every canon fact about Kamal is extremely fucking funny to me. he's the world's most normal man. he's a dental hygienist who likes mecha anime and biking and bunnies and indie folk rock and he now has a boyfriend who is maybe a cryptid and a daughter who can and Will punch things for fun. this is the funniest man I've ever seen and by god I cannot resist making things Happen to him.
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Panel/image 1: Kamal is riding a bike, facing the left side of the image, with Putunia strapped into a child seat on the back of the bike. Kamal is wearing sweatpants, sneakers, a hoodie and a helmet; Putinia is wearing a helmet alongside her usual outfit of a sleeveless dress, black tights, and boxing gloves. Kamal is visibly struggling, shaking and face set in a sweaty grimace, hair blown back in the breeze. He is thinking to himself, "it's free resistance training it's free resistance training keep going oh god just keep moving you're gonna have thighs that could kill god after this oh my god do not stop pedaling you will slide right back down the hill and die instantly probably???" Putunia, grinning with her arms in the air and legs kicking, shouts, "FASTER SOLDIER!!!! BECOME UN-CATCHABLE!!!!!"
Panel/image 2: The panel is divided horizontally with a jagged line. On top, Habit, wearing a ringer t-shirt and an apron, with his hair tied back in a ponytail, is on the phone and smiling warmly. He holds the phone in his right hand with one pinky up, and twirls the cord on his left finger. There are little hearts surrounding his head and speech bubble as he says (in misspelled Habitspeak) "OH IT'S KAMAL!!! Hiiii HI Kamal (smiley face) Are you calling me to say you are safe and having fun at park? I like hearing your voice,". Below the jagged divider line is a scene of Kamal at the park, with Putunia in the background going down a slide in delight, arms in the air. There is also a swingset behind her and two springy-horse toys to the right. Kamal is in the foreground leaning against a payphone with his right arm, holding the receiver in his left, looking completely haggard with his hair a mess, face set in a grimace, and sweat dripping everywhere. He interrupts Habit with, "HI THAT'S GREAT MAN CAN YOU COME PICK US UP THANKS".
Panel/image 3: A flatbed truck is driving facing the right of the screen, with several plants and Kamal's bike in the truck bed. Kamal sits in the passenger side of the truck, one arm hanging out the window, head back and expression exhausted. Habit, driving with both hands on the wheel, tilts his head to look at Putunia sitting at his right with a smile, asking (in mispelled Habitspeak) "Did you have fun??? (smiley face)" Putunia, smiling back, replies, "YEAH!!!!!!!! BUT KAMAL NEEDS MORE TRAINING". Habit adds, "Well, maybe next time".
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Wip whenever the fuck I feel like it!
Or I started more art and i'm happy with it, it's Thursday so why not just post for wip whenever.
Arkanis related ash zombie nerevarine Joshi shit
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