#bucky barnes incorrect quotes
Sam: What’s your problem?
Bucky: You really wanna know what my problem is?
Sam: No, that was a rhetorical question, I don’t want to know anything from you.
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"He's a koala"
Sam: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Bucky: I'm a knife.
Steve rolling his eyes from across the room: He just wraps all four limbs around me and then clings. He's a koala.
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Sam: [gets down on one knee]
Bucky: Oh my god, it’s finally happening
Sam: [falls over]
Bucky: The poison is kicking in
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bucky, at the movie theatre: 13?! 13 DOLLARS FOR A TICKET?!
bucky: I AM A SENIOR CITEZEN WHERE IS MY DISCOUNT
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[Bucky, Sam and Zemo kill Walker]
Zemo: Wow, murder was not on my agenda
Sam: Murder wasn’t on anyone’s agenda
Bucky: It was on mine
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Sam: I’m heading to the store. Anyone want anything?
Bucky: a reason to live
Sharon: my hopes and dreams
Zemo: some Cheerios
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Bucky: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Bucky: It's science.
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Bucky: Hey! Check this out. One dollar, TWO bags of gummy bears. It's like I don't even care what happens the rest of the day.
Sam: Dude! Your wife in labour.
Y/n: JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES!
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Zemo: Where are Sam and Bucky?
Y/N: They're playing hide and seek.
Zemo: And where are they?
Y/N: I don't think you understand the concept of the game.
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judge: how do you plead?
bucky: *looks at steve*
steve, mouthing: "not guilty"
bucky: hot milky
steve: just lock him up
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Y/n: When was the last time you were here?
Y/n: Oh, my great grandmother was 2 then.
Bucky: I hate it when you do that.
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Y/n: I am gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me?
Bucky: Honey, there is a gun in the kitchen cabinet. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to use it on me.
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*The Dora Milaje kicking John Walker's ass*
Y/N: Should we do something?
Bucky and Sam: *crossing arms* Nah.
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Bucky, seeing Steve for the first time: You look like someone who will create a lot of problems for me.
Bucky: I kinda like that
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Sam: So, what do you think of the internet?
Bucky: Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.
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Bucky: Where is the idiot anyway?
Sam: I’m right here.
Bucky: Surprisingly enough, I’m not talking about you this time.
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John Walker: You hit me with your bike!
Bucky Barnes: You hit my bike with your body.
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Dr Raynor: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Bucky: Which one? I can't do both.
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Bucky: I am gonna meet a bunch of guys I knew in the 40s. Man, those were the good old days.
Y/N: Yeah, unless you were a woman, black, hispanic or gay.
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Bucky: it was hockey gloves?
Steve: no it was rubber ducks, I remember it, it was in 1992
Peter: you were alive in 1992??
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