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blunderpuff · 3 months

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yes, capital punishment is something we should strive to abolish

HOWEVER

when a straight couple does a couple's halloween costume together and the woman goes all out and looks great, but the man puts in minimal effort and looks mostly just like himself and not like he's in a costume...

that is a reasonable exception

#thinking back to when my coworker wanted to be Sophie and Howl for halloween but her worthless husband is such a killjoy he said 'no'#so she did the Janet Snakehole/Burt Macklin from Parks&Rec and got the pillbox hat with veil and the dress and pearls and gloves...#and her worthless husband just wore khakis and sunglasses. that's it. zero effort whatsoever. he's the one who wanted Parks&Rec!#or when they went as Danny and Sandy from Grease and she did her hair and got the poodle skirt and hunted high and low for saddle shoes #and got the jacket... and the great worthless lump just wore a leather jacket. a BROWN leather jacket. & didn't gel his hair or anything #this is officially a Nxx Sxxxxxx Hate Post

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toxictwyla · 4 months

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I just realized, when Andy and April play Burt Macklin and Janet Snakehole, that's absolutely what Saitama and Tatsumaki would do.

#saitatsu

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springusdingus · 4 months

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me playing phantom liberty for a second time

V: BURT MACKLIN, FIA

V: GO FUCK YOURSELF, KURT

#stop right there mr colonel barghest guy #i have a GUN #cyberpunk 2077 #meet hanako at embers #v #phantom liberty #2.1 #gorilla gonk build

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pollsandrecreation · 11 months

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#the johnny karate super awesome musical explosion show

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officiallegopowerminers · 2 years

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Do you think people would have a better reaction toward Chris Pratt if the Mario movie came out off the heels of Parks and Rec? Like " Wow! Lovable Andy/Burt Macklin, everyones favorite goofball is now everyones favorite Italian goofball! Sure his voice leaves something to be desired but he's trying and that's all that matters!"

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unhingedtiktoks · 2 years

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Description: Tiktok from user "neko.cat.cafe". A tabby cat with a white chest is sitting in a basket. A voiceover narrates, "This is Ricearoni. All she does is crime." A black cat with white paws is playing with a blanket. "This is Chef Boyardee. He was accused of many crimes, but it turned out to be his evil twin brother: Geoff Boyardee." A picture shows up of the same cat with a white mustache being held up to his face. A white cat with black spots on his face and tail is getting his belly rubbed. "This is Burt Macklin FBI. Despite his name, he has nothing to do with crime. However, he did once play a corpse on an ABC crime drama." A tortoiseshell cat is gently pawing at a mouse toy. "This is Tortellini, a single mother of five, and she did what she had to do, okay??" A tabby cat with a round face and large eyes is walking on a platform. "This is Polly Pocket. We're pretty confident she's committed crimes, given that her previous nickname was Polly Pickpocket." A tortoiseshell cat with sad eyes and a yellow bow on her collar is looking around calmly. "This is Tofu. She's never committed any crimes, but judging by her eyes, she's seen some." A tabby cat is peeking mischievously from behind a table. "This is Cinnamon and our lawyers said quote we're not at liberty to say."

#tiktok #cats #cat cafe #crimes #seattle

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stories-me · 3 months

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Potential Character for Mrs. Kelsey and Tumblr 1/16/2024:

Ron Swanson, Deadpan Libertarian:

What he’s from: Parks and Recreation.

Character Role:

In the first six seasons of Parks and Recreation, Swanson served as the director of the Pawnee City Department of Parks and Recreation, a role he had for six years when the series began.

Personality:

Ron Swanson is known for his deadpan personality and adherence to many stereotypically masculine traits, like supposedly only having cried two times. Being an extremely private person, he goes so far as to redact his birthday from government documents to keep others from holding parties for him. He enjoys outdoor activities such as hunting, fishing, camping, and woodworking, as well as eating breakfast foods and red meat. He is also able to drink heavily without getting hungover and can chug an entire bottle of alcoholic beverages in one go. Swanson knows almost nothing about popular culture; in “Andy and April’s Fancy Party”, he only recognizes Julia Roberts as the “toothy gal from Mystic Pizza.”

Director of the Parks and Recreation Department:

As director of the Parks and Recreation Department, Swanson puts almost no effort into his job and purposely hires people who are bad at their jobs, like April Ludgate and Andy Dwyer, so they will slow down the government. A caricature of libertarianism, he believes that parks should be privatized and run entirely by corporations for profit, and thus originally did not intend to help Leslie Knope with the park project. He is a strong advocate for small government and believes that the government model should be abolished. He is against almost all government and bureaucracy. He also despises talking to members of the public, choosing to mount a rifle on his desk to scare people away.

Personal Life:

Swanson secretly performs at out-of-town bars as a saxophonist named Duke Silver, which he keeps secret from his colleagues in Pawnee. He fronts a band called the Duke Silver Trio and has released such albums as Memories of Now, Smooth as Silver, and Hi Ho, Duke. His music is especially popular with older women, who find Duke Silver extremely attractive. Eventually, in the two-part season six finale “Moving Up”, he publicly reveals his secret identity at the Unity Concert.

How he is like me:

We both have our own ideas on how things should be done, we both dislike injustice to others, we’re not that big on vegetables (though I do eat some), and we’re both musical. Also, we can both sometimes be very private. We also both like things peaceful and predictable.

How he is NOT like me:

He is stereotypically masculine, and he is a libertarian caricature (I personally don’t really care about government one way or the other).

Kelsey Notes:

Like you, Ron likes peaceful and predictable.

People are usually unsuccessful at trying to pull Ron out of his “box” but when he meets his wife at the end of the series, she never tries to take him out of his box which in turn makes him more open minded

He becomes more likely to change and tolerate things he wouldn’t previously tolerate

It can be overwhelming to engage in conversations with others because you have to listen to what they say, comprehend it, and form a response.

One difficulty you have with story telling is being able to sift through details to provide information about a story or character to have a conversation with another person.

You want them to understand what you’re talking about without them having little to no prior knowledge about the story or character you are presenting to them

One weakness for you that you continually work on is abstract thinking- refer to Andy Dwyer and his character Burt Macklin

**Look into the show Castle**

Ron likes his life to be a certain way, he doesn’t want to work too hard and he’s content with minimalism. Over the years this changes as the people in his life help him to open up more and participate in more than just fishing and hunting.

When we develop friendships with others, we start to realize that we have more interests than we thought and this can make us reflect and think about what we might be missing out on

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xoxo-gopissquirrel · 11 months

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“my names burt macklin. im with the fucking fbi”

-andy dwyer

-christ pratt

-xoxo gossip squirrel

#go piss girl #gossipgirl #gossipsquirrel #parks and rec

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kurmancommunications · 2 years

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Loved spending the morning at @kentstate #homecoming with @amylreynolds1 and Burt Macklin, her beautiful #leonberger. I was very proud of @bijoubarrie as she was a perfect little girl. #leonberger #bijoubarrie #cotondetulear #kentstateuniversity #burtmacklin.leo #ksumdj #goldenflashes (at Kent, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/CjLe2GcrFJo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#homecoming #leonberger #bijoubarrie #cotondetulear #kentstateuniversity #burtmacklin #ksumdj #goldenflashes

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2o2o-kit · 4 years

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