i always give him the flower
if you're reading this you should play in stars and time it's a very cool indie rpg with fantastic art and existential timeloop dread. and the protagonist has a big hat!
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Watching someone play afop and im so. Oh my god. Oh my GOD. It's literally just a fucking showcase of all the Exact type of shit that has been happening to indigenous people and people of color have been dealing with for Centuries at the hands of white supremacy and imperialism. Like its literally just Showing all that Shit from the perspective of a Na'vi in universe. So it "demonizes" the RDA accordingly. And uet so many fucking reviewers are joshing on it and calling it Boring and Slow and Uninspired and that it makes human's 'cartoonishly evil' LIKE YOU PEOPLE HAVENT LOOKED AT A SINGLE FUCKING CURRENT EVENT IN YOUR LIVES. Oh my god im so mad at all these fucking reviewers now. The fucking AUDACITY to look at something this fucking Honest about the cruelty humans are capable of, while living during the fucking day and age with all this Knowledge we have at our fingertips -- the fucking audacity to look at this game and what the character goes through and not being able to muster up ANY other fucking emotion besides "ubisoft never was great at story anyway so idc lol" fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. Like actually. You can't even fucking ATTEMPT to connect to this story emotionally? Not even a fucking Smidge? Jesus fucking christ people need everything to be spoon fed to them these days. God forbid a piece of media actually ask you to meet it in the middle for once.
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Went to the doctor just for a check up and he basically just told me "your body just processes sugar very well! :) :) :) It's a good thing! :) :) :) It can't possibly be the source of your symptoms even though eating fixes it :) :) :)"
But there was also a moment when talking about my iron deficiency that is possibly one of the funniest things a doctor has ever said to me, up with the cardiologist who said "you're a medical mystery":
He was going over my blood test results, and said "Your iron levels haven't gone up at all, they are still extremely low, but you're not anemic anymore"
And I was like how am I not anemic anymore???
And he said "Your hemoglobin levels have gone up...somehow..." while frowning at the blood test results on his computer. It was very "somehow, palpatine has returned" lol
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I finally figured out how to describe Taskmaster to people who haven't watched it:
It's a show two men created together in order to expose the world to their kink
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been paying more attention to my r sounds in french lately and while i do default to the voiced uvular fricative /ʁ/ most of the time, in intervocalic contexts i'm doing what i'm pretty sure is a voiced uvular approximant /ʁ̞/ maybe half the time? i wasn't sure if it was a tap/flap or an approximant, but it does sound a lot like the audio clip for the approximant, and apparently the approximant is often an allophone for the fricative, while the tap/flap is an allophone for the trill (which makes sense since a tap/flap is basically an abbreviated trill), and i don't really do uvular trills in speech.
the fricative has always been difficult for me and at this point i doubt it will get much easier than it is now. it makes sense that as i learned to speak faster i would end up producing the approximant in at least some contexts, and i suppose that it makes sense that the main context in which that happens is intervocalic, since approximants are kind of like if you took a fricative halfway to being a vowel.
the reason i've been thinking about this lately is i've been listening to a lot of stromae and his r sounds keep jumping out at me. i mentioned in some tags the other day his r sounds in bonne journée (skip to 1:24):
Si l'bonheur [tap/flap?] des autres [elided] te rend [trill] malheureux [trill]
C'est qu't'es un rageux [tap/flap?]
Si l'malheur [trill?] des autres [elided] te rend [trill] heureux [approximant??]
C'est qu't'es un rageux [tap/flap?]
that sound in heureux in the third line is really interesting because he pronounces that exact word (within the word malheureux) two lines before, but there he's clearly trilling the r, and here he is not, and it doesn't sound like a tap or flap to me either! it sounds like an approximant!
he does do the uvular fricative as well...specifically in consonant clusters (also in variation with trills) (skip to 1:37):
Tu profites [fricative] jamais vraiment [trill?] de ce moment présent [fricative]
En fait t'es juste dépressif [fricative]
elsewhere in the song he seems to trill a lot of consonant cluster rs, so i think it may also be a function of syllables/second - in these two lines he's going really fast, and possibly fricatives are faster to pronounce than trills? they certainly are for me, but i'm not sure if that's because i'm not a native speaker or because of some fundamental property of trilling.
between a vowel and a consonant he's sometimes doing a trill and sometimes something else, i think an approximant but it might be a fricative. hell, maybe it's a tap/flap. (rs in this context are fairly difficult for me to distinguish with any accuracy if they're not trills or really emphasized fricatives, so fuck if i know.)
ultimately i think he (at least in song) trills every r possible and resorts to (not consciously, obviously) one of the other options when necessary. i am nowhere near that proficient at uvular trills and can pretty much only do them on extended notes (because they take extra time for me to pronounce) and on higher pitches for some reason. i'd love to learn the uvular tap/flap, and it's probably the fastest of all the options (citation needed but it feels right lol), so maybe a year from now, when my speaking speed has increased another incremental amount, i'll notice that i've started spontaneously producing those as well. i live in hope.
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okay so I’m finally rewatching adventure time in its fullest glory (not for the first time, I grew up with the show but just never actively finished it) so I can get to fionna and cake and idk.. I’m thinking a lot about that doily caterpillar from Finn’s imagination who says it could represent his secret desire to be civilized and then the “real you” episode where he tries to not be a stupid uncivilized hero boy for pb’s science convention and basically ends by (re?)establishing that being civilized is not the real him .. … yea. Don’t have anything to say yet tho, just know that I’m thinking about it. A lot.
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So yesterday I saw an article about how some startup is trying to get people to be able to work in their sleep. Naturally I rolled my eyes, offered up a quick prayer that all such ideas die horrible deaths as they rightly deserve, and then moved on with my day.
Last night, I dreamed I found a console that allowed me to control the whole universe. The first and only action I took on this console was (obviously) to input a command that caused all the atoms in the universe to very slowly get further and further away from each other. I had absolutely no concept of any potential consequences to this action, such as, perhaps, all the atoms in the universe very slowly getting further and further away from each other. Why would that happen? Pure speculation, don't be absurd. It occurred to me that this might be happening and also a bad thing about three hours later (in dream time), when I started to get a headache.
Instead of returning to the console to fix this (which was still there and fully functional), I instead went to Some Asshole who was throwing an offensively ostentatious dinner party, which I refused to crash and instead attended for another 3 hours or so, all the while letting my headache get worse and worse and all the atoms in the universe get further and further away from each other. This was happening faster for some things than others. Cars were falling to pieces in the parking lot outside and part of the roof caved in during the party. (Everyone was like, "WOW, that happened," and then carried on as if it hadn't.) Anyway, after the party, Some Asshole told me that of course he knew how to fix the issue where all the atoms in the universe were slowly getting further and further away from each other -- all we had to do was kill Bargain Bin Ganon. (This new character didn't have a name and didn't actually do anything for the entire dream but he kind of looked like Ganon.)
There were about thirteen people nearby who were willing and able to help me with this task, he said, but I could have a strike team of exactly two of them, because he didn't much care for the rest. At this point Dream Me, having recovered at least some of her senses, went to one of these other thirteen people and asked her to help anyway, because clearly we should be throwing as many people at solving this problem as possible. (The other ten people did not appear in the dream and were only mentioned again to establish that they were very busy and in Mirkwood.) The one person that I went to was very happy to help but unfortunately it was too late for her because all her atoms suddenly came too far apart and she died of that without even getting in sight of Bargain Bin Ganon. Me and the other two people went to fight him and eventually took him down, but it turned out killing him didn't solve the problem at all and it got solved by one of my teammates off-screen when he found the console and entered a command to make all the atoms in the universe stop getting farther away from each other.
To be very clear, this was not a weird dream for me. This is the kind of thing I dream about every night, basically. It's almost boring and only remarkable in this one instance in that I woke up this morning thinking, "They want us to work in our sleep? While our brains are doing that kind of nonsense? Are they insane?"
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