Bungou stray dogs || hcs - They caught you smoking || BSD x SMOKER READER
Yosano, Ranpo, Fyodor, Dazai, and Chuuya
ENJOY!! (✯◡✯)
Fem!reader
Akiko Yosano
She is a skilled doctor with a unique ability to heal wounds and inflict pain.
When it comes to her interactions with others, she can be both caring and blunt, always prioritizing the well-being of those around her.
If Yosano were to catch the Reader smoking, her initial reaction would likely be a mix of surprise and disapproval.
She would approach the situation with her characteristic straightforwardness, not hesitating to voice her concerns.
Firstly, Yosano would express her worry about the health risks associated with smoking.
Being a medical professional, she is well aware of the detrimental effects that smoking can have on one's body.
She would emphasize the importance of taking care of one's health and urge the Reader to consider quitting.
Yosano's disapproval would stem not only from the health aspect but also from her belief in personal discipline.
She values self-control and would see smoking as a form of weakness or dependency.
She would likely question the Reader's reasons for starting and encourage them to find healthier alternatives to cope with stress or other triggers.
However, Yosano's reaction wouldn't be solely scolding and lecturing.
Beneath her stern exterior, she genuinely cares about the well-being of others and would offer her support in helping the Reader quit smoking.
She would share her knowledge of the harmful effects of smoking and possibly even suggest various resources or strategies to aid in the process of quitting.
Yosano would be there as a steadfast source of encouragement and accountability.
She would check in on the Reader's progress, celebrating each milestone and reminding them of the positive impact their decision to quit has on their health.
Overall, Yosano's reaction to catching the Reader smoking would showcase her concern for their well-being and her determination to help them make healthier choices.
Her headcanon portrayal would highlight her role not only as a skilled doctor but also as a caring and supportive friend, guiding the Reader toward a healthier lifestyle.
Ranpo Edogawa
The brilliant detective of the Armed Detective Agency, possesses an uncanny ability to solve mysteries with his unparalleled deductive skills.
Despite his childish and carefree demeanor, Ranpo is incredibly perceptive and observant, always seeking the truth behind every situation.
If Ranpo were to catch Reader smoking, his initial reaction would likely be a mix of curiosity and nonchalance.
He would approach the situation with a nonchalant attitude as if he had expected such behavior from them.
Ranpo: casually leaning against a nearby wall "Well, well, what do we have here? Caught in the act, huh?"
Reader: surprised and flustered, quickly putting out the cigarette "Ranpo-san! I... I can explain."
Ranpo: raising an eyebrow, a mischievous smile forming on his lips "Oh, no need to explain. I'm not really interested in your reasons. Smoking is a personal choice, after all.”
Reader: relieved but still feeling a hint of guilt "I didn't expect you to react this way, Ranpo-san."
Ranpo: shrugs nonchalantly "Why would I? As long as it doesn't affect my mysteries or the agency's cases, you're free to do as you please."
Although Ranpo may appear dismissive at first, his inquisitive nature would likely kick in soon enough.
He would be curious to understand the reasons behind Reader's smoking habit, purely out of a desire to comprehend human behavior and motivations.
Ranpo: tilting his head, a spark of curiosity in his eyes "So, what led you to pick up this habit? Is it the thrill of rebellion or something else entirely?"
Reader: opening up, feeling a sense of comfort in Ranpo's presence "It's mostly stress relief, I guess. Helps me relax in challenging times."
Ranpo: nodding, his expression thoughtful "Interesting. I suppose everyone has their own way of coping. Just remember, there are healthier alternatives out there."
While Ranpo may not actively push Reader to quit smoking, he would subtly plant the seed of considering alternative stress-relief methods. He may even suggest engaging in activities that stimulate their mind or spark their curiosity, redirecting their focus to more constructive outlets.
In the end, Ranpo's headcanon portrayal would reveal his acceptance of personal choices while still subtly encouraging self-improvement. He would maintain his carefree demeanor, leaving it up to Reader to make their own decisions, but with a subtle reminder that there are always better options available.
Fyodor Dostoevsky
He is known for his cunning intellect and manipulation skills, always strategizing and planning ahead.
If Fyodor were to catch Reader smoking, his initial reaction would be one of mild interest rather than surprise. He would observe them with his piercing gaze, analyzing their behavior and motives.
Fyodor: a subtle smirk playing on his lips "Ah, indulging in the vices of life, are we?"
Reader: taken aback, hastily putting out the cigarette "Fyodor-san... I didn't expect you to be here."
Fyodor: calmly stepping closer, his eyes fixated on Reader "There is a certain allure in watching someone partake in self-destructive habits. Do enlighten me, why do you choose to poison yourself in such a manner?"
Reader: feeling a mix of unease and curiosity "I suppose it's a way for me to escape, even if temporarily. A moment of comfort."
Fyodor: nodding slowly, his expression thoughtful "Escaping reality, I see. An understandable desire, but is smoking truly the most effective means?"
Fyodor would approach the situation with a philosophical perspective, engaging Reader in a discussion about their motivations and the potential consequences of their actions. He would delve into the psychological aspects of smoking, exploring the underlying desires and emotions that drive such behavior.
Fyodor: his voice carrying a hint of intrigue "Tell me, does smoking provide you with the solace you seek? Or is it merely a fleeting illusion, a temporary distraction from the inevitable?"
Reader: reflecting on Fyodor's words, a hint of contemplation in their eyes "Perhaps you're right. There may be healthier ways to find comfort without compromising my well-being."
Fyodor: a ghost of a smile crossing his face "Indeed, there are always alternatives. Embracing the darkness within oneself can be both liberating and destructive. The choice, my dear, is yours to make."
While Fyodor may not actively discourage Reader from smoking, his philosophical insights would leave a lasting impact, planting the seeds of introspection and self-reflection. He would challenge Reader to question their motives and seek healthier means of finding solace and escape.
In the end, Fyodor's headcanon portrayal would embody his complex and contemplative nature, leaving Reader to ponder their choices while subtly guiding them toward self-discovery and personal growth.
Dazai Osamu
Known for his carefree and unpredictable nature. He possesses a dark past and a twisted sense of humor.
If Dazai were to catch Reader smoking, his initial reaction would likely be a mischievous grin, amusement dancing in his eyes. He would approach the situation with a nonchalant demeanor, as if he had stumbled upon a source of entertainment.
Dazai: leaning casually against a nearby wall "Well, well, what do we have here? Our dear Reader indulging in the forbidden pleasures of smoking, I see."
Reader: caught off guard, hastily hiding the cigarette "Dazai-san, I didn't expect to run into you."
Dazai: chuckling softly, his gaze lingering on the hidden cigarette "Why, my dear Reader, are you drawn to such a? The temptation of rebellion, perhaps? The taste of freedom in each puff?"
Reader: feeling a mix of embarrassment and curiosity "Sometimes, it helps me calm my nerves or unwind after a long day. But I know it's not the healthiest habit."
Dazai: raising an eyebrow playfully "Ah, seeking comfort in the moment. I can empathize with that. Life is undoubtedly chaotic. However, have you pondered the consequences?"
Dazai's reaction would be characterized by a combination of teasing and genuine concern. He would playfully prod Reader, using his dark sense of humor to highlight the risks and potential dangers of smoking.
Dazai: smirking mischievously "You know, my dear Reader, smoking may not be the most effective way to confront the chaos. But who am I to judge? After all, we all have our vices, don't we?"
Reader: a mix of amusement and resignation "I suppose you're right, Dazai-san. Maybe I should find healthier ways to cope with stress."
Dazai: feigning surprise, placing a hand on his chest dramatically "My, my, Reader, you're suggesting we abandon our sinful delights? How scandalous! But perhaps it wouldn't hurt to explore new approach of self-care."
While Dazai wouldn't explicitly discourage Reader from smoking, his lighthearted banter and subtle guidance would encourage them to consider healthier alternatives. He would emphasize the importance of self-care and finding constructive ways to cope with stress and chaos.
In the end, Dazai's headcanon portrayal would reflect his complex persona, blending humor and concern to nudge Reader towards self-improvement while reminding them that life's struggles can be faced with a touch of irreverence.
Chuuya Nakahara
Known for his short temper and quick wit. When it comes to his reaction if he were to catch the Reader smoking, it would be no different.
Upon catching sight of the Reader with a cigarette in hand, Chuuya's eyes would narrow and his expression would harden. He would approach them with a mixture of irritation and concern evident in his voice.
Chuuya: "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
Reader: startled, quickly extinguishing the cigarette "Chuuya-san, I..."
Chuuya: cutting them off, voice filled with annoyance "Smoking? Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how bad that is for you?"
Reader: feeling guilty, stammering for an explanation "I... I'm sorry. It's just... I needed something to help me relax."
Chuuya: scoffs, crossing his arms "And you think smoking is the answer? You're only making things worse for yourself."
Chuuya's initial reaction would be fueled by his strong dislike for unhealthy habits and self-destructive behaviors. He would be genuinely concerned about the Reader's well-being, though his way of expressing it might come off as harsh.
Chuuya: softer tone, but still firm "Look, I get it. Life can be tough. But there are better ways to cope with stress. Smoking will only ruin your health and make things worse in the long run."
Reader: nodding, remorseful "I understand, Chuuya-san. I'll try to quit."
Chuuya: sighs, his expression softening slightly "Good. It's for your own sake. If you need support or someone to talk to, don't hesitate to reach out."
Chuuya's headcanon portrayal would show that beneath his tough exterior, he genuinely cares about the well-being of those around him, including the Reader. He may not always express it in the most gentle way, but his intentions are rooted in wanting the best for them.
Chuuya would keep an eye on the Reader's progress, offering occasional reminders and words of encouragement. He would be there as a source of support, showing that he believes in their ability to overcome their smoking habit and make healthier choices.
In the end, Chuuya's headcanon reaction to catching the Reader smoking would reflect his concern and determination to help them break free from harmful habits, even if it means being blunt and demanding in his approach.
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~Valentine's with Dazai, Chuuya and Atsushi~
My works on Tumblr are here
Let us ignore that this is very much past valentines day
Synopsis: Valentines HC
Character(s): Dazai | Chuuya | Atsushi
Warnings: None, it’s fluff
Words: |D:149|C:163|A:113|= 425 total
Dazai: (ada)
Would have you both take off work
The overly clingy and affectionate type.
He’s not expecting gifts or such, but when you get him flowers or chocolates, he’s just a little surprised, perhaps because he’s not used to such levels of kindness towards himself.
He gets you (using Kunikida’s money, of course) one of those huge baskets of chocolates, a stuffed animal, and several other little trinkets.
He’s the type to make sure you know how much you’re wanted.
Though don’t expect anything fancy, he’s tight on money like that.
If you plan a date- he’d happily go on it with you.
If not, then he’ll take you for a walk along the beach, or to a cafe to simply talk
Definitely wants to cuddle up before a TV and watch a silly rom-com
Lots of little affirmations of how much he cares throughout the day, more than usual.
Chuuya:
Has had the day marked and circled in every single calendar with a giant red circle, so he doesn’t forget.
Before you, he didn’t care much for the holiday, thought it was annoying.
But with you, he goes all out.
We're talking, fancy dinner, rose petals, and gifts of all sorts.
He enjoys spoiling you on a daily basis, so of course, like all other holidays, he’s spoiling you a little extra today.
Chocolates, other candies, spa day if you’re into that.
He might not be able to have the day off, but he’s sure as hell going to make up for the hours he missed with you when you’re both home.
He’s taken care of reservations, planning, and mostly everything.
Don't forget the wine, an extra special glass for such a romantic occasion.
He’ll want to make sure you know you’re the most important person to him.
Ends the night off late with the two of you simply snuggled together in bed.
Atsushi:
He certainly isn’t used to the holiday.
The first one shared together, you probably surprised him because he forgot : (
But from then on, for every year you’re together, he’ll make sure to have it marked with reminders.
He saves up to afford something nice for you.
He asked around what people usually like to get on Valentine's Day, and got you a huge thing of chocolates and a stuffed animal, plus a cute little love letter.
He’s sweet and caring usually, but even more so on this sort of special day.
He keeps you close, and though he’s nervous, and a little insecure still when it comes to you, he’s there for you.
So maybe he hadn't picked out a nice restaurant
But he made sure to surprise you, he didn’t tell you what kind of date this was, but he led you through flower petals scattered along the floor to a table decorated with little paper hearts and flowers.
It’s a sweet date from the very bottom of his heart just for you, so he wanted to make it special.
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