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#bruno is a little shit
acewithapaintbrush · 2 years
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Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Encanto (2021) Summary:
The one I have fondly named "Lovable asshole Bruno" in my docs. 
Another one I have expanded and rewritten a little bit, so please give it another read
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smalltimidbean · 3 months
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I have noticed that I keep drawing Lavender smaller and smaller, even though she's like 5ft (smaller than your average Peppiclone, but not by a huge margin) - and that might be bc working on the comic with Chickpea is skewing my scale (Chickpea is 6x larger than your average Peppiclone) but it is funny to me that she's getting smaller and Chamomile isn't (Chamomile is slightly larger than your average Peppiclone, but also not by a huge margin, just a few inches)
Tho that being said, Chamomile's mullet has gotten longer every time I draw her, and both of their bows get bigger, so something something the exaggeration of defining features over time - and it is not a new phenomenon for me, usually my characters get fatter and/or fluffier as I draw them lkjdfk
So mini post of Lavender being very small
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simcardiac-arrested · 8 months
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honestly don't even remember what happened in 2017 at all, it was a year. that year is no longer.
what the fuck DIDN’T happen in 2017
#fucking cuphead came out. fortnite. little nightmares#FUCKING PUBG#NIGHT IN THE WOODS#LIFE IS STRANGE PREQUEL. WHICH I PLAYED WAY TOO MUCH OF BTW . it was like the second coming of christ to me#hollow knight but i didn’t know about hollow knight back then#ddlc …#slime rancher. and yet another dlc for ark. Back when people still liked playing ark. and by that i mean#nobody fucking liked playing ark. but it’s like stockholm syndrome. you wouldnt get it#FUCKING GANG BEASTS !!!! revolutionary. life changing. and then ? Bendy and the shit machine#anyone remember that ??? anyone remember the wejrdass comic on tumblr that was like bendy and the quest for the ink machine?#I do. I do.#but that’s just games. you know what else came out in 2017? the fucking emoji movie. DO YOU UNDERSTAND#DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEING ON THE INTERNET WHEN EMOJI MOVIE CAME OUT?? You dont. You havent seen what i’ve seen#2017 was the year of shape of you. of despacito. of that’s what i like by bruno mars. Do you understand how insufferable it was being on the#internet while those songs were popular. Have you even watched the 2017 youtube rewind#2017 WAS ALMOST THE YEAR LOGAN PAUL HAD HIS FOREST CONTROVERSY. UNFORTUNATELY HE HAD IT ON LIKE JANUARY 2ND OR 3RD OF 2018#so it’s almost 2017 but not quite#pewdiepie was still popular ….#most important of all? i was a homestuck fan in 2017. I was a fan of many things#much more stuff happened but if i have to think about 2017 for a second longer my brain will fry#cramswering
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rebouks · 1 year
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living with ivan.. ⚆_⚆
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kkujo · 1 year
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bruabba and fugio are good ships however 80% of the people who post about them are annoying about it. like. same with jotakak and kakyoin stans actually. the way ppl obsess over them and water it down until it's so uwuified and far removed from the source that the characters are just bland and boring. idk where i was going with this
#don't get me wrong i enjoy all 3 ships and i like kakyoin and i like part 5#but the way these things get treated in the fandom is so annoying it's genuinely so annoying#unfortunately a lot of part 5 stans just completely get the characterisation wrong#like bruno isn't an uwu softboy mommy 😭😭😭😭 yes he's a parental figure but he's also like really unhinged and traumatised.#he's a good person but he's fucked up why are we making him into a bland uwu cinnamon roll#same w fugo and giorno.... they both have severe trauma & fugo has anger issues and giorno can be manipulative and cold etc etc#so it's so weird to me when ppl see them as like cutesy softboys DOES THIS MAKE SENSE#also people misunderstand giorno as boring or too similar to jonathan but the whole point is he's a mix of jonathan and dio...#yes he's kind but he will also do almost anything to achieve his goals even if it means people die#he's actually a really interesting character with different layers but people miss it 😭#< obviously it's fine to draw/write cutesy stuff and not focus on character analysis. sometimes u just gotta make it fluffy#but i swear it's like 90% of the content for some of these characters#kakyoin especially holy shit. the like. feminization of kakyoin in the fandom is literally gross at times#when ppl turn him into like a twinky little femboy... come on be so real have you SEEN him#especially when ppl hc him as trans masc and then draw him hyper feminine.... when in canon he's rlly masculine.... guys ☹#<like obviously trans men can be feminine but when ppl make a masculine character super feminine bc of a trans hc. that's. weird
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starry-blue-echoes · 2 years
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@ravenwolf1132 YESSSSSS
Giorno has probably heard from Jotaro stories about Egypt. Probably not all the gritty details because….. well, he’s 13 when they first meet and 15 when they go to Italy, but enough that he knows the basics of what happened, who Dio was, why Jotaro killed him, and the fact that Jotaro was very close with Polnareff and clearly missed him much more than he admitted out loud.
Also, given the time they’d spent together, Giorno has been able to gather that Jotaro isn’t….. the best when it comes to actually taking care of himself, so it wouldn’t hurt to have a healer go with him.
However, there were conditions for Jotaro allowing him to come. There were the standard ones like don’t go anywhere without first telling me, but there were also some pieces of Jotaro AdviceTM like don’t pick fights you can’t win and always carry a secret first aid kit on you. He also makes Giorno swear that if he can avoid it, do NOT fight the guy who took down Polnareff alone. Self defense is absolutely encouraged, but if escape is an option, take it.
So naturally, the first thing Giorno does upon landing in Italy is accidentally kill a member of the mafia and fight Bucciarati’s, gaining an in to the mafia in the process.
And Jotaro is just. Tired. “I left you alone for an hour and this is what happens. That first guy wasn’t even a Stand User, that was just bullshit.” He might actually do the Passione entrance “exam” this time.
And the whole drug thing with Bucciarati….. while in this AU I don’t think Gio would be lying per say, he does despise the drug trade, I do think he would’ve been saying what Bucciarati wanted to hear in order to make things run smoother. Currently his goal is to help Jotaro find Polnareff, and the more they look at it the more Passione’s boss seems involved, so might as well overthrow him too.
And from here, the AU would probably be pretty similar, just remove Giorno from the Gang’s confusion since he’s gotten used to most of Jotaro’s….. all that by now. Though of course, because he’s been removed from the chaos just means he can add more to it. ESPECIALLY if we cash in the fact that Giorno would know his father was a vampire and also an asshole.
for example
Mista: so, what’s the relation between you two? How’d you meet?
Giorno, who no longer needs to be The Responsible One since Jotaro is here: Oh, I’m his great uncle and he killed my father. We met when he was tracking down my adoptive brother who was his grandfather’s bastard child when I was 13.
Jotaro, who’s completely oblivious to the amount of Mind Fuck in what Giorno just said: our family tree is more of a labyrinth. I have an uncle who’s 17 and an aunt who’s 2, and my great grandfather is his father. He was a bitch though, and he threatened mom, so I killed him
Giorno: honestly, he killed and ate several hundred people, so I’d say it was deserved. Plus the bastard left me with my mother, so I can’t exactly say I feel sorry for him
Mista:
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Agustin: I can be your partner for the next race, Bruno.
Julieta: Sorry, Agustin. It's a brother and sister race.
Bruno: Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.
Julieta: It's ONLY children, Bruno. A lonely child is what you're gonna be after I sell you.
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killa-trav · 3 months
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Bruno Fernandes of Manchester United celebrates scoring their second goal during the Emirates FA Cup Third Round match between Wigan Athletic and Manchester United at DW Stadium; Wigan, England; 08.01.2024
📸; MATTHEW PETERS
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I want Hiroko and Takaaki as this picture. Like. That's how I see them. As this photo of Mista and Trish.
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Can we get a fluffy fic about pepa reacting to her daughter's first period? Like how she found out, and how dolores reacted herself.
Oh my god it's gonna be better than MINE- i had mine at peter piper pizza, and now I cannot go back to that place.
Pepa made sure her humming was extra quiet today. Dolores had complained yesterday that she wasn't feeling that well, and given that she hadn't woken up today, she could assume she still wasn't feeling well. It was why she was currently making her a tea, as well as one for Félix, who seemed more worried than she was, oddly enough.
"Félix, we all have days where we don't feel well."
"I know, I know. But Pepa, that's my baby girl! Of COURSE I'm worried!"
Pepa chuckled, putting the tea on the table, and kissing his forehead.
"Ya, relax. She's eleven, not five. Drink your tea, and breathe. Nothing is wrong."
"You're right. You're absolutely right. Gracias, Pepi. I-"
"MAMI!!"
Camilo ran into the kitchen, nearly slamming himself into the walls of the Casita.
"Oye, relax! Do you want to get hurt-"
"I checked in on Dolores! She won't get up and she's bleeding!"
Whatever calm Pepa had, was absolutely thrown out the fucking window. Her and Félix ran up the stairs as quickly as they could, and immediately ran into the room, to 'backstage', where Dolores's actual bed was. Pepa immediately shook her, scaring the poor thing awake.
"W-whats going on?!"
"Mija, are you okay? Camilo told us you weren't getting up and there was blood!"
Camilo pointed to the sheets, and sure enough, as Dolores pushed away the sheets, there was blood, smeared against all of her covers. Félix looked at Dolores, and sighed in relief.
"Oh por dios-I was TERRFIED."
Dolores groaned in disgust as she grabbed her dad's arm, kicking the sheet away.
"Ew...papi? Why is there blood on the sheets? Am I dying?"
Félix chuckled as he patted her little head.
"No baby. You know that thing that happens to mami sometimes? When she gets a bit more cranky than usual? Thats her on her period. And when you're on your period, you bleed."
Dolores didn't look surprised, but rather, extremely uncomfortable with this information.
"How long till it's over?"
Pepa started to gather her sheets as Félix helped her to her feet.
"For a week. Then it'll start again next month."
"Wait, so my prima isn't dying?"
"No mijo, she's just fine!"
Camilo pouted.
"Aw. I wanted her stuff."
Dolores stuck her tongue out at him, before Félix chuckled and seperated them by lightly smothering their faces with his hands.
"Ya, enough. Camilo, you be nice to your sister, ESPECIALLY right now."
Camilo pushed his hand away, looking upon it with disgust.
"Why? She's not dying."
"Because she doesn't feel well. Your sister is going to be bleeding for a while-"
Dolores winced as she held onto her tummy, clearly feeling a cramp.
"Ow ow ow...it hurts."
"Those are cramps, mija. Don't worry, you'll feel better after a nice shower. Then, you can have whatever you want for breakfast."
"W-she gets to eat whatever she wants for breakfast? Just for being a girl?!"
Camilo turned into Dolores, and faked what looked like a tummy ache. Félix looked displeased by this, and even Pepa had to admit that was inappropriate.
"Camilo. Be a good little hombre for me, stop making fun of your sister. Get me the laundry basket."
Camilo pouted as he obeyed, and Pepa chuckled as she stuffed the basket full. They all walked Dolores to the bathroom, and Pepa pushed Bruno away from entering the bathroom.
"Pepa what the hell-"
"Someone just started her period today, she's going to take a shower. As long as she needs."
Bruno leaned over to look at Dolores, giving her a thumbs up.
"Hey! The big period! Well good for you! Growing up, right before our eyes! Has Pepa told you about her period story?"
Pepa glared at him, the thunder serving as a warning for him to shut the fuck up.
"Bruno. Don't. You. Dare."
She knew that shit eating grin. No stopping him, even if she was going to beat his ass.
"It happened around your age! We were having a sleep over in my room, and we all slept in my bed. We woke up- we were all just covered in her blood! Like it was all over my sheets and our clothes-it looked like the horse scene in the Godfather. You dunno what that is yet, but trust me it's a lot."
"BRUNO."
"For like, two years I was convinced she was a werewolf, and was using the period as a cover up-okay okay I'm done I'm done!"
Bruno yelped as one of her lightning bolts almost hit him. Dolores covered her ears from the noise, but all three of these shit heads were chuckling along with Bruno. Pepa pushed him away, scolding him for being a dumbass, and only relaxing when Félix lightly patted her back.
"Hey, this is the first time Dolores smiled today. Be happy about that."
She sighed, the clouds poofing away as she nodded.
"Fair point. Dolores, mija, I'm going to help you with something while your papi gets you breakfast."
"What do you want for breakfast?"
Dolores thought about it for a second. She could only imagine how crazy her thoughts must be going in her little head.
"Mmm...I want arroz con leche."
"Then that's what you'll get, mi little buho. I'll take Camilo with me, you handle it from here?"
Pepa nodded, and after sharing a smooch with her husband, took Dolores to the bathroom. Pepa had her sit on the toilet, as she knelt down to her level.
"Now, mi amor. There's a few things I should tell you about how to handle your period, okay?"
"Uhm...okay?"
"Great. Now, first things first. You get your heavy bleeding from me, so you need to wear a cloth on your underwear."
"Like...a diaper?"
Pepa shrugged.
"Sort of. It's worth it though, else you'll get blood on everything, and you'll just genuinely be uncomfortable."
"Is there...something else?"
"Oh si-I use these sometimes, they're tampons!"
Pepa had some on hand, actually, for emergencies. She let Dolores hold one, but she looked...not so comfortable.
"Okay. And how do these catch the blood?"
"Oh you push this, and it goes inside of you. Then, once you need to change it, you pull the string and-"
"Papi!!!"
Dolores covered her ears as she screamed. And immediately, Félix poked his head into the bathroom, brow raised.
"What's wrong?"
"Can mami go instead? I don't wanna hear about stuff going places."
Pepa huffed, feeling a cloud form over her head. How dare she? Her own daughter, trying to get rid of her? She huffed, standing up, thrusting the tampons into Félix's hands, and taking the basket of laundry.
"Fine. YOU deal with it. Clearly I'm not wanted."
Pepa walked past them to the laundry room, where Julieta was, trying to get stains out of clothes, alongside Isabela.
"Pepa! What do you need me to...You're thundering."
"No, I thought I was raining glitter."
She replied, sarcasm laced in her voice. Julieta grabbed the clothes from her, and chuckled upon seeing the mess.
"Oh, Pepa! How cute! Is that why she was feeling unwell? I thought you'd be happy!"
"I was. Then she decided I wasn't good enough to explain tampons to her. Félix has ALWAYS been her favorite. Tonto."
Isabela looked up at the sheet, curious.
"What's going on with Dolores?"
"She had her period, it means she's becoming a woman."
"W-I'm older! I should becoming a woman! I want my period!"
Julieta chuckled, patting her head before getting to work.
"It'll happen when it happens, mija. I didn't have mine till I was thirteen, but I've heard a few getting it at fourteen."
"Is it bad?"
"In...some cases. Like Pepa's was-"
"If I have to hear about how bad my first period was, I'm going to hurricane."
"Ah, Bruno huh?"
Julieta chuckled, much to her frustration.
"You know what, I'm going to the market, let out some clouds. And Dolores says she wants arroz con leche for breakfast."
"Have fun. And be easy on your little girl, she's probably just really uncomfortable right now."
Pepa scoffed as she walked out of the laundry room, and into town. Maybe she was just a bit hard on her. Maybe she just wanted to be there for her, someone she wished she had when SHE was bleeding. Oh well.
At least she knew HER brother wouldn't call her a werewolf for two years.
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acewithapaintbrush · 2 years
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Madrigal shenanigans prompt: the kids finding out that Bruno can be/still is a trouble maker?
"I'll leave this room for one hour and when I come back, I want you to tell me who did this."
"But-"
"One hour!"
Camilo and Isabela glare at each other as soon as Julieta leaves the room.
"Good going, doofus!" Isabela hisses through clenched teeth and swats at Camilo's shoulder. "Just own up to it already." 
Camilo rubs his arm and attempts to pout like he's seen Antonio do. He's not nearly as good at it as his little brother. "But it really wasn't me. You were the last one to see it. You must have done something to it." 
"How dare you! And why would I? I'm not as childish as you." 
"Well, I know it wasn't me, so it must have been you, Senorita Perfecta."
"You are the resident troublemaker. Didn't you just say yesterday that 'Trouble' is your middle name? Way to implicate yourself, dear primo" 
"Ohhh big word. Only the guilty throw around big words like that, don't you know?" 
The two kids are caught in a staring match when there is a slight cough from the doorway. 
Tio Bruno lounges against the frame, inspecting his fingernails as if they are the most interesting thing in the world. 
"Trouble, kids?" 
"Tio Bruno!" Isabela shouts and points a finger into Camilo's face which the boy promptly slaps away. "Camilo broke Tia Julieta's favorite pan and now he won't admit it!" 
Before Camilo can defend himself, Bruno shrugs. "Wasn't Cami."
"Hah!" The boy does a little victory dance. 
Isabela fumes. "But it wasn't me either!" 
"I know."
Camilo stops his victory dance so abruptly that he almost falls flat on his face. "Huh? Then who did it?" 
Bruno finally stops inspecting his nails. He grabs a corner of his ruana and dramatically drapes it over his lower face, like some kind of phantom. 
"It was me!" he booms with a deep voice. "It has been me all along! Muahahaha" 
"WHAT?" 
Bruno winces and drops the ruana. In seconds he is their awkward tio again, sheepishly rubbing his head. "It was an accident, actually. You see, I wanted to show Antonio how to slide down the hill out back on a pan, but I couldn't find the old one your mothers and I always used so we just took the biggest one we could find in the kitchen." He pouts and crosses his arms. "Stupid thing didn't even last one turn. They don't make them like they used to, kids." 
"Why wasn't I invited?" Camilo asks, outraged. 
Isabela just rolls her eyes. "Great, then you can tell Mama the truth." 
A glint enters Bruno's eyes. It's not a nice glint. 
"Oh, I don't think so. Remember when you two threw me to the wolves named Pepa and Julieta and left me to take the blame for the 'capybara incident' which had been totally your fault? Well, you know the saying. Karma is a doorbell. Ding dong. It's for you!" 
Camilo doesn't know if he should be angry or impressed while Isabela gapes like a fish out of water. "You can't… We'll tell her you did it!" 
"You can try." Bruno smirks. "But there are actually quite a few people who will swear up and down that they saw me in the village the whole day. That's the beauty of having so many people being assholes to you for almost your entire life and now realizing their mistakes. They kinda owe you big, you know?"
"That's ruthless, Tio Bruno!" Okay, so Camilo is definitely impressed now. 
Isabela not so much. "You are supposed to be the grown-up, responsible adult Tio Bruno!"
Bruno pats their heads and laughs. "Not today! Good luck, kiddos." 
He whistles as he saunters out of the room, leaving his beloved sobrino's to their doom. 
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troublewithvampires · 7 months
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@oceanoecielo said: ❛ fake dating you is a lot more fun than i expected. ❜ (oopsies. don't worry about it dude. don't worry about it LKFDJSDF)
(fake dating starters - open)
"Oh, yeah?" Salvatore glances over his shoulder at Simon, trying and failing to hide how much the casual remark has him perking up. "How you figure?" Right now, he's alone with the older man, getting ready for some fundraising event Simon is set to appear at. Salvatore's job tonight is twofold: take the opportunity to scope out potential new business partners for the Gianetti family, and hang off Simon Fairchild's arm as his plus one.
Initially, Salvatore had recoiled at the prospect of being chosen as Simon's fake date, vehemently rejecting the idea of pretending to be some old fogey's toy. He wasn't a cheap whore for his boss to lend out, after all, nor was he a fucking queer. (At least, as far as anyone in the family knew, and he's damn determined to keep it that way.)
However, Nickels had made it very clear that this wasn't about what Salvatore wanted. This was business, and Simon was a lucrative business partner for the Gianetti's to get whatever he wanted. So, if Simon wanted a sweet young thing to sit in his lap and smile at him, then he'd fucking get it. And if Salvatore wanted to keep working with the family, then he'd shut his trap and play the part.
So, Salvatore went along with it, ignoring the twisting and fluttering in his guts as he spent more and more time around the older man. For the most part, they've only made a few public appearances as an item, mostly at high society events Salvatore never thought he'd be caught dead at. They receive plenty of sideways glances, but it seems no one sees fit to question Simon. He's such a poof, anyone would be able to tell with a single glance. It'd be more unusual if he didn't bring a man with him, really.
Salvatore isn't at all what he was expecting, but be supposes that isn't such a bad thing. Simon is endlessly optimistic, positive and friendly to the point of pissing Salvatore off some days, but with something darker underneath he can't quite identify. Whatever it is has Salvatore's hackles bristling as much as it shoots a thrill through him.
More than that, though, Simon seems to actively enjoy having Salvatore around. And, despite himself, Salvatore's been enjoying it too. They both know the truth of the situation, that this isn't real, but it isn't really so bad to pretend. Hell, this fake relationship is more enjoyable than his actual one at times.
(Salvatore ignores the pang of guilt that shoots through him whenever he thinks about that. Bruno would understand. This is just business.)
It takes Salvatore a second to realize he's become lost in thought, his hands stilling in the middle of tying his tie. He feels his face grow warm as he averts his gaze and quickly finishes the knot. Once he's done, he smoothes down the front of his jacket.
"You ain't so bad either," he says after a moment. "I- I mean, this ain't the worst, I guess. It's been... fun, yeah." Change the subject, idiot. "So, you said this was a fundraiser for, uh... some Usher Foundation?" Is he remembering that right? "Or something like that." He hates how stupid he sounds right now.
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Bruno being tiny tío really put camilo's seven foot frame story into a perspective. Camilo was probably bummed he wasn't seven foot tall. Bruno is feeling betrayed by the chameoleon who can literally changed his height on command lmao.
Camilo, realising he's the same height as Bruno and putting on the most theatric, "I have been lied to, I have been betrayed!" act the family has ever seen
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justanisabelakinnie · 2 years
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"Dolores keeps saying she wants a sister...."
"I think she got that from her tia. Julieta was just like that as a child."
"Well, she got what she wanted, so maybe Dolores will, too!" Pepa beamed, pointing at herself. She still remembered when she first told Julieta she was a girl and was met with the warmest, most open hug in a long, long while, Julieta being esctatic to finally have a sister! But she hadn't had the guts to try and kill Pepa and Bruno the way Dolores did.
Bruno shrugged. "We'll see."
"Yeah," Pepa sighed. "But let's not make any bets."
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today, half the family crowded abbacchio while he was trying to make pancakes for everyone
trish complimented him on how nice it smelled and then giorno had to come in with the “you’re not following the recipe bro” (”IT’S A SECRET FAMILY RECIPE FUCK OFF LITTLE MAN”) (”you didn’t put in enough sugar, i watched. these are gonna be blandcakes.”) (abbacchio deeply considers putting the back of the hot pan to giorno’s face before bucci walks in and he has to behave)
doppio dumped their expensive spices on the floor
then they all ate breakfast together without anyone getting stuck in the table this time!!
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dicksoutformtl · 2 years
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playing music & internally doing this
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