#bruce x clark

[vixfern]

Bruce: So what's for dinner?

Clark: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Is it soup?

Clark: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Bruce: Please, Clark, enough with the soup puns.

Clark: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Bruce: STOP!

*one hour later*

Bruce: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

#batman #dc #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #dcu #bruce wayne #Clark Kent #Superman #soup puns #funny #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #Superbat #bruce wayne x clark kent #bruce x clark #superman x batman #incorrect Superbat quotes

[werewolf-in-sweaters]

Bruce: Rules are made to be broken. Clark: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Dick: Uh, piñatas. Jason: Glow sticks. Tim: Karate boards. Damian: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Bruce: Rules. Clark:

#batman #battison #the batman 2022 #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #bruce x clark #superbat #dc incorrect quotes #dc robin #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin

[thief-of-eggs]

“Like father like son” except it’s just Bruce and his children each falling in love with different members of the Super family

#hey at least it makes holidays easy! #since they’re all together anyway #superbat #tim drake #timkon #kon el #batman #jondami #damijon #tim x kon #clark x bruce #bruce x clark #jonathan samuel kent #jon kent #damian wayne #bruce wayne #batfam #superfam

[livingdeadvoid]

Tim, trying to come out to everyone: I'm dating Clark's son

Damian, looking up from his tablet: I'm also dating Clark's son...

Bruce, looking between his two kids: I'm dating Clark-

Dick: Holy shit now I'm glad I'm dating just Wally

Jason: You're dating Wally? Pfft- I'm dating Roy

Stephanie: I'm dating cA-

Cass, covering her mouth: I think that's enough reveals for one day.

#dc comics #tim drake #batfamily #jason todd #bi tim drake #bi jason todd #dick grayson #they're all queer #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #stephanie x cass #dick x wally #birdflash #timkon #kontim #superbat #bruce x clark #bruce wayne #royjay #jayroy #what is cass and steph's ship name #tell me rn #damijon #jondami #only the supersons version #none of that comic shit #i make the rules #its a wholesome middle school relationship #batkids #bi dick grayson

[greeneyed-thestral]

#justice league 1x26 #justice league #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #batman/superman #superman/batman #bruce x clark #clark x bruce #dc #dc comics

[kryptonian-bat-thing]

hear me out:

bruce and clark are having a casual relationship for a while until clark says "ily" during the act

bruce just being confused because he didn't actually think clark would want to be with him other than brucie wayne being attractive and generally good in bed

clark goes fluff mode and confesses how he feels and in the end is like "wait... i thought we were dating????"

#bruce wayne is bad at communicating #clark kent is a dork #fic prompt #writing prompt #superbat prompt #superbat #dc comics #superman #dc #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #bruce x clark #clark x bruce

[bruciemilf]

Okay, but give me a battinson who's utterly gone on Clark Kent, but for some unknown reason to anyone else, has a great distaste towards Superman.

And Clark KNOWS it isn't the all powerful alien thing. He's seen Bruce let J'onn ruffle his hair, pick him up randomly, and share wordless conversations telepathically.

It seems to be Superman specifically, and it confuses him big time (and maybe, perhaps, perchance, he IS a bit jealous)

So, when they have lunch as Clark and Bruce, Clark straight up asks,

" Why do you dislike Superman so much? You're avoiding and ignoring m- him all the time. He told me. He looked pretty dang sad about it."

And then, to his delighted surprised, Bruce blushes a brilliant red, looks away, scowl deeper than ever. He's lucky to have super hearing, or the next words would go unnoticed.

"...Handsome."

" What?"

"He's handsome. It's annoying."

#bruce hates superman cause everytime they talk he awakens bruces inner bottom by just standing there. he gives bruce feelings. #do you know what that does to a person? #bruce who hisses and claws at superman when hes being saved before begrudgingly clinging and sinking into him #and who lets clark manhandle him around. then cries abt it to selina and harley bc he doesn't want to be a two timer #but how is he supposed to CHOOSE?! its so hard #bruce wayne #dc #batman #the batman #battinson #superman #clark kent #superbat #text #text post #bruce x clark

[waywardducks]

Ahem

Gay

Gay

Gayer

Really gay

SUPER GAY

#anyways that’s all I had to say #I’m going to bed now lmaoo #gay #superbat #superman #Batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #dick grayson #dc comics #super gay #clark x bruce #bruce x clark

[icantdrawrt]

THE WAY THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PLOT OF SO MANY SUPERBAT FAN FICTIONS OUT THERE???

AND YOURE GOING TO TELL ME THEYRE NOT GOING TO FLIRT AND KISS???

YOURE LYING

#superbat #superman #batman #batman x superman #historians will say they were close friends #fan fiction set up #nOoOoO they’re just friends? #you’re lying to yourself #batman and superman are in love #batman/superman #batman/superman worlds finest #bruce wayne x clark kent #bruce x clark #like there’s no way they’re not going to smooch

[vixfern]

Clark: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.

Bruce: Clark, It's 1:15 am, what the fuck.

Clark: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.

Bruce: Well, I mean yeah.

Clark: So come downstairs while they're still hot.

Bruce: Wait, you just made them?

Clark : Yeah, I wasn't tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.

Bruce: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Clark.

#batman #dc #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #dcu #bruce wayne #Superman #batman x superman #incorrect superbat quotes #superbat #bruce wayne x clark kent #bruce x clark #Clark Kent #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect batfam quotes #lightly fried fish fillets

[artnijna]

Just got asked why I draw Clark so big and y'all it's cause this image has been burned into my brain since I've seen it and I refuse to shy away from drawing Clark as a giant alien man that Bruce wants to climb like a building in the dark.

#superbat #clark kent #he is a fucking unit #bruce deserves a giant husband to hold him #bruce x clark #clark x bruce #superman #batman

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Bruce: I like you Clark: you... You like me?? Bruce: Yes. Please don't make me say it again

#au #fanfiction #bruce wayne #clark kent #superbattinson #superbat #batman x superman #superman x batman #superman and batman #friends to lovers #battinson #bruce x clark #quote #the batman #worlds finest #superman

[werewolf-in-sweaters]

Bruce: Dumbest scar stories, go! Clark: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. Dick: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. Jason: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. Tim: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Damian: Damian: I have emotional scars.

#batman #battison #the batman 2022 #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #bruce x clark #superbat #dc incorrect quotes #dc robin #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin

[greeneyed-thestral]

#even the children know #robins 2022 #robin #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #batman/superman #superman/batman #bruce x clark #clark x bruce #dc #dc comics

[kryptonian-bat-thing]

i have this take i kinda wanna write a bit about

so poison ivy loves harley quinn, but harley quinn likes joker, but joker is obsessed with batman, but batman is bruce wayne, who is in love with clark kent, but clark kent is superman, who is also in love with batman.

idek what to do with it lmao

#batman #dc #dc comics #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #superbat #dc joker #batjokes #harlivy #harley quinn #poison ivy #harley quinn x joker #i refuse to believe that's a tag #bruce x clark #clark x bruce

[bruciemilf]

Kinda really want an AU where Krypton survived and Clark still came to Earth, and the Justice League is established.

Naturally, everyone wants a smiling, helpful, God Made Man on their team. But it's safe to say Batman isn't everyone. Not when he knows sunshine both burns and heals.

Regardless, he can't deny Clark is a huge help (literally. The guy always has to slightly bend down when talking to him, and that beard frames a starshine smile too well, and why is he smiling around Bruce for? No one's happy around Batman)

"Thank you for your help. But we're not looking to expand the team at this time, --"

Surprise is clear and concise on those baby blue eyes. It makes Bruce bite the inside of his cheek. " Team? Oh no no, I'm trying to court you! Do they not have mating rituals on earth?"

Bruce does the mature thing and vanishes with a smoke bomb. Only slighting tripping over his cape.

#clark: :00 where did mate go! oh bruce you and your tag games!!!! #bruce: no you dont get it you like batman! #clark: oh i know you're bruce wayne! you always say ' hm. yummy' unded your breath when you drink tea. its the cutest thing #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #superbat #clark kent #batman #bruce x clark #krypton survives au #also its black suit superman. for no other reason than it fucks and hes hot