#bucky rants

[siriusly-parker]

me, a supposed writer, when i can’t find the very specific scenario i made up in my head in any fanfic: am i- am i supposed to write it myself??

#—rant. #regulus black x reader #sirius black x reader #remus lupin x reader #james potter x reader #imagine #fanfic #smut #fluff #angst #joel miller x reader #marauders x reader #hp imagine #steve harrington x reader #steve rogers x reader #bucky barnes x reader #peter parker x reader #criminal minds #aaron hotchner x reader #spencer reid #derek morgan x reader #sorry for the spam lol mb

[holylulusworld]

Just thinking...What if... stalked reader is the crazy one and the "poor" stalker doesn't know what he got himself into. 👀👀

Someone needs to save him from dear Y/N...😂

Reader: "Wait! You didn't stalk me for a week. Where have you been?"

Stalker: "What? I..."

Reader: "We have a routine, Sir. I leave my bedroom curtains open so you can get a glimpse of my cute bottom and I get off imagining you will break into my apartment to eat my coochie!"

Stalker: Loses his shit. "What the fuck!"

Reader: "You can't change our routine out of the blue. Thursday nights are there for our sex dates!"

Stalker: "Sex dates?" *starts to sweat.* He looks around the deserted street, asking himself if this is the right moment to grab you.

Reader: *sighs deeply* "I got the bags with me for a reason," you point at the duffle bags slung over your shoulder. "Now, chop-chop and kidnap me! I want to see your home!"

#lulu rants #ignore me #just thinking #bucky barnes idea #stalker Bucky barnes #tw: mentions of stalking #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes

[kaysteahouse]

Mcu Steve Rogers is so insanely queer it enrages me

"I'd figure I'd wait...for the right partner."

"Kinda hard to find someone with shared life experience."

"Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky."

Stf up and go kiss your best friend

#i rant about these films all the time to my friends #because mcu marvel cant handle blatant queer rep but puts out a story like Bucky and Steves.... #steve rogers #bucky barnes #stucky #steve rogers x bucky barnes #captain america #winter soldier #the winter soldier #james buchanan barnes #james bucky barnes #mcu #marvel #stevebucky

[5ummit]

Stucky used to be my comfort ship.

I used to think Steve and Bucky cared for each other so deeply and tragically that their love – even if only viewed as platonic – could not be denied by anyone. Not after Steve spent THREE whole movies, the entire Cap trilogy, proving how much Bucky meant to him over and over and over. Steve was willing to fight for him and die for him in every single movie. I used to think that even if Marvel gave Steve another love interest, even if he died in Endgame, it wouldn’t change or negate how devoted they were to each other. That they would still be friends “til the end of the line.”

Little did I know what awaited me in Endgame was a fate worse than death.

Steve left and in doing so rewrote everything we thought we knew about him and his relationship with Bucky. About who Steve is as a character entirely. It wasn’t just that he abandoned his supposed best friend, who he had been chasing and obsessing over for years. Who was there for him and looked after him ever since they were children. If Steve had left the Bucky he used to know in the 1940s for some love interest and a life without him, it would still be pretty out of character, but I would eventually get over it. 1940s!Bucky was confident, happy, and had family and friends who cared about him. Endgame!Bucky is not that Bucky.

Endgame!Bucky is broken and lost and just now learning how to be a person again. Endgame!Bucky has no friends and no family. Endgame!Bucky just spent the last 70 years of his life going from one fight to another, being brainwashed and tortured and manipulated and abused. Endgame!Bucky is clinging by a thread to the one and only thing he knows and values in this world: Steve.

This is the Bucky that Steve chose to leave.

If Steve was any kind of friend at all – if Steve was truly a hero and the morally upstanding person he’s portrayed as, a person worthy of wielding Mjolnir – he would know these things about Bucky, his best friend since childhood, and at the very least, would refuse to leave his side until Bucky had some sort of support network and seemed well-adjusted enough to handle it. But he doesn’t. Even in their farewell scene when Bucky (looking like a kicked puppy) says to him “I’m gonna miss you” Steve won’t even echo the sentiment. He just says “it’s gonna be okay,” as if he’s aware of the pain Bucky must be in and essentially tells him, “don’t worry, you’ll get over it.” And I’m not even going to get into the terrible way Steve treated his other best friend, Sam, by keeping him completely in the dark about his plans for absolutely no reason and abandoning him as well.

Marvel didn’t just make Steve act out of character in Endgame in an effort to no-homo him and create a ~surprise twist~. They didn’t just make him a bit selfish and a bad friend. They straight up made him a villain, and I will never ever forgive them for it.

#in honor of the endgame anniversary #have this rant that I've had sitting in my drafts for like two years #which I wrote up at one point to get it out of my system #still just as true now and I'm still mad so I figured I might as well post it #the whole thing would be absolutely shakespearean if it weren't so goddamn out of character #stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #anti endgame #marvel #my words #marvel wank #my meta

[buckysouvenir]

how come i didn't know this existed? so handsome

#bê rants tbh #bucky barnes #sebastian stan

[lexnierg]

Some things about Comic!Natasha Romanoff I think often about

How Natasha thought for YEARS that she was a ballerina with the Bolshoi theatre only to find out it was all a lie

Her marriage / relationship with Nikolai (+ Rose)

How she went from "one in 28 Black Widow Agents" to "the last remaining Black Widow"

Black Widow: No Restraints Play (the whole comic. Everything about this comic is perfect.)

Sally Anne and Natasha's mother-daughter relationship

Rosie and Natasha

How people believed that Black Widow was only Cold War Propaganda and that she isn't real

The implication she might be a descendant of the House of Romanov

Her relationship w/ Bucky

Her relationship friendship w/ Marina

Her brothers (idc about the retcon) and basically her whole entire bio!family

"The Red Death" "The Slavic Shadow"

Her revenge when her sisters got murdered -> her psychopathic side, I need more of it, not less

There's more but those are the main points

#natasha romanoff #natalia romanova #natasha romanov #marvel #mcu #marvel comics #comics #comic books #mcu fandom #marvel mcu #marvel fandom #marvel women #marvel rant #i love her #i wish we got more comic accuracy #winterwidow #bucky x natasha #natasha romonova #black widow

[lovedeathalice]

Tiktok has exposed me to an unpleasant side of people (mostly dudebros womp womp) saying that in civil war Steve should've chosen & sided with tony??? Are you out of your fucking mind...... why in the fuck would he choose tony over bucky?

"Team tony, Bucky literally killed his parents, I'd be mad too."

WHY ARE Y'ALL JUST ALWAYS FUCKING LEAVING OUT THE FACT THAT BUCKY WAS SUBJECTED TO BRAINWASHING AND CONSTANT TORTURE FOR SEVENTY FUCKING YEARS??!?!??? WHY??!?!???

Bucky is a VICTIM.

Bucky is the only family Steve had left. They literally tell each other "'til the end of the line." That's his FAMILY. Of fucking course he'd be loyal to his best friend from day 1.

#rant induced by coming across a comment section FILLED w ppl bashing steve & bucky in civil war #they were bashing bucky especially like what the fuck???? #if bucky has zero defenders then i am dead #stucky

[northlt]

Heard someone say "The Falcon and the Winter Soldier made Captain America political" and how fucking dense do you have to be to utter something like that?? truly?? do you taste shit with how far your head up is in your ass??

Captain America has always been political you fool!!! He was a character created as a superhero fighting the fucking Nazis during WW2. Steve Rogers would hate your guts btw!! He was created with H!tler as a nemesis in mind!! He was born to a single not-well-to-do mother!! He was frail and had a bucket load of conditions that made life really difficult for him!!!

If you think Steve Rogers would have stood for the racism and real life commentary in TFATWS you have severely missed the point of Captain America by miles

Steve Rogers has always been against discrimination!!

#captain america #rant!!! #marvel #steve rogers #bucky barnes #marvel comics #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #chris evans #tfatws #winter soldier

[bucknastysbabe]

At first I wept then I starting thinking dirty dirty dirty things

#cal rants #Bucky barnes

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

Ken: And you had sex with Major Egan how many times?

Buck:...A few.

Ken: Yeah, that’s not technically a bromance anymore, Major.

#masters of the air #mota #buck x bucky #clegan #buckbucky #incorrect mota quotes #headcanon that buck rants to ken bcs ken's the only one who doesn't clown him to hia face #ken lemmons

[fiprobsreblogsalot]

After all this time I still have. Thoughts. About what Sam would be like if he was in the 1600s Avengers What If ep.

REAL Redwing. His little red falcon. The love of his life.

I mean, having him replace Scott in Steve's team is nice. But have you ever thought about ex-King's-army Sam who retired years ago and is now living with Sarah and his nephews and running a tavern with her. Just a regular fisherman with a knack for fighting and his family.

Sam being an old friend of Steve so when Steve's team got tracked down they went to Sam's house. Bucky might or might not have fallen in love at the very first look.

Sam has mechanical wings that he made himself. I love a tech-savvy man.

Look I just want cottagecore Sam okay. I want my man in puffy white shirts with a low cut and loose pants and straw hats. Is that too much to ask.

Bonus Sambucky (and doodle because I'm so normal about 1602 Sam): Bucky going to Sam's house to hide along with his team for the umpteenth time and when it's clear to leave, Sam just calls Bucky back leaning against the door and asks: "Come by again?" And Bucky positively melts. Yeah. I'm not normal about them (they've taken control of me for a year straight with no interruption)

#sam wilson #captain america #falcon #sambucky #buckysam #winterfalcon #bucky barnes #what if #what if 2 #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #mcu #just a long ass very self indulgent rant #don't mind me

[dustyjumpwjngs]

I JUST WATCHED THE FIRST TWO MASTERS OF THE AIR EPISODES AFTER WAITING THREE YEARS. inner child? healed. warning: mota spoilers !!

just a little TOO obsessed with bucky + buck. “don’t count on it”???? DONT COUNT ON IT ! i had better see more of that. i physically need that little catchphrase played out on austin butlers tongue again. catch me quoting that on a gifset. it really is giving “going my way?”

BARRY KEOGHAN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE. his cheeky little smile. him blowing kisses to callum! sweet boy. *pointing to the sky* that’s where i’m going. WHEN HE CALLS THE TWO BUCKS AND BUCKY CALLS HIM THE LITTLE SPOON I GIGGLED! I LOVE THEMM

yeah also the fight scene in episode two um yeah. yeah. bucky teasing “pity pity pity!” he’s the funniest man alive and he knows it. also i find it so amusing that callum turner said for this role he drank a lot of whisky and ate burgers and really that is spot on.

crosby. what an icon. him saying something along the lines of if overthinking was a sport i’d win an award. ughhh also his and bubbles’ friendship! they are so so adorable. bubbles just being called bubbles. i want to tap him on the nose !

lemmons is such a little ball of sunshine. i really appreciate the love that the mechanics are getting because the book did mention them. he loves kids and he has such a bright smile

these are just my initial thoughts after witnessing it with my own two eyeballs. cannot recommend it enough and i will be rewatching until the next episode. i wish they showed more of their training like band of brothers. there is that clip of austin butler marching with some men, though, so i really really hope we get a backstory

ALSO I GENUINELY WENT THROUGH THE. BIGGEST LOUIS HOFFMAN PHASE RECENTLY AND UR TELLING ME HE IS IN THIS SHOW. IM SORRY?? YOURE JOKING. werner pfennig what are you doing here 💝

#big rant!!!! i am having many feelings #shoutout to meatball for best supporting actor #feat. louis hoffman jumpscare #masters of the air spoilers #mota spoilers #masters of the air #mota #hbo war #callum turner #austin butler #barry keoghan #raff law #anthony boyle #louis hoffman #gale buck cleven #john bucky cleven #curtis biddick #ken lemmons #harry crosby

[steveandbuckysdaughter]

Personal review regarding what if…? season 2 episode 8 (spoilers)

No ok, I must admit, the episode was good in some aspects.

Wanda was majestic. Loki and Scott were hilarious and I loved every single moment with them.

Thor was amazing, dark and serious out of loss but still enjoyable, and the crumbs of his relationship with Hela were very nice.

I’ve actually liked Tony for the very first time in my life, probably because I tend to like him a lot more in AUs and fanfictions than I do in the normal timeline.

And then… there were those two.

I will never comprehend why marvel wants Steve to be so dependent on Peggy. And I will never comprehend why, to make him interact with her, they have to destroy or sideline every other relationship he has built, or make his character flat.

Bucky being friends with Scott was amazing, but the fact that him and Steve interacted like two times was extremely disappointing. You’d expect “best friends in every universe”, if you dislike the romantic pairing so much, to acknowledge themselves for more than a few scenes, in only one of which they’re in frame together (Bucky was literally 😐 while his best friend disappeared, come on now).

And the storyline about Peggy coming from another world to save the universe was just… Mbah. It could’ve been executed in another way without including her and it still would have made sense. It really feels like a Y/N insert.

Seeing literally any other character was so good, so fun, and they had to ruin it this way, making Peggy once again the self insert and girlboss she didn’t need to be.

Plus, forgive my constant complaining, but it’s extremely infuriating how all of Steve’s friends were eliminated to put the focus solely on Peggy. Where’s Sam? Where’s Nat? Where’s Clint? It’s not an underrated friendship we’re talking about, a big chunk of the fandom loves the cap quartet or team cap, and after civil war it would have been nice to see them interact, especially after its popularity and popular demand. Outlaw team cap would have been glorious, a good chance to bring back many characters who aren’t here anymore in the right way, and involve characters that are rarely involved in What if in the storyline, for a change.

The treatment of Sam in this series particularly angers me, and even more so in this episode. I understand not involving him in other storylines, but Sam was a big part of CATWS and he wasn’t even in the episode centered on that film. What, because Steve met him while running he can’t be introduced in any other way? And oh, there’s no excuse for this episode. If there was one episode they could have placed Sam in, it was this one. Sam was there in infinity war, where the mess happened, and he should have been with the other avengers in this one.

If marvel wanted to involve someone from another universe so bad, it should have been a Captain America Sam from another universe. Can you imagine the poetry of seeing Steve and Nat again after endgame? Can you imagine having closure with them both, and having fun in the process? It would have been so great.

Another great storyline without involving characters from other universes would have been one where Steve, who touched the time stone, accidentally brought everyone in the past, and he was the only one to remember it. And to go back and prevent everyone’s distraction, he had to recruit the avengers, who don’t know him and don’t trust him but that in the end become his friends and companions. It would have been so interesting to see the original avengers involved in something different from being some side characters or extras in the one woman show that seems to be What if, constantly centered around the same bland, one dimensional reimagined side character. Peggy’s blandness is so obvious in these episodes (aside for some random remarks that made me smile) that literally everyone who’s involved directly with her must be bland like her, otherwise risking to overshadow her.

I don’t think I was supposed to cringe and look away as much as I did during Steggy’s forced scenes, but I did. If they had to force Steggy and Peggy down our throats, at least they could have done something different from the same bland and boring storyline as always. I wouldn’t be as mad as I am now if Peggy and Steve’s relationship wasn’t as bland. I would have preferred an enemies to lovers type of twist or change, where Steve doesn’t trust Peggy and struggles with her because he sees in her a different version of the Peggy that died in that universe. But noooo, god forbid, let’s go with the same old song.

An episode five or ten minutes longer with a better, avengers-centric or Steve-centric storyline would have been much better than what we got.

And given that this was my most anticipated episode, I was very disappointed by it. I hope for the next seasons, if there’s other ones, Marvel will listen to the general complaint regarding Peggy and will give her a break. I don’t think any of the original avengers or relevant MCU characters made as much appearances as Peggy, and being a main focus in four episodes out of nine is ridiculous.

#rant #anti what if #what if spoilers #what if season 2 #anti peggy carter #Steve rogers #pro steve rogers #Bucky Barnes #pro bucky barnes #Stucky #Sam Wilson #pro sam wilson #Sam Wilson is captain America #Natasha Romanoff #Clint Barton #the avengers #Tony stark #you will never catch me using this hashtag again so you better enjoy it #Wanda Maximoff #Thor odinson #Loki Laufeyson #Scott lang #episode review #I’m literally at a loss #they could have made the most glorious medieval au #instead they gave us one of those awful steggy fanfics written in ten minutes #anti steggy #mcu critical #Ross rants

[mondritter]

You know, it's nice to see that I'm not the only one who felt... uneasy(?) about Buckynat getting back together after a decade 🙃

I mean I'm glad, the war is over (permanently I hope FGS), it's been so long but I DON'T LIKE THAT IT WAS WITH THOSE WRITERS and all the circumstances were... Weird and out of the blue? A bit sudden because in Cold War nothing relevant happened... And in Thunderbolts most of the same imo.

I mean why JUST NOW Nat finally decided to go back to him? I want to know her motivations, her thoughts, she's been through so much since The Widow Hunt and yet we don't really know what she thinks about it all.

And apparently those writers are going to write more stuff about them(?)

Look, I would love for an ongoing (I'm a bit tired of minis) for either Bucky or Nat or both separately, with recurring appearances of them in each other's run, appearing at crucial moments, as a cameo or a mention, so that they can be their own characters and not have to be tied to each other, and the reason I wouldn't want a run of the two of them together is because I think there are really very few writers who could handle them both well at the same time.

And I get the impression that if what it turns out those writers are hinting at is a Nat AND Bucky comic, they will end up using her as just a romantic interest and I don't like it at all.

I think I've already commented that I haven't liked how they've written Bucky since Devil's Reign, which happened 2 years ago and so far they haven't given me a reason to change my opinion, if they haven't been able to give a good writing to Bucky which is supposed to have been their main character, most likely they'll end up doing something worse with Nat 😭😭😭

It's as if we can never take a break 😂😭🫠

Well, I just wanted to get this off my chest to see if I could finally calm down a bit LMAO

I can only continue to pray for the miracle of Marjorie Liu writing them both because she is my personal favorite and one of the few I think can put them in a good place 🫡

#buckynat #marvel 616 #Just the thought of what might happen in the future has me on edge #At least the nonsense of V3ntolin being his true love is no longer true #That came out of nowhere as did many things in that comic book #Like the Bucky from another universe manipulating our Bucky so he wouldn't kill her? I mean WTF that was very OoC #I think that's enough rant for today lol #my thoughts

[slashtakemylife]

One more random post hating Steve's ending

So you are telling me Steve has been selfish all this time?

In their defense we did know Steve pursued Bucky because Bucky was one last link to his past so yeah he was chasing Bucky for himself as much as wanting to help Bucky, up to the point of defying everyone for him

Now that Bucky is finally ok and out of the Winter Soldier mindset, he finds himself exactly in the same position as Steve, a man out of time and to boot you also add aliens and sorcerers, so by now he's in the exact same position as Steve when he got defrosted and sent to New York to fight aliens

So you are telling me that Steve, knowing this, left Bucky?

Don't come at me that I'm a shipper, come at me as just the thought, Bucky is right now in the place Steve was 10 years ago but with sooo much bigger baggage and Steve, knowing this, just said like:

Well now since what I've wanted all along was to go back and now I have the chance then I no longer need you (Bucky)

Backflips into the past

#anti endgame #steve and bucky #just ranting and venting #rant #steve rogers #bucky barnes

[ravenromanova]

i’m really about to boycott marvel. WTF DO YOU MEAN BUCKY ISNT IN THE NEW CAPTAIN AMERICA?! how tf are you gonna make a captain america movie and NOT have his best friend? AND NOT TO MENTION BUCKY MIGHT DIE IN THUNDERBOLTS! And the original script for thunderbolts had all the characters dying in the end! WHY IS MARVEL RUNING SHIT? i swear to gods if he dies/ isn’t in the new cap movie im NEVER watching another marvel movie as long as i live. I have no hope for any characters that died coming back. I’ve come to the conclusion that we are never going to see Nat,Wanda,Tony, Steve or Loki ever again. Marvel is really pissing me the fuck off with their decisions lately.

#ravenromanova #wanda maximoff #natasha romanoff #bucky barnes #marvel rant #marvel #loki laufeyson #tony stark #steve rogers #make better choices marvel