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dodo-begone · 3 years

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ALRIGHTY! LOYAL HERE COMING IN WITH THE CIRCUS HAHAHA

Btw, I’m like 90% sure that I fell asleep while writing so it just stops. Like, there’s no ending/summary/whatever word I’m looking for but can’t think of at the moment and my bird is currently chewing on my phone case oh my god can she please stop—

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I believe the concept of yanderes ft. a isekai-d reader has been mentioned by Shepard and her anons, tho it’s been mainly for Origins SMP. So, I come to you with ideas for the Dream SMP because that’s all I’m familiar with HAHAH—

Also, I apologize in advance because this thing is borderline an essay with how long it is. I’m so sorry—

For example *cue dramatic lighting and a cheesy flashback monologue thingie* oh my god I think I’m losing it, I’m so tired

Y/n and their younger sibling, Frisk, had just finished up another press conference regarding Monsters being back on the surface. All seems to be going well until the ground beneath their feet vanishes and they fall unconscious a few moments later. When they awaken, they notice they’re surrounded by humans—wait they aren’t all humans, what the fuck, since when are there hybrids? They knew everyone from the underground—by name, no less—and had never heard of any currently living hybrids. Only of ones from before the war. Besides, Monsters have been on the surface for a month at most, so there is no way for... oh boy, their head is spinning.

After some very...tense...introductions (“Hi, I never saw you guys Underground, nor have I heard of you, no offense. So, uh, which monsters are you guys related to?” “OI, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT TUBBO IS NOT A MONSTER!”) they come to the realization that y/n is most definitely not from this world, or even this universe. Y/n’s adamant refusal to fight the “real monsters” that roam this land (“I did not spend countless timelines weeks putting my life on the line to befriend every monster, break the barrier that trapped them Underground, and defend them against my own god forsaken race just to turn my back on them.”) was a pretty big sign, after all. That, along with species of monsters that the SMP members have never heard of and how y/n talked about Souls as if they were a tangible thing.

It’s a rocky start before any sort of friendship is formed: y/n, wanting to be cautious, (and also not having Sans there to CHECK for them) decides to ask everyone what their LV is. It’s risky, and they had no way to prove if anyone is (or isn’t) telling the truth, but it was worth a shot. “Our levels?” A small goat hybrid asked, his head slightly tilting to the side. Everyone assumes that y/n is talking about enchantment levels. “I’m at 26! Ranboo, you’re at 30, right?” “I’m at 37 now, actually.” “Well, I’M at 58. Clearly I’m the superior one here. A real big man, a very manly man, aren’t I?” And a few others pipe in. Color drains from y/n’s face and they take a few steps back, hands shaking as their eyes dart between each person in the room and the exit. ‘How many lives have they each taken to make their LOVE so high? Why do they seem so proud of it?’ Yeah... that was an interesting experience.

- even though they have been reassured multiple times that the monsters of this world are nothing like the ones from their home, y/n still refuses to kill a single one, as I had mentioned earlier. They also refuse to kill animals. It takes a couple tries at explaining LV or LOVE—Level Of ViolencE—along with EXP—EXecution Points—but eventually everyone is on the same page

- Y/n is hesitant to bring out their SOUL when asked. First off, though they’re now friends with those from the Underground, they can’t help but be reminded of every spear, knife, bone, petal, gaster blaster, and fireball that has been aimed at them with the intent to kill whenever their SOUL was drawn into an encounter back then. Second of all, showing your SOUL is something you do with those you trust with your life—after all, you’re literally putting your lifeline out on display when you do so. There are so many different ways that the SMP members can see it

- Perhaps a monster appears

- Eggpire or Dream attack

- Someone forces y/n into an encounter because everyone is too curious to just let this opportunity slip by

- When y/n discovers that the people of this land have more than one life, they’re confused. There is no way that all of these people have SOULS of Determination, and there’d definitely be some issues if people kept rewinding time to their last save point. Besides, only one Determination SOUL—the strongest one—should be able to respawn. Then again, they only know what Frisk had explained to them. They were never able to see the save stars that Frisk would interact with in the different sections of the Underground. So they only have so much to go off of.

- Battle for them is completely different. Despite being in a different world, the mechanics from their world still apply. They can FIGHT, ACT, use an ITEM or show MERCY.

- They use Frisk’s tactic and flirt their way out of a fight or two. They never understood why Frisk did it until now... ‘I mean, I...wow. That was actually effective.’ They’re impressed.

- Oh no, maybe that wasn’t the best idea...they might have some yanderes after them bc of it...

- They probably have accidentally called Philza ‘Asgore’ and Tubbo ‘Asriel’ because both hybrids remind her of the two males from her world. Similar personalities AND Tubbo is a goat hybrid. The poor child is going to be so confused

- If Tubbo’s a yandere oh boy it’s going to be so easy for him. Y/n will probably be constantly at his side and telling him stories about the first fallen child and how they were adopted by the royal family, who are goat monsters! And just explaining the history of the underground and how important the goat family is. Talks about Asriel a lot as well. Probably makes him butterscotch cinnamon pie and tries to recreate golden flower tea to share with him as well. Or, they do that and he’s not yandere and it’s just wholesome.

- If we follow the headcanons that some fans have made, perhaps Frisk (and/or y/n) gave up half of their SOUL to give to either (or both) Chara or Asriel so they’d have another chance at life

- Not only does y/n refuse to kill, which leaves them vulnerable, they also only have half a SOUL, which means they’re incredibly weak. Someone needs to protect them, someone needs to keep them safe, someone needs to—

- Y/n is incredibly agile thanks to all the battles they’ve faced Underground. With their SOUL always out in the open during an encounter and the fact that they refuse to harm anyone, it’s required. I’m imagining them moving like a dancer, using jumps and spins to help them avoid any weapons swung at them.

- This is gonna be annoying for any yandere that wishes to lock y/n up. Even if they won’t physically hurt someone, they WILL put up a fight and make it as hard as they possibly can to be dragged into isolation or imprisonment

- When it comes to who goes yandere, I believe what color of SOUL y/n has (their personality, in summary) would play a big role. Here’s a few of my ideas, feel free to move people around or add to it, I’m really tired and can’t think of many characters LOL

- Red (determination): Wilbur, Technoblade

- Orange (bravery): Technoblade, Dream, Tommy

- Yellow (justice): Sam, Technoblade

- Green (kindness): the kids of the server, Fundy, and Ghostbur

- Cyan (patience): Ranboo, Ghostbur, Karl

- Dark blue (integrity): Tubbo, Philza, Sam

- Purple (perseverance): Dream—this man would love to see how long it would take for your perseverance to run out. I wouldn’t be surprised if your perseverance is the only reason he’s interested.

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From what I saw of the end of what I wrote, it is DEFINITELY cut short. At least I mentioned every SOUL type lolol.

Also, I found a whole other note that’s a continuation of this concept but for y/n being from another game what the hell was I doing—

Expect that to come in another ask once I eat dinner

Sorry i took so long to answer!! I kept getting distracted!

That stuff is so pog man!!!! Puffy might be called “Toriel” once in a while because mom energy and she sheep,,, close to goat!

Gosh all the flirting will bring in so many yanderes or make ppl like “yo wtf??” And there’s a very small amount that are inbetween.

OKAY BUT WITH THE MONSTER STUFF ON THE DSMP- they’d keep the monsters in their house. They’d give them food and everything. Some def become very friendly and will defend. Haha giant spider go prrrrrr

I’d write more but there is so much amazing stuff I don’t think I could add to some of them anyways!!! Plus my mind is just racing other places rn haha

#ask #loyal anon #tw: yandere #rambling with dodo #c: tubbo #c: wilbur #c: techno #c: dream #c: tommy #c: ranboo #c: ghostbur #c: karl #c: philza #c: sam

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jq37 · 3 years

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The Case File – Mice and Murder Ep 1

The Case of the The Pernicious Party

Hello, hello, hello! It’s been a hot second but your resident D20 recapper is back to tackle the newest season: Mice and Murder! Y’all had to know I wasn’t gonna sit out the murder mystery, are you kidding me???

I might be playing around with the format a bit in the coming weeks to make sure I have the best possible system for keeping track of possible clues, suspects, and theories as we untangle whatever web Brennan weaves for us this season so don’t be surprised if things change a little.

Anyway, without further ado, onto our mystery!

Summary

In case you missed it, this season takes place in an alternate, Zootopia/Wind in the Willows-esque universe where all the characters are animals but history seems to have happened in more or less the same way--for example there was still a King Charles but he was a King Charles Spaniel (cute Brennan). Our story specifically takes place in the English village of Tufting Meadows.

We start with Katie’s character--Gangie Green (Weasel/Thief Rogue) in the graveyard of the Anglican Chapel (Our Lady of Prayerful Paws). Gangie, we learn, is an orphan who was kicked out of the orphanage at some point for thievery. Obviously, he’s not reformed of the habit because he is here to do some graverobbing. On a nat 20 (that Katie hilariously doesn’t notice even though her total is like a 29) Gangie can see through the window of the rectory that there is a weeping window inside--Catherine McCabbage who is being (dubiously) tended to by Raph’s character, Vicar Ian Prescott (Owl/Bard, College of Eloquence).

Ian comes from a line of men of the cloth but he’s not exactly the best speaker despite his subclass. He’s doing his best though! The widow’s husband (Conor McCabbage) died at the local mill in what has been declared an accident but she suspects foul play. She’s been hearing his voice on the wind and wants Ian’s professional opinion on whether this could be a sign from God or if her husband might be speaking to her from beyond the grave or something like that. Ian gives a very muddled and not very comforting answer but seems pretty sure that something sketchy did in fact happen. Then, he sees a crack of lightning outside which illuminates the graveyard where he gets a glimpse of Gangie.

He goes to check it out (and Gangie fully has an elderly goat he’s dug up slung over his shoulder) but “gravedigger” is his legit job so Ian decides to assume whatever’s going on is legit and not ask too many questions. He goes back to the widow (who, before she leaves, says that maybe sometimes people need to work on God’s behalf) while Gangie takes the body Loam Hall (a massive manor, built into a hill).

We cut to the next day and our next two characters!

At 22B Hamsted Street in a pretty well appointed home are Ally and Grant’s characters. First up, we have Lars Vandenchomp (Huge ass Doberman/Battlemaster Fighter) who is so tough looking but also so Swedish sounding--it’s A Lot (so, incredibly on brand for Ally). Lars is security for Grant’s character Sylvester Cross (Fox/Inquisitive Rogue) who is a kinda (to use Grant’s word) “foppish” Sherlock Holmes type. He was hired by Squire William Thornwall Brockhollow to figure out what happened with Conor McCabbage (and clear him of negligence in running the mill) but he couldn’t find any evidence of any funny business, making this the only case he’s never cracked. He’s not as young or popular as he once was so this is, understandably, bumming him out. He’s even more bummed out when he realizes that William has invited him to his 60th birthday party that’s happening that night (as kind of a prop to show that he did his part in trying to solve the mystery) and Lars has already RSVP’d yes. He grudgingly agrees to go as it’s one of those asks that’s really more of a veiled demand but decides to pull the money he was paid from the bank first so he can return it and really stick it to the guy.

Finally, we cut to our last set of PCs who are on their way to Tufting Meadows via a very luxurious train. Inside are Sam and Rekha’s characters! Sam is Buckster $ Boyd (Peccary which is like a small boar/Mastermind Rouge) a Texan Oil Tycoon who acts exactly how you’d expect a Texan Oil Pig to act. Yes, you pronounce the dollar sign as “dollar sign” (even though as we find out later his middle name is Cassius so it’s like Cash which I think is super cool). With him is Rekha’s character, Daisy D'umpstaire (Raccoon/Assassin (???) Rogue another American (from South Carolina) though it seems she’s My Fair Lady’d herself into an upper class socialite (her last name was previously Dumpster). They’re traveling with their accountant, an Armadillo named Armond who seems kinda skittish and concerned about their travel expenses but Buck tells him that to make money you gotta spend money and they’re gonna make a *ton* of money on this trip. They’re also so so mean to him for absolutely no reason.

When the train stops, they’re greeted by Templeton Padhop (a frog, natch) who is the chauffeur of Loan Hall, sent to fetch them. A wheel on his car is broken so he joins in on the Armond abuse immediately and has Armond roll into an Armadillo ball and replace it. Poor guy. When they show up they're greeted by a footman--a pug in a bowler hat named Milo Snout.

Meanwhile, Lars and Sly (Oh, Sly fox, I see what you did there Grant) are similarly greeted by another footman--a lizard named Basil Baskins. On a 23 perception check, Lars sees that Jeremy “Jez” Brockhollow is inside (the son of William who is a badger btw) and also clocks Gangie (who they know as a career criminal who disappeared like a year ago). Gangie doesn’t notice Lars though.

Ian, who is also invited, shows up at about the same time as Sly but very quickly, the conversation is taken over by Lucretia “Lucy” Brockhollow, William’s older, eccentric sister who immediately gets into it with Lars about astrology and the occult (she thinks bad stuff is happening because of a curse let loose when Sly’s old rival--a rabbit named Fletcher Cottonbottom who is the son of his former employer--opened an Egyptian tomb). They’re thick as thieves right away because Ally is a nonsense magnet. And not like a regular magnet, one of those big electromagnets.

Daisy and Buck spot William’s kids--the aforementioned Jez and his older sister Constance--along with their husbands Dr. Corbin Magpie (Constance’s and obv a magpie and a doctor) and Osmond Sheffield (Jez’s who is a Ram and a lawyer). Daisy is too stuck in her conversation with a truly unhinged squirrel (Lady Eugenia Bristlebrush who clearly does not know she’s in a murder mystery because she just keeps talking about how much she hates and wants to kill everyone) to hear what’s going on but she indicates the conversation to Buck who is able to eavesdrop and hear that they’re lamenting that Catherine--the widow--RSVP’d no which is gonna look really bad, like they didn’t invite her (bad PR).

Buck, introducing himself as a business partner of William, eases into a conversation with the husbands which their respective spouses also join into and we learn that Buck's dad was British and a friend of Willian’s. Buck bonds with Jez (who is a bit of a dilettante) really quickly since Buck is ready to go drinks-wise immediately (and there’s a stellar pun about the “American [Drinking] Constitution''). Through the window, Buck notices Gangie outside getting his attention.

At the same time, Ian is going from party guest to party guest, giving out the penances he forgot to earlier at church (as one does). We see him talking to the Lord and Lady Bramble (a cow and hedgehog, respectively) and while she wants to pray her way out of situations without doing any legwork, he wants to buy his way out and gives Ian 250 pounds. A frustrating but financially lucrative conversation.

Buck goes outside to talk to Gangie who has a list of names of the bodies he’s been collecting. We’re not told what Buck is doing but it seems that this list is extremely valuable to him in some way. Gangie (who Buck keeps calling Gangly, to his annoyance) pays him handsomely (like, with a 50% tip) for the list (and Gangie gives him the real list, despite Brennan saying he didn’t have to). We also learn that Gangie has allegedly been getting the orders from someone in Loa Hall and they flow from William himself.

Matilda Molesly (a mole and the head maid) invites Gangie to come in from the rain--she’s the only person who’s been consistently nice to him and he agrees to come in for tea and scones.

Everyone is ushered together by the butler (because of course there’s a butler--he’s quite literally a fancy rat named Thomas Gilfoyle) and William gives a speech where he wishes Conor well and kinda highlights that he did hire Sly to solve the case in a “Hey, I did my bit don’t blame me” kind of way. He also makes a 150k pound donation to the church (and Ian thought 250 was good) and tells his daughter not to read the praise he got for it from the cardinal when she mentions it (I wonder if that was choreographed). Sly interrupts the speech to “magnanimously” give his money back, to William’s annoyance. Buck notices that Lawrence Longfoot (a nouveau rich, rabbit photographer) takes a pic of the scene but with Sly in the foreground and William in the background.

Then, a few things happen at once (in a very cinematic way):

As the camera flashes, Mrs. Molesly drops her tray, eyes hurt by the light. Lady Calliope Fawnbrooke (Deer, Matron of the Arts) helps her up.

In the moment of dark, after the flash goes away, the butler disappears.

Buck thinks he sees a shape through the window, out in the rain.

A cheer goes up for Sly for returning the money but all Sly can focus on is one figure he recognizes in the back of the room. Daisy, who is downing her drink and not cheering for him. He downs his as well, and looks at her until she breaks the stare and leaves the room.

And this episode doesn’t end with a dead body like I thought, but with a flashback to a younger Sylvester, 12 years ago when he first met Daisy.

PC INTERPERSONAL DRAMA Y’ALL!!! Get HYPED!

Case Notes

Here is a compilation of all the characters (PCs and NPCs introduced in this episode).

Sly mentions that Ignatius Cottonbottom faked his own death as a part of some scheme which seems like a backstory point that might come back later--we now know that there exists a way to convincingly fake your own death in this world.

Sly walks with a walking stick because of some “mysterious accident” but we’re jumping into a flashback next week so it looks like we might find out about it pretty soon.

Sly also mentions he used to be the personal physician to the elder Cottonbottom so those are skills he has. I wonder if that’ll be useful to this healer-less party. I wonder if cleric was even an option in this world which seems to be low to no magic. It would explain by Ian is a bad and not a cleric.

Lars has a military background which I wanted to mention in case it becomes relevant later.

And Dr. Magpie grew up poor and still acts it a bit even though he married a very rich woman. Brennan uses the very good line, “He forces his body into the shape of an apology”

This might be a really deep cut reference but did anyone else here was the old Britcom “Keeping Up Appearances”? Cause I was getting serious Bouquet/Bucket energy from Daisy.

This is an all College Humor season and it shows. The energy of 6 (7 if you count Brennan) top notch comedians sparking off of each other, trying to one up each other is off the charts. Some of the best bits this episode:

“When God closes every door but one, you go through the door that is open.” followed by “I’m an owl by the way.”

“Time is money, here’s both” from Buck re his inscribed gold pocket watch--everyone at the table loved that so much and they’re right.

Armond going from being a third to a fourth wheel.

And the names--I already shouted out a ton on the main recap but also a rat butler (like Rhett Butler) and naming the mouse Cat(therine). Can’t forget Gangie Green/gangrene from Katie. Also points to Ally for the data stealing Eel Musk which broke Brennan a little.

I know we just went through this with Crown of Candy but what are these animals eating? Like, in Zootopia there were only mammals so we can assume the carnivores are eating like birds and fish but there are sentient birds here. I know this isn’t important. I’m not trying to do a CinemaSins gotcha. I just wonder, you know?

Y’all were waiting for all the lights to go out during that speech and then come back on and there’d be a body too, right?

If Brennan makes the bad guy a chicken or a duck or something so he can make a “fowl play” joke, he is cordially invited to catch these hands.

I have been waiting for Raph and Katie to do D20 forever. Their specific brand of nonsense on Rank Room was always amazing.

I love love love that Grant and Rekha are the PCs that have ~a past~ because they are so funny together. If you haven’t seen their episode of Game Changers, you absolutely must (it’s also a murder mystery actually!).

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #mice and murder #mice and murder spoilers #the case file #points and also glares to camwritery for pointing out that grant also went for the silver fox pun #i will be fighting both of you at my earliest convenience

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haec-est-fides · 3 years

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Sorry to jump into some Heroes of Olympus stuff when I’m trying to stay in my Trials of Apollo lane, but I said to myself that if I saw another post about Octavian that mentioned the pillow pet or the stuffed animals in general, I would snap.

Let’s clarify this once and for all:

It. Was. His. Job.

That’s it.

Of all the things to analyze about him or hold against him, this is the absolute lowest priority. The thing is, it keeps getting circulated (and therefore fixated on as a foundational part of his character lore) because haha funny joke. It’s an easy thing to bully him over when you remove its context (and associated dignity), and that’s exactly what the protagonists do.

Octavian: “You’re letting these intruders into the camp? Reyna, the security risks--”

Reyna: “We’re not taking them to the camp, Octavian. We’ll eat here, in the forum.”

Octavian: “Oh, much better. You want us to relax in the shadow of their warship.”

Reyna: “These are our guests. We will welcome them, and we will talk to them. As augur, you should burn an offering to thank the gods for bringing Jason back to us safely.”

Percy: “Good idea. Go burn your bears, Octavian.”

(The Mark of Athena Ch. II)

The main characters make the stuffed animals a joke so that they can ignore and downplay all of the very serious and relevant things Octavian says. (Which is some seriously bullshit behavior btw.)

As odd as it sounds, gutting stuffed animals is literally the defining role of Octavian’s job as camp augur. He divines the will of the gods / the future via “entrails”. (Sure, that should technically be called haruspicy rather than augury, but I digress.)

Octavian himself explains it to us when he mentions that the ancients used to use real animals, but that times have changed.

“Uh, hi,” Percy said. “Are you killing small animals?”

Octavian looked at the fuzzy thing in his hand and laughed. “No, no. Once upon a time, yes. We used to read the will of the gods by examining animal guts -- chickens, goats, that sort of thing. Nowadays, we use these.”

He tossed the fuzzy thing to Percy. It was a disemboweled teddy bear.

(The Son of Neptune Ch. IV)

A) This was a practical decision by Riordan to maintain an ancient Roman tradition and parallel Camp Half-Blood’s oracle while keeping animal sacrifice out of books for young readers.

B) Nowhere do we have any evidence that it was Octavian who made the choice to change the old tradition and use stuffed animals instead. We don’t know how long augurs have been gutting stuffed animals at Camp Jupiter. Besides, pinning that change on Octavian means that he stopped animal sacrifice, which uhhh seems like a good thing?

Further, I just saw a rather well-intentioned post about Octavian (shocker) that still mentions the stuffed animals as a sign of him potentially being psychotic. This is partly why I’m convinced that the whole issue has been circulating as a joke for too long and, worse, is just badly misinformed.

See, that post argued that Octavian believed he could tell the future by gutting stuffed animals. Key word: believed.

But the canon fact is that he could. Full stop.

Here’s how we’re introduced to him and his abilities:

Clouds swirled over the largest temple, a round pavilion with a ring of white columns supporting a domed roof. “I’m guessing that’s Zeus -- uh, I mean, Jupiter’s? That’s where we’re heading?”

“Yeah.” Hazel sounded edgy. “Octavian reads auguries there -- the Temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus.”

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Above them, thunder rumbled. Red lightning lit up the hill.

“Octavian’s almost done,” Hazel said. “Let’s go.”

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The kid at the altar raised his hands. More red lightning flashed in the sky, shaking the temple. Then he put his hands down, and the rumbling stopped. The clouds turned from gray to white and broke apart.

(The Son of Neptune Ch. IV)

As Percy says, pretty impressive -- especially if it’s somehow fake. How would he even fake that?! He couldn’t.

But, and here’s where our protagonists and their unreliable narration become the problem again, that scene is prefaced by what Hazel says on the way there:

“The camp augur we’re going to meet, Octavian, he’s a legacy, descendant of Apollo. He’s got the gift of prophecy, supposedly.”

“Supposedly?”

Hazel made a sour face. “You’ll see.”

(The Son of Neptune Ch. III)

We do not, in fact, at any point see anything that would warrant her “supposedly”. Hazel simply -- understandably -- hates and mistrusts Octavian because he’s blackmailing her.

The narrators routinely undercut Octavian over everything he does, because they’re biased. It’s no surprise that that mentality / perception had bled into the fandom, but we should be able to recognize that.

While lightning doesn’t happen every time Octavian does an augury, that doesn’t take away any of his credibility. (Personally, I think it would make sense for that to happen only at the Temple of Jupiter Optimus Maximus.) The same goes for his trying over and over again, inability to foresee certain events, and multiple interpretations of auguries. Augury is supposed to work this way.

Another point that proves Octavian could tell the future is that his abilities falter after Python takes Delphi early in Blood of Olympus, just like Rachel’s.

Mike shifted his considerable bulk. “You sound certain. Has your gift of prophecy--”

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Once Jacob had hobbled off, Octavian’s face clouded. “Mike, I told you not to speak of my, ah, problem. But to answer your question: no, there still seems to be some interference with Apollo’s usual gift to me.” He glanced resentfully at a pile of mutilated stuffed animals heaped in the corner of the porch. “I can’t see the future. Perhaps that false Oracle at Camp Half-Blood is working some sort of witchcraft.”

(The Blood of Olympus Ch. VI)

Octavian’s comment about Rachel implies that his abilities have only been faulty since the legion neared Camp Half-Blood. Ironically, Percy later blames Octavian for Delphi (and therefore Rachel’s abilities) no longer working. Their powers go out simultaneously because they come from the same source.

We also know that Octavian was blessed by Apollo.

“Apollo spoke to me clearly last year at Camp Jupiter! He personally blessed my endeavors.”

(The Blood of Olympus Ch. VI)

Even if that blessing had nothing to do with his prophetic ability, as it seems as if Octavian has been augur for more than a year, it’s significant in that it shows that Apollo recognized and respected Octavian as one of his descendants (before everything went wrong). Being one of the few people to have the power of prophecy would help gaining Apollo’s respect, imo.

TL;DR: The only reason anyone doubts Octavian’s abilities is because the main characters, who canonically hate him and who have made a game of bullying and ignoring him because they don’t like what he has to say, constantly demean and dismiss him.

I’m all for the various interpretations of Octavian that the fandom has made, don’t get me wrong, but I am so tired of the stuffed animals thing. Can we please put it to rest?

#heroes of olympus #hoo #hoo octavian #filodox!#like seriously there are so many reasons you could hate Octavian #and so many reasons you could read him as mentally ill #but this is not one of them !#it's not that deep !#if anything the depth here is in how it reflects on the protags' behavior !#ffs I'm sorry but damn

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gayoperatorgunclub · 4 years

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ULTIMATE SHIP MEME: MontaDoc Edition? Pretty please? Or any MontaDoc content. I crave it. Much 💕

of course!!!!!!! sorry this has taken so long, but i sincerely hope you enjoy it!!! 💝💝💝

General:

How long will they last? - for fucking EVER!!!!!!

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - two words: mutual. pining. this period, often referred to as the “Beginning of Operation: T.E.A.M. D.A.D.S. (Temporary Employment As Masters of Dad And Dad Sweethearts)” however, unbeknownst to anybody else in rainbow, by the time Operation: T.E.A.M. D.A.D.S. had begun, gustave and gilles had already been together for a couple of years. how did they actually get together? about six months after the GIGN joined rainbow, gustave was in the middle of a mountain of paperwork when he heard someone clear their throat. he spun around to scold whoever it was for coming to medbay when they were sick (despite the fact that he was coming down with a nasty cold), only to be greeted with gilles leaning nonchalantly against the doorframe. “gustave. you look as though you’re about to meet death for dinner. how can you expect to take care of others when you’re not taking care of yourself?” gustave just sighed and shook his head, muttering something about leaving him be for another couple hours so he could finish his paperwork, but gilles has other ideas. in mere moments, gustave goes from standing over his desk, organizing some files, to being held in gilles’ big strong arms. “wh- gilles! i-” he was cut off by his own yawn, and gilles smiled at him fondly. gustave felt himself blush, and he squirmed a little, but let gilles carry him to the GIGN quarters. as soon as it seemed like gilles was going to leave, gustave pulled him down for a kiss, then pushed their foreheads together and whispered “you’re going to carry me all this way and not even stay to make sure i don’t go back to my office?” gilles just grinned at him, climbing into bed beside him and wrapping his arms around him.

How was their first kiss? - ROMANTIQUE! and smelling of sickness but what can you do

Wedding:

Who proposed? - monty!! he decided to cook a romantic candlelit dinner at their apartment, and when he sees gustave come home from work, all ragged and exhausted, yet still with a glimmer of determination and subtle joy, he says the first thing that comes to mind: “will you marry me?” gustave froze, his cheeks still rosy and his hair sprinkled with snowflakes. “will i what?” gilles realized his mistake and flushed, stammering a response before gustave was standing in front of him, staring at him scrutinizingly. “gilles.” he started, reaching to intertwine their hands, bring them between their chests, “what did you say?” gilles gulped, then steeled himself and got down on one knee. “gustave kateb. love of my life, light of my days. the man i want to wake up next to every day for the rest of my life. the man who i adore with every fiber of my being. would you do me the honor of being my husband?”

Who is the best man/men? - for monty: bandit! for doc: lion (everyone but them thought it was a joke until the day of the wedding). dominic and olivier’s dual best man speech is the stuff of legends. there were tears, there was laughter, and there was an almost excessive amount of thinly-veiled sexual innuendos at various people in attendance (including both grooms; the best men were both drunk of their asses)

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - they actually fight over who gets to pick twitch! meanwhile rook is in the background like D: (don’t worry, it’s decided that he and twitch will be ring bearer and flower girl respectively) for monty: dokkaebi. for doc: finka

Who did the most planning? - they both did! though gustave focused on food and flowers, and gilles focused on the guest list and the venue (but they ran things by each other before any final decisions were made)

Who stressed the most? - gilles! he was so worried about their families not getting along that he actually prepared a “leave my husband and his family alone or so help me i will never speak to you again” speech

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - gilles’ racist, homophobic, french nationalist uncle (no one in the family likes him, so it wasn’t a big loss) (this uncle also made a surprise appearance at the family dinner where gilles introduced gustave to the rest of his family, and started yelling about “godamn immigrants” and other such bigotted statements, before gilles’ sister physically dragged him out of the house and threw him out the door. afterwards, up in the guest bedroom, gilles quietly tells gustave that it’s okay if he wants to leave, or break up, or anything, and gustave just laughs and tells him that if he wasn’t prepared for family members to express their distaste, he wouldn’t be dating a white man. he pressed a kiss to gilles’ temple, before whispering “although, he was right about my being an immigrant; it’s just that i was born in Paris and immigrated with my family to algeria, not the other way around. A for effort, though”)

Sex:

Who is on top? - gilles!!!! although gustave will occassionally ride him 👀👀👀

Who is the one to instigate things? - gustave is lowkey horny 24/7, but if gilles walks in on him bending over to get something from a cabinet, or tilting his head all the way back while drinking from his water bottle, thereby showcasing the way his throat moves as he swallows, he will lose his shit

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - okay i’m gonna change this one to an explanation of some things from below. i personally think doc lowkey a freak, and gilles is happy to oblige him if that’s what his lapin wants (although he’s not entirely sure how he feels about this “overstimulation” and “post-orgasm torture” and “cock & ball torture” stuff. specifically, he’s not sure he likes hurting gustave, but, while he probably won’t admit it out loud, he secretly adores making gustave cry. when he’s so helpless and powerless and mindless, and he’s begging for something, but for what he doesn’t really know. maybe it’s the knowledge that gilles is in complete control, that gustave trusts him to do this, to make him hurt and cry and just melt, the knowlege that gustave is completely reliant on him for his pleasure, his pain, and everything in between. it’s a heady thing, and gilles isn’t sure how he feels about it, but he’s pretty sure the warmth in his chest and the warmth in his gut are good signs

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - unless they’re doing some of the things mentioned above, or mayhaps some denial 👀👀👀 then yeah, everyone gets the same. they’re very considerate when they’re just doing vanilla

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children: btw, the rest of this is kinda set in a post-retirement au (idrk i just want them to have a farm and be peaceful). give it whatever context u want tho, i was just havin fun

How many children will they have? - they will have four cats and a dog, as well as 2 horses, a donkey, 5 cows, an alpaca, a rabbit, some ducks, a flock of sheep and goats, and the occasional visit from a herd of deer from the forest surrounding their little farm

How many children will they adopt? - since humans CANNOT, i repeat, CANNOT, give birth to the animals listed above, they’re all adopted

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - no one. the animals potty train themselves

Who is the stricter parent? - gilles sneaks them treats while gustave lectures them about dietary habits, so take your pick

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - whenever gilles leaves to run errands, one of the goats goes into a depression so deep and miserable that they’re utterly inconsolable until he comes back. once they hear the sound of the car in the driveway, this lil goat, lovingly named “Bastard” by gustave, will climb onto the roof of the house and scream his joy over gilles’ return to the heavens

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - they tag team on things like feeding the animals and cleaning out the barn, but gustave is much more organized about it

Who is the more loved parent? - the cats, dog, one of the horses, donkey, alpaca, rabbit, goats (except for Bastard), and deer all prefer gustave, though gilles is adequate in the event that gustave is busy with something else (although the alpaca and donkey hate his guts, and will escape their pastures to break into the house and be near gustave. gilles maintains that they’re both devil-spawn, but gustave says he’s just being dramatic and that Thamin (alpaca) and Albalatin (donkey) are complete angels who could do no wrong)

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - animals have NOT unionized. yet.

Who cried the most at graduation? - idk if this counts, but when Bastard finally figured out how to get himself down from the roof after getting himself onto it, gilles cried for an hour

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - gilles lowkey does whenever thamin and albalatin escape to go out into the world and commit crimes, but only to make sure his husband doesn’t get upset when he finds out his precious creatures are hell beasts. certainly not out of anything resembling tolerance or *shudder* like

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - gustave, but gilles can make a mean bowl of cereal

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - gustave. gilles will eat something straight from the garden and gustave is like “DID YOU CHECK IF IT WAS RIPE?????? YOU COULD DIE FROM THAT YOU KNOW, THEN WHERE WOULD I BE???”

Who does the grocery shopping? - gustave. gilles is something of a hermit in their town, and people often remark about the “sweet, kind doctor and his utter brick wall of a husband”

How often do they bake desserts? - whenever Bastard goes a day without doing something Bastardous

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - both lowkey prefer salad, since they care for many animals that would often get used for their meat, and they can’t bear to think about hurting any of their babies

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - gilles. the people in town helped him when he burst into the little grocery store all panicked like “I NEED TO MAKE MY HUSBAND A SURPRISE DINNER BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE”

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - gustave. gilles like being at home, but city-boy over here thinks that restaurants are a weekly luxury

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - neither. it was thamin and albalatin, attempting to frame gilles for yet another felony

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - gustave. everything is color coded. sex toys included

Who is really against chores? - gilles. gustave films him whenever he actually does clean and yells things like “go white boy go!!” and sends them to twitch for her T.E.A.M. D.A.D.S. scrapbook

Who cleans up after the pets? - they both do, but gilles gets stuck with shit duty more often than not

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - gilles, once. gustave walked in, sniffed the air, then glared at him until he actually swept whatever it was up and threw it away

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - gustave “we can’t have guests over, the house is a mess” kateb

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Bastard. he then proceeded to eat it

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - gustave and his hour-long skincare routine

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - gustave, bc sadiqi the dog (not to be confused with sadiqi the kitten), or Big Sadiqi (kitten sadiqi is Little Sadiqi) is his, gilles, and he will not allow his precious boy to be influenced by such creatures as Bastard

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they get little sweaters for the animals. that is all

What are their goals for the relationship? - joke: gustave always says “the White Man’s money” despite the fact that his family is richer than gilles’. woke: mutual happiness, comfort, and healing

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - gustave. after 11 am, thamin and albalatin decide they’ve had enough and break in to lay down on the bed next to him. gilles banishes himself to the couch for a week

Who plays the most pranks? - Bastard, thamin, and albalatin. although gustave did dye the sheep’s wool (while it was still attached to them) different colors and patterns and, for the ones who were perfectly content to sit still and be held, replicas of famous paintings (his favorite artist is monet, in case you forgot that he’s french)

#ask #r6scaliber #r6s doc #r6s montagne #doc/montagne #ass alert!#thank you for interacting!

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rottingacademia · 4 years

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17 QUESTIONS TAG

i was tagged by @neophillims to do this (thank you for that btw <3)

Nickname ; Linc or Taboo (My full name is Lincoln)

Astrological Sign ; Libra

Height ; 5′6 or 167cm

Hogwarts House ; Slytherin, if you say its the “evil” or “villain” house I will choke you with a harp string

Last Thing I Googled ; I don’t use google but the last thing was “how long does it take for mushrooms to grow”

Song In Your Head ; Kick in the eye by Bauhaus and some The Smiths song I can’t recall the name of

Following and Followers ; (I’m not new to tumblr this account is just new) I follow 37 people and have 7 followers as of now

Amount of Sleep ; 10-12 hours a day

Lucky Number ; 17 and/or 3

Dream Job ; Writing scripts for movies

Wearing ; Black turtle neck sweater (might be one size too big for me), skeleton pj pants, and thick socks

Favourite Songs ; Soul Sucking Jerk (Beck), Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (Elton John), I’m Still Standing (also Elton), Honky Cat (also also Elton John) Winning (The Sound), Hide In Your Shell (Supertramp), The Logical Song (Also Supertramp), Nineteen Hundred and Eighty Five (Wings), People Are Strange (The Doors), Stuck in The Middle With You (Stealers Wheel [curse you Tarantino] ) Everything Turns Grey (Agent Orange), Blood Stains (Agent Orange again) Kool Thing (Sonic Youth), In Jeopardy (Roger Hodgson), any song by the Dead Kennedys and Bauhaus.

Instruments ; Piano for 2 years now but I’m not good at it

Random Fact ; Technically vampires can be seen in “modern” mirrors now. Back when that myth was created mirrors were backed with silver thus creating the myth, but now we don’t use silver in mirrors what so ever so vampires would be able to see their reflections

Favourite Authors ; Oscar Wilde (cliche I know,) Robert Frost, and Orwell

Favourite Animals : Deer, Bears, Bats, Sheep, Goats, Snakes, Blood Vultures, Rabbits, Rats/Mice, Raccoons, Cats (big or small), Highland Cows, also albino anything,

Aesthetic ; Anything and everything vamperic, hundreds of worn out books in shelves stacked to the ceiling. More candles than electric light, all light is soft here. Shelves dedicated to nothing but journals filled cover to cover with writings about anything. Strong liquor poured in fancy glasses late at night. If you’re not dressed to the nines for any occasion then you’re under-dressed. Massive dinner parties held for only the closest of friends. Be kind but only when the person deserves it. Lonely piano song echoing through a large, dimly lit mansion. What’s the point in being immortal if you don’t flirt at least once with everyone you’ve met? The sound of heavy rain hitting thick stained glass with occasional thunder and lightning.

Tagging ; I’m tagging @curatorem @anicemurder @brandwhiskey and @bondsmagii (though anyone can do this post idrc)

#not aesthetic #tagged in

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lykoi · 4 years

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@ravensknowledge tagged me for this, so here I go! (Thank you btw <3)

Rules: answer the 20 questions, then tag 20 bloggers you’d like to get to know better

1. Name: Devon

2. Nickname: I have had a lot of nicknames, but most of them feel irrelevant now since they haven't been used in years. The only ones that are still in use are Wavey and Ducks (from my mom) and Lady/Ladyfishpup (from my wife).

3. Zodiac sign: Libra Sun, Taurus Moon, Libra Rising

4. Height: 5’7"ish

5. Languages: English and a love hate relationship with Duolingo

6. Nationality: American

7. Favourite season: Always torn between Spring and Fall.

8. Favourite flowers: I don't know enough about flowers to have a real opinion on this. XD I like most of the ones I see.

9. Favourite scent: This changes a lot, but right now it's the Hibiscus Guava spray and lotion BBW brought back for like 2 seconds after years of it being unavailable.

10. Favourite colour: Whenever I get this question I always think "Dusty Blue" and googling that wasn't quite right, but close enough. Something like this: https://images.delphiglass.com/image_1500/215009.jpg

11. Favourite animal: Childhood go to was wolves and it's as good an answer as any. XD Broadly speaking I like most animals, but ones that I seek out pictures of and give me the most joy are wolves, dogs, cats, frogs, horses, goats, and pangolins.

12. Favourite fictional characters: I started to type some of my answers but found that I like groups of characters and hate separating them because part of what makes them so great is what the bring out in each other, so bear with me. Daine Sarrasri and Numair Salmalin Keladry of Mindelan and Nealan of Queenscove The Gangsey The 6 of Crows crew ..... it would be cheating to just say "The Noldor", huh? Very difficult not to put some of my wife and my roommate’s OCs on here adkjhasdsjh

13. Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate?: I like coffee and tea about the same when it comes to taste, I just have coffee more often because I feel like it does a better job of waking me up. I like hot chocolate but have a harder time drinking hot drinks in general, whereas coffee and tea can be cold.

14. Average sleep hours: Hmmmmmmmm average? Probably evens out to 7. Can vary drastically.

15. Dog or cat person: Both, and I do miss having both.

16. Number of blankets you sleep with: One, I don't like getting weighed down or tangled up. When I'm too cold I put on the heating pad.

17. Dream trip: I want to do so much travelling that all the trips I want to go on are duking it out in my head. (such a libra amirite) Gonna go with Ireland & Scotland

18. Blog established: I joined tumblr to scroll through X-Men First Class art, so that was 2011, also the year I met my wife!

19. Followers: Mmmm it *says* 279 but I'm pretty sure the vast majority of those are spam or porn bots I've blocked.

20. Random fact: I'm going to go home to LA for the first time in 5 years in about a month and it's almost all I can think about so you get to think about it now, too Not gonna tag anyone because I’m a coward! Please consider yourself tagged if you see this and think ‘huh I want to do this’

#lykoi rants

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anthonypanics · 5 years

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Thank you for tagging me @p-r-i-c-e-r !

Nickname: I’ve got nothing that stuck. So... open for suggestions?

Zodiac sign: Leo (Greek), Fire Rat (Chinese)

Height: uh... 5′4′’??? All I know is I’m not tall.

Hogwarts House: A Proud Muggle... Ditch that Sorcerer noise

Last thing I googled: other than dndbeyond... The Book of Eli. I was talking with a friend about apocalypse movies and they mentioned that movie.

Favorite musicians: Hozier, Gorillaz, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Neil Cicierega/Lemon Demon

Song stuck in my head: usually Vengabus, lately it’s been Would That I - Hozier (a great song to run to BTW)

Following: 2056

Followers: a stagnant 957

Do I get asks? Not lately. And that’s fine by me.

Amount of sleep: anywhere from 7 to 8. It’s getting better.

What am I wearing? Adventure time mega shirt, Grey work pants, Glasses, 3 or 4 Hair Ties

Dream job: Game Designer, Animator, Voice Actor

Dream trip: Irland, Japan, some Scandinavian place, somewhere cool and different

Instruments: I own a guitar and a keyboard but haven’t made time to learn them.

Languages: English. I tired to learn other languages, but haven’t made good time for them.

10 Favorite Songs: (at the moment, Hozier’s gonna be most of it)

In the Woods Somewhere - Hozier

The Great Below - Nine Inch Nails

Cabinet Man - Lemon Demon

TRANZ - Gorillaz

Hellbent - Mystery Skulls

U got that - Halogen

Hazey - Glass Animals

Would That I - Hozier

NFWMB - Hozier

Arsonist Lullaby - Hozier

Random Fact: I was born a mutant with polydactyly on my feet

My aesthetic: Imagine a werewolf trying to be chill... I think that sums me up good. Also goats, deer, cows, and mild paganism and ocultism fits in with my moods. Yellows, Oranges, Purples, and Blues also fits I think.

I tag @catmemer @furbearingbrick and I guess if my other mutuals want to, they can do this.

#I did my best here and that's what counts #I should talk with more mutuals

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miscellaneousmoontoffee · 5 years

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MoonToffee A monster in Paris AU

The full timeline and some notes ( contains swearing and gets kinda lazy towards the end! ) (( another note Chauncey although mentioned sometimes doesn’t come up much in the AU cause there wasn’t much need, so sorry pig-goat lovers! ))

Characters

- Moon = Lucille - Toffee = Francoeur ( both monsters toffee's just a lot more cunning but I think in this AU he's going to be a lot more open and slightly naive because of the circumstances ) - River = Raoul / Emile ( Raoul's place in the story-ish and Emile's more cautious behavior but without his romance of Maud. ) - Mina = Victor ( the antagonist that's pretty full of themselves and could potentially/go mad, I think they fit each other pretty well ) - No one = Maud ( since river is going to be following after Raoul in terms of loving Moon/Lucille there is no need for a Maud plus no one really fits her much anyway ) - Count Mildrew = Albert ( both background characters and kinda up their respective asses ) - A solarian soldier = Pate ( Pate is the inspector/right hand man of Victor btw ) - Comet = Carlotta ( both the main female leads mum/mother figure ) - Chauncey = Charles ( Chauncey in this AU of course still belongs to moon but she tells him to keep an eye on the river, plus she lets him hang out with the professor cause they both have fun together, aka the prof needed a smart animal companion (( mad scientist aesthetic man )) and Chauncey wanted more food than moon gave him )

Loose plot

- River wakes up daydreaming about being together with moon then is like oh i forgot something ( you can choose what he forgot ) so he goes downstairs. - his dad is like "hey son can you help me run some errands?" obviously this was not a question so river hops in his dad's car and they drive off to do the thing. - his dad drops him off at the lab to deliver some eggs and says he needs to go do some other task and that hes gonna go and he will pick him up when hes done, and River is like "dad I’m just giving some dude eggs i can go with ya" - so his dad goes well actually the guy is out of the country and hes sure they dude wouldn't mind if river went in and looked around, wink wink nudge nudge. - river gets the message and his dad drives away. - He goes in and is like okay I'm glad I went to do chores today this is awesome, and then a pig starts chewing on his trousers and hes like " Chauncey?? what are you doing, does moon know you're here?!?" and Chauncey says nothing cause he's a pig but he tries to push river to the exit but river doesn’t pick up on this hint. - so river goes "Oooh do you wanna explore with me little buddy?" and Chauncey is like 'no leave' but river goes into the lab anyway. - the look around for a bit and river starts drawing stuff that looks cool ( the drawing is bad but he wants to remember what stuff looks like ) -he finds some potions and is like "ooh I wonder what they do???" so tests one out on a seed that says "instant growth potion " on a label. - it of course grows and he's like wow but walks back to see it better and knocks some potions over. - Chauncey goes to try and stop the potions but steps on a lizards tail and it gets scared and runs under where the potions are falling ( river of course doesn't notice this ) - crash, boom, smoke! - river gets up and sees the shadow of a lizard man and is like " AHHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" so it runs away so river draws it before he forgets then runs out to the front to get home, not caring that his dad said he would pick him up he's not waiting for that thing to get him! - unfortunately he drops a handkerchief which crudely had his name stitched into it and leaves back to his house. - A couple of days pass and the lizard monster starts showing up in the papers. - an investigation is started over the mysterious explosion at the lab and the new monster that appeared the very same night. - the cheif investigator tells mina loveberry 'bout this and she's like "yes, now is my chance to rise to the top!" - they look around and find River's handkerchief.

- Cut to moon, and her club is looking for a new act/singer and it's not going well. - so one of the waiters, a real smug bastard, is auditioning and it's just him singing badly about how amazing he is and telling her that she's welcome for the free performance of a god. - and she's like "yeah... no thanks I don't really think the club is really the right fit for you." - so hes like " FINE I'M TOO TALENTED FOR THIS LITTLE CLUB I'LL GO FORM MY OWN CLUB! ( *bender voice* with blackjack and hookers! ) - so she's like " yep you are way too good for us, I worry if you joined I would be out of a job. goodbye now! " - Cue Mildrew seeing toffee and freaking out trying to go back in but still being really vain ( ' PLEASE LET ME IN I'LL EVEN SIGN YOU AN AUTOGRAPH!!! ' ) - It doesn't work out so he jumps a nearby fence and books it. - Toffee is like what is that awful ringing noise is it this? and then proceeds to ring the doorbell a million times just too ' make sure it's this '. - So Moon opens the finally all like " YES Mildrew what is it- of holy fudging schnitzels " - she accidentally hits it with the door and is apologizing profusely as she goes to help the ' person ' up. - sees its the lizard person and freaks out, bolts and locks the door. - hears it singing a sad song ( more bitter about the people than the original though ) and is like oh it can talk???? also it has a godly voice???? - she gets an umbrella and tentatively opens the door and apologizes and welcomes this creature in out the rain. - he is suspicious but goes in anyway because its better than freezing to death in the rain - so she awkwardly starts conversation " Soo I'm sorry about hitting you with the door and leaving like that, I just got a bit.... panicked. but might as well start with names, mines moon " - and he just kinda sits there and she picks up that ‘oops he doesn't have one’ so she looks around and is like I have to call him something. - then she looks at a box of toffees a fan had given her and is like " Since you don't seem to have a name would you like me to call you toffee? I'm not the best with names but I need to call you something. " - so he goes ok, and she says that if he wants to stay in Paris he should probably have a disguise.

-cut back to river and someone knocks on his door. - he goes and opens it and it reveals officers who see his drawing of the monster in the lab on his wall and he is arrested. - they bring him to mina, and he starts pleading not to go to prison and that it was all an accident. - ( they also brought Chauncey who was staying with River) - he panicking blames the pig and chauncy narrows his eyes as this will be remembered for later.... - Mina tells him not to worry and that by creating a monster he has actually helped her in one of her secret projects and she gives him a badge of honor. - River leaves and then is like "now that I have this badge I have the confidence to go to one of moons shows and maybe I can try and woo her with my badge!" - so he goes to see her and due to the fact that Mildread is still pissed at moon he gives river the best seats in the house cause he is bad at revenge, so river thinks its his lucky day! - he sees the show and was hypnotized by moons song so he decides to push his luck by going to talk to her back stage. - during the time river was being arrested moon got to see a lot of what Toffee could do and who he is;

. he has a pretty wry sense of humor . he is rather naive in the way of society and social cues . he's also really smart and a quick learner . she also gives him his disguise ( his hair isn't a wig ) . he is pretty fuckin' strong . really stubborn . takes a while for him to trust her but when he does he's pretty clingy . he is vain about his hair and constantly brushes it to lay flat, it always curls at the ends anyway. . he REALLY likes suits. and is rather cuddly.

- so the performance is about to start but he doesn't want to leave her side and sit with the band so cue the scene in the movie. - they actually perform and they end up dancing together on stage, and she refuses to admit to her self that her face felt a little warm when he looked at her with such a loving look while dancing. - back to after the performance and river comes over nervously to congratulate her for the awesome performance, and goes to shake toffee's hands when he spots his tail. - he shrieks and moon puts her hand over his mouth and drags him and toffee back to her dressing room. - she tries to tell him that she knows he's the monster and he's not awful at all. - but river starts freaking out so she slaps him and tells him to get a grip man! - he calms down a little but is still like how are you so calm - so moon tells him why toffee is not dangerous and he calms down properly. - unfortunately for them Mildrew overhears and he now has a better idea for revenge against moon...

- the police arrive soon moon leaves to greet them and try to distract them, while river has to hide toffee. - so Moon goes to the door and is like " oh Mina I wasn't expecting you, what are you doing here? " - And Mina's like " sorry mud sister but this is serious business, where are you hiding it? " - and Moons like fuck she already knows its here somewhere. so she plays dumb " hiding what? I don't have anything to hide. " ( as she sweats bullets ) - and Mina already knowing that moons lying just barges through with the inspector and the 'troops' - Mina instantly tries to go to moons dressing room but moon cuts her off " okay Mina I'm sorry but if you go in there we can't be mud sisters it's a blatant breach of my privacy. " - and Mina calls her bluff and goes in anyway. - Moon is like fuck everything's over they found him... crud. - so when she goes in to make her last stand she is surprised that they are nowhere to be found, and so is Mina. ( surprised that is ) - the inspector comes in and says they haven't found anything so Mina stands silently for a while then goes and pleads to moon to be mud sisters again. - moon still a bit high on adrenaline from then panic says yes just to get her out of the room and they leave after arresting Mildrew for basically pissing Mina off. - moon sighs and says that they can come out and the cost is clear after Mina and the others leave. - she then gets spooked as toffee pops out of her piano, so she lends him a hand and then checks to make sure nothing's broken in her piano. ( storing lizard men in your pianos isn’t a good for pianos kids ) - river then falls down the chimney coughing from all the soot and toffee warily gives him a hand up. ( the start of a beautiful friendship! )

- the next day Mina opens the Montmartre Funicular ( its a escalator/elevator thing on a hill I think ) - the trio ( plus Chauncey ) planned last night that they are going to fake toffee's death on the opening day so people won't look for him and he can live a normal life. - so Mina introduces moon who is going to sing for the opening. - so halfway through singing river loudly shouts " oh my god it's the monster oooh nooo! " - so the crowd starts panicking and Mina is like ' It’s my time to shine! ' - then Toffee hops down and picks up moon bridal style and roars viciously - and moon is all like " oh noooo it's got me, whatever shall I do? " - one of the 'soldiers' tries to shoot toffee but Mina tells him not to as he could hit her blood sister. - then she remembers that river had conveniently given some ' anti monster grenade ' earlier so she throws it and smoke spreads everywhere. - when the smoke clears the monster is gone and the crowd rejoices their savior (the crowd lead by river and moon of course ) - but then Mina spots a scarf caught in the trapdoor and opens it to reveal toffee.

- moon freaks out so her and river shout at toffee to run, as they themselves make a break for it. - river had conveniently brought his dads car/van to get there ( with his dad's permission of course ) so they hopped in and booked it as toffee went the other way so there would be less people chasing him. - luckily Chauncey had already been waiting in the car so they didn't need to wait for him to get in. - so they speed down the street narrowly avoiding obstacles, one of which ended up making river loose his ' fashionable ' straw coat to a horse. - unfortunately for them a hook ends up grabbing their car and they look up and who is it other than Mina and an exhausted looking soldier peddling their FREAKING AIRSHIP LIKE MINA YOU REALLY DIDN'T NEED A WHOLE FUC- - so moon has to climb out and try and get rid of it cause river is driving. - unfortunately for her it's way to heavy and she almost ends up falling off several times, but fortunately ( finally something good for these poor characters ) toffee was making his getaway very near to them so he hopped down on the cars bonnet to help moon pull off the hook. - but because things can never be easy it doesn't work and Mina ends up lifting the car off the ground. ( also moon falls back onto toffee's chest, cue blushy blushy BS when they think back on this at a later date,a scenario which I have obviously not written ) - so they are currently panicking as moon and toffee precariously make their way back inside the van so when they inevitably fall they won’t be as injured. - so Mina drops them in to the seine to try and drown toffee, currently forgetting that her mud sister ( however traitorous she may be ) was in there. - luckily when they start sinking river's father had been planning a boating trip so he had oars in the back. - they paddle to the Eiffel tower before they drown and make it, only loosing River's dad's car along the way. which in the end maybe worse than drowning in the long run. ( for River at least )

- river mourns the car and they make their way up the tower unsure what to really do now other than try and get as far away from Mina as possible. - Mina shoots the airship and she lands on the Eiffel tower, the soldier only just making it out alive by jumping into the seine. - the trio reaches the top when toffee starts to feel weak and moon notices that a lot of his scales are falling off, and she gets worried but slings his arm over her shoulder and asks river to help her carry him to the top. - they are almost at the top when they are stopped when moon placed toffee down for a bit to rest her arms and she hears a gun click. - Mina demands they hand over the monster and toffee makes a run for it up a ladder to the very top of the tower, so Mina brushes harshly past moon to run after toffee. - unfortunately for moon she was standing too close to an edge and got pushed over but managed to grab the edge. - so river goes to try and help moon but somehow also falls over, hanging only onto a spare belt he tried to lower down. ( hey it’s always handy to have a spare belt y’know? ) - luckily they forgot Chauncey was there because he was trailing behind them the whole way up the tower, so he pulls them both up and moon rushes for the ladder after hugging River and Chauncey. - River goes up too but a bit slower and more careful, after almost falling to his death he didn’t really wanna take another chance after all. - Moon goes up there only to see toffee get shot by Mina and fall to a lower level. - before Mina can look over and make sure he's dead the police inspector comes over and arrests her after the ‘soldier’ who was peddling the airship called the other police officers to arrest Mina for leaving him for dead. - moon vaguely sees this but doesn't stick around long, she rushes back down past river (who had only just gotten up here) to find where toffee fell. - she only found his clothes and no body. - It doesn't really register that he could have escaped because of the shock so she just cries - river finds her and comforts her and she brings the clothes back to her dressing room as to not forget him.

- the next day she realizes she has to perform but she is still overcome by grief, so she picks up his scarf to at least wear if she has to perform when she feels wiggling. - she carefully unwinds the scarf and inside there is a lizard. a lizard missing its middle finger. - overwhelmed by joy she tells river and him and Chauncey go to get a potion that will turn him back to his bipedal form permanently. - so he turns back and after hugging him really hard and him apologizing ( what for though? upsetting her? IDK ask him ) she asks if he wants to go sing with her and he says yes. - they perform and at the almost end of the dance she kisses him, just a light peck but a kiss none the less. - river is semi-heart broken yet had kind of seen it coming for a while now. - and toffee goes beet red as the crowd whistles. - while her mum squeals that her baby had finally found a partner! - END

Notes + extras

- Moon cuts off toffees finger when she was cooking with him at one point but then constantly apologizes for it later, he of course forgives her but she does it anyway and he likes making little jokes and jabs at her about it. - Although when we first see River it looks like he's bad with the cold due to the amount of clothes he's wearing, he is actually really good with the cold and was constantly almost overheating but wanted to impress moon with clothing items that his friends told him were cool. of course they weren't very cool all in one outfit. - when toffee first transformed he got his hair, he doesn't know where from but he thinks there may have been some hair on the floor when he got hit by the potion. - Moon takes star's role as Mina's mud sister since star isn't here in this AU. - cause river was distracted when he was watching moon performance before he knew toffee he didn't see the way they ( moon + toffee ) looked at each other but looking back he can definitely see 'it'. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - due to the potion making toffee human it also increased his regenerative ability from being a lizard to new heights ( for example, if an ant were human sized it would have super strength ) (( no this doesn’t really come into play into the story )) - after the kiss on stage Toffee and moon share another kiss in her dressing room ( nothing like that get your mind out of the gutter! ) - Chauncey was staying with River before he got arrested because when he left the lab scared he brought him so he wouldn't get hurt but then was too shy to give him back to Moon. - Mina calls the police her ' troops ' in reference to the solarian warriors. possibly why no one wants her as mayor...

#whoops accidentally posted this on my main!#but thanks to everyone who told me they wanted to see this #I wouldn't have been motivated enough to post this if not for you #Ps yes they got togther in the end I wanted a happy ending #also sorry for any typos #or plotholes #moontoffee #moon #toffee #svtfoe #a monster in paris

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jadeowl19 · 5 years

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21questions!

First of all thank you SO much for the tags!!!!!!

@ploogaumm @karmagrind and @hannahsecretchamber ((hehe I LOVE sending you asks btw)) by reading this I got to know so much about you guys?? I love it.

1. Nicknames: Well, my nickname has been JADE for, I dont know.... about 7years or so, on every sns my nickname is JADE ??

2. Zodiac Sign : Capricorn/ Sea goat (whatever that is))

3. Height : 160cm

4. Hogwarts House : Ravenclaw

5. Last thing I googled : How to make aesthetics 😊😊

6. Favorite musicians : My fav k-pop groups are Blackpink, Shinee and Got7. Other musicians I like are Maroon5, little mix and ONE OK ROCK

7. Song stuck in my head : yuP

8. Following Now : 958..... haha ok, look, the thing is that I've been on tumblr for idk 6?7? Years?? And that means I've started tumblr from a PREEETY young age..? and when I was young I kinda like followed EVERYBLOG THAT I SAW. Soooooo I really tried to unfollow a lot of blogs (mostly anime.......)) so the numbers went down to 2011 > 958 😇😇

9. Following You : 390 followers!!! Thank you so much and WHAT THE HELL I'VE GOT 390 followers..??.?.???????? Oh my GoD

10. Do I get asks : oh man, I get a LOT. I'm so SO grateful?? Everyone of them is about the Coreloius siblings fkskdkd I really think having questions is a good thing because it means I can ellaborate more on them 😌 but like... there's so many? So right now I'm thinking that I need to mix in text answers too 😂😂

11. Amount of sleep : 4 hours

12. Lucky Number : 19!

13. What I’m wearing : a red T-shirt and super fluffy pants with Tom and Jerry on it

14. Dream Job : I want to be a restorer of art. I'm an art student? And I'm really interested in it

15. Dream Trip : Europe. Definitely Europe

16. Favorite Food : Kimchi. Yeah, haha. NOpE. My favrite food is noodles, all sorts of bread and bibimbap

17. Instruments : I played the flute for like 9 years(?)

18. Languages : Korean, English some Japanese

19. Favorite Song : this ONE

20. Random Fact : I'm a student, but I'm the last of my years.....? Huh...I'm been trying to say this in the omnious way possible but it doesn't seem to be working....😂😂

21. Aesthetic : old books, fantasy feels, a dark forest with moonlight shining through the leaves etc etc

#personal questions!!!!#loved answering them

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tiny-ruby-seeds · 6 years

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Been debating on posting this theory for a bit now but I’ve recently decided... You know what?

Why not?

If I’m wrong then I’m wrong. Cool. Worse comes to worse we get to chat about things. And I got a read more as it’s gonna be a long one... Sorry to the Michael stans in advanced...

This may hurt.

Okay... Been rewatching the last episode "Return to the Murder House" as well as "The Morning After" and "Forbidden Fruit" bit lately.

One because JESSICA LANGE IS A BEAST and GODS did I miss Queen Constance Langdon. Two because... Our Return felt... off.

Not because of the slew of Omen references cause that was to be expected. In fact, I was going to be upset if we didn't have on crazy person yell "IT'S ALL FOR YOU MICHAEL!" at least once (which we did btw right before that poor girl got Aztec style sacrificed. Why does it always gotta be the heart? Ouch!). But because I felt like there were holes in Constance's, Ben's, and possibly even Vivian's stories when we compare all of the details Michael himself has said about what he does.

Not big ones but...

Enough that I couldn't help but wonder when rewatching a few times why it bugged me. It took my rewatching "Forbidding Fruit" & "Could it be... Satan?" that it hit me what it was.

Now we've seen Michael kill- like actually without a doubt kill on screen- three times now.

Once the asshole Butcher (seriously, who cares what's she's using it for? It's just a goat's head and if she wants to pay for it, why not?)...

... The second that Cop who was "interrogating" him (more like “beat the hell out him” ), and the third the Cop who saw him escaping (who probably would have posted his and Ariel's pictures Everywhere, let’s be real here). All of whom- Well in Michael's mind- deserved it or did so to protect himself.

Now I know they were throw away characters but... It's curious that we saw it compared to his "earlier" kills.

In fact... Thos earlier kills were right there, right in front of us in all it's shocking & horrifying glory. All of the characters even had lines for goodness sakes.

But some of his big kills this episode... Nothing but dead bodies.

The couple who moved into the house had a few lines, sure, but not enough to really stick out save for "Same-Sex Couple that Bought the house" (I'm not going to touch their sexualities on this theory cause I'm sure there are many rants posted online on this & I cannot say anything that hasn't been said before other than the fact I groaned quite a bit when it happened... Again. Sigh

Anyway...)

We never got a proper introduction to them as Constance, Ben, and possibly Vivian only focused on the end of the encounter. Strange huh? Well...

Of course, we wouldn't see it, the Harmons and Constance are telling their story of this “Terrible Monstrous Boy” killing people (I'm not going to touch the animals in this theory as I think that's purely his demonic nature coming out like a cat, as horrifying as it was & he appears to have stopped after his... Uhh... growth spurt). But we didn't see Constance hire the nanny or bring in the priest & we only saw the ladies who bought the home when they moved in.

So why is that exactly? Is it because they are throw away characters? But even most throwaway characters have a few lines, and the Harmons walked around the house before they bought they didn’t move in right away (although as someone who works in the housing market that purchased bugged the hell out of me but that is something else). So why did we seen them like this in particular?

Well... That’s where things get interesting.

Now we all know the Harmons and Constance are the narrators of this story but- let's be real here- they are the definition of unreliable narrators.

In fact, I would call them Unreliable AF. Ben and Vivian's daughter was dead for weeks until they found out. Constance didn't notice the warning signs with Tate spiraling among a slew of other things until the SWAT team was bursting down his door.

So yeah... un-freaking-reliable.

And, seeing as Michael was so "unnatural and different" (he's a freaking cambion okay? It comes with the territory- Merlin was one too and all the King Arthur stories wax poetic on how freaky his shit was) Of course they would focus on the deaths themselves. However... With what we know on Michael.

It doesn't add up.

I know a bunch of people are going to flood my inbox with the whole "HE'S THE ANTICHRIST" but... Think about it. He's supposed to be the essence of evil, however, he is still part human and humans have free will right? I can’t say I’ve read the whole Bible but from what I’ve gathered that was a major part of the start & another reason the angel’s became jealous and fell after all right? Plus he said himself...

"I've never been a fan of getting my hands dirty..."

So why would he willing get his hands dirty? If there is anything I know about kids its that if they don’t want to do something they will not do it. Period.

Soo... Why would he stab and kill that couple? Why would he kill his nanny and look so proud of being bloody from it of it afterward? Why would he kill that Priest and shrug it off?

Curious.

But I think I may know why...

Michael has stated he has a talent or (as I’d like to call it) a "superpower" of sorts. Maybe it’s because of his demonic heritage, maybe it’s because he’s a child of both the living and the dead and they say in death all of life’s questions are answered (Addy had said she knew what Tate had done via Billie Dean after all). Either way he even gave it a name of sort in calling it a "night vision of the soul"...

...It's how he was able to wind everyone up and watch them go up until a few apples showed up. And it’s this power in particular that when rewatching caught my attention.

Now... we know he's had powers since he was very young if the other little hints of his power as a baby are any hint & from we can gather he age normally for a time and dead flies without their wings when he can barely move his fingers? Come now. So when did this power really awaken?

I think I know when and -In fact- I think we all do...

With the death of his Nanny.

Now I may be going off the rails here but... Stay with me.

I think he may have seen something in his Nanny, Flora thanks to his “Night Vision”. Something that caused him to... react.

We've all heard horror stories of the babysitter being a bad egg and we all know how Ryan loves to play with these old horror stories (uuuh it's in the title, American Horror Story duh!). So what if he saw her doing something?

What if he looked into her soul and saw other kids she's killed and swept under the rug? What if he could sense something terrible?

What if he sensed her about to hurt him and his grandma?

We all know Constance wouldn't have noticed if there was anything wrong, if the nanny doing her job right, she was "the help" after all. And as much as We love Constance...

Yeaah...

That would explain a bit about why little Michael looked so happy as he sat in his rocking chair, why he waved to grandma as if it were no major thing while there was a dead body less then five feet away? After all, he was using his powers in a way she would be sure to call healthy -it wasn't animals anymore after all (thank gods)- and a bad lady who would hurt him and grandma was gone now.

But this wasn't the first time that Michael would have to deal with these particular powers.

Oh no... Michael’s aged overnight and then Constance's "divine intervention" which led to another dead body:

That dead Priest at the edge of Michael's bed.

Yeah...

I don't think I have to get into the current events with the church and the things they've hidden under the rug. Heck, it’s pretty well documented. So can we all really say we would be surprised if Michael sensed something bad there?

And the fact that they were IN MICHAEL'S ROOM especially got me when I started to think about it and... I gotta say I got the shivers from that scene for a very very different reason.

But, like most things with Michael when he really started this power, this gift was uncontrollable. Michael being so young and growing up so soon. What if he couldn't turn it off? Think about it... A Small child in a young man’s body with terrible things were being broadcasted to him and all he knew was how to was react to them like a mirror with light.

"...All people, given the right pressures and stimulus are evil mother fuckers."

I think that's he suddenly attacked Constance as well.

And let's be real here, as much as we love Queen Langdon, her skeleton's have overrun her closet and they are even a few buried in her backyard.

But he gained control, he saw it was his Grandma before him and he looked as horrified as we all felt in that moment (our first watch).

Maybe then he started to realize... He couldn't keep doing this. Attacking people. It was bad... He was becoming like them. And besides... it was grandma and she was nice to him. She loved him & he loved her!

Okay maaaaybe I'm going all fan fiction here but with how he was so heartbroken when he saw her dead, why he blamed himself so much.

Why he said a few words that I may have cried when he said it-

“I’m a monster! Why would you want to help me?!”

Ouch.

Needless to say Ben showing up when he did was probably one of the best things to happen to him for the brief moment. Ben became a father he never had and encouraged him to be good.

But that wasn't the only reason he wanted to be good. The spirits whispered to him...

About his biological father.

Now I honestly don’t think all Tate's actions were not just influenced by the house or the devil here but some were his own (once agian, free will kids). But regardless... Tate had changed. I think losing Violet made him actually change after all he's probably more of a sociopath, and not a psychopath as everything he did was for Violet (it wasn't healthy but he cared about her a hella ton more then the Joker cares for Harley Quinn). He had admitted to all things he did... Once. And maybe the other spirits told him about it.

Kids have a tendency to want to be like their parents and I could see him all but worshipping Tate. If his “father” changed, maybe he could too? Maybe he could be good one day? Maybe he could accept people and all the ugly parts of them?

Ben thought he could do it.

So maybe his "dad" could too?

Well... of course, we all know how well THAT turned out.

Sigh

Tate...

You're an interesting, multi-layered, and complicated character and I love you for it but... YOU. ARE. A.GREAT. BIG. BAG. OF. DICKS.

Freaking hell dude

Anyway, Michael spiraled downwards and pretty hardcore.

Like Ben said, all of the dark parts of the house started to whisper to him and he followed suit...

However, that part with Elizabeth Short gave me some pause that he was 100% gone with how our “The Black Dahlia“ was at the end of season 1 (Hell she was pretty ecstatic she became a famous murder victim). She probably asked him to recreate the moment she “Became Somebody” & the kid probably thought he was doing her a favor as it made the pretty lady happy (Kids are weird bro, part demon or no). But I doubt Ben knows about that bit.

He only said what he saw.

Didn't exactly ask Micheal on the "why" here and I have to admit I headdesked as he DIDN'T TEAR MICHAEL AWAY. Cause...

SERIOUSLY?

Aren’t you supposed to be a better parent then you are a therapist?!

Ugghhhhhh

And then... The biggest hole in this slew of flashbacks happened.

The new couple showed up and bought the house.

Now we saw them how Ben saw them, not how Michael did. We saw a nice same-sex couple. But...

Who knows what Michael saw?

We didn’t see them look at the house or buy it... Only after they moved in. So there’s a part missing in this story.

Whatever it was something that really really set him off, he was waiting for them when they moved in, dressed in latex & did the one thing he hated to do...

...Get his hands dirty.

But he didn't stop there.

When Ben said they would be trapped in the house forever... What did Michael do?

He destroyed them entirely (or so it looks like of course, I was getting some hardcore "Drag me to Hell" vibes TBH but that's just me) in such a venomous way I was reminded instantly of the cop in the police station.

Do we know why he did it?

Do we know how he found out the house was going to be sold?

Nope.

Ben kinda missed that detail entirely. Interesting seeing as the kid was kinda a squatter at this point. But with the relish, Michael had when he did it... I wonder.

What gets's me the most about that particular scene is how Michael looked so hurt when Ben said he was a “lost cause” and gave up on him.

He had mentioned in "Could it Be... Satan?" he Miss Mead had been the one person who hadn’t betrayed him.

Did Ben know something more... Did he neglect in saying something to Madison & Behold? Would it really surprise you all if maybe he had? Ben has a glorious track record for doing the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Either way Michael was alone.

For the first time.

Told by another person he was a lost cause...

Evil.

And my guess as to why:

Because he could see the evil in others.

Imagine his surprise when a group of people come to his door at night and all but worship him & be willing to show him the so-called truth cause you know he knew he was different at this point?

They did terrible things sure, but they were kind to him. His Grandma had done the same but she hadn't accepted him. These people did, and they were willing to do something bad so he could know what they knew...

It was probably the first time anyone had really done anything for him....

... And when he bit into the heart of that girl...

Well...

That was all she wrote.

He was told he was evil so many times... He started to believe it. And hearing his so-called "true father's" voice...

Now keep in mind this is all a theory and maybe, I’m reading into nothing. Seeing shapes in smoke but...

Cody has said a few times that the first few episodes gave certain things away. And well all know Ryan has a tendency to make us feel sorry for some of the most horrifying people ever. I won’t be surprised if he turns the Antichrist into something equally tragic. His own version of Lucifer’s fall and... Maybe his redemption as well. I guess we’ll find out as we continue on.

But... TLDR-

I don’t we got the whole story from the Murder House, not with how important it is to Michael’s character. There are two sides to every story. Don’t consider us “Murder House” survivors just yet...

It’s only a matter of time until we have to go back and I get the feeling more Michael back story is gonna hurt...

#michael langdon #constance langdon #ben harmon #vivien harmon #tate langdon #ahs theories

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champofpallet · 5 years

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——— BASICS! ♡

NAME! ♡ Ash PRONOUNS! ♡ She/her/hers ZODIAC SIGN! ♡ Capricorn/the goat TAKEN OR SINGLE! ♡ Single

——— THREE FACTS! ♡

1! ♡ I’m sometimes very busy since I work a lot, but I always try to respond as soon as I can. That is if my activity page dosen’t lose everything which it does btw

2! ♡ Other than drawing and writing, I also love to make video games! I’m still learning how to use the program though so I’m not a pro...yet

3! ♡ I’ve been into Pokemon since I was young. The first time it came out I was a young child and couldn’t read yet, so the way I learned about Pokemon was through the anime. However I did get to play the games when I got older and I enjoyed doing the things instead of just watching it.

—— EXPERIENCE! ♡

PLATFORMS USED! ♡ Tumblr, used to RP on Youtube messenges when they were still a thing

——— MUSE PREFERENCE! ♡

GENDER! ♡ any is fine :)

LEAST FAVOURITE FACE(S)! ♡ ???? Uh....like people Red doesn’t like? He doesn’t mind anyone honestly. He’s a pretty chill guy.

MULTI OR SINGLE! ♡ For shipping? I’d say multi ship but every ship is a different universe. Red would never cheat he is a good guy. I’m also okay with both Multi muses and single muses.

FLUFF / ANGST / SMUT! ♡

FLUFF : I love fluffy threads. Red does too

ANGST : My favorite type of thread heh

SMUT : No. Even if my Red is an adult in his Alola verse, I do not feel comfortable with these kinds of threads. Anything NSFW just makes me uncomfortable.

PLOT / MEMES! ♡ I love both!

Tagged by: @survivaltrickcd (thank you friend ^^)

Tagging: anyone who wants to :)

#survivaltrickcd #Ash Speaks [OOC]

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apricotpicotty · 2 years

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infj guy from germany.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like Mbti.

You: hi

Stranger: Heyy

Stranger: How’s it going ?

You: sleepy as shit

You: but we love procrastination

Stranger: Oh :') kinda same tho

Stranger: Truee

You: wht's ur type?

Stranger: Do u wanna take a wild guess ?

You: xxxx

Stranger: I mean… you’ve got a point xD

You: wildest guess wasn't it?

Stranger: I can just say it, it’s okay

You: ik i'm the goat

You: aight wht is it?

Stranger: Infj

You: i thought u were a xxxp for a sec

You: idky lol srry

Stranger: Oh okay

Stranger: It’s fine

Stranger: Hmm u said procrastination

You: u gonna guess my type?

Stranger: Are u an xxtp

You: yea intp

Stranger: Lmao

You: T-T

Stranger: I know an intp, so yeah

Stranger: U def give off these vibes

You: i talked to an enfj before u idky the hell she got embarrassed and shit and them disconnected

You: prolly cuz of the hard long words i used

You: so what brought u here?

Stranger: Boredom

Stranger: And u ?

You: no sleep and the daily urge to procrastinate

Stranger: U are really an intp lmao

Stranger: Based off my experience atleast

You: u should see my dark circles. one can type me as in intp just by looking at my face

Stranger: My eyes look really tired too tho

You: how old r u?

Stranger: 17

Stranger: And u

You: ayee same!

Stranger: Nicee

You: last yr of hs is reallt kicking my ass in the worst ways

You: really*

Stranger: Oh damn, I miss last year

Stranger: For me it’s the year before the last year

You: ouuuuu

You: i really wish to build a time machine and choke myself to sleep the day i was born

Stranger: I mean i’m in germany, we have a different system, but i’m in 11th class

Stranger: Nahh don’t say that

Stranger: Instead choke me lmao

You: holy getting kinky are we?

Stranger: Even the most innocent person has its dark sides ;)

You: or create a system to turn my mass energy to heat and burn the entire universe

You: i was about to type this

Stranger: Lmao that’s creative

Stranger: Frrr

Stranger: Haha

You: any specific kinks apart form chocking ?

Stranger: Umm

Stranger: i like fishnets

Stranger: they are hot :>

You: on urself or or partner ?

You: ur*

Stranger: Partner

You: i am assuming u're a male based on the stereotypes//

Stranger: Based on the stereotypes, yes

Stranger: I wouldn’t say i’m a typical male tho idk

You: ahaha lol moments like this are meant for stereotype usage

You: ummm non binary?

Stranger: Nope, but I’m just not what society views as a man

Stranger: Like idk, I don’t feel “manly”

Stranger: I’m just me

You: ahh okookok i get it

You: dw dw i wasn't judging u that hard

Stranger: that hard ? :O

You: u really make everything sexual

You: so back to kinks.

Stranger: IT WASN’T SEXUAL

Stranger: I MEANT SOMETHING DIFFERENT

You: it WAS WITH AN "O" SIGN IDKEBHKVE

You: WHT DID U MEAN??

You: T-T

Stranger: You said you weren’t judging me that hard, lile why did u even judge me xD that’s what I meant

You: oOHH SORRY NO THAT'S NOW WHAT I MEANT

You: SORRYY

Stranger: U MADE IT SEXUAL LMAO

Stranger: Anyways, back to kinks haha

You: yes i'm the one to be blamed my bad T-T

You: ah ok right

Stranger: It’s fine :)

You: idk if i have any but the thought of getting caught is exciting

Stranger: Okay xD

You: not into bdsm but chocking and cuffs are great

Stranger: Hmm I like tibbies

Stranger: Tibbies are nice

Stranger: We love a good pair of tibbies

You: i had to google that XD

You: it's showing dogs

Stranger: Bwahahaha

You: WHAT ARE TIBBIES>????

Stranger: TIDDIES

Stranger: 💀

Stranger: I just like to say tibbies

You: FUCK

You: EJFVEBKV

You: u should've told before i thought they were some new sex toys

Stranger: HAHAHAHHAHA

You: and totally panicked when i saw dogs

Stranger: 💀💀💀

Stranger: What are ur pronouns btw ?

You: she/her

Stranger: Okidoki

You: do u watch anime? there was this one character name suzu who used to say okidoki

Stranger: YES I DO

Stranger: HENTAI TOO

You: she died later

You: odfnwlvw i watch hentai tooo

You: tht shit is GOLD

Stranger: LMAOOO

You: NO PLATINUM

Stranger: A GIRL WHO WATCHES HENTAI

Stranger: THEY EXIST ?!

You: yes they do

You: i am a living proof

Stranger: Lmao

Stranger: Overflow 😫

You: do u know bunnywalker ?

Stranger: Yesss

Stranger: The studio

You: they have the best animation

You: yesssss yesss

Stranger: They make the best

Stranger: True true

Stranger: Queen Bee is shit

You: fr pink pineapple is good too to some extent

Stranger: We haven’t been eating good lately :')

You: ikr the art and plot is great but thy suck at animation

Stranger: True

Stranger: Saimin Seishidou is good, but it’s ugly bastard

Stranger: The animation is good tho

You: ikrrrr it breaks my heart fr

Stranger: I’m a vanilla type of person 😭

You: i totally blacklist vanilla and softcore on hanime

You: lmao

Stranger: Ntr can be good, but not the weird shit

Stranger: Oof you’re going for the hard stuff lmao

You: i don't really mind ntr tbh.

You: i just need to get off asap and anything works tbh

Stranger: Lmao

Stranger: What do u find hot in hentai lol

You: wht i want to actually see is mostly censored

You: ig tits and moans are great. the plot matters a lottt

Stranger: Are u straight ?

You: not entirely tbh

You: more of a omnisexual

You: an*

Stranger: That’s fine, I get it I get it xD

You: are u homophobic?

Stranger: Nope !

Stranger: Abaolutely not!

Stranger: I have queer friends and all

You: wbu are u legit straight ?

Stranger: Why did u ask if I’m homophobic, I feel so bad 😭

Stranger: I do be, but never say never I guess

You: nah sorry was just checking so i could crack a homo joke to trigger u

Stranger: :') I’m sad now

You: i believe i'm more into experimenting even with sex and gender bla bla

Stranger: I’m literally talking about lgbtq rights in my presntation on wednesday lmao

You: cuz like i only hv one life and i can't miss out on stuff just cuz of the ol gezerrs rules

You: ohh all the best

Stranger: Thanks

You: hope u send out people gay for u after the presentation

You: like no fr just imagine u give an amazing presentation and all the guys go gay for u

Stranger: Uhm, u mean other guys ?

You: tht's be some next level neflix show i would live to direct

Stranger: Nah the boys here are boring when it comes to that

You: meh

You: but my imagination ran wild there for sure

Stranger: Also idk, don’t invalidate my sexuality lol I’m not into

Stranger: guys

You: but still make an effort to dress up as hot as possible and give an amazing presentation

Stranger: Except for anime boys lol

You: ikrrrr

You: anime girls too

You: they're just so efffiinnggg purrfect

Stranger: True true

Stranger: I just hate real people lol

You: the girl in dress up darling is my recent crush

Stranger: Atleast most

Stranger: Marin

You: high five mate

Stranger: Yeah she’s literally a goddess

You: frrr i would love to have a gf like here

You: and then there's gojo and kuroo

You: gawdd i'm a walking skut for them

Stranger: Daijoubou deshou, date kimiiiii

You: and shit TOJI? WVBFSICDVUW

You: YOWAIMOOO

Stranger: Yowai Mo 😫

You: AHHHH SO FUCKING ORGASMIC

You: IKR

You: he's still not out of the box sadly :(

Stranger: Gotta say tho I’m more of a Nanami Fan

You: nanami. he's the new god and we all r in his religion

Stranger: Oi oi oi Nanami nanami oi oi oi oi oiiiiiii

You: man really had to die like tht in manga

Stranger: FUCK U

Stranger: I HAVENT READ IT

You: did i just...

You: lmao sorry

You: vbhfsvknd

Stranger: FUCK U

Stranger: Okay no, but…

Stranger: ARGHHHH

You: ahaha i shouldn't laugh but still sorryyyyy

Stranger: LITERALLY PULLING OUT THE CHESTER BENNINGTON SCREAM THERE

You: i didn't knowwww T-T

Stranger: :|

You: he died while imagining a peaceful life next to the beach reading a book

Stranger: Mad

You: AHHAHA sorry not sorry

Stranger: CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN

Stranger: wow

Stranger: U are mean

Stranger: :(

You: aww aight sorry fr i won't give any spoilers

Stranger: U r just like the other people qwq

Stranger: Hm :')

Stranger: the aww got me

You: what?

Stranger: Forget about it

You: aight

Stranger: I’m weird, have I said that I’m weird ?

Stranger: Btw I am weird

You: in what way?

You: do u show ur ass to ur neighbors from the window? tht'd be weird for sure

Stranger: No

Stranger: Why did u come up with that

Stranger: U are weird

You: idk jk jk don't get triggered

You: i've never done that hellloo??

Stranger: 🤨

Stranger: Caught in 4k

You: i have NOT SRSLY

Stranger: U have a problem mommy

Stranger: Oops I said mommy

You: u r submissive i see?

Stranger: That’s right

Stranger: I’m a bottom i believe

You: idk i imagine u into leashes too

Stranger: Hmm nahhh idkkk

You: u can always try it out

You: are u a virgin btw?

You: i am lol T-T sed life

Stranger: :|

Stranger: Okay puuuh you are too haha

Stranger: Yes I am

You: aye high five.

Stranger: People are disappointing lol

You: we're really living a fantasy world in our heads

Stranger: That’s all i’m gonna say

You: ikr

Stranger: I gave everything… BUT IN THE END IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTERRRR

Stranger: That song describes my last try of getting in a relationship lmao

You: in the end by linkin park?

Stranger: Yes

You: i googled the lyrics tbh

You: will listen to it thnxxx

Stranger: U don’t know it ?!

Stranger: Wait are u into rock music ?

You: idk i like listening to anything as long as it sounds good

You: i have diff phases

Stranger: The beeps and the boops

Stranger: Same thooo

You: like rn it's nbhd and artic monkeys

You: bts has been consistent

Stranger: Uhhhhh I like both

You: i dabbled in jpop too somehow

Stranger: Sweater Weather is really goooood

You: ikrr it blew up really well

Stranger: I listen to J Music a lot

Stranger: 505 is a great song tooo

You: listen to stargazing and the shining by nbhd

Stranger: Nice nice

You: and do i wanna know by artic monkeys

Stranger: Why’d u only call me when ur high

Stranger: That’s a nice one 2

You: do i wanna know is a total baby making song

Stranger: Lmao

You: ahhh i love tht oneee

Stranger: Do u take drugs ?

You: thought about it and then i wask like nah nvm my parents are poor as shit

You: wbu?

Stranger: Good girl

Stranger: I don’t I’m very against that shit

Stranger: It’s waste

Stranger: Waste of your life

You: idk if i would be legit against it but i think i can be a form of escape

Stranger: Go buy manga or sth but leave your hands away from that stuff

You: andddd i'm not sure if i'll try it in the future

You: aye aye will do tht for now def

Stranger: Idk, i’m just very against it, I would hate to see anybody i like get into

Stranger: that stuff

Stranger: The thing is

You: hmmm fair enough

Stranger: I understand the argument of escape, but idk, nah

Stranger: Sex is a drug lmao, that’s different tho

You: yea masturbating is already addicting enough idk wht'll happen if i indulge into drugs

You: hmm do u have any sexual secrets?

Stranger: True omfg I am sometimes worried about myself

Stranger: Like what ? Girl, I’m a virgin

You: virgins can have some too ig?

Stranger: For example ?

Stranger: Or do u have ?

You: like i once fucked a cucumber and then ate it the next day

Stranger: 💀

You: u see buying a dildo is a total no no in this house cuz of strict ass parents

Stranger: Hmm i get it

You: yea i thought ill get tht reaction

Stranger: But… u ate it ?!

You: waste no food. there are many people dying in SA

You: i peeled off the outer layer ofc

Stranger: That reminds me of webtoon that I have read… okay stop xD

Stranger: a*

You: wht's the name???

Stranger: Idk something like my young stepmom ?

Stranger: It’s with a zucchini tho lmao

You: i had to google it

You: is the mc with light brown hair?

Stranger: Yeah lmao

Stranger: It starts off without sex, but then they literally do it every second page lmao

You: ahaha lmao

You: i read few chps of my stepmom's bfs

You: and the plot got shitty somehow

You: so i switched back to YAOI

Stranger: Yeah kinda same with my stepmom

You: yaoi and yuri are the best nsfws mangas/ webtoons tbh

Stranger: I trust you

Stranger: Tho I won’t read yuri cuz that feels weird

Stranger: Like idk, it feels homophobic for me too read yuri

You: u sure? yuri is lesbians and yaoi is gay

Stranger: I know girl

You: but how is it homophobic??

Stranger: But me liking women as a boy that would be…

Stranger: And then reading yuri

Stranger: Idk it feels wrong

You: hmm so u're afraid to come off as a perv

You: i don't think tht'd make u a homophobic

Stranger: I’m not afraid, it’s a morally incorrect thing to do

You: i read both lmao fuck morals

Stranger: Hmm idk, it’s feels wrong

Stranger: it*

You: aight aight np

You: back to my ques

Stranger: What was it ?

You: do u hv any sexual secrets ?

Stranger: Ahh yes I remember

Stranger: Hmm… let me think please

You: aight

Stranger: I like to do it in the shower idk xD

You: tht's the most convenient method ig

Stranger: Hmm and sometimes I… masturbate in different positions and imagine myself being the one doing it… I guess that’s not special tho

You: don't guys just either sit or stand to masturbate

You: are there other positions?

Stranger: Hmm u could also sort of sit but rather lie ? Does that make sense

You: yea i guess so

Stranger: Like your body is lying but your upper body not ?

You: maybee...

Stranger: Hm apart from that

Stranger: As I’ve already said, I fricking like fishnets

Stranger: And tights

You: is there a specific reason or it's just a thing u like?

Stranger: Hmm I’m a very clean and hygienic dude i’d say

Stranger: Umm nope, I just think it’s hot

You: hmm okayy

You: in tht case i'm a total mess lmao

Stranger: That’s kinda hot too tho mao

You: i can stay alive by not washing up but my won't let me

Stranger: lmao*

You: no it's not

You: lol

You: it's gross but washing up is very effort confusing

You: and my lazy ass can't

You: but i do it anyways lol

Stranger: I shower every day haha

You: yea so do i but the urge to just lay and sleep instead of showering feels a lot better then doing it

Stranger: Agree

Stranger: A girl once tried to explain me how to open a bra

Stranger: That was quite helpful

You: ayeeee was it a yt vid?

Stranger: Nope

You: lmao

Stranger: She described it

You: so like she actually stripped

You: oh

You: meh

You: lol

Stranger: Girl she just texted me 💀

You: ajhahaha

Stranger: I’m a virgin, as I’ve already said

You: but virgins can open actual bras too

You: i am very open minded

Stranger: Yeah, but I have never

You: aight

Stranger: What do u mean by open minded ?

You: but i created a whole scene of u doing it and cringey romantic songs playing in the bg

You: idk lol

Stranger: Wtffff

Stranger: Why do u do that

You: i have no idea ask my brain

Stranger: U don’t even know what i look like lmao

You: yea okay in the scene u and ur lady were faceless

You: does tht help?

Stranger: Sad, thought u were that lady… okay I’ll

Stranger: stop

Stranger: Sorry, not sorry

Stranger: Okay maybe sorry

You: but the bra opening lesson will only help if u end up with a shy girl

Stranger: Does that mean u aren’t ?

You: but if it was more of an extrovert type then ig the lesson isn't really handy

Stranger: Girl a shy girl won’t even let me haha

You: nah i'm not tbh i can strip on my own

Stranger: The lesson doesn’t even exist with a shy girl

You: lmao

You: so in the end either way it wasn't helpful lol

You: wht a waste

Stranger: :|

Stranger: Pass the bottle lmao

You: aye bartender we'll hv the entire rack

You: this reminds me i got drunk with my friends in school

Stranger: Lol

You: it was in 9th grade lol

You: it was so fucking hard to look alive during school

Stranger: I haven’t yet, I am innocent, but i have drunk alcohol

Stranger: I hate drunk people tho, had bad experiences

You: in broad daylight at like 8am we drank in a classroom while bunking morning assembly

You: lmao

You: i was a hell of an experience

Stranger: Hm

You: it*

Stranger: Not a topic i like tbh

You: u're not into alcohol and stuff?

Stranger: Did I say I am innocent in chinese or what ?

You: i'm not an addict or something but it's just a one time thing i did

You: do innocents hate alcohol ?

You: i see my bad

Stranger: The thing is

Stranger: U live in the us ? I suppose

You: u can assume

Stranger: I live in germany, the drinking culture here is reallt

Stranger: bad

You: ahh right u told me. i'll keep tht in mind

Stranger: Especially teenagers

Stranger: They literally don’t do anything else

Stranger: Until they realize how fucked they are

Stranger: Don’t get me wrong, I’d like to do that to once or twice and maybe even regularly

Stranger: But people here overdo it

You: ohh likewise

You: aight we're good now

You: tht aside

You: do u eat out?

Stranger: Yess

Stranger: I love japanese food

You: ....

You: yea u sure do

Stranger: ?

You: i love panda express

Stranger: Have i said anything wrong ?

You: nah u interpreted my question wrong

You: nvm

Stranger: What did u mean xD

Stranger: Was it sexual ? Did i get something wrong ?

You: just google eating out porn. you'll understand

Stranger: Damn u are more dirty minded than me

Stranger: Congrats lmao

You: yea i guess so.

You: so do u now know wht i meant?

Stranger: Nope

Stranger: Do I have to google it ? :')

You: eating out is basically licking and sucking a vagina

You: u may if u want to

Stranger: Okay I figured that actually

Stranger: In germant vaginas are compared to oysters

Stranger: And slurping them.. so yeah I figured

You: oysters srsly?? lol sorry no offence

You: so do u eat out? or more like would you?

Stranger: Hell yeah I would… but only if i know that u don’t have infectious diseases

You: tht is a given thing

You: who tf would want to do it with an hpv patient

You: tht's y sex has to be planned out

Stranger: True

You: 1st u get the sti test done

Stranger: Don’t wanna multiply too

You: then talk about ur likes and interest and come to a middle ground

You: and ye protection

Stranger: Sounds like a plan

You: ikr anyone who disagrees to any of these requirements is disqualified immediately

Stranger: True

You: also both of them should be groomed

Stranger: The thing is, I would probably need to be in a rs for some months before even considering

You: rs?

Stranger: Relationship

You: ahh so u're more of a demisexual

Stranger: I guess so, if uncle horny doesn’t take over

You: ahaha then she needs to hv high seductive powers

You: idk i'm totally not the type to be in relationships to just fuck idk doesn't sound like a necessity to me

You: but i respect ur opinion so don't get defensive

Stranger: Wait so you would do it without relationship or am I gettingit wrong ?

You: yea if the person fits my requirements

Stranger: I didn’t mean to be in relationships to just fuck, that’s literally the opposite of what I want

You: i get it i get it

Stranger: Hmm not for the first time tbh

You: but either way the idea of dating doesn't excite me

Stranger: More of an aromantic then ?

You: yea prolly

You: i do feel physical attraction but emotional attraction? nah

Stranger: Intp thing lmao

You: xxtx thing if i generalize it

You: ah right i squirt too

Stranger: True

You: discovered it when i was 15? during lockdown lmao

Stranger: When does that happen ?

Stranger: Like how ?

Stranger: Hello ?

You: ig it just glitched

You: i just got ur texts

Stranger: Oh okay same

You: no squirting isn't like periods lol

Stranger: IK

Stranger: But it doesn’t always happen

You: i hve been making it happen ever since

Stranger: Who’s gonna clean that mess

You: u just need to experiment and like ig u find tht one spot

You: tht's why showers are the best

Stranger: Agree on that

You: and towels if on bed or anywhere

Stranger: I mostly do it in the bathroom

You: same it's the most convinient

Stranger: I don’t want to risk to get cum on my carpet or bed

You: it's painful it clean up but worth it

You: dang we talked for an hr or something lol

Stranger: Yeah, question

You: ye wht?

Stranger: Would u just stop the conversation lol ? Like could u ?

You: i can lmao

Stranger: Hmm okay

You: astxrim19 tht's my snap but i don't use it much

Stranger: I don’t have snap

You: discord?

Stranger: Yeah, wbu instagram tho ?

You: nah insta is total shit i dont hv an acc there

Stranger: Hehe u would like to keep talking tho, atleast that’s what u sense off

You: but i hve to go fr

Stranger: Aight then just do it

You: u have a discord right?

Stranger: Why do u want it ? :D am I that interesting ?

You: why would u wnt me to keep talking? am i that interesting ?

Stranger: Did I ?

You: u should scroll up

Stranger: U didn’t answer my question tho

You: idk

Stranger: Meeh i hate people who are indecisive

Stranger: My intp friends is indecisive too

You: too bad guess we're not each other's types

Stranger: Confusion

You: astxrim#1063 tht's my username.

You: gtg bye

You have disconnected.

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bookplush · 6 years

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Tagged by @spacedout-stressedout thank you friend!! Ily

Rules: answer and tag 20 of your followers you want to get to know better

Nicknames: Annie, Miss Ann (only my mom)… that’s about it? I don’t have many nicknames (my normal name is Annabel btw).

Gender: Female she/her

Star sign: Libra- which is weird because it doesn’t fit me at all. Libras are supposed to be these outgoing, flirty people and I’m… not.

Height: 4’10.4 I am smol (and yes the .4 is important to me)

Time: 10:36 I just woke up lol

Birthday: September 24th

Favourite bands/artists: Troye Sivan, Dodie Clark, The Mountain Goats, Girlyman, In Love With A Ghost

Song stuck in my head: Nothing rn because I just woke up but I scrolled through my music library for the last question so now all of those songs are swirling around in my head yay

Last movie I watched: Infinity War I think?

Last tv show I watched: Parks and Rec

What do I post: On this blog? Pjo and D&P stuff for fandom, and a bunch of random personal posts lmao

Do I get asks: Not on this blog but I get quite a few on my sideblog

URL meaning: Idk my mom signed me up for tumblr and she looked at my shelves where there were a bunch of books and stuffed animals and she found the url bookplush and I like it so here we are.

Average hours of sleep: 7 ½ on school days if I’m lucky, anywhere from 6-10 on weekends depends how late I stay up (but I got 7 last night because I was up until 3:30 ripme)

I don’t even have 20 friends on here or irl so I’ll tag who I have @unicornninjabitch @solange-lol @thebluesideofmyworld @queeninbrown @gr33kg0ds @holy-schistt @theonepariah @trans-mendel @ethereal-fangirl

Is everyone above following me? Probably not. Most of them are much cooler than me. But ily you’re my friend now no takebacks.

(if you don’t recognize my url it’s probably because I mostly interact with you on my sideblog @heroesofemotions lol)

#personal #hey i made this #tag game thingy

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flyingsassysaddles · 7 years

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TibMongol Hogwarts AU

Mongolia:

He got a letter way out in the Gobi desert, trying to smack a goat away from eating his shirt when BOOM an owl flew into his face, making him scream for about 20 minutes in terror. He eventually got everything in order and flew out to Hogwarts, but not before he gave that damn owl the finger and threw it as far as he could chuck it (he still hates that owl btw). He arrived at the train station after getting some locals to help him, and after seeing some kids ram themselves into a pillar he shrugged “sure why not” and did the same. After a nauseating train trip (stupid moving vehicles I’d take a horse any day over this pile of death-by-crashing-waiting-to-happen), he got shoved into the main hall and sat down, alone, away from all those crazy people speaking English like it was the one true language, and then started to think that MAYBE this wasn’t such a good idea. It didn’t help that some weird bald kid kept staring at him like he was the reincarnation of Buhdda himself. His name was called anyway, and the conversation with the Sorting Hat went like this:

Sorting Hat: “Hm, hardworking, loyal, patient, all the signs of an excellent Hufflepuff-”

Mongolia: “Mr. Hat, if you put me in Hufflepuff with those weak dweebs I swear by the holy Buddha’s left pinky toe that I will tear your seams out, set them on fire, and laugh as your pitiful magical life is ended while you scream with the pain of a thousand knives stabbing into your pathetic existence.”

Sorting Hat: “SLYTHERIN IT IS!”

As soon as that matter was settled, he got put into a dorm close to a couple of other Slytherins, like Kazakhstan (best nomadic buds at first sight), North Korea (hella creepy but hey at least he cleans after himself), Oman (no idea who he is or what he’s saying but meh), and Greenland (super emo but hey he makes some pretty good points).

He first meets Tibet when during Care of Magical Creatures and he totally flipped out after seeing a FUCKING UNICORN (it wasn’t a unicorn, it was a horse with a carrot tied onto it to make it look like a unicorn), and Tibet laughed at him just losing his mind as he goes on his knees and stare in wonder at this amazing “unicorn.” Several death threats later (you tell anyone about this I’ll DESTROY you), they started talking about magical animals and became partners in the class. One thing led to another and soon Tibet and Mongolia were doing everything together, reading, homework, chucking snowballs at China, the usual stuff. They continued to be friends throughout the first year and swore to each other on the final day that they would also be best friends for the next (Mongolia was super embarrassed at that one but hey Tibet was adorable while asking it and NO he’s no gay shut up).

Tibet:

Tibet got his letter while he was meditating on an EXTREMELY cold mountain (he really should’ve bought a jacket) and an owl collapsed in front of him, letter in hand. He practically skipped to Hogwarts, and when he got to the train station, India accidentally slammed into him while trying to get on the train. After 10 minutes of apologies, India declared, “You will now be my friend!” and that was that. They got to Hogwarts, sat down at the table, and then started to gossip like crazy as everyone else lost their minds at the Sorting Hat talking, with quips like “Stupid westerners know jack shit about magic pffft,” and “God that Chinese guy looks like such an asshole.” Tibet couldn’t help sneaking glances at a table in the far left corner, where an intimidating, very scary boy was scowling and glaring at Tibet whenever he caught him looking. Finally, Tibet’s name was called, and the conversation with the sorting hat went a bit like this:

Sorting Hat: “Hm, determined, resourceful, cunning, a Slytherin if I ever seen-”

Tibet: “If you put me in the same house as those terrifying bastards instead of with my friend [India], I swear by ever spirit and god above that I will summon an evil demon through intense prayer and magically give you a hat-aneurysm until your felt body falls apart like a plastic bag.”

Sorting Hat: “HUFFLEPUFF!”

He and India skipped off over to their dorms where they met Nepal (BUHDDIST FRIEND), Buhtan (another BUHDDIST FRIEND), Australia (he talks weird but whatever NEW FRIEND), and weirdly, Vietnam (she is super scary holy pajamas).

He first “met” Mongolia during Magical Creatures, and he spent the whole class staying out of sight as the scary Mongol scowled and frustratedly declared, “What in the world does SCORPION SHIT have to do with MAGIC?!” He kept trying to get close to Mongolia to try and talk to him but every time he got near him, Mongolia would glare or mutter a curse word and he would scamper off, to the annoyance of India who basically shoved him in the Mongol’s direction after class and said, “Get you little boy-crush over with already!” So Tibet was right there when Mongolia caught sight of a “unicorn” and lost his mind as Tibet tried to hide behind a tree while smothering his building laughter. He finally broke when Mongolia said, “A FUCKING ORANGE HORNED UNICORN!” and he fell on the floor howling in laughter as the Mongol stared in shock, redder than a tomato. After he was done laughing, he told Mongolia that that was not, in fact, a unicorn, but a horse with a carrot on its head, before bursting into laughter again.

Numerous death threats and a life sworn promise to never EVER mention this to ANYONE later (Tibet told India as soon as he got back), the boys started talking about magic and why Mongolia like unicorns anyway (it’s a fucking unicorn why does it need an explanation?!). Tibet then made the internal promise to become friends with this weird and sometimes super funny Mongol, and spent the next few months pestering him at every possible moment until Mongolia begrudgingly accepted his friendship proposal (fine I’ll be your freaking friend now let me STUDY). At the end of the year, Tibet made Mongolia promise to be friends next year, and the Mongol finally agreed. Though that small smile stayed with Tibet even after he was off the train and far away from Hogwarts, and even farther from that scarred face boy with a bad temper and a gentle heart to match.

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