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faeriecap · 7 months

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anyways after tagging this post i made edits so u guys could see the vision or whatever

#i speak #steve rogers #captain america #catfa #captain america the first avenger #chris evans #marvel #marvel shitpost #marvel text post meme #text post meme #textpost meme #mcu #mcu meme #stucky #stevebucky #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #steeb #bucket

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madame-helen · 3 months

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#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny humor #funny meme #comedy #fact #facts #marvel #bucky barnes #mcu #echo series #irony #joke #parody

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sharkdadontumbl · 3 days

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🐦

Sam, defender of all pigeons

#sam wilson #the falcon #shitpost #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #marvel #marvel mcu #marvel avengers #the falcon and the winter soldier #tfaws #sharkdadontumbl

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buckymilf · 1 year

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the real dialogue of this scene.

#bucky barnes #bucky #stucky #steve rogers #captain america #stevebucky #marvel #wintershield #steve x bucky #winter soldier #shitpost

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rainingbicycles · 1 year

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Listen, I just want a bit of reassurance that I’m not the only one who spends the majority of my day thinking about, if not reading, fanfiction.

Like, I don’t think you understand -

Watching a movie? = I want that as an AU.

Listening to music? = Daydreaming about fics.

Randomly thinking of a very obscure, specific storyline that I need to read? = Spending a good hour looking for it on ao3, before giving up and realising I’ll just have to write it myself.

HELP ME

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what-do-i-type-here · 3 months

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People keep comparing Destiel to other ships but one I've yet to see is SamBucky/WinterFalcon.

Like on one side you've got a super-human, dark haired, ex-brainwashed, ex-soldier who has blue eyes, a staring problem and also broke out of their mind control to join the other side after beating up their best-friend who thought they were dead.

And on the other hand you've got an older brother without any powers who has lost both of his parents, one of which he watched die at a young age, has a younger brother that looks older than him and he practically raised, who's helped save the world multiple times, died at least once, and dropped out of high school.

And then to top it off they both have this thing where they bicker like an old married couple despite not being together. Also that staring problem where they just look each other in the eyes for large periods of time.

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mrs-assbutt · 5 months

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Rich coming from the person that reads 95% omegaverse.

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stilldani24 · 1 year

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Bucky:

Y/N:

Bucky:

Y/N:

Bucky:

Y/N: nebula stole your arm, didn’t she?

Bucky: nebula stole my arm.

Y/N: got it.

#bucky barnes #avengers #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x you #bucky x you #bucky x reader #marvel #sebastian stan #marvel fanfiction #avengers fanfiction #mcu #winter soldier #guardians of the galaxy #mcu shitpost

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loomontoia · 2 years

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And this is what happens everytime that they try to cook something

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bucknastysbabe · 1 year

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Hi my name is Cal. I love HOTD/Bucky/fandom✨

About me: I’m a current psych major, part-time fruit chopper, Gecko mother always. One recovering alcoholic of 2 years, please feel free to reach out if you struggle or are in the same boat!!! White ass bitch from the Southeast US but will pester you with cultural questions.

I love sexy blonde Incest bitches, incel knight, and unstable metal armed man. Writing started as my sober hobby now I’ve been gifted 2% Latina!

ASOIAF/HOTD/GOT (Targaryens n Velaryons🦚, Criston🦚, Robb, Jon, Jaime)

Note: I do NOT write for Daemon or Luke

I write for marvel (Bucky🦚, Zemo, Marc Spector, Matt Murdock, Adam Warlock)

The Last Of Us (Tommy Miller🦚 and Joel Miller)

Seb Stan Characters: (Lee Bodecker🦚, Charles Blackwood, Steve Kemp, Lance Tucker)

Rdr2 (Arthur Morgan & John Marston)

Ask Box‼️: CLOSED (gotta catch up)

Short headcanons

Blurbs

Questions

Shitposting

Silly edits

Fic length one-shots

Taglist❣️: Comment here (no it’s not a threat…unless?)

Into: M/F, M/M, fem dom, pegging, sex in any position, bdsm (light), breeding kink, man tears, angst, drunk sex, switching, actually non-smut things, daddy kink

Nope: F/F (I’m really bad at writing it and cursed to be really into dicks), literally just ask me!! Dead dove and niche kinks aren’t really an issue unless it’s like gory or stanky

Tags:

Smut 🍐 || Angst 🟢|| SFW 💚 || Dead dove🔫|| Fluff🐼

Kink Bingo - Done!

Au Bingo - indefinite hiatus :(

Marvel:

***More of it is on my Ao3 linked in my bio :)

Bucky Barnes

Masterlist ✨

Baron Helmut Zemo

The Call Girl🍐🐼

ASOIAF/HOTD:

Pairings:

No Conviction - Criston Cole x Aegon II🍐🟢🔫

Aegon II Targaryen

Masterlist ✨

Ser Criston Cole

Masterlist✨

Aemond Targaryen

Misunderstandings? 🟢💚

Winner takes all💚🐼

Get a load of this guy! 🟢🍐

Prince in shining silks💚🐼

Sci-fi AU🍐🟢🔫

Pass the Crown🍐

Jacaerys Velaryon

Winner takes all💚🐼

Prince in shining silks💚🐼

Cruel Summer🍐🐼

Summer Camp Au🍐🟢🐼

A little problem, a lot of patience 🍐🐼

The PR Stunt 🍐🐼

Northron Delights 🍐🐼

Viserys III Targaryen

Unwind🍐

Egotistical 🍐

Ancient Rome AU🟢🍐

Jon Snow

The crow who called wildling🍐🐼

Maegor Targaryen

Belly of the Beast🍐🟢🔫

Daeron Targaryen

Brother Fucking Incest Spectacular🍐🟢🔫

Others:

Tommy Miller (TLOU)

Little Slice o’ Heaven🍐🐼

Dirty Talk🍐🐼

Cockwarming🍐🐼

Lee Bodecker (Devil All The Time)

You can be my daddy🍐🐼

Western AU🍐🐼

Lance Tucker (The Bronze)

God of what? 🍐

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crossthread · 7 months

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There's something so inherently lovely about the trope comrades in arms falling in love. Are we so deeply entangled and connected by our common trauma? Would we ever fall in love if it weren't in the middle of a war? I'd kill for you. I'd die for you. But above all else I fervently wish to live for you. We're deep in the trenches, mud up to our knees and blood on our faces but your warmth makes it bareable. After the war, I wake up panting from nightmares and I always reach for you, even when I can't bear your touch. We've walked hell together. I've seen you commit the most atrocious of sins but I kiss your blood soaked hand so gently because I understand. I was there with you. I cannot bear to ever part from you.

Just. Falling in love in the middle of a war is so tragic and gritty but there's just something about finding softness in the hardest of places.

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bluesunshine21 · 8 months

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Bucky: if I make you breakfast , a simple "thank you" will suffice. None of this"how did you get in my house".

Y/n : ....

#avengers #marvel #mcu #incorrect marvel quotes #mcu fandom #quotes #funny texts #bucky barnes #bucky x y/n #bucky x reader #is this shitposting?

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roshambo05 · 3 months

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Does the MCU not realize that amputees can take off their prosthetics?

Like

Why does putting Bucky's arm in a vice keep him restrained in Civil War? Why does Spidey's webbing prevent him from taking that bitch off? Why is it a massive shock that the Dora can disconnect his arm? Why is there not more content of Bucky just taking off his arm and whacking people with it?

MCU. Please. Stop being a coward. Let Bucky use his arm as a ranged weapon.

#mcu #marvel #bucky barnes #shitpost #disability #amputee

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lanadelreyscokewhor3 · 1 year

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bucky: are you insane??

y/n: yes

bucky: ok

#bucky barnes #bucky barnes smut #james buchanan barnes #james barnes #james bucky barnes #Sebastian Stan #sebastian stan smut #the winter soldier #shitpost #bucky imagine #iam high

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buckymilf · 2 years

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was this made before

#bucky barnes #bucky #stucky #steve rogers #captain america #stevebucky #marvel #wintershield #steve x bucky #winter soldier #shitpost

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rainingbicycles · 2 years

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Okay wait but just imagine Bucky coming out of the portal in endgame and seeing this massive alien army all lined up and they’re facing down this one guy, and Bucky’s all like ‘who’s this idiot?’ and then he realises ‘holy shit, that’s my idiot.’

#bucky barnes #steve rogers #stevebucky #stucky #marvel #marvel memes #avengers endgame #endgame #shitpost #headcanon #til the end of the line #thanos #aliens #the avengers #avengers

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