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#bucky barnes incorrect quotes
my-love-of-books · 2 days ago
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"He's a koala"
Sam: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Bucky: I'm a knife.
Steve rolling his eyes from across the room: He just wraps all four limbs around me and then clings. He's a koala.
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Sam: [gets down on one knee]
Bucky: Oh my god, it’s finally happening
Sam: [falls over]
Bucky: The poison is kicking in
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bucky, at the movie theatre: 13?! 13 DOLLARS FOR A TICKET?!
sam: bucky-
bucky: I AM A SENIOR CITEZEN WHERE IS MY DISCOUNT
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directorofmylife · 5 days ago
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Bucky: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
Sam: What?
Bucky: It's science.
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directorofmylife · 5 days ago
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Bucky: Hey! Check this out. One dollar, TWO bags of gummy bears. It's like I don't even care what happens the rest of the day.
Sam: Dude! Your wife in labour.
Y/n: JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES!
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judge: how do you plead?
bucky: *looks at steve*
steve, mouthing: "not guilty"
bucky: hot milky
steve:
steve: just lock him up
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directorofmylife · 6 days ago
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Y/n: When was the last time you were here?
Bucky: 1942
Y/n: Oh, my great grandmother was 2 then.
Bucky: I hate it when you do that.
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directorofmylife · 6 days ago
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Y/n: I am gonna take a shower. Do you care to join me?
Bucky: Honey, there is a gun in the kitchen cabinet. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to use it on me.
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directorofmylife · 9 days ago
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Sam: So, what do you think of the internet?
Bucky: Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.
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directorofmylife · 9 days ago
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Bucky: I am gonna meet a bunch of guys I knew in the 40s. Man, those were the good old days.
Y/N: Yeah, unless you were a woman, black, hispanic or gay.
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