#bruna i hate u for making me do this
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Ficlet Masterlist
🎄 = Christmas ficlet
Alexia Putellas
59 “H-How long have you been standing there?” 146 “Were you just masturbating?” “U-uh..no, I was just..” “Want some help?” 149 “I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”
144 “Just let me finish this/this level and I swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”
3 “I almost lost you.” 5 “Don’t you ever do that again!”
42 “how have you survived this long by yourself?”
91 “Don’t go on that date.” “Why?” “You know why.” “Say it.” 92 “ i think i might be in some kind of love with you.” 93 “say you want me, and i’m yours.”
80 “i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know.” 98, “if we weren’t in public right now i’d have my head between your legs” 104, “ive never wanted to fuck someone as badly as i want to fuck you right now”
104 “ive never wanted to fuck someone as badly as i want to fuck you right now”
🎄Barça Team: snowball fight (Prompt 8)
Leila Ouahabi
41 “you need some sleep”
149 “I don’t care what you do just fuck me.
Aitana Bonmati
1 “Come over here and make me.”
🎄2 "That should be our Christmas card this year."
Patri Guijarro
53 “How do we get out?”
Claudia Pina
64 “Can I hold your hand?”
Jana Fernandez
🎄34 “You’re my Christmas angel.” - “Wow that was…intense.” - “Just take the compliment.”
Bruna Vilamala
🎄17 “This is the best gift you could’ve given me.”
Nuria Rabano
🎄14 Christmas party
Leah Williamson
8 “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
134 “Touch yourself for me.”
128 “you’re pretty.” - “you’re drunk.”
Alessia Russo
🎄24 New Years Eve Countdown, 28 “You look so beautiful in the snow.” 24 “Hey, if we don’t find someone by midnight…you and me…maybe?” - “Ask me properly and I might consider it.” 35 “Will you be my new years kiss?”
🎄Scene 1 - decorating the tree. Dialogue 1 “stop trying to get me to walk under mistletoe”, 6 “Do you want to it the star on the top of the tree?”
Jill Roord
56 “Just marry me already.”
Athenea del Castillo
148 “I really want to kiss you right now.” “Then do it.”
129 “i told you i’d come home to you.”
🎄11 Christmas baking
🎄21 Secret Santa
Olga Carmona
108 “is that my shirt?”
🎄10 Mistletoe
Carmen Menayo
59 “H-How long have you been standing there?”
🎄22 Both Reaching For The Last Christmas Cookie
Amaiur Sarriegi
🎄35 “Will you be my new years kiss?”
Guro Reiten
60 “I’ve never felt this way before and I’m terrified to be honest”
Stina Blackstenius
123 “fuck you.” - “when?”
🎄24 “Hey, if we don’t find someone by midnight…you and me…maybe?” - “Ask me properly and I might consider it.”
Deyna Castellanos
90 “If I ask you to kiss me in front of all these people, will you do it?”
🎄12 Christmas market
🎄21 you have really made my Christmas this year
Laia Aleixandri
🎄1 Decorating the tree
🎄22 “I thought you were going home for Christmas.” - “Well, I couldn’t leave you all alone.”
Chloe Kelly
6 “Kiss me.”
🎄5 “I hate Christmas shopping.” - “I love Christmas shopping!”
Lauren Hemp
🎄13 “You’d make a cute elf.”
Esme Morgan
🎄16 Dancing to Christmas music
Vicky Losada
108 “is that my shirt?”
🎄33 “I’ll let you sit on my knee.”
Gulia Gwinn
🎄3 Present shopping
Lea Sculler
🎄27 “Did you get us matching pyjamas?”
Klara Buhl
🎄15 Watching Christmas movies
Niamh Charles
🎄4 "I know we said no presents this year but…"
Lisa Evans
🎄10 “What are you doing?” - “Making a snow angel.”
Laura Weinroither
🎄7 “What do you think? Like the tree?”
Sofie Svava
🎄19 Making Christmas dinner
Alex Morgan
🎄13 “You’d make a cute elf.”
Julia Grosso
🎄16 Dancing to Christmas music
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sweet creature (egd)
ethan hates when he has to leave you for even a few days, so when he gets back, he has a little surprise planned
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warnings/tags: fluff, and then some smut to round it out WOO we goin through it today ladies and gents, harry styles (music) is involved :)
dedicated to my bruna bby ( @ethanhes ) who is so strong and the sweetest girly I know. I love you!!
feel free to send in requests! and check out my masterlist if you wanna :)
Like hell you were gonna make another trip - you slid the last grocery bag onto your arm, ignoring how they were digging into your skin as you started your walk into the house. If anyone had watched you try to navigate your way in the door, it probably would have been quite the sight. But you succeeded, emerging into an empty kitchen, heaving the heavy bags up onto the counter.
Usually, you’d yell down the hall, summon the boys to help you unpack. But it would be futile - no one was home. Not even Sterling was around - the three of them were off on Wakeheart business, at the factory in Arizona where everything was actually produced so they could approve all the candle production.
You’d gotten a few pictures from the trip - bright colorful sunsets, Grayson and Sterling smiling from across the table at breakfast. But your favorites were the stupid little selfies he kept sending. Your phone buzzed in your pocket as if on cue.
Another snapchat from Ethan, this time of him with a metal straw trapped between his teeth and big smile on his face. Adorable, as always.
cold brew mood. miss you x was the caption that flitted across the screen. You screenshotted it just in time. The next buzz was a text from him.
:(
why you screenshot
cause you looked cute
send me one back, I miss you
You rolled your eyes at that, deciding to make him wait for a minute while you started to put the groceries away. You’d only unpacked two bags before your phone buzzed again.
hey
show me ur face
omg gimme a minute 😂
im putting away the obscene amount of oat milk I just bought
DID THEY HAVE THE GOOD KIND
yep. bought three cartons
holy shit I love you
gray says he loves you too
but I love you more
You sent him a quick snapchat to appease him, unsurprised when you got the notification that he’d screenshotted it. He always got like this when he was away - even more clingy than usual, constantly wanting to communicate with you somehow. You had to admit, you loved the idea that you were always on his mind when he wasn’t with you, even if it did mean you felt like you were constantly on your phone.
what else are you doing today?
idk might lay out by the pool for a while
without me? 😔
you should go shopping
You frowned at your phone, looking at the few boxes of pasta you had left to put away before you typed back with a huff.
I literally just got back from the grocery what do u mean
not that kind of shopping
fun shopping. like for clothes
The thought was tempting - with everything going on, you hadn’t gotten anything new in months. To be fair though, you hadn’t really needed anything new - you were just hanging around the house anyways.
do you want me to go so I’ll stop wearing all your clothes
yes
kidding baby you know I don’t care. but you should get some new stuff, you deserve it! just use my card
I hate using your card
It wasn’t a lie. Ethan had gotten you a credit card linked to his personal account for emergencies almost six months ago, and you’d only used it a handful of times when he insisted. You never wanted him to ever think that you cared about him for his money.
I’d be buying whatever you find if I was there, it’s the same thing
You grinned to yourself, plan already hatching. He didn’t say what you had to buy. You’d just get something small - a pack of socks, or a basic tee - with his card, and pay for the rest of it yourself.
alright alright, fine
But his next text had you rolling your eyes. He knew you too well.
and you have buy real clothes. like at least one dress
Even though he wasn’t there to see it, your eyes squinted in accusation.
why a dress?
you’re being sus what’s this about
you’re so stubborn holy shit. I was gonna buy you dresses for the harry concert so I want you to pick some out for yourself
Damn. You’d almost forgotten that the concert was supposed to be that night. Ethan had bought the two of you tickets back when they went on presale, using his connections to get the two of you amazing seats. E had been almost as bummed as you when it got postponed, disappointed that the night he’d had planned for you had fallen through.
it got rescheduled to august baby, we can go shopping then!
i’m impatient
omg really? I had no idea
just go buy some dresses and send me pictures. we’re back at the factory, gotta go. I love you!
love you too!
Knowing that if you sat down you probably wouldn’t get back up, you turned back to the door with a sigh, grabbing your keys and wallet from where you’d just stowed them, heading back out to the car.
You climbed into Ethan’s Tesla, hitting your preset button on the door so the seat moved forward to where you could reach the pedals. He always insisted you take his car if he couldn’t drive you, always wanting you to be the safest you could be. It was still a bit intimidating to drive something so expensive, but you did it anyways, heading to the mall that housed most of your favorite stores with your mask on.
It turned out to be one of those days where nothing caught your eye. You really looked, scoured through the racks, hoping to find anything that looked remotely appealing or like your style. You even tried on a few that you had hopes for, but they were a bust.
Feeling defeated you stopped for a while and got some coffee, sitting and people watching as everyone passed in their masks. Your eyes wandered to another store, one you rarely went into - it catered to your style perfectly, but everything was far out of your price range.
But looking couldn’t hurt. Right?
That backfired as soon as you walked in, smelled that perfect fragrance that seemed to dust all the soft fabrics in the place.
Before you knew what you’d done, you had so many options thrown over your arm that it was starting to ache.
You stopped looking, headed to a dressing room to try and narrow down your search. Some of them were automatic no’s, the cut not flattering or the color clashing with the undertones in your skin.
But there were three winners - a tight green one that hugged your curves, a casual denim overall number that would look adorable with the right shirt, and a blue sundress that tied into a bow at the back, the fabric brushing your upper thighs.
You snapped pictures in each one, knowing Ethan would help you decide. Your bet was on the green one - he was a man, after all. But his response just made you roll your eyes.
you look hot as fuck
buy all three
no
yes
they’re expensive
I didn’t ask how much they cost. You like them all. therefore, you buy them all
it’s simple really
ethan
y/n
just tell me which one is your favorite please
if you don’t buy all three i’m just gonna go back and buy them for you later
or I’ll order them and have them shipped to the house
stop
getting online now 😌
stop it
placing an order 😌 😌
ethan grant
last chance
fine
im sticking my tongue out at you. you can’t see it but I am
ouch, im hurt
are you headed home after you buy them?
well I’m sure as hell not spending anymore money, so yeah. why?
just wondering where my girl’s gonna be. drive safe. you took the tesla right?
of course I did.
good. hurry home. but don’t hurry too much. safety first
You quirked an eyebrow at the last text - he was being so odd. He’d only been gone for two days, usually it wasn’t this bad for him. Who knew what he’d be like tomorrow before he got home.
Changing back into your clothes in a hurry, you put your rejects out on the return rack and carried your three choices to the register, trying not to listen to the total before you put Ethan’s card in the reader.
You left the mall swiftly after that, trying to ignore the eyes on you. In reality, no one was probably looking at you, but you felt like everyone was staring as you carried your expensive bag and got in a fucking tesla. You never understood how Gray and E could walk around with such expensive things and not be fazed in the slightest.
The drive home took longer than you would have liked considering the traffic you got caught in, but you just turned your music up, humming along as you crawled down the road towards your exit. When you finally got there you let the tesla take over, pulling you off the interstate and starting down the smaller roads that led to the house.
Your first clue was when the song changed. At first you didn’t think much of it - you had every Harry song saved to your library, it wasn’t unusual for one to come up.
But then, one verse into Fine Line, it skipped, the intro of Two Ghosts starting. 30 seconds later? Falling started to play through the car.
“What the fuck?” You muttered, quickly switching off autopilot, afraid that the car may be glitching. It was only a few more minutes until you got to the house, and in that time the song switched again twice, all Harry songs.
When you pulled into the driveway and put the car in park, your phone buzzed with your second clue.
welcome home baby
omg are you watching the cameras? that’s creepy as fuck
also the tesla just got super weird but I swear I didn’t fuck up your car
just come inside
You obliged, grabbing your bag and heading into the house.
Clue number three was that the pasta boxes you’d left on the counter were gone, put away no doubt on the shelf that you couldn’t reach. You froze.
Someone was in the house.
You only had a moment to be scared before Ethan appeared around the corner, your favorite grin adorning his face.
“Boo.”
You dropped the bag, running the few steps it took to get to him before you threw your arms around him, breathing him in as he hugged you to him tightly.
“You guys weren’t supposed to be home until tomorrow!”
“Caught an early flight so I could surprise my girl. Gray and Ster are still in Arizona.” He leaned back so you could look at him, shrugging as if it was no big deal that he’d cut his trip short just to come home to see you.
“Didn’t you have stuff you needed to do?”
“No, we knocked it out today.”
“Then why didn’t Grayson come ba-”
His lips were on yours then, catching your words as he kissed you hard, a hand coming up to your cheek, thumb running over your cheekbone. “Are you gonna keep asking me questions, or are you gonna let me actually surprise you.”
“There’s more?” The butterflies that only he could bring fluttered in your stomach, and you bit your lip, looking up at him. He leaned down past you, reaching for the bag you’d dropped, placing it back in your hands.
“Maybe. Go put on one of your new dresses, then come out back.” He pressed a quick kiss to your lips before he let go. “Hurry.”
“Okay!” You were practically giddy as you hurried back to Ethan’s room, laying the dresses out on the comforter and trying to decide on one. It took a few minutes, a few switches of holding them up to you in the mirror before you settled on the blue sundress, situating the big sewed bow in the middle of your back. It had a built in bra that was surprisingly comfortable, making it the easiest choice.
Shoving your dresses back in the bag, you didn’t even bother with shoes. You just headed straight for the backyard - but you froze in the living room, taking in the sight through the doors.
The sun was setting on the horizon, painting the sky a baby purple, the clouds a pop of pink as they floated, scattered around. The city was starting to light up below you, and the moon hung high above it. But your eyes were on something - someone - entirely different.
Ethan was standing in the grass, wearing one of his nice pairs of shorts and a short sleeve patterned button down - you hadn’t even noticed his outfit earlier, you’d been too excited to see him. He was holding a bouquet of sunflowers in his hands, the petals bright yellow even in the dim light.
He caught sight of you through the glass and immediately hid the flowers behind his back as he stood up straight and smiled like a guy coming to the front door to pick you up for prom.
You pulled the door open, stepping out into the cool California air. It felt almost cold against your flushed cheeks as Ethan looked you up and down, letting out a low whistle.
You just laughed, stopping a few steps in front of him and waiting for whatever he had planned.
He whipped the flowers around with a grin, holding them out for you with one hand, leaving his other arm tucked behind him. “Happy concert night!”
What you didn’t see was the remote in his other hand. He clicked it with his thumb, and the whole back yard lit up. There were twinkling christmas lights lining the roof and wrapping around the tree to the side of the house. He’d brought out Grayson’s projector and pointed it at a white sheet he’d hung up - you watched it for a moment, laughing when you realized it was projecting a slideshow of the pictures you two had taken together over the last year. And finally, you noticed the speakers had turned on, starting to play one of your favorite songs. Sweet Creature.
“E-”
“I know it got rescheduled, and we’ll have so much fun when we go. But, I still wanted to make tonight special. So, it’s kinda just date night, but... Harry Styles edition?”
Closing the gap with a few steps you threw your arms around his neck, flowers and all, so you could kiss him.
“I love you so much,” were the only words you could find, and you hoped he knew how much you truly meant them.
“Love me enough to dance with me?”
You froze at that - you weren’t much of a slow dancer, and Ethan had even less experience than you did. But the thought of staying so close to him made your heart flutter, so you nodded, letting go for a moment so you could sit the flowers down safely in the grass.
He pulled you back into his arms, hands settling on your waist as yours went around his neck. His fingertips ghosted over the bare skin on your back below the bow, sending shivers up your spine.
It didn’t matter that Sweet Creature was a tiny bit fast for a slow dance - the two of you weren’t doing more than swaying back and forth anyways, foreheads touching, totally lost in each other.
He spun you a few times, even throwing in a little dip that made you both laugh before he kissed you, leaving you a bit breathless when he pulled you back up to standing.
“You bring me home,” he sang, slightly off pitch and so quiet you could barely hear, but it was so sweet that it even brought a few tears to your eyes. You blinked them away so you could see his face as you both smiled.
The energy picked up a bit as the songs continued to shuffle, Carolina coming on next. You both jumped around hand in hand, looking like total idiots you were sure, stomachs sore from laughing at and with each other by the end. You paused a few times throughout the next songs to watch the slideshow, laughing at some of the pictures he’d chosen, remembering the stories behind them.
When Sunflower came on, Ethan opened his arms again for a dance and you quirked an eyebrow.
“You know, Mr. Styles doesn’t have as many romantic songs as I thought he did. This one’s not bad though,” Ethan mumbled as the two of you swayed back and forth quickly, spinning around and around.
“This song isn’t even romantic, it’s about him missing his ex,” you explained.
“You analyzed those lyrics hard huh.”
“Oh don’t act like you haven’t dissected every Cudi song five times over.” You squinted your eyes at him in accusation and he just laughed.
“Touché, touché. Maybe the sunflowers weren’t the best Harry related gesture then huh.”
“I still think they’re beautiful,” you reassured him.
“Thought it would kinda be weird to give you a watermelon. Though, I guess that would have sent a much clearer message.”
The mischief in his eyes told you he knew exactly what that song was about.
“A little on the nose, don’t yah think?” You scrunched up your nose at him as if to prove your point. He reached out for your hand and you laced your fingers with his.
“Never.”
And then he was walking, half pulling half guiding you back into the house, through the glass doors, down the hallway, into the bedroom. Your skin was hot, partially from the change in temperature, partially from the hands that were wandering over your skin as soon as the door was closed.
Ethan’s hands traced down your arms, fingertips over skin, then over fabric when he got to your waist, further down to your thighs and then you were gasping as he found his way under your skirt. His hands spread out, large and commanding over your ass, resting there for a moment, squeezing before he moved north, fingers hooking into your panties, guiding them down until they fell off and you could step out of them.
Your fingers found the buttons of his shirt, blindly undoing them as he kissed you. You found yourself pausing, hands tracing over the new yet familiar skin that revealed itself with each one you managed to loosen until finally, finally it was open and you could push it off his shoulders.
His hand found the bow, roughly starting to tug until you reached back and caught him.
“Baby don’t pull. It’s sewed, it doesn’t come undone,” you cautioned, barely pulling back, unwilling to put any space between the two of you.
“Stupid,” he grumbled, pouting a bit until he realized that he could pull the fabric off your shoulders, freeing your chest. He hummed a bit in satisfaction, hands moving to squeeze your tits, and then he was kissing them, sinking lower, lower until his knees hit the floor.
“Oh fuck,” you squeaked, knowing exactly what was about to happen.
Ethan looked up at you from his knees with a teasing grin and a quirked eyebrow, waiting for your permission. You nodded, trying to breathe as his hands ghosted up your thighs, up to your hips.
And then he ducked his head so he could get under the fabric of your skirt, ready to get to work.
Your knees buckled as soon as you felt him, tongue warm and flat against you. One of his hands came down, tracing over your skin until he got to your calf, lifting it just barely and pushing it out to widen your stance.
You whimpered as he sped up, his satisfied hums adding to the sensation in a way that had your legs starting to shake already. Your hands dropped to his head, and you pushed the fabric off the top of it so you could get to his hair, tugging. It just made him go harder, burying himself deeper. You folded forward, bracing on his shoulders, overwhelmed as you alternated holding you breathe and gasping for air, squirming.
“E, Ethan stop, my legs are gonna give out, wait,” you gasped, pulling on his hair.
He paused, ducking out from under your dress and smiling up at you, lips swollen and pride booming.
“That’s the best compliment you’ve ever given me I think. But I’m not done yet, lay down.”
You did as he said, turning around and climbing onto the middle of the bed before collapsing onto your back, rolling over and looking for him. Ethan was one second behind you, crawling above you to hover over you then duck down to kiss you hard yet somehow sweet at the same time.
It was instinct to reach down to his waist, let your fingers ghost over his waistband, tuck underneath it in a blind search. He sucked in a breath through his teeth when you wrapped your fingers around the tip. He shook his head at you, making you pout.
“Tonights about you, not me.”
“But I want to.”
“Raincheck. Best fucking raincheck ever, but raincheck. Just lemme take care of you.”
He kisses you until you forget your argument - you’re putty in his hands as his lips trail back down. He pushes all the fabric of your dress together so it’s just a band around your tummy and then he picked up where he left off.
“Fuck E, just like that, oh god.” You were squirming again in a matter of moments, his stubble rough against your thighs as he worked you over. He felt your body tense up under his hold, smiling as he gave it all he had, giving that extra little push that sent you tumbling, clenching, writhing over the edge.
He peppered kisses to your thighs as you caught your breath, and then he reached up, fists closing around all the fabric of your dress.
“Lift your hips up,” he instructed, waiting for you to bridge up so he could wiggle the dress off over your hips. He tossed it towards the closet, moving back up towards your face, bed dipping down with his weight.
“No fair,” you pouted, reaching down to tug at his shorts and boxers.
“And I’m the impatient one.”
He stood back up off the bed, quickly shoving down the clothing he had left and stepping out of it.
“Much better.” You grinned wide when you saw he was blushing at your words. “C’mere.”
He happily listened, crawling back above you and dropping a bit of his weight down as he sunk to his forearms.
“So missionary is the way to your heart huh? So vanilla.” He bumped his nose against yours.
“You have a pretty face, sue me,” you laughed, bringing your hands up to his neck and pulling him down for a kiss as he dropped his hips, searching for just a moment before he pushed inside.
You’d lost count of how many times the two of you had been just like this, intertwined and enthralled with each other, but you knew you’d never get tired of it as long as you lived.
“I love you.” It came out as a breath when he bottomed out, his lips resting on your shoulder, back curled up at an angle that let you feel every muscle, every ridge of his body.
“I love you. You’re my dream, you know that?” He started to rock his hips, unwilling to go too far from you as you clung to his back, relishing in the feeling of him on you, in you, all around you.
This would always be your favorite way to be with him - sweet and soft, just your bodies together, nothing else. You couldn’t think of anything better.
He shifted just barely, thrusting in at a different angle. You knew he was searching, and you gasped when he brushed against your g spot, your whole body shuddering.
“There she is,” he whispered, a prideful grin on his face as he hit it over and over. Watching you come undone below him would always be one of his favorite views. “Look at me baby, I wanna see you.”
You did your best in your blissed out state to listen to him, turning your head from where it had fallen against the pillow to look at him while he picked up pace. Your legs curled around his back, holding him to you, urging him as deep as he could go as you chased the orgasm that was building in your gut.
He stared at you for a few moments, and then as if he couldn’t help it he ducked down to kiss you, open mouthed and rough as he pulled his hips back, thrusting forward with more force than he’d used yet.
“Oh fuck Ethan, fuck,” you moaned, holding onto him for dear life. When he snaked one hand between the two of you to find your clit, you were done for.
His breath caught in his throat as you clenched around him and you heard the whimpers through your cloudy haze, mixtures of pleasure and your name as he came undone, hip stuttering and then stopping when he finally hit his high.
Once he’s caught his breath he rolls the both of you over so you’re resting on his chest, listening to his heart rate settle back down under your ear.
“I’m so glad you came home early,” you sighed, hugging his bare torso as he chuckled.
“Me too baby. Me too.”
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Three Cheese Commentary: An exercise in utility
I really shouldn’t complain about contests being popular with people.
Still, what a way for the year’s contests to start. A heckuva lot of entries for a very hard prompt makes me feel good, in an odd way. I have a hypothesis that the clarity of directions and the examples provided were enough to make it feel as though there was a low barrier to entry. It’s interesting and kind of my fault that a lot of mythic legendary creatures found their way in. Ah well. Lessons learned.
If you’re reading this, I want to give you a little hint: we love hard decisions. If your cards really are brilliant, if you do your best to improve with each and every entry, if you listen to the commentary and submit the best possible card, then our jobs as judges would be nail-bitingly hard. And I love that. I love having to sigh wistfully and move a card from “winners” to “runners-up.” I love praising cards that contest for coolness in their spaces. In short: you don’t have to listen to us specifically because, well, we’re not professionals, but if you tweak the tweaks and polish on your polish, then—well, the goal is that you grow as designers and in your understanding of the game. And that you’ll have fun along the way.
For every card, I’m going to converse with the intent, talk about where improvements can be made and what might have gone wrong, and then go through wording nitpicks (another part of what makes cards hard, heh. You gotta do design AND cost AND flavor without committee). Cards with JUDGE PICK are personal favorites that for whatever reason either didn’t meet the criteria for winners or just tickled my fancy despite being some kind of not-there-in-certain-ways. Or maybe they just got pushed out of runners-up because of space. See? Hard decisions.
Let’s talk about some cards:
@aethernalstars — Anurid Matriarch
Intent: The Matriarch feels like a casual build-around-me keyword card with some connection to the Anurids of Dominaria. There are only two frogs with reach (and none with first strike) to date but this isn’t supposed to be a tribal card, is it. Not like that, anyway. Giving keywords those ups makes sense. Token generation is pretty solidly GW, giving them flying is WU, sure. First strike to double feels distinctly white. I imagine this card as a casual build-around-me or a token generator. Five mana for a 1/1 token ain’t bad.
Improvement: I have no idea what this card really wants to be. First strike doesn’t see anything outside of white, and reach doesn’t see much inside white. Or blue, for that matter. The flying makes sense for blue but this whole card doesn’t feel cohesive in terms of colors or identity. I did my Anurid research and I don’t see any precedent for this. Frog beasts are cool but… Well, this card answers the question of “why” with “just because.” I don’t fully understand the niche it’s trying to fill or the environment in which it wants to exist. If you’re gonna make a Frog build-around-me, lean into that. If you’re gonna make a keyword tribal card, focus on just one. If you want to make it color-balanced, look at what everything could do together for a flavorful feel.
Nitpicks: Flying comes before double strike.
Amarinthe — Rashmi, Enlivened Artificer
Intent: Temur has a pseudo-foothold in Kaladesh mechanically, so I’m not surprised that Rashmi’s here doing her thing. Giving your cards Jump-start is interesting, as UR has a sort of flashback mechanic, plus the lands from the graveyard work into green quite well. What I really like is the way that the Crucible effect interacts with jump-start. That’s pretty cool design chops. I can see this in a supplemental Commander sphere or even as a Standard mythic for a three-color archetype. It doesn’t seem exceptionally broken on either front. From a purely mechanical perspective, I think you made an awesome card.
Improvement: This card perhaps feels RUG, but it 100% doesn’t feel like Rashmi or a druid. Elves can be artificers on Kaladesh, and that’s not an issue, but you call her an artificer, you type her as a druid (which yes, was her original type when she was more druidic), and you give her a primary ability that’s got basically nothing to do with artifacts or druidic principles. The lands work great with the druid part, but the flavor could be sorted out. I would take out “jump-start” as a keyword and just work in the wording “you may cast from your graveyard” etc., make a new character, and flavor them appropriately. The flavor text should complement the mechanics; as it is, I’m not certain.
Nitpicks: “jump-start” should be lowercase, but it doesn’t really matter if you do end up taking it out.
@arashisann — Yurlok’s Conflux
Intent: With Yurlok being a new commander hotness, I can see the intent of this card as a Jundian standard/supplemental addendum. The lava flow makes mountains, then the second ability...represents something predatory? And the last is Jund destruction. The R>B>G makes sense there.
Improvement: I don’t know if this card is necessary salvageable as-is; you might be better off making two or three separate cards if you want to show this character. When making a saga, you have to tell a story in a limited form, and it’s hard, absolutely! You represented the lava flow in the first ability quite well, and I do like that a lot. The creature and artifact sacrifice isn’t indicative of anything that I can follow story-wise. Reading the wiki I understand the way that you might want to represent the Thrash dying or Esper being invaded. I don’t believe this is the way to do it. With the very last sentence not doing anything when you’re sacrificing anyway, I don’t believe the best card for you is a saga at all. How could you tell this in an instant or sorcery card, perhaps? The moment that Yurlok comes over the Esper border?
Nitpicks: “non-Mountain;” the land type should be capitalized in both parts, see Quicksilver Fountain. The ability should also be one word. As I mentioned, removing the counters doesn’t do anything mechanically because it’s sacrificed after resolution. Check the MSE Discord if you want to get your text fixed, BTW. I know how frustrating that can be.
@askkrenko — Etherium Restoration
Intent: You know, even without Ed being there, I’m getting a Bruna-ish feel. That’s not a bad thing, it’s just that UW expensive returning stuff kinda has those associations. The fact that the creature is being restored with etherium though is pretty awesome, and you know what, that alone (the return plus the re-artifacting) is a great way to convey what Esper does and wants to do.
Improvement: The aura and equipment stuff doesn’t grab me, honestly. What do auras have to do with Esper? And the only equipment that I could find that fit was Mask of Riddles. So I’m going to stop here because the obvious answer is that you’re exploring new story design space for what Esper might be. I respect that. With the information we have now, it’s middle-of-the-road. My vote would be to make this (3)(B/W)(U) and make an argument for UW reanimation to artifice overall, then completely drop the aura/equipment part. Plus, gotta say, I know the flavor text is a pop culture thing but you’re messin’ with my favorite plane! Show some respect! /j
Nitpicks: If you do keep that second part, “Aura” and “Equipment” should be capitalized.
@bread-into-toast — Krofor, Corpse Hauler
Intent: It’s a nightmare insect? I’m down. Even without that particular piece of art I can see how people might be afraid of a giant bug. This is pretty evidently a Commander-geared card although I can see how casual brewers might want to throw it down in a combo match and do some graveyard hate. GW graveyard exile and black ability scavaging is pretty cool, so I can see where your intent was with that. Good catch putting “Nightmare” first, too. I almost suggested mixing it around. I like how aggressive this card can be.
Improvement: Firstly, Corpse Hauler is literally another card which already had a self-evident mechanical ability to get creatures back to the hand. Even if it’s an homage, I would distinguish it; besides, it’s not so much “hauling” corpses as it is eating them. Presumably. “All abilities” is a bit of a slippery slope, too. Activated abilities is one thing, but all abilities whatsoever? I’m uncertain if that’s design space you want to tap into, but don’t pull the trigger. My main issue is that you have the activated ability cost “X and W, B or G.” I understand what you were trying to do but that that point you might as well just have it be “1X.” There wouldn’t be anything stopping you from making that mana already. In short, rectify the name to fit flavor, change the ability cost, and be wary of weird interactions with abilities.
Nitpicks: “Lifelink” and “Vigilance” should be lowercase ‘l’ and ‘v’ respectively. The X in the rules text of the activated ability should also be spelled out and not a mana symbol. You can change this in MSE by highlighting, then going to the star next to the bold/italic toggle and turning it off.
@col-seaker-of-the-memiest-legion — Sevala, Exiled Naturalist
Intent: I read up on what happened with Selvala after the events of the first Conspiracy set, and I see how you set off to mimic that, but then I saw the note about the Timeshifting, and yeah, I guess that works.. The green landfall, the red flashback and the white Path come across well. I suppose this is more of an eternal-themed card, although I could be wrong.
Improvement: Yeah, technically there’s nothing stopping you from having a noncreature card as a partnerable card. I’m trying to be diplomatic about the implications, though. Okay. So Selvala’s white aspect was introduced in the first Conspiracy set as she was heavily connected to the citizens of Paliano and worked as a community diplomat against the establishment. She forged a stronger connection to nature and thus became more green in her overhaul of the city. Path to Exile is not in her wheelhouse. She does not exile; she parlays, communes with creatures, seeks out new futures. What exiling magic does she have? What judgement? It doesn’t exist in her character, nor does the redness. Frankly landfall doesn’t really fit her character as well. The point is that even if a character could have a partner that’s a concept (which is antithetical to the mechanic as a whole), the spell you have chosen contrasts with Selvala instead of complementing her. And what does she have to do with flashback anyway? To improve this card, completely restart the conceptual process.
Nitpicks: The character’s name is misspelled.
@deafeningsandwichpeach — Ilharg, the Craze-Boar
Intent: Ha, I get it. I’m going to go out on a huge limb here, because I mean as much as I like all of this I get the feeling that either the name or art came before the full concept. Nothing wrong with that, because ultimately the card is good. SO. Either this is designed for a Timeshifted set where something really awful happens to our poor Boar God, or, well, something really bad DID happen to him somehow. I’m not sure what the land return represents flavorfully but it’s fine mechanically. The creature return as well is BR and I’m down for that, strong as it is. This card evokes the colors in a way that makes it slightly different than Jund; maybe it’s the art but I’m getting Innistrad vibes from him, the madness returning, the pain going on inside his head. It’s neat. Again, massive stretch though, let’s be real.
Improvement: And with that in mind, I wouldn’t have made him Ilharg. Honestly, this should’ve been a new character, and I would have been a lot more generous. I don’t really get what Ilharg as a whole even in an alternate timeline has to do with lands returning considering that he’s a big ol’ nasty city destroyer. Mechanically, this card needs to cost like EIGHT mana. The card you return from your graveyard to the battlefield stays there, and with a big enough graveyard you don’t have to worry about getting things from your hand anymore. Turns 1-4 dump all your creatures, turn five get the best of them if not earlier? Pretty busted in any format. For eight mana I wouldn’t complain.
Nitpicks: “up to two land cards,” not “lands.” Question: why isn’t he a God?
@deg99 — Radiant Return (JUDGE PICK)
Intent: Black reanimation, white attachment, red hastiness. All the colors are definitely there! There’s something Mardu-not-Mardu about this RWB card, and I think I like it. I could see it as a standard card, definitely, or as a commander staple for a really interesting commander. I’m honestly not sure exactly what kind of deck would really appreciate this card right now! Keskit/Akiri? The Auras part is a little more interesting. Ardenn/Vial...Smasher? The fact that it defies current archetypes but still makes sense is very cool to me. I also wonder what a standard expansion in which RWB auraquipment is an archetype would look like now.
Improvement: A little flavor text could make this work one degree better. It’s really on me that you went into the future with this card, isn’t it. There’s no major improvement to be made besides that. Consider contextualizing for future contests, perhaps? When necessary, anyway.
Nitpicks: “Return target...to the battlefield, then attach any number of Auras and/or Equipment you control to it...etc.” Don’t need the trigger.
@demimonde-semigoddess — Seaglide Whaler
Intent: A pirate’s life for me! So we got an aggressive tempo-y pirate person with a decent couple of sharpshooter abilities. Blue sirens are certainly reasonable, as are Grixis pirates. I like the notion that it has to attack to “survey” and then take whatever shots it makes. I don’t think Ixalan could have had this card but honestly the future is a place where anything could happen.
Improvement: The problem with these colors is that in practical terms, the second mode is strictly black and yet can be played in an Izzet deck. Hybrid is a weird mistress. As much as these abilities might neatly tie into the three colors, hybrid makes deck construction nearly impossible. You can have a pinger in UB or a Fatal Blow in UR, both of which are either severe bends or breaks. Making this a straight UBR 3/1 flier could have been okay, perhaps, or having on-color activations, but as it is now, hybrid makes things hard. Consider looking at a Venn diagram between UB and UR to consider more appropriate abilities?
Nitpicks: Kathari Bomber implies the second mode to be “...damage this turn and sacrifice Seaglide Whaler.”
@dimestoretajic — The Dark Tendril
Intent: Sultai skulk-lord could be a fun card to open and build around in limited, and a BUG defender-y deck could have some fun application. I like how you’ve made the new character and sort of done another take on treefolk.
Improvement: For this contest, I don’t feel a strong color balance in this card. Skulk was a weird black/blue centered mechanic, sure, and green assigns the toughness, but… This feels like it’s trying to make skulk look cool rather than address the issue that skulk was just plain not a good mechanic. I get where the color weight is supposed to be but the whole thing is shadowed by that underlying desire. If this card had just been “Creatures you control can’t be blocked by creatures with greater power” and the other stuff, on a name/type that was more resonant, then I think it could have been a stronger contender. I don’t understand the world in which “The Dark Tendril” lives. I don’t understand why it’s a treefolk. I would get rid of naming skulk, make the type more apparent, and give the character some character.
Nitpicks: Three-colored cards really should have a gold border, not a hybrid one. Also, promo frames tend not to have flavor text (with exceptions for cards with no rules text like Memnite).
@driftingthruthecosmos — Ulti, Sudden Conjurer
Intent: I like that triggered ability because it’s got some smooth flow over it. GU has its flash aspect, but black also likes destructive instants, and then the Disentomb-effect fits nicely into a payoff that feels black for sure. I also like how you’re using the three colors to push the card into a really neat 3/3 aggressive creature. Flash and deathtouch literally only show up together in these three colors but not together—and here you are changing that on a powerful legend!
Improvement: But the fact that she can only return creatures with flash is kind of a bummer. Sure there are plenty of cards that could work with her, and having some Ambush Viper casual tribal wouldn’t be too bad, but it’s still limiting. I would have implied that she works with flash, or let players work with flash, without being so specific about it, and I feel that the card would be improved with implied flash tribal over explicit in this case. Additionally, what on earth is that last ability doing? Each end step, you have to sacrifice a creature or lose one of your potential targets for her trigger? I have the feeling that you may have been too cautious to push power levels here. If you want to limit her, have it be “Whenever you cast your first spell during each opponent’s turn…” or something, and axe that last part.
Nitpicks: “unless you sacrifice a nontoken creature.” Full stop, you can never sacrifice creatures you don’t control so adding “you control” is redundant.
@dumbellsndragons — Gorvax, Lich of the Horde
Intent: It’s a Mardu zombie orc wizard. At this point, you’re already doing something right for the Timmies out there. The first ability has Tainted Remedy plus some crazy draw after that, and oh man, it’s begging to be punishing. “I’m gonna Heliod’s Intervention you. Deck yourself. Runeflare Trap. Molten Psyche.” But also, that second ability? You can Bolt during an opponent’s turn and turn it into a one-red-mana Ancient Craving. For mythic, to build around? I honestly think that that’s perfectly fine. And insanely powerful.
Improvement: There’s weird stuff going on, but the hard part is that I don’t know if there’s things to improve. Giving your spells lifelink has Jeskai precedent, but it’s not NOT black. Doing a little digging, I can see that there are indeed zombies and even liches on Tarkir, but only in Sultai… But there’s no reason that the Mardu wouldn’t have them, right? Hm, maybe “Victory or Death” gets muddled here. Wizard, though, that’s a sticking point. And frankly, the whole “Lich” thing. I don’t see the lichiness in the abilities or the wizardry in the Mardu. You know what would be dumb fun? Ditching the Mardu aspect and making this WUBR. Wouldn’t fit the contest but what a friggin’ commander.
Nitpicks: None!
@emmypupcake — Knight of Summer’s Vigor
Intent: I was surprised to see that there are actually quite a few green Knights. It makes sense, of course, considering both Eldraine and Bant and Selesnya. So yeah, an elf knight who makes more knights? This is a powerful card with some crazy abilities if it gets out of control at all, but the color restrictions and the lack of substantial evasion ensure that it’s not busted out of the gate. The name’s pretty good, too! Oh, Knight of New Alara...
Improvement: For this contest, I don’t feel color blending as much. Tokens with GW and knights with R(W) are fine, yeah, but aside from that, the colors of the tokens and the general feeling of the card isn’t enough to really excite me. I do want to see a set in which this card could exist, perhaps, with multicolored knights and elves and whatnot. I don’t have any real improvements for this card; I just don’t think it stands out against some of the weirdness. Keep it around and add some flavor text. Consider: what would you like for this set to be? In what world would these knights exist? Why is summer important?
Nitpicks: “Whenever,” not “when.” See Pollenbright Wings
@evscfa1 — Estrid, the Unmasker
Intent: The Commander sets with shard Planeswalkers did give us a lot to work with but not a lot of extra stuff, so it makes sense that people might pick up on them for the contest. White auras, exile, and taxing all make sense mechanically. I feel that this is more standard than supplemental, a little weirdness for the way that the specific tokens and all would want to work. I don’t mind that part, honestly. Bringing Estrid back would be fine by me, even as monocolored.
Improvement: Because, well, this is a mono-white card. The +1 creates white Auras (that don’t do anything, so that’s an issue), the -2 is close to Generous Gift, and the -8 is an enchantment-oriented Hum of the Radix, like a twist between Sphere of Safety and Aura of Silence. None of these abilities feel anything but white. The emblem is arguably UW, but not by much. With Auras that don’t do anything and a color identity that doesn’t mechanically contribute to the card, I feel that you can either keep her and buff some of the abilities or try to make her feel more in line with the contest, which you don’t really have to do at this point. I’m also worried about the name and the ability tie-ins. Estrid doesn’t “unmask” at all, does she? She’s a mask user, not a revealer of truth or any of the things “unmasking” would imply. Why would she make a False Mask? Is this some alternate storyline? If so, I don’t really understand what changed, or why.
Nitpicks: “*Its controller” in the -2, “*get an emblem” in the -8.
@fractured-infinity — Rhythm of Death (rare)
Intent: Red (/black) gains first strike, black (/green) has deathtouch, green (/red kind of) has lure. Everything’s coming together in a kind of keyword soup, so that’s all well and good! In limited someone who opens this will be very, very happy to make people cry. In casual Commander, it’s sure to help make negotiations.
Improvement: In terms of this contest, yeah, this isn’t really buttering my radishes. It’s there, it’s pretty standard, and it makes sense. There are two cards that have first strike and deathtouch and four more that can gain it naturally and all but one are in those colors. And that wouldn’t be a problem if this card was presented differently. I’m ignoring the art for now because it’s actually distracting here. What is the “rhythm?” Is something being given the rhythm? What’s repeating, cycled, constant? What about a rhythm gives the creature these abilities? Change the name, flavor it up, get some text in there, and use blank art.
Nitpicks: “Enchant creature (lowercase) >> Enchanted creature has first strike and deathtouch, and must be blocked if able.” Take that with a grain of salt, though. Protective Bubble might have it say “Enchanted creature must be blocked if able and has first strike and deathtouch.” Or you can cut the middleman and make it two lines: “Enchanted creature has first strike and deathtouch. // Enchanted creature must be blocked if able.”
@gollumni — Exotic Wings
Intent: It’s interesting that we have two back-to-back “must be blocked” cards (hm, no shorthand?) in a row, both Auras no less, but very different. I like your flavor use with the wings being a status symbol, bright and glittery, and therefore turning the creature into irresistible prey of sorts. Aura colors are good, and the solid green effect is in there as well. The mechanics fit a pretty standard-ly powerful draft uncommon that can be used for beating down when necessary.
Improvement: I’m 90% sure that right now GW doesn’t get flying by itself anymore, or at least very rarely. Pollenbright Wings and Shield of the Oversoul exist, so I’m on the fence. Maybe I’m biased with recent printings, but for two mana I’m not sure it’s what GW would need. That said, I’m sure there’s dissent and arguments to be made, and yes, I know its full color identity includes blue; this is pragmatic. I think this could have been solidly WUG with another buff, perhaps, but that just would have made it favorable for this contest and honestly it’s up to playtesting to see if those colors need a cheap flying aura. But the wings. The flavor. I… So these wings belong to birds, naturally? Who is summing this enchantment for mating? This is some kind of buff or boon that most any creature could have so in what world is some enchant-o-mancer giving “do me” wings to Mx. Passerby?? But, this may be just a quirk of the game, yeh?
Nitpicks: None!
@hiygamer — Etherium Replicator (JUDGE PICK)
Intent: Major kudos for making my look up Prototype Portal and seeing that my gut was wrong and that you DID use the right wording! This is a super-Esper card, more than any of the imprinted cards and honestly a great use of the art. Thopter Foundry is a great card but this one isn’t a bad use and would kind of make sense. Now, I’m not going to put this in improvements, because I want to ask a question: could this card be just plain UW? Possibly, but also consider: this card could be just a straight-up artifact as well, and it feels better how it is now. Why? Because the black invokes a different feeling. It invokes consumption, recycling, progress, larceny, calculation. It’s a very blue side of black. And it also feels, well, Esper! Its an established use of theme!... Honestly it’s probably more that. But I like it anyway. I’d say my bias was showing but none of the winners necessarily invoked Alara straight-up so thpt.
Improvement: There are mostly just wording errors. To be honest, if you’re getting something big, could this card be three mana? That’s probably pushing it, but worth testing. Multicolor custom cube time.
Nitpicks: “enterS the battlefield” (tense), “artifact or creature” (instead of the other way around), and most importantly: “Create a token that’s a copy of A CARD exiled with Etherium Replicator” etc. Because you can copy the ETB trigger and/or use shenanigans to exile other cards.
@hypexion — Ferrari, Sharp Scrapper
Intent: Well if my eyes don’t deceive me, it’s another Esper card! And an artifact-y card? Hm, artifact-enchant-y card. It’s easy to see the designation between colors, with self-mill and the lifegain going into black but leaning towards all three colors, the second ability being straight Disenchant, and the last one being an interesting UB pseudo-reanimation on the cheap, which is super interesting and aggressive. I can see this card intended as either a standard staple or being used as a supplemental planeswalker face card. There’d be a heavy amount of artifacts and enchantments for sure, probably artifact creatures.
Improvement: Did I miss something? When did WUB start caring about enchantments as a multicolor wedge identity? Alela and Zur have their thing, sure, but are those the baseline now? I’m more head-scratching and 0% mad, honestly. As a flavorful card, though, I’m not sure what you’re conveying exactly. So they get rid of stuff and they’re happy when they find garbage, but sometimes they want to scrap things they don’t like, but then they can recreate some of your garbage? Let’s back up and say that this card isn’t a Scrapper and that they’re an artifact/enchantment person. In the most general sense, I don’t really feel a harmony of ideas. The card feels one-note, like there’s very little to do besides abuse the -2 ability and maybe the -1 to get rid of some big thing on the table. The +1 exists to serve the -2, and the -1 feels like it’s trying to be protective for protection’s sake. I don’t know why this character does the things they do through the card. As utility planeswalkers become more abundant, the things they do have to be more resonant; imagine a fully-built world and put your card in the middle. No card is a metaphorical island.
Nitpicks: I think (maybe) that the +1 could be: “Mill up to three cards, then you gain 3 life for each artifact and/or enchantment card milled this way.”
@i-am-the-one-who-wololoes — Corpse Spell
Intent: I think you made this very apparent. As a counterspell, it does the job well, and then it lets you get an idea for free! The choice of casting a noncreature spell is particularly interesting, as it plays into this weird and not-really-that-common theme of transfiguration. Obviously polymorphing appears in blue and red but it feels black because of the flavor you’ve chosen to convey. That’s a great job.
Improvement: The big mechanical thing is that I would 100% make this let you case an instant, sorcery or creature instead of just a “noncreature spell.” These colors don’t really feel like they could transmute a creature into something that’s not an idea or, well, a corpse, and it really seems as though that’s the idea you’re going for. The big flavor thing, though, is the name. I really and truly don’t know what you’re trying to convey. Now, I’m aware that English isn’t your first language, and that’s a barrier that I’m not sure how to cross for this kind of criticism. “Corpse Spell” seems like a playtest name. As a concept, this card is great. As a submission, I’m still having to extrapolate a lot; most importantly, it doesn’t tell me how the caster is using the magic to turn a creature into something else. Work on telling that story, and when possible, use native speakers to help get ideas across.
Nitpicks: I think the wording would be: “Counter target creature spell. You may cast target noncreature card with converted mana cost less than or equal to that spell’s converted mana cost from your graveyard without paying its mana cost, and if that card would be put into your graveyard this turn, exile it instead.” Because if you exile it as it resolves and it’s, like, an artifact or planeswalker, what’s the point? Hence my note about instants/sorceries and maybe other creatures.
@ignorantturtlegaming — Draxys, Scourge Eternal
Intent: This card absolutely fits the elemental shell. It feels to me like a standard or CMR-style bomb mythic that hits the table and kinda goes nuts. I mean, it wouldn’t be your commander probably, but in Conspiracy-style? Man. Multiplayer draft, that’s what I mean. It gets cards, it gets counters, it deals damage, then Blitz Hellion-s away. It does indeed feel like a blend of all the crazy things that come in these colors, and you did that much very well. It’s not broken, but it’s powerful, and it’s repeatedly monstrous (not the mechanic, lol) with the fear that it’ll return (until someone Doom Blades it, but that’s the game for ya). Great feeling of a massive beautiful monster.
Improvement: Really, the one thing I would do to improve it would be to consolidate the second and third triggers into “When Draxys enters the battlefield, draw four cards, put four +1/+1 counters on it, then it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of creatures and/or planeswalkers.” No, wait—why not make it an 8/8 and just have it draw cards and deal damage? Because of its massive cost, you’re not gonna play it and then activate Wheel of Fortune in the same turn unless you’re playing some crazy massive game, and then it just shuffles away anyway! So, my suggestion would be to make this one massive bomb when it hits and really get the Timmy out of it.
Nitpicks: None!
@jsands84 — Quarrel, Tariff Enforcer
Intent: The colors are obvious enough, right? A sphinx (blue) based on taxing and punishing (white) to make your opponents lose life (black). Couldn’t be simpler. The color weight is reminiscent of standard cards like Ultimatum cycles but heck, we’ve seen weirder commander cards in the past. I like the fact that even though the color weight is really heavy, the keywords support that kind of aggression without being too overbearing like we’ve seen in other chase rares and mythics.
Improvement: That said, I don’t think it needs that weight at all. 3WUB would have done the exact same and it wouldn’t have looked awkward. Why would it need that weight in the first place? Well, perhaps if it entered the battlefield with an amazing immediate effect. And this card, well, it doesn’t. You have a great eye for flavor and the fact that a legendary (read:uniquely adept) sphinx is enforcing the tax laws of the universe? 10/10. But it doesn’t need that kind of punishment, especially considering, like, the effect really doesn’t come up outside of vintage. So yeah, reduce the weight.
Nitpicks: In the flavor text, “their” referring to the universe is kind of an odd pronoun. With most cases IIRC the concept is objectified instead of personalized, see Aether Adept. (Also there aren’t many cards with ‘universe’ in the flavor text, surprisingly.)
@justincase-1012 — Startling Wisp
Intent: Illusions are almost entirely blue (and one of only two illusions with zero blue in its box is Esper-centric, funnily enough) so that’s all interesting, but this is definitely breaking from the artifact theme and going for color flavor. The fact that it is the one doing the startling is somewhat black, but the discard definitely is. Because of the narrowness of this ability, I feel that it’s intended to be a draft/standard oriented card as opposed to eternal breadth. A 1/1 flying indestructible spirit in these colors is honestly pretty fair and ghostly!
Improvement: This card is too narrow to be common but definitely too specific to be rare, and that narrowness really is...weird. It doesn’t just require noncombat damage, but it requires noncombat damage from creatures. Why? “The next time a source would deal noncombat damage to you or another creature you control this turn” would be perfectly reasonable. Also, why the next phase? Just have it say “Then, if ~ is on the battlefield, return it to its owner’s hand.” The timing doesn’t feel necessary. And honestly, I don’t find this card “startling” much. It’s alluring, certainly, but not startling. Consider renaming and tightening the focus. Too narrow and things just get ugly.
Nitpicks: So you do need “this turn” as I said above, and then looking at other printed oracle text: “that damage is dealt to ~ instead” etc. etc.
@kytheon4-4 — Surrak of New Atarka
Intent: Surrak was a three-color monster the last time we saw him, and he’s back in action now and reclaiming his colors. This is definitely meant to be a commander of sorts, hyper-aggressive with some awesome combat to boot. The first ability’s Gleam of Battle is really aggressively costed here but it makes sense in a timeline when he’s reclaimed some kind of new unity. And of course, the callbacks to both Tarkir timelines is there and well and good. Color-wise, your choice to then go ahead and make a future new timeline is really interesting and I can feel that sort of “new ‘Naya’” blood pumping in Surrak’s veins.
Improvement: The first damage trigger is great, if pretty pushed for Naya colors. The second clause is… Well, call it a “winmore” if you want, but it really is a winmore. Big creatures are big and that’s okay, but if they’re that big and dealing damage, then an indestructible counter is kind of adding insult to injury. And frankly, why not combine these all into one trigger, so that the Gleam ability is just a little less pushed? Whenever the creature deals damage, THEN it gets a counter, and IF it’s four or greater THEN you draw a card, and THEN if it’s eight or greater, something weird happens.
Nitpicks: None!
@mardu-lesbian — Contentious Pair
Intent: A white Soldier, a red Goblin, and a deathtouch counter, and yep, the gang’s all here. Token-making in red and white is pretty standard, a little less for BR and more heavily in the white part of WB, but all the same there’s nothing wrong with that appearing in the three-color combo. It’s interesting you went for a post-Conflux kind of deal with Alara...wedges? Really unique. This is most definitely designed to be a common card for a standard expansion, meant to be drafted and whatnot. It implies a lot about the potential future!
Improvement: I’m unsure how you came up with these colors and creature types. Bant, the shard of soldiers, and Jund, of Goblins, do have one shared color: green. But then this card would have been what, white-green-red? And that’s problematic in another way, and I get that. As it stands, though, this feels heavily weighted towards BR and less towards white, and honestly, this feels definitely uncommon. You get two bodies at instant speed, one of which will most likely destroy an attacking creature. Instant deathtouch isn’t necessarily a bad thing, and it’s been in standard for a bit. The bodies and potential permanent deathtouch when you have an empty board is what raises the complexity. My flavor question: why are they contentious? Makes me feel like we’re seeing the start of the story more than a split-second moment; this card might feel better as an uncommon sorcery.
(Also, I’m just imagining them coming over a mountain at instant-speed during combat, and the soldier and the goblin are just talking about their differences and the goblin is showing off their poison dagger when a beast just WHAMS into them and they both instantly die as the soldier looks on in shock and horror. I do love it when cards tell weird stories.)
Nitpicks: None, I don’t think.
@misterstingyjack — Galtiber, Segovian Titan
Intent: Ah, the memes. Well, still, 1/1 tribal is an interesting take on the whole build-around-me dealio. I can honestly say I’m unsure where this card would fit, but that’s not a bad thing. It feels build-around me, but could it work in a limited environment? You’d need a higher as-fan of 1/1s or tokens, and that’s not a bad thing. Honestly, this card doesn’t feel too bad. He’s a protector and he makes them all work together. It’s a neat little design that captures the diligence, unity and edification of these citizens.
Improvement: I really can’t think of a place where this card would see play, though, and the issue is? There’s no real way to improve that past putting this in a pretty bonkers set where it can either go nuts or be mediocre. There are a lot of cool things you can do with this card, but where does he fit? Segovia is a weird plane and designing for it is hard. I love this card and would love to build with it but the fact is that it’s just going to be weird. I’ll put this in nitpicks, but there’s wording issues. Additionally, talking about the character by name in the flavor text is a little off-putting to me. I’m sure it’s happened before but the story feels like a moment being described more than a character.
Nitpicks: “Creatures you control with base power and toughness 1/1” is the correct way to word these things, Iiii think.
@morbidlyqueerious — Ricantha, Ribbon-Dancer (mythic) (JUDGE PICK)
Intent: As much as this technically could be someone’s general, I like this card as a standard-legal mythic, like Kethis or Yarok. It’s surprisingly easy to understand while being quite powerful in its own way. I wouldn’t call it a Voltron card so much as I would call it a control bomb, certainly for limited. The white-blue deals with the tapping, more the blue with the freezing, and the alluring aspect and keywords fill in the green. It brings a lot of the multicolored feel even with a monocolor activated ability.
Improvement: You know, the flavor almost outshines the color aspect. Looking back I do see the intent, but I’m also mostly seeing an interesting take on the dancing and the enchanting aspect. They’re vigilant, they ‘tie down’ the creatures, and they make other creatures follow them. Honestly, this is a case of “right card wrong contest,” where you made a great card to convey the specific act of ribbon-dancing and a dance leader so much that it overtakes the intent of color. The jokingly biting way of saying this is that you didn’t pander to me as a judge enough (/s). I don’t know about reach; first strike, maybe, to show their agility?
Nitpicks: The combat trigger should be one sentence, see the oracle on Kamigawa snakes.
@mtg-ds — Majak, Revival Instigator (JUDGE PICK)
Intent: Now I wouldn’t call this a gimmick card but I would say that there’s a lot going on here, again, with the flavor. Sacrificing each other creature actually feels white in a Cataclysmic way but with a black edge of making all the zombies. Hasty zombies fills in the red and plays into the instigative aspect, and man, getting everyone out onto the dance floor? I’ll admit that this card is kind of silly with the art, but there’s something unusually cathartic about it. He enters, turns them all into zombies, makes them dance, then whenever someone else dies they join the dance, and when he leaves the music stops. Like, it’s kind of brilliant, how the zombies can’t dance without him. As a flavorful card for a supplemental set I think that you did a fantastic job.
Improvement: My first small note is that the art is again really distracting, and like, I understand that that might’ve been the purpose but “zombie dance party” out of context feels a little unusual, and the name “Revival Instigator” is a touch on the nose. But those are small concerns next to the fact that this card really could have been black/red and wouldn’t have made that much of a difference. Could’ve even kept the Cleric typing. Again, I need to also say that this card is downright fantastic mechanically, but just not quite white there for the purposes of this contest. Keep this card as-is, maybe make him a Human IMO. I don’t have any significant improvements.
Nitpicks: None!
@naban-dean-of-irritation — Tamakoma, Spectral Shiver (JUDGE PICK)
Intent: Clever clogs, I looked up that name and it is indeed fitting! Very clever you are, just as clever as giving the UB flash ninja ETB feeling that strikes fear into the heart of those who don’t know she’s coming. White’s got the spirit flash and indestructible, black’s got deathtouch, flash, AND indestructible, and blue’s got the ninja feeling. Something tells me this would totally be a supplemental card unless Kamigawa goes three-colors, but to be honest I get a MH1 vibe more, and that’s okay too. Major kudos for making me double-check cards like Ambuscade Shaman for this weird wording.
Improvement: I can see how this card would be white flavorfully; I think its just precedent working against you. Because of the way that black has been encroaching upon indestructible in the past couple years, this card could just be blue-black and fit into the ninja feeling just as well. I personally like the white spirit aspect. It’s just not as present here as I would have liked for this contest. Great card, no mechanical improvements.
Nitpicks: I don’t know if “the hollows of the night” are, like, a thing? I don’t know, just as a writer it reads weird to me. One day I’ll be accredited and that won’t seem like such a jackass comment too.
@nine-effing-hells — Llanlaia Rywh, the Inmost Eye
Intent: I like your take on elves here, using the focus and mood to turn the ordinarily green elves into some warrior monastery funky stuff. I’m getting the sense of a cave world, or some kind of twisted plane where expectations are thwarted and the different races of Magic have to find their own kind of way around. Definitely a face card for the tribe in whatever set it’s based in.
Improvement: There’s no blue and black here, or at least I’m not feeling it mechanically, and for this contest that’s the most important thing. Giving a Runed Halo effect on a pump is really darn powerful, and to have this dismiss any damage or removal at instant speed is definitely powerful and definitely white. The concept of looking within for meditation is a bit blue, sure, but I don’t see that expressed on this card as much. I do have some major presentation issues. The name is almost completely unpronounceable, so consider shortening it and cleaning it significantly. The flavor text is also in need of shortening and edits. “Look within to look around.” With a hint that the elves are blind, boom, you’re golden. So: name change, flavor paring, and consider that this card feels overall white. That said, for flavor and balance reasons for this card, keeping those colors is fine. Also consider that this is a really damn powerful beater.
Nitpicks: None that I can tell.
@partlycloudy-partlyfuckoff — Everlasting Forefather
Intent: Here’s the thing: I’ll get to stuff in the ‘improvements’ section but mechanically, this card is really interesting for a number of flavorful reasons. Three-mana 4/3 with mentor is perfectly powerful in these colors, that’s great, flavorfully fine as a forefather. Creating two spirits upon death, awesome, those are the embodiments of his students and ideals, and most importantly, play into the embalm, where his zombie can teach the spirits after death and makes for great flying beaters, AND that Zombie token will make more spirits in remembrance. The use of flavorful mechanics gives it an interesting edge even if all these individual mechanics could be in mono-white.
Improvement: One, I would personally make this a warrior, but that’s super minor. Two… I can’t think of any reason outside a custom set where you’d have three non-evergreen mechanics from three different sets and two different planes on the same card. It feels like a custom card, not in the sense that it’s at all thoughtless or amateurish, because it’s not, but because there’s no way of making these pieces come together in a meaningful way; it feels like you’re removing the restrictions on what can go together for the sake of it. MH1 did have some mechanical mashups and we’ve explored that before. This feels like a bit too much for what we’re looking for. Honestly, for a custom multicolor cube or w/e, keep this card. But you might also want to consider MSE or having someone render for you, because with the VERY necessary rules text, this one takes up a lot of text; no room for flavor, and no need, ‘cause you do it all naturally anyway.
Nitpicks: Mm, none, I don’t think!
@reaperfromtheabyss — Glorified Minddrinker (JUDGE PICK)
Intent: This is definitely asking to be in a standard/draftable set as a tribal beater. You give it evasion, you use other vampires/warlocks to mess stuff up, you get in, and you drink. BW vampire lifegain meets the milling, and there you have it. What I really like is the fact that it’s “any card,” like Bloodchief Ascension, but that feels blue, because they’re drinking from the mind and not just the body, and I dunno, I REALLY like that kind of neat flavor niche. I also love how this makes a really roundabout already-exploited infinite combo with Sanguine Bond and Mindcrank, both of which are halves of other better combos.
Improvement: Mechanically, there’s nothing to improve here, except you might want to consider some kind of evasion. I think there’s just the nitpick of having “Glorified” in there without any understanding of what makes this creature glorified or why. A snippet of flavor could have helped with that, and with only two abilities. I don’t know, this one just didn’t pop to me for some reason. It’s a perfectly fine submission, and it just needs a little more pop.
Nitpicks: None! Nice and clear.
@shootingstarhunter — Storm Key
Intent: I find it interesting that the mana made from sacrificing is red but the abilities have a central Riku-like fascination. This feels like a supplemental card for sure, although I’m sure there are standard shenanigans. It would require a set in which RUG/Temur has an artifact theme and in which giving things storm is on the table. I have the feeling that in a genuinely competitive Maelstrom Wanderer deck that this card could turn a possible win into a guaranteed win. It’s there to help big things be bigger, but without a win-more feel, and I like that.
Improvement: In terms of this contest, it lacks elegance in its cohesion. The flavors don’t necessarily blend as well as they could. There’s a lot of rules text that emphasizes the separation rather than blending it together. My suggestions: Make it just cost RUG, no generic, reword the first ability to be: “When ~ is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, add R for each spell you’ve cast this turn,” and the second ability to “5, T, Sacrifice ~: When you cast your next instant, sorcery or creature spell this turn, copy it for each spell you’ve cast before it this turn.” And then add reminder text about targets and permanents. A tiny bit more flexible and less text, and you can add in some flavor. Personally I don’t really get the “Key” aspect. It feels more like a big machine of sorts.
Nitpicks: Remember to capitalize “Sacrifice” in the ability costs. Second reminder text should be “You don’t choose new targets for the copies.” I think, there’s not much precedent. Check the MSE Discord for tech help in getting your name/type text straightened out if you’d like.
@snugz — Erratic Polymorph (JUDGE PICK)
Intent: This does feel very wild, more of the Temur frontier or even the Ketria triome. Either one of those sets getting a return could have this, or a supplemental draft set on that world, or a commander product aimed at those timelines. This card’s pretty flexible in that sense! The red lack of control over twisty magic is definitely evident, with the green bear and the blue otters as representative of those sides of the wild. I like how you took blue’s natural sense and made it river/forest oriented. Big boys and little boys do different kinds of cool damage. I can dig it! (Although I’m more inclined to bears than otters myself…)
Improvement: I wouldn’t call this “elegant” as a primary adjective for its color balance, even though it’s very neat still overall. The obviousness of green being bears and blue being otters doesn’t take away from the fact that both of them make sense. The long and short is that I don’t have card improvements, and this card’s just for a different contest.
Nitpicks: None-zo
@starch255 — Dopplicant
Intent: Very clever, I see. You used white’s enchantment base for the card type even though it’s a strictly red and blue ability. Copying any spells is on the table now with Lithoform Engine so that makes sense. This could be in just about any set with these colors, and you know what, that’s perfectly fine. Jeskai, Raugrin (ugh), or otherwise, there’s cool stuff happening.
Improvement: With a vague name and flavor, it’s easy to have this card be a thumbs-up mechanically, but what...exactly is it? It’s name makes me think of the creature Duplicant, which is fine, makes sense, although it’s not a creature here like any of the other “-cant” cards. I just can’t place it, which is obviously a presentation thing over a mechanical issue. For the Fair, presentation is somewhat important, and also contextualizes your cards. It might just be a “me” thing to keep in mind for when I’m judging, so don’t take it personally at all. I think the idea is sound and all we need is polish.
Nitpicks: None~
@stormtide-leviathan — Jeskai Confluence
Intent: Like the confluences of C15, this is a charm-like modal spell with three pretty standard modes for the colors: blue draw, red damage, white erase. I can see this being part of either a standard return to that other timeline or as part of a “clan clash” supplemental set for sure.
Improvement: In the main post, there were examples like Shattergang Brothers that were posted as technically fine but not elegant. Totally separating your colors and abilities was part of that, breaking the cohesion. Unfortunately, charm effects were most definitely part of that area. I know that Magic design space isn’t eternally open, and I hate to say this, but because this card uses 2/3 abilities already found on the printed confluences and only minorly changes the damage, this feels somewhat derivative. I would go back to the drawing board and look at overlap rather than individualization, what the colors could have done together to make a card that creates something unique.
Nitpicks: There should be a period after “once” instead of an emdash.
@thedirtside — Twisted Design
Intent: I think that with Tezzeret being who he is and with the cool trend of colored artifacts, this card could absolutely find play in a variety of places. It feels almost like a story card, someone’s terrible (well, twisted) creation. That much is absolutely apparent. The counter/exile is definitely blue and black-ish but I like how the theft kind of ends up being red as well and the artifact typing helps with that. Flavor text is pretty okay too. Short, simple.
Improvement: That...second ability. Are you choose a card as part of a cost? I’m no rules guru but I’m almost certain that you can’t do that. And it doesn’t specify the speed, so you can basically pay the (very fair) cost to exile the spell, but then very unfairly get it back anytime you want. Why random, too? What if that spell has other random restrictions or no legal targets? There’s a lot to unpack from that with no printed precedent because, to put it bluntly, it doesn’t work within the rules. I really like the idea of having a card where you can somehow steal, twist, or morph their spells into new nightmares or futures. Work with that idea to make something URBy that, well, works rules-wise.
Nitpicks: It took me a bit to find your source photo with your source link (X), and I don’t even think that blog’s using proper permission. Here’s the gist: if you can’t find the original photographer, either go stock or don’t use art, OR find a source that’s more easily traceable. Pretend that you’re someone who has to find the source working backwards.
@walker-of-the-yellow-path — Ziziphus, the Lotus Eater
Intent: I could never be like him, I could never talk like that. Also, thank you for making this explicitly commander-based, heh. Food tokens are interesting, and I can see the token art already as well as the kind of person you might imagine Ziziphus to be. Oddly enough, they feel Therosian, considering the “lotus eaters” in the Odyssey, and that’s not a bad thing I suppose. Food’s sort of in the green area, with blue-white profiteering, and the general combat lull sort of encapsulating the whole GWU-ish control feeling. Turbo-fog ahoy.
Improvement: Competitive commander gets shut down pretty easily and casual commander becomes almost instantly unfun. It’s an instant-speed everyone-gets-it nigh-uncounterable Pacifism array that’s flavorfully understandable but puts a target on you as the one person to kill if anyone wants this game to ever end. I understand the top-down design but it’s impractical and I don’t see a game where this being your commander would make the gameplay better. So like Gwafa Hazid, consider your design: what would entice people to take the food? What’s the payoff? How often do you want this to happen to improve gameplay without causing staleness? Is food where you want to go, using lifegain to then further prolong the game?... Oh. Oh, someone can also just lorus-ify Ziziphus itself and then nothing happens in this version. That’s something to consider.
Nitpicks: The name’s really similar to “Sisyphus” in pronunciation. I was distracted.
@whuh-oh — Tainted Lightninghorn
Intent: Some day, I think we’re gonna get a five-color Lightning Blankemental kind of card, and I can’t wait for it. So yeah, it’s an aggressive predatory insect elemental with nasty sauce, and I feel this in a supplemental set for sure.
Improvement: So as an uncommon, it’s already pretty pushed, too much so. Ball Lightning set a precedent, and it’s a rare for a reason, honestly. That much power even for four mana with the abilities you’ve given it is a but much. For this card, most importantly, I need to be as clear as I can: The interaction between deathtouch and trample is an unintuitive quirk of the game. They do not belong on the same card with zero restrictions, especially not on an uncommon. Sometimes it’s okay to just make a cool card because it’s cool. I like my weird cards, I like my weird interactions. Forcing them feels like choosing indulgence over good design. I’m not feeling the uniqueness of the colors, I’m not feeling the flavor (why does lightning leave decay?), and I’m not feeling the gameplay. Where do we go from here? I think this general concept is fine for a personal set or a supplemental concept. Contextualize it for that area, look at environmental answers, and then see if you want to play with what the colors do.
Nitpicks: I’m 90% sure it’d go “Deathtouch, haste, menace, trample.” Also, I’m sure someone pointed out the whole flying-without-flying thing for the art, that’s very mildly distracting.
@wolkemesser — Murmurs of the Bosk
Intent: Yeah, this is very much a Lorwyn-inspired card, and I’m happy for that. Both the treefolk flavor and the permanent return are green, returning to the battlefield is white and black, and the white enchantment plus toughness matters (also in green) gives this card a magnificent flow of feeling, the trees returning. I can see this in any set, but especially a standard return to Lorwyn, and yet it could have a home in several cool recursion decks! It’s a nice little addition for both lovers of slow return and for treefolk fans.
Improvement: This card was going to be a runner-up or even a judge pick, but the severity of nitpicks grew until I realized that there were just too many problems to give it full commendation. I’ll put the revised wording in the ‘nitpicks’ bar and get to the big ones: the name, and the flavor text. The name is obviously an homage to Murmuring Bosk, right? That’s understandable, but the name is literally so close that I can’t think of anything else. The difference between being honoring and being derivative is enigmatic at times. This particular case is more evident. And the flavor text is almost completely ripped off from Doran’s card itself. Literally, it keeps the order and adds four words that don’t add sense or depth to the character. For future submissions, keep that in mind. As a mechanical suggestion, you could just have it be the greatest toughness without targeting, and it does need to target the card in the graveyard.
Nitpicks: “At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return target permanent card with converted mana cost X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the greatest toughness among creatures you control.”
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Who went blue? Me, yeah, but i wanted to say that dying my hair blue was much more than simply wanted to change my hair color, i struggle a lot with anxiety and my pshycologist told me i had GAD, so to feel better its gonna be a long process, a process with lot of baby steps and i wanted that changing my hair, doing a makeover, was like a start of this long process i need to go through, i wasnt feeling myself anymore, i always had long hair so i thought why not shorter this time, i want a change! Its a hard process, there will be better days and not so good days. But apart from medication, that ofccc it helps and my pshycologist that is the sweetest and always gets my back and belives i can do it! Its important to talk about it so you can feel like u dont have it all in ur shoulders, i have my friends and my family who are still not understand the whole process im going through and somehow want me to feel better from night to day, but i know i will have their support no matter what! And i wanted to say that there are angels i met here on tumblr are helping sooo much, talking with me and they truly understand how i feel, always check on me and i have no words to thank them! Bruna @mysticfall and Rae @ninasdobreva 🥺my twin and my wifyy and damon buddie forever XD Thank u for all your words, i really love you both so much, you have always been there for me and i didnt knew tumblr would make me meet such beautiful people! ❤️Also a BIG thank you to my forever hosie mutual @lexa-kom-skaikru who spams hosie with me 24/7 i love you so so much! Thank u for all advices and for always checking on me and be there ❤️ A big thank u to my biggest bullies Natalie @janelevy (also my wifyy and sharing some hate for zoe) & Zoe @hope-marshall (my ex hosie buddie that broke my heart) but i still love you both creackheads thank u for make me laugh and have anxiety attacks, i love dragging you both ❤️ A big thank u Kat and Haia @bonniesbennetts @davinasclaire for just being there!! U guys are amazing and make me laugh and are always so sweet! Also my love @misshopemikaelson that once i posted something saying i was feeling down and u sent me a messages seconds later, girll i love you, ur the sweetest and have always been there for me! Love u Cami ❤️
Alsoo i would love to mention that despite the mess the hosie chat was at first it made me get to know such angels with who i talk daily and just make me laugh so much, the tiktok queen Morgan @gay-tv-trash , the true ruler of the hosie chat that always make it so active Lily @danielleroserussells , my favourite taco @bouquetoftacos Ingrid bb & my fortnite partner @lecomtelolas Cé u’re such a lovely person ❤️ you girls! im just soooo happy u all decided to join my hosie chat because i cant wait to spam with u all (and all other members in the hosie chat ofc) once legacies is back! Hoping more hosies will join because im really loving it there now!
I would like to finish this longggg post (lmao sorry) saying that mental health is not a joke, if you’re strugling just know that u’re not alone and ur feelings are ALWAYS valid! If you just feel like venting my inbox and dms are always open!
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But anyways I think that Janana x Bruna is a mighty fine ship like it makes sense actually instead of me just going “Bruna has canonically never met perri, but I’m making them a married couple” and do you have any more HCs of Janana x Bruna (maybe called “Banana”?)
The ship name is Brunana!! This is a screenshot from Scooperia in which they accidently confirmed a theoretical ship name 🙊
And u know Bruna really likes bananas on the other games too... on Freezeria she orders just 6 bananas as a topping.
I guess all I have as a headcanon is that Janana used to work with the Romanos as a band the same way she now works with Scarlett and co., but it ultimately didnt work out because of creative differences. But of course if you ask anyone who isnt Bruna why they fell apart, they'd look around the room nervously and lean in and tell you in a hushed fervor that Bruna and Janana were constantly at each other's THROATS.
"Creative differences," yes, but they would not agree on ANYTHING. They were equally intransigent on opposite opinions.
And u kno I'm full of laughs so I like to say that they u kno.... had a fling at one point. Like they were alone and arguing and then one thing led to another... really consummated their rivalry if u kno what I mean................
Anyway though I think that they have a Rivalry, but theres a sort of mutual Respect about it. They will never get along and they hate each other and their hatred comes from an endless pit of fiery passion for both of them but, they eventually grow to the point where they no longer demonize each other and instead courteously avoid conflict when they encounter each other. They hate each other but a birch might just take a gander at another one's pride getup... or u kno whatever it is that it's clothing.
Unlike the sickening madness of Sue and Quinn, Bruna and Janana are both very respectable and respectful people and are able to maintain a courteous rivalry born out of the eternal inferno of differing passions and exigent belligerence. And for that! I solute them
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So, I have no chill, too much muse and too much time on my hands. (really, I’m suppose to write some schoolwork but pff) Down below, heuheu, there’s plenty of different relationships/plots I’d like for Ronan but I’m also super open to different ones and more, so if any of these interest you or you just in general want to plot hmu. ❤
trigger warning；toxic relationships and infadility
the childhood friend ↽
+ best friend, born 1993, open gender, open fc.
These two grew up together and known each other when they still were in their mother’s bellies, Q’s family has always worked for the Lynah’s and their fathers became close in the aspect of work and friendship. Therefor their families were often together but it was pretty clear that the Lynah was superior, almost a master – servant kind of vibe around them and that’s how it has always been. Q’s is probably the only one who actually understands how Ronan thinks, knows where all that anger and evil is and absolutely hates Magnus Lynah beyond anything.
Q’s always been there, always taking Ronan side even if he doesn’t deserve it, they were each other first kiss, he was the one who took Q’s virginity because they had made a promise that they should wait until both of them were ready (Ronan said he was a virgin too to make Q happy but he wasn’t), Q is probably the only one who might be able to tell Ronan what to do and not to do, Q keeps Ronan sane while Ronan make Q insane. Ronan is Q’s biggest fan and biggest bully; he knows damn well that Q has always loved him beyond friendship and abuses that very clearly without admitting that he knows. Q’s the person he treats the best and the worst and with every relationship Ronan has a hand in is pretty toxic.
When Ronan got sent to Silver Creek it wasn’t even a question if Q would move to; Q had too because Ronan can’t live without his best friend and what Ronan wants he gets. The future of Q and what Q works with/studies and anything like that is completely open, Q’s might even get tired of his shit finally and tell him to fuck right off. Who knows, and I’m just using Q to refer to the best friend to make it easier to write. All this can of course be tweaked and changed a bit, I’m always up for discussing all them plot and dynamics.
the best friend ↽
Open age, open gender, open fc.
This is completely open and can even be someone he met two years ago when he moved to Silver Creek? They just happened to connect on a level that is not very common when it comes to Ronan, they’re probably has a less complicated relationship than he and Q but still very close. Talks about everything, always got each other back even if they totally do not agree with each other, does a lot of stupid shit together etc. This is super open to be honest so I’m all for discussion more possibilities and depths in this best friend situation. Just because this person also is his best friend doesn’t mean he/she likes Q, maybe they fucking hate each other or loves each other – who knows.
friendships; Of course, he as other kind of more simple friendships such as friends he mostly just parties with or might just take a coffee with each other if they meet out on town. (he most likely has people he’s frenemies with or just people who he can’t stand and who can’t stand him)
current girlfriend ↽
pixie de souza, 25, bruna marquezine, jo
Totally open, they most likely just met a few weeks ago or at least decided to start dating as gf/bf a few weeks ago. Super open so come at me with all them ideas, I’m always up for plotting and the drama. Just a reminder that he will cheat, lie and be a proper asshole from time to time – at least he will buy you pretty and expensive shit.
on/off girlfriend for two years ↽
melanie applebaum, 24, victoria pedretti, chloe
They met when he just arrived to Silver Creek, probably the typical good girl – everyone’s sweetheart, everyone knows her, her father is probably the freaking preacher. Everything that just shouldn’t have anything with Ronan to do, so obviously her friends and family hates him and tells her constantly that he’s not good enough etc. Which is very… true but she also absolutely fucking loves him? And don’t want to be the one that gives up on him, but he’s also horrible so she tries to break up with him but then they always somehow end up back together… and Ronan will probably realize that he actually cares for her when it’s too late. Also, maybe a future pregnancy that may or may not force Ronan into an absolute mental breakdown and maybe become a good person… maybe. This is also pretty open to be honest, I’m always up for other ideas etc. but I like the dynamic of good girl/bad guy. Nothing is set in stone though.
ex-girlfriends ↽
Open ages, open faces.
Ronan has definitely managed to go through a few relationships during his two years in Silver Creek, they’re probably pretty short and intense. They most likely broke up with him because he’s a cheating asshole and he got tired of lying about it so there wasn’t much more to save, doesn’t have to be serious at all or maybe it was serious as well? Super open, there’s plenty of fun plots and dram to throw in here some come at me.
friends with benefits/hook-ups ↽
Open ages, open genders, open faces.
This is what Ronan prefers so I’m guessing he has plenty of people in his mobile that he or they just text him when they’re… feeling lonely. That doesn’t care if he’s in a relationship and people that do, again – there’s plenty of dramatic scenarios we could come up with in this category as well. Though, when it comes to hook-ups with males, they’re a few and in secret – which also could be a fun and dramatic relationship. Gay panic in secret with his ultimate enemy? Or someones brother? Plenty of scandalous things can be plotted so come at me.
jazmin estrada, 26, selena gomez, skye
literally just uses him for sex when she needs to get her mind off things, smh love that.
aspen kaine, 22, troye sivan, elin
friends with aspen's horrible boyfriend and oops, hooked up. kinda hate each other, kinda not, they both got dirt on each other that they don't want to be known... it's complicated
In general Ronan is the “bad guy” so do you need someone to be the bad guy or be the one who does something shitty to your char – he’s here to be that one. Would love a plot where he gets together with someone just for a bet, to get a picture of the person naked or worse – who knows. SO MANY THINGS I WANT, anyhow, I obviously have no chill and I have too much time on my hands.
#love it when tumblr decided to delete your post from the tag#lmao#so here it is again and updated#lovedrp#give me all the things for this trash ❤
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hey everybody, i’m ciel! i’m trans ( my pronouns are bun/buns ), i’m twenty-two, and i reside in est. i’m so excited to bring my mess taryn into a got roleplay and to be writing with you all! if you want to plot with taryn then def don’t hesitate to like this, ask for my discord, or dm me. i def want a lot of plots and drama ‘cause i’m always thirsty, let’s be real. below the cut you’ll be able to see some more information about taryn’s character and personality!
( bruna marquezine, she / her ) — high greetings to lady taryn of house brune of dyre den, the dame of daggers. the twenty-three year old is known for being zealous but has the tendency to be undiplomatic too. ( a clean blade being unsheathed, flowers blooming in the heat of summer, a string of pearls snapping. ) [ ciel, 22, est, bun / buns. ]
b a s i c s
⭐ full name: taryn brune
⭐ age: twenty-three
⭐ date of birth: march 29th
⭐ zodiac: aries sun, capricorn moon, aquarius rising
⭐ place of birth: dyre den
⭐ gender: cis female
⭐ orientation: bisexual
⭐ status: lady of house brune, eldest daughter
b a c k g r o u n d
gonna do my best to summarize her the best i can cause i’m bad at intros oof
taryn is the eldest child of the ruling lord and lady of dyre den. they are a lesser noble family based in the crownlands and are the main branch of the brune family
the brune family were well off enough, definitely not the poorest of the lesser families but most likely not the richest either? or the most powerful
this can be discussed with players depending on whether or not other family members are picked up, but i imagine family dynamics are something like this:
ruling lord brune is a gambler, gambling away what fortune they do have in recent years. this doesn’t mean they’re broke as of yet, but they’re on the way and hes desperate for money. he wants his daughters married off as soon as possible
ruling lady brune is incredibly pious and faithful, raising the girls up in the religion of the seven. she very much tries to keep her children in line, but none of the girls listen to her. she is a cousin of the tullys. both parents don’t really crave anything above their station, they would just like to maintain the life they already have
last but not least, the three daughters are like this in descending order: power, knowledge, love. taryn is focused on making something more of herself and ascending in westeros, but doesn’t have the patience for the games a lot of coutiers play. the second daughter is more focused on gaining knowledge and is seen more as a bookworm which their father probably hates as much as he hates taryn trying to gain power. i see them both very much as “knowledge is power” vs “power is power”, but i don’t think the second daughter is as driven as taryn is to gain it. the third and youngest daughter is focused on love, but in a....fun way? as in shes in love with someone new every week, always trying to sneak off w/ them etc. shes probably the fathers favorite because shes v good at manipulating him and appearing sweet ( shes this way to everyone but her sisters who can see through her act ). even still shes a bit naive as her sisters are always protecting her and even babying her to a degree even if they act like they don’t
all three sisters love each other and protect each other even if they don’t always get along ( as siblings do ). they’re constantly getting into trouble together and driving their parents insane. their mother def is always going on about how they’re both cursed with ingrates LMAO
again, this doesn’t have to be the way it is if someones interested in applying, i just imagine it this way? feel free to hmu if you are interested in applying and we can talk it out
p e r s o n a l i t y
as stated before, taryn is definitely the most driven amongst her family and is power hungry. shes not satisfied with her life in dyre den and has always kinda been blood thirsty. i don’t necessarily think shes reckless, but shes not going to stab you in the back: she’ll stab you in the front with everyone watching, which i think would unnerve many people in kings landing
the only people shes close with are her sisters i think. no one else can stand how blunt she seems to be which is a character flaw, but not at the same time? she repels yet attracts at the same time because when she wants to dial up the charm she definitely can
as a child she dreamed of being a warrior, but she takes issue with people ordering her around so, even ignoring the fact that shes a cis girl, didn’t pan out well. i know for sure the guards around dyre den love her though and taught her how to use a dagger as a child
which is why shes called the dame of daggers: for her mouth and her collection. a play on words
her father is doing his best to marry off all of his daughters as soon as possible and to whomever has the right amount of money, but taryn’s v dominant and her father is v much not so shes kinda trying to arrange the best marriage for herself even tho her father doesn’t really care about power and knows thats not a viable option for someone whos in a lower ranking noble family
for all her bluntness and daring get her in trouble, i don’t think shes always tactless either. like shes not gonna walk up and tell the queen her dress looks ugly even if thats the way she really feels. she’ll probably find a way to deflect and change the conversation so she doesn’t have to lie
shes v much so a bulldozer which i think literally everyone in her family has an issue with. she has a really hard time listening to others and their needs because she always thinks she knows best and she can’t be wrong. she’ll never apologize even when she knows she did something bad
i wouldn’t call her morally grey all the time, but shes v much an anti-hero looking out for herself and her sisters
i think thats p much it on her tho?? if you have any questions or are interested in plotting, you can always hmu!
didn’t proofread or format cause i live on the edge oof
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tag game
I got tagged by @marisjellyfish a while back and finally decided to actually do the thing! (Sorry I’ve not been great lately and wanted to wait until i felt better, which is now so let’sa go!). Thank ya for tagging me c:
tagging: @ardentlythieving, @spacefart-was-already-claimed uuuuh why do I always forget my friends when I do these tag games? @couchwriting (idk if y’all like bein tagged in these so like don’t have to do it if u dont wanna).
Nicknames: Ham, Fille
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Height: 170 or 171 cm idk (that one cm is very important yes)
Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw B)
The last thing I googled: Bruna partyhandksar (brown party gloves in swedish...it’s for a cosplay)
Favorite musicians: Oh god I hate “favorite” questions. Like I have no favorites...I just like some stuff.
But like...I guess shit like KSMB (old swedish punk band), My chemical romance, Nordman (Swedish uh...folk? Kinda? Idk...it’s like forest music), and my mom and I have a thing for Bon jovi songs. I’ll stop here cause I guess it’s a good summary. I’m a bit all over the place.
Some song stuck in my head: Well I got none atm so uh...
Following: way too many (252).
Followers: Well I have more than one blog so:
Hamstertitan: 154 (mostly spam and p*rn bots probably..I stopped cleaning this blog).
Hamsterwritin: 196 (but like 10 active ones)
Artsyhamsterfarts: 45 :(
Do you get asks: Hah no. I don’t know if it’s a blessing or a curse. I do wish I had some tho.
Amount of sleep: Depends. Yesterday I slept from 11pm to 3pm and today I was up at 10am, some days I’m up at 8 or 9 so like...*shrugs*
Lucky number: 15
What you’re wearing: AC/DC tank top and ugly but comfy pants.
Dream job: I would love to be able to live off of my art but ye...difficult goal. I also would like to write. I’m studying journalism atm and that seems fun, especially investigating journalism!
Dream trip: Lots of nature and culture/history. I love visiting old places.
Instruments: Uh I tried learning piano when i was like 10...stopped after 2 years. Also tried the guitar. Stopped after like a month.
Languages: Swedish and English, wish to learn Japanese cause I took two courses in high school and wanna pick it up again, but time hhhh
Favorite songs: No fckn idea, but when I was little it was this, which btw has an amazing music video.
Random fact: About me or? Uh...I have no reaction to sour things, which I see as a curse. I’m on the hunt for something that will make me cry like lemon used to do to me when i was a child.
Aesthetic: I’m kinda all over the place here as well. I go from wearing all black to pastel or vintagey (thats a word now) in one week... But like if I have to choose: Little cottage in the woods. Plants everywhere. Also its full of crafting and art supplies. It’s a mess, but I know exactly where everything is.
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bruna tagged me and i gotta do it cus her life is on the line if i dont so like i guess ill tag some of u if ya wanna do it
(it’s supposed to be 20 but like i dont know 20 of yall so like ill tag @evelynebrochu @delphines @odetteannable @gaytiemcgrath mm yeh
Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.
last
1. drink - almond milk latte
2. phone call - i ignore all phone calls
3. text message - my best friend
4. song you listened to - monotonia // the growlers
5. time you cried - mmm like a month ago
ever
6. dated someone twice? - nope
7. kissed someone and regretted it - not really
8. been cheated on - not that i know of so like no
9. lost someone special - in a way i guess
10. been depressed - mmm yeh
11. gotten drunk and thrown up - yeah thas why i cant stand tequila
fave colours
12. light pink
13. black
14. white
in the last year have you…
15. made new friends - yep
16. fallen out of love - no ive never been in love so like lmao
17. laughed until you cried - yeh
18. found out someone was talking about you - mmm yeh
19. met someone who changed you - no not really
20. found out who your friends are - this is some tea but yes
21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no facebook is for pussies
general
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - everyone except kate and soph ://
23. do you have any pets - no i fuckin wish bich i want a dog
24. do you want to change your name - in a way i guess...like i dont really think my name fits me like idk my name makes me uncomfortable but like im used to it now
25. what did you do for your last birthday - nothing bc houston thas when hurricane harvey hit and like everything was closed down for like a week so happy 20th to me thas mother nature saying fuck u bich
26. what time did you wake up today - 7:40 am
27. what were you doing at midnight last night - idk...i was probably crying bc of sendrick
28. what is something you cant wait for - for me to be rich and sex see
30. what are you listening to right now - the growlers listen to them theyre sexy
31. have you ever talk to a person named tom - no all toms are creeps
32. something thats getting on your nerves - a lot of things like life and being alive in general
33. most visited website - tumblr
34. hair colour - light brown
35. long or short hair - long
36. do you have a crush on someone - i havent had a crush on someone since last summer thank fuck
37. what do you like about yourself - sometimes i like her sometimes i hate her it depends on the energy that day but like shes pretty funny i guess like i make myself laugh
38. want any piercings? - yeah my cartilage
39. blood type - in case im like dying my blood is O- im that universal donor ass bitch
40. nicknames - my friends call me bitch or b or henny
41. relationship status - single lmao
42. zodiac - virgo
43. pronouns - she/dat/bich
44. fave tv shows - the office, parks and rec and ob
45. tattoos - no but like i might get one soon idk of what yet
46. right or left handed - right
47. ever had surgery - no
48. piercings - yah
49. sport - no lmao i was tha lazy bich in high school i only started to get into like fitness and shit my senior year of high school
50. vacation - i wanna go to england
51. trainers - what does this mean idgi
more general
52. eating - i just ate some chickpea pasta w/ tofu
53. drinking - my 3rd coffee of the day
54. im about to watch - my life crash and burn bc i have nothing figured out and i feel like wasting my time lmao
55. waiting for - my lana concert feb 10th and then i can die
56. want - this moneyyyy
57. get married - no
58. career - i dont know!!! im a junior in college i should kno but i dont im gonna have a breakdwon
which is better
59. hugs or kisses - hugs
60. lips or eyes - eyes
61. shorter or taller - im a short as bich so taller
62. older or younger - older
63. nice arms or stomach - stomach bich i want this stomach to be flat like where are u bich im so tired
64. hookup or relationship - hookup cus like people are annoying after a while like leave me alone
65. troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant is boring but like troublemaker is too much work so like neither
have you ever
66. kissed a stranger - no id never im a pussy
67. drank hard liquor - yes
68. lost glasses - i dont need glasses but ive left my best friends shades in an uber once bc he left us in the middle of the road at a festival and we had to run out the car cus it was illegal to stop there so like we ran out and i feel so bad bc they were expensive
69. turned someone down - yes lmao
70. sex on first date - no
71. broken someones heart - i think...
72. had your heart broken - yeah
73. been arrested - no oh myg od i always have nightmares in which im arrested like i just want a mugshot but no
74. cried when someone died - ok but liek who hasnt
75. fallen for a friend - mmm lmao
do you believe in
76. yourself - yes i have to push myself tho like its just me and myself fighting all the time but yeah ultimately i do
77. miracles - yes like i really do after like me n my best friend almost got caught smoking we*ed in her house and like her mom came home early from a trip and like i really thought we were gonna die that day but im smart and lit a candle so like idk how she didnt smell it but like after that day i believe in miracles i do
78. love at first sight - yeah but like only in fiction like irl it’s lust at first sight
79. santa clause - yes i love her
80. kiss on a first date - yeh if im into it
81. angels - by the xx, gr8 song
other
82. best friend’s name - she dont have a tumblr
83. eye colour - dark brown
84. fave movie - silver linings playbook, prisoner of azkaban, and the polar express i said what i said
85. fave actor - anna kendrick and emma watson and like katie and evelyne
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tagged by @melimegreenleaf, sorry i took so long to answer bro, my memory is crap.
A - Age: 25
B - Birthplace: Pelotas, RS, Brasil
C - Current time: 22:11
D - Drink you last had: Milk
E- Easiest person to talk to: Hmm, i find it okay to talk to with most of my friends, but my sister Bruna, Amanda, Weston, Briana, and Gustavo are the people who i feel most at ease with.
F - Favorite song: Changes every day, but right now Epona by Eluveitie.
G - Grossest memory: The first and only time i got black-out drunk. I have a life-long dept to the friend who took care of me, made sure i didn’t die, and ended up covered in the result of me getting sick.
H - Horror yes or Horror no: Horror yes!
I - In love?: nope
J - Jealous of people?: not really
L - Love at first sight or should I walk by again?: Both, i think? I believe that to some people love can really start just at that first glance, while to others it’s a slow realization. In both cases, what will make or break it is commitment and effort tho.
M - Middle name: I have three surnames, but no middle name.
N - Number of siblings: one, my sister.
O - One wish: To sleep for an entire week straight.
P - Person you called last: dad
Q - Question you are always asked: “Can I see you identification?” for any movie above pg-13. I’m 25 years old. I hate this question.
R - Reason to smile: Dinosaurs are alive and well, my pets are healthy, and whatever may happen in the future, nature will keep going as it always has.
S - Song you last sang: The Chain by Fleetwood Chain
T - Time you woke up: 10 am today, had the morning off.
U - Underwear colour: White.
V - Vacation destination: Ireland, Wales and Galicia.
W - Worst habit: Procrastination. And a temper that can get out of hand sometimes.
X - X-rays: Many of the thorax when i was younger and had pneumonia every winter. Most recent was of the teeth/face to see what’s the deal with my jaw.
F - Favorite food: Chocolate.
Z - Zodiac Sign: Cancer.
No pressure at all guys, but if you want to do it, I tag @the-lunar-lorkhan, @explosionshark, @hetaliaelizabeth, @queerbeerz, @ryaninthesky12 and @sapphicmess.
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1- Hey I know everyone is sick of Bruna subject but this is not directly about them.. remember when we saw a pic of her wearing something from Nike and discussed it's strange she can do that since she's under contract with Adidas.. well she lost the sponorship now, they just announced it they broke it off lol... I knew this will happen. The media is saying it's because Adidas wanted her to promote themselves through her while dating Neymar as he promotes Nike, so
Anonymous said:they’d be side by side with competition.. and now that they broke up Adidas sacked her too… to me that’s sounds like bullshit to me.. (if there’s any truth to it tho just proves how much her success is tied to dating Neymar) but to me, I’d bet my money it’s because she posted pics of herself wearing Nike that one time.. big no no…
I read that she was fired/her contract wasn’t renewed with them…
As far as I can remember she didnt wore anything of Nike. She just popped up in their InstaStory since she attended Ney who visited something of Nike.
I mean the contract ending bc of her relationship ending could be true?? Wasn’t she all of a sudden the face of Adidas a little before their little Olympic reunion?Convenient. Thats all I’m gonna say.
Anonymous said:hey whats going on in London? Neymar just followed Sara Sampaio and she also arrived there today and posted snaps from some party… is it some promo thing or did Ney just go to hang with supermodels? lol….
He’s there for London Fashion Week.
Anonymous said:geez does Neymar have one friend and relationship other than his few old friends from Santos that is not some sort of celebrity stunt?? pls don+t tell me he hangs with Lewis cuz they’re so close friends.. they can’t even have one conversation… its getting lame.. he used to be such a sweet humble boy, no he’s turned into this egocentric celebrity chaser that only has eyes for other celebs and models.. so disappointing… :((
He met Lewis in 2015 already when he was on a holiday in the US. I dont think PR had much to do with it.
Yes he went to a fashion party yesterday and a show today, but then what? I think he really likes Lewis because just like him he’s one of the best in his sport, dedicated, has to train hard and eat right, but also likes to have fun outside of his sport. And just like Ney also gets much slack for it.
I dont see much PR in it tbh.
Anonymous said:i was just about to tell you i wish my two faves ney and lewis will meet in london since they’re both there and now im blessed.
haha #blessed! But damn have you seen what they wore today *cries* my eyessssss.
Anonymous said:he still need a translator to be with him like always?. .I remember pretty well that Neymar said he was trying to learn English. When he was in the US, Bruma put a video on InstaStory and Neymar translated the songs from English to Portuguese to show that he knows English…
I can vaguely remember that video, but not too well.
Anonymous said:I’m in love with Neymar and Sara❤ I want them to make a couple. They will be so cute .And I’m pretty sure they fit for a relationship.They have quite similar personalities and hobbiesAnonymous said:Me too :) it’s just to bad Sara’s seeing someone 😩
Anonymous said:just saw the pics with sara and i definitely agree with you
Aaaawhhh she really has?? They would look so good indeed!
princesa-neymar said:de enige model die ik tolereer is sara sampaio 😂
Precies! Verder wegwezen allemaal! haha. En het* (ik ben irritant I know haha)
Anonymous said:It’s like since Neymar left Barca ALL the media seems to be against him.. and I can’t really blame them because he does kind of give them stories and Dani Alves isn’t helping either. If u think the hate Ney was getting on twitter while in Barca was bad? Don’t even check his name on twitter right now because there is not one positive thing about him on there. Even some popular football personalities and pundits are slating him right now. It’s horrible and tbh he has some blame for all this
I have no idea about other media tbh. I’m sure the Catalan press hates on him other than tha I have no idea. I’m sure he isn’t the most loved one and people look at him of douse because of the price tag that was payed for him.
Who are those popular people bashing him?
Anonymous said:I feel like Neymar’s attitude will get worse while in PSG or is it just me? While everyone was bothered about him leaving Barca because Ligue 1 is a lower league I was worried about him leaving the leadership of Barca.he was a bit tamed in Barca and had people to at least talk to him on the pitch and stuff but in PSG after paying so much for him i feel like he will be pampered and spoilt and he will get everything he wants which isn’t good for someone like Ney who has a LOT of growing up to do
True that was one of the things I feared when I knew he was going to PSG. One of the main things tbh. Because that is exactly what he doenst need.
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Might just be me but bruna's pictures seem wrong to me...why post pictures with Davi where he is not showing fully almost like u cut him off but enough for people to see him so it can make the news? Nah it's just wrong! Especially knowing she has lots of followers and he is just a child..his parents expose him enough (even carol's bf post of him have been them having fun, davi actually playing and jumping not a 'photoshoot' style picture) he doesn't need to be included in the Brumar circus
Well you dont really see him nor does it look like she has eye for him, but logically more for the cute baby lions. (this is meant as no hate btw)
But idunno I kinda expected her to post more DURING The trip instead of what she does now after it. And dont tell me it was for privacy etc when Ney, Nadine, Rafa, Jo etc were all posting
I saw a very cute photo of him and Davi a few days ago, but not really of them playing (just haven’t seen it). I do think its great he likes him especially since he’s so much with Carol of course. Thats really important.
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Bruna calling out brumar and Neymar fans for being all up in their business but not calling out the media that reports on each of her social media post on Neymar??!! Lmaooo okaay 'miss I want my relationship private but shares everything on social media' 🐸☕️
Anonymous said:www(.)instagram(.)com/p/BP8tMs3gOtt/?taken-by=imperiobrumar&hl=en look at the caption
Anonymous said:Just go to all brumars page u can see But she said this bc Fans gave an Interview few weeks ago when she was in barca that they not Sleep bc they Are so addicted want to know everything
Anonymous said:Honestly im glad bruna said this about her fans because we all know well damn how crazy they are so she said it in s polite way
Anonymous said:That last anon is talking about what she said to the media in São Paulo, if you go on Instagram and type in @babadodosartistas you will find the article xxx Tbh she has no right saying they when their relationship hasn’t worked 12376543 times, so she should stop acting like its perfect when they’re most liking not going to last more that a year again.
Anonymous said:I agree with Bruna 100% though, like honestly if you’re spending everyday 24/7 obsessing over someone’s private life.. Then you really do need help. it’s not normal, keep up with your idol but live your own life more.
Ok so a little nuance. I dont feel like she was like back tf off everyone. I think that’s what she meant, but she said it kinda in a nice way… Google Translate Bruna quote: I am eternally grateful for the affection of these people, but it is a delicate matter because most of my audience is young and I do not know if I am so happy to know that there is a girl who is not sleeping to monitor my life,“ she said. Showed concern for her fans: “They are young girls who should be living their own lives, I think it’s cool to have an idol, to admire someone, especially when it’s the person’s job, but the personal life belongs to each one, See the girls all day there, I wonder if they do not study, do not date, I get worried and I try not to encourage this fanaticism. ”
READ MORE (At own risk because its half rant and im cracky and annoyed in general not bc of this so it will probably piss people off)
1. “because most of my audience is young and I do not know if I am so happy to know that there is a girl who is not sleeping to monitor my life”I can understand she thinks this is a little extra and I dont think she means it in a mean way. More concerned.
2. "I think it’s cool to have an idol, to admire someone, especially when it’s the person’s job, but the personal life belongs to each one",Like maybe the translation is totally wrong, but how can you start complaining about a personal life when you share everything on the internet?? Like I get if you complain about people invading your privacy when your Antonella or Sofia (for example) who are very private and only share personal moments when they want too. They are people who can complain, because they make the choice to keep things very private. But how can she complain?? With all due respect, but during that Christmas holiday they had in Rio they (and other people) shared pics of them everyday. You can almost (maybe even literally) make a whole list of what they did on what day, because they OVERSHARE everything. Don’t come complaining about privacy, but post every damn detail (or have friends around you) share every detail.
3.“See the girls all day there, I wonder if they do not study, do not date, I get worried and I try not to encourage this fanaticism”I also think she means this more concerned instead of mean. But it still has me like ?????
She could have kept it at statement 1 tbh. Or only 3 and no 1.
I try not to encourage it??? Then for who are you posing and posting selfies, videos etc??? If you want you fam and friends to see it send it via Whatsapp or whatever private social media thing she has… BruMar have been going insane over ever detail when they weren’t even together; she (and also Neymar btw but he’s not ‘complaining’ so I won’t rant about him haha) know EXACTLY what will happen when she posts a selfie or kiss video or whatever. I know what will happen in the Brumar tag after such a vid or photo, YOU know it, WE ALL know what will happen and sure as hell SHE knows it too.
People have a phone with them 24/7. You look at Instagram she a instastory and post about it. Maybe hours later, maybe you see it asap, maybe you have a notification for Ney or Bruna: like what;s the problem?? People can multitask. Have a social life, study and a love life Bruna.
AND BESIDESSSSS (I had a long day, I’m cranky affffff and annoyed hence why this long af rant)
Do you see WORLD WIDE celebs like (sorry again him) Justin complain about his Beliebers losing sleep over him? Or 1D, Taylor Swift, Selena etc? I mean I you have some pretty obsessed people in those fandoms. Next level shit im talking about. Like Bruna wouldnt even know what would hit her…People dont go sleeping on the streets days before a concert (or in her case an appearance or something) for her. She doesn’t have people running after her in a car, mobbing her to the extend these people have. Or break into security camera’s, hotels etc for her!!!
She could have just said that she’s concerned and hopes they dont lose sleep or forget that study and friends are more important than her personal life, but thats she’s so grateful for all the love (bladieblaaaaaa aka some boring ass reply). Why such a long statement and also focussing so much on the negative side??? First she goes off on a fan who - thanks to a bug on Insta - tags her in an old photo like gurlllll imagine if Ney or idunno Taylor Swift would have the time to check every tagged photo and then complain towards the fan about tagging her in an old pic. Happens all day err dayyyyy to so many people. And then she says this about the whole fandom. Moral of the story: DONT BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU DARLING
These girls also play a big part in keeping you relevant. Without fans you are no one. No celeb for that matter. Even athletes needs fans of the club/team to stand behind him.
And dont get me wrong. This is no hate towards Bruna oversharing her life on social media now that she’s with Ney. It’s her life, her relationship; so if they both agree they can post a vid of them fukcing for all I care xD. But then dont come complaining about people monitoring your personal life when you dont do anything to keep it personal.
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Ney is an idiot! What he's doing with Bruna (again) is getting really pathetic. He knows damn well what kinds reaction comments like "my wife" will bring and does it on purpose. Clearly he feeds of it,it pumps his ego and I think he's in love with the fact that she's beautiful and famous and they're this famous couple everyone talks about. It's lame and sad cuz I really thought he's smarter, more real and honest than that. And not so vain. Really disappointed at him cuz I judged him wrong :((
ANON1: Neymar commented “my wife” on bruna’s photo on Instagram…lol I’m going to die laughing if they break up for the third time😂
ANON2: Wow i See brumar haters going off saying they couldnt even date 2 years now hes calling her wife? Lol i bet he dont even know what wife means he probably thought its like yes thats my girl 🙄
ANON3: Ney is so extra we all know he doesnt speak english 😂 Eventho i dont like bruna seeing him totally in love makes me happy i really missed him beeing that😍
READ MOREEEEEEE (asks haha)
ANON4: i can’t wait for reality to slap neymar right across the face when he’s 2 years into his relationship watching his pregnant wifey walk out of his life again because he dared to not use a condom on a fame leeching gold digger
ANON5: Neymar just called Bruna his wife on instagram and just to think only a mere 7 months ago he was taking body shots off of 5 different strippers in his las vegas hotel room
ANON6: just saw neymars comment on bruna pic ‘my wife’… now I’m looking forward to all the drama and speculations that are gonna unfold in your asks tomorrow, can’t wait so hurry up and post one and all! lolol…. in all honesty tho, if they got engaged/married already it’d be so dumb ass stupid after the multiple breakups that the only question for me would be how long before the divorce. not negative or hating, just being realistic.
ANON7: Did u see Neymar comment under bruna pic? Your thoughts😳
ANON8: Do you think Neymar understood what he meant when he wrote my wife in English lol. Cause in Portuguese when others translate his comment it just meant his women but when he wrote in english it meant his wife hANON9: Ney is so cheesy mushy lovey I can’t even. Did you see his comment of my wife on her post. It’s a step up from the two other hearts and cat face but still I’m almost starting to wish they didn’t comment on each other’s stuff 😂 I don’t even want to know what she will write for his birthday. It will probably be sooooo cheesy n his comment even worse
First of all: Well damn I think I’ve copied all the Neymar ‘My wife’ Insta comments in one post hahaha. When it was finally a bit calmer surrounding him and her he does this… 😂😂
I indeed things he means it more in a My wifey type of way and not literally ‘my wife’. We know his English is improving but it’s not ‘there’ yet if you get what I mean. So I presume he means it in a my wifey type of way. The literal translation would be ‘Minha esposa’ instead of ‘Minha mulher’ (I see Brazilian press a bit conflicted in how to translate it and I can understand why).
If he wants to comment on everything with a heart etc (while she doesn’t) then he should. I mean he’s free to do whatever. We all know he likes showing his life/thoughts with everyone via social media…
Vegas story is a joke I presume btw, bc not true. But we all know he was single at the time. And if he wasn’t he sure acted like it 😂😂
I see some new Adidas photos Bruna was tagged in today… Coincidence or?
Hey do you know if bruna actually went to the Louis Vuitton event I see her pics saying she supports it but no pic was ever of her at the party only at a bar after wheee she looked like normal self in regular clothes. Did she purposely get dressed up to have a post wearing the bracelet cause it doesn’t make sense. I get she looks different without makeup n pro photos but does she not do regular pics. I’m tired of her looking so staged and perfect to the media
I think she just took a photo with that bracelet for us all to buy because it’s for a good cause? I don’t know if there was an event for it. I think it was just this promo pic for it. But I have no idea.
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I can't link articles on here but it's titles bruna marquezine e NEYMAR planejam festa discrete no aniversario do craque. U can jut type title in Google. But I just mean she's making him do thins he wouldn't with the whole party thing since its been in agreement it will be a private intimate thing since August. The whole deleting people hw used to hang with off insta. I mean in the end SHES got what she wanted from him but it's just so wrong.i hate people who change who they are cause of a gf/bf
Hmm. I never really thought of it like that… It makes me a bit… sad-ish…
Indeed he changed quite a few now that you mentioned this and she is still doing her thing. Of course she goes to Barcelona for him, but it’s not like she had anything planned for now (job wise).
I also don’t get (the argument in the article) saying they (she) wants to avoid exposure of the relationship and that’s why she is planning a more private party for him. Then why do they post everything on social media? 😂
But he looks happy and acts like he’s happy. So judging by that everything is cool you know? 😊 (but he better not make all the chances and she not at all. Just in general that’s not healthy. I get the hanging more with your girl thing btw. Not cool to have his friends with him 24/7 when you wanna have some ‘private time’ heheh. But I do wonder if Jo and Gil will come back to Barca. Jo probably after the charity match and Gil? After Carnaval?
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Woah I think I just started liking Carol..was indifferent about her before but her reply to Brumars who were once again sending her hate was class!she really just wants to be left out of all this drama..on the plus side I think it's high time Ney comes to her defense and call out all these brumar fans it's getting ridiculous..which is why I was disappointed he liked a picture from a brumar account that posts insulting pictures of Carol..Brumars are getting out of control with the hate
The only right way to respond to the mean comments she’s been getting. If I was her I would also enable comments under photo’s since most are Brazilians and therefore talk about Bruna…
I don’t think Ney looks further that the photo he’s tagged in. I don’t think he visits that persons page to see what they posted in the past tbh.
Comparing Bruna who is actually a wag and carol who is no longer and probably never had any kind of relationship with Neymar is a faux pas darling and I’m not even an brumar carol is not a wag
Such a long answer from me about wags and the only thing you read is that one line about Carol. A line where I didnt even call her a wag. “Besides Carol also did that and she doesn’t even have a boyfriend here like Bruna would have.”
I even emphasize the fact that she didnt have a boyfriend here xD
I’m surprised Neymar hasn’t posted a picture of Bruna on his instagram yet. No matter what corny thing he says though I’m still not going to be convinced that they will last. Once upon a time Justin was posting pictures of his then ex Selena proclaiming her as “the most elegant princess in the world” and look at them now.
*cough* how convenient that a few days after that Insta post of Justin a trailer for Selena’s new film was released *cough* tea timeeeee 😜
(Tho that’s of course totally besides the point you making).
I mean he has posted a few on his Snap and Instastories. So I’m sure he will do that when she’s in town.
Ney has been hanging out with Cris and Gui a lot more because those are the friends that are okay with Bruna. I hope Bruna isn’t picking out which friends he’s allowed to hang out with. She likes Gui because she gets along with his gf. Sad if Ney is allowing her to pick the friends he can hang out with.
Yeah I she has started to bound really good with the gf’s of Cris and Gui again.
Ney looks kind of like down in the dumps and sad and bummed out in training. Everyone was smiling and laughing and he wasn’t and that’s really weird for him. Maybe he’s a little homesick? He probably misses Brasil since he was there for like almost two weeks. Poor thing. :/
I havent seen vids of him tbh. But he looked ok by me today. Probably have to get used to the colder weather in Barca and maybe thats why you saw a sadder face?
Lol Brumars need to chill referring to Davi as bruna’s stepson 😂
I think (every)Mar should relax a little. Especially those active on Instagram.
There was an article on a brumar page I think in November that listed Gabriel medina and the others as guests and also mentioned the amount of rooms he would be booking in a hotel for his friends and I found it weird the article came out on the same day it was released that Ney bought that house…hence the rumours that he bought the house for them
Yeah from November indeed. It’s from Globo (Coincidence??), but I can’t view the article because you have to pay for it so I can’t see if the have a total guest list etc. I also can’t find that online. But the hotel thing indeed is very weird that they got that correct probably (again look at the source!!).
I feel like Carol is dating Someone in Barcelona. She wasnt in brazil. I really hope she finds someone its really hard to find someone in der Position. All this hate between bru-camars would end lol. And where was rafaella do u Know?
She was in Brazil for a while. I don’t know where she spend NYE etc because she kept on the down low a bit. (Good for her btw).
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