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akai-anna · 3 months

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HEY THERE MY LOVELY MUTUAL <3 <3 (I love when you reblog and queue my posts ur actually amazing ily so much I love reading your tags hugs hugs hugs <3 <3 <3 im in love, giggling kicking my feet everyday)

SAW THE CHARACTERS OPINION BINGO U REBLOGGED 👍 I GOTCHU

TAKAGI. BABY BOI OF DCMK (I remember seeing a poll rolling around somewhere about the most dcmk baby girl and Takagi won)

I will also have to have to ask you about Kaito HAHAH (my fav blorbo i will admit)

ok the thing is im from australia. choose an australian animal of your choice bc i am Intrigued. im not too sure how the bingo would translate though hahahah I don't think it would work very well

(feel free to also ask me anything or talk to me and about this bingo too >v0 b)

wait you know what i forgot LOL WE GOTTA HAVE THE PROTAGONIST DUO SHIN/CONE AS WELL. PLS

*LIGHTS UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE* MY DEAR MUTUAL, HI CYN, HELLO!!!!

Firstly: WE'VE NEVER TALKED BEFORE BUT LET ME TELL YOU, I WAS (still am) SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN I SAW YOU SEND IN AN ASK! Yes, I keep track and i'm always happy to see you in my activity and my dash! (I'm also really happy to see we mutually share that feeling; I relate to the giggling kicking feet sentiment a lot.) I'm happy to have this chance to interact with you, in a sense, face to face! Bless you, darling, and I'm sending hugs right back at you.

Secondly: YOU HAVE EXCELLENT TASTE AND YOU HAVE MY ETERNAL ADORATION ESPECIALLY FOR ONE TAKAGI WATARU, he always needs more love, I FREAKING ADORE THAT MAN.

Thirdly: warning notes apply, as stated in previous asks:

I tend to interpret things liberally: only my own rules apply, which means ->

I check everything that makes sense to me, even if they might seem contradictory

The Character Opinion Bingo in question

Prepare for endless ranting. And as a certain someone says: さあショーの始まりだわ!

I. Takagi Wataru

The Babygirl and Malewife of My Heart Personal Special Tag: #takagi is a good man

Points that I feel need a little elaboration:

I am so normal about them: I use the word "normal" as a synonym for "utterly obsessed with" and "absolutely love and adore". (I don't like the word in itself, hence, the only context I use it in, is this. But that is another story.)

*puts them in a salad spinner*: as in, the salad spinner is my brain, and he keeps rotating in it at high centrifugal force.

Canon isn't real if I don't look at it and That's a solid design right there: Detco Canon is... As much as I love it, I think we can agree it has its shortcomings/issues, and one of them is coming up. These two points go hand in hand at this moment because LOOK AT HIM!!! LOOK AT HIM!!! THIS MAN IS A BABY!!! LOOK AT HIM, HE'S PERFECT!!! THE SPIKY HAIR!!! THE SHAPES!!! THE COLOUR PALETTE!!! HE'S SO CUTE!!

I resonate with this particular video: his new design in the anime (partly thanks to the general Square-and-Pointy-fication) is just... THEY HAD THE PERFECT MAN. IT'S A CRIME. Bless that he is at least still cute in the manga, even if not the same way as in the early anime. The sharp cheekbones and soft looking hair have their charm.

My point is: THIS!!!! MAN!!! IS!!! A BABY!!!!

Literally I would kiss them and I want to BITE them: he makes me go FERAL with LOVE, and makes me feel like I want to gnaw on something or eat a whole fridge or scream endlessly into a pillow. I wouldn't do it to HIM (I'll leave that to Satou Miwako), but generally, the feeling is there. (Okay, I'll be honest, I would totally give him forehead, cheek, or hair kisses.)

To close his section, have one of my favourite bits about this Baby Of A Man. That poll was absolutely right about him, THE ULTIMATE BABYGIRL (and Malewife TM).

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II. Kuroba Kaito/Kaitou KID

The Local Mischief and Chaos Bringer Personal Special Tag: #the magical agent of chaos

LOL I DIDN'T EXPECT TO GET A BINGO, EVEN WITH THE FREE SPACE HAHA

Some points are the same as for Takagi, but here is elaboration on the ones that don't match:

Bastard, A Beast Unleashed and They didn't get bullied enough: let's be real. He's an Absolute Menace. And I sort of love that about him. Highly competent (competency makes me go weak), and if that is not scary (and hot) I don't know what. And sometimes he also goes too far (lifting skirts is not okay at all, Kaito) and needs someone to put a leash on him (or kick a soccer ball at him/chase him in a classroom). I feel that sometimes he needs a bit of bullying a challenge, to think about things. And again, honesty: I love seeing him suffer a bit, I love his Panic Moments LOL. Not in a mean way. But I also love how kind he is; the baseball chapter in the MK manga has my heart, and the Clock Tower Heist, and the Red Tear chapter... Not to mention the Nightmare arc. He cares about people and making others happy. I feel I went on a tangent here. Onto the bastard bit: he CAN BE SUCH A BASTARD AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT HIM TOO. Two of my favourite bits of Bastardry from him include 1) HOW HE DISGUISED AS RAN AND HOW HE BAITED SHINICHI AT THE VERY END OF THAT ENCOUNTER and 2) THE WAY HE SENDS SHINICHI CAREENING IN THE SIDECAR LIKE IT'S NOTHING (but also Shinichi getting right back at him and setting fire to the fckin fuel.) Pure Bastard Energy.

I want their gender: I love the way he is just so free-spirited about how he dresses/disguises. And I love the thought of him and Aoko doing outfit swaps (I blame that competition in MK for these. Also look at these delightful posts on the topic).

Canon isn't real if I don't look at it: I have... issues, with canon, you could say. Like the way he has no support system, especially bothers me. I would like to see his character treated with more care (be it MK or DetCo). I live for good character development, and I crave that for him.

To close this section, have one of my favourite conversations between these two menaces of nature.

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III. Australian Animal of Choice: Koala

Fun fact: I've been in love with koalas ever since I got a keyholder plushie from relatives in Australia when I was like... in kindergarten? Or early elementary? Also don't worry, *puts on sunglasses* I wouldn't have mentioned animals, if I thought I couldn't work with them.

Elaboration is needed here I feel.

I am so normal about them: I'm not as obsessed as I used to be but I'm eternally fond of koalas. Did you know their fingerprints are so similar to us they could be mistaken for human fingerprints? Or how they spend most of their time sleeping because the eucalyptus they consume is toxic? Or how they can actually swim well? Or how they are literally surviving by being Dumb As Shit because Being Dumb Saves Energy? Yeah, I'm totally normal about them.

*projects onto them like a mf* and I want their gender: Oh to be a koala, just existing, sleeping, sometimes waking up to eat some eucalyptus, then going right back to sleep. I want that.

That's a solid design right there: HAVE YOU SEEN THEM? SO FLUFFY LOOKING!!! WITH BIG CLAWS!!! THE BIG NOSE!!! SO SHAPED!!! NOT TO MENTION THE EARS!!!

They are so silly and They Sure Do Exist: how did this animal even come into existence? Weird lil creatures. THEY ARE JUST SO SILLY. THE NOISES THE MAKE. Like oh my god.

Literally I would kiss them: THEY JUST LOOK SO SOFT, HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME NOT TO BURY MY FACE IN THE FUR?

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IV. Kudou Shinichi/Edogawa Conan

*Prof Agasa voice* He has many nicknames, like Gremlin Child, Absolute Menace, Ultimate Baby, Lil Nerd, Walking Encyclopedia Son, or Disaster Child. I think I call him as many names as I do my dear Rosie, so that is quite telling LMAO Personal Special Tag: #the detective gremlin

HDSBSKDB DOUBLE BINGO (AND ALMOST 4 BC HE'S ALSO DET'S FAV, SO ALMOST CROSSED OUT PROXY TOO KSJNVKSVNJS OK, my love for him is showing, I guess)

EDIT: FCKIN TRIPLE BINGO AS @vampirecatsw POINTED OUT oh my god, I'm blind

Again, some thoughts on relevant bits.

*projects onto them like a mf*: THIS CHILD IS SO FCKIN NEURODIVERGENT, AND I FCKIN RELATE, ALSO HE LOVES AND CARES SO DEEPLY IT HURTS AND I RELATE SO HARD.

A Beast Unleashed: another MENACE OF NATURE. You cannot let him roam free, he finds trouble like it's Breathing. Also love it when he goes ballistic. Or when he shows how competent he is. Like GOD. HE'S AMAZING, and he's a danger to criminals and himself, mostly.

Everyone else if wrong about them: not EVERYONE, just... some people. We agreed with a friend that some of our issues in portrayal lies with the fandom sort assigning him traits that Hakuba has, but not Shinichi (Hakubification). Of course, people can have their fun with it, but it's not for me and have my own opinions on the matter.

Canon isn't real if I don't look at it: again, DetCo has issues. Like the lack of continuity/ erased character development, or not bringing up issues ever again, and the like. Early DetCo was GOOD at these, and I miss those times.

That's a solid design right there and I fuck with this aesthetic so hard: HE IS!!!! SO SHAPED!!!!! SO ROUND!!! (or at least used to be) THE GENTLE CURVES OF HIS FACE!!! THE SILLY HAIR!!!! NOT TO MENTION HIS FCKIN WARDROBE!!!! I'M OBSESSED WITH HIM!!! Also, I have a huge thing for blue eyes and dark hair combination, not to mention the glasses... I'm fckin weak for glasses... god. He just hits all the right spots in my heart and brain. (Not to mention his personality, I WANT TO CRY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH-)

They didn't get bullied enough: I live for others teasing Gremlin Child. It's not quite bullying (never HURT HIM FOR REAL, I'LL CRY), but he needs to be TEASED MORE FOR SURE. I guess Bastardry also fits into this, that's good too.

SQUEAK: sometimes he is just so DUMB I want to SQUISH HIM HARD OR SHAKE HIM. I LOVE HIM, I SO DO, even if he is an idiot at times. God. I love him.

Literally I would kiss them and I want to BITE them: HIS CHEEKS ARE SO PERFECTLY ROUND I WANT TO CHOMP ON THEM. ALSO ALL THE KISSES TO HIM!!!!! BABY BOY!!!! GIVE HIM ALL THE KISSES!!!! AND HUGS TOO!!!

Bastard: the way he FCKS WITH SOME CRIMINALS. OH MY GOD. THE WAY HE IS SOMETIMES A MENACE ON PURPOSE. THE WAY HE SOMETIMES GETS SO ANNOYED HE JUST GOES FOR HIS WATCH. Also the way he is an absolute bastard to KID. His attitude is just so. *chef kiss* Love a menace of a child, HE'S AMAZING. HIS RAZOR SHARP SMIRK, THE MISCHIEVOUS CHILD FACE.

I have way too many favourite bits related to this boi. So. Have these random screencaps from my DCMK folder.

I hope you have fun reading this madness, Cyn! I HAD AN ABSOLUTE BLAST, YOU HAVE MY ETERNAL LOVE, may you have an absolutely blessed day, dear.

#detective conan #magic kaito #la junk talks #detco posting #asks #vampirecatsw #did i make shinichi be the 4th bc of a pun? totally #i've been infected with sillypunnitis #you literally went and asked about my favourites you are the best #(tho. that is not hard to do bc i adore so many characters in detco fkvjnfdvkjfnk i'm obsessed TM)#may you have fun reading this word vomit hahahah #god can you tell i love talking about them? gosh bc i do #also me thinking about what it tells about me that i would not SQUEAK takagi #but i would shinichi ksjfndfjvndfk #takagi wataru: too good to be squeaked

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baconcolacan · 1 year

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I remember in regimen, Tord recalled "fondly" When they lived together, waking tom up, and tom nearly stabbing him with a bottle cuz of it, any interesting stories to say about young tom and tord? Any times where tords small "obsession" With tom got them in interesting situations/adventures?

Stay au, i get that their relationship is hidden, but do they brag about eachother to anyone? If so, who does the most bragging/showing eachother off

Would, lets say, a rebellion group or another army be able to get a bunch of info were they to get access of Tom's VR (stay au) in a hostage situation. Is there anything Tord can do to stop that? Or Tom in that case?

You're probably sick from hearing this since your community is surprisingly wholesome af, But every day i check your tumblr its got me BOUNCING on my feet, You give me confidence

I see you're art and im like *chefs kiss* mm succulent.

but I'll stop rambling

Any video games, books, or movies you're into?do you think you'll start those stay au oneshots you mentioned before?And how are you? Cant help but feel concerned after u fell down the stairs, and then got sick (p.s. sorry for writing so much again, cant help it)

HAHAHAH Nawww its okay buddy! I'd be happy to answer your questions again ^^

Hmm, let me think of something I'm not gonna put in the fic itself. Probs will be in regiminis tho, just more in depth.

Well, as teenagers, Tord often tried to get an explosive reaction out of Tom in public, especially when they were in school. At this time, Tom still somewhat cared about his image in front of other people, yknow cause teenager lol, so even if Tord tries to tease/bully him he wouldn't react too much in fear of making a scene.

One day though, Tord decided to kick it into overdrive, to the point where he finally got Tom to snap and lunge at him in the middle of the cafeteria. They got into a really nasty brawl that ended with both of them getting sent to the headmaster. Surprisingly though, even if witnesses say that Tom was the one who started the fight, Tord actually- happily- admitted that he was the aggressor, and that Tom was defending himself.

"....Why did you do that?" "It's the truth, Thomas. Why should you be punished for something I started?"

And that started Tom off on his confused and mixed emotions about Tord, but don't be fooled though. Tord didn't say this out of goodwill. Remember, even at this point, a small obsession with Tom has already blossomed. Meaning what he said is actually; Why should you be punished by someone else who doesn't even deserve to touch you?

Stay au, i get that their relationship is hidden, but do they brag about eachother to anyone? If so, who does the most bragging/showing eachother off

They can't. No matter how much they want to they can't tell anyone. This applies more to Tord, as Tom is content with only having people he loves/is close to know about his relationship, Tom has always been more private out of the two of them. Tord on the other hand....he wants to brag about his husband so bad. Especially during the times Tom succeeds in any of his field operations. Paul and Pat could be talking about how well Tom is doing and Tord is literally vibrating in his seat like 'Thats my husband thats my husband thats my husband that my husband THATS MY HUSBAND-'

Unfortunately, this means Matt is the only one Tord gets to rave to, which makes Matt's life a living hell, because he has to listen to his boss/maybe old friend foam at the mouth for his best friend.

"He was so cute this morning!! I had him in my arms when he was still sleeping and- and he smiled at me when he woke up and whispered 'Good morning, Elskede'!! AAAAAA I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM!!!!"

"Thats...nice, Tord."

"Omg also did you know that he likes to cuddle?? HES SO CUTE FUUUUCCCKK!"

"Yes Tord, I know Tom likes to cuddle you have told me this a million times, also Tom is my best friend I KNOW he's a cuddler."

"AND THE WAY HE SMILES I JUST- AUGH, And his laugh?? *SIGH* I don't know how I ever managed- *keeps rambling*"

"This is my hell."

It wouldn’t really work tbh. Tom’s visor is strictly registered to his biometrics. If you saw my drawings that have him in it, his temples have ports where the visor connects to, thats how he’s able to access and see through the visor, his eyes are actually glass eyes.

If there were attempts at hacking into his visor, it would self-destruct. Just fizzle out when it’s still connected to Tom, and straight up explode if it isn’t connected to Tom.

Of course, Tord would get a distress signal if Tom was ever captured and he can’t handle it alone. In which case he would send out Red Sentries first, troops second, Paul and Patryck if the first two don’t work, then come himself last. (This is for the sake of their safety, Tord would WANT to go first, but they have to go through command chain to maintain their personal lives.)

For Tom, if the situation gets desperate, he will resort to using his hellhound (again, his monsterform in this AU) but like I said, as 3rd gen the shifting is agony, so it really only is a last resort.

You're probably sick from hearing this since your community is surprisingly wholesome af, But every day i check your tumblr its got me BOUNCING on my feet, You give me confidence

DHAJSJ NAWWWW I don’t get sick of hearing it, it REALLY REALLY warms my heart that you guys are so supportive of me, it gives me confidence in my works knowing someone enjoys it.

AND YEAH!! Everyone is so SWEET!! You guys are such kind-hearted people, I’m so glad the people who came to me so far are the kind of people I would be happy to associate with! My mutuals are all good, kind, and talented people, and you guys like I said are so so sweet! I like to think I’m cultivating a little corner that’s soft and calming, it really costs me nothing to be kind, especially in today’s climate, when I’m here I want to forget the bad things and rave about the stuff I like, so I’m glad you’re all here to do that too ^^

I see you're art and im like *chefs kiss* mm succulent.

*hides in a bush to scREAM /pos*

OOOOH! Well I like the Bioshock series, Dishonored, Journey, Sky: CoTL, Fire Emblem, Bravely Default, Pokemon, Don’t Starve, and lately I’m getting into Hades but haven’t gotten that far yet ^^;

For books I’ll always recommend the Leviathan series by Scott Westerfeld, if you’re into historical war retellings with steampunk aspects.

The Monstrumologist series by Rick Yancy if ya fancy some monster horror

The Iron Fey series by Julie Kagawa if you’re into faeries and smoochin faeries I guess lol

Steelheart series by Brandon Sanderson and Villains series by V.E. Schwab if you like post-apocalyptic/dark superheroes stories.

aaaand Ascendance series by Jennifer Nielsen which is a series I read when I was younger which is about war, royal conspiracy, and all that funky stuff lol

Of course I also love some of the classics like Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes plus lots of the Shakespearean plays bc I’m a stupid theater kid wjsjfjsnd

So yea,,,,,my book tastes are….inconsistent. As long as the story is cool, I will eat it lol. Plus, all these authors and books practically raised the type of writer I am lmao.

And, I’m not much of a movie fan? I think the Ghibli movies are cool though, and I like silly goofy movies like Knives out and Bullet Train so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As for how I am, tired, overworked, still a little sick, I was born pretty weak with a broken lower respiratory system so thats just how it is lmao. The studio also has been piling work on top of me so thats….neat, but at least I can afford food??

But thank you for asking!! I hope you’re doing well too ^^ And don’t worry, I never mind when you guys write to me a lot.

#asks #letmeaskdanielaquestion #ew Stay AU #regimen ao3 #I’m gonna lie down maybe #I have a stomach bug or smth #HAKSJDF DANIEL’S ODDESSY THROUGH SICKNESS LETS GOOO

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clownstolemyjokesarchived · 2 years

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So like gonna mark this semi-important post with a silly icon to break the ice kjengae but in seriousness though, I just wanted to like address something that’s sorta been bothering me for a while and like excuse how I word this I’m not good at this sorta stuff. My anxieties and such have been... bad and like I’ve been doing my best to mask them like I usually do with my shenanigans and such, but that can only go so far. Now usually they wouldn’t be this bad, but considering I’ve been off my medications for what? Since January now I think.. I think?? Yeah. My old ones weren’t working anymore, we essentially had to start with new ones so it’s not like I just went FUCK YOU to my meds. They weren’t working, so my doctor took me off them and we’ve trying to get me started on new ones which has been an ordeal, but that’s not important akjengae let’s not get into that.

What I’m trying to get at mostly is that it’s been hard for me to talk to people like I once was able to and believe me, I’ve been trying but being invaded constantly with invasive thoughts and on top of paranoia it’s like well no wonder I’ve been feeling like shit more often than not and my moods have been awful but also, I just can’t shake off the anxiousness no matter how hard I try and I’ve been trying so hard to reach out to people especially those I’ve been following for quite some time now and done nothing with but been enjoying their content and even though I’ve been told in the past to like approach them or it’s okay if I send them stuff, my brain is... Look it’s fucking wired stupidly, alright? I’m really sorry about all this. I really am. I don’t mean to keep bringing this up or seeming to be using this as an excuse as sorts because this is the furthest thing I’m trying to do here, but I just want to explain myself and why I’ve been struggling so much even though I just WANT TO FUCKING DO THINGS! HAHAHAH!

Either way, if it’s not asking for too much please.. Please just let me know if it’s okay that I send you things IC or even OOC. This applies mostly for those I haven’t done anything with but can go for anyone really. I just need this reaffirmation that I’m not a fucking bother, that I’m not a fucking nuisance or that I’m not getting in the fucking way or overstepping or any of that shit and to tell my brain to STFU with the numerous voices in my head. Please. If this is asking for too much or you’re just like whatever, then that’s okay. I understand. I won’t hold any ill will towards you or anything of that manner. I’m more than aware that.. this is asking for a lot, so it’s okay. I get it. I’m just thankful for those that... don’t get tired of this shit and haven’t left me yet despite all this mess. You have no idea how much this means to me especially considering I’m fighting myself on a day to day basis and I’m just... so tired, but I have to keep pushing forward and I just have to keep trying because that’s all I can do. So.. yeah. Thank you.

#�� OOC ﹚ Oᴘᴏ sᴘᴇᴀᴋs

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i-have-so-much-love · 1 year

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10:22 : apparenly i messed up :(. my post that i scheduled didnt frickin save but wtv lol. yesterday was pretty cool bc my mom came with me to band (being deadnamed wasnt fun but whatever) and i was laughing at her hahahah. i also had my sax lesson yesterday and my teacher basically layed into me real hard :( about how i need to actually apply myself and practice like (as he said) "as long as it takes for you to get it" (3 hours lol). i feel like he actually knocked some sense into me.

2:38 : so to finish my rant from earlier, since dr wits knocked some sense into me, i went home relazed for like an hour and then i practiced my saxophone even more (1 more hour). it was an okay night. i ate some good food and just felt generally content. i have chosen a solo (for solo & ensemble) and i really really like it. im excited to learn it. also i am in chemistry and i hate it. im dying. this teacher doesnt even teach us bruh, but im so smart i figure it all out suuuuupppeerrrr fast :) . i have so much stuff to do but i can get it done, imma use my planner and do everything that i need to do :) .

#studyblr #student #school #music blog #saxophone #do my homework #busy day #practicing #classical music

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hollandorks · 2 years

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SHELBYYY HAHAHA

yes! camp ended july and a lot happened between me getting covid and the end of camp, but those are many stories for another time! it was exhausting but i miss it in my bones, my body absolutely misses it too and it’s coming out in poor sleep and worsening periods and i just can’t wait to get back out there again</3

and yes, this is my last year!! i graduate in the spring, and i have to start applying for jobs with usfs next month for a position in spring/summer which is CRAZY to think about how close i am to being a full-fledged adult and i hate it LMAO it’s such a weird feeling and kind of (extremely) daunting

and 3 beach vacations??? DESERVED! different beaches or same, and with the same person/people or different? and YAY for less work but same pay!! what do you do again? i remember something about a medical office of some point and working with your mom….?

anyway. still haven’t caught up on motn2 (cannot remember the title for the life of me rn LMAO my brain is fried) and it’ll happen sometime SOON but i’m just not prepared for it to take over my life again HAHAHAH but i miss talking to you and screaming to (at) you and i want to talk to you more and more because i MISSSSS YOU

hope you’re doing well now! love u dearly and i’m hoping your day has been going well❤️❤️❤️

Aw I love that you miss it so much 🥺 glad you had a good time!!! Feel free to randomly drop by with camp stories whenever, I love them! Also sorry that your body misses it and has decided to punish you 😂 that sucks

Wow your last year!! That's exciting!! I totally get it though, I graduated 4 ish years ago and it's still daunting tbh like am I really an adult?? Are we sure???

Yeah 3 beach vacations!! The first was my first trip with my husband's entire family (his parents, his siblings, their spouses, and our niece) to Florida--even though we've been together for almost 12 years we've never vacationed with whole family. The second trip was 3 weeks after that with my mom's whole side of the family (20+ people) for a family reunion! We went to the beach we always go to (it's in South Carolina 3 ish hours from where I live). The next beach trip was two weeks after that, our annual trip with my mom, aunt, and grandparents--we booked that one before the family reunion was planned & we couldn't get a refund so we went anyways!

I work at an allergy doctor's office with my mom yep! I do administrative work. So I for one thing run our social media etc (very easy), I'm in charge of specialty medications (scheduling patients and filing with insurance), and I work at our front desk/ reception on Saturday mornings now! And fill in as necessary.

By the time you get to the sequel maybe I'll be done and you can binge!! I look forward to hearing your thoughts whenever you do read it 👀

Hope you're doing well too and not too stressed by school etc!! ❤️ I'm great other than my looming wisdom teeth surgery but whatever, life is good otherwise 😂

#asks #rosie 🌹#I need a tag for these chatty asks like #shooting the shit #or something idk

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i-dor-u · 2 years

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yeah it's kinda upsetting. I hate izuku being treated like that. he deserves to get the main character hype.

honestly yes! I am so glad that getou gets the attention he deserves. he's a complex character with him seeing the reality of what is vs what he used to believe.

I can't wait to get back into gaming man. I play Apex legends and story games like the last of us etc. and I just haven't been able to play for so long. is obey me any good? I've been hearing about it for a while now.

sports anime wasn't my thing either which is funny because I'm a relatively sporty person but my friend told me to watch haikyuu so I gave it a shot and here I am now.

don't worry about the rambling! It's so nice talking to you :) once again, I am so sorry for disappearing. I have one exam left so hopefully, I'll be here more often. this is a very long response, my apologies.

this pattern of the main character getting brushed aside in the favor of another character is actually quite prevalent! but on a more positive side, i've noticed that all things considered, the main characters still have a pretty solid fanbase. i hope this applies to deku as well.

seriously, i think getou is among the "real deal" characters of the show. i remember being a bit blown away when i first started watching it, because everyone seemed to be all about gojo and sukuna and i was like wow. but then i came to discover that he gets just about the same amount of hype.

i have a degree of interest in games such as tekken or assassin's creed valhalla, but i fear i'd get addicted haha. obey me, i think it's fun, but unfortunately it seems a bit too pay-to-win. i am mostly in it for the characters, to the point where i don't put much effort in the gameplay, if that makes sense. so yeah, iunno if i'm exactly qualified to answer this question hahahah

i'm kind of shallow because an important aspect that determines whether i'll watch an anime or read a manga is if the character are appealing to me. that's why i got into blue lock despite having like zero interest in soccer haha but still, it's insanely fun. what's more is that the manga art feels sort of similar to the art in bleach, so there must've been the warmth of familiarity.

thank you so much for the response! i'm glad we can still communicate, even if studies are a bit tough lately. see you soon, and take care!

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spaceraceart · 2 years

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spamton classpect thoughts

ive been reading tags and comments on both here and twitter on that spamtroll post, and hehehhe its definitely interesting seeing what classpects people see spamton as!

the reason why im thinking thief of life is bc (under cut lmao, also did an edit!):

thief - arguably, a lot of spamton’s story involves giving and taking. he was given his big shot career by the guy on the phone. he stole swatch’s look. he stole the neo body. he tried stealing kris’ soul. this is a big simplification, but if you also match it with his aspect (life in this case), you can think of it of spamton desperately trying to steal a life and luxury and sense of agency that he doesnt have. spamton also shares the egotism that the canon thieves have lmao and has a very strong personality.

(ive also seen page and bard and mage. i can kinda see why those could work too, but thief feels like the simplest match to spamton and well, im a simple bitch lmao)

life - spamton has a lot of themes involving growth and getting bigger, gaining freedom in some sort of way. freedom is often matched with the breath aspect, but the life aspect also holds themes of freedom and agency. i dunno, ive seen people also think hope and light for him, and wouldn’t you know it, all of these aspects share a corner in the aspect wheel in the extended zodiac! these are inherently similar aspects that have some overlaps. i like to go with life bc of the overall theme of growth with spamton. wanting to get bigger, wanting to get more, wanting to be a god. hope is an aspect that may come to mind when you consider spamton’s religious connotations, but hope generally has stronger themes of imagination and belief and justice. and then theres also the themes of luxury and wealth and privilege that life has that spamton definitely has a complicated relationship with. idk he just wanna grow and be a big boy.

(also note, the extended zodiac has rather simplified explanations of the aspects that focus on only small facets of them. the life explanation focuses on the healing/care-taking aspect of it, but the canon life players have a lot more going on than just being healers. of course, a lot of the themes i talk about with life are theories).

derse- and some bonus talk about the moon lmao. he is not content with his situation, very dissatisfied and obsessed with the past and future. idk, the extended zodiac explanation for derse matches pretty well. he’s inflexible, obsessed with control, calculating, etc.

and of course the classpect and moon i gave him lines up with meenah and agshdjgashd i didnt mean for that to happen. i guess they have some similarities, but sharing a classpect doesnt mean you’ll have the same, or even similar personalities. idk im just rambling at this point hahahah. i find classpects so interesting! wonder what yall think

(edit) oh my god i completely forgot about the healing aspect of spamton’s character! he has so many different healing moves tied to him, its nuts! the f1 angel thing is arguably the best healing move in the game (not counting items idk), able to heal the whole party at pretty much any time. there’s also the heal deal move (he wants to keep you alive so you can make this deal with him!) and then there’s even the fried pipis move in snowgrave lmao. you can even argue the s.poison item can be applied to life, with spamton literally stealing your life away. he has such a big focus on health that i completely forgot about lmaooooo

#hs #homestuck #spamton #deltarune #text

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I had a thought about your favorite hunky goddess and I want your opinion on this. Okay so we know Mael was brainwashed/transformed into Estarossa by Gowther Sr. and believed he was Mel and Zel’s brother. Now, I don’t know about you, but what Gowther did was probably considered high treason. To pretend to be a member of the royal family is a serious offense and I highly doubt Gowther would have gotten away with it even if he did just die seconds after casting the spell because he’s be messing with the validity of the succession. Do you know who wouldn’t be considered in the succession though? An illegitimate son. Specifically one from the mothers side of the family. So Estarossa believes he’s Meliodas and Zeldris’ half brother from their mother’s side

Added this as soon as I finished, but I realized I kinda... went off with this. Just took straight off. So... yeah... sorry, lmao. I didn't actually intend it to go the way it did, it just did.

You're right, he IS my favorite Hunky goddess, and I totally haven't been fantasizing about him all week, hahahah *nervous laughter*

Ooh, I like that actually! That's part of why Estarossa didn't become Captain of the Ten Commandments, even when he took up the mantle of Love! It's because he's not a legitimate heir! Gowther twisted it so Meliodas, as soon as he held baby Estarossa, was just immediately: "...This is mine now." And the DK couldn't do much about it. It's the same thing that ACTUALLY happened with Zeldris, Gowther just sort of duplicated the memory and feeling he'd had when he held Zeldris to apply to Estarossa as well.

Meliodas insisted on Estarossa being raised in the palace, despite not being the DK's actual son. He volunteered to do it himself, the DK would never have to see him. Gowther, in these false memories, assisted as well. Chandler had Meliodas, Cusack has Zeldris, and Gowther had Estarossa.

Estarossa's "father" was "killed" by the Demon King as punishment for impregnating HIS breeding stock! The man had been one of the palace guards, apparently. He set up putting another child in her, after a substantial punishment. Meliodas didn't know his mother very well, really only saw her at the births of his brothers. But he still cringed away from her screams and sobs of pain as the DK punished her.

She ended up dying not long after Zeldris was born. She really was only able to hold him for a moment before giving him to Meliodas, murmuring for him to care for his brother, and protect him from their fathers Wrath. Meliodas, who had entered just as Zeldris was born, and was kneeling by her side, took the whining baby. He looked at him, and traced a finger down his messy cheek, then nodded. She smiled. She knew Meliodas was kinder than his father, though he tried not to let it show for both the safety of himself, and those around him, and she was proud of his subtle gentleness and strength. Zeldoris would be safe with him.

Meliodas was ushered out by the midwives, who did their best to save her, but were unsuccessful. Carrying and birthing one demigod had been hard enough on her body with Meliodas. The fact that she was already weakened from the DK's anger made it so Zeldoris's pregnancy and birth was simply too much for her body to handle.

The Demon King didn't particularly care. He'd gotten his second heir. Meliodas took his brother to the nursery, and washed him up, before sitting in the rocking chair. He spent a few minutes holding him, looking at him, getting to know him.

Estarossa slunk in a while later. He was still small, at this point, coming up to Meliodas’s shoulder. "Meliodas?" He whispered and his brother glanced at him. "Where's Mother? She's supposed to stay in the nursery for the first week, right?"

"...She didn't make it. I recieved word of her death about 10 minutes ago."

"Oh..."

Estarossa "remembered" her a little more than Meliodas. Would sometimes sneak into her chambers to visit her. It was more of a prison, really. She wasn't allowed to leave. It saddened him, that his mother was dead. Meliodas tilted his head and stood up carefully. "Sit down." Estarossa frowned. "Why?" Meliodas just raised an eyebrow. "Now."

He did, and Meliodas carefully handed the sleeping baby to him. "This is Zeldoris. He's our brother. This is what Mother died to gift us. Cherish him." Estarossa looked at the tiny baby with awe. "...Yes..."

There's planted memories of powerless Estarossa doing his best to be there for prodigy Zeldris. (The O was dropped in all but the most formal situations.) Then Meliodas left. He might be gone, but his brothers, they'd take care of each other.

A couple days after Meliodas leaves, Zeldris knocks on Estarossa's chambers, and the elder grants him permission to enter. Estarossa was sitting at his desk, hands half covering his eyes, tangled in his hair. He looks up tiredly. "Zeldris. What do you need?" Zeldris wasn't meeting his eyes as he closed the doors behind him. He just stood there for a moment, hands still on the handle, face shadowed. Estarossa frowned and stood up, tentatively walking over and putting a hand on his shoulder. "Zeldris?"

Quickly, so quick it takes Estarossa a second to realize what happened, he spins around and plants against his stomach, clinging tightly. Estarossa blinked, startled, then sighed, putting one hand on his head, and the other against his back while his younger brother shook. "Hey, it's alright."

"Why did he leave?" Zeldris whispered, burrowing closer. "Does he not love us anymore? Did we do something wrong?" Estarossa closed his eyes and hugged him a little tighter. "I think he still loves us. I think he thinks he's doing what's best, but he's being manipulated by that goddess."

"But he left us!"

"...I know."

They tried in vain to get him to return for months. Zeldris went so far as to seek him out in battle and grab his wrist, begging him to just come home, they miss him!! Meliodas looked absolutely shattered as he stared into Zeldris’s desperate, pleading eyes, tears welling up and slipping out of his own. "I'm sorry." He whispered. "I'm sorry, I love you, but I can't. I have to do this, or no one will ever be safe." He held Zeldris’s face gently with his free hand, and, as his brothers went lax around his wrist, quickly pinned him and threw him, sending him flying. But he wasn't trying to hurt him, no. The battle was drawing to a close, and he threw him to Estarossa, who caught him in firm, arms.

Zeldris cried that night, in Estarossa's room, while the elder held him. He was crying too.

3000 years later. They kill him. They kill him, and it doesn't seem real, because Meliodas had always seemed invincible when he protected them from the Demon King's Wrath, or made sure they were safe as could be on the battlefield. They kill him, and even when he had been cold and damn near unapproachable, he had never been this still, never been this silent. It doesn't seem real that as Estarossa prepared to slide the last sword into his bloody, broken body, he gathered what little strength he had and, through the haze of pain, managed to look at them, see them. "Stay alive." He whispered, before the final blade pierced his heart, and the little spark of life left in his eyes faded away.

As they prepared to leave, when the other Commandments were looking away, and the remaining two brothers were at the back of the group, Zeldris silently slipped his hand into Estarossa's, quietly seeking comfort and giving comfort in return. Estarossa squeezed.

Then they were back at their base, and Zeldris was sitting criss cross, face in his hands. Estarossa tentatively approached his perch on top of one of the arches of glass mountain. "Zeldris...?"

"Go away, Estarossa."

"Sorry, I just... do you want to go on a walk, maybe? A flight? I know that losing our brother is difficult, but we had to-"

Zeldris snapped and his head shot up, glaring at him. "Don't call him your brother, he's not your brother!"

"Wha-"

"You only exist because our mother was a whore! You're our half brother by blood, but who gives a shit, because you're a powerless, illegitimate bastard, who was never supposed to exist in the first place! You dont even LOOK like us, even with that dumb hair you tried to style to look like HIM!"

"Zeldris-!"

"Go away!! I don't want to even SEE you right now, much less speak to you!"

Estarossa looked hurt, and the other Commandments were staring between the two of them were shocked. Sure, they KNEW that Estarossa was not a legitimate royal, but that had never affected the three brothers before! Even if only half brothers by blood, they were raised together, and were always close as could be with the DK looming over them. They loved each other! So where the Hell was this coming from?

Estarossa took a step back, hands shaking a little, before he clenched them and bowed. "My apologies, Your Majesty." Then he stormed off, Zeldris’s glare boring into his back.

Things remained tense between them for weeks, as they took over Camelot and set about taking over Brittania. When they had to interact with each other, things remained stiff, formal and clipped. Other than that, they avoided each other, and Zeldris tried to ignore the guilt for how he'd treated his one remaining brother, who he knew cared about him, even through everything. Because when he was in danger on the field, when hed let his grief and anger cloud his judgement, and paid the cost for it, Estarossa had been the one to scoop him up and tell him to hold on as he took him to the healing pools. He'd been the one to greet him when he woke a couple days later, bring him back up to date, and leave fresh, clean clothes for him to dress in after drying off.

Then Estarossa was damn near killed by some Escanor man, someone who had been one of Meliodas’s new teammates, and Zeldris dropped the mission immediately, not giving a damn that him leaving like this, before setting the spell, would mean piety wad useless on these people, and their efforts to conquer this kingdom were in vain. No, he didn't care as he yelled out Estarossa's name and tried to help him brace against the fucking SUN, a power so similar to that Archangel Mael from 3000 years ago, maybe even the same power! He didn't care as he managed to tear his brother away from the spell, and it went hurtling into the mountain. He didn't care as he made an immediate beeline to the pools, helping the tender peel the melted armor and cloth away from his burned, bloody body, and slip him into the pool.

He stayed next to him as he recovered, and he finally let the Apologies spew free. Sorry he treated him as he had, sorry he'd been cruel, sorry he lashed out, he never should have lashed out, sorry for pushing away the one brother who'd stayed. "I'm sorry, Estarossa, so sorry." He whispered, sitting in the pool with him as the handful of burns hed recieved trying to rescue him from the sun healed. His head was tilted back and he stared at the ceiling. "I'm awful. I never should have said those things, they weren't true. You're my brother, you really are, and I love you, but I'm a piece of shit and I lashed out at you for no reason, and I'm so sorry."

A hand squeezed his wrist gently and he jolted, looking down. Estarossa was giving him a tired smiled, eyes half lidded. He squeezed again, and Zeldris resisted the urge to whimper. Instead, he just changed his position a little, and slipped his wrist back, giving him his hand instead. Estarossa accepted easily, and, once again, squeezed, before his eyes closed and he slipped once more into unconsciousness. Still, Zeldris understood the unspoken message.

I forgive you.

His wounds were bad, and it took him quite awhile to wake up fully and exit the pools. By the time he'd dried himself and gotten dressed, he realized that they had guests.

"If you two are fighting over the throne, I'd like to participate as well. Why does the middle child always get left out?"

"Estarossa. You're awake." Zeldris said it almost passively, but the way he straightened and stood up, losing an edge of stress, proved he was relieved. Estarossa grinned at him. "Indeed, I am." Meliodas glanced at him, and then the confrontation began. Zeldris eventually, reluctantly agree to help him, after Meliodas whispered something in his ear. Estarossa went along with it. Honestly, he was just pleased to have both his brothers more or less cooperating in the same space.

Zeldris sent him to go gather the commandments. He decided he'd gather them, yes, but he wouldn't give them over. Maybe, if had enough power, he'd be able to FORCE the two of them to get along, and then he'd get his family back again, he missed his brothers! He could be as strong as them, even if he was only their half brother, technically.

Something started to change in him. He didn't know why he was getting these strange dreams, visions, of Elizabeth when he was a young child. He'd never met her before just recently, right?

As he absorbed more commandments, more power, his mind started to deteriorate, and he desperately tried to hold himself together. Then it all fell apart.

His name was- no, it was Estarossa! Not- not- no, he was Meliodas and Zeldris’s half brother! Not- Ludociel? Big brother! No, that was Meliodas! Mael, he KILLED Mael, he wasn't him, why were these memories- in what world, was he a GODDESS??

This one, apparently.

Sariel, Tarmiel, old friends! But- he still had the commandments! He needed them! ...Why did he need them now? He was confused! He was... he was scared...

He ended up talking to Gowther, the bastard who had done this to him! And... he showed him why.

He forced out the commandments and, back in his proper mind, he almost broke down. Who was he, actually? All the false memories were still there, but were they really false? No, not all of them. No, after the "death" of Mael, everything Estarossa experienced was real. Would Zeldris still love him, like this? No, probably not, and that tore at a piece of him, because he truly had loved him as the little brother he'd never had. Would Meliodas? Hard to say, he WAS mated to a goddess, but he'd probably be angry he'd been manipulated.

...Would Ludociel? His older brother had practically raised him. (Just like Meliodas had him and Zeldris- no, not him! Estarossa!) But Ludociel despised demons, to find out he'd BEEN one, lived among them, LOVED among them... He'd be well within his rights to shun him.

He reluctantly agreed to help them stop Meliodas. Part of him still loved him as his brother, after all. The part of him that was Estarossa. Would that part ever go away? He didn't know, but Escanor gave him Sunshine, and the familiar warmth and magic of it did help him calm down a little.

Ludociel looked ecstatic, and definitely like he was about to cry. "Mael! You actually are still alive!" He wondered if he'd still look so happy when he found out the full details behind WHY.

Zeldris... as soon as he realized, he looked heartbroken for all of a second. Both his brothers. He'd lost both of his brothers, and one of them hadn't even been real! "You should have fled back to heaven when you had the chance!"

He'd been reunited with Ludociel, his older brother by blood, for one battle and one battle only, standing side by side, back to back. A single half moment of lull in the battle, that Mael took the time to take Ludociels hand and squeeze tightly. A greeting, an apology, letting him know he'd missed him. Ludociel squeezed back, and he's sure he would have hugged him if they didn't immediately have to leap back into the fray.

Ludociel lost his body once again, and Mael held him in his lap. "I'm sorry, Luce." He whispered. Ludociel gave him a weary smile as his body slowly flaked away. "I'm not mad."

"But I-"

"You were Estarossa, I know. It's ok."

"You're not?"

"No. I don't blame you, and even if I did, I'm just happy you're alive at all."

"Brother..."

"Look after the Celestial Realm for me? Please? Grow some flowers... I miss the fields we used to go to."

"Yes! Of course!"

"Take care of yourself too, until I get back."

"I-... I promise, Ludociel."

"Good." He finally relaxed, the hand that had been cupping his little brothers cheek, feeling him as he gently, weakly swept his thumb back and forth, starting to slip down. Mael caught it and held it there, leaning into his palm. Ludociel's smile softened even further and he squeezed gently, before his body faded away completely. He got up shakily and then Meliodas was there, limping over to him and putting a hand on his shoulder.

"So should I say Welcome Back, or...?"

Mael chuckled hoarsely. "Shouldn't I be saying that to you?"

"Let's just agree that we both say it. So. You were Estarossa. That's... makes a weird kind of sense, actually?"

Mael just hummed and rubbed his face. "Where's Zeldris?"

"I... don't know. He disappeared in the battle, I have no idea where he is."

Mael nodded and took a deep breath, standing up. "I-... I need to go sort some things out in my head. I dont- everything is all jumbled. I don't really know who I am, and I need to figure it out. I'll keep an eye out for him as I go, ok?"

"I appreciate that, Mael. Just know that you're always welcome with me, ok?"

"Really?"

"Really. Whether or not you're actually Estarossa, you still spent significant time as my brother, and I'll probably always think about you like that a little. I care about you."

"Oh... I... Thanks."

He left and, true to his word, he did look for Zeldris as he went, but apparently, he didn't want to be found. Mael was worried. The part of him that was Estarossa insisted he needed to be found, he could be hurt, he could be in danger, they needed to make sure he was safe! Mael admitted he wanted him to be safe as well.

Sometimes, it seemed like Estarossa would take control. He'd tuck away his wings and walk instead of flying. He'd tie his hair back into a ponytail, out of his face and away from his shoulders. It's like they shared a body, now. He was Mael, but he was Estarossa too. Two sides of the same coin.

Then Mael heard Escanor praying for him, begging for his strength, his help. Estarossa was still a little bitter over how badly the man had wounded him, but hey, all is far in love and war. So he returned control of their body back to Mael and they made haste to Liones.

That's an Indura Spore! Estarossa half yelped, startled. Fuck, there's so many of them, what are they doing here??

A what??

An Indura Spore!

They're underworld creatures, remember? That must mean a mother is nearby!

That's not good...

No, no it is not.

Mael killed it quite easily, and healed Escanor. They talked and oh... that's why they couldn't find Zeldris. Mael gave Sunshine back to him, telling him to go, quickly. He felt a pulse of grief, realizing this battle would be Escanor's end, Sunshine would kill him. He rather liked this human. Even Estarossa kinda liked him... his small form at least.

He stayed behind to wipe out the remaining Indura Spores, that the sins had not managed to destroy. Word made it back to him that the battle was won, and he was relieved. He stayed at the Boar Hat long enough to get drunk and for Meliodas to inform him Zeldris was safe and with his lover. Estarossa had slipped out for a while too, blubbering as he apologized for hurting Meliodas, clinging tightly to his older brother while Meliodas pat his head gently, looking a little confused. Gowther quietly explained to him that Estarossa didn't quite fade away, instead him and Mael became two separate people. Two separate people who shared a body, and took turns with who was in control. Meliodas made an O shape with his lips and then turned his direction back to who he knew must be Estarossa, hugging him. "It's alright, I understand. I hurt you a lot, and you were ordered to on top of that. I forgive you, Estarossa. And Mael, if you can hear me, im not upset with you either. We'll do what we can to bring Ludociel back to you. That way you both have your brothers!"

"He says he appreciates that." Estarossa sniffed. "And I do too. Thank you."

Mael took lead again awhile later and talked to Elizabeth, who was delighted to see him. They hugged tightly before he said he was headed out again. She told him to visit often.

He'd been traveling for about a month when he ran into Zeldris. Well, Zeldris ran into him. He'd been dozing, reclined against a large stone next to a creek.

"Estarossa? No... It's- It's Mael now, right?"

Mael blinked his eyes open, and Zeldris was there, staring at him with his head tilted a little, eyebrows furrowed. Mael stared at him, jaw dropped, before his eyes glazed a little. His demanour, it changed, and he shot upright. "Zeldris!! Oh, you really are ok! Meliodas said you were, and had gone off with your lover- I didn't even know you HAD one, it's so mean not to tell me those kinds of things, y'know? Meliodas SAID you were fine, and we believed him, but hes also kinda dense emotionally, and we were worried about you!"

Zeldris blinked at him a few times, startled. He'd met Mael a few times, and he didn't act like this. But he was acting JUST like Estarossa.

"...Estarossa...?"

"Yes!"

Zeldris glanced at his wings, looking absolutely baffled, and he smiled sheepishly, putting them away. "Sorry. It's kinda weird? I'm- we- how do I explain this. Maybe I should let Mael do it, he's better at it?"

"What are you talking about?"

He looked like he was lost in thought for a moment, before he shook himself out of it. "Ok, he told me how to tell you."

"Tell me what?"

"I AM Estarossa. But Mael is here too. The spell, what it did was essentially force a whole new person, me, into Maels body, and made it, me, take over complete control, even cutting off his memories and consciousness. Suppressing it. I didn't even know he was there, the barrier was so strong. That's why I got these weird dreams when I was asleep for so long, it was my subconscious surfacing a little, it was Mael trying to force his way through. But after the spell was broken, all it really did was take down that barrier. I'm still here, and so is Mael. We just kinda. Share our body. And we take turns with whose in the lead!"

"...Huh. So like Grayroad?"

"Eh... kinda? She's more of a hivemind than separate people. Think more like, uh... Tarmiel. How he's actually three people combined into one? It's just a lot more obvious for him, since the fusion itself was physical."

"I see." Zeldris hesitated, then drifted over and sat next to him, pulling legs against his chest. "I was... really upset, when I thought you were gone for good. I thought I'd lost another brother."

"...You still think of me as your brother?"

"Aren't you?"

He shrugged. "I dunno. It's confusing. I was pretty convinced you'd hate me- us! We're kind of a package deal, unfortunately... Mael's pretending he's offended I said that."

Zeldris laughed quietly, more of a rumbly chuckle than anything, and leaned over into his side. "...I'm glad you're not gone." Estarossa pursed his lips to stop the litany of emotions from showing. "...can I hug you?"

"Yes."

Estaross did, slipping an arm around his back and pulling him up until he was half splayed over his chest, holding onto his shirt as he engulfed him in his arms. "I've missed you, little brother."

"I... I missed you too."

"And you're alright? Like, up here, too?" He patted his brothers head and Zeldris nodded slowly. "I... have a lot to work through. But I'll get there. I'm about as ok as I can be."

"I'll take it."

After awhile, they started talking. Estarossa told him about how Mael showed him around the Celestial realm, and they'd go about repairing ruins, and growing fields of flowers to fulfill Ludociel's request! But sometimes, it got hard for the goddess to be up there with the memories, and so they came down here to rest. "There's this island with Celestials left, Zeldris, remember them? They saw us and were like: Woooaaaahhh! A real life goddess after 3000 years! Worship worship, praise praise! And Mael was fronting so he was all humble and shit, but I'm in the back just like: Mwahaha, but we are half demon, mrblergh, fear us! He told me to shut up, it was rude. Oh, and they had his SWORD! He saw it was all like: so THATS where that went! And they were super confused and then SUPER in awe, it was really fun to watch."

Zeldris had been amused and, in turn, told him about Gelda, and hit him when he tried to tease him for how in looovvvee he was. Estarossa did tell him he was happy for him. The younger was a little startled. The planted memories were blurry, so he'd almost forgotten that without the influence of the commandment, Estarossa was almost... bubbly.

Zeldris admitted he'd been traveling to Liones, to get a drink with Meliodas, and then told him to come along.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes. Meliodas said he wanted to have a drink between brothers and well, you're our brother too."

Estarossa lit up and agreed, though warned him Mael would probably front to talk to Elizabeth and Gowther. Zeldris shrugged and said that was fine. If they shared a body, then Mael was kind of his brother too. Estarossa blinked and didn't say anything for a moment, looking lost in thought again, then smirked. "You made him cry, he's crying, because that made him really happy. We were worried you'd hate us." Zeldris blushed, but mumbled something about how he'd only said the truth before retreating.

#seven deadly sins #nanatsu no taizai #long post #Half Brother AU #demon brothers #brothers bonding #estarossa nnt #Mael nnt #Zeldris nnt #Meliodas nnt #dissosiative identity disorder #maybe?#I dunno

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takahero · 3 years

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this is gonna sound extremely messy but here’s one of (many) basta fic concept ideas in which I relentlessly attempt to justify why I like him so much. HERE WE GO

so i love tangled, i love accidental-royalty tropes, i love a good enemies to friends to lovers. FYI, i’m a reader insert writer, so bear w the “you’s” HAHAHAH (also should clarify it has to be a fem!reader for the purpose of the plot). also set around the start of inkspell? and I’ve been brainstorming how to make this MAKE SENSE but look, I’ll try my best:

the general plot is this: adderhead wants another wife (note: against canon but for the purposes of the fic, THAT ISNT A CHILD). rumour has it there’s a beautiful maiden from a faraway land, yadda yadda, even more interesting if it’s another fanciful product of fenoglio’s writings. another bluejay dare I say. (ok but if you actually DID have reverse-aging powers like rapunzel, it would be 100% of interest to the adderhead holy frick. idk im still sitting on that one i just hate writing superpowers LMAO)

basta’s sent to “invite” you to the castle of night — aka, kidnap, bc obviously nobody would ever want to go of their own volition. we love a good meet-cute LMAO

alternatively, adderhead sends a bevy of his best men to escort you to the castle, which seems more likely … so he can assert his power

sidenote (there’s going to be lots of these): don’t forget I’m sort of going for the “lost princess” trope as this is…essentially a tangled au. sorta. or anastasia? i am leaning towards a whole amnesia thing where maybe reader just doesn’t know who she is and her dreams plague her SIGH I’ll figure it out someday LMFOAISODUD

two possibilities of her origins: 1. read into inkworld by mo, unwittingly. remember how mo’s postman disappeared or something?? and there was a glass man who got read in instead?? how many other people have been accidentally read into inkworld without mo’s knowledge. what if reader was one of those people. also likely she would be tentatively labelled a “witch” bc of applying modern world techniques to inkworld life

or 2. was she read in after fenoglio’s time? it almost feels too recent that way but I just love the concept of fenoglio writing songs and stories about ur typical fair maiden, then someone actually getting plunged into inkworld to play that role, like mo did. it’s a great way to tie in the theme of FATE…WAIT WAITWAIT this could have even more potential if reader is someone basta KNOWS from his time in our world …… like they had a super fleeting moment or some kind of acquaintanceship :O e.g. she was a barista or something and he was the customer that ordered peppermint tea exclusively every time. (but since fenoglio’s only been there for like a year, i don’t think reader would be well-adjusted to inkworld in that case. i highly doubt it. and it would also mess up the amnesia thing coz lmao how much could you forget in a year. anyway it’s an interesting plot. FOR ANOTHER FIC)

ok back to the story. they ambush, they seize everything they can. cue much resistance, much struggle, but she’s no match for the cadre of soldiers. and so the long trek back begins…

…riddled with challenges, of course. rain makes the journey difficult, horses slip in the mud, there’s little shelter. the men panic bc if they bring the girl in SICK, adderhead’s gonna lose his mind. so they halt the odyssey to wait out the storm overnight, but it worsens and ends up wreaking havoc. howling wind blows trees down, heavy rain stings skin, enormous hailstones shatter the earth…there’s thunder and lightning and it’s nothing short of a bad omen (basta thinks), and he wants out, he’s been having a bad feeling abt this whole thing from the start. (he thinks he saw 2 black cats in one day and firefox broke a mirror in ur house and yeah it was bad)

the soldiers start to flee left right and centre, fearing their lives. now it’s every man for themselves. basta’s hauling ass out of there when a branch knocks the wind out of him. he falls, possibly breaking a bone (arm rib or leg not too sure yet I CANNOT WRITE MEDICAL) and ultimately finds himself trapped beneath its weight. firefox notices, on his pursuit for safety. basta pleads for help. firefox walks over and squats down beside him, cuts the fingerbone charm off around his neck, and pockets it. smiles, insincerely, and says: “say hi to the white women for me.” leaves basta for dead

basta wakes up to a calm morning. he can hear the sound of water dripping off leaves, plunging into puddles. it’s quiet. birds are singing. and he’s not alone. he opens his eyes and ur looking straight at him, with mild surprise. god, he thinks, I survived the night and now I’m gonna get murdered. the pain sets in then, blinding and burning and terrible, and he begs you to end his misery. stab him right through the heart. don’t miss. don’t give the white women the satisfaction.

instead, you’re like: “can you move your toes?”

basta’s still a little b*tch. he thinks ur a witch, and ur probably gonna cut his digits off, one by one, to use in some cursed elixir. so he very angrily flails around and demands a swift execution. good signs of vitality

you leave, and he suddenly gets very scared, but you come back with a sword and proceed to hack away at the branch. at this point he’s starting to realise what’s going on and shuts up — apart from the occasional expletive when the blade swings a little too close to his head LMAO. he wriggles out, battered and bruised, but not dead. he’s a cat, after all. nine lives baby

look I’m gonna spare u of the details bc quite frankly I still don’t know HAHAHAH. ultimately, he’s in no state to run away, and he definitely can’t care for his own injuries. this all depends on what injury I end up assigning him with (did I mention that I hate writing medical. apparently broken legs can take up to 6 months to heal? 2-3 for a broken arm). now comes the proposition. a quid pro quo. you’ll help him recover, if he helps you find the elusive oracle who will tell u who u are (bc ofc basta knows all these things. of course he does)

otherwise he’s stuck in the woods by himself — unable to walk, unable to feed himself, left to the wolves. he’d rather not be alone, if he can help it. you make him swear. there is still mutual enmity — after all, he’s one of the men who was about to sell your soul to the adderhead against ur will. it’s going to take a lot to ever get over that. but it’s a start to getting somewhere, at least.

this is basically where the tangled story takes off. i just. look at all the little stories you could fit into this bad boy *slaps bonnet* INJURY CARE (think: if it’s an arm injury he’ll inevitably have to show his burn scars), the growing resentment that comes when nobody comes and searches for him (altho that’s really thanks to firefox)

(also love the idea of reader being better with a knife than basta like PLEASE he would be so miffed but also markedly more interested …)

then once he makes progress in his recovery, and there’s some kind of mutual respect established between them, we can introduce the PINING…*chef’s kiss*

but I’ll fill in the romance later bc that’s my strong point LMAO. i like to think that on their journey to find the oracle they encounter a vast number of obstacles…ruffians…thugs….and through those experiences they forge a bond of trust and friendship which blossoms into something else. also I’m so into basta falling first. and yes I want to include that marketplace scene where he follows reader around like a lost puppy and is just utterly enamoured AH

the turning point is when they do end up finding the oracle who guides reader in the right direction. it’s the point where they agreed to part ways except basta really doesn’t want to go anywhere. he wants to stay. it’s not exactly like the adderhead is waiting for his return anyway. and he’s never liked being in anyone’s company more than yours *sob*

now here’s where it gets messy. anyway. back to lost princess arc — I have yet to establish some sort of premise for this, but i just keep going back to this idea of an old and lonely king in a big castle (sounds familiar LMAO), no heir just grief for his critically-ill wife. actually I guess this is where the superpowers thing might come in handy. frijmcmc I hate writing superpowers. anyway a deal is struck — if you heal the wife, you can have the kingdom. fair and square. old guy just loves his wife. it’ll be seamless really. you, with no known origins/family, can claim power of the throne through legal adoption. unconventional, but hey it’s all part of fate’s design. bonus points if fenoglio’s songs tie the fair maiden to royalty but “not through blood or betrothal” how’s that ;)

meanwhile, while all this is happening and while basta is probably in over his head for you, a message from the adderhead comes to him. the walls have ears, after all. basta freaks the hell out, thinks the worst, but is baffled by the positive contents of the message. adderhead’s singing his praises for basta’s cunning. sure, he’s a little peeved that basta stole his wife-to-be, but in doing so, he’s unlocked the opportunity of a lifetime. what ??

basta reads on (IKDNDKSHD HE CANT READ I FORGOT HASHSHAHAHAUAHAHA) and dread fills his gut. the adderhead wants him to marry reader, assume royal status, then kill the family, kill the guards. leave not one soul behind — excluding reader (for…obvious reasons). then relinquish the kingdom to the adderhead. it’s a perfect plan to assert extra land, assets and people to war against the laughing prince/cosimo. it’s an order, but adderhead promises to make basta his right-hand man if he follows through. then adderhead’s like “ok see u soon xoxo”

UGH THE TENSION. to make matters worse, basta tries to figure this out by himself until reader gets wind of it and it almost breaks her heart when she realises basta hid it from her. like was that his plan all along? to string her along and make her fall in love w him just to be working for the adderhead’s interests all along? *drapes self over chaise longue* THE DRAMA

ur damn right im leaving it here!!! what kind of writer would I be to give away the ending! jokes I actually don’t know the ending. but my head feels monumentally lighter after dumping the contents out like this. hope you found this entertaining LMAO. and if you made it to the end here’s some gifs of gratitude:

#please feel free to add on too only if you’d like! coz I’m always hungry for new ideas #LONG POST WARNING #basta x reader #regarding the gifs BOTH THESE MEN HAVE SUCH FOXY FACES ITS UNREAL

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“do you even lift, bro?”

Not exactly a prompt but just a suggestion where the dorm leaders fem s!o wants to carry them bridal style? Maybe they got injured or maybe she just wanted to show her strength? How will everyone react? Thanks a lot :) -- From @blackstrawberrynightmare.

A/N: Thank you so much for this! This was a very fun break from the “holding the world” series ahahah~ I enjoyed it a lot and I think it sort of became crack? I hope this makes everyone who reads it laugh at least once! Please tell me what you think~

other versions: ver i (this), ver ii (dire, divus, ashton), ver iii (leech twins, jamil, epel, rook, lilia)

“Bet I could bench press you.”

“I beg your pardon?” Riddle turned to you with the most incredulous face ever, and you giggled in response. “What is... a bench press?” Riddle struggled, his expression looked as if he was thinking back onto all your conversations--he tried to remember if you’ve ever mentioned this... bench press before.

“It’s basically when I hold you like this” you opened your palms facing upright, “and then I lift you like this--” you proceeded to move your hands up and down.

“Absolutely not.”

“But Riddle!” you pouted, and he narrowed his eyes in turn, his arms crossed.

“I refuse to be... bench pressed.” He pressed his lips tight together, and you sighed, disappointed.

“One day I’ll convince you.”

“That day will never come.”

“Then next time, I won’t ask for permission.”

“You--” Riddle glared, his cheeks red. “--never mind.” he scoffed, as he looked away. “What makes you think you can carry me anyways?”

“Ah, but I can!”

“I don’t believe it.” Unfortunately for Riddle, you were waiting for something like that.

“Then let me prove my strength~”

“What are you doing? Why are you bending down--Wait, don’t you dare--guh!”

You proceeded to wrap your arms behind his knees, and around his back. With barely a blink, you swept him up into your arms.

Riddle gaped when you barely flinched. While Riddle was small, he wasn’t exactly light. Or at least, that’s what he liked to think. You looked down at him, and wiggled your eyebrows.

“Have I made you fall in love, prince of my heart?” You delighted in the embarrassed red flush on his cheeks. He began to struggle in your arms, but you held on pretty tight--enough that the most he could do was attempt to push you away with his hands.

“Let me down,” his brow furrowed, and from embarrassed red he slowly turned to angry red, “this instant.”

“No way, this is too fun.” you giggled, as he struggled harder in response.

“If you don’t I’ll--” he stopped short, realizing he really didn’t have leverage against you. He couldn’t exactly use his unique magic on you. You grinned cheekily at him, and he crossed his arms grumpily in response. “... Since when were you so strong anyways?”

“Always?”

“You didn’t say anything.” he pointed out and you cocked your head to the side in thought.

“I guess it’s like you with your magic. You’ve always had it, you’ve always been good at it.” you shrugged, “it’s normal to me. So I never thought it was something that needed explaining?” He sighed in response, he could understand your point after all.

“... When will you let me down?”

“Never.” you cuddled close and his blush that had originally calmed down--intensified.

“--!” he sighed, before he let you. It should be fine as long as nobody walked in.

“Prefect, Riddle--” Cater walked in, only for his eyes to widen, and his hand snapped up immediately to take a photo.

“Cater!” Riddle looked murderous, and he tried to leap out of your arms to grab the third year who laughed nervously, and hesitantly stepped back. “[Name]! Let go of me right now!”

“Sorry, can’t do Riddle,” you giggled. “Cater! Send me that photo, okay~?”

“[Name]!”

“There’s a reason I adore you Prefect!” Cater laughed, as he snapped more photos.

“What’s going on?” Trey ducked into the room, and paused at the sight. Riddle sputtered, as Trey immediately turned around to snicker.

“Cater I want those photos too--”

“YOU ALL--!”

“Leona!” you tried to call the man’s attention, but he only turned away, his tail thumped heavily on the ground.

“No.”

“But you need to get to class!” you protested, “don’t you have a super important thing today?”

“Hngh... zzz...”

“Hey! Don’t you dare fall asleep on me!” The lack of a response made your eye twitch. “Fine... if that’s what you’re gonna do--then I’ll have to resort to--”

When there was a sudden silence, Leona smirked, the moment you approached him--he would drag you down to the ground with him, and quiet you down by--

That is until he felt your small, delicate hands dig underneath his back then legs and within a moment--he hissed in surprise, and you smirked in response--you carried him in your arms, bridal style.

“-carrying you.” You snickered at him. “how do you like it, Leona?”

You’ve never seen him so surprised. His eyes were wide, his pupils huge (’like a cat’s!’ you couldn’t help but inwardly squeal), his ears were flattened against his head, his tail was actually still--and from the little of it that you could see of it--it seemed like the fur was standing upright too.

‘One day,’ you solemnly swore to yourself, ‘I’ll surprise him by, I dunno--bench pressing him with one hand so I can take a photo with the other hand.’

Leona just stared at you, his mouth slightly agape.

Sure, Afterglow Savanna was filled with incredibly strong women. However no one has ever attempted to carry Leona. Primarily because he wouldn’t let anyone--and also because his pride wouldn’t let him. He knew that women outside of Afterglow Savanna weren’t the same as the women within the kingdom. So he had figured you wouldn’t be able to carry him...

Give him a moment, his pride was just damaged, in the same moment you’ve suddenly become all the more attractive to him.

‘In the culture of his kingdom, especially for the royal family--what made a great wife, is a strong woman. Here you were, proving just how perfect you were for him.’ He could feel the heat rise to his face upon that realization, and he struggled to calm his heart down--fervently hoping that nothing showed on his face.

“Hello? Leona?” He was still super still in your arms, and you shrugged. “Ah well, since you aren’t resisting, this will be easier for me.” So you began to carry him out of the garden. At your sudden movement, he twitched in your arms, and tried to get off. Unfortunately for him, being able to lift a man of his height and weight also meant that you had a pretty strong grip.

“Nope.” you shook your head. “You wouldn’t get up earlier, so I’ll just carry you to class.”

“Let me go He-” he paused, ‘Could he still call you herbivore, given you’ve proven you’re not a herbivore?’

At his sudden, uncharacteristic hesitance, you glanced down at him. Wow, he’s being really weird today.

“Leona... are you okay?” He opened his mouth to respond, when his ears twitched, and he struggled harder in your arms.

“He--[Name], put me down, right now.” he practically hissed.

“What? No way! You’re clearly not enjoying this, therefore I am.” ‘Hah! Take that for all the heartbeats I wasted on you, you big tease!’ He growled in response, about to snap back when--

“Is that... Leona?” You blinked, head turned in the direction of the voice, while Leona slackened in your arms, and groaned. “with [Name] carrying him? Shishishi!”

“Oh! Hi Ruggie~ Jack~ I’m off to bring your dorm leader to his class~”

Ruggie was practically bent forward, as he both cried and laughed. Meanwhile Jack just stared at you with the widest eyes, and biggest open mouth you’ve seen on him.

“Hahahah! Leona--being carried like a bride! Wait I need a photo!” Ruggie snickered as he pulled out his phone.

“Oi! Ruggie! Don’t you dare--!”

“Oho, I see you’re a hyena of culture Ruggie! How do you want me to pose?”

“Well if you can just--”

“You herbi-[Name]--don’t encourage him!” Leona yelled, clearly exasperated. At the corner of his eye, he noticed that Jack’s shoulders were shaking. The student had desperately covered his mouth--trying to hide his own laugh.

‘Great,’ he scowled. ‘they’ll never let me live this down.’

“You’re doing great Azul!” Jamil yelled, with a very wide, self-satisfied smirk on his face as the trembling octopus merman flew into the air on his broom. Azul would’ve shaken his fist at the snake if he wasn’t clinging onto the broom as hard as he was. ‘Is he that mad about the burn cure incident in our alchemy class?’ Azul thought, but the broom wobbled and his grip tightened on it in response.

“Unbelievable these land dwellers,” Azul cursed underneath his breath. “I just learnt how to walk on two legs last school year and now they want me to fly? They want a merman in the air? Absurd. Complete savages the lot of them.”

Now when it came to magic—the most important thing is being able to believe in your ability to do it. Be it believing in your ability to manipulate elements, or believing in your ability to conjure something out of thin air.

This applied to flying too.

Unfortunately for the octopus... he was so distracted as he cursed in the language of the seas—he forgot about the fact he was flying.

Hence his broom started to wobble.

He only realized the problem when his broom started to jerk around.

“Oh—“ he let out more curses in his native language and closed his eyes, “ok you can do this Azul. I believe I can fly! I believe I can fly—“

But he didn’t really so—his broom grew to be even crazier with his movements.

“Hey! Azul! Open your eyes! Calm down!” Jamil yelled out. Caught up in his own panic, Azul didn’t hear him.

“I believe I can flyIbelieveIcanflyIbelieveIcanfly--” Azul chanted, but when he opened his eyes and saw how high he was--

“Ah carp, I’m gonNA DIE!” Azul shrieked, and shut his eyes tight--which led to him getting flung off his broom.

“Oh scarab.” Jamil swore as he tried to run after the free falling octopus, only to stumble to a stop when he saw--

“Gotcha!”

One moment he was free falling, then the next moment he’s caught, and pressed close to your chest. Azul’s eyes flew open in response to hearing your voice. You looked down at him with a wide smile.

You were carrying him--like a bride. Your hold was gentle, but firm--and the smile you sent him was tinted with worry--but it turned to amusement with the way he gaped at you.

Azul’s eyes glistened, and you’re pretty sure he would start crying any second now if you didn’t immediately distract him. You didn’t want him to be sad after all.

“You rang for a Princess Charming?~” you tossed in a wink, and he promptly turned red in response.

“You--ga--wha--” Azul gaped at the fact you carried him in your arms with ease.

“[Surname]!” you looked up to see that the rest of Azul’s second year class had ran up to you too. You easily hiked Azul up in your arms (which he yelped at), as you stood upright. Ashton Vargas looked at you with glitter in his eyes, and you took an involuntary step back at his expression.

“That! WAS! IMPRESSIVE!” Professor Vargas boomed, “That catch was magnificent! You barely stumbled! No recoil at all!”

“I’m really strong.” You said with a shrug of your shoulders. “I never really had a problem with doing physical stuff. I just braced myself properly to catch Azul.” you held out your arms, where the octopus, still completely bewildered, lay--still slack from the shock.

“Since when could you do that, [Surname]?”

“I always could...?” you shrugged your shoulders in response. “I just never needed to use it.” you laughed awkwardly.

“Is Ashengrotto alright?” Vargas looked at the merman, and tried to look at his expression.

“I think I should take him to the infirmary.” you said, “he’s still in shock.”

“Right, right. You do that.” Vargas stroked his beard. “Carry on. I’ll have Viper update Ashengrotto if he misses out on anything.” Jamil flinched, and shot a guilty glance at Azul then at you. You shot him a smile, in response and mouthed that you’d tell Azul he was sorry. Jamil looked relieved.

“Sure Professor.” with that you turned around, and relaxed your hold on Azul.

“...How’d you know?”

“Hm?”

“... That I didn’t want to be seen... like that.”

“You mean crying?” You gave him a love filled smile that made his heart beat even faster. “Well the answer is simple. I am your girlfriend after all.” His face turned red again.

“Thank you.” Azul sighed, “I feel like you saved me twice today.”

“And I’ll keep saving you whenever you need me.” That gentle grin--full of your adoration for him is enough for his blush to darken.

“Please put me down.”

“Oh no, I refuse.” you squeezed. “I think you’re cute in my arms~”

“I want my octopus pot right now.”

Extra:

“Oh my.”

“Carp.” Azul swore, as he saw the Leech twins up ahead. Floyd let out a happy gasp, before he ran right over.

“Ooooh! I want to be carried too--!”

“Wait Floyd--don’t just jump--AH!”

“Oh my, my.” Jade snickered to himself as you easily caught Floyd, but started to stumble.

“Jade!” wailed Azul from underneath the laughing Floyd.

“Woah! Shrimpy strong!”

“Don’t move too much! Ah! Wait! My balance--”

As you entered the Scarabia Dorms to visit Kalim, you noticed a commotion. More specifically--a bunch of animals going wild. You also quickly noticed Jamil off to the side, hissing out sharp commands.

You ran up to him, and waited for him to acknowledge you. Which he does, easily enough.

“Ah, Prefect, you’re here.” he had a long suffering expression on his face, and you tilted your head.

“Someone forgot to lock up all the animals this morning so...” he sighed. “We’re trying to calm them down.”

“Ah, I see.” you looked around, “any way I can help?”

“You don’t have to, please sit with Kalim.” he gestured to an empty chair. Something in your stare must’ve been telling, because he visibly paled and went:

“He... he’s not there.... is he?” he said in a very weak and pitiful tone.

“No he’s not.” you said, as gently as possible. “Would you like me to help?”

“Yes please.”

“Alright.” you slammed your fist against your open palms. “He’s likely wherever it’s most difficult.” Jamil nodded, before he made a very deadpanned expression.

‘Ah.’

“... He’s with the elephants.” you both said in unison, and you both rushed off in the direction.

You find him easy.

There he was, in the middle of the path, faced away from the approaching elephants.

“Jamil! [Name]!” he waved--WAVED! All cheeky too! While in the midst of danger. Jamil looked like he was having a heart attack, so you quickly darted to Kalim.

“Wait! [Name]!” you quickly scooped Kalim up into your arms, bridal style, before you tossed yourself as hard as you could out of the fray. You exhaled in relief, before you feel Kalim wrap his arms around your neck, to give you a quick kiss on the cheek.

“My hero!” he laughed, all jovial, as if he hadn’t nearly been in mortal danger.

“Kalim! That was dangerous!”

“Yeah but we got out of it alright!” he said, as he waved his hand in a dismissive manner. “What’s more important is--! I didn’t realize how strong you were!” When he looked at you with those sparkly eyes, it was easy to falter, and forget about everything that could you upset.

The adrenaline finally rushed out of you, and you crashed to your knees, after which you buried your head into the crook of his neck.

“[N-Name]?” his voice was confused, and even flustered. Any other time, you would be eager to see his expression, but for now--

“Please... be more careful next time.”

“.... Uhn... I’m sorry! I’ll try not to make you worry so much!” Kalim pulled away from you to look at your face. “What kind of boyfriend will I be if I make you hurt like that, yeah?”

You exhaled, relieved. “Yes, exactly.”

You both share a smile, then soft giggles--before it turned into full blown laughter.

That is until--

“What do you think you were doing Kalim?” Jamil hissed, his expression dark.

“Oh--well, that is” Kalim sweated in response, and you attempted to melt into the background until Jamil’s dark gaze moved to you.

“And you as well--” he gritted his teeth, “running out like that--!”

“Wait--why are you blaming me?”

“You both nearly gave me a heart attack!” when he looked up, his eyes glowed with a sinister light.

“Oh no.”

“...[Name]... save me.”

“Already on it.” you hopped onto your feet, and darted off with Jamil hot on your heels.

“Come back here you two!”

Now, normally when people were surrounding your ridiculously pretty boyfriend you were fine with it. He was a model after all. You didn’t really mind him interacting with his fans--you were perfectly fine with stepping out of the way, and giving them a few minutes to talk to Vil.

You could relate.

After all, you didn’t call yourself Vil’s number one fan for nothing.

You were lucky enough to be able to hoard Vil to yourself so much, so you were always willing to share ‘Vil the model’ with his fans.

‘It’s fine. I’m completely fine.’ you crossed your arms. You hoped your face wasn’t irritated, or upset. You understood how important fan interactions are but--

‘It’s our first date in awhile, and I really wanted to enjoy private time with Vil.’ you thought mournfully, as you eyed the gaggle of boys and girls who surrounded your Vil.

If Vil was upset--it wasn’t visible on his face at all. In fact, as per usual, he enjoyed his time with his fans. (Which made you feel even worse.) He made sure to acknowledge each one of them, and looked them straight in the eye. It caused a lot of the fans to go red, and nearly faint (once more, absolutely relatable--those eyes? With those lashes? Up close? Even you had difficulty breathing with him that close.)

You looked at the time, only to inhale sharply at the fact he’s been at it for at least an hour. Plus--based on the way the crowd around him only grew, you two would never get to finish your date.

‘Alright, I’m sorry,’ you thought, ‘but I’m going to have to get in the way.’

When Vil looked up to search for you outside the crowd, he couldn’t see you. He mentally frowned. He was grateful that you were always willing to adjust to his fans, but at times--he wouldn’t mind if you were a little bit more selfish with him.

He had given you himself--he as Vil Schoenheit. The world--his fans--they might have Vil Schoenheit as the influencer and model--but you had him, for himself. The Vil with no make up in the morning, the Vil who would cheat his diet for some sweets, the Vil who wasn’t as put together as the world saw. You saw all his flaws--the imperfections, the things he found ugly--yet you held him, told him he was your world despite that.

That was something.

No, it is something.

He hoped you knew, that no matter what, that made you so irreplaceable... so important to him.

After all, beyond his prowess as a poisoner, beyond his fame as a model--who would stand by him when that was all gone?

He hoped it was you.

“Sorry everyone, but I’ll have to steal my boyfriend away now.”

He turned to you, surprised but excited that you were going to steal him away.

‘Now how would you do that, sweet potato?’

He saw you bend down, then quite literally--sweep him off his feet. He’s surprised--and his first reaction is to wrap his arms around your neck. You ignored the gasp of fans, as you quickly run off without a single misstep.

“I finally have you, my ah... damsel in distress?” you quirked your brow, not sure if you said it right. Vil only laughed and pressed his lips against your cheek. When he pulls back, there’s a very obvious lipstick mark on your cheek.

“You finally saved me, my Princess Charming.” he said, and you blinked down at him.

“I was just... selfish.”

Oh! And how much did that warm his heart--to know how much you wanted to dominate his time, as much as he did.

“You can always be selfish with me.” He told you quietly, with a gentle smile.

“I mean--are you sure?”

“Of course! I am your boyfriend after all!” He cocked his head to the side, “now, you didn’t tell me you were strong enough to carry me around.”

“It never came up?”

“Then, I’ll rely on you to save me more--alright?”

You stared into his eyes--honest, and loving, coupled with how genuinely enchanting Vil was well--you broke away first with a faint blush on your cheeks.

“... Of course...”

EXTRA:

“How cute...” Rook purred.

“Aside from how weird it is that we’re following them on their date...” Epel paused. “I wonder if [Name] would tell me how she got so strong?”

You burst into Idia’s room, frantic and worried after receiving a text from Ortho, about his brother collapsing.

“[Name]!” Ortho called out relieved, as he pointed out Idia--slumped onto the ground, groaning.

“What happened Ortho?” you frowned, as you knelt, and carefully turned your boyfriend onto his back.

“He just suddenly collapsed, and I don’t know why.” Ortho fretted, you leant forward and pressed your forehead against his, only for you to reel back quickly in surprise.

“I think he’s running a fever.” you frowned, “we’ll have to take him to the infirmary.”

“But how?”

“I’ll carry him, of course.” Ortho’s mouth dropped in surprise when you easily scooped up his brother. With Idia’s long hair trailing to the ground and limp body, it did look like you had just finished saving a princess.

“Woah! [Name] you look so cool!” Ortho stared up at you with shining eyes, and you giggled in response.

“Thanks Ortho. Now go run ahead and tell the nurse I’m bringing your irresponsible brother to the office, alright?”

“Mhm!”

On the walk there, Idia stirred in your arms.

“Oh, are you finally awake?” you teased, at which his eyes widened and he immediately froze in your arms.

“[Name]?” he squeaked out, then frantically looked around before he met your gaze again. “Wait--are you carrying me?”

“To the nurse’s office, yes” you said, amused.

“Please put me down!”

“Absolutely not, after all--you made Ortho and I worry a lot!” you huffed at him, “so suffer in the arms of your girlfriend a little longer!”

“Everyone is staring!” he whimpered.

“Well if a certain someone didn’t forget to take care of themselves while they got into the new dlc for Gao Gao Shield and Sword...” Idia whined in response.

“I needed to complete the GaoDex before anyone else! I was one Gao Gao away from completing it, before this upstart mystery player LilV actually managed to beat me--” he buried his face in his palms. “I was so close...”

“There there.” you tried to rub his back as best as you could. “Isn’t there another dlc still coming out later this year?” He brightened up at that.

“That’s right, I’ll start training my resistance to hunger and--” he winced at the glare you shoot at him.

“If you’re going to do it, do it in a healthy manner Idia.” you frowned, “if not for me--then for Ortho.”

He paused, as he lowered the hands covering his face to stare at your face. You were genuinely worried for his sake, and he thought: ‘oh no, this is like picking the wrong choice in Water Crest: Seven Dorms and my support level is going down!’ he inwardly panicked, ‘I worked pretty hard to grind to level S! Of course I need to maintain it because I--’ he felt his face flush red. ‘because I really like [Name]... and I don’t want her to worry so--’

“I’ll... I’ll be more careful.” he looked away, bashful, and you stared at him--surprised. You didn’t think it would be easy--he loved gaming. You wouldn’t want him to change--only to take care of himself more.

So now that he was saying this then--

‘I’ll meet him halfway.’ you decided.

“Next time I’ll stay with you.” you said, with a sweet smile. “so if you get caught up in it, I’ll get you back on track.”

“Are you sure? You might get bored?”

“Now why would I get bored?” you shoot him a sly smile, “I’m spending time with my boyfriend after all~”

“...”

“Ah! Idia you’re heating up!”

“That’s because--! Ughh--! I didn’t realize there was an SS support conversation!”

“A what?”

“So are your horns heavy?”

Malleus cocked his head at your sudden question.

“I’m... confused... with this question, bright light.”

“Eh...” you move your hands around as you spoke, “I don’t know, I guess I was just curious if your horns... like maybe had a certain weight to them? Like... does your neck hurt?” you tilted your head. “Like... does it feel like when you’re holding a staff? Maybe?” You paused as you looked back at the dark fae.

“Sorry, was that a weird question? Is it... intrusive? Or something?”

“No it is not.” he shook his head gently. “I suppose I can not really tell. I have had my horns all my life so I can not say if they are light or heavy.”

“Could I try--like seeing if they’re heavy?” He quirked his brow in response.

“You can try,” he paused, “but how exactly will you do that, bright light?”

“Like this.” With barely a blink, you gestured for him to crouch lower. He did so--confused. When you suddenly picked Malleus up into your arms, you do so with such a smoothness that he froze.

“Huh, your horns are slightly heavy I think.” You adjusted him in your arms, you definitely felt a difference in weight closer to the side where his horns were. “Tsunotarou? Bright eyes? Two hundred and two centimeters? Malmal? Are you okay?”

(You were unaware of Sebek behind you, who had attempted to rush out to save his young lord. Lilia pulled him back with one hand, his other hand covered his guffaw. On his other side, Silver was very awake--also surprised that a human girl was able to just sweep the young lord into you arms with barely a flinch or stagger.)

You squinted at him, only to realize his pupils were wide--wider than you’ve ever seen before. His lips were parted slightly, as he stared at you. He looked absolutely stunned.

“Um? Are you okay--”

“Heh...” Malleus raised a hand to his lips, before he started laughing out loud.

“Woah Malmal, you look sort of... crazy.”

“Heheh... Hahahah!” Malleus laughed, “Interesting! So very fascinating, my bright light.”

“Uh?”

“To think you would have the gall to lift the Heir to the Valley of Thorns--to think you had the strength to do so--will you ever stop being so intriguing, my bright light?”

“I’ll try not too?” you replied, in a confused tone, and Malleus continued to chuckle lightly in your arms. His eyes became gentle at your response.

‘I keep wondering why I find you so fascinating...’ he mused, ‘but it is truly simple--you are not afraid to treat me as... myself I suppose. You did not see me as Heir of the Valley of Thrones--you saw me as a man with horns-- a man with bright eyes--’

‘You do not treat me as delicate... but at the same time, you do not treat me as something to be feared.’��

‘You are like a light... a light with the potential to burn away all the darkness...’ he held your confused gaze, ‘will you do it? Bright light? Will you persevere in this world not yours--and show it how bright you can be?’

‘Whether you do or not--you are perhaps, the only one, the first one I can consider a friend--an equal.’

“You look really deep in thought, bright eyes.” You said, and he hummed.

“It is nothing.” When you moved to let him down, Malleus’s arms looped its way around your neck.

“Ah?”

“I would like to stay in your arms for a little longer, bright light.” He met your gaze, and you blushed at the intensity in those eyes. “Would you indulge me?”

“--That is... of course, Tsunotaro.” His smile widened, and your heart melted at how genuinely happy it was. To think he used to gaze at the world with such sadness...

If little things like this was enough to make him happy, then you want to do it more often.

Ai’s Glossary For TWST Swear Words *I primarily came up with this because I don’t think swear words are the same in different worlds--? So I decided I should just come up with them. (✧≖‿ゝ≖)

- “Oh my Queen” / “Sweet Witch” / “Dear Sorcerer” ... you get the drill - basically equivalent to our “oh my god”, “sweet lord”, “dear god”

- “Oh carp” - unique to the Octavinelle dorm. It’s basically “oh crap” or “oh shit.” Variation include “holy carp.”

- “Oh scarab” - unique to the Scarabia dorm. Perhaps specifically unique to Jamil too. It’s the same as above, except he uses scarab instead of carp.

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omg-im-such-a-masochist · 3 years

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COPING WITH YOUR FEARS

Prompt: You just bought a new house with your boyfriend Roman,with the thing he loves the most in it: a pool. The only problem? He doesn’t know you’re terrified of water and don’t know how to swim.

Word count: Long-ish

Pairing: Roman Reigns x Reader

Warnings: +18,clitoris stimulation,smut implied,cursing,praise kink,aquaphobia(fear of water),slight angst

Tag: My sister from another mister @ziasaph (she might recognize this topic hahahah thank you for always inspiring me,love!)

Notes: Hello loves! So this is a based on a true story event (I almost drowned when I was a little girl and have been terrified of water since then),so this is me trying to cope with my fear even if it’s only a fictional thing hahahaha(since this specific scenario with Roman is impossible for little old me! But that doesn’t mean a girl can’t dream right?!).Sorry for misspellings,english isn’t my first language...you know the usual. Please let me know what you think(if you’re comfortable with it) some feedback is always appreciated ❤️ Also feel free to check out my other stories typing ‘masochist writes’ on the search bar on my page and you can always find my latest story as a fixed post on my page. Ok I’m done babbling now hahahaha. Hope you’ll enjoy 😉

Oh summer...the best season to enjoy the life outside: wear nothing more than swimsuits and bikinis,get some Mother Nature’s natural vitamin D and swimming!

It all sounds like a dream,right?! Except for the fact that.. I DON’T know how to swim,in fact I’m terrified of the thought of swimming! When I was a little girl I almost drowned and since then I’m terrified of water,even the simple thought of it makes me shiver.

So I don’t know what was I thinking when I agreed with my boyfriend’s horrifying idea of buying a house WITH A POOL on it! And of course that the damn thing not only had to be large but also deep.

So here I am now,sitting on the living room couch,looking out the french doors that lead to the patio watching my boyfriend excitedly fill up the pool and the pool toys so we can “happily” enjoy our newest acquisition.

“Y/N? Babe,can you come out here for a second please?”

I reluctantly got up from the couch and made my way towards him outside.

“Yes,Ro?”

He looked at me with a frown and said “Why aren’t you changed into your bikini yet?”

I gulped before I respond “I don’t have any”

“You mean,you didn’t brought any?We can take the car and get a pair at our old house”he said with a smile

“No babe, I mean like, I don’t own a pair”

“That’s not a problem either,we can go to Target so you can buy one” he responded still smiling

“What I’m trying to say is that I don’t wanna buy one...” I said with a low voice

“Oh..so you wanna go skinny dipping huh?” He deviously smirks at me and started to take his shirt off “Ugh,I love the way you think baby girl” with that he closed the distance between us and captured my lips in the most sensual kiss.

“Hmmm...Roman..wait.”

He reached to the hem of my tank top

“Ro, I gotta tell you something..”

“Later,baby..” He hummed while he pulled my tank top over my head and I took advantage of the break to say

“Ro,baby, I don’t know how to swim and also I may or may not be terrified of water since I almost drowned when I was a kid” I said as fast as I could

“What?Wait...Y/N why you never told me this before,my angel?”

“Because the subject never came up..” I embarrassedly said

“Babe,how the subject never came up when I suggested that we should by a house WITH a pool on it so WE could enjoy it?Didn’t the subject came up then?” He asked slightly angry

“It did” My voice was barely a whisper

“So,why didn’t you said ‘Roman, I don’t wanna buy a house with a pool on it,because I don’t know how to swim and I’m terrified of water?’ You should’ve told me beforehand!”

Oh boy,now he was really angry! I’ve officially woken the beast

“I’m sorry... I didn’t say anything because,I saw your excitement when you saw the pool,and I know how much you like to swim,so I just wanted you to be happy with our new house.” I finished my sentence right before the tears start to roll down my cheek.

“Baby girl,come here” He pulled me towards his chest and buried his face on the crook of my neck “I didn’t mean to make you cry baby,I’m so sorry.” He kissed my neck and holded my face between his hands,looked me in the eyes and said “Will you forgive me?”

“There’s nothing to forgive Ro,it’s fine..”

“No it isn’t! I shouldn’t have talked to you like that, I was an asshole for no reason” he wiped my eyes off “I love you,so much..Just please promise me you will tell me beforehand if you don’t want something,this is OUR house! I want you to be as happy with it as I am.”

“I love you too big guy,and I promise,no more surprise announcements” I pout my lips so he could peck it,which he happily did

“So now that we have the pool...let’s help you out with your water fear,shall we?”

“Oh no no n-“

“Shhh yes yes yes! Take you close off baby” he smirked

“But Roman I don’t have a bikini or swimsuit”

“Oh baby girl,since when that’s gonna stop us?”

“Are you implying that I should overcome my water fear by getting in the water naked?With you?”

“C’mon babe,don’t get all shy on me now..we both know that you’ve got nothing that I haven’t seen before or haven’t enjoyed to it’s fullest” he looked me up and down with hungry eyes “Besides” he stepped closer and whispered above my ear “We both also know that,you ain’t got one single bone of shyness on ya” He slowly stepped back to his original place with that delicious look on his face and I couldn’t help but finish stripping my clothes off.

Once I was fully naked,he eagerly removed his own clothes,entered the pool and reached his arms towards me,making a ‘come hear’ motion with his hands. And as much as I wanted to go I just froze in place.

I started to sweat profusely,my heart was beating so fast I swear it was going to explode,my breath became shallow,I felt nauseous,my mouth was drier than the desert, I felt dizzy, I thought I was gonna faint...Until I felt a pair of wet strong arms surround my waist pulling me back from my near mental breakdown. *When did he came out of the pool?* I thought

“Y/N look at me” His voice was soft and sweet like melted chocolate,and I looked up slowly to meet that beautiful pair of warm brown eyes.

“It’s okay baby,you’re safe. I’m not gonna let anything bad happen to you, I’m not gonna push you to do anything you’re not comfortable with,we gonna take baby steps ok?” When I nodded,he continued “Good,now we’re gonna enter through the shallow side of the pool together and we’re gonna keep going until the water hits our waist,I’m not gonna let you go ok?” I just nodded again.

We entered the pool and as soon as I felt the water hit my calves I panicked.

“I can’t do this,I can’t do this..” I whispered

“Baby girl,look at me” he said with a soothing voice,when I met his gaze he continued “You’re doing great baby!You’re so strong and so beautiful,it’s just the two of us here,focus on me baby...” I started to relax so he pulled us further in,the water hit my hips and I started slightly panicking again.When he realized he rapidly said

“Hey Y/N,can you give me a hug baby?”

“What?”

“I said,if you could give me a hug?”

“Ummmm Sure?Why not” I said confused

He pulled me into his arms tightly and started babbling random things like: the details about our first date,our first road trip together,our terrible first year anniversary,the time that Jimmy bought lasagna from that very doubtful place near our old house and spent the whole night proclaiming his porcelain throne.

“Do you remember his face?” Roman asked between laughs

“Yes I do! You even took his picture while he was on the toilet with the Polaroid,wrote ‘Porcelain God’ on the photo and hanged up in the locker room so everybody could see” I was laughing so hard that tears started to roll down my cheeks.Roman couldn’t control himself either,so he let out a breathless “Man,he got so fucking mad about it”.

Once we were able to control our laughs,we enjoyed the few minutes of comfortable silence until I moved a little bit,felt the water around my waist and just like that,all the effort my lovely boyfriend did to distract me from my dying fear went down the drain.

“Oh my God,I’m gonna drown,Roman help me please...I’m gon-“ My words were cut off by his lips on mine.He was kissing me like a horny teenage boy,he turned us over,so my back could rest on the pool wall,he made sure that my arms and legs were securely locked around his neck and waist before he could start to roam his hands on my breasts,pinching my nipples.

“Hmmmm” I moaned

Once he was happy with how hard my nipples were,he roamed his hands further down,until he found what he was looking for.

“Oh my sweet baby girl” He circled my clit with his middle and ring finger

“Ah Roman” I whined

“Always so responsive baby” He applied more pressure making me moan his name deeper “I love when you moan baby..” He increased his fingers speed “It’s always so fucking hot!No woman can moan like you can,you’re the only one who can make my dick rock hard just by moaning my name..Fuck,here baby,take a look for yourself” He grabbed one of my hands and lowered down to his cock,making me grip it.

When I lightly squeezed,he growled.

“See what you do to me? Do you see the power you hold against me? I’m powerless around you baby, whenever you’re around me I’m helpless! Everything you do turns me on,your body,your voice,your smile,the way you look at me,the way you care about me...the slightest move you make has my cock wide awake to serve you as you please,my queen.”

Roman always had a way with his words,that’s how he convinced everyone to do everything he wanted,me included! And he was just succeeding,because right now the last thing I remembered was that I was inside of that damn pool!

“Ro,please..”

“What is it? Do you want me to fuck you baby? Is that it?” His voice getting deeper and deeper

“Mhmmm” Was the only thing I could say.

Then suddenly I felt a tug on my arms, the cold wind against my wet naked (now out of the pool) body,Roman’s lips on mine before he quickly say

“Now we don’t you to get drowned,do we?!” And smirked while he picked me up from the floor,leading us towards our bedroom.

Maybe this whole pool thing wasn’t a bad idea afterall.

#roman reigns imagine #roman reigns smut #roman reigns x reader #roman reigns fanfiction #roman reigns one shot #roman reigns #masochist writes #wwe imagine

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msommers · 2 years

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👾 x3 for three songs you wanna talk about!

thank you!! used a randomizer for the kiddos because i couldn’t choose // send 👾 for a random song off an oc playlist & an explanation!

— idle worship by paramore for ELENA.

If I was you, I'd run from me or rip me open You'll see you're not the only one who's hopeless Be sure to put your faith in something more I'm just a girl and you're not as alone as you feel

Oh, it's such a long and awful lonely fall Down from this pedestal that you keep putting me on What if I fall on my face? What if I make a mistake? If it's okay a little grace would be appreciated

Oh, no, I ain't your hero (eh, eh, eh) You're wasting all your faith on me Oh, no, I know where this goes (eh, eh, eh) Think it's safe to say your savior doesn't look a thing like me

i’m pretty sure that i let out a pterodactyl screech when i first found this song because it’s such a Golden Tier bop for elena’s feelings on how she’s perceived as The Sunblessed child of pelor. she’s shy and lacking in direction and her previously unconditional faith is starting to shake just a little bit, add on the stress that comes from her interacting with people daily who still adore her for what her birth brought to the city and how she’s pretty sure many folk picture her as some shining hero who’s always at a 100% and ready to deliver inspiring speeches and it’s like hahahah that’s not me i’m so sorry you believe this it’s wrong but i’m gonna try my best to get to where you think i am and- yeah. somebody give her a hug and a kiss.

— the hate inside by tommee profitt for ELIDE.

The hate inside Will eat you alive You better not You better not Try to keep it You better not Better not Try to keep The hate inside

This fury’s burning Inside your chest It steals the air out from your breath

unfortunately for her, something that was discovered about elide during her campaign and through various aus was the fact that she struggles with things such as rage and grudges. she’s stubborn and proud, a genius who prides herself on being able to read and help people, if somebody subverts her expectations by betraying her, her perception of them forever changes even if from an outside perspective their actions might be understandable. this also applies to the,,,,honestly, the burning hatred she develops for her enemies. she’s so determined to do good and save people that her goals of ridding evil from the world start to consume her, if nobody is there to keep her in check then she might just be completely lost to her sense of justice (and tbh sometimes revenge).

— wolf at your door by chloe x halle for MEREDITH.

All creeps softly in the snow Light and tears along a path ('Long a path) A knife between her teeth, she roams For she is now a stranger

Chasin’ a fairy tale (Fairy tale), chasin' a lie (Lie) But everything changes (Changes) and everything dies (Dies) You preyed on my innocence (Innocence), tried to bury my name (Name) But now there's ice in my veins, oh

There’s a wolf at your door There's a hound at your heels There's a snake in your bed Tell me, how does it feel?

arl howe die challenge!!!! this is one of Thee best songs for covering most of the bases that make up meredith. it first has a nod to her start as a bright and eager lady of highever ready to step up and begin her work in politics and nobility, then to her as a heartbroken girl grieving the loss of her family and people as she’s set along a path she never asked to venture, and then to that place she reaches of being filled with a thirst for revenge and the blessing that is being given the perfect opportunity to enact it after delivering threats. it’s missing her development afterwards but that doesn’t matter much, as this drive for seeking vengeance for what occurred back in castle cousland and over the months that howe was allowed to do as he pleased are a Giant part of meredith’s character and story.

#ch: elena granger #ch: elide harker #ch: meredith cousland #under a cut bc it got long with the lyric snippets #i love them....#2 angry women songs lmfao #i'll always love meredith's theme of ''hey what if the hero got revenge and they actually received the release they were hoping for''#too many stories of people backing out last minute or feeling exactly the same or feeling even worse after they take their revenge #meredith found howe. made sure his death was excruciating. and then she was on cloud 9 as she deserved #she swore to her dying father that she would get vengeance and she did :') she has other shit to work thru but we don't talk about that

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crushzone · 3 years

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Nin! I’ve been seeing this around recently, but I would love to see you ship your moots if it is ok! ♥️

Hahaha hey there, sure thing! It’s so difficult to be bias free because I know my moots’ crushes, but I shall do my best! I’ll mostly likely pair you guys with someone outside of your crush, just to introduce some new potential partner to your life ;). If I had left anyone out by accident, I am SO sorry!!

✨ Shipping my Moots ✨

@scorpiosanssexy

Sugawara Koshi - Lil sis, I am so sorry it is not Kei. I think Suga is absolutely hilarious and a sweetheart, I’m sure he loves it when you roast him here and there because he’d do the same right back at you. He’s also such a sassy man, so if sassiness is something you enjoy (*cough* like Kei’s, except he’s not a meanie 😠), he’s got it! If you do not know how to cook, neither does he, but you will get to suffer together. He’s also a teacher (which I know is also your thing), so let’s pretend he had to read so many books that he has to eventually get glasses! Will 100% dance real silly with you when you’re both tipsy, but please try to calm him down when he keeps getting ID’ed whenever he tries to buy booze, he’s got that forever cute baby face.

Look, I photoshopped him in glasses for u. ☝🏼

@ceo-of-daichi

Takeru Nakashima - Tbh, it was really difficult not to go with Daichi for this one. I know Takeru may not suit your appearance preferences, but I think you guys would be a very adorable pair! He is very family oriented, had grown up with a bunch of siblings, is a team captain (i know u like captains 😉), and seems like a sweet guy in general. So he will 100% be a fun pal to joke around with, but he’s also really responsible and will take care of u on your night outs. I can see you with his little family cheer squad, they are all just in love with you and consider you a part of their family. 10/10 husband material with that A+ domestic lifestyle.

@honey-makki

Saeko Tanaka - I shall pair you, my queen, with my other queen, Saeko. 👑 Together, you are unstoppable, and just the sight of you both hanging out together would make me run away because I tend to do that whenever I am near anyone attractive. Imagine Saeko picking you up on her motorbike just to go grab some dinner downtown together. All the jokes you’d share, how loudly you would laugh with each other, regardless if whether you are in a public or private place!! She’d probably help you proof read your fics and brainstorm any spicy scenarios with you too! Bet she loveees having you lay on her chest as she strokes your hair, alternatively, she also loves being your big spoon. 🥺

@heauxzenji

Kuroo Tetsuro - My other queen, I shall offer you my nerdy king, Kuroo. 👑 Idk man, appearance-wise alone, I already think you’d both be such a beautiful pair. You two are definitely the type of couples on Tik Tok (or whichever apps people use now a days LOL 👵🏻) with a bunch of “relationship goals” in the comments. He’d be a lot of fun to joke around with, will take great care of you, loves to smack your booty (respectfully) because he knows you are absolutely beautiful, and will call you the cutest nicknames. He also secretly reads your spicy fics without telling you, and will maybe try out a new thing or two from it the next time u guys baaaaang. 💥Spiciness aside, he cherishes all your quiet moments, just sitting next to each other as you sip on some tea, your books in hand as you lean shoulder to shoulder against one another.

@tedwardos

Azumane Asahi - idk, I think you both would be incredibly adorable! He is basically kind of like Yams but with a whee bit more softness. He absolutely loves to cuddle, play video games with you (but please go easy on him, he’s a little scared of certain games), and learn new things (e.g. playing DnD for the first time). Tbh, I think he would be great at DnD because he enjoys the imagination and character design aspect, bet his characters are always the best dressed one. Will help style your hair, cook you breakfast, give you shoulder massages, and just spoiling you in general, as long as you hold him close and tell him you love him every now and then to keep him well assured. You’ll never get cold during winter, he’s basically a human furnace who always make sure your feet are covered by the blanket when you cuddle on the couch.

@nonexistent-social-life-mainacct

Akaashi Keiji - I genuinely think this would be a wonderful match. Firstly, he is a wonderful listener, so he’s there for you to come home to after a tough day at work. If it is not something he can actually help you with, he will do his best to cheer you back up after you had gotten everything off your chest. Secondly, look at this 👇🏼

Girl, he will PROTECT you from all those mysterious bruises that tend to appear on your legs haha. Lastly, I know that when he loves someone, he will do all these adorably thoughtful things for you: like massaging your feet, leaving you cute post-it notes before he leaves for work and buying you flowers randomly. I just, I just want the best for u and I KNOW Akaashi will not disappoint at all.

@mer92

Tadashi Yamaguchi - ok hear me out! Baby boy had been crushing on you from a distance for the longest time, he just absolutely admires how you are so hardworking and passionate towards your dream job. He sees how much you care for your friends and he’d always wished he could be a part of your group too. Eventually, when you are both together, he is a wonderful listener, will go out of his ways to spoil you just to see you smile again. He will give you shoulder massages when you are being too tense, and if anyone gets in the way of achieving your goals, he will step up and defend you. Will also buy extra onigiris from Onigiri Miya and bring them to u for lunch, just to make sure that you don’t accidentally skip any meals because you’re too laser focused on your studies! Speaking of studying, he loves studying with you, and is actually a wonderful work buddy. (Always sneaks a glance at your adorable concentrated face)

@danibby

Kotaro Bokuto - Bokuto ADORES you with all his heart omg. When he catches you dancing or choreographing, he will straight up sway or beg you to teach him some moves, before proceeding to absolutely crush it. If he sees you trying out or applying some makeup/skincare products, he will ask you if he could watch or play with it too. Basically, he loves you so much, he just wants to understand and be a part of what you are doing, while he’ll also do the same where he’d teach you the little things he loves to do (will probably try to get you to play volleyball with him ahah). Is fantastic at cheering you up when you are not feeling too good about yourself, and will tickle fight you until you smile for him. Speaking of tickle fights, initiate it at your risk, because he is hella strong, he’ll pin you down or pick you up really easily to his advantage. BIGGEST HYPE MAN, you can walk out, wearing a trash bag and he would still be 😻😻😻.

@shhhlikeme

Aran Ojiro - I know I’m not being too original with this pairing because you actually crush on him to begin with, but you two are just perfect for each other tbh (was going to pick Toshi at first, but thought Aran would be a better fit)! Firstly, you are both absolutely S T U N N I N G ✨, I would be SO intimidated to come anywhere near this power couple. Secondly, you’re both so diligent, kind, and smart, everyone looks up to the two of you, wishing they could be you (Keep wishing, peeps 💅🏼) . Lastly, he seems like an absolute sweetheart, loveeeeees to spoil you with random hugs, kisses, and gifts, and will joke around with you a lot. He’ll find any way he could show you off to his friends, and they’d all be so jealous. It is nice to know that you can always lean on him if you ever have to, and he knows he could do the same with you. Bet your family absolutely LOVES him too, 100% the kind of guy you would want to bring home.

@bjbex

Yu Nishinoya - Noya is IN LOVE with you, he thinks you are freaking beautiful, is a hottie, and basically his queen. He’d keep crushing on you until you finally give him a chance. When you are together, he’d do anything to please you, ultimately, he just wants to see you smile and happy all the time. He’ll crack some jokes and be a little goof just to cheer you up! Also wants you to freaking DOMINATE him hahahah, trusts you completely, please do as you would like, he’s all yours. Loves getting his lil booty smacked and pegged, but is also always down to pleasure you. Just grab him by his hair (loves getting his hair pulled) and put him in any position you want him.

Will pull some “accident” like this often, so please prepare yourself. Will travel the world with you and take a ton of photos, then proceed to set photos of you as his wallpaper/lock screen on every device.☝🏼

@dymphnasprose

Tendou Satori - Tendou ADORES YOU, for real, he freaking ADORES you (But I adore you more, so he can back down 🤚). He loves to be your little spoon (will literary purr if you give him head rubs), boasts about you to his friends all the time (especially to Toshi), likes to endearingly tease you a lot, and will cook you some nice food all the time (he probably went to culinary school, after all, to become a chocolatier). The first thing he does when he gets back home from work? Hunt you down and immediately cling on to you as he pepper kisses all over your face with that oWo face, if ya know what I mean. Also LOVES to get freaky, this man is flexible, he just loves being intimate with ya, so tell him what you want to do and he will most likely be down to at least give it a shot. ;) Also loves to randomly buy you some cute clothes or jewelry you had been eyeing, he doesn’t do it often, but he’ll spoil you with it here and there when he can. Loves to sing random songs for you, “Dymph-nuhhh, Dymph-nuhhh, my darlin, Dymph-nuhhh~~”

@pleasantanathema

Akiteru Tsukishima - Let me start off by saying that I am absolutely in love with Akiteru, and because I love him so much, I shall pair him with you! Lauren, I am in love with you from the very first moment you’ve hit me up, I feel like our vibes match and because I feel the same way with Akiteru, I believe he would really vibe with you too! He’s an absolute sweetheart who will go out of his ways just to make you happy, you’d both spend hours chit chatting about the most random things, just giggling constantly, and before you know it, it’s already really late at night. He LOVES taking photos of you, and his phone is filled with photos of the two of you. Kei doesn’t really care much about you, but Akiteru will keep bringing you up in conversations with him anyway because he’s just extremely grateful to have you in his life.

@afictionalwhore

Ittetsu Takeda - Listen, as much as I believe Keishin is the perfect man for us you, Takeda is another husband material, adorable man who would also be just as perfect.

LOOK AT HIM REALIZING THAT HE IS IN LOVE WITH U. Also Keishin looking like a snacc right next to him, but this post is not about him mmkay?

Takeda is so weak for you, he’ll spoil you rotten where he can, and his affection bank is unlimited, will constantly remind you that he loves you. He’s also really shy, so sometimes, he’ll try to be “sexy” and initiate something, only to stutter and blush terribly when he attempts to execute it, so please be kind HAHA (I think find that really endearing tbh). Fully understands how tiring it can be to work with children, he is also a teacher after all, so at the end of each day, you’ll both take warm baths together, cuddling as you laugh about all the silly things your kids had done today. Sometimes he will help substitute for you too, if you ever need to take a day off.

I’m very proud of this list, ngl, I stand by my ships 😉

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