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bloomsuga · a month ago
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THE SPOOKIVERSE: AU SERIES MASTERLIST
╰ a series of comedic and heart-wrenching bts social media au’s that combine the supernatural, the modern age, and the downright stupid—all in pursuit of the most powerful kind of magic: love.
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a/n: hey y’all!! so as a follow up to my hobiverse series i’ve decided to do a series of supernatural aus!! these will contain a mix of fake sm posts as well as written chapters and drabbles. enjoy!! x
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➳ GHOSTED (ghost!yoongi x ballerina!reader)
╰ your new roommate is everything you could ask for: quiet, never makes any messes, a killer dry sense of humor... and oh, yeah—he’s dead.
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➳ CURSED (witch!taehyung x cursed!reader)
╰ in which you are a wedding florist plagued by ghosts, taehyung is a witch with a secretive past, yoongi is a grim reaper who hates his job, and jin is your guardian angel who’s just trying his best
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➳ HOOKED (merman!namjoon x biologist!reader)
╰ your marine crab study comes to a splashing halt when your net accidentally ensnares a catch much bigger than the average sea critter… a man
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➳ ENCHANTED (fairy!hoseok x gardener!reader)
╰ lately you’ve hit a streak of bad luck; missing keys, smashed garden gnomes, wilting flowers… and the root of it seems to be a mischievous new neighbor who finds you too fun not to mess with
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➳ BITTEN (vampire!seokjin x historian!reader)
╰ when your date’s goodnight kiss turns into a bloodthirsty bite, you’re just as shocked as he is to find that it hurts him more than it hurts you
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➳ MOONSTRUCK (werewolf!jk x vet!reader)
╰ when a strange injured dog is brought to your clinic, you volunteer to take him home and nurse him back to health. however, when you wake the next morning, you discover he isn’t a dog at all
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➳ FALLEN (angel!jimin x musician!reader)
╰ he was never supposed to know you, he was never supposed to talk to you, and he definitely wasn’t supposed to fall in love with you. and yet, somehow this lovesick angel has done all three
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kpopfanfictrash · 2 years ago
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tag urself as bts packing:
Jungkook: day 1, black shirt; day 2, dark grey shirt; day 3, very dark grey shirt. pants he’s been wearing for multiple years. also pink pjs bc why not
Namjoon: takes into consideration the weight limit for bag, lays all his clothing out on his bed as he packs, brings multiple options of varying colors
Yoongi: brings two pairs of track pants and some pjs, will buy everything else “on the way” aka borrow from others 
Seokjin: half his suitcase is cosmetics, the ultimate DIY-er (don’t have enough shorts?? cut ur pants!), will definitely be 2 lbs over the weight limit 
Taehyung: overloads on accessories, packs a shit ton bc who knows what he’ll want to wear in the moment, that one dude who remembered to bring a fan
Jimin: writes everything down in a list before he packs, tries all his outfits on as he goes, considers practical things like temperature and laundry availability 
Hoseok: asks questions to everyone, packs in the last five minutes, spends most of the night before doing laundry for everyone else
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bloomsuga · 2 years ago
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➳ BREATHE
╰ in which jeon jungkook is a raging fuckboy with a secret passion for antique birdhouses and you are a witty craft store employee just trying to pay off your crushing student loans...
「spinoff of my social media au “Roses”」
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pairing: fuckboy!jungkook x student!reader
genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, smut
status: completed
series: hobiverse masterlist
a/n: ahh the fuckboy!jungkook Roses spinoff is finally happening guys!! you don’t need to read Roses first if you haven’t, but some things will make more sense if you do!! i hope y’all enjoy x
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☁️ part zero - prologue
☁️ part one - profiles
☁️ part two - big coochie energy
☁️ part three - goodbye, thot
☁️ part four - fensiminsm
☁️ part five - you said homo
☁️ part six - mouth-holes
☁️ part seven - and i oop—
☁️ part eight - world’s best boyfriend
☁️ part nine - kombucha girl
☁️ part ten - THAT domestic ass couple
☁️ part eleven - restless leg syndrome
☁️ part twelve - food poisoning
☁️ part thirteen - hella thicc feelings
☁️ part fourteen - ass over tits
☁️ part fifteen - the long boy
☁️ part sixteen - congrats to lila and jessie
☁️ part seventeen - three words (m)
☁️ part eighteen - coochie teeth
☁️ part nineteen - couples yoga
☁️ part twenty - emotional suport crackheads
☁️ part twenty-one - big sexxy brain
☁️ part twenty-two - epilogue
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:: bonus part - postlogue 4.5
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firebettercallnct · 2 years ago
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jungkook's one night stand runs away in the morning so he starts a cooking channel on youtube in which he posts recipes to make your one night stay the morning
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in which yn and jungkook are both youtubers and 1 recipe starts beef between them
genre; crack, fluff (if u squint)
note! i don't know how regularly i'll be updating because tumblr won't let me post pics. rarely tho it does and that's when i'll be able to post.
introduction
part 1 | hungry
part 2 | cooking guide
part 3 | @ing
part 4 | how 2 pancake
part 5 | stalked and cyberbullied
part 6 | a crumb of
part 7 | no longer friends
part 8 | call me bb
part 9 | genuine question
part 10 | pizza >>>>
part 11 | drop it baby
part 12 | report her account
part 13 | better up close
part 14 | euphoria
part 15 | a copy strike
part 16 | deactivate
part 17 | familiar voice
part 18 | toxic, hurtful behavior
part 19 | ur guac babygirl
part 20 | we can't hate each other
part 21 | oomf thinks...
part 22 | the start of a friendship
part 23 | time skip
part 24 | happy jungoo
part 25 | a vampire
part 26 | the vacuum is the boyfriend
part 27 | trending
part 28 | experimenting
part 29 | single who?
part 30 | avoiding
part 31 | forced relationship
part 32 | live
part 33 | they what
part 34 | last time skip
end
thank you so much for reading this and supporting me :(
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bloomsuga · a year ago
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➳ KIWI
╰ being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music? bad. being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music when you’re a virgin and you didn’t even sleep with him? so. much. worse.
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pairing: idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader
genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, smut
status: completed
playlist: listen here
series: hobiverse masterlist
a/n: hey y’all!! that’s right, we back with another dumbass sm au from yours truly 🤩 this one is loosely inspired by the tv series jane the virgin!! hope you guys will enjoy this wild ride lmaoo x
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🥝 part one - profiles
🥝 part two - virgin with a capital ‘v’
🥝 part three - judas bitch
🥝 part four - spicy meatball
🥝 part five - kinda punk rock
🥝 part six - body hitchhiking alien
🥝 part seven - juiced beans
🥝 part eight - $5 a nip
🥝 part nine - thiccness distribution
🥝 part ten - backup dads
🥝 part eleven - the new brangelina
🥝 part twelve - respect the hustle
🥝 part thirteen - butter my biscuits
🥝 part fourteen - simps-R-us
🥝 part fifteen - björnging
🥝 part sixteen - britney spears
🥝 part seventeen - spinach puffs
🥝 part eighteen - mushy
🥝 part nineteen - eggplant daddy
🥝 part twenty - spaghetti legs
🥝 part twenty-one - watermelon sugar (m)
🥝 part twenty-two - pancakes
🥝 part twenty-three - panini head
🥝 part twenty-four - rotisserie chicken
🥝 part twenty-five - the whole circus
🥝 part twenty-six - uncle protection squad
🥝 part twenty-seven - DDILF
🥝 part twenty-eight - twilight
🥝 part twenty-nine - yeehaw yes
🥝 part thirty - epilogue
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:: bonus part - postlogue 6
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