#bruce: I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT!

[ivebeenghosting]

clark “bumbling reporter” kent, who is always so hyper aware of his body that his “clumsy” antics never put anyone in harms way vs. bruce wayne who hasnt slept in 4 days, falling asleep standing up, sending himself crashing into a tower of champagne glasses at a gala, making glass and alcohol fly every where ruining at least three peoples very expensive outfits (not to mention getting alcohol in his fresh stitches that are hidden under his clothes), fight

#bruce wayne #clark kent #batman #superman #superbat #perhaps presuperbat where clark knows batmans identity but bruce doesnt know supermans BUT clark thinks bruce does #maybe superman thinks bruce is putting himself purposely in harms way to get his attention and hes like WHATS HIS GAME IS HE TRYING TO TRICK #ME IN TO REVEALING MYSELF?? #but bruce is just like i literally forgot cars were i thing i didnt mean to walk into the busy intersection

[tequiilasunriise]

When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).

#BARBRA GORDON IS CASS’ MAMA AND TO AN EXTEND STEPH’S TOO OKAY #yes Steph still has Crystal but yall can NOT tell me she didnt lowkey look up to Babs as a secondary mom figure #the only one who is in on the jig is Kate bc shes officating the whole thing bc DUH and the way she fucken WHEEZZEEDDD when Steph explained #the way Kate would stand at the podium and anounce with such a smug grin #looking DIRECTLY at Bruce #‘I pronounce you…. MRS STEPHANIE AND MRS CASSANDRA GORDAN!’ #the sheer fucken UPROARRRR #Steph LAUNCHES herself into Cass’ arms and kisses her senselessly as her now wife effortlessly carries her in a bridal carry #babs takes a second to process before instantly losing her NIND bc oh these crazy kids did NOT no no shes not crying #(she is. she so is. her date Dinah is handing her a hankerchief) #the batbros minus dami are hollering and cheering bc YEAHHHH STICK TO THE MANNNN #dami himself is dismissive and muttering about how could anyone throw away the wayne name like this #(on the inside he actually thinks this is pretty funny and must admit Barbra’s last name is a worthy rival to the Wayne name) #Bruce. Bruce is stunned. shell shocked. this girldad just lost his fav kid his princess #Jim is just having a damn good time bro is clapping Bruce on the back and having a good laugh over it all #also does this mean he has two honorary grandkids? no? well suck it bruce theyre my grandkids now #the other gothmanites who were invited like the birds of pret or the gotham city sirens are also all clowning on Brucie Boy #dc #stephcass #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #batfam

[bruciemilf]

Bruce as a 24 year old feeling the societal pressure to Move Out after Selina was surprised he was still living at the manor, " Um. I've been looking at apartments. "

Alfred, slowly turning to him like a goddam slasher as he's chopping blueberries for muffin cupcakes, " No you haven't."

#selina didnt mean it negatively!! she just thought the richest guy in town would live in a skyscraper like falcone by himself #and alfred just does not give a fuck about that shit at all lmao. thought how funny would it be if he thought bruce was kicking HIM out #he'd still straight up say no with an added slight slap over bruces ear #i think its very interesting that bruce could be rep for young adults still living with their parents (aka me djdjd) #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #the batman #battinson #text

[maemil]

DKoS Bruce being a loyal knight to the family that's sitting on what could so easily be his throne makes me so crazy.

He knew he was a bastard since birth. He was a child to a king and queen but had exactly zero claim to the throne with a best friend who would, upon Bruce's parents' deaths, get to be that prince he never was.

His extreme loyalty and protectiveness of the El's since he was a child, like he's making up for the shame of his birth and serving his kingdom by protecting the best people he knows' spot as its leaders.

A Wayne loyalist tried to put him on the throne when he was 11 and his response was to learn exactly how the El's could be killed, take down the man who wanted them dead, get rid of the only thing that could harm them by any means possible, and swear his undying loyalty to them.

Revealing they are brothers to his oldest friend and getting attempted murdered for it???? Like these people you loved and served for so long only wanted you around as long as you were less than them? As long as you were a loyal servant and not an equal (& a threat)??

It all makes me so insane and I wish the series had been a bit more medieval political drama to focus on it...

#dkos had some fun moments and interesting ideas but tragically i do feel like it didnt really properly use them #this doesnt. of course. mean it didnt leave me with a little brain rot #i *love* these sorts of historical aus so much & i will be thinking about the ideas it presented even if i didnt like how they finished the #dark knights of steel #bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #or ig in this story... #kal el #superman #dc comics #mae reads comics

[batfamhyperfixation]

Jason hangs these up around Gotham city and you can't convince me otherwise:

#Jason hung these up in his Robin years and Bruce finds out Jason is alive cause he starts hanging them up and batman sees them and smiles #so he lowkey stalks them cause he feels bittersweet and wants closure and then he sees Jason doing it and hes like what?? #if you cant tell i dont like the way jason came back so imma just keep rewriting it til my brain erases canon completely #bruce wayne #jason todd #batfam #bat family #batkids #batman #red hood #jason todd robin #jason todd hc #jason todd headcanon #jason todd red hood #i feel like my tags are confusing. I'm saying batman saw these posters and was reminded of jason so he stalked the person hanging up the #posters so he could get some sense of renewed closure but then when he finally found the person he saw it was jason and he was like #'you're alive??' and that is how Bruce discovered it. and by stalked i mean he asked babs and she pulled up a video. he didnt do much

[gecemi09]

can't believe there are ppl who don't like lost days wtf. not even the end scene, they just don't like jason's character and motivations in it. i mean, i always thought lost days jason>utrh jason so 🤷‍♀️

#“i didnt like making jason want to kill bruce its so generic” “ my brother in christ it is obvious as hell that jason only tries it because #also he clearly doesnt actually want bruce dead?? like he doesnt do it when he has the perfect chance #and he is obvsly lying to talia when he says “oh i want him to look at me as i kill him” like?? #am i the only one who thought that or??? #btw this isnt abt a specific person i just remembered someone on reddit saying that lost days jason made jason more #sympathetic in a fanservice way #i get what they mean by that but i rlly dont think thats whats up w lost days jason #bc whitewashing morally grey characters to make them appeal to a larger audience IS. a thing but i think youre missing the point here lol #anyway can't articulate why i ADORE lost days atm so #maybe ill make a seperate post on it one day but just know that i rlly like it(except the scene we dont talk about) #jason todd #lost days #red hood

[batcavescolony]

Bernard: ok I have a theory!

Tim: what

Bernard: so their's a place call Nanda Parbat-

Tim: NO this is the line. I am the only one in this relationship that messes with the league of assassins. The pain cult was one thing but Do. Not. Mess. With. Ra's. Al. Ghul.

Bernard: *who thought he was special because he was in the pain cult*

#barnard dowd #tim drake #red robin #robin #damian wayne #timber #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #red hood #comics #dc comics #incorrect batfam #batfam #i did one similar to thia but i was informed that the description of the courts of owls was antisemitic so i deleted it on my end #if you see it and are offended im sorry i didnt mean for it to. but i still like the concept of Bernard messing with groups he shouldn't #and tim having to put his foot down #batfamily #league of assassins #ras al ghul #is Al Ghul have a space or is it like McCain where its just capitalized in this middle? like AlGhul or Al Ghul? #eh whatever im thinking too much

[catmanbowser]

When you want to go out with your knight bestie on a patrol but he said fuck off you’ll be safer here eventhough you’re a literal invincible alien man (..except when magic is involved...)

(My fave expressions of prince kal and knight bruce frm issue 1 of dark knights of steel)

#bruce wayne #bruce wayne-el?? idk who cares they made him half krypton this sucks #kal el #dark knights of steel #batman #i rlly rlly dont like dkos u guys #the art is so fucking good but damn the story is blergh as hell #catman's art #im literally gripping my pen in anger everytime i think abt dkos #it couldve been so good if they didnt go to whatever the fuck that direction is #making bruce half kryptonian erases everything about him as a regular guy who’s not so regular but tknow what i mean #it was good at forst but oh its downhill frm there #im yelling abt dkos again im sorry this will not be the last post bcs i rlly like some of the character designs

[crazynerdandproud]

If Bruce Wayne lived in the star wars universe he would be a Mandalorian

#i mean he's got the classic adoption problems #superman would obviously be like the perfect jedi (btw we dont hate on jeid here) #nightwing would most def be a mandalorian jedi #and talia would be deathwatch #also lets make her a descendant of tarre vizsla #that way Dami can be one as well #bruce was adopted by a random mandalorian named alfred who he had never met before when he was agremlin child after his parents death #tim is originally new mandalorian which is funny cause they're pacisifts and he well...isn't #bruce threatened to adopt kon if clark didnt #both tim and kon were very happy clark finally decided to accept his son cause bruce adopting kon wouldve made stuff all kinds of awkward #idk who all are jedi or just non jedi or sith affiliated force users #sorry i got distracted #i really want to read a dc star wars fusion fic now #but yeah batman would def be a mando

[misspickman]

is bruce a good or bad dad is like. a very non nuanced way to think about it but i will say one of cases where he was shit was when he was trying to make cass not hang out with kon. i would have kicked his ass for that if i could

#love that clark didnt care bc hes normal and not a manipulative fuck #noo cass cant have a boyfriend or a friend she has to train to be a vigilante and have no life!! like me ! were all well adjusted here #i keep seeing that post and going ugh bruce. u little bitch #he really has some of his ugliest 'parenting' moments in that solo which like. make sense. bc hes bruce. but it Is shitty of him #txt #anyway wild to me that people are like haha quirky dad bruce moments<3 no hes being a piece of shit man #apparently girl dad means.. manipulative tendencies?

[spectral-honey]

idk au where jason doesnt try to kill or maim tim when he came back to gotham and mostly left him out of his whole revenge-slash-become-crimelord scheme or smthn so tim totally fanboys like the loser he is and bruce catches him in red hood merch

#batfam #tim drake #listen im mostly just thinking about tim coming down the stairs in a red hood hoodie clearly exhausted and bruce runs into him and is like #'what the FUCK are you wearing!! TIM' #tim is like 'i forgot i was wearing this you are not supposed to know i have it' #i mean this is also kind of funny if jason DID still try to kill tim and tim regardless is wearing merch of him and everyone is like #'tim he tried to KILL YOU wHAT are you doing' #but also thats a little to far to consider plausible but lmfao theres that idea to chew on #1. red hood merch exists 2. tim is a robin stan first and a human person second #also entirely separate but tim should also privately still fanboy over damian as robin. #he takes pictures of big milestones damian makes as robin and one of them is like 'didnt threaten to stab mugger while arresting him' #im going to make that a separate post actually so it isnt just lost in the tags lol hold on

[fightwing]

BE HONEST what superhero merch does ur muse have the most of

#vitally important info #i think dick is a superm.an sun flash moon and donna rising #and i think bruce would absolutely ban batf.am merch because he doesnt want anyone to associate the waynes with #that brand otherwise dick would have a ridiculous amount of batf.am merch (he still does shhh) #i am also a 'the titan.s is an open wardrobe policy' meaning a lot of merch he wears he didnt technically buy but yoinked from buddies #but superm.an number one because before & during robi.n he was a superstan so it just kind of grew #wally and donna close tho #this all came about because i woke up this morning and realized red ho.od was staring me down #my dad apparently bought red ho.od merch and last i knew he didnt KNOW ANY OF THE BATKI.DS NAMES #like last i knew he said the only one he knew was 'robin' which... #*looks into the camera like im on the office* #but anyways BE HONEST like i think dick wouldve said he has the most titan.s merch and then wouldve actually checked and been like #oh my god im a super fanboy #anyways apparently its ramble o clock have an excellent day friends #* forgot my ooc tag but / ooc. #oh also multiverse dick has a ridiculous amount of spideyman merch llike dick would just think he's neat

[bruciemilf]

thinking of no capes au bruce with his still vigilante kids except he didn't drop out of med school and got a phd and helps to run Leslie Thompkins's clinic, and one night one of the batkids get injured so they take him/her to the clinic and see bruce there and their just like "BRUCE????" but with the spiderman pointing meme

I see this and I raise you: AU where Bruce is still Batman, the batkids are still robins, yet they have no idea their Dark Knight Mentor is their dad, infamous sugar baby, Bruce Wayne

#asks #bruce wayne #i just think of jason being like YEAH WELL WHAT OTHER JOB AM I SUPPOSED TO GET (bruce knows they do what they do) #AM I SUPPOSED TO MARRY INTO MONEY LIKE YOU DID #and later to batman. '' i didnt mean that. money is money and i don't care i just hate his husbands so much. #'' #au

[superherokisser]

also the jason hate in titans is crazy fr

#OK I DIDNT MEAN TTO WATCH THAT EDIT #noo it was kinda funny tho dick and bruce were like he’s a little rambunctious😭😭😭 #terrence rambles

[spidey-is-tired]

the urge to get super insufferably back into daredevil vs the fact that if I do that with the way things are going I will get unavoidably and inevitably disappointed and heartbroken at daredevil born again

#daredevil #matt murdock #mcu daredevil #netflix daredevil #matt murdock my beloved #daredevil born again #man fuck marvel #i mean i love them theyve made some of my favourite movies and shows #but the rate theyre going down hill #theyre massacring all my favourite characters #like #what the fuck was that with steve in endgame #natasha didnt even get a funeral #i hate professor hulk with a burning passion and that is not where bruces arc was heading IN THE SLIGHTEST #CHARLIE COX HAD TO REMIND SHE HULK WRITERS THAT MATT IS BLIND #plus marvel treats their cgi artists like shit

[gecemi09]

Bruce Wayne stop slandering your dead son whose murder you were high-key responsible for challenge

#difficulty level: impossible #batman nonsense #anti bruce wayne #also “it wasn't bruces fault!!” :/ #he didnt realize his teenaged son was in a whole ass ANOTHER conctinent #bruce and jason only crossed paths in ehtiopia bc bruce went after joker instead of trying to find his mfing SON #he was like “ugh jason isnt over his parents deaths ://” #look at whos talking bitch #also he deadass didnt have to make jason robin #unlike tim or dick or steph #jason didnt beg to be a vigilante #even though jason was already severely traumatized #he made jason robin and basically taugh him violence as a coping mechanism AND retraumatized him(gloria cough) #just bc he didnt want to feel lonely like mf... #he also immediately accused jason of murder #i mean would it have been a loss if he HAD actually killed the guy? no #but its the principle of the thing #he also left jason w sheila even though he had no idea who she was or if she was actually jasons mother or smth #to chase after(you guessed it) JOKER AGAIN #like hey.... #if choosing joker over ur kids is a consistent behavior of yours #dont adopt kids ffs