#bungou stray dogs crack

[fritzzes]

i already miss bsd sm so i made a crack video pls enjoy and lmk what u think <33

(season 6 is predicted to be NEXT YEAR so i'll be living off how beautiful s5 dazai and fyodor and sigma are until then)

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bungou sd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs dazai #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd fyodor #soukoku #soukouku #bsd crack #bungou stray dogs crack #bungo stray dogs #chuuya nakahara #Youtube

[imjustabitodd]

BSD Au where everything is mostly the same except that the port mafia is exactly like the god father.

#bsd au #bsd #chuuya #bsd chuuya #bsd mori #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs crack #dazai #bsd akutagawa #akutagawa ryuunosuke

[aarcanechaoss]

Higuchi’s List

A Masterlist of my Higuchi works

These will appear on AO3

Day off

In which the mafia and Higuchi have a day off. The mafia do a group activity while Higuchi has a personal day with her sister

Going Solo

No one trusts that Higuchi can take care of herself on a solo mission, she’ll prove it then.

How Terrible | Part Two | Part Three MDNI 18+

Someone needed to give Higuchi a very much needed self care night- and if that meant Chuuya bringing Dazai into the picture then so be it.

Carnival Day

Higuchi promised her sister she’d take her to the carnival… it just so happened the PM and ADA wanted to go too and they learn something new about the port mafia commander.

Promises in Red MDNI 18+

Chuuya decides he really wants to see what’s beneath that suit… and so when he asked to speak with her privately in his office the click of the lock made it obvious as to his desires

Operation Cherry Blossom

Higuchi’s been acting weird for weeks now, calls and messages pinging throughout the day didn’t help… just what is going on?

Chained to the wall | Part Two

Higuchi was tortured so that Akutagawa would answer questions but he did not answer and she did not yield to the pain.

Safe

It was the way she flinched when Akutagawa’s hand brushed by her thigh.

Oblivious

Higuchi is oblivious to being hit on by the new recruit and the others are annoyed by his behaviour

That was my sister!

A power outage during a storm means staying back late so Higuchi gives her sister (who is afraid of storms) a call… a certain executive may have misconstrued some information.

Little Lies

The Black Lizard see Higuchi chaperoning her sister’s school but… she seems so different? And yes they are her co-workers

Bound by Chain

In which Chuuya and Higuchi have been kidnapped and to get information from Chuuya their captor goes through underhand means.

Sick day

Higuchi is sick and who better to take care of her than the Black Lizard (mostly Tachihara).

Emergency

They fled to Yokohama because it was safer. She became a member of the Port Mafia because it was safer. Yet here he is leaving her with bruises once more.

Don’t get kidnapped

Note to self don’t get kidnapped

At the End

At the end of her rope

Giselle

Higuchi never thought her eight years of Ballet training would come in handy… yet here they are.

Family Matters | Part Two | Part Three

Ichiyo doesn’t join in on a bonding day and well… the others are curious.

Panic

A meeting with the PM goes south fast.

Wicked

Her heels hit the ground in steady beat, eerie silence following as she finally paused a smile wickedly beautiful resting on her lips.

Glass Balloon | Part Two

Ryuunosuke Akutagawa didn't mourn.

#bsd #Bungou stray dogs #bsd smut #bsd ansgt #bsd crack #bsd fluff #bungou stray dogs smut #bungou stray dogs fluff #bungou stray dogs crack #bungou stray dogs angst #Higuchi #bsd higuchi #ichiyo higuchi

[dandelion-roots]

[ID: a digital comic in two panels featuring bungou stray dogs characters. the first shows atsushi banging open a door and shouting, dazai-san! are you oka- the second shows a shot from the anime where chuuya is holding dazai against a wall by his neck. the text reads, homoerotic atmosphere, and four squares with text point out whats happening. they read, casual hand in pocket, chokehold, knife, and lastly um... followed by two sweat drops pointing at chuuya's knee between dazai's legs. a tiny panel in the corner shows atsushi covering his eyes with his tiger paws and blushing as he says, i'm sorry... end ID]

come here. crack open the canon with me for a minute. consider. what if atsushi hadn't listened to everyone telling him dazai would be fine and left to save him only to witness whatever the fuck was going on in that cellar. consider the bit.

#soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #skk #skk fanart #atsushi nakajima #nakahara chuuya #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #bsd atsushi #im a liar it wasnt just for the bit i wanted to study that absolutely WACK perspective shot #and the colours!! its like a sauna in that cellar everything's sooo red #the next shot would be chuuya barking at atsushi abt why hes blushing #also yes ik atsushi wouldnt be able to transform only parts of him like that at that juncture but i love baby tiger paws #if were cracking the canon open anyway why not #also learned FINALLY how to make borders around brushes #first gradients now this bsd is rly opening new horizons for me

[noose-lion]

Dazai gets floor time and Chuuya gets ceiling time. We call that balance.

#bsd #my stuff #screaming into the void #and the void screams back #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #soukoku #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd headcanon #bsd crack #bsd analysis #jester thinks

[seukorei]

femzai phone doodles

#art #bsd #bungou stray dogs #femzai #fem dazai #dazai osamu #dazai bsd #bsd dazai #dazai #i cant get her out of my head #femzai crack cocaine #the braids are my roman empire

[originalartblog]

one dozen donutzai please

#ok this is my last donut post the joke will get old #the thought has been bouncing in my head for a week ever since i read @azapofinspiration's post about how asagiri probably meant #a donut filled with jelly or cream (mystery flavour) and not a donut with a hole #but then @luneariann posted a bunch of donutzais so i finally cracked #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #bsd fanart #nawy's doodles

[cheshire-writer]

The Problem: Mori wants Dazai as his successor. The mafia wants Chuuya as Mori's successor. Dazai doesn't want it. Cannibalism stageplay revealed that Chuuya doesn't want it either.

The solution: They deal with is skk style. They flip coins, draw straws, battle it out at the arcade. Loser has to lead the PM for a week. Winner gets time off. A week later, rinse and repeat.

Yes, they cheat. Yes, they know the other is cheating. No, it doesn't stop them from trying to out-cheat the other. No, they don't miss a beat picking up right where the other left the work, no matter the codewords, operations, secrets, etc involved that they should technically be clueless about. No, they don't think that's strange. Yes, everyone else is screaming into their pillows.

(Bonus: Dazai spends his ill-gotten time off at the agency, working for the government for a given definition of Dazai-working at a job that pays less than 0.01% of the PM boss salary. He does it to be annoying (and also for mental health reasons).

Chuuya spends his ill-gotten time off attending classy wine-tasting events, writing poetry, and being lead singer for a rock band. He's got a healthy life work balance for the first time in his life.)

#bsd #soukoku #bungou stray dogs #skk #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #bsd headcanon #bsd port mafia #bsd port mafia succession crisis #bungou stay dogs #I'd say this is crack but skk evidently excels at making crack real

[daz4i]

bungou stray dogs + @ao3-crack

#bungou stray dogs #soukoku #shin soukoku #ranpoe #bsd dazai #bsd oda sakunosuke #bsd atsushi nakajima #bsd gogol #bsd yukichi fukuzawa #bsd ranpo edogawa #bsd kenji miyazawa #bsd akutagawa ryunosuke #bsd steinbeck #bsd poe #bsd chuuya nakahara #sorry for the notif tumblr user ao3-crack i wanted to properly link back to your blog but adding actual links hides posts from searches iirc

[sensitiveheartless]

Ok, so Muppet AU! Every ability user in canon is a muppet, except for Dazai, who nullifies both abilities and the physical state of being a muppet!

Now that that’s established:

Bram is already kind of a muppet, right?

(Whenever Bram spreads the vampirism, the newly infected muppet just gains a pair of glued-in fangs)

Corruption is just muppet-Chuuya on a string, being swung wildly about like the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Imagine you are a muppet for as long as you can remember, and then one weird human pokes you, and suddenly you are also human for the first time alsksjdjf

Oh and the best part of this AU is Ranpo!!! Because if Fukuzawa convinced Ranpo that he had an ability when he was fifteen, then that means that Fukuzawa simultaneously had to convince a human boy that he was a muppet.

And Ranpo believes this for years.

Ranpo, a human man: “Haha, I have the best ability in the agency! >:D”

Atsushi, a tiger-muppet who has just learned how all this works:

#this is how my brain copes with being cooped up apparently #I cannot properly express just how much the Ranpo bit has been making me crack up it makes me so happy #also holy shit dazai and fyodor’s dynamic is so funny too #breaking news: man has extremely antagonistic relationship with a muppet bent on destroying all muppets #the fuckingg— the alleyway scene. oh my gosh. DEAD APPLE #Dazai sitting at a table with TWO MUPPETS who then proceed to STAB HIM #Dazai having a normal one dkdjfjfjf #don’t mind me I’m losing it #bsd muppet au #bsd #my art #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #bsd bram #bsd fukuchi

[aeshiiteiru]

soo could you write about dazai, chuuya and tecchou's red green and beige flags?

…My Flags?

— Their green, red and beige flags ft. O.Dazai, N. Chuuya, S. Tetchou

— Warnings & Notes

sfw | Mix

|| thx for the request, made me have an unwanted reality check lmao

|| kinda angsty but also fluffy and funny, those are based on my own thoughts and opinions!

m.list | writing rules

— Dazai

The green flags

He tries his best to be a good boyfriend. Of course it takes time and effort, but he really tries to give his all for you and you notice it (most of the time). He just tries his best for you (even though he has his moments)

He showers you with compliments. He wants you to know what he feels for you every step of the way. Some compliments are actually just so ridiculous it’s funny

“Mh, ‘bella! You’re so beautiful I would definitely steal your photos, make a fake account, and impress other people online!”

“That’s, uh….creepy but cute, thank you love…”

Conversation with him are never boring! He will find thousands of stupid topics just to talk to you about them! He wants to hear you laugh and see you smile as you state your opinions on all these weird things. (He probably doesn’t want to do his work smh)

The red flags

He tends to gaslight you…a lot. Mostly about that you’re just paranoid that he gaslights you. He doesn’t do it on purpose most of the time, it’s just how he is.

Unfortunately he still flirts with other women. He isn’t cheating, but the sweet words and looks still happen sometimes. He does it unintentionally, but it’s there, it happens. He says he tries to get rid of these habits, but you’re doubtful.

 Dazai runs away from his problems. Always. Whenever there is a conflict between you two he tries to brush it off and act like everything is okey. That is until he notices you’re genuinely upset with him, then he just leaves. He leaves and returns after a few hours or days of no contact and acts like nothing happened again.

The beige flags

 When he notices that he accidentally made you cry, he will jump on top of you to aggressively suck the tears off your face like some human vacuum in order to make you laugh and feel better. It’s ridiculous but it works.

Whenever you ask him what he wants to eat he always, always replies with “you” or “nothing”. No in-between, no specifics. It was funny at first, but at some point you just started to sigh and shake your head at it.

He keeps his undies that have holes in them so that he can surprise you by walking out the bathroom and tearing them off his body only leaving the waist band. He calls it the “grand reveal”. Always whenever you least expect it. Makes you question many things.

— Chuuya

The green flags

He notices the little things. You have a sparkle in your eyes whenever you see a flower you like? Expect a bouquet of these flowers on the table the next day. You pick out a vegetable from your food because you don’t like it? He noticed, and he made sure that that vegetable never appears in your house ever again.

Yeah so he is always trying to impress you with things. He often makes a fool out of himself because of it, but it brings a smile to your face so you let him do his thing.

Chuuya loves to gossip about people with you. You know the second he says “you won’t believe what happened.” Means you’re in for the hottest, spiciest tea spill in history. His gossip is always so juicy it leaves you gasping with every sentence. You love how he trusts only you with it.

The red flags

The way he expresses his anger makes you feel unsafe sometimes. You never know when he will accidentally harm you during one of his anger outbursts. It’s very worrisome to you and actually him too.

He is an alcoholic already a separate red flag, so stuff happens when he is wasted (which is often). Chuuya often tells you hurtful things during that time. It’s things he would never, ever allow to leave his mouth while sober, but we all know drunk Chuuya is not your Chuuya anymore.

Always needs to know where you are and what you’re doing. He is very, very controlling. Is it because he is worried? Possessive? Obsessive?? No one knows. But he is, and it’s suffocating sometimes. You basically have no privacy. (It’s probably because he has trust issues that you’ll leave him at some point just like others ekhem Dazai )

“So, where are you going? Who will you be with?”

“….to a bar, with just some friends..?”

“Is that so? What friends? Actually, I’ll have some of my men go with you to be sure you’ll be fine.”

“……”

The beige flags

Whenever he spills the hot tea of the day in the mafia, you’re no longer “love, dear, doll or baby” etc. No, no, that’s when you become “dawg” or “bro” and you deal with it. He is not aware of it and you never tell him. You are dawg. That’s final.

Whenever he misplaces his belongings, the first thing he does is ask you “what did you do with my (insert item)?” It doesn’t matter what it is, his phone, his hat whatever, he thinks you took it.

When you guys go to bed he scoots closer and closer over the course of the night in order to cuddle you, except he always scoots a little too much and you always end up falling off the bed, and then when you try to get him to move back a little he will complain that it’s late and you should be sleeping instead of waking him up. (He is only half awake the whole time, forgive him for being a bitch)

— Tetchou

The green flags

He respects your boundaries. When you say no, it means no, and he understands.

He never flinches when you order something no sane person would eat. That's because he also does that. (It should be a red flag that his taste in food is horrendous, but he will never judge you sooo forgiven)

He always listens to you. He might not understand a thing you're talking about, or might not get why that thing is so exciting but he will listen, and agree with everything you say to show you he is interested and is paying attention.

The red flags

Puts his job above you. You always come second. He loves you, but if the job required him to break up with you, he would without a second thought. I’m sorry, justice above all.

He is lacking in emotional intelligence. He doesn't really know how to comfort you or empathize with you which leaves you to mostly deal with the emotional distress yourself.

Sleeps with his socks on during summer. Thats all, that’s the reddest flag.

The beige flags

Whenever he's hungry and you're not he will starve himself, because he refuses to eat when you're not eating. It makes him feel bad and you don’t get why.

Whenever you ask him a question he will answer without elaboration. —

"How was work?"

"Good. As usually."

— A man of few words, but you need him to spill the details, right now.

He can't use emojis. He thinks “🙄” is someone looking up, not an eye-roll. It makes texting more difficult than it should…

Copyright © 2023 Aeshiiteiru.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd tetchou #tetchou x reader #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs dazai #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #tetchou suehiro #dazai x reader #chuuya x reader #bsd fluff #bsd flags #bsd angst #bsd crack

[walmart-miku]

ok people we gotta stop making mori the source of all evil with soukoku. Yes mori is evil about how he treated yosano and a lot of the pm members but that's a whole other can of worms.

Anyways with skk MORI WOULD NOT TRY TO GET IN THEIR WAY IN FACT HE WOULD ENCOURAGE THEIR ASSES TO GET TOGETHER THIS PANEL EXISTS FOR A REASON.

MORI SHIPS THEM SO BAD ITS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS.

Fics need to stop making this dude try to prevent skk from dating. I want a crack fic where mori is just like "Hey how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?" To both dazai and chuuya. I want mori shenanigans where he's actively trying so hard to set them up and Elise is sitting in a corner with kouyou and they're hard core judging him.

#Every skk fic I read is another skk fic where mori is actively getting in the way of skk #I have very complicated feelings about mori ok #hate his ass #But he's also a silly little guy #He fucked up yosano really badly and I absolutely adore yosano she is best girl I will fight you on this #But also he's a pathetic cringe fail wet cat of a man #Do you see where in going with this? #Mori is the definition of morally grey #But uh yeah #I think mori trying to get skk together would make for a fantastic crack fic if anyones interested in writing it #And yes the “how was ur day do u like to kiss guys?” Is from the my while family thinks I'm gay song bc yes #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #soukoku #bsd mori

[imjustabitodd]

Every day when I type sigma x reader I get scared that it will be those alpha male sigmas x reader and not the sigma from BSD that will pop up

#bsd sigma #sigma bungou stray dogs #sigma #bungou stray dogs crack #bungou stray dogs #BSD

[aarcanechaoss]

Can you do a bsd fic with tachi asking gin about why she dresses up as a boy in the mafia

Sorry this isn’t a fic but I thought of this and it was funnier to do

“Hey Gin.” Tachihara called, stumbling up the last few steps towards the elevator. “Hold the lift!”

“Holding.” Gin said with a snort. He was quick to step inside.

The ding of the elevator rang as it shut behind him.

“So…” he began, the silence a little too awkward for his liking. “Can I ask a question?”

“Can I stop you?”

“Not really.” She laughed at that.

“Fine go ahead. But if it’s invasive I get to punch you.”

“By all means… so can I ask why you dress up as a boy? I mean nothing wrong with being comfortable but I’ve seen you outside of work and you’re very pretty.”

“Well I don’t really aim to dress as a boy.” She said.

“Sorry that came out wrong. I mean ya know big sis wears a suit and all, she still looks quite feminine, again nothing wrong with not. Just been curious because you wear pretty dresses and stuff.”

After a moment Gin hums, taking in the question.

“Don’t want to get blood on my good clothes.”

“Ah… is that it?”

“Pretty much.”

“Cool.”

“Cool indeed.”

“It’s awkward now isn’t it?” Tachihara hummed.

“Yep.”

“Cool.”

“Please stop saying cool.”

“Can do!”

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd crack #Bungou stray dogs crack

[weretiger-be-my-horse]

so a while ago i read a theory on reddit (can't recall the user, sorry) that said that asagiri purposely shortened the manga chapters after season 4 was released so that the anime adaptation caught up to the manga. if you are a manga reader, you already know this is true and that season 5 episode 11 goes in fact beyond the manga plot.

this reddit user gave various reasons for this. one (and perhaps the most plausible one) said that it was to force manga readers to watch the season 5 finale. but i think i recall that another option may have been to tie up the manga and the anime, since parallel worlds have a special and pivotal role in bsd (we literally have the beast universe there) and therefore asagiri would be treating the manga and anime storylines as parallel worlds/universes.

and i can't help but worry because i was so relieved when dazai and fukuzawa came out of the conflict alright and everyone started to wake up. we got the detectives back, the hunting dogs (except for yosano, tachihara and jouno) and some port mafia members such as akutagawa and chuuya. both enemies (fyodor and fukuchi) were defeated AND killed. this puts the entirety of the fandom at ease.

the last few seconds of the episode show atsushi and akutagawa fighting against an ame-no-gozen wielder, who has fukuchi's scars and is also wearing a mask similar to the one he's wearing in an official art. so it's HEAVILY hinted that it's him.

now, the thing is, what if the manga takes another direction? what if that fukuchi is there because in the manga the ada loses and fukuchi/fyodor uses the book to jump into the reality where they don't win, which is the anime?

like now we manga readers are sort of relieved because the anime showed us how the arc ends, right? we just watched it. we will read that in the october chapter, right?

but what if

#sorry this is crack #it would be so cool #but at the same time a bitch move #idk #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd manga #bsd anime #bsd fukuchi #bsd fyodor #bsd season 5 #bungou stray dogs season 5 #bsd s5 ep 11 #ñ #bsd anime spoilers #bungou stray dogs anime spoilers #bungo strat dogs anime #bungou stray dogs anime #bungou stray dogs manga #bungo stray dogs manga #bsd manga spoilers #bsd meta #bsd theory

[noose-lion]

#sigma #sigma bungou stray dogs #bsd sigma #bsd #my stuff #screaming into the void #and the void screams back #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd memes #bsd meme #bsd crack