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painted-doe · 3 months
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welovelouisandbucky · 3 months
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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*
Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*
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Sam: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.
Y/N: I’ll call him.
Steve: Sam and I have both tried six times. What makes you think—
Bucky: Hey, doll.
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Y/N: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Bucky : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Y/N: I—
Y/N: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
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romanoffshouse · 4 months
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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.
Steve: You have Bucky?
Kidnapper: Yeah
Steve: Good luck with that.
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super-marvel-dc · 2 months
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Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Bucky, Wade, and Y/N: Ok.
Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Bucky: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Y/N: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Wade: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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iwannabesawtrapped · 1 year
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just another day of calling big murder men "babygirl"
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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 2 months
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Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?
Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.
Sam: …how many did you find so far?
Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.
Sam: 😨
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incorrectquotesmcu · 13 days
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Wanda, handing Y/N their sandwich: But I added pickles, do you like pickles?
Y/N: I love them!
Bucky, after Wanda leaves: Are you going to eat that?
Y/N: [glares]
Bucky: What? You don’t even like pickles.
Y/N: I do now.
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lanabuckybarnes · 9 days
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Sometime in the 1940s:
Y/N looking up at the stars, cuddling close to Bucky: I wonder what’s out there?
Bucky: Nothing special probably
Y/N: I think there might be aliens or something
Bucky: Don’t be silly
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Avengers compound, after blip:
Y/N staring at Bucky with a smug look: ….
Bucky glaring back: I don’t wanna hear it
Y/N mocking Bucky’s words: Don’t be silly
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Itty bitty post today as I’m stocking up on my lil one shots but there will be another tomorrow hopefully.
I have 2 I can’t wait to share with you all ;).
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lives-in-midgard · 1 month
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Y/N: Can you do the thing?
Bucky [grumpy]: What thing?
Y/N: You know, the thing that makes me so happy.
Bucky: Oh. [starts to smile]
Y/N: Thank you honey.
Bucky: You're welcome doll. [pulls y/n into a hug]
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Bucky: *trying to pull Y/N up from the side of a cliff she fell off of* Y/N, I can’t hang on!
Y/N: Pretend I’m your teammate, Bucky!
Bucky: *loosens his grip*
Y/N: NOT PETER- NOT PETER
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marvel-lous-guy · 6 months
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Steve: okay, team bonding exercises! What is everyone's biggest fear?
Clint: accidentally committing tax fraud
Sam: sharks
Nat: your more likely to be killed by a vending machine than a shark
Peter: actually, your more likely to be bitten by a stranger in New York than by a shark anywhere else in the nation
Clint: I'm changing mine to strangers in New York
Bucky: trains
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Bucky: Can I be frank with you?
Y/N: Sure, but I don’t think changing your name is going to help.
Sam: Can I still be Sam?
Y/N: Hush, Sam. Let Frank speak.
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white-wolf-actually · 2 months
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That boy never minded him own business a day in his goddamn life.
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Steve: Being gay bi is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Bucky: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Steve, getting teary: I love you so much.
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