#bumhole

[spudcity]

February

Winter. Time to eat fat

and watch hockey. In the pewter mornings, the cat,

a black fur sausage with yellow

Houdini eyes, jumps up on the bed and tries

to get onto my head. It’s his

way of telling whether or not I’m dead.

If I’m not, he wants to be scratched; if I am

He’ll think of something. He settles

on my chest, breathing his breath

of burped-up meat and musty sofas,

purring like a washboard. Some other tomcat,

not yet a capon, has been spraying our front door,

declaring war. It’s all about sex and territory,

which are what will finish us off

in the long run. Some cat owners around here

should snip a few testicles. If we wise

hominids were sensible, we’d do that too,

or eat our young, like sharks.

But it’s love that does us in. Over and over

again, He shoots, he scores! and famine

crouches in the bedsheets, ambushing the pulsing

eiderdown, and the windchill factor hits

thirty below, and pollution pours

out of our chimneys to keep us warm.

February, month of despair,

with a skewered heart in the centre.

I think dire thoughts, and lust for French fries

with a splash of vinegar.

Cat, enough of your greedy whining

and your small pink bumhole.

Off my face! You’re the life principle,

more or less, so get going

on a little optimism around here.

Get rid of death. Celebrate increase. Make it be spring.

– Margaret Atwood

#poetry #splash of vinegar #bumhole #Margaret Atwood #february

[grenadinetorture]

#mushrooms #butts #bumhole #teeny mushroom cock

[kibblemaniac]

I know what pain is, its great to be alive.

#the reddit app is being a bumhole so im posting this here first #sweetie bot #sweetie belle #friendship is witchcraft #mlp fanart #doodles #yui94

[quokkafoxtrot]

I’m enjoying Inscryption a lot because… fkn mothman’s in it, ok? It’s like Gwent with animal sacrifice.

But I possibly should have paid closer attention to what I was doing in the first few rounds.

#quokka plays #inscryption #on the upside my bumhole is incredibly powerful

[somaligovernment]

Charles III is gonna meet his mummy very soon

#the fact his fingers finally bursting isn’t even gonna be what takes him out it’s his bumhole cancer #inshallah rest in pestilence

[kotoyin]

ngl kids sword and sheild actually destroyed pkmn for me for almost 5 years but scvi is the most fun I've had with pokemon for a decade

#mobile. #i don't think i have enjoyed a pokemon game as much as this since x&y #possibly approaching hgss levels of affection #the game looks like bumholes but finally #FINALLY #a pokemon game with an acceptable amount of CONTENT

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Acosta setting fastest laps during the end of FP3

#u know at first i was like *u guys r dramatic whats the problem w it now just being practice* #but bc P3 means like place 3 it does look silly #rip acosta tho bc canet beat him w da tow from Arenas n Kelly #no shade to canet tows can b great + he wasnt like up bumholes he was just u know...getting towed #canet smart #acosta smol of brain acosta has monkey brain acosta go ooo-ooo-ahhahh #i kinda wanna see canet v acosta quali P1 face off BUT im not sure track conditions will allow that #also i would shit myself watching them pushing for all time lap record xoxoxo #moto2 #pedro acosta

[izzakitty]

robot

slanderous scum

#d5ac99 is a stupid bumhole #Haha #makemyday

[nachosncheezies]

Can already tell today is gonna be One Of Those Days ffs covid and all its lingeringness can get rekt and fuck all the way off

Resting is SO BORING i wanna punch life in the face my dude

#not me feeling metaphorically (and maybe a lil literally) pugilistic #but not at my wider circumstances more the immediate sense of i just wanna effing do EVERYTHING #but instead i have to rest because there are More Important Things tomorrow and i cant afford a crash #dont get covid kids #screaming into the void instead of overexerting #posts about nothing #i wanna talk to life's manager it can take its fucking lemons and stick them where it'll get citric acid burns in its bumhole thanks

[asscrackcreed]

arbaaz is such a whore youre so right, like 90% of scenes he has in the ac brahman comic feel nsfw when theyre fine. pyara and arbaaz will just be making eye contact and i'm sitting there like woah okay thats a bit much for a pg comic isnt it, pack it in

he reminds me of bayek like he doesn’t do much but it’s just… the way he does certain things

why are u sitting like that? what are u waiting for by sitting specially like that… 🤔🤨

‘pack it in’ HELP THATS SO FUNNY

#suspicious #have u guys seen that video where the girl goes ‘if you ever get stabbed in your bumhole 3 times’ and her mum walks in like #‘i don’t think that’s very funny… can u pack it in’ #assassin's creed #ac #arbaaz mir #bayek of siwa #anonymous #ask

[fhnqbhhr95]

(fhnqbhhr95.tumblr.com) Harley perks up at the idea, but then sadly points out that would require buying lots of makeup, and neither of them can afford that. PROCEED...

#After a nice hallway BJ #Alanah spreads her ass and #for the first time ever #let's Keiran slide his cock right up her tight little bumhole...

[quokkafoxtrot]

Ringworm is a terrible thing for starving campers, but absolutely vital for your bummhole’s health.

Edit: My bumhole is functionally immortal.

#quokka plays #Inscryption #with the most powerful bumhole in the universe