#bts incorrect quotes

[7ndipity]

Jungkook: Y/n, whats nostalgia?

Y/n: it’s when you miss something that’s really old

(20 minutes later)

Jin: I'm back!

Y/n: yay! We missed you!

Jungkook, whispering: nostalgia

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[notsocorrectbts]

Jungkook: What's for dinner hyung? Jin: I can't tell you, it's a soup-rise Taehyung: Is it soup? Jin: I soup-pose it could be Yoongi: Enough with the soup puns Jin: You never soup-port my jokes *After dinner* Jungkook: It was fucking tacos

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[incquotesx]

[ sets the kitchen on fire ]

hoseok : shit we need an adult!!

jungkook : YOU'RE AN ADULT

hoseok, looking extremely horrified : oh fuck

jungkook : WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET JIN HYUNG

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[random-incorrect-things]

Seokjin: What happens to nitrogen when it becomes day?

Seokjin: It becomes daytrogen.

Yoongi: I'm going to bed.

Seokjin: Good nitrogen.

Jungkook: Sleep tightrogen.

Taehyung: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.

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[asadfangirlbitxh]

Namjoon: This has been nice. Having an ordinary conversation about life and just catching up.

Taehyung: Do you ever wonder why Tarzan never had a beard?

Jungkook: All the fucking time

Jin: Well that was a lovely 2 minutes

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[daintyzumin]

{based on a true story}

Jungkook’s brother: *likes a fanart of Jimin on his instagram and Jimin in his profile pic*

Jikookers: oH MY GOD JUNGKOOK’S BROTHER IS WHIPPED FOR JIMIN!!!?

Jungkook:

Jungkook: *draws Jimin and posts it on fancafe*

Jungkook: no one is more whipped for Jimin than I am.

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[jwymybelovedhusband-reblogs]

*Kpop leaders having a meeting* pt.1

Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-

Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE

Namjoon : I was about to get there-

Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.

Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*

Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?

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[daechwitonguetech]

Yoongi: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Jimin: Forty five seconds?!?

Yoongi: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Jimin, hugging Yoongi: Too late.

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[heyyouknowbts]

Jin predicts the success of the 2025 BTS comeback

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[serendipminie]

Jungkook: You know how I like it girllllllll

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Jimin: Ppeuriri

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[lovelycupid47]

BTS Incorrect quotes #2

Jimin: Why are your tongues purple? Taehyung: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Y/N: I had a red one. Jimin: oh. Jimin: .... Jimin: OH. Jungkook: Jungkook: You drank each other's slushies?

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[7ndipity]

Y/n, hearing an explosion: should we go check that out?

Yoongi: I don't hear any screaming, which means it's either not a big deal or we're already too late.

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[notsocorrectbts]

Namjoon: I saw Jimin and Taehyung hugging Namjoon: And then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense

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[incquotesx]

namjoon : jungkook's late again

jimin : i woke him at 8 and pretended it was 11

tae : i wrote a fake schedule saying we started at 9 instead of 12

hoseok : i set his clock to PM when it's AM

namjoon : you all may have overdone it

[ jungkook brusts through the door ]

jungkook : WHAT YEAR IS IT?

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[random-incorrect-things]

Seokjin: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour.

Hoseok: Starfruit?

Seokjin: Close, that's a shape.

Jimin: Guys, you forgot about blueberries.

Seokjin: The listening comprehension of some people.

Yoongi: Okay, you also forgot blackberries.

Namjoon: Black isn't a colour.

Taehyung: Green bean!

Jungkook: Lemons!

Seokjin: I love stupid people more than anything.

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[asadfangirlbitxh]

Jin: Since I'm leaving. I'm going to leave you all with this bowl of advice. It has many helpful insights

Jin: in any situation that you feel like you should call me. Don't. Instead pick up a paper.

Jungkook: This one says "blame it on Jungkook"

Jin: That applies to everything.

Hoseok: This one says "It's never Jimin's fault. He's an angel"

Jin: Again, this applies to everything

Tae: This one says "Let Yoongi sleep."

Jin and Yoongi nod at each other and smile.

Namjoon: This one says "Call Namjoon instead"

Jin: Seems you're all set. I'll be off.

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