you know I really think the alchemists all have to be repressed vampire fuckers. there's no other reason to hate us that much we're all so fucking boring.
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boy do I have news for you
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so tired of how moroi-centric everything is. where's my dhampir sexyman tournament. hashtag dhampir rights
#janine hathaway sweep
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NOT tasha ozera sweeping the sexyman polls have you people no shame she literally killed the queen
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sorry for thinking an anti-monarchist milf is sexy ig
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all the court-based moroi being so scandalised about adrian ivashkov running off with a human is so funny like just say you've never stepped foot outside the wards and go
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i love being on tumblr bc i can come on here and be like we should be able to kill all the royals with hammers. and everyone is like. yeah. but then i have to log off and i'm expected to let the strigoi kill me with hammers bc the royal i'm guarding won't even learn how to throw a punch.
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hate it when I think I have an amazing mutual and then they turn out to be a human rping
#should have known when they said they were a spirit user but like #have you seen how many spirit users are coming out of the woodwork lately?
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oh noooo mr strigoi don't get staked you're so sexy aha
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and is jillian dragomir in the room with us right now
#so the queen supposedly makes quorum and then her '''''sister''''' is never seen again.... #sure jan. sure
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SPOTTED: Rose Hathaway, Dimitri Belikov and Adrian Ivashkov spotted at a dhampir commune in Michigan.
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oh lmao do you think we're gonna get another world changing discovery this week
#isn't ivashkov meant to be living in marital sin or whatever
What is with the alt right's obsession with the r slur?
What is it with the sheep's obsession with thinking that a group of people plotting against us and sit in the same room really differentiate ones another by which side of the room they sit on. Fucking smooth brains.
‘I’ve lost the only person who’s ever known the real me as he died in my arms, the man I love is my nephew and has a stronger claim to the throne that I’ve been fighting for since day one, and I will never have the love and respect of these people even though I nearly died fighting for them. My child was murdered before my eyes, my best friend held hostage and beheaded right in front of me, I’m alone in the world with no one to love or call family. I’m losing the war, and I’m still expected to play by the rules of these so-called ‘saints’ while Cersei destroys everything and everyone.’
Varys:
‘My god it’s the mad king all over again. A psychopath, completely unstable. We need to get rid of her immediately.’
Me: Of course she’s unstable you absolute moron! Perhaps instead of preaching goodness and right or wrong you can maybe actually have a good plan or utilize that vast spy network of yours that you seemed to think was so amazing a few seasons ago. If you’d done that, Rhaegal wouldn’t have died and Missandei wouldn’t have been captured and she wouldn’t be spiraling because of loss, grief, and rage! Honestly, I’d probably be in the same exact position as her! *Heaving air* If you turn away from every leader who disagrees with you on something then you’re going to never have a leader you follow. You’ll be that spider in the garden with no true allegiances who’s trusted by no one the rest of your life! GAH!!!
Burn them all... Game of Thrones gave me the vibes🔥 by the way this last season is... 😄🤪madness . #burnthemall #inkandoil #oilpastel #sketchbook #yinktober2019 #yinktober #inktober #inktoberdayidontknow https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxfzq_cAneG/?igshid=dc5t79n1msve
They done did Missandei dirty. BURN IT ALL FUCKING DOWN. FUCK.
and while you at it, burn Sansa too, k? Cause like...bitch, danys best friend and most trusted advisor has been taken hostage BY CERSEI (like was that not you that was Cersei’s hostage just a moment ago? YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING TERRIBLE IT CAN BE) and then she gonna get snide about dany wanting retribution? Like no, honey.
We burn. You burn. We all burn. #art #painting #burning #burn #burnthemall https://www.instagram.com/p/BtO13keg2l1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=itz0cm93n3zb
For my money there's only two people in the entire series who were fit to rule: Ned Stark and Margaery Tyrell. Daenerys is going to die, and John Snow will probably be the one that kills her. It's sad but she never had a rightful claim, the Targaryens were foreign invaders who traveled across the sea and came into the Stark's backyard among others and told them to bend the knee or die. The best ending would entail there being no Throne for anyone to sit on. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
"It’s not the job of the artist to give the audience what the audience wants. If the audience knew what they needed, then they wouldn’t be the audience. They would be the artists. It is the job of artists to give the audience what they need."
I can’t help it, I am always looking to innovate in life. 🧐 This invasive species of Lantern Flies all need to burn! My wife’s flip flop smacking method, although zen for her while listening to @JoeRogan was way too inefficient. Bring on my new 500,000 BTU propane torch! I’ve increased our kill rate 100 fold! Fired Up!!! 🔥🤪💪🏼 PSA: As a former Wildland Firefighter, please only do this during or post rain storms to ensure a higher relative humidity for your landscape safety. 🤜🏼🔥🤛🏼 . . #lanternflies #fucklanternflies #lanternflykiller #fuckem #burnthemall #homeimprovements (at Upper Macungie Township, Lehigh County, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CS5jNlOsQVj/?utm_medium=tumblr