#bruno weiss imagine

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I was wondering if you could write one with Joaquin's characters about how would they react to getting neck smooches from their S/O I hope you are well in these crazy times 💓

It's finally here! I finally got time to write! I hope you will enjoy anon, @galos-writing helped me a bit with Abbe ;)

Commodus:

Commodus is always a man on his guard. So, naturally his neck wouldn’t be an easy part to reach, even for his lover. 

The truth is also that his neck is very sensitive. Commodus is secretly very ticklish, and his sister and mother used to tickle his neck as they played together before bed. No one had been touching his neck in years. 

The first time you tried to, you joined Commodus in his study. He was working late at night as usual, but you missed him dearly lately. You wrapped your arms around him, kissing his cheek first. “My love…it is getting late...” you whispered, hoping it was obvious you needed him to warm your bed up and cool your body down. 

“I have important work to do, Y/N. I have to stay a little longer.” He replied, his eyes focused on whatever he was scribbling. As always, he would work so hard, from early in the morning to late at night, more than anyone else. Thankfully you were there to make sure he would take a break and not kill himself at the service of his People. 

You pouted at first at his answer and then grinned, leaning closer to his ear “His Highness won’t regret it...” you purred in his ear, nibbling his ear lobe, kissing his jaw and then daring a plant a kiss in his neck, right on his calmly pulsing jugular.

He froze at first, not expecting a kiss there, used to a feeling of coldness due to his armor. Your lips felt soft and warm, the opposite of a cold and hard blade he could have expected.

His skin had goosebumps and he looked down, pondering how to react, if he should let down his defense like he did so many times with you before. He made his quill lightly roll between his thumb and index as he thought. The kiss had been surprising, and yet it felt nice but too quick. “Y/N, can you do that again?” he quietly asked. 

You smiled in relief, you had been holding your breath the whole time, fearing it might have triggered him badly. Surprisingly it didn’t, probably because he had a lot more trust in you than he would think. 

This time, you would place your kiss slowly, your lips tracing kisses along his jugular where you felt his pulse had increased frantically, his skin warm and soft, with a strong scent of cinnamon myrrh, his favorite and prestigious perfume. It was intoxicating, just like the rest of his being. 

This time you would feel him relax under your kisses, his eyes almost closing entirely, his quill escaping his fingers that had become weak. His posture would remain high and yet his neck tilted to give you more space as one of your hands caressed his strong chest. “If my Emperor is willing to join our bed…I shall give him plenty of those...” 

“How dare you try to imp….” But Commodus wouldn’t manage to finish his sentence that a moan escaped his lips as you sucked his skin on a particularly sensitive spot. “Run…if I catch you before you get in bed, I will be the one ravaging your body.” He said, making you giggle, he knew you were fast, and he wouldn’t manage to catch you. What he wouldn’t do to make it seem like he had control while he entirely gave it up willingly the moment he fell for you.

Arthur/Joker:

Arthur adores your neck smooches, he is ticklish too but loves it anyway, probably due to his childish spirit.

You had first tried during a tickle battle actually, both of you laughing as you threw pillows at each other and tickled each other. You ended up straddling Arthur beneath you (or rather he loved to let you win). You blocked his arms and placed your lips in his neck to tickle him, something your mom used to do. 

Arthur would let out a squeal, a loud and boyish noise before laughing heartily, a happy laugh. He was fully relaxed, and he had discovered something new about himself. You would lift your head and smile at him, giving him a tender kiss on the lips. 

“Can I try?” he would ask eagerly, his eyes shining with fondness, his fingers delicately caressing your fingers. “Of course. But on one condition…I won’t go easy on you.” You teased him, challenging him to another play of pillow. And slowly a grin would form on his face, a confident one, that you knew from Joker “Don’t complain what comes afterwards darling.” He would purr. 

One thing you had noticed is that Joker had much more raw strength than Arthur, the madness sometimes gave inhuman strength. And you would be able to resist for long, Joker would be quick, naughty and sly; managing to win rapidly. You would gasp as he sent a last pillow hit that was a little too strong, making you lose your balance to fall off the bed.

But thankfully he would catch you in his arms, throwing his body first so he would take the hit and not you. He would laugh with a big smile, not reacting at all under the pain. “Told you I’d win.” He would say, already filling your neck in kisses, making you squirm as you started to giggle. 

His hand would instantly start to roam your body, Joker was more sexual than Arthur and winning you over a battle was even more exciting to his eyes. Even as he would make love to you afterwards, he would keep on filling your neck in kisses, making you laugh in that moment of intimacy. Arthur was still in there after all.

Bruno Weiss:

Bruno is a grumpy man and he doesn’t like to show himself vulnerable, only when drunk or very tired he does truly reveal himself.

His attitude does change after a while, once the trust builds up.

The first time you did it, was to tease him. He was annoyed by paperwork, keeping on muttering to himself while smoking his cigarette. “Is paying taxes such a headache?” you would ask in a chuckle, making him crush his cigarette in the ashtray. “I’m not working hard to have our money taken away from us.” he would mutter.

“Y/N” he would protest as you sat on his lap. The thing was that he was very weak for you and when you were so close to him, he wouldn’t be able to focus, and he would hate his inability to do so. 

You would grin, you just had to do one thing for him to snap. “You just have to pay darling, or should I do it?” you retorted and quickly smooched his neck before running off, chased by an angry Bruno who would soon calm down under your sweet caresses. 

After this episode, a kiss on the neck would become a soothing gesture for Bruno, one more reminder that he didn’t have to keep his defenses in front of you, that he could be vulnerable. It would be a reminder you would always be there, that you wouldn’t abandon him like everyone else did.

Charlie:

The first time you kissed Charlie in the neck, it didn’t go well, he had the worst reaction you could have expected from him.

You were sitting by the fire with a few companions and his brother. In a moment  of tenderness you would have sat behind him to hug him, placing a kiss on his cheek then neck. However, would quickly tense up, ignoring the soft smile of his brother at the scene. “What the fuck are you doing!?” Charlie would exclaim, instantly leaving your embrace “I’m not some kind of fag!” he would storm angrily to smoke a cigarette. Everyone would turn their eyes away from you in embarrassment except Ellie, patting your shoulder reassuringly “You know he didn’t mean it.”

And indeed, despite hurting, you knew Charlie was keeping a rough mask in front of everybody and you had brushed it off without thinking.

You would leave him alone for some time to process his gesture. He would be silent, feeling awkward after his outburst, shifting his weight from one leg to the other.

“I’m sorry Charlie. I didn’t mean to make you feel bad” you would apologize sincerely. You knew he had a rough past and he was the little brother always acting tough to protect the ones he loved, it had cost him half of his sanity. 

“I don’t trust everyone here. I don’t want them to think…” he sighed, throwing his cigarette on the ground and crushing it with the heel of his boot.

You would approach him, wanting to hug him from behind but as you reached out your hand you wouldn’t dare to touch him.

I know. You don’t have to explain yourself. I won’t do it again.” you would offer softly, doing your best to accommodate your struggling lover.

“What are they doing? Are they looking?” he would ask after a moment of silence. You would look back “No, they went to sleep. Ellie is kissing his…scarf.” you replied, an intimate gesture his brother didn’t fear to show.

“Can you do it again?” he would ask in a mutter, you would hear his voice on the edge like a great effort he would make to let down his barriers and he would not repeat himself, fearing.

Joe:

The neck would be a triggering part for Joe, always has been as a soldier. This was part he would have to protect often during the war. But you wouldn’t be aware of this specific trigger point. 

One day, as he would be reading, you wouldn’t pay attention and would come to hug him from behind, you were light footed so he tensed up at first. But when it instantly followed with a kiss on the neck, something cool applying to his skin, triggered a past trauma. 

He would gasp and under the flash push you away strongly, making you fall heavily on the ground, pretty much hitting your head at the same time. “Joe what…” you would manage to say, blinking a few times the stars in your eyes. You would find him curled up in a corner, his arms wrapped around his head and neck as an attempt to protect himself.

Your eyes would widen at the sight, understanding he had been severely triggered. In fact, you now remembered reading some articles about it, how strangling and throat slitting was attempted on some factions of soldiers by the enemy and it was surely what had triggered him.

“Joe it’s me. I’m sorry baby, I didn’t mean to scare you.” you would apologize on the verge of tears from the state he was in.

After that it would take a while for him to calm down, he would be closed into silence, feeling guilty of his own reactions to a simple kiss. But you would work things out as always, taking baby steps in trying to eliminate that trigger, his service dog helping as well, nuzzling his truffle in his neck while cuddling.

You would make sure to eliminate the effect of surprise during that gesture, coming to stand in front of him, caressing his chest and slowly tying your arms around his neck, asking for permission to kiss his neck. And it would work out well after many months of trial. You wouldn’t do it much tho cause you didn’t want to push this too fast, besides you loved kissing his lips, chest and arms much better.

With time Joe would grow to like it as well, it was much nicer to open his neck to a loving kiss rather than a cold blade. 

Max California:

- Max California loves neck kisses. He is a very physical lover so when he is with you he is rather clingly, and especially loves PDA, he is a possessive lover but not in a toxic way, he would simply be very proud of you. 

-  Very early in your relationship you would have gone onto neck kisses, at the shop as you assisted you would often lean against him hugging you from behind, placing lazy kisses from time to time as you both await clients to pick their next dirty products. Your neck was constantly filled with hickeys so the clients wouldn’t bother you. 

- However, Max himself was often subject to passion from clients and strangers, men and women desiring the dark punk boy working in a sex shop wearing a crop top. That would make you terribly annoyed and you knew an efficient way to mark your territory. Just do the same!

-  As you had gone to refill a shelf of porn magazines, you would decide to surprise him. Instead of going to insert yourself between his arms, you would hug him from behind as he chatted with a female client, filling his neck in small smooches, looking at the client in the eyes. Without surprise she would understand the message and leave promptly.

- Max would grin and turn his head to meet your eyes “Do you think she had any chance with me?” he would ask, making you blush and bite his neck in protest, making him chuckle. “But keep going, I like it.” He would add, his hand coming to caress your cheek before focusing on work again. 

-You would retain a happy squeal, muffling it against his skin before kissing it. Max wouldn’t be too sensitive on the neck so at first, he wouldn’t get aroused. He would simply be very happy of your attention, that you took the lead. He was a feminist after all so he would encourage such things in public and also loved to be under your control. 

-One day, after a weekend apart Max would even surprise you with a tattoo, red lips modeled on the lipstick you often left in his neck. He would wear a proud grin on his face. “What’d you think?” he asked, very pleased with himself and to show he was a marked territory already.

- “I think I still need to add a little bit more purple to it, you know, to make it livelier.” You grinned back, opening your arms and wrapping them around his neck as you would passionately make out.

Abbe:

As the composed and religious man of God he is, the Abbé has never experienced an intimate touch from no one. 

This has given him incredible awkwardness when he started feeling carnal desires for you besides romantic feelings, his religious trauma and brainwash made him believe he was a sinner and regret his own nature of man. Your love for him made you feel bad for his condition, so of course you tried to help him.

You already knew he would go crazy in the worst way possible if you had taken the lead without psychologically telling him, so you planned to slowly introduce him to physical affection. So you invited him for tea to ‘innocently chitchat’.

During the talk, he seemed still pretty nervous about the topic, but less than usual. It felt like a good sign for you, but you didn’t expect his next request.

The Abbé was actively avoiding your gaze as he parted his lips to speak, his cheeks turned a bright red. “Might I… dare to kiss you?” He asked in almost a whisper, making you blush and then scoff; his excessive politeness was adorable to you. You nodded, and approached, ready for a quick peck. You didn’t expect him to grab your shoulders and capture your lips for a goofy yet extremely heated kiss. 

You could hear him let out little noises already despite you weren’t touching him either. So, when the kiss was over, you smirked, licking your lips, delighted by that kiss, and leaned closer, brushing your lips against his neck. You could hear a gasp escape his lips, which lowkey turned you on. 

So you started by giving his neck a first soft kiss, noticing his chest moving up and down faster and his heartbeat louder. He swallowed down, trying to reluctantly pull back, it was obvious he was loving those kisses yet he thought it was wrong. “Y/N…”, he whimpered, letting out soft moans for every kiss you gave him. Every moan of his was one more shiver of excitement running through your spine. 

You suddenly felt your clothes being grabbed by his fists, his noises became a bit louder and his hips were starting to slightly jerk forward. Unfortunately that thick pitch black cassock was leaving no room for imagination, but you knew underneath he was fighting against a massive boner.

Suddenly, after you gently nibbled a spot on his throat, he let out a high pitched whimper, obviously choking other noises in his throat and trembling a bit, his mouth was agape. You stepped back, thinking you hurt him, but after some seconds, he was heavily painting and squeezing his legs together: he came just with your neck kisses. 

You would have lied if you said you weren’t proud of yourself. Especially after he looked at you dead in the eye and said: “There’s no turning back after this, right…?”. He seemed defeated, yet somehow relieved when you shook your head, hopeful to get further with him. Finally.

Merill

Merill is a lover of PDA and of neck kisses as well. Which means that naturally he would give them to you.

He is a protective man and possessive. In public he would especially love to stand behind you and wrap his arms around your waist to place a tender kiss on your neck.

Naturally you would return the favor. Merill wouldn't be surprised or taken aback, he would let you do and even lean into your touch.

For Merill, neck smooches would represent letting himself get vulnerable willingly for the one he loves.

It was something he was proud of. Merill was known across town for his strong character, his stubbornness, and impulsivity. And many thought that he wasn’t an easy man to handle, that despite attracting many girls with his look, when they got to know him they would run away. 

It wasn’t the truth actually, ladies loved how he knew what he wanted and his passion, his love for his family. And you were the lucky one, the only one he ever allowed neck kisses from, encouraging you to mark him with hickeys, show who he belonged to. 

You would especially enjoy tickling him with your lips during a baseball match, distracting him when he was getting too agitated by the bad talent of some. It would work wonderfully, to the point he would melt in your touch, his attention drifting away more and more from the match to focus on you. During the final match you would end up making out and more in the lockers room where no one would come to find you.

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Joaquin Phoenix Characters Masterlist

updated 08 November 2023

Multiple Character Headcanons and Listicles

• Joaquin Phoenix Characters as University Students

• Joaquin Phoenix Characters as Cupcakes

• Joaquin Phoenix Characters - Sleepover Headcanons

• If Joaquin Phoenix Characters Went on Dates

• Joaquin Phoenix Characters as Comfort Foods

• Holiday Gift Ideas for Joaquin Phoenix Characters

• Commodus, Abbé, and Joe as Parents 

Abbé de Coulmier from Quills

• The World’s a Broken Bone: The Abbé comforts the reader - a nurse at Charenton - when they have a severe migraine.

• Let Me Save You: A crossover with Thomas Sharpe from Crimson Peak

• The Ballad of Mona Lisa: The reader confesses to the Abbé about fantasies that they have been experiencing lately. (Smut)

• Abbé de Coulmier x Light Academia (aesthetic board)

Arthur Fleck from Joker

• Yandere Arthur Fleck Headcanons

• Arthur Fleck and Joker Jealousy Headcanons

• NSFW Headcanons

• Yandere!Arthur and Yandere!Joker Dealing With Rejection in Public

• Joker and Cruella de Ville Crossover Headcanons

• Arthur Fleck x 50s Retrocore

Bruno Weiss from The Immigrant

• Bruno Weiss x Roaring 20s (Aesthetic Board)

Clay Bidwell from Clay Pigeons

• Misery Loves Company: Clay meets the reader at a bar and the two of them have a much-needed break from their troubles.

• Hey Good Lookin’: Clay loves it when his girlfriend sits on his lap and asks him for a kiss (fluff)

Emperor Commodus from Gladiator

• Imagine Teaching Commodus to Slow Dance

• The Courtesan: The reader is a dancer that catches the eye of Emperor Commodus at a party

• ‘Till I Hear You Sing: A song-based fic based on “Til I Hear You Sing” from Love Never Dies

• What I Did For Love: Continuation from ‘Til I Hear You Sing’. A song-fic based on “What I Did for Love” from A Chorus Line

• New Girl: A high school AU of the movie Gladiator. The reader has recently moved to Rome and is now a new student at the Roman Educational Institute

• Paparazzi (Hollywood!Commodus x Reader): Another Gladiator AU in which the reader has a chance encounter in Rome with Commodus, a world-famous actor hounded by paparazzi.

• All Love Can Be: Prince Commodus meets the reader through their fathers working together, and eventually decides to ask for her hand.

• Handsome: The reader gets a little drunk while spending time with Commodus, and turns a bit childish and dorky.

• The Festivals of Saturn: Commodus’s first Saturnalia as a young sixteen-year-old co-emperor.

• Lay All Your Love on Me: Commodus falls unconditionally and irrevocably in love with a confident young woman along the seashores of Lanuvium

• Lose Me In the Sight of You: All you wished for was the blessing of Lady Juno that you would find a good husband, yet little did you know that a certain Emperor has grown passionately and hopelessly obsessed with you. (TW: Yandere)

• Emperor Commodus x Vampire Aesthetic

• Commodus’s Outfits as Chocolates

• Similarities Between Chuck Bass from “Gossip Girl” and Commodus from “Gladiator”

SERIES: ALONE WITH YOU INSIDE MY MIND (COMMODUS X READER) - ON HIATUS

The young prince (and soon to be Emperor of Rome) Commodus falls in love with you, the daughter of a nobleman, and nothing will stand in the way of his obsession.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

SERIES: AFTERMATH (COMMODUS X OC) - ON HIATUS

A sequel to the events of the film Gladiator, in which Emperor Commodus survives the duel with Maximus

• Chapter 1: The Impossible Dream

• Chapter 2: Proud of Your Boy

• Chapter 3: The Point of No Return

• Chapter 4: Look Down

• Chapter 5: Beneath a Moonless Sky

• Chapter 6: These Palace Walls

• Chapter 7: Wait For It

• Chapter 8: Something There

• Chapter 9: Be Prepared

• Chapter 10: Twisted Every Way

• Chapter 11: All I Ask of You 

• Chapter 12: History Has Its Eyes on You

Max California from 8 MM

• Max California x Dark Academia

• Max California Proposing to You (Headcanons)

Ray Elwood from Buffalo Soldiers

• Ray Elwood Taking You Out on a Date Would Include...

Willie Gutierrez from The Yards

• Blackout: The reader is Willie Gutierrez’s new neighbor, and the two of them accidentally meet during a power outage

• The Light Blinking at the End of the Tunnel: The reader offers some much-needed comfort to Willie after finding out about his dark past.

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[bananadetroit]

Baby blue action bronson hulkshare

The Lil Chris-directed video is a tribute to Eddie Murphy's 1988 comedy Coming to America, with Bronson playing every character Murphy played throughout the film. Two days later, it premiered on Bronson's YouTube page as part of the 2015 YouTube Music Awards. He released a one-minute long " teaser" for the video on his YouTube page on March 21. On March 9, 2015, Bronson stated via his Twitter account that a music video for the song is in the works. Wonderful." Jordan Sargent of Pitchfork Media criticized Bronson's whiny vocals and Ronson's production throughout the song but gave praise to Chance's quirk-filled verse, saying that "he pulls off in half a minute what Bronson couldn’t in fifteen: using an imagined story to reveal humanity through humor." Music video Colin Fitzgerald of PopMatters put the track alongside "Easy Rider" as 'album highlights', saying that without them "the album's second half would seriously hinder the overall value of Mr. Pat Levy of Consequence of Sound praised Bronson's singing over the piano-heavy production but singled out Chance's verse as the song stealer for his "laundry list of things he hopes will happen to the girl who romantically maligned him." Dan Weiss of Spin called the song the standout of the album's suite, due in particular to Chance's absurdly dark and humorous lyrics. "Baby Blue" garnered a mixed reception from music critics. Critical receptionĬritics praised Chance the Rapper's verse in the song. Chance the Rapper, the featured artist in the song, explained to Complex that his verse for the song was inspired by an amalgam of various women he had previous encounters with while lending levity to the outcome of it all. The chorus to the song: "Why you gotta act like a bitch when I'm with you / Baby girl, I'm blue," was co-written by then- BBC Radio 1 host Zane Lowe with Bronson providing vocals to it. The beat to Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz's " Deja Vu (Uptown Baby)" was used as a reference by Ronson to come up with the song's opening. In an interview with Complex, Bronson explained that he wanted to put together a small musical with the three tracks he had within the album and found the ending to it as a kiss-off to a former flame and moving on from it. It acts as the closer to a three-part suite set by "City Boy Blues" and "A Light in the Addict" that was preluded by the album's interlude, "Thug Love Story 2017 The Musical", about an elderly man singing to Bronson about a former love that left the streets. The song was written by Ronson, Arian Arslani, Chancellor Bennett and Zane Lowe. "Baby Blue" was produced by Mark Ronson, who previously did production for singers like Daniel Merriweather and Bruno Mars. Wonderful and showed which songs had collaborations to them. Background and developmentįollowing the album's first single "Easy Rider" and the digital release of "Actin' Crazy", Bronson revealed the track list for Mr. The accompanying music video for the song, directed by Lil Chris, was released on Bronson's YouTube page as part of the 2015 YouTube Music Awards and pays homage to the 1988 Eddie Murphy comedy Coming to America. It also charted at numbers 21 and 30 on the Hot Rap Songs and Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs charts respectively. "Baby Blue" was Bronson's first solo appearance on the Billboard Hot 100, debuting at number 91 for one week. The song received mixed reviews from critics who praised Chance's verse but questioned Bronson's musicianship. A hip hop breakup song, "Baby Blue" is the closer to a three-part suite along with "City Boy Blues" and "A Light in the Addict" that's preluded by the album's interlude, "Thug Love Story 2017 The Musical". It was co-written by both artists, along with Zane Lowe (who co-wrote the chorus) and Mark Ronson, who also produced the song. It features a guest appearance from fellow rapper Chance the Rapper. It was released on Maas the fourth and final single off his second album Mr. " Baby Blue" is a song by American rapper Action Bronson. Single by Action Bronson featuring Chance the RapperĪrian Arslani, Mark Ronson, Chancellor Bennett, Zane Lowe

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[galos-writing]

My masterlist-

My requests are now open!

Here again the available characters for the requests:

JOAQUIN PHOENIX FANDOM

Jimmy Emmett (To Die For)

Commodus (Gladiator)

Abbé de Coulmier (Quills)

Arthur Fleck (Joker)

Max California (8MM)

Doug Holt (Inventing the Abbotts)

Willie Gutierrez (The Yards)

Clay Bidwell (Clay Pigeons)

OTHER FANDOMS

Sebastian Henshaw (The Spy Who Dumped Me)

Deadpool / Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

Martin Whitly (Prodigal Son)

Tate Langdon (American Horror Story S1)

Steven Grant / Marc Spector (Moon Knight)

Sherlock Holmes (Enola Holmes (I haven't seen Enola Holmes 2 sry))

You can ask me for fluff, smut, angst, and particular kinks, so feel free to ask!

Also, you can suggest me for more fandoms ^^

ARTHUR FLECK

Arthur w/ a cartoonist s/o HeadCanons : You are an independent cartoonist and have a lot of work, you often finish in the middle of the night. Arthur wants to participate your project, and shows you his gratitude.

Ideological Disability // Arthur's Opinion! //, pt. 1 , pt.2 , pt.3 : What if Arthur found the courage to face Thomas Wayne in a very very cynical way? Maybe teasing Thomas’s “cultural” side, that side that he shows with so much vanity? Maybe the citizens may be way more cultured than him.

Arthur w/ dom s/o - request

Don't Leave Me (ff on AO3) [deleted, will re-write it]

Arthur flirting with Y/N - request

Age gap with Arthur - request

Arthur/Joker dating headcanons - request

SHORT - A kiss so desperate that the two wind around each other, refusing to let go until they are finished - request

Arthur x gn green eyes reader - request

ABBÉ DE COULMIER

Abbé de Coulmier x Reader // Childhood friends HCs : Madeleine doesn’t appreciate it, but you’ve been known the Abbé for a very long time.

Maybe you're right. (Abbé x Best Friend!Reader): The Abbé is tired of the Marquis’s writings and you cheer him up.

Riddle of Time, pt.1 , pt.2 , pt.3 , pt.4 , pt.5 : Charenton hides hundreds of secret, and so every person in there do.

Protège-moi (Fluff / Abbé de Coulmier x Reader), pt.1 , pt.2 : You are the betrothed of a man that you don’t even know, and the Abbé has a fit of weird and passionate jealousy for you. He sees you as someone to protect at all costs.

The Prince and the Rascal, pt.1 , pt.2 , pt.3, pt.4 : The Abbé is the victim of a fugitive’s insistent attention, and he's not the best at handling his avances.

Abbé w/ pregnant reader - request

Crazy Abbé x Director!Reader - request (pt.1 , pt.2)

JIMMY EMMETT

Turn-ons for Jimmy Emmett, Max California and Willie Gutierrez - request

Jimmy and Reader to the prom - request

SHORT - A kiss that lasts so long, they are sharing each other's breath - request

MAX CALIFORNIA

Turn-ons for Jimmy Emmett, Max California and Willie Gutierrez - request

Max helps his the reader with studying - request

COMMODUS

Commodus enjoys being a sub - request

WILLIE GUTIERREZ

Be my secret Valentine - request

Turn-ons for Jimmy Emmett, Max California and Willie Gutierrez - request

Willie being jealous of his s/o - request

SHORT - Tucking their hands beneath the other person's shirt, just to see them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin - request

#Joaquin Phoenix #joker imagine #arthur fleck imagine #joaquin phoenix x reader #commodus x reader #joe x reader #abbe de coulmier x you #max california x reader #bruno weiss x reader #the spy who dumped me sebastian #wade wilson x reader #tate langdon x reader #moon knight x reader #sherlock holmes x reader #martin whitly

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okay songs i wanna use for kiribaku fics

Monster - Imagine Dragons (Some sort of sad character. Maybe Bakugou.)

Pulang - Insomniacks (Based off an animatic I saw)

Best Friend - Rex Orange County (we’ll see with this one)

I Was an Island - John-Allison Weiss (once again, might follow an animatic I saw, or I’ll do something else with it)

Rhythm of Love - Plain White T’s (ooh, this’ll be angsty)

Sunkissed - khai dreams (sweet fluff of Baku realizing his feelings)

Lovesong (The Way) - Charlie Burg ft. Bluets (sad Kiri)

She Looks So Perfect - 5 Seconds of Summer (Singer Bakugou for the soul)

Butterflies - samsa (Kirishima saying all of this on the stage as though it were a comedic skit)

A Shitty Gay Song About You - Smoothboi Ezra (sad Kiri two: electric boogaloo)

Love at First Sight - The Brobecks (himbo kiri)

Talking to the Moon - Bruno Mars (sad kacchan)

Anxiety Song - Human Petting Zoo (sad kacchan)

Bubble Gum - Clairo (more sad stuffs)

Pluto Projector - Rex Orange County (bittersweet angst)

Driftwood Heart - SayWeCanFly (ouchie angst)

Cancer - My Chemical Romance (more ouchie angst)

Peach Scone - Hobo Johnson (kiri being sad)

I’m Just Your Problem - from “Adventure Time” (the two having an argument)

Mama - My Chemical Romance (dead kirishima au)

WHY - NF (kacchan has mental issues)

Runaway Baby - Bruno Mars (kacchan having a rep of a playboy)

Falling For U - Peachy!, mxmtoon (kirishima is a dumb gay)

Kids Again - Artist Vs Poet (reminiscing about life and younger memories, idk)

#kiribaku idea #i may share my playlist that has songs that remind me of them #idk #most of these are actually in there

[doctordiscord123]

My Ego Playlist

The Group as a Whole:

‘Everybody Wants to Rule the World’ by Lorde

‘Young Volcanoes’ by Fall Out Boy

‘Give Us a Little Love’ by Fallulah

Dark:

‘Be More Chill (Pt. 1)’ from the musical ‘Be More Chill’

‘Another Way Out’ by Hollywood Undead

‘Dance With the Devil’ by BReaking Benjamin

‘My Way’ by Chase Holfelder

‘Look What You Made Me Do’ by Taylor Swift

‘What’s Wrong’ by Pvris

‘Monster’ by Starset

‘Roaring 20s’ by Panic! At the Disco

‘Welcome Home’ by SquigglyDigg & Gabe Castro

‘Greedy (feat. Swiblet)’ by Or3o

‘Paid in Exposure’ by Natewantstobattle

‘Bones’ by Natewantstobattle

‘Broken Crown’ by Mumford & Sons

‘Love Is Madness (feat. Halsey)’ by Thirty Seconds to Mars

Damien: 

‘Wrong Side of Heaven’ by Five Finger Death Punch

‘Saints’ by The Echos

‘Deep Water (Steeve Reece Remix)’ by American Authors

Celine:

‘Ritual’ by Ellie Goulding

‘Honestly (Encore)’ by Gabbie Hanna

Dark and Wil’s Relationship:

‘You’re Somebody Else’ by flora cash

‘It Won’t Kill Ya’ by The Chainsmokers

‘Be My Baby’ by The Ronettes

‘I See You’ by MISSIO

‘Only Us’ from the musical ‘Dear Evan Hansen’

Wilford:

‘Bang Bang’ by Hollywood Undead

‘House of Wolves’ by My Chemical Romance

‘Candyman’ by Christina Aguilera

‘Victorious’ by Panic! At the Disco

‘Sweet but Psycho’ by Ava Max

‘We’re All Mad’ by The Circus Contraption Band

‘Golden Days’ by Panic! At the Disco

‘drugs’ by EDEN

The Colonel:

‘Nightmare’ by Set It Off

Illinois:

‘Sleep On The Floor’ by The Lumineers

Eric:

‘Panic Room’ by Au/Ra

‘Hard Times’ by Paramore

‘human’ by Christina Perri

‘Bird With A Broken Wing’ by Owl City

‘Lonely Lullaby’ by Owl City

King:

‘It’s Time’ by Imagine Dragons

Bim and King’s Relationship:

‘Animal’ by Neon Trees

‘Narcissistic Cannibal’ by Earlyrise

Bim:

‘America’s Suitehearts’ by Fall Out Boy

‘Uptown Funk’ by Mark Ronson (feat. Bruno Mars)

‘Every Breath You Take’ by Chase Holfelder

‘An Unhealthy Obsession’ by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra

‘Everybody Loves Me’ by One Republic

‘Vegas Lights’ by Panic! At the Disco

‘Miss Jackson (feat. LOLO)’ by Panic! At the Disco

‘The Dismemberment Song’ by Blue Kid

Ed:

‘5, 6, 7, 8′ by Steps

‘Cotton Eye Joe’ by Rednex

‘I Wanna Be A Cowboy’ by Boys Don’T Cry

‘Never Been In Love’ by Will Jay

(I’ll admit, I skip these 99% of the time XD)

Bing:

‘I’m Awesome’ by Spose

Google and Bing’s Relationship

‘Systematic Lover’ by De Staat

Google:

‘Another Way Out’ by Hollywood Undead

‘Business’ by Eminem

‘Get Out Alive’ by Three Days Grace

‘Machine’ by Imagine Dragons

The Author:

‘Outrunning Karma’ by Alec Benjamin

‘Big Life (26 Letters)’ by USS

‘Fame < Infamy’ by Fall Out Boy

‘Hourglass’ by Set It Off

The Host:

‘I’ll Be Good’ by Jaymes Young

‘Control’ by Halsey

‘Little Game’ by Benny

‘In the Dark’ by Flyleaf

‘Hitting on All Sevens’ by Tech N9ne & Lyndon Smith

‘Heart Cry’ by Drehz

The Host and Dr. Iplier’s Relationship:

‘I’m Yours’ by Jason Mraz

‘Doctor Love’ by First Choice

‘Sucker Punch’ by Sigrid

‘hostage’ by Billie Eilish

‘Hold On’ by Chord Overstreet

‘War of Hearts’ by Ruelle

‘watch you sleep’ by girl in red

Dr. Iplier:

‘Dead!’ by My Chemical Romance

‘Stressed Out’ by twenty one pilots

‘Novacaine’ by Fall Out Boy

Silver:

‘Bullet’ by Hollywood Undead

‘Feel It Still’ by Portugal. The Man

‘Banana Bread’ by Cavetown

‘Take You Down’ by Illenium

The Jims:

‘I Am Here for You’ from the musical ‘The Book of Mormons’

‘CAN’T STOP THE FEELING’ by Justin Timberlake

‘Two Birds’ by Regina Spektor

‘Never Been In Love’ by Will Jay

Yancy:

‘I Was an Island’ by Allison Weiss

The Actor:

‘Hell To Your Doorstep’ from the musical ‘The Count of Monte Cristo’

‘All Eyes on Me’ by Or3o

‘Be Prepared’ from ‘The Lion King’

‘Land of the Dead’ by Voltaire

‘You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid’ by The Offspring

‘Get Away With Murder’ by Jeffree Star

‘Love Me Dead’ by Ludo

‘War of Change’ by Thousand Foot Krutch

‘Play with Fire’ by Sam Tinnesz & Yacht Money

‘You’re Only Second Rate’ by Jonathan Young

[northeuropeanglobalports]

Crypta maris

by Ulysse Géneau and Maximilien Hubert under the supervision of Susan Dunne - studio P7 Changing Cities

Crypta Maris is a project created by matching up two main lines of research, which are the living conditions of humans in extreme environments and pollution as well as the respiration of the oceans by phytoplankton. This research has revealed the fine and spiritual link that exists between Man and the Ocean, but also the influence that each exerts on the other.

A study was then made on the myths of the Ocean, deities, beliefs, relic objects and more generally the sacred and spirituality. Starting from the fact that Man had created all this things to try to contain this hostile environment over which he has no control, a reflection was born. If the Ocean had created its own myths, what would they be? More and more colonized by humans, the Ocean too needs to rely on gods to overcome events that it cannot control. So we imagined an installation. It is the last stage of this long research and presents the “crypt of the sea”, these relics, these “voodoo” and ritual objects as well as various works produced throughout the process.

The purpose of this project is to reveal this thousand-year-old link, so special, but above all the increasingly rapid deterioration of this environment.

At the same time, this conceptual installation is also interested in the question of the presentation of sacred objects in museums, which is often controversial. Unlike the desacralization that these objects undergo in museums, here they are shown to the public in their environment, their context. Finally, through an immersive experience, this project also offers a new approach to this museographic question, by exhibiting non-sacred objects in a setting dedicated to them.

Crédits :

Alexia Bezain, Paul « Niaks » Corbineau, Susan Dunne, Dani Ferreira, Jean « JK » Kervoalen, Antoine « Lacoste » Lacoste, Margaux Lapchin, Angela Le Moal, Sid Ahmed Redjini, Ruben « Germaine Pilon » Reyes, Noumissa Sibidé, Félix Straub,  Carol Vasques, Luna Villanueva, Bruno Weiss

[mysoftboybensolo]

Small analysis of Bruno Weiss from “The Immigrant”

The Immigrant is such a good film, if you haven’t seen it yet, please do so. In short, it’s about a Polish woman who becomes a prostitute to try and get money to help her sister out of the Ellis Island hospital.

SPOILERS AHEAD.

Joaquin Phoenix plays Bruno Weiss, a man who would appear to be just some jerky pimp, someone who tricked Ewa into something she didn’t sign up for. On the surface, he isn’t someone that we are meant to like, someone we should immediately see as a villain, but I didn’t. We aren’t told too much about him, his past is a bit blurred, only a few glimpse of who he was, but no real in depth explanation of who or what he is.

We do know that 1, Bruno and Emil grew up together after moving to America, 2, that Bruno worked as a child, dancing in the streets, 3, Bruno blames Emil for taking away a woman he loved. During the movie, we know that his relationship with Emil is incredibly tense and he had fallen for Ewa. Here’s what I imagine Bruno’s life had been like before the movie’s events:

Bruno and Emil came over to America, but Bruno’s parents didn’t come over (either they were dead or they couldn’t afford to go) meaning he came over with Emil’s parents. There is a constant sense that Bruno is jealous that people seem to like Emil more than him, making me believe that his aunt and uncle often showed favoritism towards Emil. Emil mentioned how Bruno seemed to change when they came over, which makes me believe that he had been treated poorly and had to harden himself against this new and cruel world he is made to live in.

Bruno tells the story of how he met a woman who was nice and decent, he didn’t tell her of his job, but then Emil brought her to the theater making her dump Bruno to run off with Emil. This no doubt rose tension between them, even if Emil thought he was doing it as a gesture of good will towards the woman. It’s no wonder that when Ewa comes along he becomes possessive towards her when Emil is around.The other men pay to use her, he doesn’t see them as a threat because he knows they’ll never really have her, but Emil, Emil who had taken the love he wanted, the love he should have had at times, sets something off in him. 

Bruno wasn’t going to make Ewa become part of the theater, he even tells the manager that “she’s different”, he really wanted to help her. Even when she becomes a dancer, he didn’t want to push her that far until he couldn’t avoid it. I think he had a different idea of what love was, he thought he was helping, he gave her the means to get money for her sister, but didn’t really understand what it meant in doing so. This is by no means a justification of his actions towards Ewa, but it helps to understand him, because I think he fears of being alone, of being unloved, and he wanted to keep Ewa by his side because she was inherently good, someone who needed him and he probably never felt needed.

The scene when he gets out of jail and sees her waiting for him, I think meant a lot to him. To see that someone came for him, it was probably one of the few times in his life where he felt as though someone cared. His attempt to try and properly court Ewa was in a way endearing, the bashful way he asked if they could go to a show together, he felt hope in that moment thinking Ewa was feeling something for him too. His change of heart comes in the confessional scene, when he hears what Ewa really feels, what she had been through before and it makes him understand the weight of what he had been doing to her.

Ultimately, what made his character be sympathetic was that he owned up to his actions, he admitted he wronged Ewa and was now doing right by her. But it ends rather bittersweet, because he tells her to forget him because he gave her nothing, because he was nothing. He lets her strike him with her fists, not only allowing her to take whatever revenge she could, but because he truly felt as though he was nothing. Then that moment when she takes his hand, her other hand running through his hair, she whispers to him, “You are not nothing.” I think it meant everything to Bruno. All his life he had been made to believe he was nothing, that he didn’t deserve love, and here was this good-hearted woman, this woman who had every right to hate him, showed him kindness and told him the one thing he probably never heard before, that he wasn’t nothing.

In the end, although Bruno did bad things, I couldn’t find it within myself to hate him or find him the villain. Antagonist certainly, but he is someone who was just as broken as Ewa, in some ways, even more so, because he let the world make him bitter. This is what I think ultimately saves Bruno, because once he sees that the world isn’t so awful, he could finally do the right thing, do the greatest gesture of love for Ewa, letting her go. In that one moment, he understands what it means to love and be loved.

What do you think? Do you agree or do you think I put too much thought into this character?

Tagging those I think would be interested: @jokerjoaquinphoenix, @darknessisafriend, @favcharacters

#joaquin phoenix #the immigrant

[danurso]

The final battle.

Jaune: *in front of salem's door* so, we're finally here.

Ruby: you guys ready?

Yang: we trained a lot for today, we ain't backing up now.

Nora: yeah!

Weiss: let's go.

Blake: we have a world to save.

Ren: *nods*

Jaune: okay, here we go! *kicks door open*

Salem: ohh...ozpin's childs are here, we've been waiting for you.

Mercury: time to kick some butts.

Emerald: agreed.

Cinder: let's finish this once for all.

Tyrian: can we start the onslaught my queen?

Watts: time to put an end to these disturbances.

Hazel: let's finish this already.

Jaune: *standing in front of cinder with his friends on his side*

Cinder: *smirking with the rest of salem's minions on her side* are you ready for a painful death arc?

Jaune: i was about to ask you the same thing.

Salem: dispose of them.

Cinder: yes. Are you ready knight?

Jaune: more than ready.

Cinder: farewell. *takes a deep breath* yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing!

Emerald/Mercury: ooohhhh!

Jaune: *clenching his hand over his chest* ugh!

Ruby: j-jaune, are you okay!?

Jaune: yeah ruby, i'm fine. My turn now cindy *takes a deep breath* yo mama so fat, when she got to the scale it said "i need your weight, not your phone number"

Ruby: oouhhh!!

Nora: Get Rekt!

Cinder: *falls back on the floor* ugh! Emerald, mercury, GO!

Emerald: yo mama so dumb, when y'all were driving to disneyland she saw a sign that said "disneyland left" so she went home.

Mercury: oooohhhhhh!!

Ruby: *falls on her knees and coughs some blood*

Yang: ruby you-

Ruby: i'm fine, i can do this. *wipes the blood and stands up* yo mama so fat, when she got to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Emerald: ACK!! *flies back a few meters and falls unconscious.

Mercury: EM!!! *glaring back at them* you'll pay for that. Yo mama so ugly, when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

Yang: UGH! *falls back* heh, not bad *gets up and wipes blood of her chin* my turn now. Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Mercury: UGH!!! *flies back and falls besides emerald* god...dammit… *passes out*

Hazel: kids shouldn't get involved with adults job. *standing before ruby* yo mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk before breastfeeding you.

Ruby: UGH!!! *flies back hitting the wall*

Yang: RUBY!!! You bas-

Hazel: yo mama so dumb, she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

Yang: *flies back and falls besides ruby* he...he's way too strong. *coughs blood*

Ren: i'll take care of him *standing in front of hazel* yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

Hazel: *stumbles back a bit but glares at him* yo mama so ugly she gives freddy krueger nightmares.

Ren: *slides back but manages to keep himself on foot*

Nora: Ren! You okay!?

Ren: im fine nora *glares back at hazel* Yo mama's so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

Hazel: GHHAAAAHHH!!!! *flies off the window*

Tyrian: guess it's my turn now. Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

Ren: ugh! *falls back*

Nora: REN!! GRRRR...YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!!

Tyrian: come and make me little lady, ghahahaha!!!!

Nora: Yo mama so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem!

Tyrian: UGH!! *hugs his stomach and spits blood on the floor* heh...don't think i'll go down that easily.

Blake: we know you won't, but she's not the only one here. Yo mama so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Tyrian: AARRGH!!! *gets blown through the roof.

Watts: quite the creative minds you two, but you still have a long way to go if you want to reach our level. Yo mama is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.

Nora: *flies back and lands besides ren*

Watts: Yo mama so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Blake: *falls back* UGH!!! Goddammit… *passes out*

Weiss: you'll pay for that. Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

Watts: UGH!!! *holding his guts* insolent girl...Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

Weiss: AAHHH!! *flies back and lands unconscious*

Jaune: weiss!! Bastard! Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

Watts: *coughs blood and falls on the ground* h-how!? *passes out*

Salem: i should have imagined that this was going to happen, but now there's only me and you young knight, are you sure you want to die so soon?

Ruby: *on the ground, holding jaune by his leg* please...no...she'll kill you.

Jaune: don't worry ruby, i'll defeat her, that's a promise. *walks to salem* Yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice.

Salem: *stumbles* hmm, looks like ozpin trained you well young knight, but you'll need more than just that. Yo mama's so ugly, when her house was being robbed, the mugger took off his mask and made her wear it.

Jaune: *stumbles and falls in one knee*

Salem: what is it? Too much for you?

Jaune: that's nothing, i can still go on. Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

Salem: *gets cut on her cheek* hmm, i can't remember the last time someone made me bleed, i admire your courage young man, but this is the end to you. Yo Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Jaune: *arm breaks* GHAAARGH!!!

Ruby: jaune stop! She's going to kill you!

Jaune: *breathing raggedly* i'm still...not finished...Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Salem: *slides back with a cut on her stomach* how did you…grrr, don't expect me to be so merciful anymore young man. Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

Jaune: *flies back*

RWBY/NR: JAUNE!!!

Salem: its over, give up already.

Jaune: no...i promised...i promised that...i would defeat you. *stumbles trying to get up.* and i will defeat you *starts glowing with aura* even if it kills me...i will finish you with all i got!!

Salem: you-

Jaune: Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock!

Salem: *arm gets cut* wha-

Jaune: Yo mama's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC!

Salem: *gets a cut across her chest* stop!

Jaune: Yo mama is so fat, black holes get sucked into her!

Salem: *skin starts cracking* NOO!! STOP!!

Jaune: Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi!

Salem: *skin cracks more* NO!! NO!! I CAN'T BE DEFEATED!!!

Jaune: AND FOR LAST!! YO MAMA'S SO UGLY, SHE MADE MY HAPPY MEAL CRY!!

Salem: NOOOOOO!!!!! *explodes in a million pieces*

---

Jaune: and this students, is how we saved the world.

Student 1: it sounds a bit crazy.

Student 2: it's totally ridiculous. You can't kill anyone with yo mama jokes.

Jaune: Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows.

Student 2: *blows up*

Jaune: any other questions?

Students: *terrified* n-no professor arc.

Jaune: good.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #blake belladona #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie ren #salem #cinder fall #emerald sustrai #mercury black #watts #hazel #tyrian callows

[darknessisafriend]

I was reading your masterlist and I wanna know who do you think is more jealous? Abbé, Bruno, Arthur/Joker or Commodus? (I love your writing by the way 😁)

Oooooo great question! and thank you for your compliment *_*

If we strictly refer to the movie Abbe he is a little jealous but not that much (I have two RP with the Abbe and man he gets jealous @galos-writing and @buttergirlie are witness of it)

Bruno is definitely a very jealous character who goes to dark ends to keep those he cares for, without realizing the harm it might cause and he is feeling emotions in a powerful way.

I feel like Arthur wouldn't even feel jealous because he is feeling so down that he might just end up accepting one more loss T_T Joker however would kill whoever makes him jealous but he might also hurt the one in cares for in doing so.

Commodus (IS A WORK OF ART AND IM HORNY FOR HIM) is jealous, he has a lot of anger and pain inside him. And he killed his father out of strong pain so I believe he would literally torture anyone who makes him jealous, not a quick death, he had a very unstable way of thinking. Of course for less capital matters like having your attention he might turn into a big whiny baby.

My conclusion: Commodus, then Joker, Bruno and Abbe^^

#commodus #bruno weiss imagine #arthur fleck #joker #abbe de coulmier imagine

[five-miles-over]

Joaquin Phoenix Characters as Comfort Foods

(Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters or images. This is just a fun listicle, not designed to offend anyone. As always, please feel free to leave comments and/or constructive criticism below. I’m always happy to learn more about various dishes and cuisines. Thank you, and without any further ado, please enjoy!)

Characters in this List: Arthur Fleck, Joker, Theodore Twombly, Jimmy Emmett, Doug Holt, Doc Sportello, Freddie Quell, Johnny Cash, Max California, Merrill Hess, Ray Elwood, Bruno Weiss, Abbé de Coulmier, Joe, Lucius Hunt, and Emperor Commodus.

Also, most of the foods in this listicle are savory, so let me know if you want me to do a listicle with sweet comfort foods too!

 Arthur Fleck from Joker: Fairy Bread

Fairy bread is a treat from Australia, made with white bread, butter (or margarine), and sprinkles (or as they call them in Australia, hundreds and thousands). Just like Arthur, this comfort food is quite simplistic but it’s extremely cherished. Plus, the colorful sprinkles would appeal to the inner child inside of Arthur Fleck.

The Joker from Joker: Prawn Mee

Prawn mee (also called hokkien hae mee) is a spicy street food from Malaysia made with prawns (of course), pork slices, noodles, and water spinach. 

Much like Joker’s antics, this noodle dish is never dull with its spicy and savory flavors. In fact, there are many variations to this dish, with some adding eggs or squid along with different kinds of vegetables.

(Plus, I chose this dish keeping in mind a scene from The Dark Night Rises in which Heath Ledger’s Joker eats a piece of shrimp while crashing a party.)

Theodore Twombly from Her : Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese (aka Cheese Toasties)

I’ve mentioned before how the color red seems to be quite significant to Theodore in this film - he wears it a lot, many of his things are red. So the tomato soup is a good fit.

Also, the warmth of this dish (and the gooey cheese) is a perfect analogy for the way Theodore wears his heart on his sleeve. He can be quite a mushy romantic, and often feels nostalgic for a simpler time of love.

Personally, this dish also brings nostalgia because I used to love it when I was twelve.

Jimmy Emmett from To Die For: Chili Dogs

It’s quite ‘grungy’ in appearance, much like Jimmy Emmett. And the intensity of the bold meat flavors and cheese do quite represent the intense obsession that Jimmy has with Nicole Kidman’s character.

(And I’ve heard it’s a great hangover/munchies food best served with potato chips)

Doug Holt from Inventing the Abbotts: Matzo Ball Soup

Matzo balls are soup dumplings made of unleavened bread flour, that are usually added to chicken or vegetable broth. Just like Doug Holt, they are absolutely wholesome and comforting no matter what.

Doc Sportello from Inherent Vice: Omurice

Omurice is a Japanese dish that combines an omelette and fried rice, which sounds like a nice representation of someone who combines the best of both words, being a private investigator and a hippie.

Also, out of all of Joaquin’s characters, I’m pretty sure Doc would be totally down to try this as an alternate breakfast or snack.

Freddie Quell from The Master: Drunken Noodles (Pad Kee Mao)

One of the running storylines in The Master is Freddie’s interest in alcohol - and getting drunk off of it. He mixes various chemicals and substances to create concoctions (that may not be for everyone) to get a buzz. So it only makes sense that his comfort food comes from the word for ‘drunkard’.

These noodles don’t actually contain any alcohol, but the flavors of black pepper and red chile give it a distinct hotness. (Kind of like how Freddie’s hot-headed nature can be quite dangerous at times.)

Johnny Cash from Walk The Line: Fried Catfish

Fried catfish is quite popular in Kingsland, Alabama - Cash’s hometown - so it would be a nice choice to represent this iconic singer. Also, the movie showed fishing as one of Johnny Cash’s hobbies.

Max California from 8 MM: Poutine

Emerging in the 1950s, poutine is a Canadian dish made with french fries, cheese curds, and brown gravy (usually beef or turkey-flavored). The word ‘poutine’ itself comes from the French word ‘poutine’ (meaning “pudding”) and was used to describe the “sloppy” appearance of this dish.

Much like Max California’s job as a porn vendor, poutine can look quite messy on the outside. However, it has a comforting, warm taste that matches how genuine Max really is on the inside. 

Also, I can imagine Max’s work costing him some long nights that call for fast food (meaning fries!).

Merrill Hess from Signs: Philly Cheesesteak

Philly cheesesteaks are named for the American city Philadelphia, which is quite close to Bucks County, Pennsylvania (the location for many of the scenes filmed  for Signs). 

This greasy sandwich made of steak, onions, peppers, and (lots of!) cheese is an integral part of American cuisine, just like how baseball - Merrill’s passion - is fondly known as “America’s pastime”. 

Also, I can imagine Merrill having quite an appetite, so a cheesesteak would satisfy him.

Ray Elwood from Buffalo Soldiers: Beans on Toast

While being a staple in the United Kingdom, beans on toast would probably suit a soldier like Ray Elwood. Given that the ingredients are nothing more than canned beans and bread, it would be the best choice of comfort food for someone always staying in an army bunker.

(Not to mention, it’s pretty easy to make - he could make this while taking a break from shipping illegal drugs around Berlin)

Bruno Weiss from The Immigrant: Schnitzel with Mushroom Gravy

Bruno Weiss may seem like a hedonist on the outside, being a ruthless pimp and entertainer who will do anything to make a profit. However on the inside, his character craves for warmth and affection. 

Schnitzel is a German comfort food consisting of a piece of meat (or cheese) that is breaded and fried before being coated in a flavorful gravy. Much like Bruno himself, schnitzel has quite a hard, distinctive exteriors and a tender interior.

Abbé de Coulmier from Quills: Ratatouille

(This dish has a fun name, I’m not going to lie) What better choice for a French priest than a summer entrée that originates in Nice, France? Ratatouille is a vegetable stew made with various types of squash, tomatoes, zucchini (or courgette), and eggplant (aka aubergine). 

Much like Abbé, this dish may seem quite simple (based on its ingredients, which are primarily vegetables) but it is quite filling and comforting. This dish is surprisingly warm during cold nights, just like how Abbé’s presence brings warmth to Charenton.

Joe from You Were Never Really Here: Spaghetti Alla Norma

Spaghetti is already a popular comfort food in itself, but Joe’s maturity as a character definitely calls for a slightly elegant version of pasta. Spaghetti alla Norma is made with fried eggplant, cherry tomatoes, and basil to garnish. The eggplant definitely adds a meaty component to this dish, just like Joe’s complicated past makes his storyline in the film quite compelling.

Lucius Hunt from The Village: Minestrone

Minestrone is an Italian vegetarian soup usually consisting of carrots, celery, beans, and pasta in a tomato-based broth. The herbs (thyme, rosemary, oregano) flavoring it definitely offer a rustic type of taste. Not to mention, a warm bowl of this soup does wonders after a long day of walking through the woods.

Emperor Commodus from Gladiator: Chicken Tikka Masala

As always, my favorite is saved for last. *sighs* Honestly, I think the rich, creamy nature of the gravy, along with the blend of spices, makes this perfect for an emperor’s lavish and robust palette. Also, it is by far one of the most popular dishes around the world (especially in the United Kingdom) - just like how Commodus is one of Phoenix’s most iconic roles. 

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Sederet Momen Meriah dari Ajang MTV Europe Music Awards 2017

MALANGTODAY.NET – Ajang penghargaan musik tingkat Eropa, MTV Europe Music Awards (MTV EMA) 2017 berlangsung meriah di SSE Arena, Wembley, London, Inggris pada Minggu (12/11). Dalam acara yang dipandu oleh Rita Ora tersebut, penyanyi Shawn Mendes menjadi musisi yang mendapatkan piala MTV EMA paling banyak. Dirinya membawa pulang empat piala dan berhasil mengalahkan Taylor Swift yang mendapat nominasi terbanyak dalam ajang itu. Sejumlah penampilan musisi di panggung MTV Europe Music Awards 2017 juga membuat momen penghargaan ini semakin meriah. Ada penampilan dari Liam Payne, Camila Cabello, Demi Lovato, bang legendaris U2, David Guetta featuring Charli XCX dan French Montana, Kesha, The Killers, Travis Scott, Shawn Mendes, French Montana featuring Swae Lee, Stormzy, Eminem featuring Skylar Grey, Clean Bandit featuring Julia Michales, Anne-Marie dan Zara Larsson, serta sang pembawa acara, Rita Ora. Dilansir dari billboard.com, diantara banyaknya penampilan, Camila Cabello berhasil mengejutkan penonton dengan lagu Havana di atas panggung.

Tampil dengan jumpsuit berwarna merah berhiaskan rumbai ala busana latin Amerika, mantan personil Fifth Harmony tersebut sukses memberi kejutan kepada penonton dengan koreografi dan vokalnya yang sensual. Ada penampilan terbaik, ada juga penampilan terburuk. Predikat penampilan terburuk jatuh kepada French Montana featuring Swae Lee. Bukannya menarik perhatian penonton, justru penampilan mereka terkesan garing dan tidak sesuai dengan lagunya yang berjudul Unforgettable. [caption id="attachment_113444" align="aligncenter" width="900"] French Montana dan Swae Lee saat tampil di MTV EMA 2017 @ Billboard.com[/caption] Kemeriahan momen yang ada di MTV EMA tak hanya terletak di penampilan dan pengisi acaranya saja, tapi juga ada pada pembawa acaranya lho! Rita Ora yang dipercaya menjadi pembawa acara MTV EMA 2017, mengejutkan penonton dan dunia dengan kemampuan membawakan acaranya serta kostumnya saat di panggung. Pelantun lagu Your Song tersebut terlihat mengenakan jubah mandi dan handuk di kepalanya, seperti orang yang baru saja selesai mandi. [caption id="attachment_113447" align="aligncenter" width="962"] Kostum Rita Ora saat membawakan acara MTV EMA 2017 @ dailymail.co.uk[/caption] Tidak mendapatkan cibiran, justru mantan Calvin Harris tersebut mendapat pujian karena apa yang ia gunakan, seimbang dengan kemampuannya membawakan acara. Tak hanya artis atau musisi mancanegara yang menarik perhatian, bintang Tanah Air pun menjadi sorotan sendiri di masyarakat Indonesia. Pada ajang MTV EMA 2017 Isyana Sarasvati terpilih sebagai musisi yang mewakili Indonesia untuk nominasi Best Southeast Asia Act. [caption id="attachment_113450" align="aligncenter" width="1024"] Isyana sarasvati masuk dalam nominasi Best Southeast Asia Act @ Facebook.com[/caption] Sebelumnya, pada tahun 2016, Raisa masuk dalam kategori yang sama. Namun, tampaknya keberuntungan belum berpihak pada Raisa dan juga Isyana Sarasvati pada ajang MTV EMA 2016 dan 2017. Kalau sudah tau tentang kabar mengejutkan dari panggung MTV Europe Music Awards 2017, sekarang kita intip yuk, nominasi dan pemenangnya!

BEST SONG Clean Bandit - "Rockabye" ft. Sean Paul & Anne-Marie DJ Khaled - "Wild Thoughts" ft. Rihanna, Bryson Tiller Ed Sheeran – "Shape of You" Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee - "Despacito" (Remix) ft. Justin Bieber Shawn Mendes - "There’s Nothing Holdin’ Me Back" -- WINNER BEST ARTIST Ariana Grande Ed Sheeran Kendrick Lamar Miley Cyrus Shawn Mendes -- WINNER Taylor Swift BEST LOOK Dua Lipa Harry Styles Rita Ora Taylor Swift Zayn -- WINNER BEST NEW Dua Lipa -- WINNER Julia Michaels Khalid Kyle Rag‘n’Bone Man BEST POP Camila Cabello -- WINNER Demi Lovato Miley Cyrus Shawn Mendes Taylor Swift BEST VIDEO Foo Fighters - "Run" Katy Perry - "Bon Appetit" ft. Migos Kendrick Lamar - "Humble" -- WINNER Kyle – "iSpy" ft. Lil Yachty Taylor Swift - "Look What You Made Me Do" BEST LIVE Bruno Mars Coldplay Ed Sheeran -- WINNER Eminem U2 BEST ELECTRONIC Calvin Harris David Guetta -- WINNER Major Lazer Martin Garrix The Chainsmokers BEST ROCK Coldplay -- WINNER Foo Fighters Royal Blood The Killers U2 BEST HIP HOP Drake Eminem -- WINNER Future Kendrick Lamar Post Malone BEST ALTERNATIVE Imagine Dragons Lana Del Rey Lorde The xx Thirty Seconds To Mars -- WINNER BIGGEST FANS Ariana Grande Justin Bieber Katy Perry Shawn Mendes Taylor Swift BEST PUSH Hailee Steinfeld -- WINNER Jon Bellion Julia Michaels Kacy Hill Khalid Kyle Noah Cyrus Petite Meller Rag'n'Bone Man SZA The Head And The Heart BEST WORLD STAGE Steve Aoki – Live from Isle of MTV Malta 2016 Kings of Leon – Live from Oude Luxor Theatre, Rotterdam, The Netherlands 2016 Tomorrowland 2017 DNCE – Live from Isle of MTV Malta 2017 The Chainsmokers – Live from Isle of MTV Malta 2017 -- WINNER Foo Fighters – Live from Barcelona, Spain 2017

WORLDWIDE ACT WINNERS: THE NETHERLANDS – Lil' Kleine SPAIN – Tangana JAPAN – BabyMetal FINLAND – Alma NIGERIA – DaVido UK & IRELAND – Stormzy ARGENTINA – Lali

REGIONAL LOCAL ACT WINNERS: BEST UK & IRELAND ACT – Louis Tomlinson BEST US ACT – Fifth Harmony BEST CANADIAN ACT – Shawn Mendes BEST SPANISH ACT – Miguel Bosé BEST SWISS ACT – Mimiks BEST SWEDISH ACT – Zara Larsson BEST MTV RUSSIA ACT – Ivan Dorn BEST PORTUGUESE ACT – Overule BEST NORWEGIAN ACT – TAPZ BEST POLISH ACT – Dawid Kwiatkowski BEST LATAM CENTRAL ACT – J Balvin BEST LATAM SOUTH ACT – Lali BEST LATAM NORTH ACT – Mon Laferte BEST DUTCH ACT – Lil' Kleine BEST JAPAN ACT – BabyMetal BEST ITALIAN ACT – Ermal Meta BEST ISRAELI ACT – Noa Kirel BEST GERMAN ACT – Wincent Weiss BEST GREATER CHINA ACT – Huo Zun BEST INDIA ACT – Hard Kaur BEST BRASILIAN ACT – Anitta BEST DANISH ACT – Christopher BEST FRENCH ACT – Amir BEST AUSTRALIAN ACT – Jessica Mauboy BEST ADIRA ACT – Nicim Izazvan BEST AFRICAN ACT – DaVido BEST HUNGARIAN ACT – Magdolna Rúzsa BEST FINNISH ACT – Alma BEST BELGIAN ACT – Loic Noittet BEST KOREA ACT – GFRIEND BEST SE ASIA ACT – James Reid

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Hi! Can I ask for hcs' about almost every Joaquin character (y'know, Joe, Theo, Arthur, Ray, and many more) when they're on Christmas with you? Going to a party, with your family, staying at home, in a shopping, gettting presents, taking you to a café or a restaurant, putting on christmas decorations at home, what you eat with them or how you enjoy the night and fireworks, stuff like that. Thank you! Love your imagines!

Hiii I wrote and before Christmas so I’m really happy! (I literally spend my days writing it from morning to late in the night) so I hope you will like it!! 

Following HCs with: Arthur/Joker, Commodus, Joe, Abbe, Charlie, Bobby, Bruno, Willie, Max, Theodore, Merrill, Freddie, Ray

Arthur/Joker

-        Christmas is Arthur’s and Joker favorite day of the year after Mardi Gras. It is a day where he can be fully himself, wear one of those ‘ugly’ knitted sweaters, listen to oldies Christmas songs. He feels people more relaxed in the streets, it must be Christmas spirit softening them a little, even in Gotham. And usually you would manage to convince Joker not to make too much trouble and stay by your side all day instead.

 -        You would be staying home together on Christmas Eve. It would be a very simple day because you didn’t have a lot of money but what is important is to be together, and it’s what you would remind to Arthur, no need for something big or fancy, just to be together in Christmas spirit.  

 -        You would buy a few decorations, but you would mostly create them yourself, spending the weekends of December making them with Arthur as you drank hot chocolate. Your flat would be colorful, filled with red and white tinsels and candy canes; you both went to a park and discreetly cut a few pine trees branches to decorate the appartement.

 -        Of course, Arthur would make the surprise to buy a Christmas tree, not too big, but it was more than enough to make you smile with happiness. And you would decorate it with anything that was shiny and candy canes too of course.

 -        For dinner you would not buy anything expensive, but luckily you and Artie were pretty good in cooking and you could manage to make delicious dishes with basic ingredients, roasted potatoes with bacon wrapped turkey and red wine gravy, and you would drink the other half of the bottle while eating. And of course, your favorite part, an apple cake topped with cinnamon and sugar.

 -        You want the night to be as relaxing as possible, you would cook with Arthur while listening to music, exchanging kisses and giggling. Then, after dinner, you two would settle in the sofa, and watch Disney Christmas cartoons while drinking hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows.

 -        The next morning, Arthur or Joker would be the first awake, excited like a kid and eager to open his gift. Yes, usually with Arthur it would be one or two gifts for each of you. Arthur would have worked extra hours and saved as much money as he could to be able to buy you something nice, he bought those cute earrings you had seen once in a store front. Joker would get you more gifts and would get a bit extravagant, but it was really fun. You would get a nice suit or piece of accessories for Joker. For Arthur you would get a warm sweater or scarf so that he wouldn’t get cold when he is outside.

 -        As soon as the gifts were open and breakfast with nice pastries taken; you and Arthur would head to your grandparents’ home where you would be reunited with your parents and cousins as well. Arthur was always a bit nervous about it but once they all greeted him with a hug, he would be smiling all along, hugging back your family and playing with your cousins and nephews. He never had a family but now he had one. Joker had promised you he would never come out on Christmas, it was always sweet Arthur, otherwise your parents would have freaked out.

Commodus

-        Saturnalia was always an amazing holiday. For whole a week the whole Empire would celebrate in honor of the god Saturn. It was a very special day where the People would be pampered by their Emperor and where even slaves would be provided by table service and dining with their masters, all would party and share. Many offerings were made to the god but also to the people.

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-        Commodus was always particularly joyful on that holiday. The first day, he always had a hard time not working but then, the next day, the real Commodus was back, joyful and relaxed. He would dedicate his days entirely to you, his nephew and the rest of the family.

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-        Commodus would be dressed colorfully, wear red and gold togas and you would usually wear matching clothes, except on Saturnalia eve where you would wear purple and gold, an outfit especially made for that night. You both loved beautiful clothes and it was the occasion to shine even more.

 -        He would make sure that Lucius gets chosen as the Saturnalicius princeps, the Lord of Misrule for the whole week. And Lucius loved it, he was able to prank everyone and especially his dear uncle who at first regretted it, and then you would find him pranking back Lucius or even you, those two were children.  

 -        The whole week, Commodus would offer chariot racing in the grand arena, the greatest charioteer gathered for the most exciting races and with great rewards, as well as gifts for the public. You both enjoyed it, no blood, no deaths, pure entertainment for all.

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-        It would be a huge party in the streets of Rome, people singing in the streets naked, drinking and gambling. With the Senate, Commodus would make sure to have a delicious public buffet offered to the people at the Temple of Saturn. He wants everyone to enjoy this holiday. And at night on the eve of Saturnalia, Commodus would organize a big party in the palace, where he would completely let himself go and enjoy the moment.

 -        For dinner, he would get you the finest foods from the whole Empire and even from far beyond, exotic dancers, magicians and entertainers would be invited as well to make this night unforgettable. He would make sure you smile and laugh, that you simply feel home, and it really were.

 -        “Io Saturnalia my love!” he would cheer, all tipsy, a big goofy grin on his face, coming to wrap his arms around you, almost spilling his cup of wine on you as he starts trying to dance, he wouldn’t care if he looked ridiculous, he wanted to hold you in his arms and kiss you. To be honest, drunk Commodus was probably the most adorable thing you ever saw.

 -        Commodus would be very nervous about the presents, he wants the best for you and he wants to impress you even if he knows he doesn’t have to but Commodus feels this need to constantly prove himself and his love for you.

 -        Early in the morning the day before, he would go out in the city in disguise to get your gifts, he doesn’t trust anyone else to get the best for you and choosing your gifts himself is very important to him, he wants something true, something that truly reflects how he feels for you. He would have a ring especially forged for you, with a blue gemstone incrusted in the center of it, reminding you of his gorgeous blue outfit that you loved so much. And for his nephew, his first real sword to train with him. As for you, you would get him a very fine wine from Greece and then a rather…sensual that you would were in your bedroom that night, you would be his gift in a way; and it would made him even crazier for you.

 -        After this long night of celebration, you and Commodus would take your time and just sleep as long as you could, it was the last day before getting back to work and you wanted him fully rested and ready to take care of the Empire as ardently as before. You had opened your gifts at midnight so there was nothing waiting to be done, except perhaps Lucius who was eager to take his first lesson from his uncle, but the boy was clever and let you enjoy your husband a few hours more….Io Saturnalia.

Joe 

-        Christmas with Joe would be quiet, something peaceful at home, it would mean a moment of full relaxion for Joe and perhaps the only moment where he feels like he doesn’t have to be on his guard all the time.

 -        You would spend Christmas Eve’s afternoon in an animal shelter with Joe, you two would pamper the pets and take them on a walk outside. You had discovered Joe rather enjoyed spending time with animals, especially dogs, it seemed to sooth him and you were thinking of adopting one of the dogs as his Christmas gift. So, this moment would be a good occasion as well to see which one he preferred.

 -        You would usually spend Christmas eve and Christmas day with your family, just your parents. It did good to Joe to be with other people. And your parents loved him, your father was a veteran and they understood each other. And then your mother just loved him and always offered him more cookies.

 -        You would do part of the shopping with Joe, especially to buy ingredients to cook for him and your family and then buy a few decorations. Joe would shop separately for your gift of course. And he would be in charge to get the Christmas tree and somehow he always ended up picking one that was too tall to fully fit in the living room, so he would have to climb on the stepladder and shorten the top of the trunk  and you couldn’t help but laugh. Poor Joe, he always picked up the biggest and most beautiful trees.

 -        This year Joe got you a few books, fantasy and sci-fi stories. It wasn’t his genre at all, but he knew you enjoyed it, and he hoped he had chosen well, he had made a research on internet to see which were better. As for you, well, you had gotten him the dog he was fond of at the shelter.

 -        You and Joe would cook with your parents, you would take care of the dessert with your dad while Joe and your mother did the rest. It wouldn’t be anything too complicated but there were many dishes to fill in everyone and especially Joe’s great appetite. As your mother said, a big man like him needed strength to carry on. And he truly managed to eat everything she was serving him, which you never thought was possible.

 -        As for the Christmas decoration of your house, it would be discreet but enough to remind of the Christmas spirit. The Christmas tree, a few tinsels on the walls or the banister and that was it. For everything, Joe liked to remain discreet. Still, you managed to get him to wear a Christmas sweater at home and with your family and he was the most adorable like that.

 -        The night would be spent taking your time dinning with your family, and then they would light a fire in the chimney, and drink mulled wine while talking about the many things that happened during the year. Then, your dad would put on some vinyl, oldies Christmas song; and you couldn’t resist but to get Joe to dance with, a slow dance, pressed against each other as you listened to the music.

 -        The next morning, you were the first one awake, excited to open your gifts. Well, you thought you were the first one awake, but you would soon realize Joe wasn’t sleeping by your side, maybe he was eager too. However, when you reached downstairs, you found him cooking a marvelous breakfast and not just for you but your parents as well, already wearing the Christmas sweater you had gotten him.

Abbe de Coulmier 

-        Christmas was obviously a very important day for the Abbe, the birth of the Christ and a day of love. Which meant a lot of work for him, he was a priest after all, and he wanted to give love to people around him and the people in need. And he also wanted to make this day special for his patients, many had been abandoned by their families, and he wanted to make them feel at home, celebrating this important day together.

 -        He would encourage his patients to create decorations, some patients even crafting wood, others picking up pine tree branches to ornate the doors of their cells. Then, you and Madeleine would spend the day cooking for the dinner, the Abbe as always had managed the finances excellently and you had extra money to buy more food and ingredients and cook something more sophisticated for this day and even Yule logs for everyone. You would even convince him to cook biscuits with the patients, it made them very happy and also seeing him covered in flour was adorable, you couldn’t stop giggling and teasing him.

 -        Then, towards the end of the afternoon you would help him greet homeless and poor for the evening and night, distributing blankets to them, and sharing a warm dinner with them and a shelter for the night. So, this was a very big day for him and slightly exhausting, but the Abbe was a workaholic, he lived for other people and he loved helping.

 -        Charenton had become his family so there was no reason for him to come out of the Asylum. And also, you were there, by his side. And he loved you, even if he knew he shouldn’t but he couldn’t resist the temptation you were, and he wanted to make this day special for you too.

 -        He had very little money, but he had still managed to go in town, and buy you a beautiful blue scarf to keep you warm in the corridors of Charenton.  As for you, you had saved as much money as you could to buy him this beautiful chain with a little golden cross, he could wear it around his neck all day along, underneath his cassock.

 -        It would be a very heartwarming night where everyone would be reunited in the canteen, a beautiful fire lit in the chimney. Everyone would sit close to it and listen to the Marquis, standing in front of it, telling funny stories and also Christmas stories which he had agreed to tell after the irresistible request from his favorite priest. As the Marquis was getting everyone’s attention, you felt the Abbe discreetly brush his fingers against yours, to finally entwine your hands, making you blush, you would exchange a look full of love, tonight he would spend the night in your bed.

 -        To end the night, he would celebrate the midnight mass, patients and employees gathered and singing songs celebrating the day of the birth of Jesus Christ. It would be a great moment to remind everyone the values of Christmas, compassion, sharing, kindness and love.

 -        The next morning you would both be awakened by the excited cheering of the patients, eager to open their gifts. He couldn’t help but chuckle, it seems you two won’t be able to make love again this morning, but he would find another way, probably request you to his office for some reason. It wouldn’t stop him from filling your face with kisses before getting up and putting his cassock on. As you both opened your gifts with everyone else, you would know which one was his gift and he would know which one is yours; the look he would give you would be more powerful than words and you would smile in return, you felt blessed.

 Charlie 

-        Charlie wasn’t a Christmas guy, not all. Mostly because he kept bad memories from it, his father made it hell for him and his brother, and his mother too. Even if she had always tried to make them smile, making them eggnog, discreetly slipping a gift in their bed in the morning.

 -        Naturally as an adult, he wasn’t really down for it, except getting drunk in a Saloon. But you were there to teach him another way to celebrate Christmas, and it would be a way he would surely enjoy; and he would end up with Christmas spirit.

 -        So, obviously you would spend the day with his family, his brother and his mother. And Charlie wouldn’t be so opposed to it; at first, he might complain and say he doesn’t feel like going. But as soon as he sees his family, he smiles and greet them with a hug, he would never admit it out loud but he missed them and Christmas would be the perfect occasion to spend time together.

 -        You would have to accompany Charlie to the different stores for Christmas shopping, he always played tough guys and now he didn’t want to go shopping alone, it made you retain a laugh, your man was dumb sometimes.  Of course, once he finds something that could be a great gift for you, he would do his best to hide it behind his back, and most of the time pretend he didn’t find anything, you would roll your eyes, you knew his lying face but it was adorable. For his mother, he would some embroidered hankies, another scarf for his brother, just to tease him and for you, an expensive perfume from San Francisco. As for him, you would spend a lot of time and money with specialist to have a prosthetic arm designed for him, he still had a hard time with it and perhaps it would help him feel better and for when he rides again.

 -        You and his mother would cook, both men were terrible at cooking anything else than beans. So, out of question that they came into the kitchen, especially since last time where Charlie managed to eat half of the cookies you had made. You would also cook apples pies, and a roasted turkey that the two men had hunted earlier.

 -        As for decorations, the two men had managed to cut a pine tree that resembles a Christmas tree. You would all together decorate the tree, thanks to their mother pushing them to participate. It would be filled with red ribbons, berries, paper strings, yarn, and other homemade decoration Eli had brought. You would even hang a few cookies in the tree.

 -        When the night came, a fire was lit to keep everyone warm, after all the winter was extremely cold in this part of the country. You would eat joyfully, the boys telling their most epic and finniest anecdotes. Obviously, alcohol would be part of the night, though you tried to keep Charlie just tipsy, except if you were drunk too and joined him in messing around. You would end the night singing joyful Christmas songs together.

 -        The next morning, Charlie would be the one waking up everyone, he would even try to guess what his gifts were while everyone was still asleep. “But Charlie it’s 7 am…on Christmas.” you yawned, you couldn’t believe he was excited like a child for it, but in a way your understood him, Charlie had never celebrated Christmas and soon his brother was up as well, eager to unwrap his gifts. Charlie would be left speechless as he unwraps his gift and discovers the prosthetic arm, the only thing he would do is to hug you tightly, burying his head in your neck, and placing a kiss on your skin, before letting you put the prosthetic on him.

Bobby Green 

-        Christmas for Bobby had become another mean to party, not as much as for New Year though. He just loved to enjoy life to the fullest unlike his family meetings where everyone was more uptight than the others.

-        So obviously, Bobby would much prefer to spend Christmas just with you, not even with his friends from El Caribe. Though, later in the evening, after dinner, you two might head to the club a little but not to work, simply dance and have fun.  

 -        You would do Christmas decorations shopping together trying to find which color would fit the best for this year; obviously you had a thing for red because it was a color that went well with Bobby too and you picked up gold as a second color; yes, this would be perfect. The very same day, arms full of bags, you would get a Christmas tree, a big fluffy one which would proudly wear the decorations you had bought.  

 -        Then, another day, Bobby would spend quite some time shopping, thanks to his job, money wasn’t a problem, but the problem was finding something perfect for you. Bobby would get you gold earrings with a little diamond on each, and the design would perfectly match with your face and he would also buy some sexy lingerie for you both to enjoy. You would get him an earring as well, the coincidence was rather funny, but it was a detail you particularly loved about him.

 -        As the evening comes, Bobby would bring you to a nice restaurant in the city center, it was a rather fancy one but not too much to avoid uptight people who couldn’t bear a laugh. It was fancy enough to fix the event in your memories. And you would enjoy a classic feast, and even Foie gras and dishes with truffles. Obviously, you would drink champagne, it would be a night of ‘excess and pleasure’ as Bobby said, and you loved this intensity.

 -        The decorations would mostly be on the Christmas tree, then you would spread little decorations everywhere, on cupboards and counters and then add many glitters which would be hell to clean up afterwards but you recognized Bobby’s great taste in decorations, he knew how to make it joyful and give a party atmosphere to a place.

 -        After the restaurant, you would head to El Caribe, at least you knew it was the best place to party in all safety. You and Bobby would just go wild, dancing pressed against each other, exchanging kisses and getting horny in no time; to the point that you would soon go back home to make love right away. Then, late in the night you couldn’t resist but open your gifts, giggling like children. So, there wouldn’t be really a Christmas morning for you, just sleeping late in each other’s arms, and it would be the best morning ever.

Bruno Weiss 

-        For Bruno, Christmas was like any other day. He was Jewish but not practicing so he wasn’t really celebrating in any way. And he was often alone on Christmas, his girls always finding a gentleman or another way to celebrate without him. And he had expected you spend Christmas away, with your family in San Francisco; but you surprised when you asked him what he would like to do with you for Christmas, it had made him so happy that you thought about him, even surrounded by his girls, he had always been a lonely man.

 -        Bruno would spoil you during this day, actually he would dedicate his time entirely to you and that starting from the morning. He wasn’t great at cooking breakfast but at least he tried, and that only made you happy. And you were even more when he announced you that he would spend the whole day with you to prepare Christmas.

 -        He would rather enjoy shopping with you, his woman, walking hands in hands from shop to shop, his arms getting fuller of bags each time. Once again, he would spoil you, trying to fulfil you every desires, though Bruno wasn’t a rich man either; so, when you showed him an item that was too expensive, you would see it instantly, the way, he avoided your gaze, an embarrassed look on his face, he wished he could buy you anything you desired. “Hey darling, you know what? I don’t need it, it’s all good, don’t worry.” You would reassure him, tenderly kissing him on the lips. He swore to himself he would make you feel like the luckiest women in the world when you would open your gifts.

 -        You would buy many items to put in the Christmas tree and a few garlands but the most important purchase had been this new thing, electric light garlands, you had not doubts it would look perfect on the tree, and what better than to have the latest modern house items? And about that, Bruno completely agreed.

 -        Bruno would get you a new dress and makeup as well; it was one of his favorite things, to watch you put on your makeup, making yourself even more beautiful than you already were and that view was only for him. And you would buy him a new pocket watch, not one he bought on the black market for nothing, one with a beautiful design and your initials engraved inside the watch cover, so there would always be a bit of you with him.

 -        On Christmas Eve, you would stay home together, you would cook dinner and he would try to help. However, Bruno doesn’t have much patience so his help would be rather limited, and you would soon tell him to sit down and just keep you company. You would cook a roasted chicken, cookies and a fruit cake. However, on Christmas day, for lunch he would bring you to a restaurant, fancier than the usual restaurant he goes to; you would get smoked salmon and cocktails with champagne. And he had to admit, it was nice to have celebrations from time to time, and Christmas spirit was perhaps starting to grow on him.

 -        For the night, Bruno was more inclined to just stay home, but you wanted to show him something more, and you managed to convince him to go to a jazz club, at least to listen to the Christmas songs recreated with jazz stylings. After a while, you saw your boyfriend relaxed, so you put your hand on his, gently stroking it and by the look in your eyes, he would understand and accept to dance with you, a slow dance, embracing each other.

 -        The next morning; the air was rather chill, the both of you waking up slowly, caressed by the warm rays of the sun, snuggling a bit more in his embrace as you felt the air cooler than usual, it had snowed. You would happily open your gifts as you shared a coffee, wrapped in your warm bathrobe, a soft smile was on Bruno’s face, this peace, warmth; Christmas wasn’t so bad after all.

Willie Gutirrez 

-        Willie absolutely loved Christmas and didn’t hide it. It was a great occasion to spend time with you and your family and everyone knew Wille was a family man. He wasn’t the most churchgoing man, but this day would have a religious meaning for him as well. And actually, he would make sure the apartment you shared would be decorated for the 1st of December and he would get an advent calendar with chocolates, he loves it and you would have never thought that about Willie but it was really cute.

 -        That meant that you would spend Christmas holidays at your parents’ home. It was nice to travel a bit and change of air. And your parents just loved Willie, this hard-working young man who satisfied your every desires and who was kind and funny, to them he was perfect; and to you too of course, after all you were madly in love.

 -        Obviously, you would shop together, for everything: decorations, gifts for you and your family, food and chocolates. You would tease each other, trying to guess the gift hidden in the bag of the other, and you would have to wait Christmas morning to know which was even more exciting.  

 -        The apartment would be perfectly decorated, as if a home stylist had done it, silver and gold, the Christmas tree big and fluffy and perfectly decorated, the nativity scene underneath it. You were very proud of your decorations.

 -        Before joining your parents’ house, you and Willie would make cookies. But it would be hard to focus for you, Willie was really sexy, wearing an apron, a comfy sweater and a Christmas hat just to tease you because he knew the effect it had on you. Obviously, you would end up having sex on the counter between Christmas cookies. Once you would have joined your parents Willie would insist on helping out your mother, which would make her fall for him even more, and he would drink a glass of whisky with your father the same time while talking politics; yes, he had completely seduced them, to your greatest pleasure.

 -        Willie would also surprise you all by taking out an expensive bottle of champagne one of his acquaintances would have gifted him. Other than that, you would eat a rather classic Christmas feast, braised pork, vegetables and a few canapés.

 -        After dinner, you would all settle in the sofas in the living room, you snuggled against Willie, drinking hot spiced apple cider as your parents told your boyfriend memories of your childhood, some rather embarrassing actually but it made him laugh and he loved knowing those things about you. Your parents would be the first to head to bed; you and Willie would stay a bit more, exchanging slow and tender kisses until it was time to sleep and let the magic of Christmas happen.

 -        The next morning, you would be awakened by more kisses from Willie, feather-like kisses on your face, his fingers gently pushing away the strands of hair on your face. “Don’t you want to find out what Santa got you?” he’d tease you. And you would truly hesitate between considering him your Santa gift and getting up, and he knew it. And after a little you would both finally get up, happily opening your gifts. Willie would be smiling all the time, he  had family who loved him now.

Max California 

-        Max celebrates Christmas but not in the typical way to do it. For him it is an overrated celebration, with a lot of fuss with all these decorations and Christmas movies on TV all day along and the whole picking up Christmas tree imperative. Also, Max doesn’t blend in very well with Christmas atmosphere with his look that he keeps all year along. People tend to look at him in a strange way when Christmas comes, seeing a guy all dressed in black with piercings and tattoos.

 -        It would be really fun when you boyfriend would realize that you are used to celebrate Christmas and that you rather enjoy the atmosphere. You would spare him Christmas songs and put on your headphones though you wouldn’t sometimes, just to embarrass him.

 -        You would celebrate Christmas just the two of you, you preferred to take baby steps with him, family gatherings on those type of celebrations made him uneasy because people were no fun, he couldn’t make his usual sex jokes or talk about the funniest things that happened back at the sex shop.

 -        You would manage to convince him to get a Christmas tree, and he got one in a pot so that you could plant it somewhere later. And you would accept that he chooses the decorations for it and thankfully you had no guests because this was hilarious and outrageous. Bulbs that looks like boobs, leather collars and other kinky stuff he had gotten at the shop; at least it was unique and very much Max California.

 -        As gifts, you would buy him more clothes that would perfectly match his style and you would get him a new sound system for his guitar, you didn’t want him to renounce to his passion and his dream of being a successful musician one day. As for Max well…. he would get you a few sexy things and also makeup that would perfectly match your face and look, you always loved when he did that, he was better than you at picking up those products, he really had great taste.

 -        For Christmas eve dinner you would order delivery but something out of the ordinary, something a bit fancy, your kitchen wasn’t the best to cook anyway, small and poorly equipped. And actually, you and Max would go for one of the most expensive Japanese restaurants of LA, and damn that was worth it, exotic and unique for this special night.

 -        You would move the little table to the window and open it, giving you a little view on the city. Since you two had moved from his rather questionable flat, you lived in a much better and beautiful neighborhood. After dinner you would head outside for a walk hand in hand by the beach, sharing a cigarette under the cool air and watching a few decorated store fronts; Max always finding ways to make a dirty joke.

 -        The next morning, you would wake up in your favorite way, Max tracing kisses along your thighs, that rascal never forgot his priorities, you thought, giggling sleepily and well, Christmas could wait a little more.  Obviously, after this little morning fun, you would go open your gifts under the tree while Facetiming with your parents “Oh my God Max!” you burst out laughing, you couldn’t show this gift to your parents “But baby it was a limited Christmas edition!” he’d reply, making everyone laugh even more.

 Theodore Twombly

-        Knowing how romantic and old-fashioned Theodore is, he absolutely loved Christmas. It had been a rough period for when he was single and without anyone to celebrate Christmas with but Amy. Celebrating with a friend is much different than with your lover and family. So, he was more than excited to celebrate it with you.

 -        With Theodore you would get up before sunrise and take the car to drive to his chalet in the mountains. That already put you in the full Christmas atmosphere, it was sunny and full of snow, so much that for a while you thought you wouldn’t be able to access the chalet.

 -        You would spend Christmas eve and the next day together, just the two of you, in his chalet, lost in the mountains, it would become your little heaven frozen in time where only what you felt for each other mattered.

 -        Theodore would have shopped for your gifts the whole year, but he would have wrapped them a few days before Christmas, to keep the magic of the celebration. He would have gotten you all sorts of gifts, from an artisanal wooden carved object, to the latest video game you wanted. And you would have gotten a game too but what people call now old-fashioned one, a board game. Those were rather expensive today because people much preferred immersive virtual games now, but you were sure he would love it.

 -        Theodore would have already all the decorations you could possibly need, ready in boxes in the basement, you were honestly surprised by the choice in colors he had. You would both decorate the whole chalet, inside and outside with classic garlands and electrical garlands to, it was so much more beautiful than the holographic ones. This year, you would go for blue and white and also add candy canes in the tree because it was just too good not to put them. Speaking of the Christmas tree you would go get it in a pine tree nursery nearby.  And the great thing was that you could chose it and cut it yourself, though you left that task to Theodore, despite several tries you couldn’t manage to hit the same spot each time; it was physical but you both really had fun.

 -        You would cook Christmas eve dinner together, already dressed in your warm and comfy pajamas; the fire lit in the chimney. You would make tons of different cookies with hot chocolate and marshmallows. Theodore was vegetarian and you too so you would cook a wonderful vegetarian dinner, something simple and delicious that wasn’t too complicated to make so that you could spend the day enjoying other things as well.

 -        You would have dinner with candle lights while listening to oldies Christmas songs, it would be super romantic and you couldn’t stop smiling all the time and Theodore felt the same, it was a perfect Christmas.  Then, you would go on the balcony, wrapped in a warm blanket, Theodore hugging you from behind as you looked at the stars, the sky was clear and it was a stunning view. Actually, you don’t know how much time you stayed there, despite the cold, you both couldn’t stop looking. Though after a while it would be really cold and you would run inside to snuggle in front of the TV and watch Christmas movies, you barely payed attention to it, too busy exchanging tender kisses until you felt it was time to go to sleep.

 -        The following morning, after opening your gifts, the both of you were overjoyed with what you had gotten. And soon, your parents would join you and Theodore for a few days and they would also take you cross-country skiing, to the great joy of Theodore….he wasn’t a sport guy at all but he would follow you anywhere in the world.

Merrill Hess

-        Christmas for Merill meant family time, he already spent a significant amount of time with his nephews and brother but less since you had moved together in a house farther down the neighborhood. And also, he was often away since he had integrated one of the best baseball team of the country. So, Christmas was a great way to be reunited all together.

-        You would spend the whole day in family, playing the snow with your nephews, obviously Merill would start a snowball fight, and he was the best at it, great aim and great strength especially when you received it right in the face. And you, on your side struggled to reach your target, and you couldn’t even run after him to get closer, he ran damn fast! At least your nephews laughed a lot at this. Afterwards, you would make a snowman competition, you and Abigail against Merill and Morgan, and Graham, would decide of the winners and it was your team who won, and the price was extra cookies.  

 -        Merill and Graham would go shopping while you watched after the children, who didn’t know at all that Santa was shopping. And in the meantime, with your nephews you would get the many boxes of decoration out of the basement and decorate the whole house so that that they would have the surprise when they come back. Though you would leave the nativity scene to Graham and his children, it was very important for them.

 -        In the meantime, the two brothers would not only buy the gifts but also food for the dinner, a menu that everyone had composed together. You had already your gift for Merill, a sled and a few DVDs of his favorite movies, as for him he would get you a tartan rug and the finest chocolates he could find, he knew how much you loved chocolate so he didn’t look at the price.

 -        For the Christmas tree you would all go together to pick it up, the children wanted the biggest one and Merill was always part of the children when it came to the Christmas tree. You and Graham would be more rational and manage to calm them down a bit and get them to chose one that would fit in the living room and 6’7 wasn’t bad at all.

 -        After playing a while outside and being frozen now, you would get to cooking, a great way to warm up again. Of course, the children were learning to cook so they participated in the elaboration of the dinner, it was a joyful moment where everyone had their importance and helped. Stuffed turkey, carrots, potatoes and an apple pie for dessert and everything in big portions because of the two growing up and the sportsman that was Merill.

 -        The night would be full of laughter and joy, after dinner you would settle by the fire and you tell Christmas tales with Graham while the three others were sitting crossed legged and listening to you, the little ones snuggled against their uncle. And then, all together you would watch Disney Christmas cartoons, there was nothing better to relax and dream of the wonderful gifts you would get tomorrow. After putting your nephews to bed, you and Merill would sleep back in his old room, reminding you of good memories, when you had started dating and your first time making love with him, it was very nice to spend Christmas here and you wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world.

 -        The next morning, you would be awakened by your nephews, running in the corridor and shouting that Santa had come and that many gifts were waiting to be unwrapped. You chuckled, thinking of Graham who had waited for them to be asleep to put the gifts underneath the tree. You wouldn’t take breakfast first, they were too impatient, and they didn’t seem very hungry, preferring to test their gifts together, including Merill with his sled, he could finally compete with his nephews as the big child he could be. But before you would convince them to eat their giant breakfast so they could play for hours in the snow.

Freddie Quell 

-        It’s not that Freddie didn’t like Christmas, but he never celebrated it in a normal way, from his terrible childhood to Christmas in the army which was mostly a lot of drinking and sex. So, in a way, this would be his first real Christmas, with you and his family-in-law.

 -        He would let you completely guide him through Christmas eve and day. He was a bit grumpy at first because he was frustrated; he wanted to fit in and understand how to do things right. He wanted you to be happy with your man.

 -        So, it would be best if you spent Christmas eve, just the two of you; Take baby steps with Freddie and tomorrow spend Christmas with your family where he would have to bear the shitty jokes of your uncle. You would take him outside to walk hands in hands a look at the store fronts especially decorated for Christmas, just to show him the colors and decorations, the joy of the adults and children looking at it, in short introduce him to the Christmas atmosphere. You wouldn’t stay for too long because you knew he couldn’t stand still and had a limited patience but still, you were pleasantly surprised by how calm he was, a boyish smile forming on his lips sometimes, it was great step forward and you were eager to spend this day with him.  

 -        He would be the first to suggest going inside the shops and buy a few decorations for your house. Though, once inside he would be a bit overwhelmed by the crowd but also the crazy choice there was. He wouldn’t let go of your hand as you took him through the various alleys, he would be rather undecided about the color to pick, so you went for blue and gold, and he help you to pick up the shape and designs of the garlands and bulbs. And he was happy to carry out all the bags.  

 -        “Do you need to go to another shop for a gift?” you asked him once outside of that shop “No, I actually have it already.” He replied looking away, he had his gifts for you for a while because he had taken great care to choose something that would fit, he had gotten you a dress and expensive perfume. You would look at him excitedly, the way he took care of you was always very attractive to you “Well, Mister Quell if you could wait for me in the car, I have one more thing to buy…” your murmured giving him a sensual kiss on the lips, he would chuckle already knowing how it would end once at home but also happy that you were about to buy his gift, a nice kit to make cocktails and expensive alcohol that he would savor with you, reasonably.  

 -        You would stay home, you thought he would want to go to the restaurant but actually he preferred to be alone with you and have no distractions. You would decorate the house together, while he actually sang the Christmas songs everyone sang on the vessel, it was joyful songs and it was nice hear Freddie sing, it was an aspect of him you encouraged to come out. And while he finished decorating you cooked the fabulous dinner you would share, and which remained classic. Though soon you would feel his arms wrap around your waist and his lips tracing kisses along you neck; he couldn’t help it, whatever you did, you were sexy.

 -        Freddie was an unpredictable man and full of surprises. When you thought you would spend the evening in his arms at home, he would actually take you to the rooftop of a building and you didn’t understand why until a firework started and he had brought you where you would have the best view on it. Your eyes were shining all along and you snuggled in Freddie’s arms as you watch the show with him. And you would conclude the night by making love there, at the risk of getting a cold, but you didn’t care. In the end, it was Freddie who guided you through an amazing Christmas.

Ray Elwood

-        Ray wouldn’t get a long permission for Christmas holidays, but at least he got a few days because you two were engaged. He was excited to spend Christmas outside of the base and with you, he had missed you so much, so much time away from you, only able to write to you or call you without being able to see you or hold you in his arms; he had missed you terribly and that was more important to him than celebrating Christmas.

 -        When you reached Germany, you had no idea of how your holidays with Ray would go, it was your first time in Europe and he had given you absolutely no indications of the program, if there was one. And that’s because he had a big surprise for you. You don’t know how much time it lasted when you embraced each other at the airport but to feel his warmth, his scent wrapped around you, his lips on yours, it was the best Christmas gift you could ever receive. After that, he would bring you to the base to introduce you to his friends and also to his boss, who had become a friend in a way, but a friend he also used to do his little business. After, he hadn’t been sent here for nothing but what could you do? You couldn’t stop loving him, and as far as you knew, he didn’t kill anyone, so that was good.

 -        And he would be really proud to show his beautiful fiancée to everyone, showing that you were real and a real knockout who was engaged to him. And his buddies were really nice and fun, they made you feel comfortable in this place full of men. However, once you two were alone again, he took out of his jacket two plane tickets for Paris “Spoiler alert, that’s your Christmas gift, a couple of days together in Paris.” He revealed to you, he had more than enough money for it and he wanted to spoil you, and he knew Paris was one of your dreams. You would be speechless, what a wonderful surprise “I prefer to tell you that my gift won’t be so crazy.” You chuckled, your eyes wet with emotion “Don’t worry baby, you are my gift.” He would reassure you, filling your face with kisses.

 -        And once in Paris, you realized Ray had really gone crazy, a superb hotel room, already decorated and even with Christmas tree in it, and gifts from the hotel like chocolates and perfumes. Though, you didn’t visit the city first, as soon as the door of the bedroom was closed and that the effect of surprise had passed, you literally jumped on Ray, the both ending making love passionately, again and again until you were satisfied, actually it didn’t change much from previous Christmas, there was always a lot of sex involved, for your greatest pleasure.

 -        And to make up for lost time, Ray would have the great idea to book a table on a barge on the Seine, it would enable the both of you to see the most beautiful monuments of the city, beautifully lit during the night and while you ate a typical French Christmas dinner and of course with great wine and champagne.

 -        After dinner, you would get off the boat and go watch the beautiful and famous store fronts of the Gallerie Lafayette incredibly decorated for Christmas, Paris was just amazingly decorated and the Christmas atmosphere was very present, it was perfect. Then, you would manage to convince Ray to go Ice skating with you, and after a few kisses and puppy eyes, he wouldn’t be able to resist and would just agree. The truth is that he was really bad at it and fell all the time on his behind, you were pretty much the same, but that’s where the fun was, trying to skate decently without falling. And the both of you would end up laughing a lot, clinging onto each other and ending up falling on each other.  

 -        The day had been exhausting but worth it, it was the best Christmas holidays you ever had, and it was only starting, you still had a few days more with your fiancée. And despite exhaustion you would make love again, the Christmas atmosphere in the bedroom making it even more magical. And Ray had to admit that it really gave him the Christmas spirit and with you he was really enjoying this celebration.  And even more so when he woke up the next morning and found underneath the Christmas tree a gift for him, he picked it up and went back in the bed to open it next to you. It wasn’t something big and flashy but it had more value to his eyes, you had made a photo album of you and him, all the pictures you took together since you were together and at the end of it you had included sexy pictures of you that you had made just for him; he would have a big smile, he was loving Christmas.

Also you my dear readers, tell me with which of these characters you would prefer to celebrate Christmas with!!

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[darknessisafriend]

Hi! I love your writing, a lot, and was wondering if you'd write something about bruno being a little too possessive about a new girl that started to work for him? 💕 he just wants to have her for himself..!

Hi!! here you go, I hope you’ll enjoy it <3 

 Hands off 

You had been newly employed by Bruno, though not to uncover your body in front of horny and disgusting men. You were serving the drinks in the room while they watched the show, usually too busy with the girls on stage to notice you or at least grope you. You didn’t know why you were not on stage, after all you had everything for it according to the boss, Rosie; you sang, you had a voluptuous breast and the curves that men loved. But you wouldn’t complain, you just had to smile, share a few jokes, take orders and serve customers, and of course, you received great tips without having to take off one single piece of clothes.

Still, Bruno didn’t like it. In fact, he hated to see you work in this place, he wished he had other options to offer you, but he didn’t. Each time he saw a moron looking at you, he wanted to fight them. And tonight, was no exception. He was stuck backstage overseeing his girls but each time he had the opportunity, he would look from behind the curtain and watch other you. You were as beautiful as usual, your h/c curls cascading on your shoulders, the cherry red lipstick and the sparkling dress he had chosen for you.

But soon his blood started to boil as he watched you interact with a client, the guy shamelessly detailed your body, a hungry look in his eyes and a grin just as repulsive. He almost crossed the stage to punch him when you came back with his drink and that the man put his hand on your back, as if to keep you close or worse, to have you sit on his lap. Thankfully, you were used to it and managed to resist, flirting and laughing at his terrible jokes. But all of that, Bruno didn’t care, even for money that he loved so much. He won’t bear this sight once more. So, as soon as he could leave backstage, he joined you, ready to stop this and show who you belonged to.

“Y/N!” he called you, everyone will just believe he called his employee for a work-related talk, but it was slightly more complicated. You excused yourself to the customer who quickly gave you a good amount of money for your good company and let you join Bruno; and in a way, your boss had saved you from an annoying man and you were glad for this little interruption.

“Can you tell me what you were doing!?” he asked you sharply, a look of betrayal on his face.

“What? I was just doing my job; did I do something wrong?” you asked clueless, not understanding what he meant; but after all you were still new, maybe you had made mistake.

“That man who touched you and kept talking with you. Do you know him? Do you like him?” he asked you, barely keeping his tone down, and you didn’t like what he was insinuating as if you liked that kind of men.

“Wh- no, he’s just a client, I wasn’t going to push him away or refuse to serve him.” You replied in disbelief, it was your job and nothing abnormal had happened.

“Yeah but he didn’t have the right to do that, I should go there and kick him out myself.” He groaned, his look showing he wasn’t joking and ready to fight the guy.

“Bruno, he didn’t do anything wrong, besides, he gave me a great tip…” you realized he was referring the way he had touched you, still Bruno’s anger wasn’t justified; you didn’t know waitresses like you shouldn’t be touched.

“I don’t want his money; I’ll make him eat it.” He growled with hatred, looking towards the man at the table, his fists clenched.

“Come on Bruno, the girls do much more than I do, why are you so upset about this?” you asked slightly irritated by his behavior. You really didn’t understand where he was going with this tantrum. He clenched his jaw and took your hand, pulling you with him into an empty changing room, slamming shut the door behind you. You were taken aback by the anger that radiated off him, in fact, you were on the verge of being scared; when Bruno was angry, no one wanted to be around. He paced in the room, passing a hand through his hair before turning to face you. He didn’t like this situation, but it gave him no choice but tell the truth.

“I don’t like it.” He spilled; his tone close to her murmur. You blinked a few times, surprised.

“You don’t like what?” you asked with a frown, why did he seem so annoyed to tell you the reason why? He briefly pinched his lips together, and looked at you in the eyes, you could almost believe he was angry at you.

“I don’t like the way they look at you and touch you Y/N!” he said, this time louder, approaching you. Of course…how come you didn’t understand it sooner? Your boss was jealous of those men and it had become unbearable to him, suddenly you understood all the little attentions of Bruno; when he escorted you home, the way he spoke gently and behaved almost shyly when he found himself alone with you, all those meals in restaurant, those little smiles you loved by their rarity….

“Bruno. You are the one who gave me this job.” You gently pointed out, softened by this revelation.

“Well, not anymore! You’re fired.” He let out angrily, almost yelling and making you jump in surprise but instantly he calmed down as he saw you take a step back, he was quick to anger but it wasn’t towards you. With his hands he did a calming gesture as he saw the panic on your face, you couldn’t find yourself jobless.

“I’ll find you another job, in the meantime, don’t worry, I’ll pay for all your expenses. But I don’t want to see you here anymore.” He said calmly and yet his tone showing it wasn’t to be discussed.

“For free? What do you want in return?” you asked him, weary; Bruno wasn’t a man to give freely without expecting something in return.

“Nothing Y/N but I would hope that…” he briefly paused, almost as if he feared rejection “That you would accept to go dinner with me. If you say no, it won’t change my decision; but I’d like to know the answer now.”

“Of course, no need to be so nervous Bruno, we dine together often already.” You couldn’t help but chuckle, amused.

“As a date, I meant.” He added briefly looking at his feet, not amused and rather nervous. So, it was even more than friendship, he had a crush on you and you didn’t expect it; you always thought he would see you as a mean to make money but now, since the start he had preserved you from the worse and had been good to you.

“Yes. I accept Bruno.” You answered with a light blush on your cheek. To this he lifted his gaze and met your eyes, really? You were accepting to go on a date with him?

“I like a possessive man but please, don’t be too much. You do not wish to see me angry either.” You winked at him, feeling like you could tease him right now and turning to go back to the room and finish your service. But before you could come out of backstage, Bruno caught you by the hand, stopping you.

“No, nothing. Finnish your work and then you’ll be free. Don’t want to see back here, okay?” he said on his usual authoritative tone, masking how flustered he was by your positive response to his invitation.

“Got it, boss.” You smiled, amused, knowing that’s not at all what he wanted to say or do; who knew Bruno had that shy side? So, you came closer, keeping your hand in his and going on your toes to kiss his cheek. “Thank you, Bruno.” You whispered close to his ear before parting from him and going back to work. Bruno watched you leave, a little smile on his face, his eyes twinkling with a hint of happiness, he hadn’t met such a woman in a while…and he had fallen crazy in love with you.

I hope you weren’t expecting smut, but I feel like Bruno isn’t the type of man to pin against a wall the girl he likes, he would rather be gentleman-like and court her.

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