#but I SHANT

[cuntstable]

going to bed but releasing my Manuscript of Truth into the world before this….. bye……

#dungeon meshi #i could elaborate more such as that i think laios is a service top or that namari has custom made straps…….. or that marcille is NOT a pp… #but i shant

[reclusivesapphire]

i meant to post these a while ago but i was preoccupied with college applications. enjoy

#octonauts #captain barnacles #peso penguin #kwazii #dashi dog #tweak bunny #shellington #professor inkling #octonauts textposts #i love how the thing getting in the way of me regularly posting about the silly little ocean show for toddlers is college applications #i need to get a life #but i shant

[thevastnessof]

well gang I'm officially caught up on one piece. all the current 1107 chapters. I did it

#sky speaks #one piece #i never get to use the excuse that somethings too long again i think #plots going crazy rn i want more #the siren song of re-reading arcs with all the current context #but i shant

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

of course the useless alcoholic from boochi the ronk is a libra

#i cld write a 20000 word essay on libras in anime #but i shant

[chuuyascumsock]

I’d let him shove that wrench up my ass ngl

#i need sleep #but i shant

[reamed]

god I wish I still vaped

#txt #I only rlly do edibles now #but vaping gets me high so much faster without the anxiety smoking gives me #but it’s baddddd for my asthma #I just found my old vape and It has a nice lil cart in it #but I shant

[hotchs-big-hands]

Whenever Derek and Penelope are on the phone together this plays.

#i shoild go to bed #but i shant #awake and feeling the tomfoolery #penelope garcia #derek morgan #criminal minds #Youtube

[coffincoitus]

took a surprise nap and woke up free of fever

#i could sleep more tbh #but i shant

[sylvaneagle]

my minecraft build :) shes nowhere near done but i need to think about how much is "too much"...she needs to be finishable in a year along with also my starter base and a whole city 4 my villagers

#minecraft #my base is in a mountain biome so itll be all covered in snow #im so excited about her #i love her #i wanna say the lore....... #but i shant

[natjennie]

experienced the most specific and vivid split second horny fantasy so intense i almost blacked out.

#if i was a skosh more confident i would describe it here #but i shant

[atinylittlepain]

can't believe im posting the second to last chapter of deliver me today

#i just want to live in their world forever #but i shant #soon it will be time for dove and joel to live on their own #without me peering into the windows of their house like a voyeuristic child god #lmao #deliver me from nowhere

[onetruefool]

Pizza and weed and cookies... but no queen to share this kingdom with...

Squire!!!

How would the peasants feel if I were to pull a full bowser right now?

Not as good as bowser would, my liege.

Oh squire... I'll stay your mother-in-laws execution another week.

Is this a punishment or reward, sire?

Squire! Jokes like that are why we're maidenless in the first place!

#i could go on #but i shant

[buzz-cow-man]

i can not be held accountable for the person i am about to become

#good omens #i could say sorry #but i shant #this is the best part of the year for me #(i hope) #IM SO FUCKING READY

[vampiricsheep]

i know this isn't a novel statement but our characters should kiss. there are so many eligible bachelors ripe for the taking

#with the added bonus that most of them are poly lmao #friend of mine was doing fake personal ad style posts and I simultaneously adore it and want to copycat #but I shant

[mercutiotakethewheel]

oh my fucking god what the fuck and to think id spoiled myself about tain hu too but like whattttt theeeee fuccccxk i dont think ill be recovering from this one mates

#i hope i die what the fuck #seth dickinson beast that yiu are #shittt #yknow #i dont know if i can restrain myself from spoiling the rest of the books for myself now #but i shant #but also like #i dont know if i can take much more of tgat holy shit #everyone read the traitor baru cormorant rn so you can look me in my dead eyes right now

[gothic-mothic]

Ouhh sleepy

#but i shant #.txt