#but 34 and 35 are SO intense and fun

[devildomwriter]

Satan Birthday Special 100 Fun Facts

1. Satan was born from a combination of Lucifer’s intense wrath and him tearing off his wings, this gave Satan flesh for a body

2. Physically, Satan is the youngest but he is ranked fourth as he is fourth strongest of the seven brothers

3. Satan often fears he is nothing but a lesser copy of Lucifer

4. Satan’s wrath was so out of control after his birth his brothers did anything they could to stop his rages, including tying him in chains and stuffing him in a locker, knocking him out, or holding him underwater until he passed out

5. When Satan discovered cats he burst into Levi’s room demanding to know more about this

6. Satan believes Leviathan is mature in the way he focuses on other people’s opinions

7. Satan has always been a demon and accepting wrath as part of who he was so he did not struggle with his sin like his brothers did

8. Satan treasures the first things his brothers ever gave him

9. Satan’s tail is spiky and you can be injured touching it if you aren’t careful

10. Satan gets angriest over petty inconveniences

11. Simeon believes that Satan always only wearing one sleeve of his jackets is his way of rebelling

12. Satan has a tendency to overthink things

13. Satan does his best to avoid arguing with his brothers even when they annoy him

14. Satan is compared to a cat by his brothers due to his tendency to show up in completely random places when you least expect

15. Satan has connections in almost every industry as he’s easily able to socialize and make friends

16. Satan claims his books are organized in a way he understands

17. Once Satan’s books collapsed on him and he stayed there for several days relaxing

18. Satan enjoys the fine arts and likes going to art museums

19. Satan enjoys theatre and the opera

20. Satan easily gets his hands on rare and cursed objects to the point it impresses Lucifer

21. Satan has successfully cursed Lucifer several times. The worst of them being when he transferred his pain from Solomon’s cooking to Lucifer.

22. Satan originally looks down on manga but changes his mind after reading a bunch of manga Levi switched out in his room as a prank

23. Satan loves watching dramas and mysteries, especially Mid-Fall Murders

24. Due to watching crime shows regularly Satan believed that when dining in the human world you tell the waitress you’d like “the usual” and they’ll know what you mean

25. Although originally Satan complains he’s never beat Diavolo in chess, it’s implied he finally beats him in season 3

26. Satan has a major inferiority complex when it comes to Lucifer which causes him to often doubt himself

27. Satan is subscribed to Monthly Devil Architect’s Digest

28. Satan was once cursed to see everything as cats, he wasn’t the least bit bothered

29. Satan gifted Lucifer a scarf that was cursed to grow eternally

30. Satan doesn’t seem to realize how terrifying his anger is when he is visibly confused as to why his brothers are hiding

31. Satan has hoarded cats in the past and is no longer allowed to have any

32. Satan feeds a local cat he has named Sir Cat

33. Satan gives MC instructions on feeding many of the cats who come by serenity manor

34. When attempting to turn Simeon’s cafe into a cat cafe he “borrowed” a bunch of cats from witches. He was distressed when they were all returned to their owners.

35. Satan once fell asleep with a cat in public and ended up covered in Hell Zakura petals. Solomon thought it was cute.

36. Satan cursed a pizza deliverer for putting pineapple on their pizza

37. Satan desires to be on the receiving end of a loving headbutt by a cat in full force

38. Satan checks cat blogs before he goes to bed as they give him energy for the next day

39. Satan has to be told to stop using cat stickies as he puts them everywhere

40. Satan covered his and Belphegor’s laptops in cat stickers

41. Satan enjoys classical music, symphonies, and Ska music

42. Satan prefers food chunkier than smooth because it has more bite to it

43. Satan enjoys the bitterness of Dark chocolate

44. Satan has said his type is someone he can have a mutual understanding with when it comes to anger

45. Satan has had things thrown at his head multiple times in the game, some of these items include a pillow, a piece of trash, and a pile of pancakes

46. Satan hates baby talk, more specifically when Asmodeus uses it

47. Satan has inherited some of Lucifer’s memories and emotions

48. When Satan was cursed to stay close to Lucifer he would just stare and growl at Lucifer from the corner of the room

49. Satan’s antagonistic behavior towards Lucifer is somewhat compulsive as even he wishes he didn’t dedicate so much time to Lucifer but cannot stop himself

50. Satan let’s Belphegor sleep on his lap even though it annoys him

51. Satan learned how to read ancient human text from Solomon

52. Satan considers Mephistopheles an ally since they both dislike Lucifer

53. In a love survey on B’s Log Satan says he wants to “bind and monopolize” his lover and is the active one pursuing love

54. Satan cherishes relationship anniversaries and special dates of remembrance

55. In a relationship with obstacles, Satan chooses to face the difficulties with passion

56. When it comes to a lover, Satan said he would get jealous easily

57. Satan originally did not understand humans and assumed they’d all be fine receiving expensive items and gems as gifts and was angry when MC did not

58. Satan has ranked his favorite cat positions as stalk-straight tail, slow blink, making biscuits, head butting, and bellyflops

59. Satan secretly dislikes Green Peas

60. Satan is annoyed by the RAD Newpsaper Club account and has the notifications for it turned off

61. Satan says he tends to sleep on his stomach to avoid being hit in the face when his books randomly come avalanching down on him

62. Satan starts all his baths by washing his left arm

63. Satan’s daily activity is petting a cat

64. Satan’s dream is to have a cat

65. On sleepless nights, Satan calls MC because he finds their voice soothing

66. Satan’s motto is “Wisdom is the treasure of all generations.”

67. Satan’s rage emits so much energy it’s too much for humans to handle and can shake buildings and break things without getting near them

68. Satan sends cursed chain mail to Lucifer daily

69. When Mammon could only speak cat, Satan was called to help and he spent the day happily playing with cat toys with Mammon

70. Satan became enraged with Raphael when he was compared to Lucifer

71. Satan is very knowledgeable when it comes to the constellations and the specific stars among them

72. Satan believes Easter is the perfect excuse to throw eggs at Lucifer

73. Satan looks forward to fall as he believes it’s the best season for reading

74. Satan has trouble eating something if it looks like a cat

75. Satan always has a bag of cat treats with him wherever he goes

76. Satan seems to remember exactly where he left off in a book when he falls asleep reading. In an interview with B’s Log he says “Yesterday I was in the mood for The Complete Book of Cat's Paws, but I fell asleep on the Havana Brown page, around line no. 27.”

77. Satan sometimes hums the theme song to mid fall murders

78. Satan’s compliments often sound more like insults

79. Satan originally took Levi to be a nobody with no powers.

80. Satan once used Diavolo as a hostage

81. When Satan wanted to get MC a gift he offered to kill someone for them

82. Satan enjoys a railroad building mobile app

83. In the baseball game in the anime, Satan’s team lost 0 to 666 but Satan still claims it’s the game where he trumped Lucifer

84. Satan owns a book that can enter the memories of whoever first opens it

85. Satan built a life like snow sculpture of Lucifer out of spite, knowing Lucifer would feel uncomfortable

86. Satan once decorated the backyard with cat towers hoping it’d become a cat colony

87. Satan is the secretary of the RAD student council

88. Satan is the one who introduced the idea of second-hand/used bookstores to the Devildom.

89. Satan has a collection of priceless jewels that are rare in both the human world and Devildom. It’s not stated how he got his hands on them but he is alluded to being very wealthy by Leviathan

90. Believing they were lost deep in the forest, Satan initiated sex with MC but they were immediately after found by Beelzebub

91. Satan said if he was in a horror movie he’d be the silent killer “helping” the detectives and frame Lucifer for all the murders

92. Satan once got into a fight with Beelzebub over who liked Devilcat most

93. Satan once went to a riddle event with Solomon and MC

94. Satan bribed Barbatos with rare tea to let him go to the human world alone

95. In an interview with B’s Log he said his everyday small happiness is gaining new knowledge

96. Something Satan believes is absolutely not allowed in front of him is disrespecting cats and is quoted saying “Dare to make disrespectful remarks about cats in front of me. I’ll **** and **** your ****.” — B’s log

97. Satan’s three rules for his daily life are — Read books, play with cats, and make time for yourself

98. When asked if he prefers mature or child-like people, he states he prefers mature people and then immediately references Simeon

99. Satan is skilled with cooking stews and enjoys working with the variety of spices and herbs Barbatos gives him

100. Satan believes his composure makes him “cool” and that he only “very, very occasionally” loses his temper

#obey me fun fact #obey me fun facts #obey me satan #om satan #happy birthday Satan #omswd Satan #obey me shall we date Satan

[victoria-styles]

Do you have any Harry Styles smutty prompts?

Actually, I have 38 Harry Styles x reader smut prompts. 😈

1. Harry is tired of Y/N stealing his sweatshirt and sweatpants and makes her take them off.

2. Harry is having a wet dream and wakes Y/N up by grinding against her.

3. Harry is a gynecologist and gives Y/N a pelvic exam.

4. Harry makes Y/N come over and over again until she’s crying.

5. Y/N’s thigh tattoo turns Harry on.

6. Harry is a pornstar and requests a new PornHub model, Y/N to be in his new video.

7. Harry’s raspy morning voice turns Y/N on.

8. After having their baby, Y/N’s breasts are bursting with milk and Harry helps her relieve some of the pain.

9. Y/N surprises Harry by coming home with her nipples pierced.

10. Harry and Y/N are in a movie theater when he starts fingering her.

11. Y/N distracts Harry while he’s in the middle of writing a song.

12. Harry wakes Y/N up by fingering her and eating her out.

13. Harry and Y/N are strangers who get trapped in an elevator together.

14. Harry and Y/N are best friends who are also very affectionate with each other.

15. Harry is eating Y/N out so intensely that he has to stop and pull his hair back into a ponytail.

16. Harry does something to royally piss Y/N off which results in her giving him the silent treatment, so he has to work to get her to make a sound.

17. Step siblings, Harry and Y/N have to share a bed while on vacation with their family.

18. Y/N is sore and horny due to her period.

19. Harry and Y/N are spies on a mission sent to seduce and capture a major drug lord.

20. Y/N gets a new perfume and it drives Harry mad.

21. Y/N is an actress in Vikings and Harry gets jealous of her spending so much time with her costar, Alex Høgh Andersen.

22. Y/N is the pastor’s daughter, but she isn’t so innocent when it comes to Harry.

23. Y/N and Harry are best friends and what started out as an innocent massage turns into something else.

24. Harry begs Y/N to let him fuck her without a condom.

25. Y/N is Harry’s new costar on Don’t Worry Darling and she’s nervous about the sex scene they have to film.

26. Y/N is 8 months pregnant and her large belly and breasts are making Harry go mental.

27. Harry, a demon, persuades Y/N, a human, to have some fun with him.

28. Harry discovers Y/N, a mermaid, living in the lake behind his new house.

29. Eros comes to Earth and seduces Y/N.

30. Harry and Y/N are best friends and when her boyfriend can’t satisfy her, Harry steps in.

31. Harry is a dangerous patient in a mental asylum and Y/N is his nurse.

32. Harry is a well-known sex therapist and helps Y/N.

33. Harry finds Y/N reading smut about him on Tumblr.

34. After Persephone leaves him, Hades!Harry decides to abduct another woman. But this time, he chooses a human.

35. Harry is a SWAT officer and Y/N is a feisty, unhinged criminal.

36. Hades!Harry falls in love with goddess!Y/N.

37. Harry is a psycho masquerading as a haunted house actor when Y/N runs into him.

38. Harry is Y/N’s new stepfather.

#victoria styles #anon #smut #mine #answered anon #harry styles #harry styles smut #ask me anything #send asks #send me anons #harry styles x reader #fic rec #prompts #smutty prompts

[vivwritesfics]

HI love🫶

so thinking landoscar and maxiel

a little written thing at the end of every question that like explains why??

LOVE YOU

1. Who do you think can do several rounds at one night?

2. Who is more vocal in bed? Like moaning, grunting and complimenting

3. Who is better at giving oral?

4. Who is lasting longer at one round?

5. Who is showing more intimacy? Like kissing, looking into eyes while sex

6. Who is better at missionary?

7. Who is better at doggy?

8. Who is better when you're riding them?

9. Who is more likely suggest to make a sex-tape?

10. Who is more likely suggest you to invite his friend to spice up things?

11. Whom you would wake up with blowjob?

12. Who is more gentle during sex?

13. Who likes to give marks? (Hikeys)

14. Who likes to receive marks? (Scratched back and ass)

15. Who is more fun to have sex with? (Like sex with actual laugh)

16. Who is more likely suggest semi-public sex? (Like in WC at party)

17. Who is more into praising?

18. Who has longer dick?

19. Who has more thicker dick?

20. Who is more likely send nudes to you?

21. Who is more likely to cum early at your first sex?

22. Who is more dominant?

23. Who can fuck while standing?

24. Who is more like to cum at blowjob?

25. Who is more likely to give multiple orgasms?

26. Who is more likely do angry or post-fight sex?

27. Who is more into spanking and hair pulling? (Receiving)

28. Who prefer to cum inside?

29. Who is more trimmed and who has more pubic hair?

30. Who is most likely to cum in the same time with you?

31. Who has best hair to play with while making out?

32. Who has best lips to kiss?

33. Who has best broad shoulders?

34. Who has best strong back to scratch while sex?

35. Who has best (strong, veiny) arms? Biceps and triceps

36. Who has best pecs/chest with nipples to kiss?

37. Who has best abs to lick?

38. Who has best happy trail?

39. Who has best ass to squeeze?

40. Who has best tights to sit on?

41. Who is more into shower sex?

42. Who is more into morning sex?

43. Who is more into quickies?

44. Who is more into slow passionate sex?

45. Who is more into fingering?

46. Who is more into handjob (receiving)?

47. Who is more into cumming on you (back or stomach or etc)?

48. Who has vocal kink? (Likes to hear your pantings, moans and screams)

49. Who has praising kink? (Likes to hear compliments)

50. Who has is more into boobs, into ass, into pussy

51. Who wears boxers and who boxer briefs?

52. Who is more likely to be best lover?

Okok got it 🫡

1. Who do you think can do several rounds at one night? - lando and Oscar definitely love it all night long in several different ways, but call Daniel an old man and he and max are keeping ye up all night long

2. Who is more vocal in bed? Like moaning, grunting and complimenting - LANDO DEFINITELY he makes a point of it as well but max definitely loves praising

3. Who is better at giving oral? - Oscar definitely takes his sweet sweet time with oral. Treats it like his passion in life

4. Who is lasting longer at one round? - Again, Daniel would make a point of it. One comment and he's mercilessly fucking you, not letting you cum until you apologise

5. Who is showing more intimacy? Like kissing, looking into eyes while sex - MAXIEL DEFINITELY, but like, with Maxiel, Daniel does it more often and Max does it more intensely. But Oscar as well, like, make a point of 'teaching' lando

6. Who is better at missionary? - Oscah

7. Who is better at doggy? - Daniel

8. Who is better when you're riding them? - Max, lots of practice while he's gaming

9. Who is more likely suggest to make a sex-tape? - oh lando 100%, constantly jokes about making an onlyfans - Oscar has to stop him from actually doing it

10. Who is more likely suggest you to invite his friend to spice up things? - Daniel, how do you think the throuple started?

11. Whom you would wake up with blowjob? - LITERALLY ANY OF THEM. like with landoscar I imagine it being landos idea to wake Oscar up with a blowy, and with maxiel? Max and you are just paying him back for the morning before

12. Who is more gentle during sex? - Daniel and max I'd say

13. Who likes to give marks? (Hikeys) - DANIEL DANIEL DANIEL

14. Who likes to receive marks? (Scratched back and ass) - LANDO LANDO LANDO

15. Who is more fun to have sex with? (Like sex with actual laugh) - Max loves giggly goofy sex

16. Who is more likely suggest semi-public sex? (Like in WC at party) - Oscar (n definitely not bc of that one fic ;) )

17. Who is more into praising? - max

18. Who has longer dick? - Oscar is definitely the longest

19. Who has more thicker dick? - ^^ and thickest

20. Who is more likely send nudes to you? - lando and he definitely accidentally leaks hid own

21. Who is more likely to cum early at your first sex? - again, lando, especially the first time Oscar is involved

22. Who is more dominant? - landoscar: Oscar, maxiel: depends on the day

23. Who can fuck while standing? - literally any of them would try it 100%

24. Who is more like to cum at blowjob? - again, any of them, lando has bc of Oscar directing everything

25. Who is more likely to give multiple orgasms? - Daniel sees it as a challenge, Oscar sees it was his right

26. Who is more likely do angry or post-fight sex? - lando, its one of the only times he is the most dominant

27. Who is more into spanking and hair pulling? (Receiving) - again lando loves having his curls pulled

28. Who prefer to cum inside? - lando again, Oscar is exhausted from making sure they're safe

29. Who is more trimmed and who has more pubic hair? - Daniel is groomed, lando is groomed, Oscar and Max are slightly less groomed

30. Who is most likely to cum in the same time with you? - Oscar makes sure that lando cums with her

31. Who has best hair to play with while making out? - ugh any of them. Lando and Daniel have curls, Oscar has such nice hair to grab and nothing is better than messing up maxs

32. Who has best lips to kiss? - KISSING MAX??? MY DREAM

33. Who has best broad shoulders? - we don't call Oscar broadscar for nothing

34. Who has best strong back to scratch while sex? - idk why but this screams Daniel

35. Who has best (strong, veiny) arms? Biceps and triceps - LANDOS ARMS OOOOF

36. Who has best pecs/chest with nipples to kiss? - ugh marking maxs chest would be amazing

37. Who has best abs to lick? - lando

38. Who has best happy trail? - daniel

39. Who has best ass to squeeze? - oscar

40. Who has best tights to sit on? - max

41. Who is more into shower sex? - landoscar, maxiel complained they were 'too old for that' when asked

42. Who is more into morning sex? - maxiel, slow and sweet and loving

43. Who is more into quickies? - specifically lando

44. Who is more into slow passionate sex? - Oscar, but bc lando is so into quickies

45. Who is more into fingering? - Daniel, specifically while Max is in his rig and they want attention

46. Who is more into handjob (receiving)? - lando while they're watching a movie and Oscar hasn't said that they could

47. Who is more into cumming on you (back or stomach or etc)? - Daniel, even if you're on birth control (lemme just add, if Oscar does it, lando licks it off)

48. Who has vocal kink? (Likes to hear your pantings, moans and screams) - Max definitely

49. Who has praising kink? (Likes to hear compliments) - lando (loves it when Oscar calls him a good boy)

50. Who has is more into boobs, into ass, into pussy - Oscar is an ass max, Max is a pussy man, and Daniel and lando are boob men

51. Who wears boxers and who boxer briefs? - lando is the only one in boxer briefs

52. Who is more likely to be best lover? - yeah I can't pick this

#vivi speaks #moot

[shamemp3]

THOUGHTS ON YOUR FAV SPIDERMAN RUN KING? 🎤

OHHHHH MAN.

okay. i have two favorites. there is jms's run (DESPITE sins past and omd bc those were editorial pushing that onto spider-man's narrative and it just happened to be him writing asm at the time so he was stuck with those shitty storylines. i also didnt like the spider-totem shit bc imo it goes against the core of spider-man which is that he wasnt "the chosen one" and that anyone can be spider-man but i will forgive jms for this) and there is friendly neighborhood spider-man 2019 which. believe it or not was by tom taylor. do not like the guy but that run was REALLY good but jms is still on top for me he just gets spider-man sooooo much tbh

jms's spider-man is good for many reasons to me, aside from the storylines being fun in general like even tho omd was ass it was written beautifully. peter and mj's goodbye brought tears to my eyes even tho i hate that stupid fucking idea im glad it was jms that executed it bc at least the writing was beautiful. AND what came before omd was back in black which is one of my favorite peter storylines in the entire world bc jms does write peter as a funny guy while also having him be hot-headed and vengeful and a dick ESPECIALLY when people he loves are on the line and this is something that many modern writers forgettttt omfgggg they diagnosed him with funnyguy disease and he has NO OTHER traits and he's so shallow but with jms he's real because you can tell his humor and his flippantness is an act and that he is VERY intense as a person which ... duh. his guilt is what gets him into spider-manning and then that guilt grows into a sense of responsibility and a care for community and people and that is something else i love about jms is the community in his stories !!! many of his storylines are focused on the neighborhood rather than him fighting outer space aliens or some shit its literally just him helping his neighbors and sometimes not even as spider-man but as peter which i love. and he's a teacher in this run too which is one of my favorite jobs peter has ever had because i think it fits him very well and he loves it and i wish he had gotten to keep it.

this run is so earnest and sincere and so many panels and conversations with mj and may make me insane but its still funny and it shows you who peter really is as a character i wish i could explain it with words but ill show you my favorite panels later instead. petermj is also at its heigh here and i think that if anybody were to read any peter run it should be jms's. i just think that overall jms shows you that despite peter's humor you still see how much he cares about people and how earnest he really is despite the whimsy (sigh) and though he's rude and a dick he does put his heart into everything it's just that the entire world is so against him and so his guilt and his grief and his choices eat at him no matter the outcome.

i also love this run bc mj knows about spider-man and may finds out and it just makes me think wowwww wwhat we could have had if omd had not happened. i get peter and his secrets blah blah but i hated that so many people do not know anymore after bc come on. ESPECIALLY mj and may (and the f4 and matt as well tbh but. for another day) and idk this run shows u a little glimpse of how much better it is when pete's loved ones know about his other life. idk. this was a small thing but whatever

i have so much in my head its just not coming out and its not coherent so. panels:

asm (1999) #34

asm #35

asm #38

asm #53

i want to add more panels but my laptop is starting to lag excuse her she has been with me since 2017 and is breathing so loud right now

to sum it up the writing is beautiful i love peter as a teacher i love the neighborhood and community aspect i love peter's characterization i love mj and may i even liked the little part where he lived in the avengers tower idk it was fun. i LOVED back in black. i didnt like the spider-totem shit bc i refuse to believe peter is the chosen one and i HATE sins past and i HATE omd (but jms wrote it beautifully). but overall jms gets it he sooo gets it and i love this run forever and as for taylor's fnsm 2019 its nice and fun and he also got pete's characterization but i wont go into it as much

#i genuinely wish i was more eloquent with this but. here you go. kiss me btw ily thank u ya 7ayati #leyli

[ms-m-astrologer]

Cosmic Events: March 2023

Fasten your seat belts….

Lunar Phases

Friday, March 3, 10:19 UT - Gibbous Moon, 27°34’ Cancer

Tuesday, March 7, 12:40 UT - Full Moon, 16°40’ Virgo

Jittery and jumpy. There’s potential for being too negative, critical, and pessimistic. Saturn will enter Pisces 55 minutes after the Full Moon matures, and we’re probably all freaked out about that - so let’s send as much maturity and willingness to work into this, as we can.

Saturday, March 11, 10:32 UT - Disseminating Moon, 5°34’ Scorpio

Wednesday, March 15, 02:08 UT - Last Quarter Moon, 24°13’ Sagittarius

Saturday, March 18, 10:58 UT - Balsamic Moon, 12°34’ Aquarius

Tuesday, March 21, 17:23 UT - New Moon, 0°50’ Aries

Not even a full day after the Aries Equinox, this New Moon is potent and ready. We may still have some jitters (there’s an out-of-sign square to Mars/Gemini) but we can be jittery and confident at the same time.

Saturday, March 24, 04:58 UT - Crescent Moon, 19°17’ Taurus

Wednesday, March 29, 02:32 UT - First Quarter Moon, 8°09’ Cancer

Void of Course Moon

Wednesday, March 1, 01:07 UT (Gemini) - 02:40 UT (Cancer)

Friday, March 3, 14:22 UT (Cancer) - 15:16 UT (Leo)

Monday, March 6, 03:18 UT (Leo) - 03:38 UT (Virgo)

Twenty entire minutes long!

Wednesday, March 8, 14:07 UT (Virgo) - 14:44 UT (Libra)

Friday, March 10, 23:37 UT (Libra) - Saturday, March 11, 00:06 UT (Scorpio)

Monday, March 13, 06:58 UT (Scorpio) - 07:21 UT (Sagittarius)

Wednesday, March 15, 08:50 UT (Sagittarius) - 12:06 UT (Capricorn)

Friday, March 17, 14:14 UT (Capricorn) - 14:25 UT (Aquarius)

Eleven entire minutes long!

Sunday, March 19, 10:33 UT (Aquarius) - 15:12 UT (Pisces)

Tuesday, March 21, 15:58 UT (Pisces) - 16:01 UT (Aries)

THREE MINUTES LONG!

Thursday, March 23, 17:23 UT (Aries) - 18:42 UT (Taurus)

Saturday, March 25, 16:19 UT (Taurus) - Sunday, March 26, 00:42 UT (Gemini)

Tuesday, March 28, 01:39 UT (Gemini) - 10:22 UT (Cancer)

Thursday, March 30, 13:45 UT (Cancer) - 22:31 UT (Leo)

At 8 hours 46 minutes, this is the longest void of course Moon in March 2023.

Retrograde/Direct/Etc.

Mars begins March still in its post-retrograde shadow, which it will exit on March 16.

Ceres is retrograde all month.

Pallas Athene is in its post-retrograde shadow all month.

Saturn enters its pre-retrograde shadow on Saturday, March 11.

Ingresses

Thursday, March 2, 22:52 UT - transiting Mercury enters Pisces

Tuesday, March 7, 13:35 UT - transiting Saturn enters Pisces

Thursday, March 16, 22:34 UT - transiting Venus enters Taurus

Sunday, March 19, 04:24 UT - transiting Mercury enters Aries

Monday, March 20, 21:24 UT - transiting Sun enters Aries

Also known as the Aries Equinox.

Thursday, March 23, 03:50 UT - transiting Ceres retrogrades back into Virgo

Thursday, March 23, 12:13 UT - transiting Pluto enters Aquarius

Saturday, March 25, 11:45 UT - transiting Mars enters Cancer

Opportunity Periods

Sunday, March 12, 05:43 UT - Monday, March 13, 06:58 UT. “This is a good time to have meaningful conversations and process emotions during the waning phase of the Moon.”

Wednesday, March 15, 03:45 UT - 12:06 UT. “Better for play than for work, so have some fun with it!”

Thursday, March 16, 14:17 UT - Friday, March 17, 14:14 UT. “This Last Quarter Moon OP is a productive time for practical matters, though it is best to avoid debates.”

Saturday, March 18, 16:50 UT - Sunday, March 19, 10:33 UT. “This is a creative time that is perfect for innovative insight!”

Tuesday, March 21, 16:53 UT - 17:53 UT. One half hour before and after the Aries New Moon. “Perfect for new beginnings. If you have something important to start around now, this is a great time to do it.”

Thursday, March 23, 21:57 UT - Saturday, March 25, 16:19 UT. “This intense and long OP is suitable for anything you want to see grow, from finances to deep romance.”

Thursday, March 30, 06:30 UT - 22:31 UT. “The Moon in Cancer is usually conservative, but with Venus conjunct Uranus, it is a favorable opportunity to try something out of the ordinary.”

Et Cetera

In the US, stupid fucking Daylight Savings Time begins at 2:00 am local time on Sunday, March 12.

#Astrology #Cosmic Events March 2023 #Ms M astrologer

[whatisthismandoinghere]

Hello, what are your headcanons for the Heroes birthdays? And or their zodiac sign (if you’re in that)? I’ve seen people give different answers (like January or April for Hogan) and was curious to know your own opinions!

Thanks so much for the ask, I’ve been looking forward to answering this!! (and sorry it took so long) I’ve been thinking about this ever since I first started watching the show, and your question finally got me to sit down to sort out all of my thoughts. 😂 This is what I’m gonna do: list a birth date, birth year, age in 1942 (since that’s the year we’re given in the pilot), zodiac sign, and my reasoning for all of the above since I don’t wanna just give you random dates and years with no explanation, I’d like to show y'all how I got there lol. I’m not super into zodiac and astrology stuff, but since we’re not really given any information for birth dates I figured I’d use characteristics from different zodiac signs to narrow it down. Besides, it was kinda fun to look at the traits and see what matched who. I’m no expert in astrology, though. All of this was from a quick web search of traits so take that for what you will.

I listed these in the order from who I thought was the oldest to the youngest. So Hogan would be the oldest, followed by Kinch, LeBeau, Newkirk, and then Carter would be the youngest imo. This is certainly gonna be way more than you asked for, so sorry in advance. I got excited.😂 Side note: I did not use any of the actor’s real ages and I didn't take them into consideration, and I may have missed some actual canon details that point to a more accurate birth date/year. I originally was like “none of the heroes are under 25” because I wanted them all to be fairly close in age, and I could only make Hogan so young and still be reasonable. But the more I thought about it, the more I started to not like that hc because they’re a very diverse team. These guys all come from different countries or states, and they come from all walks of life., so it makes sense for that diversity to extend to their age range. Therefore, I ended up going a different route with that. (I’m just clarifying that here because I’ve discussed this with some friends before, and I’ve since changed my ideas on it.)

Anywho (as if that intro wasn’t long enough) presenting the actual hcs now! (and quick shout out to @frau-wilhelm-klink for beta reading this for me :D)

Hogan

Birth date: April 11

Birth year: 1907-1908

Age in 1942: 34-35

Zodiac: Aries for sure. I mean, look at some of these traits:

No filter 

Thinks everything is a game they can win

Impulsive

Hot headed

Quick thinking

Intense call-to-action

Plus this quote I found: “The first sign of the zodiac, Aries loves to be number one. Naturally, this dynamic fire sign is no stranger to competition. Bold and ambitious, Aries dives headfirst into even the most challenging situations—and they'll make sure they always come out on top!” After reading all of this, you can’t tell me Hogan’s not an Aries.😂

Reasoning: Considering Hogan lists so many places that he’s lived or been to (like Connecticut, Ohio, Wisconsin, Chicago, and Indianapolis off the top of my head) I assume that he was probably a military brat, and I can see that playing a role in him joining the military before WW2 started. He probably went to university and did ROTC - you have to have a bachelor’s degree to be an officer - before graduating and joining the service as a second lieutenant. If we say he graduated high school at 18, then graduated college at 22, this would put us at the year 1929 - 1930. That gives us a little over 10 years for him to rise up in rank by the time the US becomes involved in the war. But he’s definitely a colonel by the time the US steps in…or has just become one, at any rate. Colonels were the ones you usually saw leading your bomber squadrons (and we know he commanded the 504th until he was shot down, although I do think it’s kinda humorous that the actual 504th was in the Pacific during the war). I think that about covers it.

Obviously, the requirements are different for becoming a colonel nowadays. (Until the signing of the National Defense Authorization Act of 2019, an officer was required to have 22 years of cumulative service and be a lieutenant colonel for a minimum of 3 years.) However, it’s implied in the show that Hogan was young for a colonel. Some of those promotions could have come after the war had started where promotions were occuring a lot faster than normal. (From second lieutenant the ranks go as follows: first lieutenant, captain, major, lieutenant colonel, then colonel. Now I realize that’s five ranks to jump in the span of 11-12 years…but some of those promotions could have come after the war had started where, like I said before, people rose up in rank very quickly.)

As for the April birthdate, in the episode “Hogan Gives A Birthday Party” Biedenbender asks Klink if he’s prepared for a birthday. Klink (being confused) says something along the lines of, “Oh, of course! We’ve been preparing for months…wait, do you mean the Führer’s birthday?” I’m assuming Hitler’s birthday - which was on April 20th - was coming up, so I just went with a date that was a bit before that point.

Kinch

Birth date: August 30

Birth year: 1911-1912

Age in 1942: 30-31

Zodiac: Virgo, and here are the traits that make me think that:

Intelligence

Analytical mind

Modest (shy (okay maybe not necessarily shy, but quiet) and humble)

Reliability 

Patience 

Here's a couple of quotes I think represent his Virgo traits as well: “Smart, sophisticated, and kind, Virgo gets the job done without complaining.” and “You're funny. You don't always let your humor shine through, but anyone who knows you well is totally aware that you can make people collapse in laughter. Your wry sense of humor and sharp observation skills can't be beat.”

Reasoning: I made Kinch the second oldest because of his position as second-in-command (so Carter outranking him and not being in this position makes sense if Carter is younger, but I’ll elaborate on that later when I get to Carter.) It also makes sense because of his relationship with Hogan. Obviously being close in age isn’t the only factor in a friendship (heck, most of my friends are 10+ years older than me) but I’ll also elaborate more on this when I get to LeBeau. Kinch is also extremely level headed (for sure the only sane man in Stalag 13 + the keeper of the brain cell) so he’s either very mature for his age, or he’s a little older than the other guys (which I’ve obviously gone with the second option). He’s always come off as way more mature than the rest of the heroes, and he’s obviously someone Hogan trusts (not that Hogan doesn’t trust the other guys, you can just tell it’s a different kind of trust with Kinch), and I think that partially has to do with them being closer in age (which is another reason I made Hogan a little younger than most people hc). In “Is General Hammerschlag Burning?” where he meets up with a girl he went to high school with, it’s implied it’s been a while since he’s graduated so I also took that into consideration. Considering that he’s worked at the phone company and has done some boxing, I feel like this gives him enough time to have done some of this stuff between graduating and joining the military/being drafted into the military, if that makes sense. I went with August 30 because it falls within the dates for a Virgo. Also - and I don’t know why - Kinch just gives me August vibes.😂

LeBeau

Birth date: July 28

Birth year: 1914

Age in 1942: 28

Zodiac: Leo + traits that I think suit him:

Pride

Passion

Vivacity

Protective

Stubborn

Plus this quote: “Roll out the red carpet because Leo has arrived. Passionate, loyal, and infamously dramatic, Leo is represented by the lion. These spirited fire signs are the kings and queens of the celestial jungle. They're delighted to embrace their royal status: Vivacious, theatrical, and fiery…” I wouldn’t say he’s super self-centered though.

Reasoning: I do not know why, but there was a tiny voice in the back of my head just screaming 28 when I was trying to determine how old LeBeau might be 😂 so here we are. But the more I thought about it, it kinda actually works out, and here’s why: LeBeau is at that cusp of being mature but also not. Like one second he seems somewhat put together, and then the next he’s arguing with Carter and Newkirk like they’re teenagers (and it’s hilarious). Now I’d like to clarify something before I say this next bit: I am not implying that LeBeau has no friends on the team or that he is unloved. Anyway, we see Hogan and Kinch are pretty close and that Carter and Newkirk are the same way. LeBeau’s close with everybody, so putting him in the middle makes the most sense to me because he can relate to the older members of the team, as well as the younger. 

Other factors I considered are that he’s a very good cook, so I tried to give him enough time to have experience in the kitchen. He also mentions what appears to be a forced marriage (I don’t remember the episode it was from, but someone gets volunteered for something by Hogan and LeBeau makes a comment about how he got married the same way). This marriage could have very well been a situation where a girl LeBeau was seeing ended up pregnant, so considering the time period, it was natural that they got married. To me, this hints that LeBeau wasn’t ready to settle down and have a family. But then we see how he interacts with Wilhelmina in “LeBeau and the Little Old Lady” and you can tell that he really cares for her. (Considering this is towards the end of season 3, LeBeau would be in his early 30s) so now it seems like he is ready for that type of commitment. This is why I put LeBeau in his late twenties, because he seems to be close to growing into himself (for lack of a better term), but he still acts like a kid sometimes (affectionate lol). Obviously age isn’t the only factor in determining somebody’s maturity - that's not what I’m trying to imply at all. But for the sake of making it easier to determine a possible age for LeBeau, it's the route I took.

Newkirk

Birth date: November 1

Birth year: 1918

Age in 1942: 24

Zodiac: Scorpio, and corresponding traits:

Violent (y'all know I had to include this one 😂)

Distrusting 

Confident

Intense

Stubborn 

I thought it was so funny that listed under best careers for a Scorpio is “con artist” 😂 Also, here’s a couple of quotes that I thought fit him as well. “Scorpio tries so hard to seem tough that they sometimes cut off their vulnerable side entirely, seeming prickly, uncaring, and cold to outsiders. While expressing emotion is scary, learning how to do it is key for Scorpio, since presenting an "I don't care" veneer can only work for so long before it gets exhausting!” and “If a Scorpio is committed to someone or something, they stick with it. Their trust is hard to earn, but once they do trust someone, they dedicate their whole self to that person, and apply their classic determination to stand by friends, family, and partners.” I love how the last one could apply to Hogan, especially considering he was an officer (I kinda like to think that Newkirk and Carter would be fast friends though, which came as a surprise to Newkirk).

Reasoning: If y'all haven’t noticed, Newkirk’s impulse control is zero. I’m pretty sure the only reason he hasn’t killed anyone is because of Hogan. Hogan seems to have some of the same characteristics as Newkirk, but Hogan’s older and has learned to control himself a bit more. That’s partially why I hc Newkirk as being one of the younger heroes. Also - and I mean this affectionately - but just look at his friendship with Carter. Yeah, it’s a grumpy x sunshine pairing, but they’re both absolute goofballs. And have you ever noticed how sometimes the other guys would get on them for not doing their job well? I mean, maybe that’s cuz they were the two youngest of the group. Sure, Newkirk gives it right back to them, but I don’t think he ever starts it with anyone besides LeBeau, who would be the closest in age to him out of the older heroes in my hc. (I’d just like to clarify now that I do not condone the bullying that started to pick up in the later seasons. It was so out of character and I hated it…but that’s a discussion for another time and place.)

I feel like putting Newkirk at 24 also gives him time to kinda build his career as an entertainer. I hc him leaving home at around 16 and leaving to join the circus (putting us at the year 1934). Say he spends a couple of years there, and eventually ends up going solo and starts working as a magician, putting us roughly in the year 1936-1937. Now obviously he’s gotten really good at sleight of hand by this point, and he starts building up his career as a magician. He even starts dating a fan dancer. By the time the war starts in 1939, Newkirk was probably fairly well established, which leads me to believe he’d be drafted rather than joining voluntarily (which, being 20 going on 21 in 1939, is inevitable). 

Carter

Birth date: March 19

Birth year: 1919

Age in 1942: 23

Zodiac: Pisces + traits I think suit him

Compassionate

Daydreamer

Empathetic

Overly trusting

A couple of quotes: “Have you ever met someone who was sensitive and dreamy, and maybe their head was a little too stuck up in the clouds?” I wouldn’t say he’s always stuck up in the clouds, but he does have his moments. “Pisces is a very friendly sign, often finding themselves in the company of diverse people. They are selfless and always willing to help others.”

Reasoning: First off, please don’t come after me for making Carter the youngest. I am not trying to infantilize him. I mean Carter’s still out here talking about his sweetheart, and he was getting ready to potentially start a career as a pharmacist. To me, it indicates he’s one of the younger ones on the team because he’s basically just getting started. Hogan also makes a comment directed towards Carter in “The Purchasing Plan” referring to him as “cub scout”, so I also take that as a hint that he’s probably pretty young. Also mentioned in “The Purchasing Plan” is Carter going to business school, so I gave him four years for that (which if he graduated high school at 18, that would put him at 22 when he graduated from business school). Once he was out of school (assuming he graduated in May), this would give him about seven-ish months before the US became involved in WW2. (I know he ran a drug store, but he could’ve been working while he was in school too). 

Carter being younger than Kinch - yet being above him in rank - would explain why Kinch is seen as Hogan’s second-in-command. It would also explain why Newkirk often refers to him as Andrew or Carter, even though he also outranks him. (I also made them only one year apart, and they’re pretty good friends). I don’t think this is a sign of disrespect or underestimation, as Carter is still an important part of the core team of heroes, but it’s understandable that Hogan would want someone a little older in that position. Again, considering how a lot of people were being promoted quickly because there was a need for officers and NCOs, it’s very likely Carter was able to prove himself capable and quickly climb the ranks, even though he’s fairly young. Carter is also a bit naive at times and very much still figuring some stuff out. (I don’t mean this in a bad way, that’s just how it is in your early 20s.)  I like to think the several instances of him calling Hogan "boy", then correcting himself in a couple of seconds by  saying "sir" instead is a good example of this.😂

That’s the last of it! I know I hc the guys a bit younger than most, but to each their own. Thanks again for the ask anon. I had a lot of fun answering it :)

#hogan's heroes #headcanons

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Episodes/Cases I want adapted in the TV show sooner or later. (This show better be getting multiple seasons.)

Including the ones I know for a fact or am 90% certain they will have adapted in season 1.

Fall 1 -> definitely gonna be adapted

Fall 2 -> definitely gonna be adapted

Fall 3 -> 100% gonna be adapted like I have seen proof

Fall 5 -> for the vibes and the Paris trip. Probably not adapted in season 1, though Verena is actually cast, so who knows. Maybe we get the Paris trip. Give me the food smuggle.

(Fall 7 -> simply for Benni and Leonhard. Listen I need Franzi’s Skaterboyfriends in the show.)

Fall 9 -> let Marie talk about her special interest in Celtic Myths and Tarot! Also this case is just very objectively fun and entertaining. Like grave robbers, yessss!

Fall 10 -> Rumours about a witch, cats, attempted bribing and eviction. It has it all! Franzi’s grandma is the absolute highlight. I adore her. (Wrote that before it was confirmed that we would get it. And I’m so excited that we do)

Fall 13 -> Horses. That’s it. That’s the whole reason I want this case adapted. The horse cases are just great.

Fall 14 -> Spooky vibes! Graveyards! A medium! A criminal pastor and being trapped in a mausoleum.

(Fall 15 -> solely for Verena. The weird sexualisation of teenage girls can leave…)

Fall 17 -> The animal smugglers. It’s just an interesting case. Plus the breaking into the Zoo! Love it! Would work great on screen.

Fall 18 -> kidnap plots are just very interesting. (minus the creepy dude flirting with Marie)

Fall 19 -> Cult and conspiracy theories episode, my beloved.

Fall 20 -> Sunken cities. We love sunken cities! (Also Kim reads “D3F und der verschollene Pilot“ in the audio drama version of this and I’m still not over that part. XD)

Fall 21 -> England, horses and horse races!

Fall 22 -> Berlin, theatre and bank robbery. What do you need more?

Fall 23 -> is definitely gonna be adapted.

Fall 26 -> This case has some interesting themes and important discussions, like poisoning and discussion of suicide.

Fall 27 -> Bats. That’s the whole reason. I love bats! Bats are great! Also light spook vibes mixed with winter vibes. Idk the combination is fun.

Fall 29 -> Amusement parks are cool. That’s the whole reason. Also Felipe. Oh Felipe my beloved. I need Felipe in the show!

Fall 30 -> Boarding school! Boarding school case! Also important discussions regarding alcohol consumption and peer pressure.

Fall 34 -> They are on vacation in Sylt together and that is always great. (I haven’t listened to that case in years so that’s all I can specifically think about right now. I for sure remember it being interesting.)

Fall 35 -> Hehe vacation again! In Venice this time. Some Grevenbroich family things. Tante Florentine is just a fun character.

Fall 40 -> someone’s house getting bugged. Cases involving someone being spied on are interesting and entertaining.

Fall 41 -> stolen expensive art! And also Felipe and Franzi being a cute couple. Them being on vacation again.

Fall 42 -> the villa district! Some crimes of the past. A tiny little master thief legacy situation.

Fall 43 -> Blake’s first appearance! We love some explicit disability representation. Blake is awesome. Blake is great. The case is also interesting.

Fall 44 -> I can’t really think of any specific reason. I just think it would be a calm little case to be adapted. (The case actually is fairly “intense” with stalking and black mail. At the end it’s just actually been something completely different.)

Fall 45 -> on the list because we are getting it hehe! I hope they will make it a bit spookier. Like give me a spookier resolution.

Fall 47 -> Being suspected to have committed a crime is always just great story potential. (It’s Franzi’s brother under suspicion but still falls under it in my opinion)

Fall 48 -> museums and Felipe. That’s all.

Fall 50 -> make this a season final special! I don’t know if I want Kommissar Peters to act the way he does in this case. But also it’s the pain potential that counts. Like please give me the girls being suspects.

Fall 56 -> Moor and suspenseful setting. Creepy vibes. Somehow cozy at the same time. Don’t ask me how. Also it has a bog mummy.

Fall 62 -> UFOs and lost Roman graves

Fall 63 -> important discussions about racism and bigotry (I’m sure there is things to critique about how they handled the messages.) Also Aveen and Khaleed! I adore them! They are actually part of the Jülich family post this case and you can’t change my mind.

Fall 64 -> I really really like the side characters in this case!

Fall 66 -> Ballet case. Listen I love ballet.

Fall 67 -> Geisterbahn

Fall 68 -> Girls in IT! Bente having Kim and Marie crush on her hehe (in my personal reading)

This list might be added onto in the future. These are just the main ones I listened to recently (<- meaning like in the last months) that I think would make great premises for adaptations or I am certain would have great episode potential.

#posting this before the show drops tomorrow 😌 #die drei ausrufezeichen serie #die drei ausrufezeichen #d3a #die drei !!! #the three detectives #My stuff D3A edition

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Hullo hullo!! I have questions for the ask game for Yikes? 👀 34, 35 and 50? :D

Thank you sm for the ask!! :O 34. How well do they deal with grief? Yikes deals with grief very well actually!! He sees loss as a part of life and not something to run away from. Grief is an important emotion to Yikes and something he wants to feel in its depths, small doses of grief (losing an item he cares about a lot, losing a game he was invested in, etc) are even very fun for Yikes. Yikes thinks every emotion is wonderful and wants to experience even the painful ones to maybe an unhinged level.

Now very intense grief, (like losing a loved one) he still handles as well as he can and has good coping skills for that, but losing people isn't something Yikes can find any beauty in.

35. Do they believe in fate or do they believe they are in charge of their own destiny?

Something between the two I think xD He believes in the cause and effect part of fate, you walk down a certain path, you're likely to reach a certain conclusion. Yikes doesn't believe he's in control of his fate, but he also doesn't believe his fate is set in stone forever unchangeable. His little gamblers brain thinks of fate/life like a thousand tiny variables he has to keep track of to predict what will happen next, if that makes sense xD

50. What is your favorite thing about them?

I like Yikes' resilience!! I like that he doesn't let trauma or fear stop him from living life to its fullest and seeking out pleasure. He'll have rough spots of overwhelming fear and closing off, but he (so far) had always bounced back to enjoying life and its risks, that's something I really like.

Thank you sm for the ask!!! :OOO

#asks #yikes (affectionate)

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oooh 49, 34, 35 and 29 for the fic writer ask game! especially 29, I love fic playlists

Answering fic writer questions

Okay this got SO long so I'm putting it under a cut. I guess the lesson is don't ask a writer to talk about their writing because we won't shut up 😂

29.

The only fic playlist I've shared with people is the one for Faith Undone. That's one of my favorite playlists of all time because basically every song is about being gay and/or defying god.

And now @roublardise has me thinking about a playlist for In the Wake and I am REALLY excited about the possibilities there so I think I'll make a full playlist for that.

I'm also working on an Alex playlist based on my series of Alex centric one-shots that includes Sleep by My Chemical Romance, Creep by Radiohead (but I'll probably use Haley Reinhart's version) and New Dawn Fades by Joy Division.

I've tried a couple times to make an amarabillie playlist since they're one of my favorite pairings ever but to me When Creation Was Young by Joy Williams, Cosmic Love by Florence + the Machine and I Was Made For Loving You by Queen of Japan are the only songs that REALLY seem to fit their vibes.

34. What aspects of your writing are inspired by/taken from your real life?

I mean. All the gay stuff, for sure. But seriously this is an interesting question because it's hard for me to come up with things I wrote that DIDN'T have some small part of me in them. If I'm writing a fic, it's usually because I've glommed on to that character and I'm writing them with a little bit of me in there. Whether it's Layla growing up religious or Mary feeling out of place in her own life or Alex struggling with depression or Cassie's intense curiosity and drive, all my fics have something of my life in them.

35. What aspects of your writing are completely unlike your real life?

The easy answer is all the supernatural stuff. 😂 But, somewhat bizarrely, I've also written quite a few fics where two characters have an almost instant connection/attraction. I'm aspec so that has literally never happened to me irl, ever and, frankly, I wouldn't want it to. The idea of looking at someone and suddenly just being attracted to them seems so silly to me but it IS fun to write (especially because I'm usually incorporating some supernatural element into the instant attraction).

49. What are you currently working on? Share a few lines if you’re up for it!

The fourth chapter of my current multi-chapter fic In the Wake of the Winchesters doesn't go up until next Monday so I've been messing around with a couple simpler one shots this week because I'm stupid busy at work so I don't want to do anything too complicated but I still have spn brainrot.

I started outlining another Alex fic exploring how she decided to choose nursing as a career. It is SO fascinating to me that she was so against having anything to do with hunting but she chose to go into a high stress career where she would absolutely be surrounded by gory injuries. I simply must get inside her head.

I also started messing around with a concept that @mrcowboydeanwinchester gave me about Jo wearing boxer briefs. It's just a short exploration of her trying to find herself in small ways. The sorts of tiny personal choices we make in our lives that can affect us in huge emotional ways.

#super asks #thank you so so much for sending in this ask 💗💗💗 #i had a lot of fun answering it (as i'm sure you can tell)

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Kingdom Hearts Dark Road Finale

We're doing it all in this one post. Let's goooo

We're also jumping in where I left off (Episode 2), so that's fun lol.

Episode 3 to Last (8) Episode in case anyone was wondering how long lol

I finished at level 35— being 34 for majority of it, so just buy the good cards and Charms and you'll be fine.

Ruler of the Court | Unknowing Darkness

UM WHY ARE WE HAVING A FLASHBACK TO KHUX

...

Eraqus.

Do you have something to tell us?

Because I know you didn't just have the same flashback as I, Xehanort.

Ah, picking someone to stay with you what a time

Okay yeah so what the fuck was a Ferry Reaper Heartless doing in Wonderland?

Dark Presence

4 YEARS LATER????

Oh I was at the end of Episode 2 lol

Corridor of Darkness | Not Too Curious

Girl what the hell is going awn

But you would end up meeting them?

WHAT?

THEY WERE DIRECTED AT YOU?

The ever preceptive Vor has joined us.

Xehanort don't be fucking rude.

Tea Time

Mad Hatter comiting crimes as always.

I hated everything about that interaction.

To the Truth

SEVEN WIELDERS??

Wait, I think I already knew that.

God I hate Wonderland...I would always get lost trying to get chests and trinities.

(After a certain point, if I get stuck, I'll just wait for Everglow to post his video and watch that).

Darkness's True Form | Journey's Purpose

Haha yes! We've returned

Okay, so darkness is sometimes born from sin?

Oh! Another Ferry Reaper!

LEVEL 50???

Oh wait I have plenty of charms lol

GIRL WHAT

THEY JUST SUPER JUMPED

*adds to fic*

Okay, relax Eraqus.

Oh, so it was a Furious Reaper. Checks out.

Before the Departure

ITS HIM

BALDR.

Girl what

Girl what squared

and that's that on that

ON TO EPISODE 4!

Which I believe is the actual new content!

Mang I'm ready to go to a new world

But I can't since I keep dying.

Time to put this on auto and take a nap lol.

We'll Be Right Back!

and we're back!

The Gambit | Magic Mirror

AAAAA

THE KH3 INTRO

Finally a new world.

WAIT THIS IS

THE MIRROR IS HERE

*looks at Twistedχ intensely*

Homegirl really was like "listen, the butterfly was practically begging to be chased."

Will we get the Old Man Xehanort scene here?

If so, what did he ask?

So yeah that all happened before my nap did a little cheeky world battle

Defeated 189 Heartless

To the Mine | Seven Friends | In Search of Clues

WHAT THE FUCK, VOR?

REALLY SUMMONED HER KEYBLADE JUST TO FUCKEN THROW THE DAMN BOULDER

I GOTTA GOOOOO

Uh, Heartless, that's a little dangerous don't ya think?

We are in a mineshaft after all.

Just realized that the moblie game's stories are probably like

KHx -> KHUx -> KHUx (If you know you know) -> Missing Link -> Dark Road

We're going to the Mirror besties.

Strap in.

I noticed I can't switch party members anymore. I wonder if they removed that from the new stuff. I don't mind, makes things easy actually.

Asking the Mirror | A Bitter Clue | Former Friends

WE'RE HERE

Okay, stingy.

GIRL WHAT

WELP TIME TO FIGHT THE MIRROR

OH WE'RE DEADASS FIGHTING THE MIRROR LOL

It feels like the fights are getting few in between. So like I fight a little and get a cutscene or two rather than episode 3 where it was a lot of battles before a cutscene.

WHAT

VIDAR

The what

Okay, let's stop analyzing Xehanort and answer some questions about where you've been and why you didn't come home, Vidar.

GIRL WHAT

What was your question, Vor?

VOR?

YOU'RE LEAVING JUST LIKE THAT????

WE'RE GONAN LOSE OUR FRIENDS ONE BY ONE THEN THEY'RE ALL GONNA DIE

DON'T BE SAYING THAT SHIT XEHANORT

"Her heart and mind are made up."

RIKU SAID THE SAME SHIT TO SORA

Hermod's lying.

FRIENDS??? XEHNAORT HAS FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF THESE SIX????

Or does he mean like? Player's friends...

Welp, I've offically unlocked it

YES

YESSSS

64 YEARS LATER

WHAT DID YOU ASK

OKAY SO HE HAS A SPEICAL PLACE IN HIS HEART FOR THE KHUX CREW??

SO HE'S ASKING IF THEY EVEN WERE REAL?

HOLY SHIT

THAT'S HOW HE FOUND VENTUS

THAT'S THAT ON THAT, Y'ALL

ONTO TO EPISODE 5

Struggle to Answer | Separate Paths | True Darkness | The Eerie Castle | Stolen Rose

WHAT

54 YEARS LATER??

AFTER THE 64????

I mean, he's not wrong. The womb do be dark.

WELL NOW WE SEE HOW HE GOT HIS SCARS

Or did we already know that...ion remember.

never let what go OOOOOH

OOOOHHHH

THE TIMELINE IS SO FUCKED BUT WE'RE NOW 7 YEARS LATER BUT WHEN THEY WERE STUDENTS

Damn what a minute

This music's a boop

Onto Episode 5!

So we lost Vor and Master Odin is no where to be find either.

The girls are fighting

FUCK I SKIPPED

Okay back.

Highkey the way Eraqus talks is a little... manipulator like.

"You're coming with me Bragi, aren't you?" or soemthing to that effect.

Kinda can't say no, now can he?

GIRL WHAT

VIDAR???

Where are y'all?

OH????

WHAT???

Okay, so there are thirteen formless darkness.

Seven used the Foretellers as vessels, four are trapped in the realm between another world...whatever that means, two were destroyed when the world collapsed but there's no proof.

Girl there are more cutscenes. I'm being fed.

Also we're at beast's castle.

Xehanort and Eraqus have spilt. Hermod and Urd went with Xehanort while Bragi went with Eraqus.

Stolen Rose | Master of the Castle | The Culprit | Cornered | Urd | What Order Needs | Returning the Rose | Dark Emotions

Chip?

Urd, I'm so sorry.

Okay so two people stole the rose. Which, yeah, they probably were their classmates.

OH BEAST IN A RED CAPE? AND NOT HIS SIGNATURE PURPLE???

Well that didn't work.

Why is the castle so red?

Imma be real, I can't wait till Dark Road gets a novel.

...no because that Earth Gargoyle obviously did that on purpose.

WELL

GOT HER ASS

Girl, this is bout to end in us losing Hermod.

SALVATION

So you're Vala.

GIRL NOT THE GLASSES THING

SHE'S A TOP TIER CHARACTER

Bro what is with these upper classmen

OH NO

HE IS HE?????

WHAT THE FUCK

DON'T TELL ME TO KEEP THEROSE SAFE AND THEN YET THAT BITCH

Xehanort really said: "Imma ease drop"

A year later besties!

Xehanort no! Put the armor back on!

OOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A BLACK COAT????

ALSO

SINGULARITY???

THAT'S THAT ON THAT

Dark Emotions | A Cloaked Stranger | Disposable | Seeking the Lamp

IT'S TIME TO CONVERSATE WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS

RAY CHASE

oh wait I mean

THE MASTER OF MASTERS

The whole nth later means nothing to me at this point, Imma need someone to break it down for me later lol Everglow?

Not him taking a leisurely stroll in darkness.

... was the Master of Master never even a Keyblade wielder????

Xehanort bout to give him this work if he don't stop talking in riddles.

WHAT

HE TOOK THE KEYBLADE

Okay, so he was a wielder...

What the

Just had the black coat on him

God I hope Ray Chase dubs MoM's lines.

Actually I want Ray and Ben to dub this whole interaction.

GIRL WHY IS HE LAYING ON HIM

OLDER SIBLING BEHAVOIR

OH SHIT JAFAR

NOW WE'RE REALLY ON EPISODE 6

I mean we do got a key that can open any lock.

Oh so the dude in black was named Vali.

Here he fucking come.

With his evil intentions.

Nice save, Iago.

Cave of Wonders | Chasing Eraqus | Jafar's Plot

Carpet pls

Bro what is going awn

Oh god here Eraqus fucken goes

Oop Eraqus is back in the party and so is switching.

Fire and Ice | The Cave's Depths | Uneasy Order | A Meeting

Oh god the Elemental Lords

Imma have to get more Charms lol

OH?

Vidar is back!

And so is Vor!

Eraqus really can't take no for an answer huh

okay first

Baldr's sister is so fucking pretty

Second, ITS ALL THE UPPER CLASSMEN

Wait a minute...is the one in the pink with the side pony, chubby?

So does that mean some of the seven missing upper classmen are...gone?

That's it. We didn't take the lamp in the end.

BACK TO THE KEYBLADE GRAVE YARD

Why do I feel like I've heard this coverstation but like, dubbed?

Shut the fuck up MoM, you funny man you.

WAIT

IM OUT HERE HAVING DEJA VU OVER THIS CONVERSTATION

BUT MOM HAD THIS CONVERSTATION WITH IRA

"My name is"

SIKE

...are the lost master and foretellers even the same?

THAT'S THAT ON THAT

I MAY BE CONFUSED BUT THE STORY MUSE CONTINUE

Wait no, there were five unions, Luxu and MoM make up the seven. okay we're good.

A Worthy Heart | Reunited | To Face True Darkness | Baldr Returns | One Way Ticket

AYO

ANOTHER 65 YEARS

BUT THIS TIME WITH VENTUS

OKAY BUT WHY DOESN'T VENTUS NEED A CLOAK

Wait is this how Corridors of Darkness actually work...

You know that makes sense.

AYO BABY XEHANORT

Who the fuck was your mentor, old man?

Ventus is just here bro

TERRA AND AQUA!!

...what are y'all talking about

GIRL THAT'S IT

SOMEONE SCREAMED AND WE JUST MOVED INTO EPISODE 7

BET.

Yeah to this day.

20 years real time.

We do not know what the fuck Kingdom Hearts.

How do we know the steps to summon it but not what it is

Oh, I'm assuming then, the conversation between Eraqus and Xehanort, was about Ventus being a true light.

Kingdom Hearts is a factory reset? Or just a straight up purge?

Wow, so Odin knew something was up all along.

And we already know who the dark seeker is.

Whew young Eraqus was on some shit back in the day

BALDR

Who is Hoder

DAMN

So that was his sister

Got taken out by Maleficent...and she just disappeared...

HADES

UGH

To the Underworld | Exchange

Kingdom Hearts Shive Heartless My Beloved

We're not gonna talk about how many times I died to Ifrit (about 8 times).

This bitch

WELL

OH NO

WE'VE BEEN SEPERATED

Okay yeah, so she's straight up dead and so are the others that "disappeared"

Feel like out of the three to stay behind, it's gonna be Bragi.

Gatekeeper | Leave it to Baldr

WELP TIME TO FIGHT CERBERUS

Baldr!

...Excuse me?

"Need a hand?"

Regrouping | Cerberus Defeated | Concerned

We've found the other two.

Are...no we're not about to lose all of y'all here.

Xehanort out here being cryptic...

Me: checking Everglow's channel Yep doing pretty good. Wrapping up as he posts--

sees that he's uploaded the final part and it's only 5 more parts after I wrap up this Episode

Me: Fuck--

The Departed | Gone Missing | Darkness or Light

HOLY SHIT

So these four are really dead...

Hoder, Heimdall, Helgi and Sigrun.

HOLY SHIT WAIT

THE MOMENT IN KHUCX/KHUX

WHEN MALEFICENT WAS TALKING TO THAT SHADOWY FIGURE

IS SHE A VESSEL FOR TRUE DARKNESS??

So they were all killed by Maleficent...

She died just like Strelitzia...

I GOTTA GO BACK TO THE FINAL WORLD

NOT Y'ALL CUTTING WHEN SHE'S ASKING FOR A FAVOR

okay so based on Everglow's videos and the amount of ???s in the theater, this last bit is about to be cutscenes heavy.

One Must Stay | A Hasty Retreat | Lost in Darkness | Shattered Hope | Left Behind | Darkness Disguised

Why is Urd alone?

Speak of him and he shall appear.

So someone's dead...

Welp time to actually fight Hades

Got his ass

Okay there's Hermod

WHAT THE FUCK HERMOD

HE ATTACKED US

...

??????

NOT Y'ALL FADING OUT WHEN HADES IS CONFORTED BY SOMEONE ELSE

They're not doing to good...

WHAT IS GOING ON????

THEY GOT GOT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is that?

ODIN??

VANITAS??

65 YEARS LATER???

I'm surprised the people making this were able to keep up with the time skips.

Oh. This is the first time I've seen the fear of Xehanort in Vanitas.

I think it's on the novel tho...I'll have to check later.

Okay so of the 13 formless darkness. 7 went into the Lost Masters.

WAIT

SIX WERE IMPRIMSONED BY THE UNION CREW

That would be Ephemer, Skuld, Ventus, Lariam, Elrena and Player

who is Xehanort...

And two were destroyed when the worlds collapsed ALLEGEDLY

WHAT

ONE SEURVIED AND IS ACTING AS AN ALLY OF LIGHT

COULD IT BE PLAYER WHO IS NOW XEHANORT????

hELP i KEEP ACCIDENTALYL SKIPPING

What.

AAAAA

THAT'S THAT ON THAT

ONTO THE LAST NOT NUMBERED EPISODE

Journey's Reward | Doubt | VS Vidar | Baldr's Darkness

We're on the big screen now.

Time to buckle in

Two years after everything in the Underworld.

Well now we know why Xehanort did the whole Norting thing.

This bitch.

Thirteen lifetimes.

This feels surreal to be honest.

Opp went back in time.

...why does Odin have his shirt unbuttoned like Ansem SoD...

What...

no no no no no no no

OH?

WHAT

SO EVERYONE ELSE GETS TO LEAVE BUT WE GOTTA STAY????

????????

That makes sense...Baldr fell to Darkness.

This man bout to pull up like that one form of Sephiroth's.

OH

YOU THREE

ERAQUS NO

OH SHIT A BATTLE

LEVEL 70???

THIS BETTER BE THE LAST ONE BESTIE

I DID IT

WHY ARE YOU FIGHING XEHANORT NOW, ERAQUS???

That ain't even Baldr anymore...

XEHANORT???

VOR'S AT THE TOWER THO????

WHAT IS HER IMPORTANCE???

OH SHIT THE GOOD MUSIC

Chile lemme stock up on Charms again.

To Vor | Fallen to Darkness | The True Story | Upstairs

3 more left...

Girl not another set of battles lol

????

Day 1?

THAT'S NOT AN INFIRMARY??

They did that shit on purpose...locked him away so that the darkness could fester inside him...fucking wow.

Kingdom hearts getting back to its fucked up roots.

Only took 7 days.

The how many lights?

Thirteen lights?

AYOOOOOOO

ASDSOSAK;LDASKL;DKSAL;DKL;AD

A Place to Return

Only six left y'all...

BUT FIRST MORE BATTLES

At least we got Edge of Existence bumping in the back

OH THANK GOD

FUCK

JUST THREE MORE TILL THIRTEEN

ALSO WHAT KINDA HEARTLESS

DAMN

Okay, so y'all just know where to go.

Lights and Darknesses | Two Kinds of People | Comfort in Light | Bragi's True Form | Child of Destiny

two more...

starting with a battle...

OH

NEVERMIND

ITS ONE MORE NOW

Where are we...

Oh wait...so it's 13 light turned to darkness...

The final (finna take forever) boss, Hringhorn.

I should have enough charms to just let this run, or at least get a good chunk..

IT WAS WAITING FOR YOU ASS TO FALTER

????

THE LIGHT???

OH SHIT

IS THAT HODER???

AYOOOOOOO

?????????

ODIN???????

OH WAIT THIS IS THE SAME AS THE SECOND PHASE OF THE XEHANORT FIGHT

And this is when Xehanort took his first life...

All those graves...

...

That's that on that...

GIRL WHAT

WHAT ARE TOU DOING HERE???

WHO WASN'T WHAT???

Damn Bragi knew...

And resigned to it

WAIT WHAT

OH HE'S

WAIT WHAT

WHAT IS HAPPENING

WHO IS BRAGI ACTUALLY??

BITCH

SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK

HAS HE BEEN LUXU THIS WHOLE TIME???

CREDITS????

My head hurts....

I wanna skip the credits but I don't know if the next scene is separated or attached.

BABY XEHANORT AND MAMA NORT

Okay, so this is where Xehanort grew up.

But who is this...

Child of Destiny?

HIS WHAT???

LIKE WHO

LIKE FUCKING WHO XEHANORT

TWO LIFETIMES???

OMFG

THIS PERSON IS ALSO FROM KHUX?

AND THEY KNOW THAT XEHANORT IS PLAYER

GIRL

THAT'S WHY ITS CALLED DESINTY ISLANDS

WAIT

OR IS THE CLOAKED PERSON PLAYER AND XEHNAORT HAS JUST BEEN FEELING OUR MEMORIES?

EPHEMER

PLAYER

AAAAAA

SO WE, PLAYER, WERE THE CLOAKED PERSON WHO TOOK XEHANORT

AND XEHANORT IS RELATED TO EPHEMER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Damn dead.

AN OATH TO RETURN

KINGDOM HEARTS

One last thing to leave you who made it this far.

Xehanort is the one who officially bequeathed Sora.

:)

#waffle rambles about kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts dark road #kingdom hearts dark road spoilers #khdr #khdr spoilers #kingdom hearts spoilers

[victoria-styles]

Can you please post your harry smut prompts?

If you use any of my prompts, please make sure you credit me!

1. Harry is tired of Y/N stealing his sweatshirt and sweatpants and makes her take them off.

2. Harry is having a wet dream and wakes Y/N up by grinding against her.

3. Harry is a gynecologist and gives Y/N a pelvic exam.

4. Harry makes Y/N come over and over again until she’s crying.

5. Y/N’s thigh tattoo turns Harry on.

6. Harry is a pornstar and requests a new PornHub model, Y/N to be in his new video.

7. Harry’s raspy morning voice turns Y/N on.

8. After having their baby, Y/N’s breasts are bursting with milk and Harry helps her relieve some of the pain.

9. Y/N surprises Harry by coming home with her nipples pierced.

10. Harry and Y/N are in a movie theater when he starts fingering her.

11. Y/N distracts Harry while he’s in the middle of writing a song.

12. Harry wakes Y/N up by fingering her and eating her out.

13. Harry and Y/N are strangers who get trapped in an elevator together.

14. Harry and Y/N are best friends who are also very affectionate with each other.

15. Harry is eating Y/N out so intensely that he has to stop and pull his hair back into a ponytail.

16. Harry does something to royally piss Y/N off which results in her giving him the silent treatment, so he has to work to get her to make a sound.

17. Step siblings, Harry and Y/N have to share a bed while on vacation with their family.

18. Y/N is sore and horny due to her period.

19. Harry and Y/N are spies on a mission sent to seduce and capture a major drug lord.

20. Y/N gets a new perfume and it drives Harry mad.

21. Y/N is the pastor’s daughter, but she isn’t so innocent when it comes to Harry.

22. Y/N and Harry are best friends and what started out as an innocent massage turns into something else.

23. Harry begs Y/N to let him fuck her without a condom.

24. Y/N is Harry’s new costar on Don’t Worry Darling and she’s nervous about the sex scene they have to film.

25. Y/N is 8 months pregnant and her large belly and breasts are making Harry go mental.

26. Harry, a demon, persuades Y/N, a human, to have some fun with him.

27. Harry discovers Y/N, a mermaid, living in the lake behind his new house.

28. Eros comes to Earth and seduces Y/N.

29. Harry and Y/N are best friends and when her boyfriend can’t satisfy her, Harry steps in.

30. Harry is a dangerous patient in a mental asylum and Y/N is his nurse.

31. Harry is a well-known sex therapist and helps Y/N.

32. Harry finds Y/N reading smut about him on Tumblr.

33. After Persephone leaves him, Hades!Harry decides to abduct another woman. But this time, he chooses a human, Y/N.

34. Harry is a SWAT officer and Y/N is a feisty, unhinged criminal.

35. Hades!Harry falls in love with Persephone!Y/N.

36. Harry is a psycho masquerading as a haunted house actor when Y/N runs into him.

Ask me anything!

#victoria styles #anon #mine #answered anon #smut #harry styles #harry styles smut #ask me anything #send asks #send me anons

[iguana-braces]

for the ask game: 1, 26, 33, 34, 35, 50!

1: I don't know if I have a whole lot of strong comfort characters, but I do have comfort media! The things I always watch to cheer myself up are Star Trek (Kelvin timeline mostly, but pretty much anything in that universe), Pacific Rim (the first one, the second one is dead to me), Rocketman (2019), Speed Racer (2008), and Top Gun 1&2. So mostly action movies with cool visuals? 🤷‍♀️

I also have comfort OCs, from my mountain of unfinished projects 😆

26: Ok, long story time! Aside from the pre-sleep self-insert scenarios I was just talking about with @mothmanssidepiece, an IRL scenario I replay a lot is back when I worked overnight, a guy came into the restaurant at like 3am in the middle of a storm. It was just me and one chef there, and I'm 95% sure this guy was... not human. He was acting incredibly strange, I'd ask a question and he'd just stare at me really intensely. I thought maybe he didn't speak English or maybe he was deaf or mute, but then other times he'd respond completely normally. He tried to call a cab but I'm like, "Dude it's 3am and we're in the middle of nowhere, there ain't any cabs. How the fuck did you get here in the first place?" Then he just walked off into the night, never to be seen again. I've dealt with drunk people and people who are on drugs and people who have disabilities and people who have mental illnesses and not a single one has acted in this specific manner. It was the most unsettling thing that's ever happened to me and I think about it all the time. The only reason I know I didn't hallucinate this encounter due to sleep deprivation was because the chef saw him too when he was trying to call a cab.

33: I haven't been adventuring much lately, but I went on a walk with some friends during our 4th of July observances and we ended up at a park and I went on the swings for like the first time in 7 years. Adults should be allowed to swing more often! I forgot how much fun it is!

34: I know hundreds of songs by heart, that's like the only thing my memory devotes its resources to. Everything else is unimportant but the lyrics to "The Boys Are Back" from High School Musical 3 are crucial information. The problem is getting my mouth to keep up with my mind when I sing along 😅

35: My time zone is Central, in the US (idk if there are other central time zones globally 😬)

50: Yes, feel free to tag me in anything! I appreciate the inclusion ❤️

#ask answered #minilpark #This was so long omg

[luckyjackalope]

7. 44. 51. 😘

-🧚‍♂️

hi there! thanks for asking, you picked some fun questions ☺️

7. Biggest turn on?

oh, this one’s easy! nothing gets me horny faster or more intensely than being desired. the more someone wants me, the more turned on I get.

44. What do you masturbate to?

mm… horny text conversations and nudes I’ve received are my favorite 😌 but I also really love t4t erotic fiction! and monsterfucking fiction also. t4t monsterfucking *melts* me. …actually, come to think of it, @ash-rigby is an erotica writer in that subgenre whose work I particularly enjoy~

51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

ohh wow 😳 sorry to say that I almost never cum from receiving oral, much to my dismay. when I do, it’s from slow, drawn-out, deeply sensual sex, so “fastest” isn’t really applicable. it also helps when I’m high! 😊 that said, I’ve never been deepthroated, and it’s possible that would be the secret key I’ve been missing. maybe one day I’ll find out!

(question list below the cut)

1. First kiss?

2. First time masturbating?

3. First sex toy?

4. First kink tried?

5. First time doing oral?

6. First time having sex?


-Turn Ons

7. Biggest turn on?

8. Biggest turn off?

9. Quickest way to get horny?

10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?

11. Top 3 places to be touched?

12. Ultimate fantasy?

13. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?

14. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?


-Preferences

15. Sex or masturbation?

16. Spit or swallow?

17. Cut or uncut dicks?

18. Rough or sensual sex?

19. Oldest person you’d sleep with?

20. Loud or quiet partners?

21. How much foreplay do you like?

22. How much teasing do you like?

23. What is too big for you to take?

24. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?

25. How much kissing do you like during sex?

26. What’s the most attractive part of the body?


-Location

27. Would you have sex in public?

28. Last place you had sex?

29. Where would you most like to have sex?

30. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?

31. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?


-Kinks

32. What’s your biggest kink?

33. Are you okay with name calling in bed?

34. Would you do any BDSM?

35. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?

36. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?

37. Do you like overstimulation?

38. Do you like having pain involved?

39. Do you like biting/being bitten?

40. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?

41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?

42. Have any roleplaying preferences?


-Masturbation

43. Do you own sex toys? How many?

44. What do you masturbate to?

45. How often do you masturbate?

46. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?

47. Do you masturbate with penetration?

48. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?


-Oral

49. Do you enjoy giving oral?

50. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?

51. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?

53. Can you deepthroat?


54. Do you like playing with your clit? If so how do you prefer to do it?

55. What’s your breast size?

56. How often do you go braless?

57. Do you finger yourself?

58. How familiar are you with your g-spot?

59. Do you squirt?


-Sex

60. How often do you do unprotected sex?

61. How loud are you in bed?

62. Do you enjoy having nipples played with?

63. Do you like/dislike cum?

64. How good are you at dirty talk?

65. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?


66. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched?

67. How do you prefer partners pubic hair?

68. How many orgasms can you have in a day?

69. How many other people know your bra size?

70. What do you wear to bed?

71. Any funny sex stories?

72. What food if any would you use during sex?

73. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?

74. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?

75. Do you often get horny in public?

76. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?

77. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?

78. Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?

#ask game

[nightmareofmenses]

Idk how to make a read more or whatever sorry if this is annoying (I guess who am I even apologizing to) but I just have to uhhhh scream about how much I love my partner Daniel. We’ve been dating (still sounds SO weird to say) for 2 months. I don’t know who knows this but we’ve been friends for 5 years we met playing the last of us online lol and I was married but I had a crush on him and really started to fall for him 3 years ago so I eventually left my ex husband and fully committed to falling in love with Daniel in 2020. he’s 1 year younger than me (34/35) and has never been in a relationship or even kissed anyone I am his first everything and he only showed me his face AFTER we officially started dating (he’s maybe on the spectrum and has severe social anxiety and self esteem issues) and he’s so?? fucking adorable? I mean I love Him so of course I think he’s adorable. He’s Canadian and his first language is French so I have been learning for the last 2 years it’s been so much fun. Trying to go to see him asap.

The batshit craziness of how we got together… I had told him that I was in love with him and it scared the shit out of him so for like a year we battled and played games of the heart, we basically acted like a couple but with his luxury of claiming to be not ready for a relationship/adventure.. then this summer I randomly met this French guy on an app called Tandem (meet people to learn language with) and fell in weirdly with him (it was fine, I think I loved him, it was just really fast and I was still in love with Daniel), that was a dramatic 2 months. I decided that I had been patient enough with Daniel and it was time to move on?? I knew it wasn’t but I was at my wits end. It was some crazy Jane Austen bullshit. I was just like okay the man I love won’t be with me, and I was ready to settle for Frenchie. At first it was okay, I even talked about him to Daniel (who definitely seemed uncomfortable hearing about it but fuck if he said absolutely nothing plus he straight up had said to me in the past he couldn’t be with me) and thought I could be friends with Daniel LOL well it basically boiled over and I had to choose to cut Daniel out of my life and move on or be alone forever (convincing myself Daniel would never man up). So after an emotional therapy session I was going to have the Goodbye Conversation with Daniel towards the end of July. It did not go well. I knew i couldn’t live without him. Daniel, who had never said these words before, choked out through tears that he loved me and wanted to be with me. And a switch flipped in my brain, in my soul. I was like « oh okay I shall break up with frenchie tomorrow » and we fell asleep on discord. The next morning I woke up and he said « Jenni? Je t’aime » and I… well, still to this day wonder if I’m dreaming. I love him so much, so intensely. It’s cosmic. It’s automatic.

Anyway, don’t really know how to end this except wow. I really got the silly slow burn friends to lovers trope of my dreams.

Good night.

#it can’t go without saying that I most likely have borderline and he is my FP lol but that is another loooong quazy tale #also listening to mitski during all of this? onkay #i have years of notes and journals full of pining and yearning #clown hours #she says to no one who cares

[lostxones]

𝕄𝕪𝕤𝕡𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝔼𝕣𝕒 𝕊𝕦𝕣𝕧𝕖𝕪

Tagged by: @writingxthexsilence​

(feel free to reblog, or steal)

tagging: whoever wants to do this!

Answers for Molly

1. State your name: Molly Faith Ellington

2. State the name that your parents almost named you: My mom wanted to name me Maryanne and thank fuck my dad put his foot down.

3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? I guess my dad? My mom and I don’t get along at all and my brother is kind of a dick.

4. What was your first job? Like...legal job? That sounds bad. Okay, so I used to babysit when I was like...fourteen. Actual legal, on the payroll, sort of work...I worked at McDonald’s and I hated it. 

5. Which of your relatives do you despise the most?  I guess my mom? I don’t really hate her, but we definitely butt heads.

6. Did anything embarrassing happen this week? Probably.

7. Do you miss your ex? Sometimes when I think about the good times, maybe. But we’re also exes for a reason.

8. Do you ever dream about your ex? Sometimes. 

9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? I like blues!

10. How do you wear your makeup? I guess more natural looks. 

11. What are some of your nicknames? I don’t think I have any.

12. How many bedrooms are in your house? Just one. I live alone.

13. How many bathrooms? One. 

14. Do you have a job? I work at a coffee shop on campus. 

15. Do you have a car? Yeah. She’s not the newest but she’s reliable. 

16. Do you think you will go to college? I’m in college. 

17. Tell me what you think hate means: Intense dislike or a strong aversion to something or something.

18. What is your definition of ugly: I would say someone unpleasant. Usually for me, a bad personality makes someone ugly in my eyes.

19. What is your definition of beauty: Something that lights you up or leaves you in awe...in a good way.

20. Do you have muscles? I mean, I don’t work out or anything.

21. How about abs? No.

22. Do you work out every week? I do yoga sometimes?

23. Did you brush your teeth this morning? Yeah, duh.

24. Name a fact that you think is bullshit: Uh...marriage is the only way to commit to someone

25. Have you ever seen Pen and Tellers Bullshit? Who?

26. Something about your neighbors that you hate: Oh, my neighbors are actually pretty cool.

27. Something about your neighbors that you like: Sometimes they leave fresh produce on my porch.

28. Has your neighborhood ever thrown a block party? Not since I’ve been here.

29. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? Once.

30. Have you ever held hands with someone of the same sex? Yeah.

31. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? Bikini

32. Do you like your eyes? Sure.

33. Do you think you are pretty? I guess.

34. What do you think of girls who are ugly, who think they are hot? As long as they’re confident and comfortable in their skin, who am I to judge?

35. Have you ever called someone fat? My pets growing up.

36. Have you ever confronted someone who was making fun of a stranger? Of course.

37. Are you a bully? I don’t think so. 

38. Have you ever called a complete stranger fat before? No.

39. Do mean people lack a soul? I don’t think so. They just don’t listen to it.

40. Have you ever put a curse on someone who said something mean about you? No.

41. Have you ever practiced witch craft? I don’t think so? I made pretend potions when I was little, though.

42. What do you think of Satanists? I don’t know. I guess I don’t really think about them at all.

43. Did you know people who practice satanism could curse you? Makes sense.

44. Do you believe in hexes? Sure.

45. Do you believe in vampires? In this reality, no. Maybe in some sort of alternate universe.

46. Who was the last person you cussed at? My brother. 

47. Do you have a jacuzzi? I wish.

48. How much money is in your pocket right this moment? None. I’m in my comfy clothes.

49. How much money is in your checking account? Uh....I don’t know exactly. Enough to cover bills.

50. How much is in your savings? A few hundred.

51. Are you well off? I mean, I’m not rich, but I’m comfortable.

52. Do you have kids? No

53. Do you want kids (for those who dont have them)? Maybe some day.

54. What do you think of people on welfare? Everybody needs help sometimes. 

55. If we had a war over a tax on tea, why the hell have we accepted a tax on everything else? Because the education system doesn’t teach us to think for ourselves.

56. Are you smart?  In some ways.

57. Did you ever get left back in school? No.

58. How many times have you gotten after school detention? A couple times for talking too much in class.

59. How many times have you gotten in school suspension? Never.

60. Have you ever been expelled? If yes, what for? No.

61. What is your worst subject in school? Gym.

62. Tell me what your back pack looks like: Simple and gray.

63. Who is the ugliest person in your school? That’s a mean question.

64. Who is the happiest person you know? Aside from me? I guess my friend Harper.

65. Who is the loudest person you know? Aside from me? My brother.

66. Who is the most annoying person you have ever met? My brother.

67. What celebrity do you think is hot? Ross Lynch

68. Did you read Twilight? I did when I was in middle school.

69. Last movie you saw in theatre: 1917. On a date.

70. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? Oh, I’m single.

71. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? I don’t think so?

72. Have you ever cheated? No way!

73. Have you ever flirted with someone online that you never met? Hasn’t everyone?

74. Have you ever met with someone you met online? Yes.

75. Have you ever been mean to someone just to make yourself feel better? No. That makes me feel worse.

76. Tell me one thing, about yourself, that makes you an ugly person? I guess I can be stubborn to a fault sometimes...like let my pride keep me from admitting fault.

77. Have you been honest? Yes.

78. Have you ever done drugs? A few times.

#barefoot in grass and drinking fresh lemonade. | molly ellington