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gettinshiggywithit · 7 months

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「“ᴍʀ & ᴍʀꜱ”」

Scenario :- “hmmm what about something like being kuni's housewife idk i just want him to come home and eat my meals” ( @diagonal-queen )

Pairing :- kunikida x wife!reader

Genre:- fluff!

Type:- headcannons!

TW:- mentions of sex but no actual nsfw!

A/N :- here’s a little something i did for @diagonal-queen!Hope y’all like it!

Okayyy so you wanna be MRS kunikida huh?

Let’s see what it’ll be like!

First off if you actually make the cut? Congratulations!

You’ve effectively beat out 99.99% of the women population 😭

But no fr if u and Kunikida actually get hitched that means you are his perfect person.

No matter what flaws you have or you think you have,to him it’s all immaterial.

And if you ever get down,remember he chose you!

If you guys get hitched and you wanna be a housewife he’s all for it!

Its very classic, if u know what i mean.

And he kinda likes that at least this one thing could be simple(in his not-at-all-simple life)

Let’s go back to your wedding day shall we?

Okay imagine after a beautiful ceremony yall go back to your room and then have the most romantic night ever.

Just you and him in each other’s company~

After that you move into his apartment and settle down.

Kunikida is a hard working lad so he most probably won’t be around much after your honeymoon.

He goes to work everyday without fail and comes back home to you,also without fail. (Although sometimes he’s a little more scraped up and scarred than usual)

He texts you to see if you’re okay during his breaks and always lets you know when he’s goin on a mission and where.

If he needs to cut communications cos it could interfere with the mission,he tells you and reassures you that everything would be alright

And honestly youre only worried about his and his colleagues safety.

Cos like let’s be real, a relationship with Kunikida would be secure af! Because we all KNOW he would never cheat!

On days where he gets days off he still works at home🥲 (im sorry but buddy NEEDSS to have his stuff in order

But when he’s done he spends his time with you.

Whether it be baking,watching a movie or your favorite show,or just cuddling or vibing,yall are together.

And lemme tell you mans is talll

He’d be the big spoon when cuddling btw!

Oh and on days when he does work he looks forward to coming home to you and unwinding~

Oh and he LOVESS your cooking!

It reminds him of his childhood and it’s just that good.

One time you suggest packing him some lunch for work and he later got sooo much shit from dazai (that bandaged bugget was making kissy faces and shit and jusy not letting mans eat!)

One time dazai sneaks a bite and then he’s like “okay yeah no i get it now”

(buddy takes a bite and says, serious as ever, “Kunikida…this food is truly magnificent! Please tell y/n to make me some on the day before my suicide🥰. He gets promptly whacked on the head☺️)

Oh and this man can COOK

in any instance where youre tired or dont feel like cooking,mans has got it!

Makes a simple yet delicious meal and astounds you~

OH! And imagine for your anniversaries he gives you a card and as you open it he says “doppo poet!” And he turns it into a mini bouquet! (And when i say mini,i mean it.remember guys he can only summon stuff that are smaller than or the size of his notebook!)

Oh and he never forgets important dates😌

He’s a little new to romance but is surprisingly good!

And when it comes to more intimate times, he knows exactly what to do and how to make it enjoyable for the both of you

(ROMANCE AND/OR EROTICA READING KUNIKIDA!!!!)

And in conclusion,

He’d literally be the best husband ever.all parents wish their daughters could marry him

And here you were! Doing just that!

I wish y’all the best frr♥️♥️

Tagging: - @kemis-world @diagonal-queen

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incorrect-web-novels · 3 years

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Xiao Chiye: I'd take a bullet for you.

Shen Zechuan: You're suicidal, so that means nothing to me.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 years

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welcome new followers! here's some info to get started

this blog posts a lot! for filtering purposes, here are my COMMON TAGS:

#gaudy quotes, posts that include my more outlandish remarks

#gaudy fanart (bc for some reason my amazing artist followers sometimes use their impressive talents to draw my silly little internet persona)

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#another good vampire post (most of which actually are good posts)

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#actuallyautistic, bc I'm autistic and sometimes I post about that. similarly, #mental health for posts about self-care, ADHD, depression, anxiety, etc.

#serious post (for posts that include more serious topics)

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#sexual humor most of my jokes are clean, but a few of them use bawdy humor. please filter appropriately!

And here is some GENERAL INFO:

Hi! You can call me Gaudy or Gaud (pronounced 'god,' which is a complete coincidence I am not responsible for, these things just seem to happen to me). I'm they/them.

this blog has a huge archive of shitposts, bizarre facts & random positivity, enjoy! There are almost 45 thousand original posts & articles here, if you are looking for the mental & emotional equivalent of being swallowed by quicksand and simultaneously engulfed by a rock slide <3

here are some old favorites to get you started: The Dollar Post, The Nickel Post, Twitter vs Tumblr, Boy’s Night, Make This Creepy, and some various random others etcetera, no wait here have some more!!! wait i lied here’s more

I also do some creative humor/horror writing, including: Clown Meat Deli Dream, the April Fool’s Saga of the Door, and Don’t Touch the Pink Stuff

yes I am responsible for the Grinch x Tony the Tiger Fanfic

please point out any typos!

(Here’s where my name comes from btw. at this point I can't really afford to change it, or it wouldn't still be a harry potter reference.)

I love reading your comments, feel free to interact on anything I post! (just be respectful to others and use common sense about netiquette)

i’m disabled & unemployed, so my online content is my main source of income, and I spend full-time hours on it. to keep this blog free of ads & sponsors, I rely on reader support. there is never any obligation to donate! but please be aware that some of my posts will include paypal or ko-fi links, which I will try to keep unintrusive. i am just trying to make a very modest living doing something i love and value; this is my detailed response to criticism over 'demanding money to tell jokes'

if you enjoy & want to support my content, $2+ monthly ko-fi support makes the biggest difference, since that is steady income I can depend on even during slow periods or illness. I also rely on your comments, reblogs, feedback, and suggestions!

i hope this blog will brighten your day! my goal is to make you laugh while helping you discover things you don’t know, about the world and possibly yourself. i hope you will enjoy your time here, and learn more facts than you could ever possibly want to know about blue whales!

#let me know what tags I forgot and I'll add them to the list

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tangymogais · 2 years

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Welcome! :D

I'm Maris! [My pronouns <3] I'm a disabled bigendered aromantic omnisexual with autism and adhd :)

[Tip jar!]

> Btw, I use second person neos! So when you refer to me, please use any of my pronouns instead of you/your/yours/yourself. Example: Hey Maris, how has slime been lately? I hope tang's having a nice day! (I won't be upset if you slip up though, so no need to apologize if you forget)

> Ai also use 1st person neos, I won't go as in depth cause only ni need to use them but sli use I/sli/ai/ligh/<3/li. If you want limin to tell you the full set for any of them I will! (The rest of this post was typed before <3 started using them and ai don't feel like updating any of it so just ignore that)

> Ai'm open to helping anybody with flag ids, feel free to send flags that need ids to me!

> If you ever see my terms reposted to pinterest ect or on cringe/flop blogs/subreddits please tell me, Ligh love the attention /gen

What I'll do:

♡ Gender coining [Currently closed]

Send me a gender and I'll do my best to give it a name, flag, and some pronoun suggestions!

I'm comfortable doing things related to regression, systems, ect., but keep in mind a lot of these things don't apply to me and I don't have much experience. Let me know if I get anything wrong!

Nsfw and things like that are okay, if it's pushing it a bit too far I'll let you know

Musicagenders are okay, but keep in mind it takes me a lot of time to work myself up to listening to new songs! These requests usually take me the longest unless it's a song I already know

♡ Mogai stimboards

Send me a term and I'll make a stimboard for it! I'd prefer if the flag or link to the coining is in the ask, but I don't mind searching

On this blog I wanna keep the stimboards related to mogai

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Send me a character and up to 10 flags and I'll make a pride icon for the character!

♡ My tags:

#tangycoins -Terms I've coined!

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#tangychats -Asks or posts not related to coining!

#tangygames -Ask games/challenges!

#tangystims -Stimboards!

#tangyicons -Pride icon edits!

♡ My other blogs:

Main: @aromanticwhore (This is where I comment/like/follow from)

Gender hoard: @aromanticwhoard

Pronoun help: @neopronounprovider

♡Triggers I already tag under the cut♡

Blood tw

Fire tw

I have nothing against these things, I just tag them because I'm asked to! Just want everyone to stay safe :)

#mogai #mogai coining #xenogenders #tangychats #tangyreblogs #tangygames #tangyreqs #tangycoins #tangystims

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fardf150 · 3 years

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Greetings, salutations, any way you slice it, hello!

(Lmao gender be wildin)

Help us investigate the Komaedas

Platonically married with @//dqydreqms and @//makotonaegikinnie <3333

Hi; you can call me any of the names listed in the post about my gender (linked above), but just Lee is fine any day! I’m pretty shy, but it doesn’t take me long to warm up to people.

Feel free to talk to me; I don’t mind- in fact, I really like it! So feel free to ramble, ask me about my interests, tell me about your day- anything, really! And feel free to dm me if you want to be friends (I’ll never ever do it first though I’m way too shy-)

I mostly just say random things and reblog stuff I like but sometimes there’ll be little doodles, drabbles, or something

Original posts are tagged as ‘lee’s twaddles’ (no quotes)

My main interests would have to be (bolded is main, pink is big big big):

Danganronpa

Ace Attorney and The Great Ace Attorney/Dai Gyakuten Saiban

Vocaloid

Junji Ito

A Man & His Cat

Detroit: Become Human

Other interests ig? Idrk

You most likely do not want to follow me/go through my posts if any the following makes you uncomfortable:

Caps lock; I try to tag this as ‘caps cw’ (no quotes) now but I forget a lot and my older posts don’t have it tagged so I’d still be careful

Bold text/italics

Cats (the animal not the musical)

Talking about siblings; particularly older ones

Swearing/Cursing (seriously I swear a l o t; please please please don’t follow me if this makes you uncomfortable)

I’m saying this as I don’t tag any of these things and haven’t tagged them in the past unless I put it in general tags.

If I catch anyone I find gross following me or interacting with me, your ass is ✨blocked✨. That includes nsfw/kink/18+/“minors DNI” blogs.

Uhh I’ll just say this in case anyone’s unsure but yes it’s ok to respond to my vents

(Things tagged as ‘vent ish’ are used when nothing’s really wrong and it wasn’t supposed to be a vent but it kinda turned out and comes across that way)

I tag triggers with “[x] tw”, “[x]”, “[x] cw”, and/or “[x] mention”

What I tag:

Nsfw

P*dophilia and mentions

Inc*st and mentions

Guns, knifes- weapons in general

Blood/gore

Mothers/fathers/parents and mentions (all tagged separately)

Death/child death/animal death and mentions (all tagged separately)

Eyestrain

Unreality

Paranoia

I tag mentions of things like s*x and genitalia as well as suggestive things with ‘nsfw ish’, ‘nsfw mention’, and/or ‘nsfw implications’ so if you don’t like when those subjects are brought up, I’d advise you block both of those tags. Stay safe y’all <3

I used to often reblog things such as helplines and alternatives that mention s*lf h*rm and s*ic*de without properly tagging it, so if these subjects are at all triggering for you, PLEASE take caution before viewing my older posts, or just simply do not do so at all.

Feel free to ask me to tag anything else! If you notice that I don’t tag something that qualifies as one of these things, please tell me so I can correct it.

If anything about me; my speech patters, my demeanor- anything rubs you the wrong way or makes you uncomfortable, feel free to block me. I mean this genuinely; you deserve to have a happy and safe experience online and everywhere else.

Please don’t vent to me without warning; I’m perfectly willing to help if I can, but please please ask first!! That’s all I ask.

I’m really sorry about this but please please please don’t tag me in anything related to activism or... really anything to do with human suffering. I just really can’t handle it. I know I could help but it’s just really draining and makes me feel sick. I’m sorry. I’m really sorry.

Masterpost of cleaned up/edited pixel sprites

AO3

@flaming-cup-of-lgbteaplus is the blog I run for a friend and I’s podcast- all of the links where you can listen are in our pinned post

@sunshine-lemonade-stand is my edit blog

@lee-tries-to-write is where rb writing refs

@lee-cant-draw is my art blog (but I pretty much only do pixel and abstract)

Don’t be afraid to ask me to add tl;dr’s or image descriptions/transcripts to anything!

(Mutuals can dm me for my list of discomforts/squicks/triggers, as well as some ways to get in contact with me as long as they aren’t too personal; i.e. my phone number is a no-no. There’s no guarantee you’ll get it, at least at first, but if I get to know you better afterward I’ll probably ask if you still want it at some point)

Btw I have a tendency to use pet names when I get close to people, but I won’t do it unless I know you’re comfortable with it dw

Thanks for reading; safe travels!

#lee’s twaddles #please read this before you follow me; tw’s and all that #pinned post

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nottooldforthisship · 7 years

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Can I suggest you to take a look at this awesome Wordplay Prompt challenge ? Totally worth it !

As always : FIC REC MASTERPOST

Oh, and this post starts with my 600th fic recced on the #FROTW (yaaay!) and It seems legit that the fic is :

- Where Your Heart Is , by @tvshows-addict and @anhcor : Louis is ready for his brand new adventure. So what if he suffers from a genetic condition that prevents him from being touched? College is going to be awesome. It has to. Karma kind of owes him right now. Forget about his overprotective mother, or Liam-- his entirely too chipper step brother-- or his mess of a roommate. Forget about the gloves he has to wear at all times. He’s here to expand his knowledge, write and drown himself in books -- No matter how distracting ‘Hallway Boy’ may be-- The obnoxious, flirty frat wannabe determined to become the bane of Louis’ existence.Or, a college AU set in San Francisco where two lost boys who seemingly have nothing in common find inspiration, each other, and themselves in the process.

Larry Uni and Hate to Love AU (154k). Okay, lets be real, I’m probably not the most neutral about this fic because I spent months reading/betaing it on Google docs AND OMG IM SO EMOTIONAL BECAUSE ITS FINALLY HERE. Anyway, trust me on this go read it. RIGHT NOW.

- Play the Odds , by @alivingfire : Harry and Louis are best friends since childhood who, after a night of drinking, find themselves locked in a bet: first one to kiss the other a thousand times wins. Wins what? They don't know. Glory, Harry supposes. Bragging rights, though those don't do much in this economy. All Harry knows is that this is one bet he can finally win. What he doesn't expect, though, is what happens when he starts kissing his best friend on a daily basis. Namely, he doesn't expect falling head over heels in love with his best friend. Now all he has to do is make sure the bet never ends, so he never has to stop kissing Louis.

Larry BFF to Lovers AU (26k) : amazing fic with flatmate Harry and Louis, a drunk bet, a lot of pinning, so much fun and fluff ! (bottom Louis for the smut)

- Chestnuts Roasting... And All That , by @elsi-bee : Louis is apparently the only person at his new job who is single as can be. It’s not a big deal to just tell his new colleagues that he has a boyfriend, right? Until he has to make this imaginary boyfriend magically appear at the office holiday party. Cue fake relationship antics with a certain someone who is more than willing to play along.

Larry Fake relationship (46k) : : lawyer Louis, a work party and a new flatmate who agrees to fake their relationship ? Fuck yeah ! Nicely done :)

- Nothin' I Would Rather Do , by @lululawrence : or...the one where Anne is determined to set Louis up with her son, but he's perfectly happy with the random sexting "relationship" he has running with the random he met at a bar several months back.

Larry sexting AU (9k) ! Love that. Awesome ,plot and fun ! Bottom Louis for the smut (and great sexting of course)

- Everything You Touch Turns To Gold , by @writing-about-larry : When Louis had retreated to his hotel room in the evening after a long day of commentating, he found himself on his bed, scrolling through twitter. There was a lot more going on than he was used to. The tweets he got to see were all pretty similar. Best of #rio2016 commentators thirsting for @HarryStyles. Something to say to that @Louis_Tomlinson #BBCOlympics Fic, featuring Great Britain's swimmer (and medal hope) Harry Styles and sports commentator Louis Tomlinson, who finds it incredibly difficult to keep reporting objectively.

Larry Olympics AU (4k) : swimmer Harry being the wet dream of Journalist Louis? Seems accurate to me :p Very fun ! (bottom Louis)

- Life as We Know it , by Rearviewdreamer (btw I never find you on Tumblr and I’m sad): When a couple dies unexpectedly Harry and Louis are brought together to care for their daughter

Larry Hate to love and adoption AU (34k) : TW for minor character death (minor character, but ... read the tags). Nicely done ! A bit angsty and smutty (bottom Harry). Also kudos for the blind date fal at the beginning, I laughed a lot!

- my heart, it went wild , by @afirethatcannotdie :(sorry it doesn't let me tag properly) : Louis thought he was going to Ibiza for the sunshine and the beach and the alcohol. Harry thought he was going for a break from uni and to play some golf and to dance the nights away. Neither of them were supposed to fall in love.They do anyway.

Larry Spring Break AU (17k) with a lot of parties and alcohol, some pining and 2 students who fall in love :) Not that much of smut., and cute !

- Happy is the Heart that Still Feels Pain , by @wingsjade The last thing Harry needed was the hot RA helping him to make bad choices. Actually, that wasn't true. The last thing Harry needed was to fall utterly, painfully, stupidly in love with him.

Larry Uni AU and forbidden love (17k) : oh god so much pinning and very angsty ! Bottom Harry (and totally desperate!Harry too).

#mine #fic rec #FROTW #please reblog?

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