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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Wanda, handing Y/N their sandwich: But I added pickles, do you like pickles?
Y/N: I love them!
Bucky, after Wanda leaves: Are you going to eat that?
Y/N: [glares]
Bucky: What? You don’t even like pickles.
Y/N: I do now.
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Y/N: Bro, dude, homie, man, calm down.
Bucky: *eye twitching* I’m your boyfriend.
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lives-in-midgard · 2 months
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Y/N: Can you do the thing?
Bucky [grumpy]: What thing?
Y/N: You know, the thing that makes me so happy.
Bucky: Oh. [starts to smile]
Y/N: Thank you honey.
Bucky: You're welcome doll. [pulls y/n into a hug]
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marvelflame2010 · 1 year
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Bucky: *runs to Y/n with open arms*
Teen reader: *moves out of the way*
Bucky: Hey, what was that for?
Teen reader: I thought you were going to hit me, what were you doing?
Bucky: I was going to hug you
Teen reader now confused: Why would you hug me?
Bucky: WHY WOULD I HIT YOU????
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apollosouls-blog · 4 months
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Y/n: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Bucky : Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Steve: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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jouskalove · 1 year
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these are so fun to make
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i made two of this one because I couldn’t decide
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firegal19 · 1 year
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Peter: Guess what happened while Y/n and I were on patrol
Steve: What?
Peter: Y/n got cornered by 5 men twice her size
Bucky: Is she okay!?
Steve: Did she win?
Y/n walking in the room: Of course I won, I have 3 times the super soldier serum.
Steve: *fist bumps Y/n* Bucky: Steve, stop encouraging her!
Sam: Damn. Like father, like daughter
Bucky: Shut up Sam
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yup-i-am-weird · 1 month
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Testing
*the avengers are all gathered in the living area*
Y/N : I am getting really bored
Tony : Yeah let's play truth and dare
Natasha : I'll go first, Y/N I dare you kiss the hottest person in the room
*as the words slip out of her mouth, all the heads turn towards you. Literally everyone knew about the crush both Loki and Bucky had on you, but little was it known to them that you liked both of them*
Y/N : you can't be serious nat, that's WAY TOO CHILDISH, we are not
Sam : Well, if it's that easy then go ahead finish your dare
*both Loki and Bucky sat still staring at each other as if it was staring challenge with occasionally looking at you*
Y/N : Ugghhh.... I hate you guys
Tony : *smirking*Come on y/n, you know who is the hottest
*you gave Tony a look. If you chose between Loki and Bucky it would not only start a serious argument between them but also hurt one of them, which you were sure you didn't wanted to happen but you also could not choose someone else. God, why was it so difficult to pick one of them. *
Wanda :*giggling at your confusion*Have you decided y/n?
Y/N :*looking up from the floor, an evil smile forming on your face* Yes, I have. Nat you said the hottest person, right?
Natasha : Yeah
Y/N : *getting up from your place* Well, then
*you walk towards her and gesture for her to get up*
Natasha : Wha...?
*before she is able to register what is happening you place one hand around her waist while the other gently grabs her face as you softly place a kiss to her lips, surprising everyone in the room*
Wanda : Omg!
Thor : Lady y/n, I never knew you had a liking for women.
Y/N : Neither did I Thor, I was just testing if I did *you say with a smirk on your face*
*both Loki and Bucky look back and forth from you to each other with equally bewildered expression*
Natasha : *slightly blushing* Well y/n, you are a really amazing kisser.
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buckys-wintersoldier · 9 months
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Bucky and Y/N being Bucky and Y/N
Masterlist
Bucky: *trying to make an social media account* What a shit.
Y/N: I help you, Buck. *takes his phone*
Y/N: It's not difficult. You just need this... and this... and here Information about you... and finish.
Bucky: *takes his phone back* What the-? I'm not the 'Buckstar's Plums'.
Y/N: Bucky wasn't available. And you like Plums.
Bucky: And the picture? Where have you found this picture?
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Y/N: I took the picture when you were training with Tony.
Bucky: *reading what y/n wrote about him*
Old lovely man but sometimes a bit grumpy, preference for plums (it's actually an obsession, but he don't want to admit it), don't know how new technology works.
Y/N: *smiles proudly* I love you.
Bucky: *laughs* I love you too.
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louwaffles · 1 year
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Y/N: Has anyone seen my--
Bucky: Handsome-ass husband?
Sam: Best-fucking friend?
Steve: Your literal ride-or-die?
Y/N: No, my pregnancy test.
Bucky, Sam, Steve: 
Y/N: Ha ha, jokes. I have no uterus. 
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wildgirllz · 1 year
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this is super random thought that i had about Bucky, i shared it to people before but never put on asks/requests... so could you write something like this?
Imagine you getting a new roommate. Or should I say roommates because you did not expect Bucky would move in with certain adorable fluffball named Alpine. You don't mind though, you always wanted a pet but never had the chance to adopt any. And having Alpine around feels like she's your pet as well.
Your relationship with Bucky wasn't the best or the worst. It was neutral. Mostly because Bucky himself was quite reserved. He is either not at home (possibly in some sort of mission with Sam) or he's curling up with Alpine somewhere within the shared apartment. But that don't mean that y'all are not secretly pining for each other ;)
One day, you came back home from work to see Bucky pacing around anxiously. Turns out Alpine was missing, he can't find her anywhere. So they decided to went out to search for her.
You found Alpine first, she was being chased by an unleashed dog. Your poor baby was running for her life. Not thinking twice, you try to catch up with her and scoop her up to your chest before stumbling on the ground. You ended up hovering over the cat, protecting her from the feral dog. Indirectly getting yourself bitten/scratched on your shoulders, your back, any spot that was exposed to the dog. You were bleeding due to the unrestrained strength from the dog's attacks, but you mind was more concern of the cat in your arms.
When Bucky saw this. How you were literally sacrificing your body for Alpine; well he almost went full winter soldier mode. Like... no one touches "his girls". No one. But he managed to hold it back (cause we don't want to hurt the doggo) and of course, saves the day.
And the next following days were just how Bucky clings to you and do every little thing for you so you don't have to lift a finger when he's around.
You pull out your mug, he would take it from you and get your coffee done before you could stop him. You open the cabinet door in the storage room, he'd take the vaccum out before you could reach out to it. He made sure that your breakfast, lunch and dinner was on the dot; of course he was the chef of all the amazing dishes served to you.
It was nice and all at first but its not like you were paralyzed or something. And its been nearly 2 weeks. Your wounds were almost healed. You wanted to do something at least but apparently Bucky thinks that you needed rest.
So you kinda raised your tone, "i can't even make grab myself snack from the kitchen now? Whats next, Bucky? You'll bathe me? Or better yet you'll help me to get off? Cause god forbid I can't even turn on a fucking vibrator because I'm 'severely injured ' "
You were spouting all the things that you thought he wouldn't have the guts to do, just to make him stop doing literally everything for you. But turns out he was more than willing to do exactly what you just proposed.
Maybe he don't even need to use the vibrator. Maybe his fingers were enough, or his mouth, or his cock.
This is how I imagined it in my head, but feel free to write in your own way though! Have a nice day, love ♡
Girl look at that request 💀 you’re insane
Here you go!! <3
(I most definitely did not do your request justice im so sorry)
Let Me Do It Myself
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It had been nearly two weeks since you saved Alpine from the unleashed dog, and Bucky had been hovering over you ever since. At first, it was nice to have someone taking care of you, but now it was starting to feel suffocating.
You were sitting on the couch, trying to work on your laptop, but Bucky kept interrupting you. Every time you tried to do something, he would jump up and do it for you. It was driving you crazy.
"Bucky, please," you said, exasperated. "I can get my own glass of water."
"I just want to help," he replied, looking at you with concern.
"I know, and I appreciate it, but I need to do things for myself. I'm not helpless."
Bucky looked at you for a moment, then nodded slowly. "Okay, I understand. But if you need anything, just ask."
You nodded, relieved that he seemed to be getting the message. But over the next few days, he continued to hover, always ready to jump up and do things for you. You were starting to feel like a burden.
One evening, you were making yourself a sandwich when Bucky walked into the kitchen.
"Let me do that," he said, reaching for the knife.
"No, Bucky," you said firmly. "I can make my own sandwich."
"I just want to help," he repeated.
"I know, but I need to do things for myself. I need to feel like I'm not completely helpless."
Bucky looked at you for a moment, then sighed. "Okay, I understand. But please be careful."
You rolled your eyes. "I will."
As the days passed, you tried to assert your independence, but it seemed like every time you did, Bucky was there to pick up the slack. You were starting to get frustrated.
Then, one day, you snapped.
"I can't even make grab myself snack from the kitchen now?" you said, your voice rising. "What's next, Bucky? You'll bathe me? Or better yet, you'll help me to get off? Because God forbid I can't even turn on a fucking stove because I'm 'severely injured.'"
Bucky looked at you, his expression unreadable. "Is that what you really think of me?"
The passion between them was palpable, the tension wrapping around them tight like a cord in the small bedroom. The thundering rain outside its windows provided the perfect background music for their highly charged moment.

Bucky Barnes had just crossed a line, pushing his luck with pushing the boundaries of her patience, and now he was paying the price. She was angry and she had every right to be. 

'You always do this,' she said, her voice tight with frustration. 'You always think that you know what's better for me than I know for myself.'

'No, I just,' he stumbled over his words, her anger turning him on. 'I don't want you to get hurt.'

She huffed in response, pushing his chest away from her and not even trying to hide her scowl. He stepped back and let his hands slide off of her body, feeling the loss of her warmth instantly.

She knew that her frustration was only turning him on more, which only made her angrier. She wanted to take control of the situation.

' You don't get to make decisions for me, Bucky,' she said, her voice softer this time around, though still firm with her assertion.

He swallowed, his throat actually running dry, his body responding in a way that only she could make it. He stepped closer to her, his hands sliding around her waist before he pulled her into him. 

She expected him to say something in response, not to take her in his arms and bring his lips down upon hers.

Their mouths moved together as if they had done this a million times, each stroke and caress of their lips only making them hungrier for more. His fingers ran up her back, squeezing her closer and further teasing her already sensitised skin.

The taste of him consumed her, making her forget why she was even angry with him in the first place. He let out a groan of satisfaction as her hands ran through his hair, both trying to deepen the kiss.

Finally when they did pull apart, both of them breathing heavily, their eyes connected, neither wanting to break the contact.

He leaned down again, his lips running down her neck, her moan vibrating through his body as he left a trail of gentle kisses. She arched into him as his tongue ran over her collarbone, his hands exploring her body as he moved lower. 

He groaned when his fingers touched her between her thighs and her body instantly reacted, pressing against him, desperate to feel the pleasure his hands were giving her.

He pulled back and looked at her, their eyes still connected as each of them tried to take the other in. His face was filled with admiration and appreciation as he said, 'You're so beautiful.'

He cupped her chin in his hand and kissed her again as he lowered her onto the bed, his body following hers as her hips moved against his. For a moment, he paused, his lips still connected to hers, a question in his eyes, asking for her permission. 

Her eyes answered for her when she let out a soft moan, pushing herself against him even more, pressing his body into hers. 

He responded by pushing himself in, their bodies melting together as he started to move, his hips moments surging upward with each thrust. His hands still moved around her body, both bracing for the intensity of the pleasure, and caressing her soft curves, taking in the sensation of her body against his.

'God, you feel so good,' he said, his words barely audible over her moans of pleasure.

The intensity built as they moved together, each of them finding their release moments later, Bucky burying his face into her neck and calling out her name as his orgasm swept over them.

They laid there, their bodies still connected, until finally Bucky rolled off of her and laid on his back next to her. 

He reached over and gently brushed her hair away from her face, a satisfied smile gracing his face. He paused for a moment, just taking her in, before finally speaking.

'I'm sorry for trying to make decisions for you,' he said softly, regret laced into his voice. 'I just want to take care of you and make sure that nothing ever hurts you. I love you.'

“I love you so much, Bucky.”
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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Y/n: I think I'm dating Kate.
Bucky: What?
Y/N: I'm not sure. It's just a possibility. I could be wrong.
Bucky: But how? When?
Y/N: Well, we spent the entirety of Tony and Pepper's wedding together and it was really nice and we had a really good time. We laughed a lot and we ate and then we danced.
Bucky: Danced? How? Was it a fast dance? Slow dance?
Y/N: It was a slow dance, a waltz. Kate can waltz.
Bucky: Kate can waltz?
Y/N, maliciously: Kate can waltz.
Bucky: ... Look how you just said 'Kate can waltz.'
Y/N: What? I'm just saying, I'm surprised that Kate can waltz.
Bucky: That sounded more like 'I'm surprised I still have my clothes on.'
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Y/N: *arguing with Bucky* You’re such an asshole. And it doesn’t help that you don’t listen to direct orders that I gave you—
Bucky: I love you.
Y/N: What?
Bucky: *panicking* HATE! HATE! I meant I hate you. Dammit autocorrect.
Y/N: This is a verbal conversation, Bucky.
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lives-in-midgard · 1 month
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Y/N: Bucky, can I ask you something?
Bucky: Of course you can, doll.
Y/N: Imagine you're in a room with me and the most beautiful woman in the world who would you rather kiss?
Bucky: Of course, I would kiss you doll and not only because it's you also because you are the most beautiful woman in the world.
Y/N:
Bucky: Come here and let me have the kiss.
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marvelflame2010 · 2 months
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Y/n: Dad, can you please peer pressure me into doing my homework?
Bucky: *not looking up from his book* Do your homework or you're straight
Y/n: I requested to be pressured into doing it, not THREATENED
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themorningsunshine · 2 years
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Bucky:  I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for almost a year now. No response.
Y/N: Wow. They sound stupid.
Bucky: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. 
Y/N: Maybe you need to be a little more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Bucky: I guess you’re right. Hey Y/N, I love you.
Y/N: See! Just say that!
Bucky: Holy fucking shit.
Y/N: If that flies over their head then, sorry Buck, but they're too dumb for you.
Sam in the corner eating popcorn: I live for this
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