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Looking at the Cannabalism arc, it seems like the Port Mafia's last line of defence is Kajii.
Which I absolutely love, like everything's gone to shit and we've run out of options.
Deploy the lemon runway.
My headcannon is that prior to Kajii, the one who previously held the position as the Port Mafia's last line of defence was Odasaku.
To this day no one is sure what's more terrifying. Kajii standing there grinning with a hundred or so lemon shaped explosives.
Or Oda standing almost lazily at the entrance, eyes blank but calculated with nothing but a gun in each hand.
But damn were they both very effective.
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iwamimimimi · 4 months
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Chuuya : I fucking love you, dazai.
Dazai :
Chuuya : *flustered* F-fuck, I meant loathe. I hate you. VEry much. Fuck me- yOU. Fuck You. I meant loathe. I fucking loathe you.
Chuuya :
Dazai :
Kaji : *jumps out of nearby bush* HE MEANT "LOVE".
Dazai, smugly : You meant "love".
Chuuya : *defeated* I meant "love".
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kiqilinn · 6 months
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myshipsbesailing · 1 month
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Chuuya : I am not gay
Akutagawa : I am not in love with Jinko
Kajii : I don't like lemon bombs
Kajii : What? I thought we were all saying obvious lies
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diagonal-queen · 1 year
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i wanna open my reqs again so bad because i miss getting reqs but i need to finish the ones i have already T-T
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motojirokajii · 2 months
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Me after searching lemon and seeing smut appear
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no1deahow · 8 months
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Book club 🤎🟤
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moxie-girl · 2 years
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Bungou Stray Dogs as popular shitposts, pt. 2
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sableeira · 6 months
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starlightshadowsworld · 3 months
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Atsushi joins the Port Mafia for the exchange... and barely a month later, Fukuzawa gets a phone call from Mori to take him back.
Fukuzawa: Is everything alright?
Mori: You know, I thought it was just a readjustment period. But I can't take it anymore! He is ruining my organisation!
Fukuzawa: How so?
Mori: He regularly breaks Q out of their confinement to get crepes and sweets.
Q refuses to hurt people now, unless they purposefully hurt them first, even took out all of those blades. One of my most dangerous weapons, useless.
Fukuzawa: Is that all?
Mori: Not even. Just last week Higuichi came to my office and said "you know sir, I think you're right. I don't think the Mafia is the place for me."
I said that as a test of loyalty, not to make her actually leave.
Fukuzawa: That would explain the new job application I saw on my desk earlier.
Mori: And don't get me wrong, I'd kill her now just for the sheer audacity. But Akutugawa has refused to take any missions until her safety is assured at the Agency.
And given your little brat has stopped him from killing people. Along with the casualties from the Decay of Angels incident, I can't afford to lose Akutugawa.
Fukuzawa: Ah, he's still keeping his word I see.
Mori: Yup. No matter what order I give him, his promise to the weretiger seems to outclass his loyalty to me.
Fukuzawa: They truly are, Shin Soukoko.
Mori: sighs Indeed. And Atsushi seems to have taken a page out of Dazai's book to personally spite me. I swear I almost prefer the old Demon Prodigy to... This.
Fukuzawa: amused Are you... Afraid of Atsushi?
Mori:... That boy has convinced 3 of my most dangerous killers into never killing again.
Kouyou is happier than she's been in years because of him. He damn near stopped Chuuya going on a war path, because he made him laugh.
And somehow! Stopped Kaiji from blowing up a civilian train... The man I employed specifically to blow up civilian trains!
Fukuzawa: It seems he's had a busy month.
Mori: And I can't even predict him, so yes, I am a little...intimadated by Atsushi.
Fukuzawa: That's not what I asked and you know it.
Mori: Regardless, he is ruining the Port Mafia from the inside out and you are coming to get him.
Fukuzawa: Hmm, nope.
Mori:... What...?
Fukuzawa: You asked for this, and I think you'll benefit from his presence. He's quite the, light in the darkness so to speak. I will be there to get him when our agreement ends.
Mori: Fukuzawa... Fukuzawa don't you dare!
Fukuzawa: Send him my regards hangs up.
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xerx-8 · 1 month
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a smattering of silly bsd stickers!
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pegging-satan · 9 months
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Ok random headcanons <3
since Sigma ran Sky Casino he was really good at dealing and shuffling and nifty tricks like that so back at the agency he does his fancy card tricks and shuffles to entertain them.
Everyone, especially Kyouka, Kenji, Ranpo, Atsushi, Junichiro and Naomi are completely spellbound by him and watch his moves like ✨o✨
As a side hustle he gets his nails done in very cute whimsical styles and runs a YouTube channel where he does like card shuffling asmr or something and it’s moderately successful because he has beautiful hands and some people are way into that.
He is also their guy when then agency and mafia have like game nights and feel like gambling a little.
Yosano and Kouyou are making very sexually charged eye contact and everyone around the table is just like 👀
“they’re either going to be at each other’s throats or someone’s waking up in the other’s bed tomorrow” Dazai says and Chuuya nods.
They’re both a little scared.
Kunikida is sitting awkwardly with Kajii who’s trying to convince him to bomb the place and run away with the money.
Fitzgerald, Mori, Fyodor and Fukuzawa are at the big bois table, engaging in big brain high stakes gambling, because they can, and they mean business.
Fukuzawa does not want to be there, he’s not that kinda guy, his boyfriend made him do this, and is internally panicking.
He is winning.
The kids are somewhere else having a game night of their own. Atsushi, Lucy and Akutagawa are playing Mario Kart and are at each other’s throats constantly.
Steinbeck is teaching Kenji, Kyouka and Kyusaku how to play Stardew Valley.
Tachihara, Higuchi, Gin and Mark are playing COD.
Junichiro, Naomi, Louisa, Edgar, Ranpo, Margaret and Nathaniel are playing monopoly.
Ed is in jail.
Hirotsu, Oda and Ango Are Babysitting them.
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kiqilinn · 6 months
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poe-tat · 1 month
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What i imagine part 3
Chuuya: for the last time Kajii, I'm not GAY
Kajii: *stares intensely* nah, I don't see it you're definitely gay
Chuuya: What about me makes you think I'm gay?
Kajii: ... When you're drunk you whine and cry about dazai no being here too-
Chuuya: Kaij shut the fuck up
Kajii: well you asked
Kouyou: He's got a point Chuuya-
Akutagawa: you do that a lot and I wish I wasn't apart of the mafia when that happens...
Chuuya: okay but I'm not gay
Kouyou: you may not be gay but you are definitely gay for Dazai
Chuuya: NO I AM NOT
Kajii: says the person who complained about Dazai not here to-
Chuuya: OKAY I GET IT
Kouyou: are finally saying your gay?
Chuuya: NO
a few months later
Chuuya: I have done some thinking
Kajii: okay?
Kouyou: you are madly in love with Dazai
Chuuya: .... yes but no
Kouyou: okay what is it?
Chuuya: I think I'm gay
Kajii: congratulations!
Kouyou: we knew you could say it!!
Akutagawa: knew it
Part 1 | part 2 | part 4 | part 5
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ruurat · 3 months
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silly lemon guy... might draw yuri fyokajii soon.
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