#burning hot indeed 😩

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (16)

*When Festus, Lysistrata, and Sejanus joined Coryo at the train station to meet their Tributes*

Festus: Oh, for the love of Panem! We have been waiting here all morning!😩

Sejanus: It’s so hot! I’m sweating like a pig for slaughter!

Festus: The sun! The sun is burning me! I’m melting! *starts taking off his clothes*

Coryo: I told you guys to bring a freaking umbrella- Festus! Festus, No! Stop stripping on broad daylight!

Sejanus: Can’t they just use a hovercraft or something?!

Coryo: We don’t make the rules, Babe!

Sejanus: But I’m hot!

Coryo: Of course you are, Babe.

Sejanus: So you’re saying I’m hot?

Coryo: I’m not dating you for nothing, ya know.

Sejanus: Oh, Coryo, my love, you are the best!😍

Festus: Stop being so lovey-dovey, Snow! I’m literally sweating like some poor soul in Dr. Gaul’s lab!😩

Lysistrata: *pulls out four sunglasses and a mini portable electric fan* This is why I’m here. You guys can’t live without me.

Coryo: Thank Panem for Lizzie!

Lysistrata: True. I am a gift.

Coryo: If it weren’t for you, I would’ve been stuck here waiting with two naked classmates.

Festus: To be fair, I still have my skirt uniform on.

Sejanus: I haven’t even taken off my pants yet, Coryo, my Snow Angel~.😘

Lysistrata: *Side eyes Coryo* We don’t know these idiots.

Coryo: Indeed. We have never met them before.

Sejanus: By the way, I brought ham sandwiches for all the Tributes.

Lysistrata: You what?!

Coryo: Thanks for reminding me why I love you, Babe.

Festus: Can I have a bite?🥺

Sejanus: I thought feeding them might help us give a good first impression.

Coryo: That’s not a bad idea, Babe. Good thinking.

Sejanus: Was that a compliment, my love?!😍

Coryo: Yeah. . .

Lysistrata: And I thought I was the only one who has brain cells.

Festus: But do you have extra sandwiches for us? I know Coryo wants one as well-

Coryo: Don’t call me out on the open, Creed! I just haven’t eaten my breakfast yet.

Festus: Which is?

Coryo: Obviously, whatever my rich boyfriend provides.

Sejanus: You mean your fiancé.😘

Coryo: Sure. Why not.

Sejanus: Oh, Coryo, my Snow Angel, I love you-

Coryo: Thanks. Love you too, Babe.

Sejanus: But seriously, please don’t tell me that I’m the only one who brought gifts.

Lysistrata: I did brought some vitamins.

Coryo: Well, you all know that I’m poor and don’t have any money. So don’t expect much from me.

Festus: Nobody told me to bring gifts for the Tributes.

Lysistrata: So you and Coryo have nothing?

Coryo: What? Do you expect me to ransack my grandmother’s rose garden?

Sejanus: *sighs* I’ll call my Ma. Let’s just give them something sweet.

Festus: And please tell Ma to bring us 4 bottles of posca. I’m thirsty~.🥺

*24 gift baskets and 4 empty bottles of posca later, the train with the Tributes finally arrived*

Drunk!Sejanus: YOO-HOO~!😙 Marcus, remember me? It’s me! Your classmate from District 2! Sejanus Plinth!

Marcus: Oh, Panem, no! Just no! Not him! Not Idiot Sejanus Plinth!

Reaper: Oi, two! You guys know each other?!😠

Marcus: *starts sweating profusely* Nope. Never. Never met those drunks before in my life.

Coral: Oh, really?😒

Marcus: I swear on my mother’s cooking! Just look at those posh idiots! They’re too Capitol!

Drunk!Sejanus: Marcus~! Hey, Marcus, meet my gorgeous boyfriend, Coryo Snow~!🥰

Drunk!Coryo: *waves both hands up in the air* Hi, Marcus~!🥴 Welcome to the Capitol! I hope to see you at my wedding!

Marcus: This must be a fever dream.

Sabyn: More like a nightmare.

Drunk!Sejanus: So how’s District 2,

My bro~? Did they miss me?

Reaper: You’re bros?!

Dill: You know these people, Marc-

Marcus: No! They’re clearly talking about a different Marcus!

Treech: Who is apparently also from District 2?!

Drunk!Coryo: We also brought you some gift baskets and ham sandwiches~!

Drunk!Sejanus: We should celebrate!

Drunk!Lysistrata: Yeah~! Where are the confettis?! Festus, where are the mini party poppers?! Did you eat them too?

Drunk!Festus: Wait just a minute, Lizzie~. I still need to put my skirt on- Where’s my skirt?!

Drunk!Coryo: You’re wearing them on your head, stupid~!

Tanner: Oh, Panem, Horn of Plenty! Please don’t tell me they’re in charge of the Hunger Games?!😫

Treech: Oh, calm down, Tanner. That’s stupid if you think they’ll allow kids to do that.

Drunk!Festus: My man’s right! That’s so stupid!

Brandy: What’s stupid?

Drunk!Coryo: Making us your Mentors for this year’s Hunger Games.

Lucy Gray: What?! Why?!

Drunk!Festus: Can’t graduate if can’t do it!

Facet: You guys can’t even hold one drink!

Drunk!Coryo: Yes, we can! Look at us~!

Drunk!Sejanus: To be fair, our Dean said that he’ll punish us if we don’t participate~.

Drunk!Lysistrata: Yeah!

Lamina: So you’re Mentors?😧

Tanner: Our Mentors?!

Drunk!Sejanus: Yeah~!

Treech: F*ck! We’re doomed! Just look at them!😫

Mizzen: You know what! I like them idiots! They gave us these gift baskets and sandwiches. *starts eating*

Coral: Mizzen, you pig! Stop eating those evil Capitol cookies!

Mizzen: Why?! It literally taste like ✨Paradise✨ to me!

Drunk!Festus: Is Coral from District 4 here? I’m her Mentor-

Coral: Nope. No Coral from District 4 today!

Drunk!Festus: Why?

Coral: She said she ain’t available.

Drunk!Festus: But I got her a free cheesecake coupon!🥺

Coral: Cheesecake?!

Drunk!Festus: Yeah.

Coral: Hi! My name’s Coral-

Drunk!Coryo: How about one Lucy Gray from District 12? Does she know how to sing ✨Snow On The Beach✨?

Lucy Gray: *starts laughing and rolling on the ground*

Drunk!Lysistrata: Jessup~! Jessup from 12~? Where you at, my man? I have vitamins for you!

Jessup: Jessup ain’t here either-

Drunk!Lysistrata: Are you Jessup? ‘Cuz if you are, you’re just up my alley-

Peacekeepers: Ok! That’s enough! Show’s over! We’re taking the Tributes to the zoo!

Drunk!Coryo: *points at the Tributes’ truck* Is that the party bus?

Peacekeepers: Party what?

Drunk!Coryo: Can we ride with them to the zoo?🥺

Drunk!Sejanus: Yeah! Can we, Sir? Pretty please?

Drunk!Coryo: Sir, I wanna ride the party bus with my friends!

Drunk!Festus: I call shotgun!

Drunk!Lysistrata: Can I drive?

Peacekeepers: That’s it! Show’s over! Everyone, get in the freaking bus before I call the authorities!

Drunk!Sejanus: But Felix Ravinstill is the authority!

Drunk!Festus: And he said yes!

Drunk!Coryo: Yeah! We’re gonna ride the party bus!

Lucy Gray: Can we still keep the gift baskets and sandwiches?

Drunk!Sejanus: Of course! I’ll tell my Ma you like them.

Drunk!Lysistrata: Yeah! They better give those to the Tributes!

Peacekeepers: Or what, kid. You four are already in trouble.

Drunk!Coryo: We’ll tell Felix Ravinstill! Don’t you know that he’s the current President of Panem!

Peacekeepers: *sighs* We don’t get paid enough for this.

Reaper: *grabs a very drunk Coryo by the waist and carries him like a sack of potatoes* Damn! This one’s light as a feather!

Drunk!Sejanus: Hey! Let go of my boyfriend! He’s mine!

Treech: I am not sitting with those weirdos!

Marcus: Could someone please trade places with me?!

Jessup: Nah. We good. *starts to carry a very drunk Lysistrata*

Coral: Yo, I think my Mender just fainted.

Drunk!Festus: Mentor. Not Mend-

Mizzen: Can I get another gift basket?

#tbosas #crack #crack post #crackship #coriolanus snow #president snow #sejanus plinth #lucy gray baird #festus creed #lysistrata vickers #reaper ash #treech #mizzen #coral #jessup diggs #brandy #lamina #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #suzanne collins #thg #thg incorrect quotes #tbosas fic #tbosas incorrect quotes #snowjanus #snowplinth #coriolanus x sejanus #alternative universe #crack treated seriously

[dilemmaontwolegs]

I’m sorry to hear about your interrupted morning 😩 if you’re looking for requests, I absolutely adore your stucky x reader fics and your smut is just *chefs kiss* 👀

Thank you so much Katie! So this is how I wish my morning went...I am so happy to share it with you too <3

Morning Sex || Stucky

Warnings: 18+ only, NSFW, double penetration, cream pie, pure filth and nothing else WC: ~850

main masterlist || bucky masterlist

Your body was overheated but you couldn’t move. It felt as if you were trapped between two man-sized lumps of hot coal and if it wasn’t for Bucky’s vibranium arm giving you some reprieve you would have surely melted. You couldn't wait for winter to return and enjoy their need to pin you between their bodies but these summer nights were far too hot for it.

Your squirming woke Bucky first, his arm tightening slightly around your waist and pulling your back closer to his chest as his gravelly voice whispered in your ear. “It’s too early, doll, go back to sleep.”

Sensing your body had moved away from his, Steve shuffled closer and now you were even hotter than before. In a last ditch attempt to cool down you hooked your leg over Steve’s hip and tried to reach out with your foot for the cool air at the edge of the blanket. Steve sighed as he felt your naked body pressing against his and his cock woke up before he did.

“Good morning, angel.” He murmured as his hands roamed up your thigh to rest next to Bucky’s arm across your hip.

The heat burning through your body was now for an entirely different reason and you felt Steve’s hips moving as his blunt head teased between your legs. A soft moan filled the air and you felt Bucky’s cock growing hard behind you at the sound, their tips meeting together at your pussy lips.

“Good morning indeed.” You purred as you rolled your hips, your slick folds teasing over both their cocks and they moaned as your moisture rolled down their shafts.

You knew Bucky was tired and he had only arrived home from his mission a few hours ago but his body betrayed his need for sleep with a stronger need for your body. It was an almost unspoken rule that had come about and you gasped as his head pushed through your folds first and he kissed your neck as he came to a stop deep inside you. Steve lifted your leg higher and you were lucky he had stretched you nice and good last night or you could not have taken them both this morning.

“Breathe, babygirl, you take us both so well.” Steve encouraged as his head breached your entrance and he slowly pumped his hips so each time his cock slipped in a little more.

“Oh fuck.” You moaned as your eyes shut and your walls struggled to fit both of their thick shafts.

Bucky’s fingers teased your nipples as he held you still against him and let Steve fuck into you. You could tell when Steve’s cock hit his just right as Bucky’s breath would hit your neck as he exhaled deeply and his chest would shudder behind you. “Feels so good, god. This is why I came home.”

His voice was still laden with sleep but the deep tone all quiet in your ear left your pussy clenching and both of your men moaned as you tightened around them. Steve was spurred into action as he revelled in how both you and Bucky responded to him, he pushed your legs wider as he shoved his leg between yours and he hooked his heel over Bucky’s thigh. Using Bucky as an anchor he slammed himself into you, knocking the breath from your lungs as your nails raked down his back in ecstasy.

“Oh god, yes, I’m so fucking full…I’m gonna-” You gasped as Bucky sucked hard on your neck and Steve stole your cries with a kiss.

Steve could hardly move as your pussy clamped around them and your legs trembled. Your body threatened to pull away from them as your pleasure mounted but Bucky’s arm tightened its hold and kept you firmly in place as he let your body milk him, Steve’s satisfied moans joining him as their cocks pulsed against each other and they filled you to the brim with their cum.

Your pussy ached so good as Steve gently pulled himself out and collapsed on his back, his chest puffing, and your lips pouted as Bucky followed him, leaving you empty. Warmth leaked out of your swollen cunt and you caught Steve’s proud smile as he watched their cum running over your leg, the heady smell of sex filled the air. He couldn’t resist pulling you into his arms at the sight of you, looking so sexy and satiated.

Bucky’s hand slipped from your hip as you curled into Steve’s side and you looked back wondering why he hadn’t followed but found his eyes closed and lips parted, a soft snore escaping. He must have been tired to miss out on post bliss snuggles but you let him be and just watched Steve’s contented face relax before your eyes.

“Shower or bath?” Steve offered as he drew invisible pictures across your back.

Bucky always joined you for baths and you didn’t want him to miss out because he needed his rest. “Shower. We can bathe together later.”

Steve’s eyes flickered to his friend and his lips tipped up as the thought. “Good idea, angel.”

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[jjofalltrades]

In honor of Thirsty Thursday, any head canons you want to share about Arya and Gendry's sex life in Wolf Hunt, Hello or The Art of War?

Hola, Anon!

Late, once again, to the party 😅 I had to come to terms with the fact it was, indeed, Thursday. And I had slept through all of Wednesday.

I do love this request because it’s given me a chance to really look at the different dynamics this couple has throughout 3 different AUs.

Thank you, dear Anon!

WOLF HUNT:

They’re both going to be awful at foreplay and sex for the first few times. Simply because neither has really opened up and made themselves vulnerable to what gets them going from other partners. I’ll try to make it as sexy as possible but they’re basically living out teenager fantasies from their daydreams and it doesn’t always go according to plan 🤣

A lot of their time is going to be quick, dirty, and the equivalent of macking in the school supply closet. I know Gendry loves to work Arya into a frenzy while they’re at the office together. He enjoys when she is finally able to let go; show him exactly what she’s been picturing all day.

Arya wears pencil skirts to work after she finds out it’s what distracts Gendry the most. A pair of pumps, a tight skirt, and a pencil hanging out of the corner of her mouth. There will be a lot of cat-and-mouth (stag and wolf??) play.

Also, Gendry likes to play caveman and just throw Arya over his shoulder and put her where he wants her. She can be more stubborn than he and sometimes he just needs to make sure they can both get to the point, ya know?

HELLO:

Since Gendry has all of his memories in the present, he basically has a chest code to Arya’s body. Makes him the perfect lover, at first. But a girl starts to wonder how he knows all these things & another part wants to start spicing things up. What do you do when your partner anticipated your every move?

They’ll have more of the honeymoon, slow and tender, type of loving. Taking their time with the physical aspect of their relationship since they’ve covered everything else during their friendship over the years.

Gendry says he’s worshipping her. Arya thinks he’s into edging. Eventually, they’ll have to figure out how to compromise in the middle. They do have a string of murders to solve after all.

THE ART OF WAR:

You know that meme of Snape where it’s captioned “my body is ready”? That’s Professor Waters. Dude is the proverbial boy-next-door who is ready for whatever Professor Stark wants. She’s in the lead and gets to steer this ship. She wants a slow burn? Done. She wants friends-with-benefits? Lock and loaded. Unrequited love? That hurts but he respects her choice.

But don’t get him wrong, this guy isn’t going to keep his feelings hidden. Gendry puts it out there and let’s her decide what to do with it. She’s obviously got some baggage to deal with but he’ll be there whenever.

It only gets hot and heavy once or twice, though. More of a heat of the moment. Their foreplay is argumentative and competitive. Gods, are they competitive 🤦🏻‍♀️😩 Which might be the reason why things get so steamy before Arya knows if she’s ready for anything more.

Apples.

Apples are gonna be a thing between those two. And rain. Wait until spring. Apples, rain, tea, and the smell of books.

Maybe a ruler in there somewhere. The slap of a ruler on a desk…a chalkboard….and…😏

Got to touch base with all the classics.

#gendrya #arya x gendry #gendry x arya #arya stark #gendry baratheon #gendry waters #gendrya fics #thirstythursday #wolf hunt #hello #the art of war #modern au

[sparrow-stunned]

Okay okay i just need to ramble about the yandere xiao fic because woah it was so 😭🥰

It genuinely filled me with pure dread to the point i closed my curtains and it’s been a long time since anyone’s writing was able to do that. So like very props to you because your writing??? Absolutely immaculate 😩👌

A lot of writers forget that the yandere trope is supposed to be terrifying yet also enjoyable for the reader, like they just write a kidnappingbut make the character slightly overprotective, but not really intimidating. But you, oh you managed to capture that feeling of horror, the slow loss of hope, the drowsy feeling of separating yourself from reality because of it all just ugh it’s so perfect, love it so so much.

Also i was crying during the end, when Eula came to save us 🥺 it made me so sad, the lost love between darling and her. I was practically screaming in my head “no!! Eula run away!! Don’t die for this!!” And i’m so glad she (hopefully) got away without any extra harm to her. I hope she got to go live a happy life and find someone else to love her, getting to move on from the reader. Sad but I wish only the best for my favorite woman <\3

Anyways sorry for the rambling!! It’s just that your writing is absolutely perfect and i will be re-reading that fic for a good few weeks, i just absolutely had to let you know how perfect that fic

wow, thank you for such a wonderful comment! please don’t be sorry —it’s not rambling to me—because it honestly made my day. I love reading comments/feedback/thoughts about my fics, since my perspective as a writer is very different from that of a reader.

it’s funny that you mention it filled you with dread, because when I write yandere fics, I don’t consciously go for that kinda mood. it just kinda happened with this fic, with the background and characterization.

the xiao I chose to portray was a bit removed from what I would describe as canon xiao—more animalistic, less restraint, none of that morality struggle nonsense, especially considering that he’s really not grappling with things like karmic debt. less traumatized, and a lot more dangerous. so yeah, that mental divide between him and darling, where he truly does not understand what he’s doing wrong, means fun times for everyone.

as for yandere portrayals, soft or sadistic or whatever, i read depending on mood; coincidentally, before writing, I happened to read this amazing darkfic, dead dove do not eat variety. really made me in the mood to write something fucked up—so with the anon request, i was like... how about 'let’s have sex while i'm forcing you to look at a man I killed for you while in a puddle of his blood'

on the one hand, hot. on the other, what the fuck.

(also, I will be honest and say that my brain was in constant thirst mode while writing some parts…)

fanfics are very much personal preference. different strokes for different folks, as the saying goes! I like yandere fics where the danger is subtle. for me, it’s not so much about the capture, but moreso the ✨implications✨. yes, I am indeed a fan of things like suspense and slow burn haha.

i definitely think there’s room for many types of portrayals, though I’m happy to hear you liked mine! my personal preference is focusing on the psychological aspect, which you can definitely see in the fic when darling just kinda goes.. despondent. your comment about the loss of hope and their separation from reality is spot on!

Poor Eula… I was considering having a more, um, gruesome ending, but I love her too much to really go through with it. she’s quite a comfort character for me, so it'd have been jarring to write. I had a lot of fun writing the Eula and darling scenes though, since they were so cute.

overall, a big thank you for the feedback! I really, really appreciated this ask, and I’m happy to see you enjoyed it so much!

#psyche.answers #lovely asks #anonymous asks #screeching about thoughtful comments because it takes actual brain cells which i own none of #gave me a lot to think about #my new favourite phrase is: it's about the ✨implications✨

[moonhoures]

hey mooooooooon 🫂 i really hope ur having a good day so far and keeping well !! sending u lots of hugs today (and everyday!) 💌🫀 pls enjoy this picture i took on my laptop of hoon looking down - he is so hot handsome my eyes are burning 🧎

hi sax!! 😊 thank you so much, i gladly accept all the hugs 😌 and i send all my good vibes and hugs back to you 💓 and thank you for the hoon pic bc he is indeed so hot handsome 😩💔

#also i love your little signature emojis 💌🫀 hehe they’re cute! #📬: mail #💌: sax