#but HE would

[glitchedcosmos]

A learning opportunity

#this is so stupid #but he would #sonic x shadow generations #sonadow generations #sonic generations #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #sonic #sega #sonic tag #sth #shadow #classic sonic #sonic games #digital art #digital artist #my art shit

[frownyalfred]

Tim is the kind of person who would swallow one of his AirPods while getting mugged just to assert dominance and I stand by that

#Tim drake #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #batdad #batfam #batkids #dc comics #sorry I know this is random #but he would #he’d be like ‘good luck getting the set now asshole’ #and just keep walking #bonus if he does this in metropolis where it’s weird rather than in Gotham where it’s semi normal

[vveirdnobdy]

Modern au where OG!Cale enjoyed music and would like to make his own but he doesn’t really want to sing god forbid his family find out about it, but then he discovers his saving grace, Hatsune miku

#trash of the count's family #trash of the counts family #tcf #cale henituse #lcf #lout of the count’s family #kim rok soo #lout of the counts family #if you’re like ‘hey V what the fuck is this one’ #all I can think of is OG!Cale and I’m listening to Vocaloid #and I’m like… what if #BUT HE WOULD #hatsune miku #vocaloid

[starwarsmyversion]

That's an attachment

#star wars #funny #lol #obi wan kenobi #funny tweets #obi wan star wars #tweet #anakin skywalker #obi wan and anakin #star wars anakin #anakin skywalker is an idiot #like he's a bottom but it's not what about the post is #padawan anakin #obikin #falling to the dark side for fun? #not today #but he would #this is my own tag

[pinkkinoko]

Ring ding dong it’s time for the shitpost (literally)

Wow can’t believe this will go down as my first mungrove full color I’m so sorry🙂

(Inspiration)

#mungrove #art #look I just…I’m not sure what’s wrong with me #but he would #also don’t ask why he has no pants I just wanted leg🦵

[minty-bunni]

Youngblood would totally sneak into the human realm to trick-or-treat and you cannot convince me otherwise.

One day a year where the ghost kids get to do kid stuff and nobody cares because they aren't wrecking anything. (Except that time someone ran out of candy and Youngblood shot cannonballs at their house)

#danny phantom #youngblood danny phantom #idk how he'd manage it with his powerset #but he would

[frombraize]

kaladin would listen to the smiths

#he'd be too embarrassed to admit it #but he would #like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME get what i want this time #cosmere #stormlight archive #the stormlight archive #kaladin

[chaoticas-hell]

Nicky:

#you all know Im right #he fucking would #whether he is successful or not is up in the air #but he would #aftg #all for the game #the kings men #tkm #the foxhole court #tfc #the raven king #trk #nicky hemmick

[ceo-of-sloppy-men]

Meme

#bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 zevlor #I ain’t dissing Astarion I love him #but he would

[westscain]

forever thinking about when dan shakes herbert in re-animator . . . he was treating that goofy little scientist like a snowglobe for a moment there

#re animator #herbert west #daniel cain #dan cain #bro was being shaken VIGOROUSLY #slightly unrelated #herbert west would make an amazing snowglobe #i can't explain it #but he would

[alolanrain]

I feel like Ash, who would have no previous driving record of any kind, would be extremely unnaturally good at drifting any vehicle he’s controlling. Bike, car, boat, you name it and he can drift it.

#ash ketchum #idk why #but he would

[fulloffencekurooishotterthanyou]

“It’s 3am, move over, love, we’re going to keep watching this show until it’s finished.”

Sugawara, Hanamaki, Kenma, Suna, Futakuchi, Matsukawa, Akaashi, Oikawa, Tendou

#haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #hq sugawara #hq hanamaki #hq kenma #hq suna #hq futakuchi #hq matsukawa #hq akaashi #hq tendou #oikawa would but #only if it was aliens #or abt volleyball #akaashi is debatable #but he would

[izvmimi]

i didn't actually mention any blood in that period fic but he would.

#mimi speaks #i'm not elaborating what #but he would

[acourtofwhatthefuck]

Azriel would look so fucking good in pink

#Azriel has been on my mind today #but he would #like so good #am I thirsty today #yes #acotar #a court of thorns and roses #azriel

[evenstarfalls]

"If Victor Vale has a million hater, then I am one of them. If Victor Vale has ten haters, then I am one of them. If Victor Vale has only one hater then that is me. If Victor Vale has no haters, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is for Victor Vale, then I am against the world." Eli Cardale Ever

#this is so stupid #but he WOULD #and it would be MUTUAL #i love those stupid idiot serial killers so much #villains series #ve schwab #victor vale #vicious #victoria schwab #eli ever #vengeful

[pandagirl45]

Steve: *glares downing champange*

Steve: *loosens his bow tie*

Tony stared at captian america, Steve freaking Rogers part the crowd towards the target of his ire. He took a sip of sparkling cider eying bucky who mumbled, "Steve is about to lose his shit."

The target was a man who excessively flirting with an ever polite colonel who, for the fifth time tried to end the conversation. If not for the sudden twitching brow, Steve would have stayed back but no

Steve tried not to be a possessive man, but he can't help it. Throwing to bow tie into his pocket, he popped a button, finger run his hair out as he hooked both hands on rhodes arm.

"Hi. Steven Rogers." He gave a smile that could cut ice and burn the onlooker. Who took a step back but eyed him with something that made Steve bare all teeth, like he was punched in the mouth and grinned sweetly. Practiced.

Rhodes hand placed on top of his hands, the colonel looked at him. Steve kept eyes on the person who couldnt take a hint.

"I was just telling the colonel how impress I am with him, I just wanted to get to know him more." The sly smile, blown pupils, heavy chest heaving. Steve licked at his teeth hating how he can read what that meant.

Steve nodded, head tilting boyishly. The awe shucks, gosh really tilt, "and, did MY colonel say anything? No? No thank you? I appreciate that but fuck off?" Steve blinked cutely with his same plastered on grin.

Somewhere among the crowd, clint and Natasha voices carried with laughter. Steve cursing was a pissed Steve.

"He didnt-"

Rhodes cheeks darken in color, as steve took a step in front, arms crossing pushing the fabric to its limits, "I'm saying it. Fuck," he leaned in hair swimming across his forehead, the person leaning back, "off."

Politely and quickly, the man left. The crowd disperse faster when the icy glower was aimed at them. Lips pursed and jaw clench until rhodes whispered something.

Steve, like a switch flipped, calmed and pointed to the buffet table. Words exchanged, "your colonel?"

Steve cheeks redden waving at the phrase, "my, the. Words are confusing."

The others stood there watching the two wander to the food. Tony stopped the time, "5 minutes and steve had effectively made sure everyone knows."

Bucky took a bite of the semi bland food, "his realization officially they are something more than comrades and told an entire event in 5... 4... 3..."

There was an exclamation from the blonde. Rhodes robust voice laughing merrily as he tried to calm him down.

The incident was known as "Captian America dropping the F-Bomb for the Colonel".

#this is dumb #steve is so petty #but he would #he would drop that f bomb for reason like this #warshield #rhodey blushed again #the avengers #steve rogers #james rhodes #unwanted flirting #drabbles #people didnt try to flirt with rhodey after this #my silly thoughts