#bts humour

[btsmosphere]

BTS band kids II ~ OT7

summary: teahyung decides it’s time for the groups’ favourite pasttime - teasing their poor maknae pairing: none! just the boys as a big group of friends genre: friendship, crack treated seriously, humour, band kids au, musical theatre au word count: 2343 rating: g warnings: this one is much more chaotic, teasing but it’s harmless and in good fun, Jungkook is clueless as the butt of the joke, but he’s having a good time, overdramatic😅

~a/n: I hope this one makes you smile!!💜

“It’s time.”

Taehyung spoke up the moment Jungkook left to go to the bathroom during lunch break.

After their rehearsal with the cast yesterday, Adam (who had finally showed up) had plenty to go over with the band today. In all day rehearsal. Jin’s favourite (sense the sarcasm).

“-for the annual ceremony of pin-the-tail-on-the-Jungkook!” Tae was busy announcing.

Jimin and Hobi laughed, already digging impatiently in Tae’s bag as he took out the ‘tails’. Namjoon rolled his eyes along with the eldest two of the group, but wasn’t successful in suppressing his dimpled grin.

Pin-the-tail-on-the-Jungkook had become a tradition, but by no means an annual one as Tae had claimed. No one could remember when it was first played, so now the ‘annual’ resurrection of the game was simply held whenever someone decided they fancied it. The one common denominator was that it happened whenever their maknae was playing viola.

It went without saying that they all loved him, but unofficial orchestra rules were unofficial orchestra rules, and it gave them perfect grounds to poke fun at him. And lord knows he gave back what he got.

“We all know the rules?” Hoseok checked, taking a pack of post-it notes for himself and thrusting a badge into Yoongi’s hand.

“Yes! Now hide them!” Jimin hissed, flapping his hands when he noticed Jungkook coming back.

The rules were simple and self-explanatory. Attach your item to Jungkook without being noticed, with one catch: the game was only on during rehearsal.

So as Jin pulled his violin from his case, a bulky pack of stickers lying in his pocket (definitely not stolen from Tae’s job at the clothing store, how could you think that Jin?), he prepared for the rehearsal to devolve into chaos. Unnoticeable chaos, perhaps, but chaos nonetheless.

Adam called the band to attention and they started their first run-through. First of all, he wanted to practise the strings on their own, and Jin was soon in full-focus, lost in his music. Some passages were very difficult, but he was determined to master them. Beside him, Jimin was equally attentive.

“Okay, the opening was much better that time,” Adam stopped them, “just try to think about- hey guys! Can you quieten down a bit while I run through the violins? Yup, thanks, anyway-“

For a second, the violinists let their attention slide to the back of the band that had just been scolded. They had resorted to whispering as requested, settling down. However, Jin wasn’t put at ease.

Taehyung’s mouth was puckering as he tried to hide a telltale smirk, nodding at the first oboist while his eyes darted between them and the conductor. Most of the woodwind were exchanging little glances, shuffling in their seats.

“Right, from the top! Flutes, can you join us?” Adam rapped his baton on the stand, foiling Jimin’s attempts to catch his best friend’s eye as he turned his gaze back to his music, raising his bow once more.

Rehearsal moved on fairly swiftly. It wasn’t until a good while later that Jin smelled a rat again.

As it happened, Hoseok was the first to shoot his shot. The moment Adam told the brass he would be going over a couple of pieces they weren’t in, he ditched his instrument and dived to retrieve a book from his bag like the rest of the section.

However, from the corner of his eye, Jin could see that all was not as it appeared…

Hoseok’s eyes flicked between the conductor, who was speaking to the horns, and the back of Jungkook’s head. Settling back in his seat, he did his utmost to act nonchalant. It wasn’t convincing. Something about the line of his shoulders… his straight face…

Hoseok always smiled.

Jin narrowed his eyes.

Then, in a blur, Hoseok’s book tumbled from his hands, skidding across the floor.

Bowing his head in apology when Adam looked around, he set off, torso bent parallel with the floor as if that would render him invisible, creeping further forwards. When he reached his stray book, he crouched right down.

He was in position.

Directly behind Jungkook now, he held his breath as he pried the pages of his book open. Grinning prematurely with victory, he took the bright yellow post-it note pad, with ‘TAIL’ written on the top one, from where it was tucked into the pages.

At a painstaking pace, he peeled the first sticky note away. His hand shook as he raised it up, closer and closer until he could place it in the centre of Jungkook’s back as lightly as possible.

Shoulders sagging in relief, he began to shuffle back to his seat. But, hearing the sound behind him, Jungkook looked over his shoulder.

Alas, well-trained agents of the Jungkook-teasing squad always had a backup plan. Hobi’s worked seamlessly; with a smile and nod to the violist, he gestured with the book in his hand so Jungkook knew he had simply been collecting it and there was nothing to see here.

Safely back in his seat, Hoseok winked at Jin. Jimin was muffling his giggles in his jacket sleeve beside him.

For the rest of rehearsal until the next break, nothing more interesting happened. It was safer to spread out their attacks on their youngest friend to avoid suspicion.

After an extended break, they settled back into their seats for the tech run with the cast. Probably the most tiresome part of a show week, often running late into the night with microphones breaking, cast members messing up or directors complaining. All of which equated to a lot of sitting around for the band.

Jungkook had insisted on finishing his snacks before coming back to rehearsal. Yesterday, Taehyung had indeed brought too much and the group had hidden the bag under the tiered seating for extra sustenance today.

Anyway, the end result of this was Jungkook only seating himself once the woodwind had already tuned, in time for the whole band to watch as a yellow sticky note fluttered off his back when he sat down.

Hobi looked devastated.

“Right, mic tests for the band first,” the tech director announced from their position at the top of the audience, “let’s start with violin one, please.”

Everyone played in turn as a harried assistant adjusted mics. Jin was silently practising, staring idly at his music as his fingers mapped out the passagework, when the saxophone was called to play. At first, nothing seemed out of the ordinary, but that itself alerted Jin.

Looking around, he found Jimin was already watching the woodwind with an amused smirk.

Usually, Taehyung would play something random and totally unrelated to the show at mic check to make people laugh. He even took requests.

But this saxophonist was sticking to the music.

Sure enough, it wasn’t Tae. Frowning, Jin noticed one of the oboists was on Tae’s chair, playing his saxophone. Searching the section, he spotted Tae with an oboe in his hands. What was going on?

Turning to their conductor, Jin saw Adam flipping through the score. He hadn’t even noticed two of his players had switched places.

When Tae had found the time to plan this was beyond Jin, since the saxophonist had spent the whole of break with the group. Then he remembered whatever the hell went on in the woodwind section during the previous rehearsal. That must have something to do with it…

Oboe was called soon enough, but Tae still didn’t play his normal selection of music. Once again, he stuck perfectly on-script, playing an oboe passage from the beginning of act 2.

Jin had never heard Tae play the oboe before, but that didn’t mean he was surprised. Tae had a habit of picking up random instruments and learning them at the drop of a hat.

He’d be lying if he said he wasn’t a little jealous.

It seemed Tae had succeeded in the first stage of his plan, however. And said plan was becoming more apparent.

Jungkook seemed to be the only one that hadn’t noticed Tae’s new seating plan, which put him as close as possible to the target himself. With the limited space in the pit, the oboes were pushed up close behind the violas.

So while the cast lined up for their mic checks, Taehyung leaned forward and gently pressed a sticker of a fox onto Jungkook’s shoulder. Then, after they had played half the overture and were stopped for the first crackly mic of the evening, Taehyung excused himself for the bathroom. On his return, his accomplice followed suit, and normalcy returned.

Taehyung had got away with it.

Much later on, they had finally reached the point in the middle of act 2 where everything is bleak and the actors are singing about losing hope and never loving again. The heroine in particular had such a song, and was struggling with timing.

As such, they were going over the part where she sings alone with the two violins, namely Jimin and Jin.

With the house lights dimmed to allow the stage lights to be tested for the tech run, the band was in near darkness, only stand lights illuminating their music. Adam and the director were close to a collective breakdown. This section was important and the audience should feel her turmoil, they said, and it wouldn’t work if she got her entry wrong.

Perfect timing, Namjoon.

A light flicking off at the back of the band was the only clue as to what was about to happen.

He had deliberately chosen to wait until this part of rehearsal to make his move. As the furthest away from Jungkook, he couldn’t employ Hoseok or Taehyung’s tactics, and he wouldn’t get away with this in a light theatre.

Placing his double bass down, he prayed the singer would mess up just once more to buy him time. Then he got on his hands and knees. The cellists gave him questioning glances as he crawled past them, but said nothing.

Suddenly, Adam sighed, calling the song to a stop, simultaneously running a hand through his hair and tipping his head down to check the score in front of him. On instinct, Namjoon ducked. Or rather, he dropped right down onto his stomach.

“Again!” the director demanded, and Jin and Jimin started up again. The song was quite beautiful in all honesty, delicate and soaring.

But down below the sweet singer, Namjoon was shuffling through the orchestra on his elbows like a large slug. Just as he got close enough, his foot caught on a music stand, making it rattle slightly.

Wincing, he looked up at Jungkook as he threw a glance over his shoulder. Thankfully, Namjoon’s form was below his line of vision, pressed against the floor as he was, and he turned around without event. Bringing his legs forward so he could kneel behind Jungkook, Namjoon made quick work of applying his own sticker, which he had swapped with Jin for the post-it notes he was first given. He had lost faith in the sticky notes after the fate of Hobi’s.

Although Namjoon had evaded detection by Jungkook and Adam, Jimin was in the perfect position to watch the whole endeavour unfold. His eyes kept straying from his music, even though he was one of the only two playing, and his bow was shaking with the effort it took to suppress his laughter.

On Namjoon’s trek back up the pit, his plot finally came undone.

Perhaps he had thought turning his stand light off would hide him from view, but now it only served to make his part of the orchestra completely dark. When he felt safe enough to get off his knees, he tripped instantly on his stool, only just catching himself before he crushed his instrument, but it was loud.

Adam was sure to be sending a dirty look his way, but tried to press on, though it soon became impossible as Jimin’s bow shuddered across the strings, butchering his passage at the same time as a loud snort escaped him. On stage, the actress had jumped at the sound and subsequently lost where she was in the music.

Calling the song to yet another halt, Adam looked at the end of his tether. Jimin’s shoulders shook as he lowered his violin, wheezes and whimpers escaping him as he fought to control himself, all while Jin stared at him in pure confusion.

Once order had been restored, they continued, eventually completing the cursed song and making it to the end of the show.

The lights went up, chatter erupting immediately from the cast while the band slumped back in their seats, beginning to pack away. It was a late one, definitely already dark outside.

Watching Jungkook, Jin saw the boy rubbing his eyes and decided the game was up. Like always, he and Jimin didn’t really have a chance at the game since they were playing the most out of anyone as violinists.

He quickly folded the green post-it note from Namjoon into an aeroplane and sent it flying straight into Jungkook’s face.

Startled, the violist fumbled with it for a moment, blinking his eyes open. At first, he looked between the paper and Jin in bewilderment. Then, Jin swore he could see the precise moment the light bulb flicked on in the boy’s head.

His mouth fell open and he contorted his body around, trying to pull off an owl-style one-eighty to see what was on his back.

As he peeled off Taehyung’s fox, the other boys approached, laughing and clapping him on the back. In return he gave them a bunny smile while his arm stretched over his shoulder to pick off Namjoon’s sticker that his fingers could barely reach.

Collecting his stuff to leave, Jungkook pressed the stickers onto his viola case. There was somewhat of a growing collection on there.

But as Jungkook left the theatre that day, his back was not bare. Yoongi’s badge dangled from his hood, undetected.

No one ever found out how Yoongi put it there.

Thank you for reading!! Read more on my my main and drabble masterlists💜

@aianloveseven​ 

#bts crack #bts humour #bts ot7 fic #bts ot7 crack #bts drabble #bangtanarmynet #bts band kids #bts band au #jungkook band au #bts friendship #bts shenanigans #bts chaos

[snowflowerbear]

Somehow, I can really imagine this happening irl 😂

#bts fanfic #bts humour #Y/N #jungkook

[fanyyy444]

Have you ever gone to search something on Google but your mind goes blank and you just search "Google" instead of what you were actually going to search??? And then when you realize it you just go ???????

Kinda find it funny when it happens, our minds are tricky sometimes🥴

#meme #memes #humor #humour #memory #funny #funny stuff #funny memes #random #random post #fanytalk #google #bts #jungkook #jeon jungkook #kpop #bangtan #bangtan boys #bts memes #kpop memes #aesthetic #girlblogging #girl blogger #coquette #witch #witchblr #witchcraft #witch community #witches #tarot

[thelingodingo]

one of my niche favourite things about knowing more than 1 language is the HUMOUR!!!!!! like underneath a funny video in a different language you might see those comments that are like "this video is so much funnier if you understand spanish", "knowing german makes this so better", etc and I AGREEEEEEE

whenever i watch something in korean (whether its a tiktok, kdrama, kpop compilation, etc) the jokes, mannerisms, and humour of the people are just so much funnier when you actually understand the language like the subtitles TRULY DONT DO JUSTICE

im not exactly a 'kpop stan' but i do watch those variety shows of kpop groups such as run bts and going seventeen and i swear the sheer amount of laughter that isn't communicated through the english subtitles IS A CRIME

...and that's the reason why i wanna know every language that exists in this world

#korean language #korean linguistics #korean #linguistics #humor #humour #funny #variety show #kvariety #bts #seventeen #svt #run bts #going seventeen #jungkook #jimin #namjoon #rm #yoongi #suga #j hope bts #jhope #taehyung #jin #bts jin #kpop #scoups #joshua #mingyu #hoshi

[beautifulpersonpeach]

I miss Yoongi already. We had so much content with the tour and everything that I feel deprived. I dont know what I am going to do for 18-24 mths.

***

Oh, I’ve been preparing and I’m ready to moonlight as a serial killer, just to feel something, anything again, during that time.

Or maybe I’ll finally open a Yoongi ‘pout’ account.

I don’t know really. Maybe do what some of my friends are doing and have a baby so that by the time BTS and Yoongi are back in 2025/2026, I’m dealing with a toddler not a new born, and it’ll be easier to go to concerts.

Sorry Anon, I’m just spitballing here.

Fingers crossed Yoongi has prepared something to release while he’s enlisted. I’m hoping and praying there’s a documentary and live album for his D-DAY tour, and/or maybe a collab or some other project. Since Jin’s enlistment last year, I’ve not felt any real anxiety or strong emotion around their enlistment, to be honest. I know the guys are all preparing for it, Yoongi is probably spending this time with his friends and family since he was traveling for most of the last few months. I’m sure he’s keeping his health up and making sure all his ventures remain profitable while he’s in the military.

It’s likely this time passes without much incident and before you know it, we’re in 2025. I mean, can you imagine Butter was released 2 years ago? Time passes and with all the drama in k-pop fandom, I think it will pass fairly quickly too. At least I hope so. Dissecting bodies sounds like tiresome, gruelling work.

#been told my humour is hit or miss #so my bad #lol #but yeah I totally get you Anon #really just hoping I manage to stay sane #Somehow I've been surviving Hobi's enlistment so far so I've got high hopes #we can do this #min yoongi #yoongi #Suga #agust d #bts chapter 2 #bts

[myobsessionsspace]

ARMY Lore

Why he's jokingly called Korean/Egyptian Natural Blonde Park Jimin 😂

💜

#Jimin #Natural Blonde #Egyptian/Korean #ARMY Lore #ARMY Humour #ARMY Jokes #BTS #Fandom #Jikook #Minkook #Kookmin #the last tag just because…

[snow-143]

late nights gaming- bts smau (ongoing)

pairings | athlete!jimin x phychstudent!reader (fem)

genres | smau, crack, fluff, college au, strangers to lovers, idiots to lovers

summary | working in a successful cafe and being a psych major is hard but you wouldn’t change it for the world especially when you end up falling prey to a tiktok trend hiding your number in one of the many vinyls for someone to find. but when yous both make up a secret identity and make it an unspoken competition to find out who the other is first things gets little less boring. that and the one cute regular that you have been seeing around everywhere recently.

warnings | swearing, on purpose lowercase, grammar mistakes, they’re probably going to bully eachother, sarcasm, dry humour, just bad humour tbh, dad jokes, CRACK, non of this is meant to be taken seriously, kissing, may include some nsfw scenes but i will warn you before hand, this is going to be a mess, probably cliche, irregular updates, probably some plot holes, might stray from the original description, kys and suicide jokes. lmk if i missed anything.

disclaimer | i am a college student myself with a part time job so my updates will not be regular however i will try my best. also this is my first smau and post in general so please bare with, interactions and constructive criticism would be amazing but don’t be too mean i’m sensitive. also non of this work actually represents bts or anyone else i may mention.

profiles one | profiles two

one- sugar daddy

two- vmin vs sope

three- vinyl boy

four- winter

five- reeking from your pores

six- screams for help

seven- hide your bitches

eight- mama bear

nine- on your wedding day

+more

#smau #bts smau #jimin #bts #bts fanfic #bts x reader #fanfic #crack #humour #wattpad #books #college au #cafe au #non idol au #bts non idol au #bts college au #jimin fanfic #jimin x reader #jimin x oc #jimin smau

[kpop-er]

Yoongi strikes once again 💀💀💀

#i love their humour lmao #bts #bts jimin #jimin #yoongi #bts jungkook #jungkook #vmin #bts jin #bts jhope #kookmin #jikook #bts suga #bts taehyung #bts v #bts namjoon #taekook #taejin #yoonmin #yoonkook

[myers-meadow]

Hoping on the Otis driftwood simp train!

this is a pretty self indulgent ask, so if you don’t feel comfortable writing it I understand

so, Otis with an S/O who uses humor as a coping mechanism for anything? queue them making a trauma joke, and they start laughing, but no one else does so they’re just like “guys if I don’t laugh I will certainly cry, so please laugh with me”

Also in love with your work! <3<3<3

yes please join me!!

With a family like the Firefly's, you'd fit right in if you use humour as a way to cope - even, or especially, if it's about nasty experiences you get, if it gets dark or mean - they love that, especially Baby. Mama also likes to laugh about anything. Spaulding may pull your leg a little, pretending not to laugh, but then he does (and gives you a slap on the back that's just a lil too hard skdfjaskdf). They'd love you in their household! It brightens things up ^^ They don't mind the dark parts of life at all - actually they revel in it.

For Otis, it'd be similar to Baby. He's less quick to laugh in general, but if there's one thing that he loves; it's dark humour. He's been through his fair share of bad experiences, nasty people and trauma - perhaps he can learn a thing or two from how you cope with it all. Imagine him trying to make jokes about his past too, after you encouraged him to try 😭💓.

If victims would hear a joke and not laugh, Otis will get them to, saying a "you don't think that's funny boy? They made a joke, are ya too good for jokes now?" with his gruff voice. When you come up the stairs later, he'd proudly present to you the same victim with a smile cut from ear to ear, and he'd say "it took him a while to get the joke, but then he laughed so hard his mouth split open!"

The Firefly's have quite a few very dark jokes themselves, it'd be a good fit. They joke a lot about Tiny, at his expense (this is told in the several dvd menu's, behind the scenes or promotional material etc), which can give an idea how dark it can get. Most of them seem to have no filter when it comes to having laughs.

#otis driftwood #otis driftwood x reader #otis driftwood headcanons #house of 1000 corpses #slasher fandom #otis' actor in the bts interviews says something like: “he has a sense of humour; but it only comes out when the blood starts to flow” #<- not a direct quote btw just scribbled it from memory #a lot of the promotional material; dvd menus or interviews arent subtitled so i cant hear what theyre saying very well sadly #or i would have had more to say

[superskinnymexo]

When you actually try to eat for the first time all day and it feels like you can’t breathe because you are eating food so you stop trying to eat and basically end up doing a fast that was unintentional, but your ED convinces you it’s a good thing to not eat and be afraid of eating but you are also so hungry and don’t know how to feel and I-

#ed kpop memes #kpop ed memes #ed kpop #ed moments #ed relatable #not pro just using tags #kpop ed humor #bts ed memes #ed thoughts #not pro #ed humour #ed

[hum-suffer]

Work of Bunny and my brother LMAOOOOOOOOO

Idk what I'll say to the doctor tomorrow 😭🤣

(yes those stick figures are Ram and Bheem dancing on Naatu Naatu)

#desiblr #suffer ye suhana nahi #desi tumblr #desi humour #memes #funny memes #bollywood memes #bts memes #haegum #me and bunny #my brother and i

[btsmosphere]

Firstly, CONGRATS FOR 1K!!!!!!

Second... 👀👀👀

namjin roommates au, fluff and humor, idiots to lovers, "it's perfectly legal"

Thirdly, I LOVE YOU RU!

~summary: living with Namjoon usually equals chaos, and tonight is no different. Jin can't pretend he doesn't love it, though ~pairing: jin x namjoon ~fluff, humour, angst if you really squint, idiots to lovers, roommate au ~word count: 1k ~rating: g ~warnings: mentions of alcohol

~a/n: thank you so much!! I love you too🥰💜I'm so sorry it's taken me a while to get to this drabble, I wanted to have it out before this but it's sometimes a challenge coming up with something funny so I had to wait for the right idea to hit! luckily, I thought of something I liked and here it is😊also this is my ‘kim namjoon’ entry for @bangtanwritingbingo ​ this is part of my drabble game, where requests are still open if anyone is interested! for the others who requested, I'm aiming to have one out each week now!

The house was dark. Silent.

Jin’s breathing, steadily evening out as he relaxed into bed, was all that could be heard.

Such peace was admittedly a rarity around here. Living with Namjoon meant there was usually something going on, whether it be songwriting or something very expensive breaking, but this meant it was never quiet.

Today, though, with Namjoon out, Jin missed it. He would scold his roommate, but whenever a loud crash sounded in the middle of the night, the only reaction it ever provoked was really just a fond smile.

Rolling over, he tried to cherish the silence. But in reality, it unnerved him. Namjoon wasn’t here. It made him feel very alone, very… exposed. Who knew what could happen to him-

He bolted upright in bed.

There was a noise.

It had been soft, muffled, but in the quiet of night there was no mistaking it. Body tense, Jin held his breath. Waiting.

Thump.

There it was again.

And although Jin had been longing for some sign of life just moments ago, this made his blood run cold. It hadn’t sounded from inside the house, but from outside his window.

Another thump, louder this time and right against the glass, finally startled him enough to leap from his bed. Grabbing the closest thing from the dresser, he then raced to the light switch and flicked it on, leaving him staring across the room at his window. If whatever was out there realised he was awake, maybe they would go away.

But the noises didn’t stop.

Crap, what should he do now?

Another snap broke the silence, filled only with Jin’s heavy breathing as his mind short-circuited. It was louder than before, and the next thing he knew, there was an impact against his curtain.

The window was open.

Sprinting across the room, Jin tugged the curtain aside, raising his free hand as he prepared to force the window shut or to beat the trespasser around the head, whichever was most applicable.

In the event, he froze.

So did the other person.

Sitting on his windowsill, eyes wide as they found themselves nose to nose with Jin, was Kim Namjoon.

Jin recovered first, though his eyes were practically bulging from his skull.

“Namjoon?”

An idiotically bright smile sprang onto Namjoon’s face.

“Good evening,” he said.

Jin blinked.

“You’re drunk.”

“Maybe.”

“You’re drunk and breaking into your own house?!”

“It’s perfectly legal,” Namjoon protested, swinging his legs to the inside. He jumped down quite deftly; an effect ruined by his tripping over Jin’s rug not a second later.

Jin jumped out of Namjoon’s way as the larger man fell, finally lowering his hand and staring incredulously down at his roommate.

“I’m not sure it is, you know,” he retorted.

Namjoon was already distracted, though, staring at the weapon Jin held clasped in his hand.

“Is that your aftershave?”

Staring at it properly for the first time, Jin realised he had indeed grabbed his aftershave bottle in his panic. Though the cylindrical bottle could probably do some damage, it wasn’t exactly a conventional means of self-defence.

“I thought you were an intruder!” he retaliated, rounding on Joon.

“And what was your plan, make the burglar smell nice?”

“Hey, you don’t get to lecture me in this situation,” Jin ranted, “this is your fault because you picked the wrong room, dummy. Are you really drunk enough that you forgot where you live?”

Nonetheless, he reached down to help Namjoon up. An action he regretted just moments later as Namjoon’s weight swung the other way, crashing against him and sending Jin staggering against the wall.

Though Namjoon managed to catch himself and avoid crushing Jin, he still had him sandwiched against the wall.

Heat rushed to Jin’s cheeks as he sputtered. Namjoon pressed up against him, a hand on the wall beside his head, was sending him into a flurry he wasn’t prepared for. Swallowing, he met Namjoon’s eyes at last, but what he found there looked akin to hurt.

“I didn’t get the wrong room,” Namjoon murmured.

Bewildered, Jin simply stared at him, before turning his eyes to the room around them. It was a little tricky, Namjoon not moving from his place yet, but he got enough of a look to assure himself that yes, this was his own bedroom.

Returning his gaze to his roommate, Jin looked at him seriously. He lowered his voice a little, speaking very plainly.

“Namjoon, this is definitely my room. You’ve had too much to drink, I can get you some water and then you can go to bed. Your bed.”

“What if I don’t want to?”

Namjoon’s retort wasn’t full of teasing, however. His voice was low, the huskiness in Jin’s ears flustering him far too much. And why were they still standing so close?

“What do you mean?” he spluttered, voice also not raising beyond a whisper.

“Maybe it wasn’t the alcohol,” Namjoon pressed, “what would you do?”

The implications of his words slammed into Jin, pinning him against the wall – although, Namjoon was already doing a good job of that himself. Surely the younger didn’t know what he was saying.

Jin’s voice was shaky when he spoke again.

“Namjoon, you need to go to bed.”

At last, Namjoon stepped back, releasing him. But the loss only made Jin feel cold.

“Okay, hyung,” a half-hearted smile flickered across his face, but died a second later, “I’m sure it was the alcohol, yeah? Sorry if I woke you.”

Breathing heavily, Jin watched, frozen, as Namjoon took two slow steps towards the door-

“Namjoon!”

He stopped in his path, turning slightly back.

Jin sighed.

“Why don’t you stay in here, yeah? So I can keep an eye on you… and you can tell me in the morning whether this was really the room you were aiming for?”

Namjoon’s frame relaxed. And, as always, after Namjoon was asleep, Jin couldn’t be mad at his roommate. He watched him with just a loving smile, hoping for the words he would hear come daylight.

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[seomdidumdumdum]

So "Agust D" the first mixtape has its 7th birthday today.

I finally got to doing my own cover... but it's a shitpost way. I'm never gonna thank BTS or Agust D enough for all they've done for me, and a 'hey you got me out of another long depression and executive dysfunction episode' is just the tip of this iceberg.

So... listen at your own risk. I swear this isn't going to be the first and last cover I post.

Instrumental and romanized lyrics guide by "kail" on YouTube [ video here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctRHnefApKI ]

#agust d mixtape #agust d #bts cover #my voice #my audio #agust d cover #im not really sorry and also it's been a while since I've tried mixing on audacity #kinda proud of how I could get this together when comparing to every wip file that's on my computer #i forgot if i had a humour tag

[fanyyy444]

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OF COURSE YOUUUU BARBECUE(BABYGIRL)

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[lookformyvoice]

hi there!! i wanted to recommend my favorite jungkook fic to you! i really think you’d like it, everything about this story is amazing and its also hilarious. i hope you give it a chance because this author deserves way more love <3 it’s called “matchmaker” by bonvoyagenoona, heres the link if u want!! i hope you enjoy!

https://bonvoyagenoona.tumblr.com/post/628550412048465920/matchmaker-m-rating-18-explicit-mature

Holy shit!! I have got to say, in all this time I have spent on Tumblr, I've read stories with fantastic smut, amazing feels, deep thoughts but you know what never happened? None of them made me laugh. Until I read this one. And I laughed not once or twice but multiple times. And it made me re-realize how difficult it really is to get a cackle or even a giggle out of someone and I applaud the author @bonvoyagenoona for doing this so many times, so smartly and gracefully too.

It's got everything to be an amazing story and the humour is just chef's kiss. I am a sucker for intricately written stories and I loved the dynamic of the five maknaes at dinner. The dialogues are pure gold. I am surprised at how low the fic's notes count is, seriously, this fic is a gem!!

I LOVE IT!!

Thanks for the recommendation! :)

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[joyful-downer]

#reposting this in case someone missed it. some bts stuff and (coloured) broadcast scenes with uncle jack 🌈💊 #we happy few #uncle jack #jack worthing #in colour #news hour #humour hour #nighty night #behind the scenes #julian casey