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multi-fandom-imagine · 5 months
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Are they on the Naughty List? Or have they’ve been good all year?Well that’s for you to decide.
Start:November 12
End: December 31
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◇ day 1-7: {Nov 12-18}
Day 1: Luis Sera - Ice Skating
Day 2: Carlos Oliveira - “I can’t believe you did that to Santa…”
Day3: Raiden - “I made you some hot cocoa.”
Day 4: Peter Parker - we were going to a Christmas party but fuck if you don’t just look sinful in red, and you know what? Fuck that Christmas party || Insomniac Peter ||
Day5:Goro Takemura- Dancing In The Snow
Day 6:Johhny Cage-Sucking on a Candy Cane
Day 7: Peter Quill- “are you really playing christmas music already? it’s barely november”
◇ day 8-14: {Nov 19-25}
Day 8:Gale Dekarios-Watching the snowfall from inside a cosy house
Day 9:Sam Drake-“Carmel apples, leaves falling down. What could better then November?” “I don’t know maybe fucking June?”
Day 10:Peter Parker -we got a little too carried away with the Christmas lights, and now suddenly my hands are bound with the lights and oh my god are we about to have sex? || Insomniac Peter ||
Day 11:Nathan Drake- it’s holiday dinner with your family, and oh Jesus where are your hands going?
Day 12:Peter Parker-“Do you need help hanging up the Christmas lights?” || MCU verse ||
Day 13: Peter Parker-“HAPPY NOVEMBER!” “No one wishes anyone a happy November.” “Well I just did.”|| MCU verse ||
Day 14:Tadashi Hamada-one lending the other their scarf to keep them warm.
◇ day 15-21 {Nov 26-Dec 2}
Day 15:Jacob Seed-Handing their S/O a positive pregnancy test with a sprig of holly and a note reading ‘Merry Christmas’
Day 16:Spencer Reid-Baking holiday cookies.
Day 17:Alejandro Vargas-Reader wearing nothing but a Santa hat
Day 18:Loki-A naughty sleigh ride || Exhibitionism sex ||
Day 19:Alex Casey-Build A snowman.
Day 20:Chris Redfield-“Let’s do something that puts us on the naughty list.”
Day 21:Mike Schmidt-Santa Baby: reader has decided to dress as Mrs. Claus for a little more “adult” Christmas fun. Oh boy!
◇ day 22-28 {Dec 3 -9}
Day 22:Matt Murdock-I picked you for secret Santa but I wrapped the wrong box so now I’ve given you a very festive sex toy, and oh my god this is so embarrassing
Day 23:Halsin-“Breasts/thighs are my favorite part to nibble on.”
Day 24:Miguel O’Hara-“You know, tying the legs together keeps everything moist.”
Day 25:Ethan Winters-Christmas Morning.
Day 26: Johnny ‘Soap’ McTavish-Hanging Stockings.
Day 27:Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley-“The turkey’s not the only thing getting stuffed today.”
Day 28:Modern!Mizu-“Save some of that whipped cream for later.”*soon*
◇ day 29- 35 {Dec 10-16}
Day 29:Bigby Wolf-“You look even more beautiful covered in snow.”
Day 30:Harry Osborn-Christmas shenanigans under the tree, if you know what I mean
Day 31:Ethan Winters-“I’ll be content if you are the one stuffing my stocking.”
Day 32:Mike Schmidt-“Go on, open it.”
Day 33:Wyll Ravengard-“Did you decorate the tree without me? I can’t believe this!”
Day 34: Bruno Madrigal-Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe.
Day 35:Jordan Li-“Excuse me—where is my Christmas kiss?”
◇ day 36-42 {Dec 17-23}
Day 36:Mike Schmidt-"Why are there so many mistletoe?"
Day 37:Gojo“I’d like to be one of the unhealthy things you put inside your body this weekend.”*Soon*
Day 38:Luis Sera-“Alright, mister. I know you’re the one who keeps hanging up mistletoe everywhere."
Day 39:Chris Redfield-“Thanksgiving is for giving thanks” “And for body slamming each other during the family football match!”
Day 40:Aaron Hotchner-The scent of real Christmas trees
Day 41: Derek Morgan -“I’m going to have you stuffed better than the turkey by the end of the night.”
Day 42:Victor "Sully" Sullivan-“I’m not much of a cook, but I’m good at glazing.”
◇ day 43-50 {Dec 24-31}
Day 43:Leon S. Kennedy-Cabin Sex { Christmas Eve sex }
Day 44: Billy Butcher-“Merry Christmas, motherfuckers!”
Day 45: Bucky Barnes-“Did you spike the eggnog again?”
Day 46: Spencer Ried-“Will you make a gingerbread house with me?”
Day 47: Clint Barton- “It’s Snowing”
Day 48: Joel-Peppermint-flavoured everything
Day 49:Mizu-Snow/temperature play
Day 50:Johnny Cage-“It’s time for hand turkey’s everyone.” “FUCK YES YES!”
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melluna43 · 10 months
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How submissive are they? Part 4
JJBA Headcanons
Warning : Nsfw
A great friend of mine helped me with this <3.
Giorno Giovanna
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60% Submissive.
This man would be gentle— even when he's the one who's top. Though, he'd not mind going faster if you ask him to. He will control his pace as you wish.
He prefers to do it in a position he can spread your legs as wide as possible in, so that he can touch your thighs.
He will not show much facial changes during sex so you can't see him making faces, but yes, he will blush and pant.
Though he won't show any expressions, he'd surely say expressive statements like, "W-wow, s-sooo good" or "I-i hope you're feeling g-good".
Moan into his ears and whisper stuff. He'd obviously show no expression but he'll like it.
Yes, he doesn't show much expressions, but, there is a way to get a reaction out of him.
Get him on his submissive side and kiss his chest and nibble him as well. He will blush and may show more expressions.
Just like Josuke, you can kiss and nibble his chest in public because of his boob window. Though he would rather prefer it in a comfortable environment, which is, obviously, a bed.
But if you want to do it in public, it's not as if he'd mind. He will let you play with him as you please.
Ok, if you are doing his dick, then please suck with your tongue. He'll make some noises, though not exactly moan.
Although he's gentle himself, he prefers you to go fast when you are riding him. You have the control when you ride him so you can go either fast or slow, it's up to you. Though he'd love it if you go fast.
Holy shit, if you pull a lewd face, he will love it and he'd want to see it again. He'd say, "B-babe that was so hot, P-please do it again".
He'd show expression when he's close to cumming. Oh, And when he does cum, he prefers to do it inside you if you're riding him. If you're sucking him then definitely in your mouth.
Bruno Bucciarati
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40% Submissive.
This man is into poses which have more contact. He wants to be as close to you as possible.
He likes positions he can see your face in. He likes to intertwine fingers as well, while looking at your face and well, to be specific, staring into your eyes.
He is skilled with his fingers, and that's because...STICKY FINGERS! You would always have a fingering session during sex with him.
He will still finger you, even when you're top, though it is different because he will have you give instructions to him about how you want him to finger you.
After he is done with fingering you, and you milk all over his fingers, he will lick his fingers and say, "You taste so good, Cara".
And holy shit he would even bring his fingers to your mouth to make you taste your own juices.
Omg he loves fluid riding when he's on his submissive side. He wants both of you to be as wet as possible. He loves to feel your cum overflow on his cock. He loves creampie.
He'll grab your waist and have you bend against him, so that he can kiss you. He will moan against your lips.
He will rub your clit in order to increase the pleasure for you AND to increase the pleasure for him too— because he loves to see the face you make when he does so.
Okay, praise him for his work and bite his neck, give him hickeys. He'll love it and he'll blush hard.
He will not cum before you do— well at least he will try not to. He wants you to cum before him, so that he can see your liquids overflow.
After you cum, he will release his liquids too. He loves to fill you up with his cum— he literally loves fluid sex.
After you get off his dick, he will flip you quickly before starting to rail you.
Mista Guido
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30% Submissive.
OHOHOHOOO this man loves 69. 6,9 and 69 are factors of 3, no 4. He prefers 69 the best because fuck 4.
He loves to spank your ass. He won't be satisfied until your ass is as red as your cheeks.
This man is rough as fuck. He'll destroy your legs so much that you'll not be able to walk for 2-4 days.
He likes rough, rapid riding when he's on his submissive side. But since you're the dominant one, you can have it your way.
You can tease his cock while riding him, but yeah don't do it too much or he'll flip you and rail you and he will be rougher than usual so say arrivederci to walking for a week.
Though when you are teasing him then you can rotate yourself and it is oh so pleasing for the both of you.
But hey, he'll love it if you play with his tits as well.
He will feel sooo good when you bend to get a taste of his tits and HAHA you can even tease his boobs—
Just don't go for his nipples, but lick and suck AROUND them, but not directly at them. He will be sooo annoyed by this.
He literally almost cums when you sees and feels your ass jiggle when you are bouncing on him.
He doesn't grab your ass when he's on his submissive side and that's because you're intertwining your hands with his HAHA. Keep holding his hands or your ass will not be spared.
Okay when he cums inside you, and you still don't stop and get even faster, he'll literally cum for the second time before you yourself get the chance to cum.
If you do stuff like biting your lips, open your mouth or grabbing your boobs to seduce him, he'll instantly stop you and get on top of you and rail you.
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ravenadottir · 2 years
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Based on looks alone, how would you rank the season 4 love interests as someone who has never play it?
oh i actually love this!!
'cause i don't even know, for instance, which girls besides angie and najuma are li's, so if you allow me, i'll just rate everybody lol
i think i'm just gonna do it alphabetically to make it easier.
angie. hot, cute, great tattoos. she reminds me of the hot girls i wished were li's on the 'choices' app. also i like her pose but she gets a boot for the hair. it's not great, i don't care for it. 9/10
bruno. this might be the biggest meh for me... hate the hair, HATE IT. what happened?? what went wrong? why did they make his face match the size of his neck? the face is not as generic looking, but it's not great either. the outfits are... gutted. oh my god, they're bad! solid 5/10.
cora. SUPER CUTE. i love the buzz cut, the hair color, her face is just absolutely adorable, cute style. she's hopefully an li?? 'cause if she wasn't y'all were robbed. a boot for the star on the hair (i don't really like buzz shapes on hair). 9/10.
dylan. rotted. gutted. beast. down the drain. most generic looking bitch in this entire cast, BUT IN A BAD WAY. weird ass legs for an athlete, awful face, looks like the type who says "you're just a lesbian because you hadn't had good dick". MANSPLAINING KING. HATE THAT FACE specifically, what a waste of torso design. and i HATE that smirk. gross. solid -3/10. i can't stress this enough, I HATE HIS DESIGN SO MUCH. all of it.
hazeem. HOT!!!!! so fucking handsome, hello??? and i know he's not an li and that was a d-i-s-s-e-r-v-i-c-e. mustache could've been trimmed on the sides but i still think he's hella attractive. i don't mind body hair, and his looks actually good. a boot for the mustache but he was gonna be a 11/10, so 10/10.
james. cute, handsome, good body, but he doesn't make my panties twist you know? i think it's because he looks kinda boring. granted i've never seen any scenes featuring him, so i might be wrong, but he just looks like he would recite poetry and talk about books on the first date. i hate that, it's so tedious. but i love guys with long hair, no matter what texture it is and the bun does it for me. 9/10. hate the glasses and the shorts though.
juliet. NO. she reminds me of the mexican actresses that played villains on telenovelas when i was growing up. BIG SORAYA ENERGY, holy shit. love the eyes, but everything else... it's a no from me dog. hate the diaper she's wearing as a bikini bottom. don't like her, she's not cute. 3/10 and i'm being generous. she looks like she would say she's 40 and people would be like "you don't look 40" but lowkey she's supposed to be 40, you know?
kelly. quirky, cute, looks like would be fun to hang out, probably really flirty. the lip bite is the most they've ever done for a character on any of these ads and it looks good. 10/10.
kobi. great body, good face, but those trunks were a disservice. he looks like the type who would mansplain though, there's definitely an energy there. personally i don't think the "i'm a confident and dynamic guy" is attractive at all. some girls get wet by listening to them, i'm yawning, and he gives me that energy. 8/10.
lexi. i don't see what you guys are talking about. she looks fine but she's not out of this world. the body is ten times hotter with someone else's face. she looks like the lip injections went a bit too far. wouldn't give more than a 6/10.
najuma. SEE, NOW WE'RE TALKING. thicccc, gorgeous face, gorgeous body, gorgeous hair, amazing style. those eyes???? MA'AM, SPARE THAT HAND IN MARRIAGE. truthfully the hottest person in the entire cast and i haven't seen the others yet. 12/10.
oliver. YEP, HE DOES IT FOR ME. beautiful face, good body, hate the tattoos, he gets a boot for that, but he seems like the type of guy who talks to you all night and falls asleep on your lap after sharing stories and laughing about nothing. i love the vibe. he also strikes me as the type who can get a little shy. 11/10.
thabi. gorgeous face, cute style, cute hair, cute glasses, lovely energy. i personally think she's the type to like... laugh timidly about things and that's what i like. i just like how bashful and adorable she looks. she really does it for me too. 10/10.
tiffany. um... i don't know... something's off about them. i think it's the head? or the head-to-the-body position? something is definitely off. i do think she's cute though, and the body is a 10/10 for me. she gets a boot for the wonky design but she's gorgeous! 10/10.
tom. very meh. face is generic looking, and he has no lashes??? it's like they said "let's give him a strong jaw to make him look masculine" and it just looks... wrong. hate that hair, it's not the best let's be honest. the body just doesn't go with the face... the design is not designing, there's a disconnection for sure. i don't like it. also, not that it's bad, but he looks like he has a mommy kink, which added 2 points for him lol 5/10.
valentina. see now that's a bombshell! holy shit. great pose, hot. hair on point, face? amazing. love this one but she gets a boot for the tattoo. also, she does look like a dom/top and that energy makes anyone look ten times hotter, and she's already there. 10/10.
will. my-whole-damn-type! oh my god, long hair on guys is a different level. the tattoos though, are such a BOOT. i hate all of them. this is definitely the only character we can all agree it would be a downgrade if he got another tattoo. hair, face, body, it all does it for me. will is gorgeous and it's not even a discussion, but he gets two boots for the tattoos. 10/10. he was supposed to be a 12.
youcef. hate the hair shape, hair color... go back to party city where you belong. hate the outfits, hate the lips, hate the jaw. oh my god, what did they do to this boy?? body? 10/10, but what the fuck is this face??? why does he look so... weird?? he looks in pain when smiling, i- 3/10 and i'm being super generous. you know i am.
and can i talk about something else for a second? WHO THE FUCK DECIDED ON THEIR OUTFITS???
they're horrible! with the exception of will's night outfit, thabi's and najuma's, i don't think there was anybody else's i was into. the clothes are NOT IT.
valentina's dress was a trip to the gyno. girl... you move one inch i can measure your uterus. i also hate angie's... that fabric? so shiny, and in a very bad way. and i hate the sleeves. juliet's... the diaper? the blue dress?? i don't even... i don't... i-
moving on.
cora's blue something is fine but it's not gagworthy. i prefer the neon pieces and i hate neon. she just pulls it off really well and the cut is super cute. i love it.
now...
CAN WE JUST BURN EVERY OUTFIT BRUNO HAS EVER WORN IN THIS SEASON. GIRL, NO. THOSE SHIRTS ARE SO UGLY! just 'cause you're a comedian... dude, tell me the jokes, don't wear them.
youcef's too. what the fuck was that suit??? why are you wearing a bow tie on a vacation? what is... i don't... i- and again, go back to party city where you belong. you look like you borrowed sam winchester's white wig from the last episode of supernatural and gave it a cut yourself. get kobi here, ASAP, it's an emergency.
don't get me started on tom's. it's so corny to wear something that's not... occasion appropriate. that makes the entire outfit misplaced and why the fuck do you have a handkerchief in your pocket? jacket and sneakers, how very ellen degeneres of you. HATE HIS OUTFIT.
dylan can rot in hell. he's the most basic looking motherfucker and i bet he thinks he's the last vibrator on the shelf. BET. white shirt and jeans? GROUNDBREAKING.
kobi's is fine, not much going on but i kinda prefer that over whatever was going on with the others'.
james' i like because it's pink and pink on dark complexion is UNDERRATED. personally i think it took TOO LONG for a dude to wear it. *thinks of rahim and bobby in blush pink*
i just don't think i missed out on much by not playing this season.
the islanders... appearance alone, because i haven't played any episodes, those are my opinions. i remember being so TORN when i first started season 2. gary, rahim, noah and bobby WERE DOING IT FOR ME, you know?
when lucas and henrik came along, same! the only people that didn't cause any stir with me were rocco, jakub, felix and elijah, but the others?? HOLY SHIT. i had to play on different accounts, i just had to.
this art style is not it. what was wrong with s2's?
also, it does look like multiple artists, from different backgrounds, worked on this season's characters and it absolutely shows. some of them look 2d, some 3d. some of them have some bounce to their hair, some look like they're wearing a helmet (*clears throat* YOUCEF AND TOM).
god, they didn't make one effort did they? anyway. those are my scores based off appearance alone.
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storiesofsvu · 7 days
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Alright. It’s Thursday let’s see how tonight goes…
Weird opening that’s for sure
That blue suit on mechad is fucking gorgeous
Wtf is happening?!!!!?? Is this gonna be one of those twisty episodes? We’re only halfway through…
YES! SAM! Give her more screen time PLEASE
The like, main thing here would be finding the dancer, yes?
The lawyers have a good point with this recording, but it’s all speculation at this point…
I KNOW I know this defence attorney from somewhere… hold pls while I try to figure it out lol
Goddammit it’s not on imdb yet…
Okay so defence found the witness and honestly that just made everything way more complicated. YES, he killed the guy in (self) defence/trying to help/save the girl, BUT he’s still a racist pos who strangled the guy for three minutes after he stopped breathing. Also what was going on with the vic on the train? Cause he defs seemed out of it…
Ohhkay, an asthma attack, that makes sense. Reaching for the inhaler. Got it
Okay, y’all I’m sold on the new DA guy who came from scandal.
What is it with cop shows having very racist/sexist people/witnesses and choosing to send in their poc/women to figure details out.
OOHHH WE LOVE A GOOD UC STORYLINE! IS THIS GONNA BE A MULTI EP ARC?! A CROSSOVER?! (I know im clowning over a crossover, you don’t need to tell me)
That was a really good ep tbh.
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Okay we all know I’m ignoring TO.
If anyone has any good ideas for a relatively affordable vacation over July/august that wouldn’t be too fucking hot, pls lmk.
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Svu time!
Woof talk about a dark open
Also… it’s giving little mermaid…. The whole hazy can’t see her but she’s rescuing him and keeping him safe??
…pants around the ankles? Okay wait so something else happened in there?
WHERE! IS! VELASCO!
FFS
“EVERYONE IS ON MANDATORY OT” REALLY?! I REPEAT WHAT I JUST SAID!!
If they’re gonna be fucking rotating cast members, they should be rotating the ones who aren’t officially part of the squad. Curry was on last week, she should be gone this week.
Oh it was a man in the little mermaid vibes, my bad lol
….at least bruno’s here..
Okay… this girl’s apartment layout is the same as olivia’s (old?) one? (the one where noah was a toddler and up on the counter stealing cookies..) they really all about reusing sets aren’t they? Yet they make olivia’s apt completely different each ep…
Also I lowkey love all the fairy lights and art she’s got up, she’s made this place super cozy and calming and I dig it. Like I legit want that little tree with the fairy lights she has… catch me on amazon later.
Okay but like, if you were beat that bad and fighting for your life, there’s definitely a chance of hallucinating someone..
Bruno can yell at me any day…. Just sayin.
Why cant the girl with agoraphobia just fucking zoom/face time into the trial??? Like, they did that shit for younger witnesses/victims, for people already in prison/stuck in hospitals and that was all BEFORE covid…. I get that this is some kind of progress for her/olivia and more building for liv but it’s stupid…
Shout out to liv for making her office a complete safe space with the blinds drawn and candles and shit. Cute.
Okay that was an okay episode, we’re getting there slowly. I just wish we would go back to court for once. I miss my defence attorneys…
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Lowkey hate this flashback, ngl.
 Okay…I NEED to know how old joe stabler is supposed to be. Cause the actor’s age isn’t listed on wiki/imdb, but there’s a couple pages/articles that say he’s super late 40’s, early 50’s but he could pass for late 30’s so im SO confused lol.
Ahh… okay. Glad the drugs are his and not eli’s lol
Ugh I love bell so fucking much
I really hope Bobby’s leave was written in cause the actor had another offer that he wanted to take and not one that screwed him over.
Yaaasss cragen with the distraction save!
“I thought it worked…” bruh it sure did lol
God I miss cragen’s sass and quips. Im super glad he’s open to guest star
Bell being a complete bad ass like always. Yaaas queen
Speaking of bad ass women… nicely done chief…
Oh fuck….
Okay, well that was a decent night of l&o tonight!
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anxietycurved · 1 year
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I posted 543 times in 2022
40 posts created (7%)
503 posts reblogged (93%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@eckspress
@efeliaa
@nehcterg
@littlecaffeinatedowl
I tagged 106 of my posts in 2022
#damn - 3 posts
#damn it’s baby - 3 posts
#me today - 2 posts
#who is she - 2 posts
#i have a crush - 2 posts
#oh wow - 2 posts
#it’s baby - 2 posts
#someone make me a stay at home husband and i’ll this all day too - 2 posts
#till then i have other stuff to do - 2 posts
#i want this for me with all my heart - 1 post
Longest Tag: 71 characters
#i must be an odd duck because i need the connection and the stimulation
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of eight people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out !! <3
No you’re the beautiful one 💛✨
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#4
@eckspress tagged me in two music based tags. So here I go.
The first one is four songs I’m vibing with right now. Those being;
1. Give Heaven Some Hell by Hardy
2. Drops of Jupiter by Train
3. Thinking Bout You by Dustin Lynch
4. We Don’t Talk About Bruno from Encanto
Then she wants me to do the thing where you spell out your user name with songs. Oh gosh.
A- Amazing by Pinkzebra
N- Note to Self by Ben Rector
X- (My bad, I have no songs 😂)
I- I Woke Up In A Car by Something Corporate
E- Endlessly by The Cab
T- Then I Did by Rascal Flats
Y- You Changed Everything by The Wild Life
C- Camera Shy by School Boy Humor
U- Uptown Girl by Billy Joel
R- Rainbow by Kacey Musgraves
V- Voices in My Head by Ashley Tisdale
E- Epiphany by Bowling for Soup
D- Downtown Girl by Hot Chelle Rae
Hey @cumulusthighs @littlecaffeinatedowl @wastedonbutterflies y’all should do this
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#3
@ilyzuh and @c0ltraine both tagged me for a selfie. So here’s a quick one because I just got home from work. Chubby cheeks for life 😂
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5 Things Tag
@c0ltraine thank you for the tag sir
Five things in my bag
1. Random candy
2. Hearing aid batteries
3. Work keys and badge
4. Water bottle
5. Notebooks from college I never took out
Five things in my house
1. PS4
2. Owl plushies
3. Yoga mat
4. Owl blanket
5. A standie of Danny Devito
Five favorite things
1. Basketball
2. Video games
3. Some girl from NJ
4. Kingdom Hearts
5. Fuzzy socks
Five habits
1. Running my hand through my hair
2. Always need something in my hands
3. Rubbing my blanket against my lips.
4. Drinking water at 3 AM like every night for no reason.
5. Pacing when I’m nervous.
Five things I love about my personality
1. I make myself laugh
2. I’m empathic
3. I can take criticism
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My #1 post of 2022
Gosh, it took about a year to get this to happen, but I finally met @eckspress
I literally can’t believe how amazing she is. How peaceful she made me. She’s also short as fuck and it’s the cutest. Bless her. I can’t wait to see her again. ✨💛
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My professor: *lecturing*
My brain: DILF BRUNO DILF BRUNO DILF BRUNO
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laivellaliarn · 2 years
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Listen to me.  Bruno Madrigal has been in the walls of Casita for TEN YEARS.  He’s been parkour jumping that gap he thought was a giant sinkhole for TEN YEARS.  Do you know how much strength you need to grasp a fully grown 15 year old by just the wrist as she’s falling?  Because she let go for a hot second before he caught her.  She was already holding on to him when he fell, but he had to slide to his knees and catch her.  He didn’t say she was heavy; he said she was sweaty.  Mans had to climb up and down a metric fuckton of stairs every day for 40 years.
Bruno Madrigal is fucking jacked under that ruana.
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kkatsukiswife · 3 years
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Breakups
(haikyuu boys edition)
Characters: Oikawa Toruu, Kageyama Tobio, Kozume Kenma, Kuroo Tetsuro, Sugawara Koushi, Tsukishima Kei, Miya Atsumu, Yamaguchi Tadashi
Summary: this is how your relationship with the hq boys ends
Warnings: angst
Word count: 2251
(OLD)a/n: okay so I was listening to my sad music playlist and started fantasizing about how and why the haikyuu boys would end their relationships with their s/o soooo yeah expect some angst. Also I wrote short versions of these situations and I’m planning on posting the complete one shots/headcanons whatever you wanna call it later on :)
a/n: hi so I moved to this blog 'cause since the other one wasn't my main it was kinda uncomfy, I'll be reposting all my old fics and new ones will be coming soon too!
Oikawa:
I feel like Oikawa would be the type of lover that says hurtful things when he’s mad or when you guys are fighting. Most of the time it’s because of him not taking care of himself and pushing his body to dangerous limits, being too busy with practice and not giving you enough attention. The real problem is that he stops apologizing for the mean comments after each fight and you start to grow tired of it, feeling like you’re losing him. You probably breakup after a huge fight where he really crosses the line and says something like “I don’t need you to take care of me, I can do that myself. This is my dream and I’m willing to sacrifice everything for it, even you” aaaaand you’re done with his shit. The moment you tell him it’s over he starts begging you not to leave him and to give him a second chance, promising he’ll change, but you’ve already made up your mind. He misses you like crazy and cries himself to sleep every night, he feels so lonely and hates the person he’s become, but he’s still too proud to go up to you and properly apologize. So, when he sees you with someone else all he does is greet you with a fake smile and tell you he’s happy for you, which he truly is but deep down he’s waiting for your new lover to fuck it up and get his second chance with you.
Kageyama:
Dating Tobio would be hard, he seems like a boring guy I’m sorry so it’d be hard to tell if he’s still in love with you or not. Some people believe his love language is touch but I don’t think it is, I don’t see him as a physical affection type of guy. I feel like he just loves you and that’s it, he knows he does but he forgets to tell you/show it. He probably doesn’t like cliche or romantic gestures, it’s hard to get him to talk about something else other than volleyball so you’d grow tired of giving and not receiving. You break up with him because you can’t take his lack of interest/demonstration anymore and this boy doesn’t even get it, he’s done nothing wrong? It takes him a while to realize he should’ve at least paid attention to you and showed you he loved you every now and then, but he’s too late. He feels like shit, how could he hurt you like that? Once he’s got his shit together he apologizes to you and when he finds out you’re dating someone else instead of trying to win you back he accepts he just isn’t what you want.
Kenma:
Loving Kenma is like getting a drink without knowing what it is until you taste it, sometimes it could be sweet cocoa, others it could be simple tea, but sometimes it is burning hot coffee with no sugar. Getting his attention isn’t that hard unless he’s really invested in a video game, you could call him at 3:40 am and he’d answer after the first ring. He’s a pretty good boyfriend, always trying to make you feel loved, but like I said his love can be bitter too. Even though he treats you right and knows you love him back, he’s still pretty insecure about himself and gets jealous easily. He doesn’t even try to hide it, glaring and almost barking at every person who gets remotely close to you in a “friendly” way. Of course you confront him about it and reassure him that you’d never do something like that, he believes you until a new person tries flirting with you and the whole circle starts again. The relationship ends because of a misunderstanding at a party, the situation getting worse with Kenma’s lack of trust and it all ends up in a nasty fight. Sorry :)
Kuroo:
You and Kuroo are not official, but people know you are seeing each other and hanging out almost everyday. He’s not a fuckboy even though he acts like one, this boy is just terrified of heartbreak so when he realizes he’s falling for you he ends things. It’s not a proper breakup ‘cause at the end of the day you weren’t really dating, he just gradually distances himself from you, taking longer to answer your texts, canceling plans at last minute, until it’s over. Not long after things end with Kuroo you start seeing other people, enjoying your social life and finding someone who’s not scared of love. The only problem is that he looks a little bit like your “ex”, tall, muscular, dark hair, but this guy is sweet and caring and he actually wants to be with you. You aren’t mad at Kuroo for not being ready to be in a relationship, although it does hurt like hell to watch him lie to himself and pretend to be someone he’s not. People soon start talking, rumors spread like the plague, and even Kuroo makes a few comments about how you’re “trying to fulfill your fantasy by pretending this guy you’re dating is actually him”. It makes him mad and you can tell, it’s the way he stares when the two of you walk into a room and the eye roll what gives it away, he flirts with you trying to get a reaction out of your “replacement” as he’d call him, maybe start a fight is a good idea too. But you know he’s hurting, deep inside he’s dying to be the one you’re hugging and kissing, like it used to be before he had fucked up. He knows you know it, he knows you see it too.
Sugawara:
Oh boy this one’s gonna hurt. Listen, Suga is a sweetheart so he’d never hurt you. You are childhood friends and start dating during high school. There’s nothing wrong with your relationship, no toxicity, just pure fluff everything is perfect, until you finish high school and move to a different city. That’s when it all ends, since you are such good friends and have a healthy relationship you end up on good terms and keep being friends. At first it’s hard ‘cause come on you both probably think you’re soulmates, but once you guys start college and meet new people you start to forget about each other and drift apart. Sometimes you wonder what would’ve happened if you would’ve kept dating, would you have been able to make it work? Long distance and all? Those are the thoughts that frequent yours and Suga’s mind, but none of you say them out loud. For him it’s a bit harder to move on ‘cause he’s the one staying in town, he has to visit the same places you’ve gone to together, everywhere he looks there’s a piece of you. And when you’re back in town for the holidays or just visiting your family it gets worse. It feels like watching a movie made out of his most precious memories, except they are a bit different, older, taller... taken. He swears he’s okay, he’s still your friend and he’s gonna support you no matter what, he’s gonna love you no matter how hard his heart breaks.
Tsukishima:
Now, this one, this boy is toxic. I’ve said it, he’s not ready to be in a relationship ‘cause he hates commitment and just dating in general, but he also doesn’t wanna be alone. You meet him at a party or at a bar and end up going home with him, that’s how it all starts. You’re just fuck buddies, no feelings involved and it’s actually pretty nice ‘cause you don’t want anything serious either. It doesn’t end there though, this needs some drama. At first it’s all fun and games until blondie starts acting up, asking who you’ve been hanging out with as if it’d hurt him to find out you’re seeing someone else, only to then tell you he doesn’t care ‘cause he’s hooking up with other people as well. He finds himself needing you next to him constantly and convinces himself he’s just horny, he only wants your body. But he wants to hold your hands, he wants to play with your hair... he wants you to be his and his only, he’s growing tired of playing games but he doesn’t want to date you either. Once he accepts he has feelings for you he tries to make you fall in love with him, he succeeds, but you’re both too proud to say it out loud. You dance around each other for months until he finally asks you out, you say no. Oh shit was this boy mad at you, he plays it cool saying he was just joking around but leaves without even giving you a kiss. Expect to receive extra salt after that incident. He starts causing scenes whenever you go out and bump into each other at parties or clubs, getting into fights with other guys that are trying to flirt with you. You have to calm him down and have a talk with him, making it clear he isn’t your boyfriend and that you don’t want to see him anymore. It hurts you ‘cause you’re in love with him, but you just can’t be with someone who’s scared of commitment, not when you still have to learn to love yourself, it’s too risky. You try to stay friends with him but we all know Tsuki is petty af, he only calls you when he’s drunk just to blame you for his suffering, saying stuff like “ I really miss you and I hope you feel like shit”. You don’t think much of it, you know how he is and despite it all you still wish him the best.
Atsumu:
Atsumu is a sweetie, he falls head over heels for you and makes you feel SO loved your heart can’t even take it. He goes too fast though, being so excited when you first start dating that he rushes through the most important parts, the little details. However, you fall for him at a different pace, it takes you a while to get where he is and when you finally reach him he’s already turning around and running towards the finish line. Out of nowhere he tells you he isn’t in love with you anymore and that maybe it’d be better if you two broke up and started seeing other people. You don’t understand where this is all coming from, feeling hurt and betrayed you yell at him, assuring him he’s gonna regret it later. And he does. It doesn’t take him long to realize he should’ve waited a while before ending things with you, after all every couple has their ups and downs and it’s pretty normal to fall out of love for a period of time during the relationship. But he always craved more, he always wanted what he didn’t have and at that moment he wanted freedom, thinking he would be able to get that with someone else. You were right after all, there is no one like you and he’s missing you like crazy.
Yamaguchi:
I'm so sorry for doing this to Yams, I love him, he's so PURE. But he’s very insecure about himself, he needs constant reassurance and loves to be praised, so naturally your relationship isn’t the most ideal. At first you think that you can help him love himself by showing him how incredible he was to you and listing every single thing you loved about him, from his freckles to the way he scrunches up his nose when he’s about to cry. Eventually you realize that you’re not really helping, you’re not making it worse either but this boy believes he’s nothing without you and sees you as their savior. You try to explain to him that in order to truly open up to someone and give your love to them you have to accept yourself the way you are or at least try to, without depending on others to be emotionally stable, otherwise he’s only gonna end up hurt. That’s your biggest fear, what if you fall out of love? What if you’re the one who breaks his heart? If they’re true all those things he says about not being able to go on without you, it’s too big a responsibility for only one person to carry. You know you have to break up with him for his own good, but you can’t do it alone so you ask his friends for some help. One day at the end of practice Tsuki, Suga and Enoshita separate him from the rest of the team and take him outside where you’re waiting for them. The four of you explain to him what is going on, you tell him why you want to break up and the boys agree with your posture, telling Yams they’re gonna be there with him through it all and support him no matter what. He breaks down immediately and you hold him tight, head pressed against your chest and fingers tangled in his hair. You cry too, but at the end of the day he understands it’s for his own good and promises to try his best, for you. He’d never admit it but he blames you a little bit for making him believe he was all those pretty things you told him, now any type of compliment leaves a sour taste in his mouth.
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Breakups
(haikyuu boys edition)
Characters: Oikawa Toruu, Kageyama Tobio, Kozume Kenma, Kuroo Tetsuro, Sugawara Koushi, Tsukishima Kei, Miya Atsumu, Yamaguchi Tadashi
Summary: this is how your relationship with the hq boys ends
Warnings: angst
Word count: 2251
a/n: okay so I was listening to my sad music playlist and started fantasizing about how and why the haikyuu boys would end their relationships with their s/o soooo yeah expect some angst. Also I wrote short versions of these situations and I’m planning on posting the complete one shots/headcanons whatever you wanna call it later on :)
Oikawa:
I feel like Oikawa would be the type of lover that says hurtful things when he’s mad or when you guys are fighting. Most of the time it’s because of him not taking care of himself and pushing his body to dangerous limits, being too busy with practice and not giving you enough attention. The real problem is that he stops apologizing for the mean comments after each fight and you start to grow tired of it, feeling like you’re losing him. You probably breakup after a huge fight where he really crosses the line and says something like “I don’t need you to take care of me I can do that myself. This is my dream and I’m willing to sacrifice everything for it, even you” aaaaand you’re done with his shit. The moment you tell him it’s over he stars begging you not to leave him and to give him a second chance, promising he’ll change, but you’ve already made up your mind. He misses you like crazy and cries himself to sleep every night, he feels so lonely and hates the person he’s become, but he’s still too proud to go up to you and properly apologize. So, when he sees you with someone else all he does is greet you with a fake smile and tell you he’s happy for you, which he truly is but deep down he’s waiting for your new lover to fuck it up and get his second chance with you.
Kageyama:
Dating Tobio would be hard, he seems like a boring guy I’m sorry so it’d be hard to tell if he’s still in love with you or not. Some people believe his love language is touch but I don’t think it is, I don’t see him as a physical affection type of guy. I feel like he just loves you and that’s it, he knows he does but he forgets to tell you/show it. He probably doesn’t like cliche or romantic gestures, it’s hard to get him to talk about something else other than volleyball so you’d grow tired of giving and not receiving. You break up with him because you can’t take his lack of interest/demonstration anymore and this boy doesn’t even get it, he’s done nothing wrong? It takes him a while to realize he should’ve at least payed attention to you and showed you he loved you every now and then, but he’s too late. He feels like shit, how could he hurt you like that? Once he’s got his shit together he apologizes to you and when he finds out you’re dating someone else instead of trying to win you back he accepts he just isn’t what you want.
Kenma:
Loving Kenma is like getting a drink without knowing what it is until you taste it, sometimes it could be sweet cocoa, others it could be simple tea, but some times it is burning hot coffee with no sugar. Getting his attention isn’t that hard unless he’s really invested in a video game, you could call him at 3:40 am and he’d answer after the first ring. He’s a pretty good boyfriend, always trying to make you feel loved, but like I said his love can be bitter too. Even though he treats you right and knows you love him back, he’s still pretty insecure about himself and gets jealous easily. He doesn’t even try to hide it, glaring and almost barking at every person who gets remotely close to you in a “friendly” way. Of course you confront him about it and reassure him that you’d never do something like that, he believes you until a new person tries flirting with you and the whole circle starts again. The relationship ends because of a misunderstanding at a party, the situation getting worse with Kenma’s lack of trust and it all ends up in a nasty fight. Sorry :)
Kuroo:
You and Kuroo are not official, but people know you are seeing each other and hanging out almost everyday. He’s not a fuckboy even though he acts like one, this boy is just terrified of heartbreak so when he realizes he’s falling for you he ends things. It’s not a proper breakup ‘cause at the end of the day you weren’t really dating, he just gradually distances himself from you, taking longer to answer your texts, canceling plans at last minute, until it’s over. Not long after things end with Kuroo you start seeing other people, enjoying your social life and finding someone who’s not scared of love. The only problem is that he looks a little bit like your “ex”, tall, muscular, dark hair, but this guy is sweet and caring and he actually wants to be with you. You aren’t mad at Kuroo for not being ready to be in a relationship, although it does hurt like hell to watch him lie to himself and pretend to be someone he’s not. People soon start talking, rumors spread like the plague, and even Kuroo makes a few comments about how you’re “trying to fulfill your fantasy by pretending this guy you’re dating is actually him”. It makes him mad and you can tell, it’s the way he stares when the two of you walk into a room and the eye roll what gives it away, he flirts with you trying to get a reaction out of your “replacement” as he’d call him, maybe start a fight is a good idea too. But you know he’s hurting, deep inside he’s dying to be the one you’re hugging and kissing, like it used to be before he had fucked up. He knows you know it, he knows you see it too.
Sugawara:
Oh boy this one’s gonna hurt. Listen, Suga is a sweetheart so he’d never hurt you. You are childhood friends and start dating during high school. There’s nothing wrong with your relationship, no toxicity just pure fluff everything is perfect, until you finish high school and move to a different city. That’s when it all ends, since you are such good friends and have a healthy relationship you end up in good terms and keep being friends. At first it’s hard ‘cause come on you both probably think you’re soulmates, but once you guys start college and meet new people you start to forget about each other and drift apart. Sometimes you wonder what would’ve happened if you would’ve kept dating, would you have been able of making it work? Long distance and all? Those are the thoughts that frequent yours and Suga’s mind, but none of you say them out loud. For him it’s a bit harder to move on ‘cause he’s the one staying in town, he has to visit the same places you’ve gone to together, everywhere he looks there’s a piece of you. And when you’re back in town for the holidays or just visiting your family it gets worse. It feels like watching a movie made out of his most precious memories, except they are a bit different, older, taller... taken. He swears he’s okay, he’s still your friend and he’s gonna support you no matter what, he’s gonna love you no matter how hard his heart breaks.
Tsukishima:
Now, this one, this boy is toxic. I’ve said it, he’s not ready to be in a relationship ‘cause he hates commitment and just dating in general, but he also doesn’t wanna be alone. You meet him at a party or at a bar and end up going home with him, that’s how it all starts. You’re just fuck buddies, no feelings involved and it’s actually pretty nice ‘cause you don’t want anything serious either. It doesn’t end there though, this needs some drama. At first it’s all fun and games until blondie starts acting up, asking who you’ve been hanging with as if it’d hurt him to find out you’re seeing some else, only to then tell you he doesn’t care ‘cause he’s hooking up with other people as well. He finds himself needing you next to him constantly and convinces himself he’s just horny, he only wants your body. But he wants to hold your hands, he wants to play with your hair... he wants you to be his and his only, he’s growing tired of playing games but he doesn’t want to date you either. Once he accepts he has feelings for you he tries to make you fall in love with him, he succeeds, but you’re both too proud to say it out loud. You dance around each other for months until he finally asks you out, you say no. Oh shit was this boy mad at you, he plays it cool saying he was just joking around but leaves without even giving you a kiss. Expect to receive extra salt after that incident. He starts causing scenes whenever you go out and bump into each other at parties or clubs, getting into fights with other guys that are trying to flirt with you. You have to calm him down and have a talk with him, making it clear he isn’t your boyfriend and that you don’t want to see him anymore. It hurts you ‘cause you’re in love with him, but you just can’t be with someone who’s scared of commitment, not when you still have to learn to love yourself, it’s too risky. You try to stay friends with him but we all know Tsuki is petty af, he only calls you when he’s drunk just to blame you for his suffering, saying stuff like “ I really miss you and I hope you feel like shit”. You don’t think much of it, you know how he is and despite it all you still wish him the best.
Atsumu:
Atsumu is a sweetie, he falls head over heels for you and makes you feel SO loved your heart can’t even take it. He goes too fast though, being so excited when you first start dating that he rushes through the most important parts, the little details. However, you fall for him at a different pace, it takes you a while to get where he is and when you finally reach him he’s already turning around and running towards the finish line. Out of nowhere he tells you he isn’t in love with you anymore and that maybe it’d be better if you two broke up and started seeing other people. You don’t understand where this is all coming from, feeling hurt and betrayed you yell at him, assuring him he’s gonna regret it later. And he does. It doesn’t take him long to realize he should’ve waited a while before ending things with you, after all every couple has their ups and downs and it’s pretty normal to fall out of love for a period of time during the relationship. But he always craved more, he always wanted what he didn’t have and at that moment he wanted freedom, thinking he would be able to get that with someone else. You were right after all, there is no one like you and he’s missing you like crazy.
Yamaguchi:
Im so sorry for doing this to Yams, I love him he’s so PURE. But he’s very insecure about himself, he needs constant reassurance and loves to be praised, so naturally your relationship isn’t the most ideal. At first you think that you can help him love himself by showing him how incredible he was to you and listing every single thing you loved about him, from his freckles to the way he scrunches up his nose when he’s about to cry. Eventually you realize that you’re not really helping, you’re not making it worst either but this boy believes he’s nothing without you and sees you as their savior. You try to explain it to him that in order to truly open up to someone and give your love to them you have to accept yourself the way you are or at least try to, without depending on others to be emotionally stable, otherwise he’s only gonna end up hurt. That’s your biggest fear, what if you fall out of love? What if you’re the one who breaks his heart? If they’re true all those things he says about not being able to go on without you, it’s too big a responsibility for only one person to carry. You know you have to break up with him for his own good, but you can’t do it alone so you ask his friends for some help. One day at the end of practice Tsuki, Suga and Enoshita separate him from the rest of the team and tsk him outside where you’re waiting for them. The four of you explain to him what is going on, you tell him why you want to break up and the boys agree with your posture, telling Yams they’re gonna be there with him through it all and support him no matter what. He breaks down immediately and you hold him tight, head pressed against your chest and fingers tangled in his hair. You cry too, but at the end of the day he understands it’s for his own good and promises to try his best, for you. He’d never admit it but he blames you a little bit for making him believe he was all those pretty things you told him, now any type of compliment leaves a sour taste in his mouth.
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1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Yes I can
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
all the above but taken 
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
I’d raise an eyebrow and say “Okay?”
4: Ever been told, “it’s not you, it’s me”?
Yes. All. The. Time
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
Define interested
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
uhhhh sleeping and eating?
7: Do you want to be single?
I’d love to be in a relationship but I keep making people leave so best I stay single aha
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
I do both
9: How late did you stay up last night?
4am?
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
Yes sadly I can
11: Last three things you had to drink?
Cider, Tea, and Coca Cola
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
No
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
No
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
I don’t think so?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Yes 
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
Yeah I was
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
Eating a bacon butty
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
Just my baby brother
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
Probably not
20: What would you name your future daughter?
I don’t really want to have children but if I was in a committed relationship then I’d be up for kids (If they carry them) and then I’ll probably have a dream name for my kid aha
21: Do you miss anyone?
Yeah I do
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
Yes
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
No
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
ohhhh definitely
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Yep
26: Who did you last see in person?
My family
27: Are you listening to music right now?
Nope
28: What is something you currently want right now?
My chocolate which is at my uni house which is a 90-minute drive away
29: What is the last thing you said out loud?
No thanks
30: How is your heart lately?
Physically? Fine. Emotionally? Fuck knows
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
If it’s raining then yeah
32: Are you wearing socks?
yeah
33: What do people call you?
Serena
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Yeah
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
Just Uni work
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
Except for family? No one 
37: Did you do something bad today?
Not that I know of but I’ve probably pissed someone off at some point
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
My brother hugged me if that counts
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
Yes!!!!
40: Will you sing today?
I’ve got “We don’t talk about Bruno” stuck in my head so yeah probably
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
All the time
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
No one really
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
Nope
44: What are you listening to right now?
I can hear the TV downstairs
45: What is wrong with you right now?
Just feel a bit numb
46: What is on your wrists right now?
Nothing
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
ASOS
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Hot chocolate
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
Nope
50: Are you a good artist?
Noooooo
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
If you say so
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
No 6 months ago was a lot harder for me
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
Nope
54: Do you have trust issues?
Yes but they’re a lot worse right now
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
I was texting my ex until about 8am
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
No, I don’t think there is a hot topic near me
57: Do you use chapstick?
Yes
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Yes
59: Do you have a little sister?
I have 2
60: Have you ever been to New York?
No, I haven’t
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
At the time yes
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yes
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
Chatting to my mutuals
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Yes but not because of them but because I was drunk 
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Not just one person
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
Lip kisses? No, but any kind of kiss then yes
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
Nope not romantically
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
Never slept with someone else but I really want to
69: Will next Friday be a good one?
I hope so
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Thoughts on Every Gym Leader/Kahuna, Trial Captain, Elite 4 Member, and Champion (excluding Gen 7 since YOU become the champion. Plus we'll do Professors and Rivals at a later date and that's when I'll cover N, Kukui, and Hau. And yes this means Blue, Cheren, Marnie, and Bede will be covered twice)
Brock: A simp but a loveable simp whom we all love. 50/10
Misty: BEST GIRL. She was my first Pokémon crush and I love how sassy she is. 100/10
Lt. Surge: Dundabolt. 25/10
Erika: Oh cool, her design looks pretty so her battle should be go- aaaaaand its over. 8/10
Koga: He's a ninja. 100/10
Janine: Girlboss Ninja. 150/10
Sabrina: Creepy but also really cool. 80/10
Blaine: HOPE YA HAVE BURN HEAL! 12/10
Giovanni: I love this mafioso and Team Rocket as a whole so much. 60/10
Lorelei: Big Mommy Milkers (in the anime at least) but also a pretty cool (heh) demeanor. 73/10
Bruno: That's it? That was the battle? 5/10
Agatha: Status Effect O'Clock. 30/10
Lance: The OG Dragon Master... with only one Dragon on his team. 47/10
Blue: Do I even need to say anything? 100/10
Falkner: For a first Gym Leader, he's pretty bland imo. 6/10
Bugsy: Transmasc Icon. NeedsHeracrossAsHisAce/10
Whitney: Fuck Miltank. -65/10
Morty: *[insert unfunny Rick and Morty joke here]* 35/10
Chuck: Boring. 3/10
Jasmine: And the easiest Gym puzzle award goes to. 20/10
Pryce: How did my dumbass child-self get stuck on this old man for so long? ChildhoodDumbness/10
Clair: Sore Loser. Doesn't deserve the Dragon Type. 4/10
Will: Boring. 2/10
Karen: Literally the only good Karen. 35/10
Roxanne: Brock but boring. 6/10
Brawly: Surfer Bro. Probably smokes weed. 15/10
Wattson: Oh hey its the guy who had his whole team one shot by Ash's Pikachu. 5/10
Flannery: Hot both literally and figuratively. I love her demeanor and how deep down nervous she is. 50/10
Norman: The Only Good Father Figure in this series. 30/10
Winona: Boring tbh. Hot, but boring. 4/10
Tate and Liza: Ah yes, Surf Fodder. 8/10
Wallace: Fabulous Gay Water Man. I love him and want to date him one day. 78/10
Juan: Wallace but not gay but just as fabulous. 60/10
Sidney: He just wants a good fight yet uses two Dark Types with one of the worst defensive type comboes in the series. 11/10
Phoebe: Transfemme Icon. We stan. 70/10
Glacia: Boring. 1/10
Drake: Lance but better. 57/10
Steven: How does Hoenn have not one, but TWO hot champions? I love this rock collector. 80/10
Roark: Like father... 30/10
Gardenia: She gives me Daisy from Mario vibes. I like it. 40/10
Maylene: Fighting Type Misty. I love her. 55/10
Wallace: YOU'RE GOIN' NOWHERE! I GOTCHA FOR THREE MINUTES, THREE MINUTES OF PLAYTIME! 90/10
Fantina: She's 100% from Kalos and just moved from there to Sinnoh. 70/10
Byron: ...like son. 30/10
Candice: WORST. GYM. PUZZLE. 8/10
Volkner: Minato from Naruto but emo. 80/10
Aaron: The absolute balls of this man to use Dustox and Beautifly. 20/10
Bertha: Oh hello ma'am. You look very kind. Welp, time to sweep you with Torterra/Empoleon. 9/10
Flint: Ah yes, my favorite Fire Types: Drifblim, Lopunny, and Steelix. 50/10
Lucian: Why are the Psychic Elite 4 Members the most boring? 5/10
Cynthia: *[WAR FLASHBACKS]*
Also, she's hot and very funny in the anime. 110/10
Cilan: The best part of the Unova anime. 8/10
Chili: Meh 1. 3/10
Cress: Meh 2. At least he's handsome. 6/10
Cheren: Someone tell me why he looks lowkey cute in B2W2? 7/10
Lenora: Hard Female Normal Type Gym Leader but actually likeable. We stan. 8/10
Roxie: She did the whole punk rock thing before Piers made it cool. 78/10
Burgh: The Other Transmasc Icon of the Bug Type users. 40/10
Elesa: Girlboss and very attractive. Only real flaw is a HORRENDOUS battle. StopUsingVoltSwitch/10
Clay: MINER COWBOY. 59/10
Skyla: Lowkey thicc and very attractive with a great personality to boot. 60/10
Brycen: The Best Ice Specialist. 77/10
Drayden: GILF Dragon User. 80/10
Marlon: Hrngh... shirtless male Gym Leader... One of my bisexual awakening moments. 80/10
Shauntal: Compared to other Ghost Type Specialists, kinda meh. 20/10
Grimsley: WHY ARE ALL THE DARK TYPE SPECIALISTS (minus Sidney) ATTRACTIVE. 93/10
Caitlin: Sleeby. Was also a great way to show how she progressed from Gen 4 into Gen 5. 30/10
Marshall: The Most Meh of the Unova Elite 4. 3/10
Alder: Look he's trying his best and is honestly a great Champion. 30/10
Iris: She has a Hydreigon. 300/10
Viola: Easy. 5/10
Grant: Easy and bland. 2/10
Korrina: One of two good Kalos Gym Leaders. 30/10
Ramos: Easy and bland. 1/10
Clemont: THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO SCIENCE! 20/10
Valerie: BEGONE FAIRY USER! -200/10
Olympia: Easy and bland. 4/10
Wulfric: Easiest and blandest: 0/10
Drasna: WHY DOESN'T SHE USE HYDREIGON IF ITS RIGHT AT VICTORY ROAD?! -150/10
Malva: Smokin' hot and very good personality wise. One of the few good Kalos characters. 20/10
Siebold: Pokémon is art as a game but battling itself is not art... unless you use Smeargle. 6/10
Wikstrom: The fact they had a KNIGHT BASED STEEL TYPE ELITE 4 MEMBER and didn't give him Escavalier gives him a low score immediately. 3/10
Diantha: Wait this battle can last more than 30 seconds? 1/10
Iida: I want to date him. Handsome and he is a very nice guy. 50/10
Hala: BUFF SUMO GRANDPA. 100/10
Lana: Wait, did we somehow get a BORING Water specialist? 4/10
Kiawe: Best character in the Alola anime outside of Gladion. 33/10
Mallow: Grass Type Misty. 8/10
Olivia: Would let her step on me WITH her heels. 80/10
Sophocles: Annoying Brat. -4/10
Acerola: Adorable and surprisingly tough when unprepared. 20/10
Nanu: Police Officer DILF, and somehow is also lowkey attractive. 40/10
Mina: BEGONE FAIRY USER! -200/10
Hapu: Acerola but boring. 3/10
Molayne: I mean, he's okay, but still kinda boring. 5/10
Kahili: ... Idk/10
Milo: I would let him crush my skull between his biceps. 90/10
Nessa: HELLO MA'AM PLEASE GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR PHOTOS. 95/10
Kabu: Hey guys, I found Flannery's father. 60/10
Bea: HELLO MA'AM PLEASE STEP ON ME. 110/10
Allister: PROTECC THE SMOL CHILD! 120/10
Opal: She uses a Togekiss and is a very respectful elder, so I'll give her a pass for being a Fairy User. 7/10
Gordie: Would let him hug me until my spine breaks. 90/10
Melony: If you looked up MILF in the dictionary, you'd see Melony next to Lisa Lisa from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil. 85/10
Piers: STEP ON ME GOTH PUNK DADDY. 140/10
Rainhan:
YES HELLO SIR CAN YOU PLEASE STEP ON MY FACE SO HARD IT LEAVES A BOOT MARK AND AND THEN KISS ME ON THE LIPS PLEASE AND THANK YOU
170/10
Marnie: Best Girl. Is goth but also a complete sweetheart. 160/10
Bede: One of very few good Fairy Specialists. Is also very handsome. 130/10
Leon: The only good Charizard user. Also is very handsome and I'd let him step on me. 150/10
Klara: How ironic for the relstionship with a Poison Type leader to be so toxic. Still love her though. 110/10
Avery: He radiates Frieza Voice energy. I like him. 95/10
Mustard: Chaotic Old Man. Very much love him. 120/10
Peony: Everyone's dad. Too bad his battle theme's the worst in the game. 100/10
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author’s note: this wasn’t a request, just something super self-indulgent that I wanted to do! ❤⃛(*ૂ❛ัᴗ❛ั*ૂ) also this ended up taking 2.5 hours to write aldkf;j so much for unwinding at the end of the day. overall, I’m super proud of how this came out — please enjoy!
❥ ┋ ❝ bucci gang realizing that they’re in love!
bruno bucciarati.
Bucciarati realizes he’s in love when he sees you defending civilians.
he is a man made of love. for his people, for his community, for his goals — he firmly believes that everyone and everything can be built on yes, but more importantly, taken care of.
he sees you protecting an elderly couple during a stand battle. in a split second do you throw your stand at the couple, taking a hefty amount of damage in their place. you’re bloody and your arm is definitely broken, but you still turn to them. "you need to leave. now,” you say. although your words are harsh and hoarse, your smile reminds them that yes, everything will be fine, I just need you to trust me.
you didn’t have to protect them. any other gangster would have left them to die. they’re old, no one would miss them.
but you did. you put these two strangers, two no ones at the wrong place at the wrong time, before yourself. even if it meant you’d die.
Bucciarati would visit you shortly after the battle. Giorno had already tended to your wounds, evident by your lack of bandages. his hair is normally neatly placed, but it looks like he had been rustling it, with his clips out of place and the braid atop his head uneven. his concern is apparent; he’s wracked his brain waiting for your recovery. you knew that Bucciarati cared about his team, but when did he care this much? ↳ “I admit, your actions were certainly reckless,” he would say to you, taking a seat beside your bed. “you’re lucky that fight didn’t end worse than it did. nonetheless...” his voice is tired yet soft, comforting. “I’m glad you’re okay. I’m... I’m incredibly glad.”
leone abbacchio.
Abbacchio realizes he’s in love when he sees you upholding true justice.
although he would never admit it, he is haunted by his inability to save his partner during his time as an officer. as such, Abbacchio envies those who back justice in spite of the system Italy lives under.
you’re patrolling one of La Passione’s turfs with him when you see it: two officers harassing a young girl. even though Abbacchio tells you not to get involved, you quickly storm over to the scene. their voices are loud and clear, despite them being several meters away. the girl looks scared.
it turns out she had stolen a handful of painkillers from the corner store. the cops noticed her scurrying out as they were buying a pack of smokes. and now, they were threatening to take her into the station. “I need them for my family!” she explains, but the cops don’t buy it. they huff something about her bringing them to school and selling them to her friends.
“here. I’ll pay for her. just leave her alone.” Abbacchio watches as you flash 30 euros to the cops, more than enough to pay for the medicine. playing them at their own game, he sees. thankfully, they relent, pocketing the money and leaving the scene. and after you talk to the girl, explaining that if she needs more help to come find you, you both leave the scene too.
it’s a brief affair. truthfully, he wouldn’t have gotten himself involved. he wishes you hadn’t either. it would’ve been less of a headache, and now that girl is going to pester you again in the future. but he can’t stop replaying the scene in this head. how you willingly stood up for her, reassured her that everything would be okay. how you smiled and looked so content after the fact. ↳ “ I envy you,” he would say as you walked away from the scene. “doing the right thing is...” he pauses. stupid? naive? “...it’s not easy. you didn’t have to do anything but I admire your valor. just don’t be surprised if that girl comes up at your doorstep begging for more money.” nonetheless, he wants to learn more from you. to be good again, he thinks. maybe then he can be someone that he himself is proud of. and maybe, eventually, he’ll make you proud too.
giorno giovanna.
Giorno realizes he’s in love when he sees your ambition.
he prides himself on his resolve. to him, resolve is committing to something regardless of the difficulties that a person faces. seeing you be so goal-oriented would make him believe that he’s found his match.
it doesn’t have to be a huge goal, like dedicating yourself to a field of practice or learning a new language. it can be as simple as trying to keep your houseplants alive. in fact, those little things come off as more charming to him. it shows that you’re passionate about everything you do, no matter what it is.
seeing you continuously try despite numerous failures would make Giorno’s heart pound. you refuse to give up. even with everything against you, you still roll up your sleeves, take a deep breath, and pick yourself up again. he adores this about you.
he realizes it when you’re rambling about your next move in your goals. your face is so excited, your eyes so wide and bright. your mouth is voicing your steps a million words a minute but all he can focus on is how beautiful you look. the smile on his lips is unmistakable. ↳ “tell me more. I want to know everything. tell me about every detail, every step, what you’ll do when you’re finished... all of it.” he won’t say it — after all, he doesn’t want to come off as too desperate — but he wants to be there every step of the way with you. and when you’ve completed your goal, he wants to be the one next to you, the one to say, “I am so, so proud of you.”
guido mista.
Mista realizes he’s in love when you laugh at one of his jokes.
life should be simple. that’s the mantra he lives by. despite being a gangster, he just wants to have a simple life filled with simple pleasures. one of those ways is through telling stories.
it happens when the group is eating dinner at a local restaurant. Mista is telling some long-winded anecdote, something about how he heroically beat up a landlord for harassing his tenants over money. at the end, it turned out to be the set up for a really brief and really stupid punchline.
everyone is looking at him. “ah? ahhhh?” he muses, but no one responds. the silence in the air is unbearable. hm. wow. is it hot in here or what? finally, Narancia breaks the silence, muttering that he doesn’t get it. Fugo tells him that Mista could have made the joke so much shorter. Bucciarti exhales quickly from his nostrils, a half-assed attempt at laughing. Giorno and Abbacchio don’t say anything.
but then you. oh, you. it takes you a moment to get it, but when you do, your giggling disrupts the awkwardness. it sounds like bells, Mista thinks. sweet bells, ringing like how they used to at the church every Sunday morning in his hometown. it makes him feel warm, welcome, and he can’t help but feel his face flush when he hears your laughing.
Mista stays in place afterwards, pushing his white beans to and fro on his plate. he’s not hungry anymore. he keeps looking up at you, and while he had acknowledged you were attractive before, something about you was now beautiful. you were happy here, with your eyes bright and your smile wide. eventually, he would say: ↳ “hey, thanks for covering me back there. those guys never laugh at anything I say.” he rolls his eyes playfully, adding a slight shrug of his shoulders. “lemme make it up to you. what can I do for you?” he’s trying to be smooth, but he’s so giddy at the prospect at spending more time with you!
narancia ghirga.
Narancia realizes he’s in love when you don’t lose your patience with him.
he doesn’t have much of a formal education. hence, critical thinking skills don’t come easy to him. he tries his best, he really does, but it’s difficult when he’s hardly flexed his brain.
he’s writing a song. nothing fancy, but music has always been a part of Narancia’s life that he wants to give it a go himself. maybe one day he’ll be a famous hip hop artist, touring across Europe and maybe even the U.S. one day! the thought makes him excited. but for now, he needs to establish the lyrics.
rap is easier said than done, though. Fugo is teasing him about his inability to write poetry — what makes Narancia think that he could write a whole song? he grits his teeth and turns back to his paper. 
that’s when you approach him. you sit down with him, asking him what he would like to write about. “oh, uh... growing up in the streets, I guess,” he mumbles. he’s taken aback by your help. plus, talking about it now makes him embarrassed. but you don’t judge him, no; you sit down with him and try to help him nail down the theme. and once you have that, you assist him in finding snappy lyrics and catchy rhymes. 
you don’t criticize him for his ideas. you don’t yell at him for his suggestions. you just listen and add on. the encounter is foreign, to say the least... but not unwelcome. Narancia finds your help incredibly productive (much better than Fugo could ever offer him). and the time goes by so fast! within a few hours, his song is done. yet he’s not happy... no, he starts to feel lonely the moment you stand up, off to assist Bucciarati with whatever he needs. ↳ “wait, hold on, [Name]!” shit. his voice is way too desperate. he softens it as best he can muster: “can... can we write another song sometime? I have a lot more ideas and I can’t do it without you.” fuck. he did it again. but when smile at him and nod, promising that you’ll help him hit the Top 40, Narancia can’t help but smile back.  
panacotta fugo.
Fugo realizes that he’s in love when you put him before yourself.
genius. prodigy. failure. Fugo is defined by how others see him. after his parents abandoned him for leaving an abusive establishment, he finds himself lost in the world. who is he? what is he worth?
he’s escorting you to your mission when his car is attacked by a rival gang. the assault is a blur. he can remember the car flipping over, tumbling off the road and into the Mediterranean Sea. it happens so fast. the salty water surrounding you both. the windshield cracking. the airbag goes off, suffocating him. he can’t see. he can’t breathe. and suddenly, it’s dark.
when he wakes up, he realizes that you’re both on the beach. “where are we?” he musters out. it hurts to talk. you hush him to take it easy, that he had most certainly broken a few ribs. and that’s when he sees it: when he looks down, his wounds are tended to. gashes have been tenderly wrapped in gauze and minor cuts treated with balm. a pain relief patch has been placed on his chest, no doubt where the air bag hit him. but when he looks at you, you’re bleeding through your bandages.
that’s right. there was a first aid kit in the car. based on his injuries, you spent the majority of supplies on him, even though you definitely had it just as bad. “why?” is all he can say.
why? you shake your head. “because you’re my friend,” you answer, adjusting the gauze on his wrist. “I’m taking care of you because you’re worth it.”
your words catch him by surprise. he doesn’t believe it, but... your face is honest enough. his thoughts are jumbled, as mixed as the sand and water at the shore just a few meters away. and when your hand touches his wrist... he shakes his own head.
↳ “you should’ve tended to yourself first.” his tongue tastes of nothing but blood and salt and his words show it. a beat, and gentler this time: “I appreciate your thinking of me. thank you.” that’s all he can say, at least for now. it hurts to much to talk, moreover think. so he places his hand over yours as a gesture of thanks. friends, huh? the idea before sounded laughable, but now... there was something warm about it. the answer to his question — who is he? — had come as quickly as the waves beneath him: a friend.
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softinkshadows · 3 years
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Shingeki no Kyojin Demon AU (Part 1) (x female reader)
You’re a young graduate working long hours at a bistro and doing food deliveries. Little did you expect your life to get entangled with the leading figures of the largest conglomerates in the world. Or a thousand-year-old demon clan war.
Part 1 / ?
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“Tch,” Levi tuts in distaste as his gaze wanders across the empty pantry shelves. “There’s no tea, Erwin. You have a 50 million-dollar home, but no damn tea.” He shuts the sleek cabinet doors brusquely, giving a side-eye at the blond reclining on a lush sofa in the living room. Behind him, large down-to-floor Fleetwood doors open into an expansive backyard, where the soft lights of the infinity pool and the pool house stand out against the night sky and the rolling hills of Paradis beyond. 
“There’s no coffee either,” a loud voice calls from the corridor, “Just rows and rows of expensive alcohol. Talk about an upgrade... Ahhhh and I’m getting hungry too...” Levi turns to see Hange return from the wine cellar, looking equal parts fascinated and frustrated with the home. 
“Sorry about that. I only just moved in proper, so I only have the essentials - Miche, glad you could make it,” Erwin breaks of mid-sentence and nods to greet the brown-haired man entering the living room. 
“I saw off Nanaba with the rest outside. For a meeting this late at night... this must be something big, Erwin,” Miche glances around the room, his body tense with concern.
“I’m afraid it is. We need to get used to more meetings like this. It seems they are moving again,” Erwin leans forward, tenting his fingers. Levi moves to sit on a nearby couch, his brows furrowed and arms crossed, clearly annoyed. “If we’re going to be up all night, we’re going to need tea.”
Hange sighs in acknowledgement, before running out onto the patio, yelling. “Moblit!! We need tea, coffee and decent hot food. Anything that can deliver at this hour, and fast!” As she rounds back into the house, the scurrying of footsteps and the softer response of “Ryoukai! (trans: Roger!)” is heard immediately.
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“Change the channel will ya!” your uncle shouts from the kitchen as the blare of heavy metal rock screams from the old, wall-mounted television.
“Just a minute!” you yell back over the din, serving a customer’s plate of fish and chips before walking back to the bistro counter, scrambling for the remote. The screeching music stops as the screen switches to the standard Paradis News Channel, and you heave a sigh of relief. It is already close to midnight, and the bistro is occupied with only a handful of regulars who work the night shift nearby. But as the niece of Bruno’s Bistro, a cosy establishment and hidden gem of the Trost district, you had a reputation to uphold; there is no way you’d put your customers through that noise at this hour. 
A hand pushes a small plate of tacos towards you on the counter. “Supper,” says your uncle cheerily, wiping the sweat from his face with a towel round his neck, his eyes shining with quiet affection. He brings a second plate round for himself, tucking in straightaway, and you do the same. You know that even after all these years, he feels sorry. That he blames himself when you threw away the prospect of working a cushy, corporate job after graduation to help him run his bistro, toiling long hours till three in the morning every day. But you are happy to. It was your uncle Bruno who took you in as a child and looked after you since your parents’ untimely death many years ago. His wife had passed on earlier from an illness, and he was alone. So were you. And for the longest time, all you had was each other.  The main phone rings loudly from the kitchen, and Bruno walks over to answer it. You can’t make out the conversation, but you suppose it’s one of the bistro’s food suppliers.
“This is Ilse Langnar, and this is Paradis Nightly News. Today, Mitras Holdings announced a joint venture with SNK Group to develop the world’s largest shopping district in downtown of Paradis city. This marks Mitras’ third large scale project in Paradis, after the restoration of the Reiss chapel and the commissioning of a cutting-edge renewable energy plant in the eastern district. We hear more from its chairman on their string of successes -” You look up from your food at the flickering image on the television, as a stoic, charismatic man with blue eyes addresses a crowd of reporters on a podium. “What a different life,” you mutter to yourself, before turning your attention back to the tacos. The newscaster drones on. “In other news, Liberio Corp’s shares increased another 10% this week, cementing its standing as the most influential conglomerat-”
“Y/n!” Bruno’s voice interrupts suddenly, slamming the phone receiver down. “We got orders! Lots of them!”
“What? At this time?” You hurry and shove the last of the tacos into your mouth, wiping your hands of crumbs, before gathering your senses.
“We got half a dozen chicken and beef pastries each, 1 strong black, 1 mocha, 1 latte, 4 flat whites and 2 cups of our best tea. And it’s delivery,” recites Bruno. Your quick mind and experience from working through the busiest shifts already has you committing all the orders to memory and preparing the drinks on cue. Minutes later, you’re packing the orders neatly into the back of your motorbike, and strapping on your helmet.
You peer at the slip of paper with the delivery address scribbled over with Bruno’s messy handwriting.40 Ehrmich Drive... Damn. Isn’t that the wealthiest district in all of Paradis, just north of downtown? you wonder to yourself. Didn’t know rich people pulled all-nighters. Whoever was on the phone did promise to tip lavishly if you could deliver within the hour. Without hesitating, you step on the gas pedal.
You find yourself winding through the lanes of Ehrmich Drive, only passing by an intimidating front gate every two hundred meters or so. The houses here are huge. And so far apart that it is rather dark, save for the sporadic streetlights here and there. You come to a stop at a long steel gate, on the side of which the number 40 is engraved into the limestone wall. “Where’s the damn doorbell,” you mutter, looking around wildly but to no avail. You catch sight of some security cameras and wave to get its attention, but nothing happens. You groan. The person who called didn’t leave a contact number.  Here goes nothing, you think, resigning yourself to fate. You try the steel gate, and realize it slides open easily. So much for security. 
It’s a walk before you even reach the main house, a chic two-storeyed mansion sprawling across this vast acre of land. You are aware of your place when you catch sight of several luxury cars parked along the driveway, each looking more expensive than the last. You look back at your faded, worn sneakers on the gravel, feeling extremely out of place. Strangely, what appears to be a mammoth-sized glass front door doesn’t budge. Please just make my job easier, you grumble to yourself in frustration. Contemplating leaving the food on the hood of one of the cars, your turn back when you are drawn to sounds of distant conversation from around the patio. 
“In any case, the purebloods are moving in on Paradis,” you hear a familiar low, smooth voice. “They are certain that they’ll find what they’ve been looking for.”
Your mind whirls a little. Pureblood? What is that? Some kind of dog? 
Another deep voice chimes in. “Is this the reason for the venture with SNK? I thought we were supposed to be killing off -” Then silence. Killing?
Just as you are about to reach the corner, someone steps in front of you so fast you barely have any time to register. A man with cropped dark hair and even darker eyes blocks your way, dressed in a fitted black suit and a slightly unbuttoned white dress shirt. He’s a little shorter than you, but something about the intensity of his eyes, his stance with one hand resting on the wall and the other casually tucked into his pocket makes you feel incredibly uneasy. You feel your chest tighten, you mind blanking out as an indescribable fear washes over you -suddenly you’re thirteen again, running through the dark streets, breathless, desperate, running away from something - what? - and then cold, cold all over, feeling the shadows encroaching, creeping across your skin and reaching deep to clutch at your heart, squeezing the light out of you- You snap back to the present and feel yourself trembling, shrinking under his gaze. Your mouth runs dry and you struggle to form words, your feet frozen to the spot. Suddenly, the man takes a sharp intake of breath, his hand against the wall now balled into a fist, as if trying to maintain some semblance of control. His eyes narrow, scrutinising you.
“Who the fucking hell are-” he stops himself, glancing at the bag of drinks and food you’re holding. Then he yells, furious.  “Moblit!” 
Within seconds, a panicky-looking brunette appears from the side. “Take her through the front,” the black-haired man ordered.  You’re mindlessly ushered through the main door, which you realize is in fact unlocked. It seemed impossibly heavy earlier, yet the brunette in front of you swings it wide open with apparent ease. He leads you through the entry way into a informal dining area, passing by the living room along the way. You can feel a frightening atmosphere emanating from that direction, heightened by a pervasive and uncomfortable silence hanging throughout the house. Were you intruding upon something just now? You lift your gaze briefly, and what you see causes your back to stiffen, the hairs on your neck standing on end.  The shorter, dark-eyed man from moments ago leans against the open doorway leading out to the patio. On a couch nearby, a woman with dark brown ponytail and glasses looks over her shoulder, while next to her sits a man with light brown hair and emerald eyes. In the centre of the room, in a crisp blue dress shirt with sleeves rolled up to his elbows, sits a man whose presence seems to be the electrifying point around which everything else seems rotate. Blond hair and icy blue eyes. It takes a second for you to realize who he is. And another to realize they are all looking dead straight at you. The next few minutes are a haze. The suffocating, overwhelming sensation returns, and you avert your eyes and set the delivery down on the table before your legs give out. The man called Moblit quickly hands you a fifty, apologizing and thanking you at the same time, before he sees you off. You heart thuds wildly in your chest. You can’t think, and you only vaguely feel your limbs clumsily half-running, making their way back down the driveway, across the wide lawn, past the gate and back onto your bike. It’s only then that you finally catch a breath. You hastily step on the gas pedal and take off into the early hours of the morning, still feeling the sharp and penetrating gazes burning into your back all the way home.  ---- Notes: This is my first attempt at a long running narrative, after falling so deep with snk recently. The canon status of many characters break my heart, and I wanted to write them into a world where they aren’t dying or dead. Not sure where this chapter will lead, but I have some mechanics of the world thought out, with hopefully more demon/power smut things coming in the later chapters. Please bear with my trashy trashy writing
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ahtsumu · 4 years
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Nothing by Bruno major. I go by her/she Congratulations on your milestone!!!! You fucking deserve it my dude. Your writing is bomb
Hey sorry. I'm the nothing by Bruno major person. I forgot add Kuroo. My bad fam.
[nothing]
“Today's forecast calls for rain, rain, and even more rain. Folks, we’re gearing up for an intense, all-day downpour…”
10:25 AM
You wake up to the sound of rain tapping lightly against your window. Kuroo holds you in his embrace with your face nestled into the crook of his neck, arms wrapped around his waist, legs interlocked like a completed puzzle. His chest rises and falls with each steady, slumbering breath.
“Tetsu,” you say after checking the time. “We should get up.” You’re about to reach out to gently shake him awake when his grey eyes flit open on their own. A sly “no” slips through his lips.
“Have you been awake this whole time?”
“… Maybe.” He doesn’t let you remind him that there are things to do today, Testsu!, choosing instead to tighten his arms around you. “It’s Sunday,” he whines into your hair. “And it’s raining. If you make me run errands I might just cry, babe.”
12:47 PM
Kuroo cries.
Not because of the list of errands you’ve moved to tomorrow’s agenda, but because you’ve reached the rain scene in The Notebook where he always cries.
You catch him trying to disguise the act of drying his eyes as a stretch. “You can cry, y’know,” you tease, snuggling closer into his side.
He looks appalled. Slings his arm over your shoulder anyway.
“Over this stupid movie? I was just yawning.” Kuroo sounds perfectly offended, but you look up and see his lash line glimmer with more tears. Per usual.
A crash of thunder suddenly echoes through your apartment. “We could go and recreate that scene right now,” you offer. It’s the first time you’ve actually watched The Notebook on a rainy day.
Kuroo snorts. “Keep dreaming.”
4:33 PM
“Tetsu, can you try to fight me?” you growl, knocking his Princess Peach off the Castle Siege stage for the seventeenth time.
“I’m trying!” He’s not.
“I can literally feel your eyes on me and not the screen.” Kuroo laughs, running a hand through his messy (and slightly damp) hair. Suddenly, he thinks that it’d been rather productive of you to take two showers together, even if the first was outside. In your clothes. Recreating that stupid scene from The Notebook. It was so romantic he nearly enjoyed it. At least, that’s what he told you.
“Earth to Tetsu?”
“Oh, wha–– you make it sound like my attention is my problem?”
11:16 PM
“Where do birds go when it rains?” he asks from the bedroom floor. Beside him, you furrow your brows. “Do you ever feel bad that they get caught in the rain and don’t have a place to hide?”
“I’m sure they’re safe. Maybe under some thicker leaves in a tree?” you reply, turning to face your grey-eyed boyfriend. “Why?”
“I was thinking about that bird we saw on the windowsill the other day. Paul?”
“We named him Prince.”
“I wonder if Paul has a place he can go when it rains,” Kuroo says, staring up at the ceiling. “This isn’t a metaphor. I’m genuinely curious.”
“Aren’t you a scientist?”
“Chemistry is NOT the same as ornithology!”
11:40 PM
You’re about to doze off when you suddenly remember all the errands you have to finish tomorrow. “Kuroo.”
“Hmm?”
“Your hot take on lazy days?”
A pause. The sheets ruffle. He presses a kiss to your bare shoulder. “Love ‘em.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. Wouldn’t have it any other way. There’s nothing like doing nothing with you.”
what’s on the menu for c0wisland’s feast?
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15 for platonic nando and ben because its not gay to want to marry the homies
First of all, please forgive me. This is only the first sappy prompt, and while I will most definitely fill all of them, it will come as no surprise to anyone reading this that I’m being slow as I do that. Do not worry! I won’t let you down. I love every single one of these sappy-ass prompts.
Second: Percy, this one made me laugh. I hope you enjoy the bro time ficlet I created in response to your request. Featuring Chef Nando, the Beech Street kitchen, and Ben’s incessant chirping of Nando for being a huge simp. (Quinn is only an offscreen entity here, FWIW. It’s 100% Ben and Nando bro time.)
From this list of prompts!
15. “Please marry me.”
Nando is making a mess of the kitchen.
At least he knows it. And it’s definitely not the first time this has happened. He’s lived in his room at the house on Beech Street for almost an entire school year now, and he’s completely aware of his own tendency to turn cooking space into a war zone. He can’t help it! It’s the allure of a kitchen existing downstairs from him, and a kitchen he only has to share with five other people, no less. Yeah, the freshman boys’ dorm had a kitchen, but a gross communal kitchen in a dorm with 200 other guys is a lot different from a house kitchen he can utilize for hours at a time and not get any shit for it.
That’s why he makes a mess in here. And he knows it. Even if he weren’t aware of it, Quinn would have definitely brought it to his attention by this point, because Quinn will not hesitate to start a bickering argument about this exact type of thing as if they’ve been married for 40 years. (Which Nando loves.) He figures it’s better to know something like this about yourself than to live in total ignorance about it.
So, anyway: he’s making a mess of the kitchen. In his defense, he’s making a messy meal. It’s a Thursday afternoon, sunny and warm (or at least warm for March in New England), and the weather has spurred him into the exactly right mood to make a big dinner. There’s also maybe the added motivation of his one class tomorrow having been cancelled, so today is basically his Friday. And also, he was hungry.
Whatever. The point is, he’s making empanadas, and anybody who takes two steps through the front door of Beech right now would totally know it, because the evidence is everywhere.
There’s flour all over the counter from when he was making the dough. The three separate pans he used to make the filling are stacked up in the sink, yet to be washed. There’s a pan of oil getting ready to heat up on the stove, and just for good measure, as if this weren’t enough food, he’s even making beans and rice, which requires two more pots, both of which are in use right now on other stove burners.
The empanadas themselves, which have yet to be fried, are all on a cookie sheet, separated by wax paper. There are a lot of them, but Beech is home to six hungry athletes plus possibly one more if Remy comes over, which he almost definitely will. Nando wants to save at least a few of them for Quinn, too, even though he won’t be at dinner.
Who said you can’t have a big family dinner on a Thursday night? Nobody. Literally nobody. This is college, and he’s living his best life.
Beech is empty, at least for the moment, which is even more enabling. Nando has music on, as loud as he wants it to be. He thinks he knows where everybody is, too, which is helping him time dinner. Jordy has debate team on Thursdays, and Teegs said something about going to the gym. Remy’s in the library, and Ben and Sam both have classes that should be out soon. Marc is probably with that one girl he’s been trying to wheel lately.
So everybody is accounted for, and he has the house to himself, which is how he wound up cooking. Nando turns up the heat on the oil, and waits. His shuffle switches songs, and he bops around the disaster scene of a kitchen to the steady beat. The sun through the window, though it’s on its way to setting, still warms him up, brightens his mood.
It’s a good afternoon.
He’s not quite frying yet when the front door opens, but he is stirring the pot of beans, reaching over to the back burner on the stove to get to them. It’s starting to smell good— everything is. Beech Street smells like home right now.
Not that Beech isn’t home. It’s just not the same home where Mama and his sisters are. It’s a home away from home. And Nando really, really likes the way that feels.
The door is a distant sound, with his music playing. What actually gets his attention is the voice that comes from that direction; Ben, as usual, announces his own arrival before he actually comes into the kitchen. “Holy actual hell,” he calls, as his steps get closer. “You cooking, Nan?”
“You bet your ass I am,” Nando replies, with a laugh. He pauses his music, and then turns just in time to see Ben walk in. He has his backpack over one shoulder, and his jeans are cuffed, so you can see the rainbow socks that match his scrunchie. He puts a hand to his heart as he stops to survey the scene in the kitchen, and then drops his backpack.
“Duuuude,” he whispers, kind of reverently, and approaches the counter. He doesn’t actually comment on the mess in the kitchen, because Ben isn’t the tidiest person. He’s not the worst, but still. Rooming with him was an experience last year. “What’s this for? You got a hot date tonight?”
“No, not tonight,” Nando mumbles, turning the heat down on the beans. “He has rehearsal.”
“Then this is for us?” A gleeful grin crosses Ben’s face. “Like, this is dinner?”
“Uh, yeah?” Nando laughs. “I thought you guys might want a night off from, like, dining hall food.”
“Wow.” Ben puts his hand back on his heart, and sighs like a damsel in a sexist movie. “I feel so special.”
He grins at him. “I love that you assumed Quinn was coming over because I was cooking.”
“Well, yeah, because you’re a fucking simp,” Ben replies, and then walks over to his side of the counter and punches the side of his arm. “Everybody knows that.”
There’s no use defending himself in the face of Ben’s chirping, but he tries anyway. “I don’t cook every time Quinn comes over.”
“He’s gonna be jealous.” Ben pulls his phone from his pocket. “I’m gonna send him a pict— wait, dude, are those empanadas?”
“I still have to fry them.” Nando gestures to the pan of oil. “But yes.”
“Oh, my God.” Ben laughs and swoons. “Please marry me, dude. Like, what the fuck.”
Nando leans to the oven, to turn it on so it’ll keep the empanadas warm. “Well, now Quinn’s definitely gonna be jealous.”
“Seriously.” Ben arches an eyebrow, flashing his trademark smirk. “I’m sending him a picture. I’m gonna tell him I’m stealing his man and the food that comes with him.”
“I feel like you’re reducing me to my ability to cook.” Nando pauses, as he draws back from the buttons on the oven. He grabs a wooden spoon and turns it upside down, pressing it into the oil to test the temperature. It bubbles a little, but it’s definitely not hot enough yet. “Like a housewife?”
“You are a housewife.” Ben is typing on his phone— Snapchatting Quinn, by the looks of what Nando can see on the screen. There’s a black caption bar over a photo of the tray of empanadas. “You’re the Beech Street personal chef. And I love you for it.”
Nando grins. “I love you, too.”
Ben finishes his Snapchat, then puts his phone back into his pocket and declares, “C’mere, big man.” He hugs him from the side, and Nando pats him on the back with his free hand. “You’re a legend,” Ben announces. “Thanks for feeding our sorry asses.”
“Wow,” Nando chirps, raising an eyebrow at his best friend. “Is this you being actually sentimental? What’s your deal?”
“Fuck off.” Ben immediately punches his arm again, but stays in the hug for a second more before he lets him go. “Who says I can’t appreciate the homies?”
Nando snorts. “I know you’re just trying to get extra empanadas.”
“Not true,” Ben retorts, even though it totally is true. He tucks one of his stray hairs behind his ear, and then folds his arms, surveying the kitchen scene again. “Also, where is everybody?”
Nando rattles off the list of people’s locations he came up with in his own head a little while ago. Ben nods as he does it, then shrugs, walking over to a barstool and hopping up into it. “Looks like it’s just me and you, simp boy.”
“Looks like it is.” Nando knows Ben can’t see his face anymore, as he tests the oil again. He’s grinning anyway. “Do you care if I put my music back on?”
“Yes,” Ben replies. “Your music is trash.”
“Hey!” The oil is hot. Nando straightens and looks over his shoulder. “What’s wrong with my music?”
“I told you,” Ben says, simply. He’s scrolling through his phone at the counter. “It’s trash.” There’s a brief pause, and then Nando’s bluetooth speaker makes a little ping.
Connected to: Ben’s iPhone, says the robot voice, and Nando rolls his eyes. “Come into my kitchen,” he mumbles. “Chirp my ass. Disrespect my music.”
“Oh!” Ben completely ignores this, and grins at his phone. “Q Snapped me back.” He pauses, like he’s waiting for something to load, and then announces, “He says he’s jealous and to save him some.”
Nando turns back to his empanadas, so Ben won’t see the smile on his face as he remarks, “Tell him I was already going to.”
“Of course you were,” Ben mumbles. “You fucking simp ass.”
The oven beeps— it’s finished heating. Nando thinks it’s easier to just fry everything at once and leave it warm in the oven, rather than wait for people to be ready to eat and try to time it. He takes a second cookie sheet out, for as he finishes frying. The apron Quinn made him, tied tight around his waist right now, is about to get kind of greasy. Not that it hasn’t already been through hell and back. He’s had it for over a year.
Behind him, Ben is quiet for a second, and then he starts playing Bruno Mars at a respectable volume through the Bluetooth speaker. Nando grins, and sways his shoulders to the opening couple of beats of 24K Magic. “See,” Ben says, with a grin in his voice. “Don’t say I never did anything for you, Nanny. I know what you like.”
“This is a good song,” he replies, and then Ben immediately starts singing. Nando laughs, loud and long, with the sun warm on his face and a good feeling in his chest.
He drops the first empanada into the oil and sings along with his best friend. Together, they make the kitchen into their own little party. Ben is a bad dancer and Nando is a worse singer, but they vibe together in the kitchen anyway, between batches of frying and various chirps. Nando thinks, as he cooks, that he honestly couldn’t be having more fun.
So, yeah. It’s a really great afternoon.
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Not related to Seteth that much, but just wanted to say regarding this new chapter in FEH after reading your post about it- 1: I agree with all your points. 2: If you haven't played it yet, please do. It clears up a few things you've mentioned, though the story is still confusing as ever
YEAH I did actually. I’m still... Man. This story just threw me into a loop. I never Made a post after he actual chapter came out. because I’ve still been trying to figure out how I feel about it.
But thank you so much for sending this in! I’ve really been thinking about making another post discussing this but never got around to it because I didn’t want to turn this into a “Lin has feelings and opinions about FEH” blog. Though there is an Alfonse ask blog if y’all want my opinions on FEH there.
To also just mention this- I live where FEH resets is midnight but atm where I am it’s three am and I deadass stayed up until three for this chapter and BOY do I have opinions. Last time I stayed up for FEH reset where it was at three intentionally was Mila banner so I could summon for Líf. As much as I always say FEH bad and FEH stinky, I’m so attached to Alfonse that I’m the fool here.
This is going to be long because I’m going to mention a few things I’ve thought about since the midpoint and just going back to it. But basically, a whole bunch of things relating to Book IV and Book III because those are the only two really relevant anymore (thank you IntSys for at least attempting to make Veronica relevant. Maybe we should get her and Bruno as units and not their alts and more about them-)
ALSO WHEN I WENT BACK IN THE CHAPTER FOR THIS LET ME JUST SAY
Why does when you’re engaging an enemy does it look like you’re in front of the summoning stone. At least in the last part of the chapter. Please IntSys, this chapter already brought me enough pain.
A lot of this is may seem like “Wow that’s obvious” but still.
Starting with the beginning of the book, and all of it really. It’s so confusing. And what did this really... Have to do with the “plot”. It’s like IntSys forgot about the Embla and the conflict with Askr. Sure, Book II was somewhat related, and Book III was actually pretty related with the whole Líf/Alfonse and Thrasir/Veronica thing. Book IV finally doesn’t feel as disconnected from the rest of the “plot” (I say “plot” because it’s a tough subject on what the plot of FEH is) as the whole, “He died because of what happened in Hel/with Hel” thing. Book IV is literally some fever dream.
Alfonse being dead did not hit me well. Now this may sound childish, but when FEH first came out, I had finally moved back to my home state yet was still alone and all. All the friends I had left me one way or another over the years so when I first started playing, Alfonse was instantly one of my favourites. It wasn’t an “Oh haha he’s hot” thing but more of a “He gets it”. So with the whole Kiran is actual Alfonse detail?
Yeah me too. 
With Kiran being from our world, you’d assume shitty things happened to them. It’s our world after all. So one could assume, going to Zenith was probably nice for them. Again, we don’t have any information about Kiran because they’re supposed to be us, but by the way Kiran hasn’t tried to leave yet (Unless they have and IntSys just. Didn’t show us until sometime later to fuck everything over) they wanted to stay. It makes sense they would want to stay, and have grown attached to the Askran trio and other Heroes as the summoner support exists (I say that as if my summoner supports aren’t Alfonse and Líf). So you could say that’s one reason they became Alfonse for his book, but honestly I  say there’s more to it than “I didn’t want you to live without Alfonse/I wanted him to keep being able to go on adventures with his friends”. I definitely don’t think it was Kiran being selfish though, just putting that out there. I think it really does have to do with Alfonse and the game isn’t just saying that to not be like “Oh well in reality Kiran doesn’t want to leave”. 
I went back to through the last part of the chapter again and I’m not wrong.  Freyja’s line to Kiran saying they were all alone further supports the whole “Kiran finally has friends” thing.
I’m not going to quote Alfonse’s lines again, but I will quote Líf’s. Many of the things Líf says suggests that he was close with his Kiran. And obviously that means Alfonse and Kiran are close and the likes yeah yeah but. Looking at Líf’s lines...
“Get close to someone, and the pain of parting will be much more acute. You and Alfonse must remember this.”
“If you want someone to patrol with, ask Alfonse. I am not your comrade. But...be careful. Please.”
And then his whole level 40 conversation honestly.
“I once made a vow to Kiran... The summoner of my world, I mean. We trusted each other. I swore that I would keep Kiran safe... But in the end, I was unable to keep that promise. Alfonse must not make the same mistake I did. And I will protect you myself. Yes, I will continue to fight. Not as Alfonse, but as Líf. For your sake.”
Since Líf is technically still Alfonse, even with different futures, it suggests that no matter what, Alfonse and Kiran has a strong relationship and deeply care for each other. I’m not saying it’s something romantic because again, Kiran is the player and some people may not like Alfonse, but you can’t deny the in game relationship between the two is important to each other. So in all reality, part of the real reason could be that Kiran couldn’t cope with Alfonse’s death. Again this is just me speaking here but. I dunno.
I don’t think I need to say this but. The whole “changeling is Sharena” was to get everyone to focus on Sharena so Kiran being Alfonse was more surprising. With what happened, there’s no way they’d pull that too. Or they would but I feel like that would be more annoying than anything? IntSys definitely is aware how people feel about this chapter. There’s no way they wouldn’t.
Now to compare that part from the midpoint to the chapter!
Earlier, I started theorizing why “Alfonse” was in our world. I mentioned how close Alfonse and Kiran are, why Alfonse would be there, why “Kiran” came at “Alfonse”, but it’s really proven now. This may not have been noticeable because it was short, but “Alfonse” doesn’t seem phased at what “Kiran”’s doing. When Kiran comes towards Alfonse, we never knew the motive but for that short time you can see Alfonse’s face (I suggest watching the midpoint in .5 to catch it) and he just. Seems like it’s not really a shocker to him. He only just looks so dumb and needs a small bap in the face. So it’s like Kiran was aware they were going to see Alfonse again. 
I’ve put this in my writing about this chapter but, there’s a possibility Kiran also wanted to lead them all to him through this to try and help him or whatever. Though that’s more just me writing angst off of my feelings of him being dead.
But as Freyja said, this is just one whole dream. So that would imply next chapter everyone will wake up and Alfonse would be alive.
Yeah.... I don’t think that could work. Because then Hel would have to be a dream. 
Or you know.
They could break the fourth wall in a terrible way. Where everyone learns about FEH. And that’s what she could’ve meant by “everything is a dream”.
But I highly doubt it.
I hope the next chapter isn’t disappointing and that Alfonse can come back. Perhaps the Light’s Blessings can come into play? Become story relevant too.
This all may have not made sense but, I really do have opinions for the chapter.
Apologies if this doesn’t make sense, I’m still trying to wrap my head around a lot of things.
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