#bum ba bum

[chongoblog]

linking my favorite ProZD video beacuse

#rhythm heaven #air rally #ba bum bum bum\ #Youtube

[xmascritter]

Me and other people who boop for a boop repeatedly booping each other back and forth:

#boop #boop o meter #rhythm heaven #BA BUM BUM BUM *WHACK*

[cherry-bomb-ships]

What is the worst Christmas song and why is it L*ttle Dr*mmer B*y

#censoring it cuz i hate it that much #when i was like 8 that song would send me into a blind rage and i still feel as such #stupid fucking boy and his stupid fucking drum... #go barump ba bum blow your brains out #ruby rambles

[the-drayster]

heyy, you’re friends with that chef dude, right?

tbh I’m just curious about blueberry academy and used that as a way to not feel awkward asking lol. What’s it like there?

@arven-sada-turo

Yeah, Crispin's my pal. They're great.

And feel free to ask whatever about BB! It's pretty cool here. You're Paldean, right? We've had a few exchange students from Naran-uva, and it seems like a nice school.

#The Drayster Take #pokemon irl #pokeblogging #pokeblog rp #//You see it's a pun because his base is in the polar biome. Ba-bum-ching

[yautjalover]

I’ve been thinking a lot about the Yautja who don’t hunt and keep society running. I ended up writing this short female reader x male Yautja. I hope you enjoy it.

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Mating a Farmer Yautja 🪴🌾

Being the only human aboard a Yautja clan-ship was stressful. You had been taken for amusement from the small colony you lived in when you were the sole survivor of a Xenomorph infestation. There were many giant aliens all around you, watching with their predatory gazes, never giving you a minute of solace. It wasn’t until one day that you accidentally walked into a room full of plants that you found your happy place.

The ship had its very own farm in a large space in the center. It was wide and rectangular with every spare inch covered with vertical columns where alien plants grew in. Long basins lined the walls, teeming with many colorful flowering plants that had varying smells that were new to your senses.

Some of the flora were exotic, spicy, sweet, and even ones that smelled bitter. The ones with blue flowers smelled like a spicy mint while the yellow tulip-like ones smelled sweet. As a farmer and botanist yourself, that having been your job on the colony, were excited to learn as much as you could about this alien farm. There was even actual dirt in various parts of the floor where short metal strips kept it in.

The dirt was earthy and damp beneath your fingers. It was dark in color but smelled like home.

Back on the colony the farm you tended relaxed your nerves and helped bring an inner peace that nothing else could. So, of course, you visited this room often to escape the stares of the aliens. Here there were only the plants and a plant couldn’t openly stare at you like you were a freak.

It was one fateful day that your peace was shattered when one of the Yautja walked in carrying a metal container. You stayed hidden in a corner behind a pillar watching the alien pull various items from the box.

They were huge like all of the others, their dreadlock tendrils falling a little past their clavicles. Their hide was a rich muddy brown with lighter mottling of green. Like the other Yautja, this one wore a loincloth but this one’s a green that contrasted nicely with their coloring. Compared to the others, this one was appealing in a way.

You watched as they quickly got to work tending the many plants in the room, watering each one when completed with a hose they procured from the wall, the long black tube never-ending. At some point they came to the pillar that was your hiding space, prompting you to try to make your escape before they noticed you.

It was, however, in vain.

They blocked your route of escape and stood there with an arched brow, their head cocked to the side slightly. Eyes as yellow as a Buttercup peered down at you with curiosity.

“S-sorry. I just needed t-to get some peace. I’ll…umm…get out of your hair.” You mumbled, keeping your head down in submission to avoid their eyes. You steeled yourself for the coming anger but it never did. There wasn’t even a single growl.

“Plants peaceful. Ooman stay. Other Yautja thinks ooman annoying.” They struggled with the pronunciation, a large hand coming to pat your shoulder gently before they got back to work.

You smiled as you watched them pull weeds out of a bed of a big leafy green plant, their claws manipulating the soil.

They continually came back every other day. This was their job, they said. They were a farmer and must tend the plants to keep the clan fed. They taught you some basics when you one day asked to help, sharing that, you too, were a farmer back on your colony. You both bonded over your shared love for plants, teaching each other about techniques you liked to use.

Eventually it came to receiving small gifts from your farmer Yautja. Instead of skulls, like you had come to see was traditional, you found different sorts of flowers left on your cot.

You slept in a small room meant for a child, so anyone could access it, including your Yautja friend.

After so many gifts, you decided to give your own. It had taken a lot to get over the fact that they were the same species that had kidnapped you and that they were an alien interested in wanting something more with you. When it finally did click that you wanted something more, too, you left them a bountiful bouquet of Earth flowers you had grown in your room. You had luckily found the seeds somewhere in a storage bin and decided that this was how you would accept them as your mate.

It was late one evening when you were enjoying the quiet of the plants when your Yautja strolled in, your gift in hand. Their yellow eyes found you in your usual corner and dropped to their knees.

“Mate?” They asked, their head cocking to the side.

You smiled, a blush coloring your cheeks, “Mate.”

Something darkened in your now-mate’s eyes before they threw you over their shoulder and carried you to another secluded corner. There they claimed your body as theirs, your bodies joining at last, surrounded by the flowers and sprouting veggies.

#yautja #predator #avp #yautjalover #fanfic #monster romance #interspecies romance #fluff #teratophillia #farmer Yautja #we are farmers bum ba bum #not farmers insurance #farmer #plant lovers #pots before hoes #seeds before weeds #yautja x human #my wrtitng

[troolyart]

The Adventure Line loves Stanley a lot! Whenever it gets a lil too curious, Stanley will sometimes let it explore. After all, he is the only human around in the office.

Also, the Narrator’s reaction to this happening the first time. The Line wouldn’t let go for about an hour.

#tspud #tspud fanart #tspud Stanley #tspud narrator #the adventure line #bum ba DA DUM DA DUM DA DUM #Line is just very clingy #puppy energy #narrator tsp #the narrator fanart #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #yes i put in more tags #you don't have to read them #... #are you still here?

[hi-there-cake]

follow @cuntunism

(≧∇≦)ﾉ ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ mental breakdowns!!!  ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ q(≧▽≦q)

i did the lineart and @cuntunism​ colored 

#ghost eyes #ghost eyes webtoon #ghost eyes rudy #rudolph richardson #day and night (wjat waht what) bum bum ba bum somethign soemthgin ba ba bum (what what) #tw mental breakdown

[mcytcreatures]

#ba bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum ba da dum #mcyt #lifesteal smp #clownpierce

[batwynn]

Sometimes trauma is 1,000 out of 6,000 photos on your phone that are unbearable to look at without feeling physically sick, but you can’t erase them either. And sometimes Apple likes to pop up a cute little montage of those photos for you to be severally triggered by.

#personal #trauma #CPTSD #fucking iPhones #batwynn talks #black list that last tag to avoid any personal posts #also the weird elevator music over said traumatizing slide show just makes it more surreal #ba ba ba here’s your dead abusive grandfather bababa #and baa ba bap the cats he killed via neglect baa #bum de dum because ASPCA wouldn’t let you take them hum de dum #and they died horribly but maybe not as horribly as he did wazow pow #oh yeah and here’s a reminder that while he hated you in the end he loved you once *sax solo*

[fuckyouheresyourcoffee]

uh.

hwuh.

Maggie asked me to dance and I said yes!?!

gays you have to understand

what if I slip and the bottom of my shoes makes a splickety-boing noise??! i cannot afford to be slapstick-comedied

#WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of #a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt * ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum #mghhh what. whats happening. django hold me. #becoming a pale fainting victorian woman with tuberculosis as we speak #is this what victorian women feel like when they see a shirtsleeve rolled up an arm?? #is this anything #is it

[jackie-shitposts]

beep beep

#this shouldnt make me laugh but. it do #its midnight whatever #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego meme #carmen sandiego edit #carmen sandeigo #zack and ivy #ivy and zack #BA BUM BUM (max and ruby) #i think im funny

[angst-is-love-angst-is-life]

Oh snap it's your birthday?! Happy birthday :D I hope today is a great day!!!

--@whumperofworlds

Thank you so much!!!

😆

#birthday posting #tw flashing gif #(literally— ba bum che) #tw flashing #flashing tw #flashing gif tw #cw flashing #asks #whumperofworlds

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

i love doctor who. they said we get ONE background music. and thats IT!!!!!!!!!!!

#BUM bum bum ba DUM ba da BUM bum bum ba DUM ba da

[taycejalis]

sushi + extra

#jayvik #jayce talis #viktor #jayce #arcane #ew fish breath kisses but viktors down b a d so #taycejalis #baaaa ba daaaaa ba baaaaaa BUM BUM BUM BUM BUMDUDUDUM

[hanasnx]

4 delicious delicious hayden inbox msgs left 💕💕

#they have me going ba bum ba bum

[downfallofi]

I guess the reason I don't like talking about my day at work that much currently is that, invariably, when I'm at the dinner table and I get asked how my day was, my sister lectures me or provokes me saying "So have you talked to admissions about going back to school" and I'm just like trying to ease away from that, because I could use less people staring at me from across the dinner table utterly disappointed in me

#I mean ya know I am the labelled disappointment of the family but #Like for real. #Any work story #Even if its like Joe was such an asshole to me today! #Bryan you should apply to trade school and get your BA #And Im just like :l #Im vastly overwhelmed by work life balance and living in this house and IIIII #Dont think school is for me? #Currently? #BUT how do I fucking say that to you when youre looking at me like Im actually a bum? #And the fucking oldest kid wanted to jump in and be like UW Bothell has a great campus its close to your work! #Yeah kid not the point #I get them wanting good things for me #But my sisters stern disapproval #Just makes me think she just sees me and they all see me #As the failure to launch loser uncle #And I could use less of that #And less being grilled #When Im just trying to eat some soup #Sigh #I really shouldnt tell anybody work stories huh