#but I won’t say it

[lornrocks]

I think the younger folks in fandom need to understand something us fandom elders learned long ago: it doesn’t matter how nice or woke or cool the celebs involved in your fandom are. They are still bougie folks who make more money than you ever will and have privileges you never will. The sooner you stop giving a shit about what celebs do in their personal lives, the less you’ll be disappointed when they do something problematic. Because the thing is, I truly believe that once you get famous and make money in Hollywood, your brain becomes mush and you start to change the way you think. Suddenly stuff seems okay to you: taking private jets, buying expensive stuff, working with folks who are assholes, etc. they’re all naval gazing.

I can enjoy music by celebs who have private planes and I can watch actors who live in expensive mcmansions and I just repeat “remember, you have more in common with the folks living in motels down the street than these famous folks” because it’s good to keep perspective. Celeb worship gets us the last president we have, gross.

#real talk though #gen z being online 24-7 #is no different than our parents and grandparents watching Fox News all the time #y’all are rotting your brains #I mean it #stop pretending to be super positive all the time #and then suddenly turning on people #because everything is black and white #there is a specific fandom I mean here #but I won’t say it

[newjenns]

he changed so many rules about chat so quickly and i have no problem with them cause its his streams but it all happened so suddenly and i didn't understand

yeah 😭

#idr the exact time period it started #but he was really aiming to get one of those brain dead gamer boy chats like miz or xqc 😭 #and for what ! #i can tell u #but i won’t say it #cirque.du.soleil

[firephoenix23]

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

#can we get an F in the chat for my man Vox 😂 #I can imagine Vox like crying in his little incel tv room being why won’t Alastor say fuck you to me 🥺 #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #lucifer #hazbin vox #staticradio #radiostatic #sorry this isn’t my usual content but I couldn’t help myself #this show is wild

[simcardiac-arrested]

#i won’t even say who this is about. You already know #myart #We need to start oppressing people.

[lilislegacy]

look. either you agree with me or you don’t - either way it doesn’t matter - but i truly think that at some point - after time, a lot of heavy conversations, some yelling, and crying, and a whole lot of honesty and apologies from her parents - annabeth and her family would work things out and become semi-close. which means eventually percy would be on good terms with them too.

that said, you cannot convince me otherwise that at some point, probably soon after moving to new rome, percy gets into a screaming match with mr. and mrs. chase about how they treated annabeth. and he absolutely blows out the pipes of every house within a mile radius.

not because annabeth needs him to fight her battles. not because percy thinks he has to fight annabeth’s battles. but because he can’t even begin to grasp how someone could treat a child - their own child - like they treated annabeth. the man who was raised by sally jackson cannot even begin to fathom how they blamed their child for the danger that followed her, and then gaslit her when she went to them for help. he can’t even begin to understand how they put her brothers before her, because now that he has his own little sister, his mom has never been more clear about how much she loves him.

he’s gonna lose his shit.

(“what kind of father doesn’t do everything in his power to protect this child?” “it doesn’t matter that you didn’t sign up for it. it’s your fucking job.” “what kind of monster encourages her husband to turn his back on his 5 year old daughter?” “yeah you didn’t choose to have a child, but she didn’t choose to be born!” “what? did you hear that demigods don’t have long lifespans and were just waiting for her funeral so you could get on with your lives?” “what kind of parents make it clear to their daughter that their new babies are the priority? that she’s a danger to them? that they are more important?” “would you fall into hell to save her?… if your immediate answer isn’t yes, then making you a father was the dumbest thing athena ever did.” “she was a scared little kid. you were supposed to protect her.”)

the minute they try to defend themselves, the chases are getting soaked. and part of that is from peeing their pants with fear becasue we all know how terrifying percy is when he’s angry. and nothing makes him angrier than someone who’s hurt the girl, the woman, who is his entire world.

you cannot convince me otherwise. don’t even try.

#percy is gonna lose his shit #someone has to say it #and annabeth won’t #it’s canon to me #i want to sob for annabeth #but i really do think they would all make up eventually and get along well #annabeth chase #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #percabeth #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians

[ghostdrinkssoup]

nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them

#s1 from hannibal’s pov is the funniest shit ever he’s like I think I want a friend… I’ve never felt like this before… #I guess ​the only way to deal with this is to set his brain on fire #and then is shocked when will tells him the light of friendship won’t reach them for a million years #and spends the rest of the show trying to communicate how he feels without EVER SAYING ANYTHING DIRECTLY #the only way to do the miscommunication trope right #hannibal is literally just some guy and he’s so emotionally constipated he can’t even ask a guy out #zero swag and zero rizz but he still somehow gets will in the end #the show is a romcom !! #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks

[knowlesian]

not to be an old cranky leftist but going forward i think those of us who live in the us need to remember a protest is not a group powerwalk to register polite disapproval with those in power

a protest is an implied threat. a protest says there are a lot of us, and we do not like what you’re doing. we are giving you a chance to course correct before we take things to the next level.

if there’s no shared commitment to the potential of moving to that next level: a protest is useless and essentially just public performance art.

#it’s suss out real priorities o’clock #if you wouldn’t risk yourself for the cause i’m not gonna tell you what to do #i will say a principle you won’t stick your neck out for isn’t actually a principle

[quail-in-red]

Little comic I did for @basiatlu’s hp drawtober prompt “necromancy”

#boshhptober2023 #drarry #fanart #drarry comic #don’t mess around with raising the dead my friends #I mean who’s to say you won’t accidentally summon any random soul in your vicinity

[chloesimaginationthings]

I just love wills adorable middle finger

I just know this dude, despite being springlocked, is grinning to himself that he never paid Mike 💀

#ask reply #his literal last fuck you to Mike Schmidt #I say last as if he won’t come back #that’s like his whole thing #truly what is his problem #(so many things is his problem) #lil William as a treat maybe I’ll draw him again soon we’ll see 🙏🏾

[jabesa0]

Champagne bubble bath 🫧🥂

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obm #mammon obey me #obey me mammon #mammon #obey me fanart #obm mammon #when I see my beautiful bathing I jump right in #if mammon was waiting for me like this #let’s just say bathtubs won’t be called bathtubs anymore 😈😈 #smirks and wipes drool from mouth #anyways my wife needs his breasts washed I must depart at once

[acepalindrome]

Thinking about Wyll treating Astarion to a whole courtly romance, really properly wooing him, and Astarion is so annoyed that it’s working on him. He hasn’t dreamed about marrying a Prince Charming since he was 13! He’s too old and bitter to believe people can actually be that good!

But then here comes Wyll. Charming, chivalrous, gallant Wyll, so genuinely good and kind, like something out of a fairy tale. It’s infuriating. Astarion tries so hard to scoff at Wyll kissing his hand and teaching him ballroom dancing (or maybe helping him relearn it? did he ever dance before he was turned?), but on the inside he’s twirling his hair and kicking his feet and doodling ‘Mr. Astarion Ravengard’ in his journal surrounded by hearts.

#baldur’s gate 3 #wyllstarion #astarion has a whole ‘i won’t say im in love’ musical number over wyll

[writeouswriter]

Look, look, some of the deepest, most intricately detailed, real and profound media I’ve ever seen is also the stupidest, most ridiculous and strangest media I’ve ever seen, promise me you’ll get real weird with it

#writing #writeblr #relatable #writer things #tv shows #books #movies #3 things in this category for me I’d say though one is strongest in my mind right now #I still won’t say its name but it lives in my mind rent free and I can’t evict it if I tried #tag things bestie tag things #textpost

[teehee-vibes]

Old habits die hard

#jrwi riptide #just roll with it #just roll with it riptide #gillion tidestrider #gillion jrwi #jrwi spoilers #jrwi riptide spoilers #this is so messy forgive me #I would say I’ll clean it up but #no I won’t #ooooooo I want an undersea arc so baddddddd #whether or not there’s a whole war or a takeover has already happened #I wanna go under da watah #I wanna see the elders BURNNNN #I know that the dunjon arc happened but I feel like some personal hellscape growth would be challenged by seeing them face to face #anyway #catch me crying in the club over gill #at all times always #tv’s art

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

#running from my responsibilities (drawing armour) by imagining post canon Kabru fashion #minor spoilers in the tags! #royal advisor Kabru’s office is probably overflowing with gifts from foreign dignitaries eyeing him up for marriage #and sacks of perfumed letters from Melini citizens #Marcille would be so sick of it #Laios also has his fair share of proposals #Yaad is like … boys spare us all and pick a suitable candidate already #well Yaad there’s a saying that goes two birds one stone #anyway lol #someone might have suggested to Laios ‘hey Kabru works so hard. you should show your appreciation.’ #Laios (blushing sweating): uuuh how do i do that #Marcille probably: i hear it’s customary to give your royal advisor flowers the same colour as their beautiful blue eyes #Laios: well if you say so #but he starts having second thoughts bcs what if the gift is too romantic #so then Laios is like oh i know i just won’t sign it (: #fool proof plan Laios good job #totally not taking into account that Kabru can recognize his penmanship at a first glance #so at their next meeting Kabru is like ‘i wonder who my secret admirer in the castle is 😉’ #and Laios sweats so hard he falls out of his throne #doesn’t Kabru of Melini have a nice ring to it #better yet …. Kabru Touden #much to consider #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #kabru #kabru of utaya #labru #if you squint #wasabi doodles