#but I ran out of tiiiime

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Girls take initiative! ( For true love they believe in!)

Babycorn made her way down the hall, Cherrypit walking right behind her. When Cherrypit caught sight of Pancake and Linnet his eyes lit up, he tugged on Babycorn's dress. "Huh?" Babycorn looked down, "What's up Cherry?" Cherrypit waddled ahead and Babycorn watched as he talked to both girls for a brief moment then he waddled back. "Bebe like Butter?" Cherrypit asked almost as if someone had asked him to ask that. What a weird question. "Of course I like butter." It went great on bread. Babycorn didn't notice both girls giggling to themselves as they ran off.

Lalapril 4/6: Mark Starring : @windupnamazu's Pancake and Cinnamon . Pancake asks Cinnamon to review her writing

“Cinnamon!!!”

Cinnamon turned onto her side, ignoring the very loud yell calling for her. It was her afternoon nap and she didn’t want to be disturbed just yet. Especially not after such a hectic morning. Having spent a large majority of it flying away from Cherrypit who decided he wanted to chase her around for fun.

It really was a curse to be so irresistibly shiny sometimes….

“Cinnamooooon! Wake up!!” 

Cinnamon knew that was Pancake’s voice calling her name. If she was lucky then maybe she would decide to pester her some other time.

“Cinnamooooon! I know you’re awake!!” 

Cinnamon felt Pancake poking her hammock, it rocked her from side to side, sort of having the opposite effect that Pancake intended for it to have. After hearing Cinnamon let out a loud snore Pancake quickly realized her mistake and instead just decided to skip a couple of steps, grabbing Cinnamon by her wings. 

Cinnamon yelped out loud and her eyes flew open. “Hey! Come on now-! That's not fair!” She flapped her wings and Pancake quickly let her go. Cinnamon flew back down onto her designated drawer and crossed her arms, she tapped her foot impatiently. 

“I know that stuff was okay when you were little but now…” 

Who was she kidding? Even with all the complaining Cinnamon did, she really didn't mind, deep down. It was a good thing she was used to it by now. Except for the dress-up games. Cinnamon would trade all the nap times in the world for that to stop. 

Pancake was rhythmically tapping the top of the drawer in anticipation, “Cinnaaamoooon~! My favorite fairy ever in the woooorld! Can I ask you a favooor?” She blinked her eyes repeatedly and brought her hands together, making sure to emphasize just how cute and squishy her face was.

Lunya, whether she meant to or not, had taught her well. 

Cinnamon knew exactly what was happening. She narrowed her eyes in suspicion but Pancake’s eyes just kept glittering at her. She was playing right into her hands and she couldn’t do a damn thing about it. 

“Fine! Fine! Fricking fine!” Cinnamon shrugged, “What the hells do you want?” 

Once Pancake recognized Cinnamon’s bell jingles of resignation she jumped back with a loud squeeee!!!!!! “Yippee!! Really?! Hooray!!” Pancake hopped around in place and cheered to herself. “It’s gonna be really quick Cinnamon! I just need your thoughts on something!” As quickly as she could, Pancake twirled on her heel and ran out of their room, “I’ll be right back! Right right back!!” 

Cinnamon sat down and pouted. “Sure. Take your tiiiime!” She waved her sleeve covered arm at the door that Pancake had danced out of.

As luck would have it Butter was out today on an ‘Important Errand.’  

Which considering that by complete coincidence that Babycorn was also out meant that Butter wouldn’t be back anything soon. So there was a zero chance of him saving her from whatever Cinnamon wanted her to do. 

Hopefully it wasn’t another mission of stealing something from Lunya. 

If there was anyone that Cinnamon didn’t want to get on the bad side of, it was Lunya Lanya. 

Pancake came running back holding a large stack of papers in her hands and a red pen in her mouth. “Mpphmhphpmhhpp!!” She excitedly explained. Pancake dropped the stack of papers on the desk. The force of the impact was enough to make Cinnamon air-bound for a few seconds.

Cinnamon looked up at Pancake. “Um, Pancake? Sweetie…you sorta…” She gestured her large sleeves to her mouth to try and at least signal to Pancake that she couldn’t understand her. 

“Mpphmh?” Pancake had run across the room to grab a desk chair and carried over to where Cinnamon was. She sat down and grabbed the pen from her mouth. “Okay! Okay! Okay!” Pancake was practically bouncing from her seat as she grabbed a piece of paper from the stack. “I’m gonna read you something and you need to tell me if you like it Cinnamon!”

“Oh…kay?” Was that it?

Pancake cleared her throat and began reading. 

“Once upon a time there was a small village that was in the middle of the forest. The forest was big and dangerous and very very filled with monsters. Monsters that really liked to attack the people living in the village and the people that even got near the village. Because the kingdom of the village belonged to was taken over by an evil empire they were getting no help!”

Cinnamon flew up and took a seat on her custom sized hammock. It sounded like this was going to take a while. 

“So then the village put together its own people to fight the monsters instead! The super cool and very cute Pancake was going to be apart of it! The leader of the monster hunters was Lunya too! There were a bunch of strong and cool people that were apart of it! This was the way they could fight and keep themselves safe!”

So far Cinnamon didn’t know why she was here. Pancake had asked her for her ‘thoughts’ as she put it but what thoughts could she even offer if they couldn’t really communicate with each other. 

Was she just supposed to wave her arms at Pancake if she didn’t like something?

“Butter lived with Pancake (that’s me!!!! :D) in a house in the village. They had parents and they had their own restaurant and Butter loved his sister and cheered her on as she protected the village. One day a lot of monsters suddenly attacked the village! The brave and very cool Pancake defeated as many as she could but even she could not defeat them all! While Cinnamon was fighting outside her brother Butter stayed to defend their home.”

Cinnamon didn’t know whether to wiggle her arms in the air or not. She knew in her little fairy cookie heart that Butter would go out and fight alongside Pancake if this whole thing was real and not just an imaginary scenario in Pancake’s head. 

Oh well, Pancake wasn’t going for realism anyway. Probably.

“Everything was going good but then Butter heard a loud noise outside his home! Butter grabbed a big spoon and went outside to investigate.”

Cinnamon furrowed her brow, “Why did he grab a big spoon?” I mean, sure Pancake said that they lived in a restaurant but surely a knife would have been a smarter decision then? 

Then again, Butter was the type of person to grab the wrong thing under stress. But it wasn’t something like this had happened before, so how could she really tell.

...Why was she overthinking this?

“When Butter stepped outside he saw a monster right in front of him! It was really scary! Butter tried to attack it but he saw that she was hurt! There was a cut on her tail that looked like it really hurt! Butter couldn’t just leave her like that so he went inside and got some stuff to help her. The monster was really confused at why Butter was helping her but she was glad that he was helping her.”

Cinnamon sighed, that did sound like something Butter would definitely do. No matter how much she would be yelling into his ear that it was a bad idea. 

“But then Butter remembered that the monster hunters were still outside and protecting the village. He decided to bring the monster inside she was just almost too big to hide but Butter decided to hide her in a shed that his family almost never used. He ran inside to grab a big blanket too. That was enough to protect her from the monster hunters.”

Cinnamon took the time that Pancake normally used to switch sheets of paper to stretch for a second. Her relaxing stretch was rudely interrupted when Pancake placed her elbows on the drawer, it made Cinnamon jump a little.

“That’s all I got written for now but let me tell you what my plan is for the rest!” Pancake very excitedly explained. 

Cinnamon waved her large sleeve to try and gesture for Pancake to continue. Having already accepted that she probably wouldn’t be going anymore anything soon. 

“Sooooo! I bet you already guessed who the monster that Butter saved iiiis~?”

Cinnamon looked confused. She actually never thought to ask about that. “Uh…Is it a really spiky cactuar?” she chimed. Cinnamon waited to see if Pancake would tell her if she was right or wrong but when that didn’t happen she tried her best to draw out a shape of a cactuar in the air using her sleeves.

Now Pancake was the one looking confused. Instead of trying to guess what Cinnamon was saying she decided to just go ahead and tell her. “Hehe…! You guessed right! It’s Babycoooorn! Of course its Babycorn! Duhduh!!” Pancake tapped the top of the drawer now more excited than ever. 

“Ah. Of course.” Cinnamon really should have seen this coming.

It made far too much sense, seeing as Pancake seemed to be the number one self-proclaimed fan of Butter marrying Babycorn one day. Everyday Pancake would start the morning by asking Butter if today was going to be the day he was going to ask Babycorn to be his girlfriend and then Butter would respond by simply saying’ maybe.’ 

Then when it was bedtime Pancake would ask if Butter was going to ask Babycorn out the next day and so on and so on…

Hell, Pancake had even begun periodically styling her hair to look almost exactly like Babycorn’s.  

“Babycorn is the coolest! She’s gonna be the coolest sister-in-law ever!!” Pancake cheered, “That’s why I’m writing this story for them!” 

“Sure Pancake.” Personally Cinnamon couldn’t see it happening if things kept going as they did. Either Butter would decide to grow a backbone or that Hildibrand guy would finally clue in that Babycorn desperately desired him. It could go either way. 

Of course her full support was in Butter’s corner, but there was only so much she and Pancake could do to have Butter confess his feelings. Then again, it looked like Pancake had been very hard at work on it. From cursing Hildibrand to arranging special dinners between the two, and now she was writing stories about them? Cinnamon had her work cut out for her. 

Pancake picked up another piece of paper and turned it to show Cinnamon. There was a drawing on it, a picture of Butter, Pancake, and something that resembled Babycorn. The pom on the head was a dead giveaway. “So then I think that Butter and Babycorn get to talking and know each other and they get less scared of the other! Cause you know Babycorn’s a monster in this so she’s scared of Butter too!” Pancake giggled to herself and stretched the paper in her hands.

“Oh that’s nice.” Dare Cinnamon even call it…cute???? 

“But then I find out that Butter has been hiding a monster in our house!!”

“Oh shit!” 

Pancake nodded solemnly. “Of course since I’m super nice and cool and cute I understand and I promise to protect Babycorn too! And Cherrypit! He’s here too and he’s really small and totally alive!” 

Cinnamon smiled, Babycorn would probably have liked to have heard that last part. 

At this point Pancake was now pacing from one side of the room to the other. “And then-! Then-! Me and Butter find out that Babycorn is actually the long lost princess of the kingdom that got taken over because the prince had managed to escape! And he fell in love with a monster!”

“Woah! No way!” Cinnamon fluttered into the air. “Then what happens?!”

Pancake had no idea what Cinnamon had asked but she looked surprised and that was to make her happy. “So then me and Butter and Babycorn and Cherrypit are gonna team up with everyone to defeat the evil kingdom and the scary monsters too! Everyones gonna help and also Butter and Babycorn fall in love and get married and I get to be a princess too and-! And-! And they have a lot of babies too!” 

“That’s…pretty fast!” 

Pancake bounced herself off of a wall, and just kept pacing around. “I haven’t worked out a lot of the stuff that happens yet but I do know that Babycorn and Butter get married and also I’m the flower girl cause Butter promised it to me when I was little. Remember?”

“Oh I remember.” There’s no way Cinnamon could ever forget the time that Pancake had asked the question right in front of Babycorn herself. She could have sworn that Butter would have died on the spot had Babycorn not been so….Babycorn. 

The energy inside Pancake had run its course and she had decided to just sit on the side of her bed. “So what do you think Cinnamon? I’ve been working really hard on it! I’ve mostly been writing it in my head but I started writing it down yesterday and I think it's really good so far but what do you think?” Pancake decided not to mention that the times she was writing it down in her head had mostly been during times when Sirius had been lecturing her about things.

Cinnamon struggled to find a way to answer. Simply saying ‘I love it!’ wouldn’t be enough since Pancake couldn’t understand a word of it. There had to be something else she could do. That’s when Cinnamon had a great idea. 

She flew almost right up to Pancake and gave her the biggest thumbs-up she could, even with her large sleeves it was crystal clear to Pancake what Cinnamon was saying.

“YAAAAAAAY!” Pancake cheered, jumping up and down. “I knew I did a good job!” She grabbed Cinnamon in both her hands and gave her a tight hug. “Thanks for the help Cinnamon! I knew I could count on you!” As Cinnamon tried to break out of the suffocating hug, at some point she decided it would be better just to go with it.

“You’re welcome!” Cinnamon jingled.

Pancake gently set the very dizzy fairy back down on her hammock. “You can go back to napping now!” She grabbed the stack of papers from the drawer and walked over to the door, forgetting the red pen that she hadn’t even used. “I’ll see you later! Don’t tell Butter about this cause it's gonna be a surprise!” 

Cinnamon gave Pancake another thumbs-up and Pancake giggled. 

As Pancake struggled to get the door open Cinnamon wondered if she should fly over to help. Thankfully Pancake managed to open the door with the power of balancing a stack of papers on her knee. Something she looked very proud of doing. 

“Aww. They grow up so fast…” Cinnamon said to herself. It felt like just yesterday she was helping Butter change Pancake’s diapers and now here she was writing fanfiction about her brother and this weird girl that lived with them. It almost brought a tear to her eye. 

That’s when Cinnamon realized one crucial thing. 

“Hey! Wait a minute! Where was I in that story?!”

Cinnamon flew to follow Pancake out the door, “Why can’t I be a cool monster hunter too?! Pancake?! Hey Pancake!!” Unfortunately Cinnamon’s jingles fell on deaf ears, as Pancake was already out and about, racing to find Linnet to tell her all about what she had written.

#lalapril #lalapril 2024 #Pancake #Cinnamon #Babycorn #Butter #Buttercorn #get it its cause like cinammon giving marks to pancakes writing ahahahahaha #you would think this one was the one im most nervous about but i only started getting nervous about it just yesterday dnawjkdn #i think it wasnt as nervewracking cause i gave cinnamon her look but also cause i got to make a buttercorn au that isnt real #also when i talked about this on discord is when i was writing this dnwajkdnn #anyway i think butter finds this story and brings it up at the hypofetical buttercorn wedding #the pancake pacing around and thinking of a fan fic idea in her head is pretty much what i do #fun fact : the babycorn monster design is based on the undead princess from crystal chronicles #ahaha get ready for tomorrow and two days after.

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From Strangers to Sisters

Chapter Five - Paparazzi Panic

The four women get bombarded with paparazzi, causing Wanda to panic and dash back to the hotel. Kate, Natasha and an angry Yelena are quick to cheer her up. (Word count: 3672)

Previous chapter

It was a beautiful morning, after everyone had gotten settled at the hotel, Kate was the first one up, eagerly texting everyone suggesting a beach day.

Yelena rolled her eyes, looking out of her window and seeing the beautiful weather. She knew Kate wouldn’t give in until they all went, so she went ahead and showered, before getting changed into a baggy crop top and shorts, her bikini underneath.

Wanda on the other hand, was still asleep, showing no signs of waking up anytime soon.

Nat awoke to the text, chuckling as she shook her head and threw on a baggie tank top and shorts with her swimsuit underneath before going to try to wake up Wanda.

Wanda began wriggling in her sleep, curling up as she began shaking and sniffling. Nat gently curled around her, cuddling her gently, "Hey, Wands, I'm here."

The witch opened her eyes and looked around, shaking a little as she brushed her hair away from her face. “Huh…?”

"It's me, you were having a nightmare sweet girl," she said gently and ran her fingers through Wanda's hair, making Wanda groan and rub her eyes, curling up slightly next to Natasha.

"Awww hey sleepy," she smiled and spidered into Wanda's side as she kissed her temple as the witch wriggled around, smiling a little as she protected her side.

"Awwww you're so cuuute!" She cooed and skittered into her tummy, causing Wanda to squeal and cover her belly. “Nohohoho I’m not!”

The Widow smirked, "Are tooooo! Also it's beach tiiiime!" She cooed and then pulled Wanda's top up to raspberry between her arms as she covered her torso.

“AHAHAHA OKAHAHAHAY!” Wanda screeched and rolled over, shoving her shirt down, with a blush.

Nat smiled and kissed her cheek, "There's my good little witch," she said and booped her nose, "I'll wait for you outside the door," she winked.

Wanda just blushed and shook her head, getting up to go and get ready for the day.

Nat waited outside her room until she was ready.

Kate smiled brightly when she saw Yelena come into the living room, "Hi!" She said in her loose beachy sweatshirt and shorts over her swimsuit.

“Good morning, Kate Bishop, you seem to be in an awfully cheerful mood today.” Yelena murmured, still sleepy as she lay across one of the sofas.

The brunette smiled and sat on the arm of the sofa near Yelena's feet, "I'm excited to explore the beach!" She said and poked the blonde's foot playfully.

Yelena flinched briefly and pulled her foot back. “That’s nice.” She said with raised eyebrows. “Have you even slept?”

Kate nodded, "I took a nap," she smiled and then lay on Yelena suddenly, making the blonde grunt and squeeze rapidly into her sides. “Get your fat butt off meeeee!”

"Hehehehey! I ahahaham NOHOHOT fahahat!" She squealed and held on tightly as she squirmed.

Yelena just chuckled and shook into her ribs. “I’m being crushed!” She chuckled and pretended to be suffocating.

Kate giggled and shoved at her, finally rolling off on the side of the couch as Yelena chuckled and pretended to gasp for air. “Can’t… breathe…”

The archer rolled her eyes, "Oh c'mon, I thought you were practically Wonder Woman." But Yelena shook her head, before playfully pretending to pass out.

Kate rolled her eyes and immediately pretended to give CPR, "1-2-3-4 BREATH!" she said, squeezing her ribs and raspberrying her neck.

Yelena bit her lip and tried to stay still, refusing to crack in front of Kate.

"Oh c'mon Lena!" She pouted and shook into her ribs as she nibbled her neck, causing Yelena to whine and lean away, letting out a few giggles as she shoved at her playfully.

Kate smirked, "Ha! You laauuughed you laauuughed!" She teased as Yelena groaned and then turned around as she heard footsteps coming in.

“Well good afternoon.” She greeted Nat and Wanda.

Nat smiled, "Hey dorks, glad to see you're up, Kate did you even sleep?" She asked as Wanda went to sit on the couch, already distracting herself with the tv.

Kate chuckled, "I did, I was just excited." She replied and immediately hugged Wanda, "Morning sunshine!"

“Hey..” she greeted quietly, hugging her back gently as she kept her focus on the tv.

“So are we all ready?” Yelena asked everyone, easily masking her own excitement.

"I think so," Nat said, checking in with Wanda, "Are you good Wanda?" She asked, who looked up and nodded.

“Sure… let’s go.” She said, standing up with Kate still glued to her.

Kate smiled and clung to Wanda the entire time with a goofy grin, while Nat playfully dragged Yelena by the hand to the beach, grabbing towels, sunscreen and chairs and an umbrella.

Yelena helped take some of the stuff, rolling her eyes fondly as they arrived at the beach within two minutes. Yelena was quick to set everything up, taking her clothes off until she was just in her bikini.

Nat smirked and snuck a few tickles at Yelena's side as she plopped into one of her chairs as Kate drug Wanda to lay out on one of the towels next to hers.

Wanda hesitantly stripped to just her bikini and lay down too, but on her stomach so she didn’t have to look at the public which caused her a lot of anxiety. Yelena was quick to squeal as she jumped away from Nat, playfully throwing a ball at her face.

Nat laughed and threw it back, "You're so stubborn!" She said and smiled at her goodnaturedly as Yelena smirked.

“You love me.” She replied with a cheeky smile, poking at Nat's feet. Nat blushed and giggled, "Leehena!"

“But you dooooo!” Yelena replied and cheekily skittered across her soles, but then turned when she heard the sound of camera flashes.

Kate smiled and got the sunscreen, "Here let me put some sunscreen on you!" She told Wanda, who shrugged in response and tried to relax herself.

The archer got some sunscreen and began rubbing her shoulders with the lotion, and then going down her back, her fingers tracing her sides.

Wanda flinched a little, but immediately tensed when she heard the same sound as Yelena did. She quickly flipped onto her back and wrapped a towel around herself, tensing up.

Nat's smile dropped, "Paparazzi?' she questioned, looking around, "Are they here? Tony swore there wouldn't be any."

“Natasha! What happened in Budapest?!”

“Wanda! Did you ever get any of your brother's powers?!”

“Wanda! Is it true you’re the Scarlet Witch?!”

All the questions and yelling caused Wanda to spiral quickly, she felt herself trembling as she bit her lip. Her fight or flight mode kicked in, she grabbed her towel and ran.

Yelena was quickly defensive and used the towels to block the lens of the cameras. “What the hell is wrong with you?! Fuck off!” She yelled out.

Kate froze like a deer for just a moment before shielding the others with a towel and grabbing what she could while Nat grabbed everything else and ran with the rest back to the hotel.

Wanda had shut herself away in her room, trying to hold back tears as she curled up on the bed, as Yelena flipped the cameras off before going back too.

Kate and Nat set everything in the living room, the archer taking a breath, and Nat checking in with Yelena, "You okay? Do you think Wanda made it back?"

The blonde was too angry to talk, she paced up and down and muttered to herself, her fists balled up. “Ignorant idiots…” she murmured, not answering Nats question.

Nat frowned, "Lena, I'm mad too. Can I please give you a hug?" She offered gently. As Yelena continued to pace, clearly fuming as she tensed up and cracked her knuckles.

"Lena..talk to me, or at least spar with me to work it out, babes." She tried, stepping in front of her gently.

Yelena stopped pacing and looked at her sister, her face red as she shook a little from her anger. “I hate people.” She told her simply.

Nat nodded, stepping forward and resting her forehead against Yelena's, "Me too, sestra, me too."

Initially, Yelena flinched away, but her sister's touch began calming her down a few seconds later. She sighed, shaking her head as she pulled away. “So what, we are just stuck indoors now?”

"No, I'm going to call Tony and figure something out, but I think we should check on Wanda too…" she said, biting her lip as she hugged Yelena tighter, "I'm sorry you had to see that baby."

“Are you okay though?” Yelena asked, still trying to calm herself down as she hugged her sister back.

"I'm okay, it's not my first rodeo," Nat said, remaining strong. Yelena remained tense, still angry, but she tried to shake it off.

“Okay… let’s go and check on Wanda…” she told Nat, trying to stop herself from shaking as she went to Wanda’s room.

Nat stopped her and hugged her tightly for a moment, "Hey first let's make sure you're all good." She said and rocked her sister gently, but the blonde shook her head, taking a deep breath as she pulled away. “Nono… it’s fine…” Nat looked at her skeptically but followed.

Kate decided not to pester Yelena in this state and went and quietly knocked on Wanda's door, "It's me…Kate."

Wanda flinched and jumped, curling up a little more as she closed her eyes, partially hoping that Kate would leave her alone, but also feeling like she needed company from someone she trusted.

Kate, being herself, entered the room. "Wands?" She asked, deciding to sit on the floor beside the bed.

“Are you okay…?” Wanda asked Kate quietly, trying to put her feelings to one side to comfort her younger friend.

"I'm fine, I'm worried about you," she offered, sitting up on the bed next to Wanda without thinking, making the witch flinch and bite her lip.

“Well, don’t… I know you’re not used to paparazzi so, I don’t want you to be scared.” Wanda told her, still trying to be strong.

"It was overwhelming for a second, but Wanda, they…bombarded you and Nat." She said softly, reading her hand out to gently touch Wanda's, making her flinch and move her hand, tensing up as she remembered that awful moment over and over again.

Kate frowned, wanting to hug her but not wanting to push, "Would you like a hug? Maybe to help ground you?"

“A-are you sure you’re okay?” Wanda asked her quietly, sitting up now and hugging her knees against her chest.

Kate nodded and pulled her into a hug, "Wanda it's okay to not be okay." She told the witch, who tensed and sniffled, shrugging in response.

Just then, Yelena and Nat quietly entered the room, Nat's arm still around Yelena.

Wanda looked up at the sisters, offering them a shaky smile as she was close to tears.

Kate offered a hand out to Yelena and Nat sat the pair of them on Wanda's bed, gently surrounding her in a hug circle.

The witch sighed into the hug, beginning to calm down as Yelena rubbed Wanda’s back gently in an attempt to calm her as she tried to calm herself down.

Nat rubbed both Yelena and Wanda's back, as Kate squeezed Yelena's arm and rubbed circles with her thumb on Wanda's, "Today was crazy, but we have each other ." She said softly

Nat began absentmindedly spidering up both Wanda and Yelena's backs, something she used to do for Lena when they were kids.

“Thankfully it is only morning, hopefully Natasha can sort the stupid paps out with Tony and we can all go get ice cream or something.” Yelena murmured as she leaned into the feeling.

However, Wanda flinched at the sensation, leaning away from Natasha’s fingers as she bit her lip.

Kate noticed first, "Oh! Wanda, are you okay? Did you hurt your back running?"

Nat tilted her head curiosity, initially concerned as she continued soothing Yelena with it, "Agreed, and we know you need ice cream," she teased lightheartedly and squeezed Yelena's side.

Wanda nodded silently, trying to shrug it off as she sat back in her original position, as Yelena yelped and jumped away. “Quit it!”

Nat smirked and did it again, "Or else what?" She teased as she spidered Wanda's back even lighter, thinking that it was harder touch that hurt her.

“I will end you!” Yelena warned playfully as she glared at her sister as Wanda let out a tiny squeal as she arched her back away once again.

Kate gently played with Wanda's hair, a bemused smile at the Widow sisters play fight, arching her eyebrow when Wanda made a noise.

Nat smirked at Yelena and then snapped her head to Wanda, "Did I tickle you?" She asked with a devilish grin, "Is your back ticklish Wanda?" Kate added playfully and skittered over her back.

Yelena sat back and watched what was happening as Wanda let out another squeal as she shook her head and quickly lay on her back to protect herself.

"Lena, help me out, I know how we're gonna cheer Wanda up," Nat smirked and straddled her

Kate bit her lip and sat on Wanda's ankles, running a finger up each foot.

“Are you kidding? One more person and the poor girl will die of laughter.” Yelena replied with raised eyebrows, watching as Wanda bit her lip and flinched at Kate’s action.

"Just hold her arms up you silly goose!" Nat smiled and spidered lightly over Wanda's tummy as Kate starting fluttering over her arches.

“Do it yourself you lazy butt.” Yelena told Natasha as Wanda squealed with giggles and covered her belly whilst scrunching her toes up. “Guhuys noho!”

Nat smirked and shrugged, "Then the archer and I get you next," she giggled before lightly fluttering all over Wanda's tummy again while Kate tickled her toepads, "Coochiescoochiecoochie coo!" Nat sang.

"Awww Wanda you're so cute!" Kate gushed as Yelena went red and reluctantly held Wanda’s arms up.

Wanda blushed madly and pulled at her arms, breaking into hysterical giggles as she shook her head. “Nohohoho…”

Nat grinned evilly, "Awww thank you Yelena," she said and skittered down Wanda's arms and into her armpits, "Ticktickticktickle witchy woo!"

Kate smiled and sang too, "Coochiescoochiecoochie coo Wanda!" She said and spidered into her toes and under them.

“You guhuhuys are sohoho mean!” Wanda protested as she kept scrunching her toes up and pulling at her arms, twisting from side to side.

Nat smirked and pulled up her top, as Wanda was still in her bikini under her shirt and she raspberried her tummy as Kate's nails raked up and down her arches, "Ticklishfeet! Ticklishfeet!" The archer teased.

“I HAHAHAHATE YOHOHOHOU!” Wanda cackled out, bucking around and squealing with laughter, feeling helpless despite how powerful she was.

Kate chuckled, "You don't hate us!"

Nat slowed a little, lovingly fluttering her tummy and giving gentle kisses around her ribs, "Do you want us to stop?"

Wanda shrugged, taking in deep breaths as she kept giggling helplessly, pulling at her arms and wriggling around.

Nat smiled, "That's not a noooo," she teased and raspberried her tummy again as Kate now turned and tried tickling her inner thighs, causing the witch to squeal and squeeze her legs together.

“SHUHUHUT UHUHUP!” She cackled out and kept kicking out. “MEHEHEHEAN!”

"Awww but you're smiling!" Nat cooed fondly and nuzzled all over her tummy and ribs, shaking in gently with her nails.

Kate smirked, "Aww Wanda's thighs tickle too?" She cooed and squeezed up and down them, making Wanda blush and giggle hysterically.

“NEHEHEHEEEE!” She giggled out helplessly as she wriggled around, beginning to run out of breath.

The Widow nodded to Kate and Yelena, signaling to let up, as she took Wanda into her arms, “Easy, breathe baby.”

Kate came beside the witch and Yelena, rubbing both of their backs with a gentle smile.

Yelena let go and sat back on the bed, keeping to herself as Wanda took in deep breaths. “So… mean…” she murmured.

Kate snuck up behind Yelena and poked her sides playfully. Nat held onto Wanda and kept soothing her, “How do you feel?”

Yelena flinched, leaning away and covering her sides as Wanda nodded, offering a small, shy smile. “Good… better…”

The archer smirked and pounced playfully on Yelena, “Lena’s turn!!” She said and scribbled into her ribs.

“Woah hey nononono-“ Yelena gasped and shuffled away. “I’m not in the mood, Kate Bishop.”

Kate pouted a little, but nodded as Yelena rolled her eyes, still feeling angry about earlier, she felt like she couldn’t soften for anyone.

The Widow smiled at the witch, “Good,” She said and kissed her cheek as she shook her head at the young widow and archer.

Wanda smiled a little. “But now what are we going to do?” She asked quietly.

“Plan a plot to wreck Yelena,” she whispered playfully to Wanda, “Or, cuddle and watch movies?” she offered to the whole group.

Wanda shrugged in response, already laying down on her bed again in a more comfortable position. Kate bit her lip and cuddled close to Wanda, “Is it okay if I snuggle you?”

The redheaded Widow got comfortable behind Wanda, but sandwiched Yelena in her arms fondly, sneaking little tickles in the spots only she knew, between her rib bones or right in her sides, but also rubbing her back, “Sissy, don’t think I forgot you,” she whispered.

Yelena bit her lip, sitting up and leaning away from her sister. “No, you are not exposing my spots.” She told her quietly as Wanda looked over at Kate, shyly making grabby hands in her direction. The archer immediately leaped and clung onto the witch happily.

Wanda chuckled and hugged her close. “You’re a softie deep down, so much for a super badass archer.” She told her with a grin, making the archer blush madly and bury her face in the Sokovian’s neck.

The witch chuckled, flinching a little as she leaned away with a small smile. “You wanna choose the movie?” She offered, passing Kate the remote. Kate gasped, “Me?” She said, trying not to let her eyes water.

“Uhhh, it’s not that big of a deal, if you want to choose then go ahead…” Wanda replied awkwardly, not expecting Kate to react that way. Kate blushed, “Sorry I, just, really felt like your little sister there,” she said and decided to choose a dog movie.

“Well, you are, aren’t you?” Wanda asked with raised eyebrows, remaining casual about it.

Natasha smirked only the way she could, wiggling her fingers at the blonde, but softening, “Fine, then come be my snuggle-bugga-boo,” she begged with a pouty lip, using a nickname from when they were kids to rile Yelena and simultaneously soften her.

Yelena couldn’t help but blush at Nats wriggling fingers, shaking her head as she folded her arms. “Nope, not happening, nuh uh.” She told her sister stubbornly, despite her changing her mind about getting attacked. The redhead shrugged, pretending to be indifferent and counting to ten in her head, waiting for her resolve to soften.

The blonde kept folding her arms, turning her back to Nat as she shook her head. “Nope, not gonna be your toy.” She told her, feeling a little vulnerable.

The Widow softened, “Then be my sister,” she said as she sat behind her and massaged all of Yelena’s known stiff spots. The blonde whined and then decided to stretch, before giving up and becoming tense from anger again.

Nat frowned, immediately hugging Yelena tightly, “Milayshka, did you think I wouldn’t feel you tense, I know today was a lot for you too,” she said as quietly as she could.

Yelena just rolled her eyes, shaking her sister off as she gave up trying to get attacked. “It is not a big deal, don’t worry.” She replied, turning her attention to the movie. Just then, the widow decided to sneak little tickles at the blonde’s sides as the movie played, cuddling closer to Yelena.

Yelena flinched, biting back a smile as she squirmed and pushed at Nats hands. “F-forget it…”

The redhead shook her head, having a gentle vice grip on her, “When do I ever forget?’ she teased and immediately pulled Yelena closer before sneaking tickles into her thighs too.

Yelena whined a little and arched her back, trying to keep quiet as she shook her head. “B-but I said give it up!” She whined.

“And?” Nat smirked playfully as Yelena rolled her eyes. “So I stopped trying!”

The movie started to play, about a dog named Hachi, an Akita. Wanda relaxed and leaned into Kate a little, watching in a comfortable silence. Kate smiled and sighed happily, tickling Wanda’s arms absentmindedly.

Wanda flinched a little, then looked over at Natasha and Yelena. “Hey, nows your chance.” She told Kate.

Kate blushed, “Yelena will hate me…will you help with your powers?” She asked quietly, “Maybe playfully tickle her tummy with the magic? I’ll go for her then..”

Wanda rolled her eyes. “Fine, wimp.” She teased, fluttering her fingers to send the magic over Yelena’s belly, causing the blonde to squeal and curl up. “Hehehey no!”

Kate blushed and then pounced, skittering into Yelena’s ribs. Nat smirked brightly, “This is more like it,” she said and grabbed Yelena’s feet to tickle under her toes.

“NAHAHAHA WAIT WHAHAHAT?” Yelena cackled with giggles and shoved at everyone, falling back as she wriggled around.

“I told you it was your turn,” Nat smirked and skittered into her arches, winking at Wanda playfully.

“Wait, doesn’t that mean you’re next, Natty?” Kate asked childishly as she spidered all over Yelena’s belly.

The redhead froze for just a moment before turning and skittering up and down Yelena’s thighs. However, the seed of ticklish revenge was planted in Yelena and Wanda’s heads. So they spent the first part of the movie tickling Yelena to pieces until they all snuggled and fell asleep.

Next chapter

#avengers tickle fic #marvel tickle fic #avengers tickle #marvel tickle #ler!nat #ticklish!yelena #ticklish!kate #ticklish!wanda #ler!kate #ler!natasha #ler!wanda #ler!yelena

[heleizition]

u cannot just present me with gold right when i have to go to bed. i have a sleep schedule to keep to! for health! and sanity! and brain! i love them so much. ur ocs. i love twin characters, so many dynamics and all are good. the art is also just -wants to squeeze- affectionately. who were they in their past lives? is josephines 'i failwd to protec' a thing that also happened in past life? bunny person very good. love how expressive the ears can get. also cute. i think i watched the first ep of d.gray man way way back?? or the first few? i have very little memory of it but a vague plan to get back to that sometime. angel love, angel life, angel delight. the concept of god being a baby of a big species of gods is -chefs kiss- love it. sleep tiiiime, sleep well when u do byeeeee

HEHEHEHE >:3 im evil .

i looooove siblings dynamics........... so so much ........... both chronos & nath and then nell & belly weren't even twins at first it just Happened lmao... chronos & nath were almost the same character in two different stories and i couldnt decide who to keep lmao and then belly was supposed to be nell's little sister he ran from after she saw him kill their father (to protect her) (nell is an idiot) but . it jst happened. anyway

SO THEIR PAST LIVES.

The group of oc is composed of many i havent introduced yet but the major ones are here i think except my Bad Guy. so keep in mind the story is cringy and bad lmao but i still like it to this day...

post apocalyptic earth where humans live under domes bc the outside is too toxic + technology evolved so now cyborgs exist + a while back some government doctors & scientists were working in a secret lab to implants animal genes w humans to make hybrids & something about genetic preservation whatever whatever. anyway.

eve is the protagonist. she's the only daughter of head doctor of that hybrid lab. it exploded 20 years ago which cause people inside that specific dome to mutate into hybrids (people woke up to agonizing pain bc their body was breaking and morphing and it wasn't made for that. josephine was one of those people ! she was a wolf hybrid :3)

we follow eve and her then group of friends until for some reasons (<==== guy who does not remember what that plot point was) the dome had to be evacuated. something about a deadly virus ? ofc as always the rich people got away first until the dome got closed off completely <3 . eve meets several people including chronos (human guy, future bf, hes a simp) maria & arthur (yes i will draw them at some point OTL) and they stick together to survive as the inside of the dome is becoming a battleground. doesn't help that part of the reason the dome was closed off so quick was that ~mafia~ (idk how else to call it, its not rly mafia tho oTL) boss stanislas was in here and has always escaped the government's assassination attemps thus far.

SO this virus slowly contaminate everyone but its slow and rots you from inside. terrible deadly soulcrushing. + stanislas is using every means he has to try to control the city & find a way out. except ex cop and also ex girlfriend jo (josephine) is here to basically kill him lol (he broke her trust & her heart and also killed a lot of people and revenge is her whole life). josephine at first is a lone wolf (haha) until she gets very badly injuried and ends up in a small alley where eve & her friends took quarters. they get her inside and find a way to keep her alive. also at this point the group has also met gabriel ! (bunny guy! he has a tragic past and i love him. hes my mary sue) and stephan ! (his not yet boyfriend who also has a tragic past and that jo feels very guilty about). gabriel used to be a test subject in the hybrid lab. he and eve used to know each other :] they are best friends now.

at the same time nath (who was supposed to be dead) shows up like hiiiiiiiiiiiii btw im here (hes one of stan's agent but when he was supposed to die he actually survived and got turned into a cyborg with special modification in his brain which makes him obey. but he did not Forget and he will fight what stan makes him do <3)

SO um after they all meet its basically just. a fight to survive and also moments where they're like. oh we're gonna die here. lets party so hard.

stan also realises he doesn't rly have a way out and dedicates himself to ending his and jo's fight for good this time which also put eve's group in danger since jo . stuck around . there are casualties which is why she feels she failed them..................

anyway . there are more stuff but its rly all over the place soobssss im sowwyyyy

LOOOVE D.gray man . one of my first and favorite manga if u ever get the chance to pick it up for a bit longer to see if u enjoy it ... yeah .....

#ask me #eve #gabriel #josephine #stanislas #chronos #nathaniel

[am-i-sans]

dnd adventure 17

inferno in eeby deeby

we told moss 'fun facts' about our charactors! all made up lol.

frog asks us what we want for our funerals if we die???

new city called Empire City! (and lets bring pearl!)

next day festival tiiiime! time to pick plants! mid summer fest!

dans and tori are going herb picking with frog at the crack of dawn.

me and tori got many plants but poor frog didnt get any so i give them some of mine. undyne wakes up when we get back.

undyne starts exercising and dans makes breakfast! make cam wake up to eat. dans uses mage hand to shake a sausage in suzy's face to wake her up and she eats it lol.

frog gets to have a good day today dammit! dont jinx this! we can have a band! we have instruments!

pony rides, food stalls all over, magic show, a maypole, flowey crowns, singing and bands and dancing, market stalls!

cam challenges frog to a music battle! dans also challenged. i dropped the drum lol and cam kicked ass. BUT THEN UNDYNE WON.

everyone splits up wandering around. cam is fake haggling lol and dans is following them. undyne and suzy go eating AGAIN. frog and tori are buying flower crowns. cam gets random trinkets for everyone.

frog and tori find a magic show! he pulls a rabbit out of it! dans and cam see this and come over. frog obviously volunteers xD but dans gets called instead! but he volunteers frog in his stead anyway lol. HE PULLS OUT A DECK OF CARDS WTF- dans has to hold onto tori's arm. at least frog is having fun. he copes with humor lol.

aww frog gave us flower crowns ;-; put it on his bald head.

cam is trying to get undyne to dance with them and called them a chicken! undyne took the bait xD whoo dancing! cam got a 21 and undyne got a 15 so still good! cam teaches undyne how to dance ;-; with limited success xD

uh oh. undyne ran into a fairy. fight avoided cause undyne doesnt care about the rude fairy xD moss is so mad. (also ame came online so we live in fear of inferno showing up)

dans invites tori to dance too! great dancers! and we keep switching partners! undyne and tori keep spinning each other and cam and dans have a little dance off xD cam just barely got more applause than me! fantastic! i catch cam from falling to look intentional and dip them lol.

i save tori from undyne's spinning and challenge undyne to spin me fast and hard xD the most beautiful spinning top you ever seen and the flowers go flying. (cam is so gay and undyne just doesn care lol)

but where are the kids!? frog is at the maypole! cam and dans find them. he just watches them with cam.

suzy is wrestling a goat at the petting zoo. tori and undyne find her. undyne had to grab her but the crowd likes the wrestling! also suzy was losing.

undyne shows up and fuckin gets involved and goes speeding around the pole! on your left! shes ZOOMING! taking all the ribbons! flying in a circle! GOTTA GO FAST! also since dans flower crown has fallen apart he just sticks it all in his beard lol.

the maypole falls over oh no! frog is disappointed oh no! undyne sticks it back in the ground so its ok! the kids think shes super cool lol. and now the kids know how to swear oh no. undyne carrys cam away cause its also their fault lol

dans frog tori and suzy walk away to the pony ride. cam finally escaped undynes arms and tells the kids swear words in bird language.

undyne low key jelly that they like the ponies xD time for lunch! frog gives undyne a flower crown!

now its nighttime! fireworks! drinking! kids to to sleepy. (i found a dwarven translator yes!) Eth stung jr vlitagana) to tori. dans starts singing sea shantys!

undyne broke a table xD tori and cam are also drunk. its a party! cam fell off her shoulders so tori had to pay me 10 gold xD dans slow spins tori for everyones amusement and cuteness xD cam called undyne cute! tori and dans help them go to bed since undyne passed out xD

#dans #dnd #dnd adventures

[i-am-beckyu]

Yes it is like that as a joke

I ran out of tiiiime

But I do have some of it done and it's funny bc it's just a sparkling cookie

Boo April fools day

Ayyyyyy nice!!!! Looking forward to seeing what it will be! You’ve given me no snippets qwq

Time is such a time conscious thing. We love and hate it

[mtreebeardiles]

I'm back, as I've decided that I like this one, too:

they’re sick and finally fall asleep sprawled out on the sofa ..meaning you can sit for a few minutes yourself

If you'd like 😊

always happy to get prompts! <3

Have some Evvy x Kaidan!

Also on AO3

Everett winced as a hand smacked into him, startling him from the remnants of sleep. He'd always been a light sleeper, and a restless one, though retirement had helped with the former if not so much the latter. It wasn't unusual for him to toss and turn throughout the night, stealing blankets or curling around Kaidan in his attempt to get warm. What was unusual was Kaidan shifting about in their bed and, based on the cool air against Evvy's legs, making off with most of the blankets. 

"…Kaidan?"

Everett sat up, tapping his omni-tool to bring up the lights. He kept it dim, just enough for his eyes to adjust and see his partner curl around a pillow once Everett was no longer as easily  accessible. "Nerdlet?"

He reached out, his frown deepening when he felt how hot to the touch Kaidan's skin was. His partner always ran warmer, but Everett knew what standard Kaidan-heat felt like and this was notably higher than that. 

"…Honey?" 

Everett shifted, gently pressing the back of his hand to Kaidan's forehead, his cheeks, while his 'tool took his temperature. Below him, Kaidan groaned. 

"Hey…" Everett ran a soothing hand along Kaidan's arm as the other man slowly blinked his eyes open and peered at him blearily. "You feeling okay?"

"Mmph." 

"Got a bit of a fever."

"Mmph." Kaidan frowned, nestling deeper against the pillow. "'don't get sick."

"Pretty sure you do," Everett pointed out, patient. 

"Nope."

"Your temperature says otherwise."

"Mmm…"

Everett sighed, running his fingers through Kaidan's curls, noting the sheen of sweat on his brow. "Anything else bothering you?"

"…maybe."

Everett hid a smile, shaking his head. 

For all Everett knew he was a difficult patient, he rather felt Kaidan could put him to shame when the other man was really feeling ill. He got sick so rarely that Everett thought Kaidan was under the very mistaken impression that he was too healthy to fall prey to viruses and the like. 

"Tell me," Everett encouraged, his touch gentle. 

"Head hurts."

"Migraine hurt?"

"Mm no." Kaidan heaved a sigh as Evvy moved to rub along his neck, seeking out the tension there. "Pressure."

"Sinuses?"

"Mmm…"

"Anything else?"

"Throat."

He did sound raspier than usual, Everett noted. "Sore throat, sinus pressure… might be an infection."

"M'not sick."

"Kaidan."

An eye peeled open, narrowing at him. 

"I hate to break it to you, Nerdlet, but you're not a superhero," Evvy went on. "You get sick just like the rest of us."

"I don't have tiiiime."

"You have sick daaaaaays," Everett retorted, mimicking Kaidan's whine. Kaidan snorted and Everett smiled a little in victory. "Use them. You want me to run a bath? Some nice steam?"

"Mmm…" Less grumpy, more interested. Everett's smile widened a touch. 

"Maybe I'll wash your hair for you, rub your temples a bit to help with that tension," Evvy went on, his tone musing.

"Mmm…"

"Make you some delicious chicken noodle soup, with some of that bread I baked last night…"

"M'getting up." 

Everett chuckled, leaning down to kiss Kaidan's nose. "I'll start the water."

----

Everett helped his partner into the tub, the bathroom filled with steam that Kaidan breathed in deeply. Up and about his cough became more apparent, and a diagnostic run through Evvy's omni-tool confirmed his suspicions of something viral. 

"Dot?"

"Yes, my dude?"

"Place an order for… let's see…" Evvy scrolled through, tapping the recommended medications. "Have it delivered, alright?"

"Will do."

"Thanks."

"Evvy…"

"Yeah, honey?" 

"M'achy."

"I'm sure you are." Everett settled at the head of their standalone soaker tub, shampoo in reach. Once Kaidan had moved on from Denial, he tended to settle right into Very Needy. Everett didn’t mind, he found, even though Kaidan was always a little embarrassed about it after. He liked taking care of his partner, liked knowing he could, that he had a schedule now that allowed for the freedom to do so. Calls made, arrangements settled, et voila, the two of them had time off to see to their needs. 

PTO has shore leave beat, he thought as he helped Kaidan get his hair wet. 

Kaidan was breathing a little easier, his cough less severe after a long, soothing bath. He was practically falling asleep in Evvy's arms as Everett toweled him off and helped him into a fresh set of pajamas, but perked up enough for soup once he'd been deposited on the couch. Something in his stomach, medication delivered and taken, and Everett could only smile as Kaidan sprawled out on the length of the couch, his head in Evvy's lap. 

Everett shifted to make himself more comfortable, heaving a sigh and smiling as he absently ran his fingers through Kaidan's curls. His head fell back against the couch, eyes fluttering shut, content to just…sit. Be there. Have a moment to himself as Kaidan rested. Mentally run through the checklist of things he had to do around the house, chores he ought to catch up on while his partner slept, and smiling all the wider as he realized the obvious:

He had no intention of moving any time soon.

#my writing #Everett Shepard #Kaidan Alenko #mshenko #Evvy x Kaidan #prompt fill #These Ineffable Somethings #thanks for the prompt!

[saintzoya]

They couldn’t care less as long as someone'll bleed

@socdaily​ EVENT 2021 | Day 3 - Song Association

#Aleksander and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day #I was going to make something serious #but I ran out of tiiiime #socdailyevent2021 #sabedit #socedit #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #the darkling #kanej #alina starkov #grishaverse #shadowandbonesource #usercade #userbecca #userpeyton #userpau #malyen0retsev #userrlucie #emarysedit

[pettyprocrastination]

I’m so happy we’re in this javi g thing together rn I need someone to scream with😭💕

Also u said send requests and this is lame but like imagine telling him I love you for the first time and he completely misses you saying it because he’s just an adorable himbo who can’t believe you even like him (and he loves you like so much cause you’re so pretty and nice to him and also sometimes mean and he likes it) and says something stupid back like “no way that’s awesome!”

Anyways it’s silly but ur super awesome and ily and thank youuu🙌🏼🥺💕💕

MY BABY MY BOO ITS JAVI TIIIIME!! PLS come and scream at me about this fool any and all hours i literally love it and love talking to you!! forgive me for making this so short but I hope you enjoy it!!!

Pairing: Javier Guiterrez x reader

Summary: You tell Javier how you feel during movie night and he doesn't realize to what extent

It was in the middle of a horror film, when you told him. 

“I love you.”

The heroine was running down a dark hall, clutching her wound while a creature ran after her. It was a French film, one he raved about for days and begged you to watch with him. You said yes, as if you could ever tell Javier no. 

Javi’s eye’s widened for a moment, before he turned and smiled at you. 

“That’s great! I love you too!” 

You weren’t expecting a lot. But more than that at least. Perhaps a kiss, or shock or excitement or literally anything other than ‘that’s great’. But he had already turned his attention back to the film.

“You know, the use of the score here to help show the-”

He paused, brows furrowing and pursing his lips in a confused frown before looking over at you again. 

“Did you…did you say you love me?”

The moment he sees your smile it hits him, the moment of “oh my god you idiot your girlfriend just said she loves you and you respond with ‘that’s great!’ you fucking moron” 

You laughed as the bowl of popcorn in his hands slipped from his grasp and fell to the ground, spilling kernels all over his priceless carpet. 

“Actually, yeah, I did Javs. Thanks for finally noticing.”

“Oh my god-oh my god! You love me!!”

He launched himself onto you, pinning your giggling form between him and the couch as he cups your face in his hands and kisses you. 

Between each press of his lips to yours, you heard him mumble, frantic, desperate and downright giddy. 

“I love you” 

“I love you”

“I love you”

The movie Javier swore was snuffed out of an Oscar was forgotten in favor of shared kisses and soft declarations of love whispered against one another’s skin. You would rewatch it later that night curled up in his arms with his soft voice adding in excited commentary lulling you to a peaceful sleep. 

#javier gutierrez x reader #javier gutierrez #javi g x reader #javi g #ask #asks #I LOVE YOU BABE #LETS TALK ABOUT THIS FUCKING LOSER

[stevenbasic]

“hey….<pant, pant, gasp>...wait up!! Wait up!!” Scottie “Two Times” Hempsted had called, now lagging behind his two curvy running partners by twenty yards or more. He’d raised his labored voice loud enough to cause onlookers, people sitting in the park on this beautiful October Sunday afternoon, to turn their heads. “C’mon..! C’mon!! <pant, pant> Girls..!!”

God they’re in really good shape, he marveled. Missy he’d known since high school (why she’d never agreed to date him, he still couldn’t figure out...wasn’t for his lack of trying haha), and Josie was a cute-as-hell friend of hers, worked with her. Younger by five years or so. Also not interested in him, he’d quickly come to discover.

“He really can’t keep up, can he?” Josie quipped, eyes still fixed on the paved path ahead but privately addressing the tall, well-built brunette jogging alongside her.

“No I guess not…” Melissa answered with a thin smile, herself also well-focused on the run, “I kinda knew he’d...have trouble…”

Scott Hempsted had been an athlete, they both knew that. He’d played baseball and basketball back when he and Missy were in High School together, and was always considered half a jock (the other half? wiseguy). He’d claimed to keep himself in good shape, since then, but was hurtin’ for certain today, four-and-a-half miles in.

“Should we let him catch up?” Melissa asked, barely breathing heavy. She’d never really considered herself a runner, but the time she’d spent recently on treadmills at Evolution during her testing sessions had shown her what she was capable of these days.

It was nineteen miles, up and down the riverwalk, just last Sunday.

And Josie was obviously no slouch either.

“C’mon!!” the younger, lithe woman called, suddenly turning around and bouncing on her feet, jogging backwards for a moment to call for their male counterpart, “Can’t you keep up with two girls???” Her long ponytail bounced along as well, right in time with the joggling of her chest, which she caught him - even from twenty yards away, even in his exhaustion - ogling. Two sports bras were necessary for sure, now, to keep things in order.

When Josie turned back around, she and Melissa’s gazes met for a second, and they both smiled secretly at each other.

“Faster,” Josie urged.

People on the benches, couples on blankets, heard the two giggling as they picked up their pace.

“Hey…!” Scottie could have been heard, from behind, “Hey!!”

“So, Missy…” Josie began, starting to breathe a bit heavier now. This was a longer run for her, but she’d been able to keep up surprisingly well so far. “You heard about what...Randi and the other girls did with him last night?”

That gave Melissa a start. “Ah haha yes,” she answered, narrowing her eyes and unconsciously picking up the pace even a bit more, “after I left the office, they had some fun.”

“Fun?” Josie laughed, as they ran into a shady grove of evergreens, “I heard Marisela basically raped him.”

Nnnngh, Melissa nearly groaned, picturing it: him, Marisela, Amelia, Randi. Picturing his skinny little body trapped under their bigger ones. The image lit fires, and suddenly she could feel the strength, the vitality, the energy bulging and nearly bursting from the pounds and pounds of flesh she’d developed, the extra weight in muscle and fat that she carried now. It jiggled with mass as she ran, in her leggings, even under her three sports bras, all this. She knew it all had purpose, that she was growing like this for something. Someone.

He deserves the biggest. It should have been me.

Haha Missssssy c’mon he’s still m-married.

Yes but nnnngh nnnngh his little body pencil neck skinny arms legs like twigs compared to miiiiiine

Give it tiiiime

Get those papers siiiigned

Take his hand, hold his chin

Put his head in my fucking mouuu-

“Hey whoah…<pant, pant>… slow down..!” Josie laughed, stopping her friend from accelerating; she’d begun to quicken to a fuller sprint, and there was no way the younger woman was going to keep up that pace.

“Haha sorry..!”

The two ran in silence, at a more regular stride, emerging from the pine grove and back onto a path where they could see the river. They ran by a young family walking a dog; both girls felt the father’s eyes turn to them as they passed, and fall to their shapely behinds.

“Mommy she’s tall,” they heard the older child say in admiration, as they pulled away.

Both girls smiled. They ran.

“So, are you kinda…jealous?” Josie asked, eventually, as they jogged, “I mean, I totally am. I wish I was there…”

Melissa took a moment to feel the air filling her lungs, feel the strength in her legs. She considered her feelings, which she’d been having a harder and harder time reconciling these days. “Jealous?” she began, “well, maybe yeah a little..!” She let herself giggle. Melissa knew that her close friends - Randi, Amelia, Shanette, Josie here - understood how she felt about him.

“You love him?” Josie asked, plainly, through her breaths.

“I…I…” Melissa began, “I want to protect him…I want to take care of him…” They were back on the path aside the river; the sun felt nice, energizing. “But I also want to…I dunno…”

“Sit on his face?”

Melissa snorted.

“Break his hips??” Josie added, “Crack his ribs?”

“Haha kinda!” Melissa responded, “But I also want to…look in his eyes, know how he feels, know what he’s thinking…” She paused, felt the air filling her powerful lungs. “I think about him all the time.”

“So…you love him?”

After a moment’s thought, Melissa answered. “I guess I do…” she replied, with a secret little smile. She thought to herself, quietly, for a bit, and then spoke again. “The end’s right up here…”

The two young women reached the end of the trail, slowing to a gentle jog, then a walk, and finally a stop.  It took less than a minute for them to catch their breath. Both were positively glowing from the endorphin rush, the runner’s high that made their muscles ache in that oh-so-pleasant way.

“So you love him?” Josie beamed, a big smile that glittered with not only warmth towards her friend but something else, more mischievous, “Of course you do...we’ve all known it this whole time. You’re like a big, lovesick...I dunno...moo-cow…”

At that, Josie laughed playfully, darting away just in time as Melissa swatted at the space where Josie’s behind was just moments ago. “Stop it!!” the tall brunette laughed, as they heard someone calling to them.

“h-hey…<pant, pant, pant>...girls….girls..!” came a voice from behind. They each turned their heads, still giggling, seeing him just coming out of the pine grove. Scottie. Putting on a good a show as possible in his final yards and utter exhaustion, he finally staggered up next to them. His hands went to his knees, and he drew breaths in great gulps. “Whu...whu...wow…” he managed, “Good run, good run.”

“Yeah,” Melissa answered, head cocked, looking down at the poor guy.

He looked up at her. Josie had begun stretching to loosen the building tightness in her legs and calves. Both girls barely looked like they’d broken a sweat, and he was about to puke. Still, eventually his voice came back to him, and he figured this was as good a time as any. “So, heh heh, uh, Shanette. <gasp, gasp>?” he asked “...is she…seeing anyone?”

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[janekfan]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28583328

“Thanks for coming, Tim.”

“‘Course, Marto.” Tim looked past him to the man loosely curled up on the couch, propped up on several pillows and looking worse for wear.

“I’m sure he’d be okay, I just--”

“I understand.”

“You know how disoriented he can become with fevers and it’s been so high today.”

“It’s alright.”

“It’s your night off is what it is!” Martin pinched the bridge of his nose. “I’ll make it up to you, I promise.” Shaking his head and chuffing a laugh, Tim gripped both his shoulders and squeezed.

“Martin. I promise, it’s okay. We’ll watch bad telly and Jon will sleep and everything will be just fine.” Still conflicted, Martin knelt beside Jon and schooled his expression into a soft smile before pressing a kiss to his hot forehead.

“Hey, love.”

“Martin?” Breathless, Tim remembered Martin saying something about a bad chest cold. “Work, habibi?” He nodded, levering him up when one cough turned into two into three, four, and Jon waved away questioning, fussing hands. “M’alright, darling.” He clearly wasn’t convinced. “The sooner you leave for work, the sooner I’m rid of Tim.”

“You know you love me.”

Jon’s eye roll was near audible and it felt good to tease and be teased back. With all the hurt they’d dealt each other in the past, the rekindling of their friendship had been fraught with setbacks as their wounds healed into scars.

They said their goodbyes, Martin giving instructions even as he was shoved out the door by Tim, who flipped the lock and joined Jon on the couch.

“Budge up.” Grumbling, Jon sat forward and let Tim take the place of all the pillows. “What docs have you been watching?”

“You said they’re boring.” Despite the faux vitriol in his tone, Jon shoved Tim like a particularly lumpy body pillow until he was in the most comfortable position before attaching himself to his side.

“Yeah, but the sooner you’re asleep, the sooner I can watch ATLA reruns.”

“Tiiiim.” Jon whined, body language belying his irritation.

“You love it.” Ruffling his hair, Tim offered him his mug of tea and another tablet, shutting down his whinging. “Gets worse at night. Don’t make me call Martin.”

“You wouldn’t.” But he downed both quickly, exacting revenge by knocking the air out of Tim when he crashed back down. They fell into an effortless silence and, sure enough, Jon was out like a light barely half way through, snoring just the slightest bit and probably drooling all over him; easy to ignore now that he had his own kids. True to his word, Tim switched to something more interesting, trailing firm fingers up and down Jon’s side when he became restless just episodes in, noticing suddenly a pair of dull brown eyes, half lidded and glassed over with fever staring up at him in confusion.

“Hey, bud.” Barely a whisper, trying to gauge where he was at and if he’d drift off again on his own.

“T’Tim?” Filled with awe and damp with tears, Jon’s voice shook. “You, you’re alive.”

Aw, hell.

“That I am.” He tried to will the sleep back into him but Jon’s stubbornness wasn’t having it.

“B’but why. Why are you h’here?” And as soon as the last syllable slipped past his lips static rose in a tide to envelop them. As it crescendoed, Jon’s eyes went round as saucers, welling with the panic seizing up his limbs and causing him to tremble and shake. Tim let it wash over him, giving in without a fight at the same time Jon scrambled to mitigate the damage he was sure he’d done.

“Martin asked me to watch you.”

“I, I, I’m sorry, I--” A too-fast breath caught ragged in his chest and he doubled over, choking on frantic apologies and fear. This had happened before, back when things were still fraught between them. Fever and illness loosened Jon’s grip on the Beholding and Tim knew he hadn’t meant to compel him but he was already somewhere else, too far away for any reassurances to reach.

“Easy, easy, I know. It’s alright.” With one arm Tim pulled him out of his contorted knot, reaching for Jon’s inhaler at the same time, shaking it hard and murmuring encouragement until he was able to draw a tight half lungful of air between chattering teeth. “Okay, I’ve got you, I’m not upset.” He splayed his fingers over Jon’s breastbone, running his thumb back and forth over his sweat damp shirt. “Deep breath and hold.” In a practiced tandem left over from so long ago Tim depressed the button and Jon inhaled and held until it exploded from his chest. “One more time.” And thank god it came easier because Tim did not want to call the station and explain to Jon’s husband how he sent him tailspinning into a panic attack. Later. But not now. For now, he listened to the push/pull of oxygen finally flooding into Jon’s system, felt the overwarm draught ghosting against his throat as he collapsed into him, lax and loose. “Good job, buddy.”

“Tim...are we…?” Jon shifted, sighed, hot forehead resting on his neck.

“Shh, just relax. You’re not well, and in a minute we’re gonna do something about it, but for right now, just rest.”

“Tim?” Martin was kicking off his boots and stripping himself of his uniform before he even made it to the sitting room. “How is he?” Immediately, he began fretting over him, waking him when he went to check his pulse, test his temperature.

“Mmm.” Petulant, Jon turned his face into Tim’s jumper, fingers twisting up in the wool as he tried to escape Martin’s poking and prodding. “M’fine…”

“He’s fine, Martin. Probably more than ready for bed.” Untangling him, he nudged Jon forward so Martin could gather him up, smiling when Jon wrapped spindly arms around his neck. “Had an ‘accident’ during a spike, but he probably won’t remember it.” Fond, Tim ran a hand over his head.

“I can’t thank you enough. Can’t imagine where he would have wandered off to with me at work and Em away.”

“Anytime, Marto. Now, put him to bed, he’s a damned limpet like this. You’ll never get anything done if he doesn’t sleep it off.” Tim let himself out, contemplating his copy of their key before locking the door behind him.

#TMA #The magnus archives #emma au #jon sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #everybody lives au #fluff #sick fic #caretaking #fever #accidental compulsion #jmart #jonmartin #can be read as #jontim #if you choose #at least the image #return of the sunflower couch!!! #tim stop using jon to hold the remote in reach

[kiwibirbs-library]

Could you do headcanons for kiri and bakubabe for going to their gfs dance recital and she does this dope hip hop dance where she does a lot of flips and stuff and then she gets an award for “flipping out” or “when in doubt, flip out!”

Thank you so much!! I really like your writing!!

a/n: love... you smart.... like BIG BIG brain love wow I love this so much omg I used to dance and whenever I did something good I felt so cool ahhh

Pairing: kiri x reader, bakubabe(heh) x reader

Warning: ahem the jealousy from others cause you got yourself a whole ass meal sitting in the front row for you.

Katsuki Bakugou

BABE WAIT WHY HE LOOK SO SAD THERE AHHH

Ahem

So when you first told him about your recital he was confused

Like why was he not told earlier about you finding a place to practice in for real

He knew you could dance but didn’t know you were with a group ya know

SO

you give him the date and tell him all the info and he brushes it off

Ya know the classic ‘ok?’ Attitude

You smiled knowingly cause you knew ain’t gunna miss this

You know he likes watching you dance

You’re not blind

You see him staring at your ass

Bb AINT good at hiding That

Ahem anywayzzz

Skip to ✨the✨ night

He texted you when he got there but you were getting hastled backstage and couldn’t go and say hi

He was chilling on his phone while the audience started filing in

You did look through the side curtain to see him

You smiled at the fact that he actually tried to dress nice

Kiri and denki definitely didn’t help him idk what you mean

He definitely did NOT call his parents to ask what cloths to wear huh???

Anyways your called back as the lights dim and the acts start going up

The little groups and you get classes went up and did their thing

And then the solo section came up

You heard your music start and the lighting that was planned went off and you ran out

Dancing helped hero training and hero training helped dancing dude

Mina taught you this flip that you put into this

You pulled that out and WENT OFF

HIT EVERY BEAT LIKE A BOSS LOVE

LOOKING HOT AS SHIT AND PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS NOW

Bakugous is just sitting there dumb struck

He loves watching you dance but watching you with the lights and everything

Literal Angel from a world other than here to him

For the first time he could NOT stop smiling

tiiiime skip

It’s right at the end now and they were having everyone do their little bows and doing some annual awards the have

You weren’t expecting much but then they call your name

“Y/n L/n wins the ‘Flipped Out’ medal for this year performers!”

You walk out with a smile

BAKUGOU HAS HIS CAMERA OUT MAN

Like he’s trying to hide it but you see it and send it a wink

MANS FELT HIS HEART STOP FOR A HOT SEC BEFORE SMILING A RARE SMILE AT YOU

And that’s the story of why you were bright red in your team photo

When you found each other he gave you such a nice hug

Like he’s not the best with giving hugs and they’re normally really awkward cause he’s not good at it

But this one

Melted your heart man

Your teacher literally wen tip to you and said some of the girls recorded it cause it looked like one of those background videos for the Twitter posts or quotes on TikTok

You know what I’m talking about

No denying it

At the end you both walked back to the dorms together and he got you food

You talked about how you learned all those things and he would snip back with his comments TM

still by the end of the night you were fully knocked out on his bed when he came and kissed your cheek

“I’m proud of you babe. You looked like a badass,” he smiled before joining you

Ahhh sorry I’m not the best with writing for him I’m working on it

Kirishima Ejirou

MANS COMES TO EVERY PRACTICE WITB YOU DO HE FOUDN OHT WHEN YOU FOUND OUT

This one you were doing with two others as a group so be would sit and watch you three as you worked out a routine and met for practices

He brought snacks and drinks

Full mom I MEAN MANLY DAD mom MOVE THERE

Anyways

Your teachers know him so well he was basically back stage with you untill he needed to leave

He would have stayed but bb wanted to record

Ugh I’m sorry I I’m such a sump for this mans

Ok so your music starts right and he bolts up ready

You and your friends came out and did your unison sections before the solo sections started

When you were up you ran down stage and did you thing

You had refused to show kiri this so he was excited lol

Mina had taught you somethings and Sero had taught you some hip movements and you were READY

WHEN I SAY YOU ALMSOT MADE THIS MAN HAVE A NOSE BLEED

He knew right away that Sero taught you some of those moves

He definitely tackled him when you got back

Time skiiiip

So

Your name gets called right for the flip medal cause damn

YOUR TEACHER MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH HIM

PAUSES

CALLS HIM ON TO FUCKING STAGE

AND HE GAVE YOU THE MEDAL

AND A KISS ON THE CHEEK

YALL NOW HAVE A OHOTO OF IT IN THE LITTLE HALL OF THE DANCING BUILDING AND IN YOUR ROOMS CAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE FLIPPED AT IT

Could’ve gone viral on tik tok

Probably did

Now trending on the couple snap stories

Ahem

He gave you a rose as you guys walked back to the dorms and helped you put it in a cup before you crashed

“I’m so lucky,” he literally giggled to himself as he spun in his chair before crawling in with you

#mha #my hero academia #mha x reader #kirishima #kiri #kirishima ejirou #mha kirishima #kirishima x reader #kirishima eijirou x reader #kiri x reader #bakugou #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugou katsuki #my Bakugou #boom boom boy #bakubabe

[jothrpmemes]

Cucumber Quest Sentence Starters #7

CHAPTER 3: THE TITLE MATCH - PART 1

“I… never wanted you to see me like this.”

“This… is lower than I ever dreamed to go.”

“The spirit of limbo never dies!”

“I don’t know where you think you’re going, but you might wanna make it a history class.”

“You’ve got to let me dress for the occasion, at least.”

“You wouldn’t celebrate your own wedding, [name].”

“Suppose… Suppose we just did that again.”

“Listen to me, asking for favors. As if I were your friend.”

“Well, I… I only wanted to say that… I understand how you feel. About all of this, I mean.”

“Oh, I’m hopeless, asking for favors again… But I’d like you to hear me out.”

“You might think I’m going soft on you. But I haven’t given up. Not yet.”

“I really mean that, you know.”

“I detest that sweater. But I like the way you think.”

“What’s the matter, [name]? You don’t think I’m princess material?”

“Oh, thank goodness you’re still with me.”

“My, aren’t you a charming one. I almost wish I could return the compliment.”

“Is that how foolish you think I am?”

“I do as the darkness commands.”

“I’m not here to make friends! I’m here to win!”

“Why does this strange child think I’m their father?”

“You’re looking at a man who cares deeply about his finances.”

“You stole 70 salt packets from a burger chain because you said it’d save money on groceries.”

“Tell me you’ve got good news.”

“Don’t look so pathetic, dear. You’re breaking my heart.”

“These things happen. I’ve been in your place enough times to know.”

“It’s all in a day’s work for [OWN NAME], CHAMPION OF… underwear. Hmmmm.”

“You did everything you could to save me, and that’s all that matters.”

“Oh, the kid from earlier? He ran into the wilderness during our ad break. Screaming.”

“JUST ADMIT THAT WAS COOL!!”

“I’m not here for this thing… I’m here for YOU.”

“I knew you were chicken.”

“You’re gonna have to do better than that this tiiiime…!”

“You’re seriously never gonna beat me, though.”

“We keep running into each other, don’t we?”

“How bold you have grown, [name].”

“It was not an act of pity that spared your life then. Make no mistake of that.”

“If we just talk, there’s got to be some way we can come to an understanding.”

“How many times have I heard those words?”

“Give me a break! It’s just a trick!”

“This was a mistake.”

“You have forgotten what I am.”

“Do you know nothing of mercy?”

“You are more pitiful than I imagined.”

“Continue this folly if you must, [name]. It will change nothing.”

“I get that we almost DIED!!”

“I just don’t want you to… y'know?”

#cucumber quest starters #rp starters #sentence starters #mine

[volpestarks]

quick landscape colour studies

#*art #*sketches #u can pinpoint the precise moment i ran out of tiiiime

[autoplaysdigimon]

Top Five Villains

HERE WE GO, THE FUN LIST.

#5 Gatomon

Controversial, maybe, to have her be on the Villains list as well, but she was a villainous character for a while.

I’m a real sucker for a good redemption storyline; failing that, at least a turncoat character. While Gatomon didn’t really commit any real atrocities onscreen to atone for later in the story, she still proved a fun villain while she was one. She was no nonsense, efficient, knew exactly what she was doing... if she’d stayed on Myotismon’s side, she could have been a real force to be reckoned with. One of the things that I’d have really liked to have seen explored more in this series was Gatomon’s time with Myotismon, and how much she’s changed since then.

Plus there’s something so weirdly entertaining about a group of creepy, ominous, obviously evil monsters and then a small white kitty cat who’s just as dangerous as them.

#4 Myotismon

This guy.

When this guy came onto the scene, the entire show changed. Devimon’s arc was fun, if a little generic; Etemon’s was very similar with a different villain, and then Demidevimon’s arc came along and we got a fun, goofy villain who can’t Evil properly. Even so, we knew he was following orders from a higher power, and Myotismon’s eventual appearance changed the dynamic from “Team Rocket Fools Children Repeatedly” to “oh shit an actual vampire is going to kill us”. And then the whole Eighth Digidestined thing happened... Plus, that #aesthetic, amirite? 

To tie into Gatomon’s thing up there, the Eighth Digidestined arc was one of the best of the season, if not the best. Taking the fight to the Real World made it more, well, real. It was fun as hell watching the parents interact with the Digimon, both good and bad, and finding out exactly what the kids had been up to lately. The kids watching their families getting dragged into the fight was TOP. NOTCH. Plus Myotismon actually knew what he was doing as a villain so.

He knew to go after the one kid without protection. He knew how to cut everything off effectively. He did take a shot at some of the kids when they were on their own, instead of thinking only of killing Kari. Death didn’t stop him the first time. Even when he pulled the classic villain “You Have Outlived Your Use” thing and killed his own minions, it was on Digimon who had already turned against him, like Wizardmon, Pumpkinmon, Gotsumon and (arguably) Darktyrannomon.

(No, wait, they’re still alive because he sent them to his Dungeon, isn’t that RIGHT DUB TEAM.)

(Even though pieces of them were left behind and dissolved on their own.)

(No, I’m still not over that.)

#3 Ogremon

Another redeemed villain! I just like them, okay

Maybe it’s just me, but just the act of Ogremon turning good at the end made me like him. He was a little bit generic in the Devimon arc, though at least he had the feud with Leomon to make him interesting. (Any logical reason to that, by the way? Was it just that we had these two Digimon who could fill in the character roles we’d set out for them? Nothing mythological about lions and ogres hating each other or anything? No? Okay then.)

All Ogremon really did in that first arc was serve as the henchman. He made some... interesting choices, and then he was absorbed into Devimon for power. And then he came out of the back of Devimon’s knee. Sure. When Devimon was defeated, he ran screaming off into the distance, shaking his fist and yelling “NEXT TIME, GADGET. NEXT TIIIIME.” The very act of bringing him back when he wasn’t employed by the Big Bad of the moment made him an interesting character, who had to atone for what he did. I’m a sucker for redemption, like I said, and the best part of it is watching them go soft.

Plus, how great is it to have multiple conflicting alliances within a group? When Leomon returned, even though Ogremon was firmly on the Digidestined side now, he had absolutely no problems with trying to immediately murder Leomon. There’s nothing wrong with that, right? They’re rivals, it’s just natural! He’s also kind of a shithead in general, even still.

Also, Ogremon is incredibly hard to draw. I’d just like to bring that up.

Okay, next!

#2 Etemon

HE’S A MONKEY WHO TALKS LIKE ELVIS, NEXT QUESTION.

But for real, Etemon is such a fucking great villain. Great character all around, I’d love a version where he was an ally or something, but how else would we get the trademark Elvis-laugh-turns-into-villainous-laugh thing that Etemon has going?! Come on, that’s great.

Devimon’s villainous style was one of corruption; he wasn’t all that powerful on his own, but by using the Black Gears he could build his own damn forces and control small areas. He only managed to control a handful of Digimon in the end. He was also taken out by a single Digimon in a single one-on-one, though you could argue that the others had weakened him by that point, they hadn’t really.

Etemon’s style was drastically different - he was far more comical, but far more dangerous. His introduction scene involved him panicking over the Digidestined already being in the area. He sang a lot, he cracked jokes, he threw childish tantrums, and again, he was a monkey who sounded like Elvis. There is nothing not awesome about this guy. And yes, he was deadlier - his main attack can undo Digivolutions and leave the Digimon vulnerable as hell. He ended up taking a couple of episodes to take out, only losing because another villain tried to sabotage him in the end.

And coming back partway through the Dark Masters arc as Metaletemon?! FUCK YEAH. Every pun he made, I laughed at and I don’t apologise for that. Even starting a series-wide tradition, he was stylish until the end.

Also he called Ikkakumon a goat that one time.

#1 Demidevimon

T H E  B A S T A R D  O R B

Nobody is surprised that he’s my #1, right? It was a close call between him and Etemon, but ultimately I just like Demidevimon’s arc more. We have Devimon and Etemon, as I discussed above. After that wave of villains who are dangerous because they’re powerful, we have one who is dangerous because he’s just a little bastard.

Demidevimon wasn’t strong. Most villains had their huge beatdown happen in the form of a Digimon Digivolving to Champion, Ultimate or Mega for the first time, Demidevimon had his when Patamon reached Rookie level again. In his debut episode. He was never a threat physically once the kids realised that he was not to be trusted. His arc came right after two arcs of the kids being stranded in this strange world together, only briefly separated - and then everyone was torn apart, and he could manipulate them individually. 

I’ve argued in the past that Demidevimon was a more effective manipulator than even Puppetmon, one of the Dark Masters, and I stand by it. Puppetmon managed to physically manipulate them with the dolls, sure, and he had Cherrymon convince Matt to attack Tai. But, uh, he didn’t exactly have to twist his arm very hard to get that to happen, and that was Cherrymon’s doing anyway. Plus you could argue that physically manipulating someone isn’t much of a social power as it is more a matter of strength. (also Puppetmon is more of a “play with them like toys” type, but still, being a literal puppetmaster, you’d think that manipulation was more of his domain than a BAT.) Demidevimon, however, managed to:

convince TK that Matt didn’t want him as a brother anymore and to ditch Tokomon

 nearly have TK, Tai and Agumon eat poisonous mind-wiping mushrooms

convince Digitamamon to keep Joe and Matt in the restaurant, simultaneously threatening Joe to help keep Matt there and sabotaged them constantly to manipulate them all further

trick Izzy and Tentomon into Vademon’s trap

tell the Gekomon and Otamamon about Mimi’s singing voice, somehow knowing that they’d end up hindering her progress somehow(???)

And, even after knowing that he’s an evil manipulating Digimon, he managed to convince Sora that she’d never manage to activate her crest, causing her to believe it in a self-fulfilling prophecy, even as she worked to sabotage his efforts otherwise.

I mean, apart from all that, I just like Demidevimon as a Digimon. He’s a tiny flying motherfucker and that’s great! He had some of my favourite lines, even his death was kind of tragically funny, and I have a clear bias when it comes to his voice acting, because I just like Derek Stephen Prince. He does it well! I don’t know how Demidevimon closes his eyes like that, though, those appear to be his pupils closing. I don’t even know.

Really, I just find great nostalgia in comical villains. They were all the rage back in the day, especially in children’s media. They’re still around sometimes - Doctor Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb, the Rubies from Steven Universe, the Ice King from Adventure Time, even Team Rocket from Pokemon are thriving still. Good, menacing villains are great and all, but where’s the fun?

Honourable Mentions

Scorpiomon, who probably benefited the most from the dub’s style - his constant cried of “hey, stop it, come baaaack” while chasing Joe and Mimi are more remnicient of a kid trying to get his toy back from the bully who just took it away from him than someone trying to murder children, and that’s just fucking hilarious.

Mimi, when she was briefly an antagonist in that one episode. Just as I really like Heel-Face turns, I really like Face-Heel turns, even temporarily, and even as petty as this whole thing was. It was the perfect trap for her, who just craved the comfort of home, and who could be easily confinced to go for more. And it was the perfect trap because she was the jailor and the jailed at the same time, trapped as long as her own selfishness would allow. It was one of my favourite episodes.

Datamon, who had his own agenda and didn’t care that he was stepping on Etemon’s toes to get what he wanted. Just like Leomon and Ogremon had conflicting alliances on the protagonist’s side, Datamon and Etemon were opposing forces on the antagonist’s side, and multiple villains fighting each other are always fun to see.

Actually, Etemon later fought Puppetmon as Metaletemon, didn’t he? Wow, dude just doesn’t get along with other villains.

Gizamon. Give them more lines, you cowards.

The Dark Masters, as a whole. Just as Myotismon changed the entire tone of the show, these guys took the entire first half of the show and murdered every safe thing about it. They immediately started playing with the Digidestined, fully intending to off them all right then and there as a team. They were competent, for the most part - only failing when they were forced to split up, and their dirty tricks could be dismantled one by one. I’ve never seen a more co-operative group of antagonists, who never tried to dethrone each other and take everything for themselves.

And okay, sure, Kokatorimon. Purely for this.

Dishonourable Mention

Apocalymon.

Look, dude, I’m sorry, you’re cool and everything, but where the fuck did you come from? We killed Piedmon, it’s over, no, wait, here’s one last guy, no wait he’s dead, nevermind. What?

The fact that Apocalymon didn’t get any fanfare before being dropped on the Digidestined without warning made him seem like an afterthought, like the writers forgot their own endgame until they got there. Even if there had been a mention of the effect that caused his existence before he showed up - a “hey, did you know that not every Digimon survives Digivolution? Their data just gets deleted or something,” really would have helped, but even then. 

Apocalymon’s existence in the show really highlights how disjointed the series as a whole is - Devimon has no relation to Etemon, who has no relation to Myotismon, who has no relation to the Dark Masters, who have no relation to Apocalymon. The kids face a constant load of “okay, so we beat this guy and we can go home, right? ...no, maybe this guy??” where every new villain is dropped on the like a hot potato, making their first appearance in less time after their existence is revealed in less time than it takes to heat up said hot potato. Myotismon is the only one who gets any decent buildup before his first appearance before the children, and he’s often said to be the best villain of the show, so see how that works?

Digimon Adventure is the story of a bunch of kids who were brought to the Digital World to take care of one guy, and hey, while you’re here, we’ve also got some sort of demon on this island causing trouble, and there’s this monkey threatening us, and also a vampire, and then these four have joined together... It was a fun adventure, and I love that it could be part of my childhood and my life, but wow it really needed a more cohesive throughline for the story.

I hate to leave this post on a negative note, because it was full of mostly nice things, so here’s another picture of the bastard orb.

Hahahaha, oh you silly little man.

#digimon #digimon anime #digimon adventure #auto plays digimon #auto watches digimon adventure #character analysis

[catboyygf]

FUCK I gotta have something to make me feel like a real person!!!!! I RAN OUT OF MEDS FUCK this is so scary miss hey google can you play will calls grizzly bear nono play unchained Melody please it goes whoaaa my love my darling I've hundreds for your touch a long lonely tiiiime hhm it smells like yogurt in the room now I'll be right back

[mssjynx]

MiniCat NSFW and 16????

alpha / beta / omega au

minicat drabble

16. We’ve been best friends forever but I moved away for two years. Now we’re tipsy at my welcome back party and we’ve been dancing really close. If you keep looking at my lips I won’t be able to hold back much longer.

warning: slight nsfw

a/n; some of these are ending up only partially nsfw i hope thats okay! i dont have the energy to write full smut each time ^.^;

At four years old they found themselves in a sandbox with one another. Their older siblings dated all throughout primary school and it seemed they couldn’t spend a single day without one another.

Going into high school, Craig cried until his mother enrolled him in the same school as his best friend. In year nine they both got girlfriends, both fresh young betas. After three months, Tyler wasn’t dating again and after six months, Craig had traded in his girlfriend for a boyfriend instead; an alpha.

In year twelve they ended their year with no relationships and started planning a trip to Europe together in the following year.

That trip never happened. Craig got a scholarship offer in Europe. To refuse it would be ridiculous so he had to say his goodbyes and book a plane ticket.

Two years later, he was on a flight home.

He was tired; exhausted, by the time he was dragging his feet up the path to his family home. The lights were out despite the cars in the driveway and it was only barely six p.m.. The spare key was where it always was.

Door open. Lights on. A wave of mixed familiar scents. Then people jumped out from behind ever corner and piece of furniture, shouting unintelligible words with huge smiles on their faces. His mother reached him first as someone hit play on the radio, party poppers going off light fireworks in the room. Arms thrown around his shoulders with a squeal of glee.

“You’re home!” His mother’s cry deafened his right ear as he scooped her up in a hug. “Oh my Gosh, I’ve missed you!”

He laughed, swinging her around with a grin. “I missed you too, Ma!”

Then the party began.

There were at least forty people in the house, all crammed together sharing loud music and copious amounts of booze. Craig’s mother dipped out quickly, knowing that by the looks of it, there would be no peaceful sleeping for the sober. This many alphas, betas and omegas all in the same place was like a breeding ground and there no doubt would be several rooms occupied by the end of the night.

Craig was engulfed in hugs; friends and friends of friends, pressing drinks into his hand and convincing him to down far more alcohol than he should have. Within two hours he was crammed in the living room, dancing and swaying with friends he hadn’t spoken to in forever.

The first time he ran into Tyler, the world was already spinning. “Holy shit you’ve grown!” he’d gasped as he fell right against the man. Taller. Broad shoulders. Muscles and facial hair. His scent was even more intoxicating. He smiled goofily up at his best friend who wore confliction across his face. “I’ve missed youuu,” he cooed, ignoring the two Irish idiots snickering on the side.

“You haven’t texted in a year.” Blunt response. A voice Craig had missed for two whole years and he managed to block out the scent of distrust.

“I got- I got so busy,” he slurred, giggling to himself at how ridiculous his voice sounded while so drunk. He pressed in closer to his best friend, cheek to his shoulder as he beamed up at the man who he’d known since he was only a boy. “And you got a girlfriend!” he accused, jabbing a finger to his chest and laughing at the shocked look in Tyler’s eyes. “Got all… jealous th’t she had all your tiiiime. What was she? Omega?”

“We broke up a few months ago.” Tyler’s voice sounded so far away as Craig tugged on his hands, leading him to the crowd of drunken dancers.

“Oh good!” In the back of his mind, he told himself that perhaps he sounded a little too cheerful about that fact. “Dance, dance, dance,” he sung, swinging himself back and forth as Tyler followed, hands in his.

“You’re hammered,” Tyler told him, slinging an arm around his back to stop the floor from rushing up to meet him. Craig only laughed, throwing his own arms around Tyler’s shoulders and hugging him close. “Absolutely smashed,” he muttered and Craig didn’t let the older man look away.

Despite seeing four eyes instead of two it didn’t change how bright and blue they were. How bright and blue they always had been. They flickered with joy, rolling with a kind of affection and care that no one else noticed in the hardened lines of Tyler’s face. Craig noticed. Craig always noticed.

“When you smile like that I wanna kiss you!” The words rolled out of his mouth without him even realising it and he found himself spinning in an awkward circle in search for who would have spoken the words. When his eyes returned to Tyler there was a different look in his eyes.

One of surprise, disbelief, a smidgen of concern and fear and perhaps something that the intoxication didn’t let him read to clearly.

Then the hands in his were pulling and Craig was helplessly following his best friend out of the room and into the empty hallway. “You want to kiss me?” Tyler asked, voice still but unreadable.

Craig giggled, nodding as he asked: “Did I say that?” At Tyler’s unimpressed look he tripped forward and found himself pressing Tyler to the wall. “Every time I kissed Charlie I pretended I was kissin’ you!” he exclaimed, childish glee swelling in his chest at the smile that lifted Tyler’s lips.

“You sure it ain’t the alcohol talking?”

“The alcohol isn’t making me hard,” he uttered, cheek falling to Tyler’s chest again as he giggled up at the man. The red blush that prickled his face and shoulders was a beautiful look on the man and he settled his hands over Tyler’s.

“You’re crazy.” The laugh was a breathless one and Craig couldn’t not fall a little bit more in love.

“Crazy for youu,” he cooed, giggling as he squeezed the hands under his. “D’you remember where my bedroom is?” he asked, seeking out those beautiful eyes once more.

Tyler didn’t wait any longer, “Do you?” winding his fingers through the drunken Brit’s and leading him down the hall. “C’mon, focus on climbing the steps for me.”

“I’ll focus on- on climbing you.” Craig giggled as he went, stumbling on every second step and pushing Tyler through his door. He attempted a sexy climb but stumbled, falling on his back on the mattress instead and cackling up at the man who shook his head above him. “C’mere!” he exclaimed.

“I think you’re far too drunk to make any smart decisions right now,” Tyler chuckled, taking a seat beside the hysterical beta who was rolling around on his own bed for the first time in two years.

Craig’s smile was broad, pushing awkwardly up to sit. “Not too drunk for a kiss!”

Tyler shook his head. “You sure it ain’t the alcohol talking?” he asked, not shrugging off the hand that Craig trailed up his bicep. He tilted his head, smiling sweetly as he dropped his eyes to the little smile on Tyler’s lips.

“Kiss me, please?” he asked, nibbling on his bottom lip.

Tyler shook his head, a laugh following the roll of his eyes before he leaned into the hand pressed to his cheek. “If it’ll make you shut up,” he joked, before finally dropping to press his smiling lips to the grin on Craig’s face.

Almost instantly, Craig’s hands were gripping his shoulders like if he let go, he’d lose everything in the moment between them. He hooked an ankle around Tyler’s thigh, pulling him close as he leaned back into the mattress. He keened as Tyler followed, mouth fit against Craig’s like it was his only source of oxygen and his hand on Craig’s cheek made him even dizzier than the alcohol.

The mattress shifted, weight pressing in over Craig and he spread his legs to make room for Tyler’s body atop his. Hands on his those broad shoulders slid up the side of his neck, fingers tangling in his hair and tugging as he slid his foot ankle up the backside of Tyler’s leg. “Tyler,” he gasped as their mouths parted for a half-hearted inhale and he giggled as kisses trailed across his cheeks and jaw.

He managed to get both legs hooked over Tyler’s hips, pulling him closer to settle deep between his thighs. With a needy rock of the hips, he was sparking in his gut and feeling Tyler’s low hum against the column of his neck.

“You’re so drunk,” Tyler laughed, the words mouthed against Craig’s jaw as he pulled Tyler’s bottom lip between his teeth, bucking his hips up and moaning breathily against Tyler’s tongue. “God, fuck me,” he sighed, sealing their mouths together and grinding his hips down hard and heavy.

Craig giggled, dropping hands to fumble at Tyler’s crotch. One hand cupping his arousal which he gleefully found hardening beneath that denim. “I was actually- actually thinking about doin’ this the other way ‘round,” he giggled, too lazy to even pull away from Tyler’s mouth to speak. “You can knot me if you’re good enough.”

Tyler snorted, pulling away to laugh. “No way, not while you’re this drunk,” he told the man, not stopping as Craig yanked off his shirt. “I’ll knot you if you still want me to when you’re sober,” he promised, mouthing down Craig’s throat.

Craig grinned, running his hands over the packed muscles of Tyler’s chest. “I’ve dreamt about you knottin’ me for years,” he purred, catching the way the alpha’s breath hitched against his collarbone.

“Sober,” he promised, Craig laughing at the growl edging his voice. “Now get your pants off so I can mark up your thighs,” he commanded and Craig laughed, biting back an eager whine.

He didn’t make his alpha wait any longer, gasping and moaning as hands spread along the underside of his thighs as Tyler buried his head between the beta’s legs. “Fuck,” he gasped, head rolling back. He was in for a great welcome home party.

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