#bs dinner

[bbbbbbbbatman]

you know that post that's like the best way to deal with conspiracy theorists is to suggest an even wilder conspiracy (ex. "did you know the moon landing was faked?" "you believe in the moon?")?

well that but with tim and bernard. every time bernard gets a little too close to the bat secret, tim suggests something insane and then goes to great lengths to find (or occasionally manufacture) evidence for his stupid theory.

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bernard: okay hear me out, what if the second robin came back to life and is now red hood

tim: okay but what if red hood is actually joker from a different dimension where he didn't go mad and his life of crime escalated?

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bernard: i think the youngest robin might actually be blood-related to batman

tim: maybe the youngest robin is a literal demon that batman summoned and bound to him

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sometimes he goes a little too deep down the rabbit hole and manages to convince himself of his theories. And, on one notable occasion, one of theories actually turned out to be true and helped solve a case.

#family dinners at wayne manor are interesting #to say the least #bernard says something batshit that tim fed him #and the entire family just looks at him like /wtf/ #while tim looks away awkwardly #some of the bats want to correct his theories so badly but know its a good cover #and some of the bats just pile on the bs and make it worse #timber #tim drake #bernard dowd #batman #dc #dc comics #mine

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo getting hit with a truth curse but instead of forcing him to admit to super sad or worrying things it’s things like “it was me who broke the remote” “I saw Mikey prank Donnie and helped hide it because it’s way funnier if he didn’t know who it was” “I rip my clothes to look more like Raph’s because he’s really cool” “my stripes aren’t even red they’re pink!”

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #plot twist he COULD be admitting angsty stuff but he’s pushing the less oof truths forward instead on purpose #raph: hey leo what do you want for dinner #leo: *about to bare his soul on all his internal torment but pivots* I’m afraid of snakes #(no but fr Leo’s stripes being technically more pink instead of red is cute ngl) #(a very reddish pink to the point that in certain lighting it looks red but at the base they’re p pink) #(i also am very fond of the idea that Leo doesn’t just have questionable taste in fashion he also just loves Raph a lot and looks up to him) #but yeah I think that something like this would be 99% Leo admitting to unimportant things or admitting to how much he values everyone #like they all KNOW Leo loves them and he’s talked them up enough for them to know but it’s different when he’s like #‘I just wanna read my comics with you guys around - it’s my favorite place to be’ #or again just random bs that doesn’t REALLY have a lot of weight like #‘I like using my portals to prank random people around the world’ #‘I’m worried about being a bad influence on hueso jr’ #‘sometimes I kinda wanna see hypno’s plans succeed’ #‘it’s been way too long since I found this out and honestly it’s embarrassing but I actually don’t have a di-‘ #SORRY COULDNT HELP MYSELF #(<-but did u know that that pink rather than red observation actually ties into this headcanon as well if u know about red eared sliders)

[fumifooms]

There’s something so viscerally sad about Thistle devoting his whole life body and soul to the family who bought him and put him in a clown costume

#Every time you sit at the dinner table further down from the REAL family you push down the self-doubts. You belong. You belong.You earned it #You are worthy #and like he does! Or does he really… They love him but just how do they see him? #Does he have to play the luth in the corner of the room to be able to spend time with his baby nephew? Entertainer or advisor or brother? #Ehem #dungeon meshi #thistle #spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #I have a theory though that the jester costume is a false perception of how tallmen thought elves dressed. #So then bc a bunch of courts want an elf it became a ‘dress the elf up in their cultural attire!’ thing tm and jester outfits became a thin #A touch of elven inspiration and just a load of bs and bad tailoring decisions

[ladybugsimblr]

That’s a wrap on part one of becoming preteens! Birthday celebrations wouldn't have been complete without love, gifts and words of wisdom from the rest of the Richards gang gang. Hopefully the advice was actually received. The “no” does seem a little softer coming from grandparents. Especially the kind that are quick to fight dry faced raggedy haters 😩😆.

Of course the party is never over. There will be more bday shenans for Spooky Day which is one sim week away, but you know how I do... That could be months from now lol.

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Rock Steady Restaurant by @kimorasimz

#bklegacy #bklgen2 #lyric wanted a fancy family dinner #legend wanted a spooky day party #there’s two of them so why not both?! #rebi and i were completely over EA-Dine Out bs #took me hours to figure out why the staff wouldn't show up #turns out it was a bug with opting out of fame #whaaaaat? #the struggle... #lyric #legend #brooklyn kay #gavin #bailey kay #quinton #rebi

[the-gay-prometheus]

The era of British and American Frankenstein is OVER.

OVER, I TELL YOU!

The next time I see Victor Frankenstein in visual media he better be wearing lederhosen and a funky little felt hat blowing on an alphorn trying to sell me extra strength Ricola that'll raise a man from the dead

#shitpost #i need this man to be sayin 'Oh mOn dIEU thE hORrOrs Of mINE oWN crEAtION' in the goofiest accent ever #no more of this posh bri'ish crap or this heehoo im an amurican bs #no shade on actual swiss people but also i'm sorry i just think swiss accents sound goofy (in a good way - again absolutely no shade) #anyways #Frankenstein #mary shelley's frankenstein #victor frankenstein #the modern prometheus #prometheus speaks #also canonically the sorcerer's stone is actually just extra strength ricola I'm sorry y'all i don't make the rules #and ernest better be stuffing his face with chocolate in the after credits scene because my boy absolutely deserves it #also - frankenstein family dinner over a pot of fondue when???????????

[krystal-prisms]

Me: *sends the group chat a pic of my dinner consisting of 5 carrots*

Friend 1: girl dinner!

Friend 2: that's not girl dinner, that's fucking livestock dinner. Are you a fucking horse

#my bs #friend #girl dinner

[brokenfoxproductions]

I'm honestly so obsessed with these little plastic trays that were like 80 cents at Walmart. They're great for people who don't like their food touching, but the spots are still big enough to fit decent portions. These trays are for each of my kids but I would be lying if I said I didn't use these for myself. They're good for my OCD and autism, they make my brain happy.

Happy little breakfast for dinner 🥰 breakfast for dinner is also probably one of the best things ever for my brain. It makes my brain feel like 🥰❤️✨

#tw food #parenting #autism #actually ocd #ocd #actually autism #actually autistic #breakfast for dinner #also yes I understand the irony of having organic ketchup with Spam #I understand also that organic is BS and I don't do the whole organic thing I just got it from the food bank and it's ketchup

[symbioticsimplicity]

So some of my friends have never seen Buffy and we're watching through it. I haven’t seen it since I was a kid, so there's a lot I don't remember.

We're on season 6 right now and I'm just-- what the fuck yo???

I know the show was technically supposed to end after season 5, but still, holy hell season 6 is a nightmare. I'm mad about everything honestly but I specifically wanna call out how Spike gets treated???

Cause like. What. The. Fuck???

They call this dude for everything. Like the moment something goes down they call him to help and he comes running every time. Makes sure Dawn is safe, takes care of anyone injured and makes sure they get to safety, is the other strongest fighter, knows a shitload about the supernatural world and if not where to find it. He's generally super fucking useful, and he's usually pretty damn cool and friendly with them unless someone's a dick first.

So WHY do most of the characters treat him like hes still horrible?? He literally spent the entire last season helping them. He took a freakin torture session from a GOD and nearly got dusted to keep Dawn safe. He also helped take care of Dawn after Buffy died.

Yet most of the group act like he's only out for himself and like he's just fucking evil all the time!

I remember being pissed when he got frozen out of Joyce's funeral too. They clearly had a friendly relationship, they watched soap operas together ffs. Spike routinely got called in to protect her and Dawn and did so without hesitation. There were plenty of times he and Joyce just shot the shit because he actually genuinely liked her. And yet he's not allowed to mourn her???

I don't get how you can depend on someone so obviously but then act like they're not part of the group??

Especially since its pretty fuckin obvious when they hurt his feelings. Its not like he tries to come off as cool and unaffected, he wears his heart on his sleeve. He's actually probably one of the only characters to routinely demonstrate actual emotional intelligence and empathy.

It just... irks me to see him get treated like dirt routinely when he's been doing his best to show them he's friendly for years now.

And like "he tried to kill them" isn't really a good enough reason in this story?? Anya tried to kill them, and is an ex-demon. She's still welcomed into the group. Angel too, tbh and he did FAR more emotional damage. But like even though he's not around for long after, they still talk about him fondly and Buffy keeps in contact with him over the years. Amy tried to kill them too and she got brought back with all the over looked just fine too.

It just feels massively unfair and it pisses me off because there's not a good basis for it based on how his character changed. Even Spuffy, as much as I adore the ship, went all kinds of sideways largely due to Buffy being deadset on the idea that Spike could only be bad for her and treating him like it.

Yes, he rose to the bait and he shouldn’t have. But like. Imagine how painful its gotta be to have someone you love telling you how awful you are and how they could never truly love you because you're wrong somewhere deep in your core, and then sleeping with you anyway because you're hot therefore good enough to fuck, just not to love. That's FUCKED my dude.

It don't know what the hell their beef was with Spike but I hate it.

#btvs #spike btvs #honestly he deserved better #i dont know why they felt the need to make them this horrible dark secret bs #when literally he could have just been her dom #its beyond me #like when Buffy told him he couldnt come in because it was dinner time and Dawn was waiting #LIKE HE DIDN'T FUCKING LIVE WITH THE KID WHILE BUFFY WAS DEAD???? #LIKE HES NEVER FUCKING MET HER??? #LIKE THEY WEREN’T ALREADY FRIENDS BECAUSE HE BABYSITS HER LITERALLY ALL THE TIME??? #he would have been easier to explain than that one episode Riley is there again out of the blue #but she didnt hesitate to bring HIM home even though their relationship was a fuckin dumpster fire #idk it just feels fuckin DUMB

[crispyblonde]

she may have not slept well in the last week six months but we rally to help charlotte spend her money at the newly opened crossroads.

#╰––– » 「 ✞ 」 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝘂𝘀. ┊ me? — just hanging around #drag your muses down with your ight lmao #back on my bs of the interworkings of jess and my ocs #and thinking about the season 4 res arc #i'll see if i have any energy after i make dinner bc -- i'm a blob

[hecksinki]

I’m watching House for the first time and ur telling me Dr. Wilson and House aren’t in love? I’m only on episode five and these men are IN LOVE

#like I see that the show runners want me to like ship House with Cuddy or Cameron or some bs #but I just watched House and Wilson stare lovingly at each other over a hospital Christmas dinner with mood lighting #LIKE???? #house md #hilson

[caramelmochacrow]

fearing death as a trans person hits different. if you died never coming out, changing your name or just doing whatever makes you feel happy with your body it will never be shown in your funeral and everyone will never know you as who you were inside. something about if you died and you DID come out, you did do everything that made you happy abt your body but the one relative in your family that didn't accept you had to fix up your funeral they misgender you and place the wrong name on your grave anyway. or if the relatives that did accept you fix up your funeral with the correct pronouns and name but those who didnt will still misgender and deadname you even when you die. idk man.

#not tagging w my tag. #some thoughts after i had a daily dinner discussion with my family. haha.... #i know what my parents told me was to comfort me but i knew deep down that they'll never accept me. #something abt how they want me to be comforted with the knowledge that i can go to heaven bc i believe in god but i know when i say im tran #im going to hell bc it's a sin in their eyes. that's how they think. #i can identify as gay or whatever as long as i never act on it. i can be a man for myself but in front of other people i cant. #i heard my mom saying that abt my cousin. my cousin is trans too but they havent said a single thing bc they knew they wouldnt accept that. #theyre already a lesbian so adding being trans to that just makes their situation worse (in my parents eyes anyway) #hell. my mom wants my aunt to move here but also doesnt bc she doesnt want her to be able to marry her girlfriend. (bs if you ask me) #my mom's glad as hell that my aunt loves her dogs a lot bc that means she cant move here. my uncle can tho bc he isnt poor and gay. #im sorry for the sudden negativity wow just. thoughts. #when im gonna graduate from highschool here i can get a jacket that says my name. i hope and pray that i can put “toffee” or even “crow”

[icanbeyourgenie]

#not wanting to fuck your cousin is a green flag actually (probably the only one)

BONUS:

#mine #aeron le fey #ursula blackwater #nathaniel blackwater #yasmeen #had this one in mind for such a looong time #this is such a thing aeron will say lmao #this happened during their family dinner #i stan zelron as besties afterwards idc #yasmeen is so done with all that royalty bs lmao #ulla is trying to figure how both her sister and daughter fell for this man #and she's not seeing it #aeron being like 'what can i say y'all are all hot' #and he's RIGHT #i mean look at them all!! #he's so proud of himself lmao my baby #ic

[goomother]

not big enough to put on my positivity blog but i did sm work tonight and im finally understanding stuff ive been crying at for WEEKS, and though its not all done (and i diont have the energy to get it all done) im proud of my progress tonight.

i finally asked for help on smthn i didnt understand and my bf helped and it spurred me into 4 hrs of just Getting Shit Done and idk if ive ever felt that productive before lol.

#deeep breath #ive been really mean to myself recently and locking in was. wonderful lol #it went #assignment then bs then assignment then bs then assigbment then dinner then assignment and now we r here :3 #kicks feet. im quite proud #acheviement get

[annahxredaxted]

Girl dinner :)

#annahs girl dinner #annahs bs

[iscariotapologist]

recovering from growing up adventist is like 50% unlearning the belief that the world is ending 15% trying to accept feeling normal human attraction to other people 15% acting normal on saturdays and 20% convincing yourself that you won't forfeit your eternal soul and make god hate you by eating pork or shrimp

#i don't really like pork + don't care for the state of animal welfare on pig farms generally so i only eat it if its being given to me #but i cant pretend like i dont still have a dumb hangup about it. like oh my god we are not going to get brain worms and die please shut up #and i really hate the texture of shrimp but i'm working on my other seafood tolerance #would actually love to see a paper on the incidence of disordered eating among diet restricted adventists. for normal reasons #it's not even that they just eat 'kosher' (they don't they don't ever know what that actually means) but the whole 'health message' bs #is so like. i could have turned out way worse #and i'm not doing great! tbh #thinking about the time my mother threw a whole fit in a public restaurant because i got something that happened to have bacon bits #god anyway i am totally normal about being invited over for dinner involving pork #me #ex sda

[braskide]

i call this: girl dinner

[ tidus ( narrator ): she says, "i'm sorry". he says, "it's fine". she's "willing" to face sin. she's "privileged". i didn't understand. ]

#outofcharacter / tbd. #i'm . rewatching some scenes from when yuna tells the group she's gonna marry seymour and . #i'm so normal!!! !! !!! #i love tidus so much like. .. the fact he really didn't know what was going on the whole time. #the [ i didn't understand ] hits sooo o oo much. #and like! auron is the only one who understand yuna's intentions of marrying seymour somehow.. . #like she gives a bs excuse like ' oh it's for yevon's unity ' - #auron: :I aight. sounds fake to me adj;sdjdf #[ she's naive; serious to a fault & doesn't ask for help. ] #auron & yuna's relationship .. .. GIRL DINNER GIIIIIIRL DINNER —