me, B” -Tim

“Ya lookin more like a zombie than me, these days. Geez.” -Jason

He knows that a good sleep schedule is imperative to an healthy body which he needs. But when he’s sleeping that means he isn’t work. And if he isn’t working then that means there’s a case growing cold and leads growing old.

That means whoever did that crime is still out there committing more crimes, that means their families will never know closure.

And he can’t allow that to happen, he won’t allow it. So he sighs grabbing for the 9th cup of coffee and go over his notes once again.

“Master Bruce, I will not tell you again. Go to bed, or I will have Ms. Gordon lock you out of your cases.” Alfred threatened.

“But-”

“Now”

“Okay, okay, I’m off.” Bruce dread going to sleep. His thoughts kept him up and the only he was going to go to sleep is if he passes out or takes something to pass him out.

But he ran out of those.

He pushes himself out of the chair and made his way up the stairs with Alfred watching his every move.

He sluggish made his way to his bedroom, each step getting harder than the other, the lack of sleep coming back at him with full force.

When he opened his door, he met with a surprise. All of his children someway got their bodies to fit into his bed.

Dick was in the middle with Tim pressed to his right and Damian to his left side. Stephanie was using Tim was a teddy bar and Jason was pressed against Stephanie’s back. Duke was on Damian’s side, and Cass was cuddling into herself on the front of the bed.

It was certainly a sight to see, and if Bruce snaps a picture of his babies all in one place, safe and warm, well that his business.

“Your gonna stand there staring like a creep or join, old man?” Jason gruff voice reached his ears.

“Um, I don’t see any space for me, Jaylad.”

“Dickface, move over and make some room for B!” Jason shouts louder than what is necessary.

“How you gonna force a man out his own room? What a shame.”

“That’s funny Steph, because I didn’t hear you complaining when we came in here.” Tim remarks.

“Omg, shut up! Some of us are trying to sleep here.” Duke grumbles.

“C’mon B,” Dick beckons Bruce to come over. There was some shifting of bodies, accusations of cover hogging, and mild threats of bodily harm but they all managed to fit.

And despite his usual insomnia, Bruce can feel his breathing evening out and his eyelids getting droopy. But before he goes completely under, he asks Dick a question.

“Whose idea was this?”

“All of us. You get some sleep and we get family bonding time, two stones, one bird. Something like that,” his oldest whispered back.

“Actually Dick it’s—“

Tim was shushed by all of them but Bruce was already snoring away.

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vala-dreams · 11 months

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HELLO I AM ALIVE

So I know I haven't posted in like a year but @diedfromembarrassmentlikeasim and I were discussing this fic and then it spiralled into this discussion

Spread the himbo Bruce agenda folks

The most valid Bruce is the Bruce that goes from having a 100 life skills to 0 in one second. Look at him.

He knows how to hack into his FBI agent's computer. He doesn't know what red onions are. He can't kill people but he can kill houseplants like a professional. He knows how to create antidotes to any virus or poison. He doesn't know how to make tea without burning the mansion down.

Alfred has no hair and this is why.

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spicy-apple-pie · 6 months

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Bruce: I'm so relieved that Tim and Damian are getting along :)

Damian: shoving the antibiotic down Tim's throat like a dog

(Also Bruce: How's karma taste Tim?)

Part 2 from this

...Part 3...

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popsqueakz · 13 days

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i have a friend who's utterly obsessed w my dad and thinks hes the coolest guy in the world and every time he talks abt him i go "BACK OFF MY DADDDD !!!" and i think that shld be the batkids about bruce

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erzthewitchblackwood · 8 months

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Guys! Do you remember the Robins WIP? Well, the illustration complementary to the stickers it is finished!!!

It might look a little bit OoC because Jaybird is cuddling Bats…but what is cannon anyway? This version of the batfam has been to therapy. Thou, there is something that I am very pleased with at the cannon is the improvement on the Robins relationship, specially between Damian, Jayson and Tim. It is so beautiful seeing them support each other, or hug -even if then Dams procedes to electrocute Jason-.

Jason has grown so much too. From trying to kill Tim to be an active member of the family that cares and worries for his siblings ( Q ^Q), or even Bruce…. And after Alfie…I’m sorry, I just enjoy this boys stories so much.

You will be able to find the stickers in my Etsy shop! As soon as I have it finished. I am also working on stickers of the batbros insignias as solo vigilantes, those will also be at the Etsy shop.

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brucie-wayne-official · 3 months

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If you could choose one of your kids to be really little, which one and why?

this is so hard to answer. part of me says Jason, but I'm so happy with how strong he is now. I couldnt ask for that to be gone. Dick is independant and going to school again. Tim is a CEO!!!! Damian is growing each day.... Duke is just getting adjusted to this new life, so isn't Cass.... I couldn't ask for it. It wouldnt be fair.... :-(

All of my kids are so sweet and special in their own ways, and I really miss when they were little. I can still pick them up, but I cant give them great big hugs when the outside world is too scary, not the same way. Most of them might not want one, anyways...

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batman-soup · 2 months

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Au where instead of coming back with pit-fueled revenge Jason Todd comes back with barley any memories at all and becomes an high school English teacher and Bruce finds him after he’s invited to do a speech at the school where Jason works

#half asleep thoughts #Jason Todd #batfamily #batdad #batfam #bruce wayne is a good parent #bruce wayne #English teacher jason Todd #if someone’s already done this or something similar please link it or tag me

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lewoooooo · 10 months

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There are too many pictures in the last post, so keep posting them

The story about last picture:

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