#but Satan saying he'll bang us

[lost-in-lamentation]

a moment of respite.

the brothers have nightmares, but you're there.

all brothers × gen!reader (separate. you/your).

belphegor;

sloth slips into your room without a sound, footsteps muffled against the floor as he climbs onto your bed. with more hesitance than usual, belphie places a hand on your shoulder, timidly shaking you until you blink your eyes open. he stares at you awkwardly, hints of shame and fear flitting across his expression, but as you hook your arm around his neck, belphie melts into your hold. sometimes, the one who is in charge of dreams needs someone else to take control.

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beelzebub;

not yet asleep, you hear shuffling and what sounds like sniffling coming from the kitchen. you can't deny the curiosity or the concern that bubbles up inside you, so you make your way over to find none other than beel. he rummages through the fridge half-heartedly, eyes lined with red and stifling the occasional sob. you step into the kitchen as you knock on the doorway to announce your presence. you walk up to him carefully, and as soon as you're in reach, beel grabs you and pulls you close, relieved that there is something other than food to bring him comfort.

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asmodeus;

the fifth born knocks on your door with the usual energy, but when you come face to face with him, you see the light in his eyes has been snuffed out. you invite him inside, guiding him to sit on your bed before flicking your lights off. only when asmo is confident that you can't see him do the tears begin to fall. you feel around in the dark for him, wrapping your arms tight around his waist as he clutches at your clothing. and even now, at his lowest, asmo now knows that you accept him today, and will accept him tomorrow, tears and all.

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satan;

the doorknob to your room turns with alarming speed, but as it quickly as it does, it returns to its original position, and you hear a soft rapping of knuckles instead of the click of a door. you call them to come in, and when satan finally reveals himself to you, you can't help but clamber off the bed to move towards him. there is anger, sorrow, confusion, and helplessness clouding his gaze, all brought together by the tears that slip down his cheeks. gently, you take his face into your hands, thumbs swiping away at the tears as he shows you that he is much more than just wrath.

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levi;

your phone wakes you up with a series of notifications, all coming from one place. you rush over to levi's room, reciting the password as quick as you can before pushing the door open. to your dismay, you find levi trembling in the tub he uses for a bed, his hands white knuckled as he curls in tightly around himself. your heart twists when he calls out your name, his voice smaller than usual. you pad over to the side of the tub, prying his hands away from himself to take them into yours, running your fingers over his as you remind him that you'll always be here.

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mammon;

the door is slammed open with a bang, your heart nearly jumping out of your chest when suddenly there is a pair of arms nearly choking you in their embrace. the light that floods into your room from the hallway reveals the head of white hair that is now pressed into your shoulder, and you realise quickly that your shirt is becoming damp. you take a second to ground yourself before bringing your own arms up to envelop mammon, one of your hands playing with his hair as you pull him down to lie next to you. mammon doesn't say anything, but you know he'll be okay as long as you don't let him go.

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lucifer;

lucifer doesn't bother to knock, and simply opens your door to find you sitting at your desk. when you see the fear that fills his gaze, you quickly shuffle over, coming to a stop in front of him. your own fear is mirrored in his eyes as you raise your hand to cup his face, the other slowly trailing down his side until it lands on his waist. at your touch, lucfier unravels, a quiet sob breaking free from his chest as lowers his head. you meet him in the middle, pulling him to rest his head on your shoulder. his heart, marred by everything that haunts him, finally feels clear as it beats in tandem with yours.

a/n: idk man i can't sleep

reblogs are really appreciated (´ω｀) ♡

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #lucifer #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmo #beel #belphie #obey me x you #obey me x reader #aris writes 🐈‍⬛

[d34dlysinner]

Whenever I think of WHB ,horny thoughts starts to appear sooooooooo…..

Can you pretty please do a hc of how the kings would eat you out?

(Sure XD)

- Female body, Eating out, fingering, biting/nibbling, spanking-

MINORS DNI

Satan pulls back from you as he allows his fingers to pump in you. Him eating you out is the same as him doing anything. It's somewhat aggressive, but also intimate and softer than usual when it comes to you. He made bite marks and hickeys all over your leg before diving in. Giving your slit an experimental lick while grinning at your actions. "Better not cover that mouth. I want to hear all of you.", he says before sucking softly on your clit meanwhile his hands travel along the marks on your legs. He placed your legs on his shoulders and kept them still as he started to get more aggressive. He nibbled, he sucked harshly and he fingered you roughly. Of course, he kept checking on you to see if you were alright with all of this. He would also lightly tap your clit when you're near. And he'll spank you sometimes of course since it's his kink. You'll know when he plans on doing it when his hands trace over your legs towards your ass.

Bonus 1: He'll bring his fingers to his lips and lick them off while degrading AND complimenting you. "You taste better than I imagined. Let's see how much more I can draw out of someone as sinful as you..."

Bonus 2: He would deny your orgasms. Especially if you're getting angry about it. He loves seeing you angry and needy.

Beelzebub wasted no time while eating you out. He kissed a path toward your privates before sucking harshly on your clit. He is the most aggressive when it comes to eating you out. Mostly because he loves the sounds you make and the way you taste. He glances up at you and makes eye contact with you. He prefers you to lie on your back so he could do this. It also makes it possible for him to do whatever he wants to do when eating you out. He usually lets his tongue do most of the work, but at times he'll use his fingers while sucking your clit, he'll then pull away and mock you for enjoying him this much. He even considers using his nose against your clit while his tongue penetrates you. He becomes faster and harsher when he feels that you're close. You'd think that he'd be done after making you cum once, but he actually loves doing this to you for a few rounds. He'll only stop when he feels painfully hard and needs to get off himself. "Enough of that. You can choose... Do you want to taste me or do you want to skip to me fucking your brains out?" He has some attitude, but it's most visible when he's feeling needy himself.

Bonus 1: He loves it when he feels your legs tighten around his face.

Bonus 2: If he had a face position to do this it would be 69. He just likes to feel your lips around him while he tastes you. But he also loves to make a mess out of you while holding himself back from actually banging you.

Leviathan is soft and caring when he does it, but still gets the job done. He kisses your tighs and at times leaves lovebites on them. He wants to hear you moan and praise him when he eats you out. Not because he thinks that he's bad at it, but because his jealousy gets the better of him. He NEEDS to know that he's doing good. He doesn't do this a lot, because he envies how much you enjoy it. The times that he does do it is when he feels like he needs to pleasure you more. All the other times he'll use his fingers. But he has to admit, he loves to see you look down at him when he's eating you out. At the same time, his jealousy would scream at him. He at times would wish that he was you in the moment. Or he wishes to be sucked off rather than him eating you out when he sees how much pleasure you have.

Bonus 1: He kisses your thighs and praises you when you cum. "Are you ready for something else now?", he'll say as he places a kiss on your thigh.

Bonus 2: He gets aggressive when eating you out if he was jealous before eating you out.

Mammon, the ass lover, needs you to bend down across the bed or on a desk. His horns, unlike the other three kings, make it somewhat hard for him to comfortably eat you out while you lay on your back. So, he pushes and bends you over a desk before kneeling down and spreading your ass cheeks and folds. Not only does he get to pleasure you and taste you, but he also gets a better view of your ass. It's a win for him. His hands would travel over your ass to your folds. Spreading them before leaning in for an experimental lick. A smirk appeared on his face when he heard you gasp. He dives in and sucks on your opening. he would use his tongue or fingers to penetrate you. It doesn't matter to him what he uses as long as he can make you cum. He does this a few times and uses his fingers to stretch you out. He sometimes teases you and would laugh when you try to move on his fingers or when you ask for more than his fingers. "I know that you're needy, but you need some preparation before taking all of me.", he'll say.

Bonus: he'll sometimes squeeze your buttcheeks.

#whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad? #whb asks #whb satan #whb beel #whb leviathan #whb mammon

[marathedemonoverlord]

You know the funniest thing about Obey Me I can't get out of my head is the idea that the Demons/Immortals probably are the type to catch feelings during One Night Stands with MC. Like we can have sex with them or ignore them but like they'll be like "OmD they love me." While MC just hits it and quits it.

Here I even got a rank for who'd catch feelings the most:

Diavolo (100% falls in love then gets shocked MC just says it's a "bit of fun"- How can Humans be so casual about this?! )

Lucifer ( He doesn't fuck easily so if he did he's loving pretty heavily and would be highkey offended MC is casual about it )

Mammon ( He's a simp he's gonna fall hard even if you sneeze in his coffee )

Leviathan ( Heard a headcanon he's a virgin... Don't hurt my boy like that tho 🥺 )

Satan ( He would fall. He's a romantic he would love MC even if they used him and beat himself over his feels )

Simeon ( Simeon's a strange case I feel like he'd love MC enough that he'd fuck but like if MC pulled away or just hit it up as one night stands he'd accept it because he wants MC happy and not fully committing to the love would make him feel better as an Angel )

Beelzebub ( I think he'd be okay with whatever MC wants casual or real but he'd REALLY want it to be real... )

Belphegor ( I wanted to put him higher but I like the idea Belphegor knows he has no right to want more from MC after murking them that one time )

Asmodeus ( He loves HARD but he's the Avatar of Lust. He'd never love anyone deeper but he'll survive with what you give him even if it's just banging out cheap ones )

Barbatos ( Dude is possessive but also serves Diavolo. He'd give you a one night stand then ditch YOU because Diavolo can't find his lucky footie pajamas. Sorry yalls Diavolo's your cockblocking child now )

Solomon ( He knows the score. He can follow the assignment's direction. He probably won't mind more but you know... Humans having casual sex and one night stands isn't something he's unfamiliar with )

Anyways what's your rankings?

#obey me #obey me musing #obey me musings #obey me brothers #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #Seriously tho kinda cute we have barely any MCs who are detached or have loveless sex around #It adds drama and i live off drama like a bottom feeder #Diavolo would be so upset tho... He had the marriage planned and everything when youve already got dressed and left #I like the loving MC tho... Romance is my drug

[lozplayer]

is this vore? or just gore? ig both🤷‍♀️

um i hope this is good, beel's jaw anatomy is a headcannon, not canon. it resembles ghat of a moray eel. (my fav animals😍)

angst-y, vore-y, gore-y

The Avatar of Gluttony was a sweet soul. Some argued that he was still the angel he once was, just with a monstrous appetite. To show just how much he cared about people, he used every ounce of self control to stop himself from devouring that teeny little human now living in his house. While at first, all he saw was a takeout bag, now he saw that, in his twin's absence, the little creature had a heart of gold and did everything they could to help him.

As for the human themselves, they were always told that Beel was perhaps the safest demon to be around. Just not when he's feasting. The Avatar if Gluttony is relentless, and on one fateful day, when something had to interrupt every single one of his meals, he lost it. The human's bedroom, being right next to the kitchen, could hear the banging of pans and the deep, primal growls of the beast. it was utterly terrifying.

Though, if our dear readers know anything about MC, they know that they have no sense of self-preservation. And as always, curiosity killed the cat. So there they were, sneaking their head around the kitchen door to see the nine foot tall creature covered in animal blood and shoving a carcass into his mouth. Until suddenly he stopped, and begun to sniff the air.

Blood.

Meat.

Food.

He turned around faster than any human world creature and pounced. his outer jaw came foreword and grabbed the human, while the inner jaw sprang from behind, it's razor sharp teeth piercing straight through the prey's abdomen, cutting his dear friend cleanly in half, their blood mixing with the animal's as it flows down his chin. Though this doesn't last too long, as the demon quickly swallows the human's lower half, slurping intestines down like spaghetti, and the top half close behind. He moved on his gluttonous rampage without thinking anything of it.

Until about five minutes later. It's worth mentioning that Beel is home alone, and has been the whole day, minus the exchange human. None of his brothers are aware if his feast. As Beel suddenly regains control of himself, he does a mull over of his blurry, foggy memories from the last hour or so. Everything seems normal, he'll just have to stop at Hell's Kitchen to replace the food he ate. no biggie. Wait, what was that thing he ate? Why was it moving? Was it a mouse? He can't quite tell. He hopes it's not one of Satan's cats, or he'll be yelled at for ages. He began to leave for the restaurant to restock the house when his memories clear up. Oh no.

Oh no.

If he had done anything else, slowed down or even sped up so they would have been swallowed whole, he could have still saved them. If only he had been thinking straight, or used a protection spell beforehand. When he was an angel, he was a protector and even now he still makes it his job to protect his family. So how could even his animalistic side do this? As he's panicking, he's sobbing. How could he do this to them? They were so sweet, and they had only checked up on him to make sure he was okay. How scared were they? How much did it hurt? But he had to protect his family. If he was outcasted, who would save them? He had to hide what he had done. He cleaned up every last drop of blood, restocked the fridge to perfection, and even planted texts between himself and MC, saying that MC had taken a walk and simply never returned. He broke their DDD and hid it in the woods, where no brother would find it. He feels horrible, but what can he do? Hiding his crimes and lying is the best thing he can do for the family, even if it leaves them all heartbroken for a few years, they'll soon forget all about their little exchange student, and everything will be right again, won't it?

#obey me vore #obey me #obey me angst #obey me beel #no beta we die like lillith #obey me gore #obey me mc #obey me gn!mc #obey me gn!reader #obey me x gn!reader

[2af-afterdark]

Now that all the devils plus Michael and Raphael have been revealed (and bonus Valefor, sorta) you gotta give us ur opinion on them/their kinks!!

I started answering this ask before I got the second one. Gonna cheat and combine the two~

Uhhh.... I made a list for the ones we already had a while ago. I have no idea where that list is now... It also may be outdated, so I guess I will make myself suffer again and give my (updated) opinions on these men after the game has come out.

First of all, I adore all of these men so far. They are all silly with a touch of dark undertones and dripping sexiness. I am down so bad for these men.

Gehenna

Satan - He's the boy. The man. Our chum. He is sooooo possessive. I love him. I love his design. He's not my top pick, but I could understand him being someone's favorite. His kink is spanking which I am sort of meh about, believe it or not.

Sitri - IF HE CALLS ME SOLOMON ONE MORE TIME!!! He started being a charming look, he's loyal, but I really hate that he won't get it through his head that MC is not Solomon. His and Satan's dynamic is interesting though. I find his kink kind of strange. I think it could be cute in the right situations, but otherwise it is not my thing.

Zagan - I originally didn't think much of him, but after meeting him... HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE!!! His design is still pretty lackluster, but there is a special kind of love for character's who are so shy they have trouble speaking. I'm a couch potato, so I can't understand being aroused by physical activity. Lol

Leraye - I AM SO SORRY BUT HIS DESIGN STILL SUUUUUUCKS EVEN THOUGH I LOVE HIM!!!! He is a puppydog of a man and I love him! I will fight to protect his smile. His kink isn't my thing, but it is relatively harmless. It's not like a squick for me or anything.

Paimon - Not my cup of tea. He's fine, I guess, but I find reading his lines to be frustrating (I know it's the visualization of how he speaks, but reading it bothers me in a way hearing it doesn't). I also just didn't find his personality to be too memorable. He was... there. Not bad, not good. His H scene is the one I actually dislike (mirror? no thank you). A shame, because blood is hot. An amazing kink, honestly.

Belial - I loved him the moment I saw him and meeting him in the game only confirmed that (eyes are my design weakness -- both extra or lack of, so the bangs killed me). He is just amazing. I have adopted him. When he tries to speak even though it is painful, I weep. I would hold him just to feel his warmth and share mine with him. His kink is said to be recorded music, but his H scene was about body writing. I, too, love body writing. I understand him.

Astaroth - I haven't actually met him yet. He is the only member of Gehenna I have yet to met, not even pulling him in the gacha >.> I wish I had more so say, but I simply know nothing about him (other than he is still hot as shit). If he wants to whisper dirty things in my ear though, I am all for it.

Ppyong - Friend shaped sunshine of my life. I would die for this little ball of joy. Please, I need a plush of him immediately.

Jjyu - A funny little motherfucker. I would give him chocolate.

Tartaros

Mammon - I cannot believe how much of him I got right (sort of) personality-wise. He is so fascinating. And his tiddies be huge. I love him. He is loved. His refusal to cover his massive chest is a blessing. As someone blessed with all the ass and no tiddy, I appreciate an ass man. Plus he'll let me grope him back? What a man!

Bimet - What a catty, unpleasant man. I have no desire to interact with him at al- NEVERMIND! SAW HIS H SCENE AND IT REWROTE MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY! I NEED THIS MAN IN MY LIFE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Eligos - His design makes me weak. I want him to be a josou seme so badly. His desire to be a sugar baby makes me want to throw money at him. I am very normal about him. His kink is... after reading it, I wonder if I have that too, or if I just like the anesthetics.

Valefor - He looks like a knight, but I have yet to meet him. He's hard to place since he was revealed by accident originally. Not a whole lot to say about him, but I am a sucker for the knight and his leige trope. His kink... as long as I get to hold him and hug him, I guess it works? I don't really understand it but it seems fine.

Avisos

Beelzebub - Uhhhhh..... I just pulled him so I am learning about him now. So far, he's weird. Just a weirdo.

Bael - Someone please get him some therapy. He needs it after the shit Beelzubub puts him through. I want to hold him gentol. I want to make dinner for him while I chain Bell to the desk and make him actually do his own work. Please do not sniff me >.>

Stolas - A little nerd. A dork. I want to pick on him. Not sure how his kink works when he's in hell...

Amon - I know nothing about him. I do not know how his kink works when he's already in hell? idk

Naberius - I read what his favorite food was and my desire to know him vanished. Fan of petplay though. Also, his chest be buxom.

Hades

Leviathan - I am fascinated by him. Genuinely. He's stories are so interesting to pick apart. It's also interesting that almost all of them have elements of dubcon. I love that he's prideful and envious. I will choke him <3

Foras - I still need to learn more about him, but I love his design. He's so pretty. Please do not perceive me.

Barbatos - Not my cuppa when it comes to his design, but he's fine otherwise. Don't actually know much about him.

Glasyalabolas - Ignoring his kink... What an interesting man. I need to know more about him.

Abaddon

Asmodeus - Uhhh.... Assuming it's the Love Unholyc one, he looks good. He will suffer from being the first devil ever, so he has the most simple design. Can't wait to see what his kink is. Can't wait to see how they deal with the fact that he once fell in love with a human and has an entire line of descendants.

Dantalian - I don't like his look. I don't like school stuff. BUT FUCK IF HE HASN'T BEEN ONE OF THE UNITS CARRYING MY ASS! Also, I love his mini-comic. He's such a babe, just not the babe for me. Also, his kink is fun to play with.

Phenix - What a little freak (affectionate). I love him as much as I thought I would. Everything he says drips sexual tension and he's just living his best life.

Ronove - I read one fucked up line from him and fell in love. What a gremlin. What a menace. I adore him. His kink is... yeah. I could be convinced to join him for some dubious surgery. I have seen and written worse.

Niflheim

Belphegor - Not revealed.

Bathin - He sure is there. Just hanging out. His kink is life goals but not sexy.

Gusion - Sir.... are you okay? I don't think you're okay. Love the tired businessman vibes though. That is such a mood. Not keen on his personality though. I feel like he'd be the kind of person that annoys me, but is the one I want to work with because he gets shit done. Attraction to smart people... I guess? As a himbo lover, I cannot relate.

Andrealphus - Did you notice he isn't in the game yet? Like, you see him in two loading comics, but he's not in the gacha. It's weird. He also wasn't in the voice announcements. He's just... there but not? Still a great design though.

Paradise Lost

Lucifer - I have seen him twice in other devil's comics and I would die for him. I still think the horn on the back of his head is dumb though. He is such a deadpan character, but has some funny moments. Dacryphilia? It can be hot.

Marbas - I love him. I adore him. I will spoil him rotten. He is my healer and his introduction in chapter 4 is just beautiful and painful (not for him but the way he interacts with others). I would gladly tie him up 👀

Morax - This man... I am worried for him. His desire to be hurt makes me wonder if he and Dantalian don't share the same kink....

Buer - I know nothing about him! His kink is... whatever. I don't get it though.

Heaven

Gabriel - I am so normal about him. Absolutely normal. He is a terrible person and I am into it. I want to tie him up, brush his bangs aside, and kiss his stupid face.

Michael - AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! I'm in danger. His design is so cool but his kink is.... no.

Raphael - I'm so bored by his design. There's nothing wrong with it, but t's pretty basic yanki vibes. Also, his fetish is kind of... Meh? Being defiled? I can think of a few ways to take that. If he's more into the getting dirty part, I am out.

Humans

Minhyeok - A friend. A dude. I feel bad for him just sitting there.... waiting. I am not attracted to him, like, at all. He's a freak surrounded by even freakier freaks. He loses. Sorry, dude. Also, I am insulted that he taught me the scientific name for a panty fetish.

Solomon - I saw him once. I want to see him again. His design is just sooo jfibvbbvwogoiroi! Help!

#❖ nonie #love letters ❤️ #talkin' whb

[obeythebutler]

Satan: I'm going to fuck you

Mc:

Mc: I mean sounds good, but that's kinda sudden

Satan: But- but you clicked your tongue!

Mc: ... And?

Satan: Mc. Mc it means you're horny

Mc: Ah

Poor MC...

#click click click #no one can stop me #demon bros? embarrassed #obeymeasks #but Satan saying he'll bang us #👉👈

[im-not-a-simp-i-swear]

Inspiration for this request backhanded me outta nowhere so here we are! 🤪

I would love to request headcannons of the Brothers reacting to an MC who has bangs that always covers their eyes. They can still see despite that of course and their mouth is seen but when the bros just ask what MC’s face looks like after a while, MC smiles and lifts their bangs to show they have four pairs of eyes that are crystal like and even show they have an inhumanly long tongue that reaches their chest.

It’s so random, but I saw really nice fanart of characters with multiple eyes and I couldn’t resist asking 😅

MC LITERALLY HAS FOUR EYES

(Cant find a good gif for this lmao sorry)

💙LUCIFER

- doesnt really care about the bangs, specially if it doesnt affect your eyesight, sure it might be cute but its no biggie for him

- still who wouldnt be curious of how someone who hides their face would look like? No one is safe from curiousity, just like no one is safe from surprise or shock when their curiousity is fufilled

- he is surprised by your unhumanly features to say the least, however he isnt sure why you look like that and that makes him even more curious than before, he's never seen a human like you ever, he doesnt even know if youre a human at all..

- if your cool with it then tell him about how you have such characteristics and answer his questions, believe me, he has alot of questions

💛MAMMON

- oh to know what your eyes look like

- its Mammon of course he'll want to see your face conpletely, depending on how your guys's relationship goes he might be the first to ask about how your face looks like without the bangs

- once you show them however.... he'll ask you to hide your face again. Maybe idk but it would be a funny thing for him to do. If i were you i'd proceed to show the tongue after rejecting the ask just to freak him put more, it'd make the moment even funnier

- another one with alot of questions, but do be sure that he'll most likely never get used to that long long tongue of yours

- will probably call you four eyes from here on out

🧡LEVIATHAN

- i like to think and even draw levi with his hair covering his eyes/ almost covering his eyes so i doubt he'd be too curious about how your face looks like

- you actually might remind him of a character from a videogame or anime depending on how you dress as well. As for asking he will take his time to do so, mostly due to his nervousness

- you'll most likely show him by your own will or will have to have a very good relationship with him for such actions

- his reaction? Well at first he'd fairly be weirded out, but as time passes he'll love it and compare you even more to fictional characters! He loves it!!

💚SATAN

- read luci's headcanons cause we know what he thinks of the bangs, he wants to know what you hide!!

- but he wont ask about it, at least not inmediately. He'll most likely take as much time as levi to finally ask about your eyes, however it wont be because of shyness but because he doesnt want to make you feel forced to answer

- surprisingly he isnt as weirded out as the rest, or at least it isnt as noticeable. In the inside his brain is combusting, humans shoulsnt look like that... but then why do you have such features???

- will make questions but will also do his research of the internet, books, etc cause he wants to know more about these looks of yours and how they happen

- overall finds you very cool-looking

💖ASMODEUS

- loves you outer appearance! Specially the bangs, he just thinks they look good on you! No it isnt cause he still doesnt connect the 4 eyes dots, he isnt judgy like that, you actually do look cool with the bangs

- still he is weirded out by the unusual characteristics of yours, like everyone else he just doesnt know how thats posible

- that tongue though... yeah this isnt that much if biggie he has seen worse things in the devildom to be honest. He will get used to it quickly :)

❤BEELZEBUB

- likes the hairstyle but doesnt question your eyes much, sure it'd be cool to know how your eyes look like but that isnt his main problem right now

- youre gonna have to show him by your own will if you really want to, then again you wont get that much of a reactions from him.

- not even his questions are like the rest, yeah there's the how? But the other ones are so random, specially the ones about the tongue

💜BELPHEGOR

- like the other twin he might wonder and have questions, but doesnt really mind much about it

- you have to show him yourself again, however their wont be as many questions like the rest of the family, in fact their might not be any questions at all, he lives in the devildom he has seen weirder things, four eyes and a long tongue isnt that bizarre to him

- is pretty much chill with it, as long as it doesnt bother you it wont bother him :))

#obey me #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey mammon #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me mc

[queerasaurus-rexx]

Demon Bros and Romancables reacting/calming down a MC who has a sudden realization of their mortality and that they’ll grow and age but their friends/LI’s won’t?

(Except Solomon I guess…)

Hi, ouch, this one's gonna hurt.

DEMON BROTHERS:

Lucifer:

he's not always great at knowing what to say, but he wants them to know that their mortality does not change how he or his brothers feel about the mc. if they're romantic, he'll tell them that, no matter what, his feelings won't change.

Mammon:

if the mc is crying, mammon is going to start crying too. mammon has always been the most intuitive of the mc's emotions and this time would be no different. mammon's more prepared to break the rules than most of his brothers and he'd test out every connection he knows to find someone who could make sure neither of them have to endure that pain.

Leviathan:

arguably the worst brother with emotions like this is levi. he'd try his best, bless his heart, but words are not his strong suit. his best attempts at comfort are patting the mc on the head and saying 'there there' like sheldon from the big bang theory. he wouldn't push the mc away if they cuddled him though.

Asmodeus:

he'd say 'i'm beautiful enough for the both of us' but really he's texting solomon to see if the mc could get some of whatever immortality juice he's drinking, because asmo is not giving up his human. doubly so if the mc and asmo are romantically connected, because i feel like asmo is very protective of people he has genuine love for.

Beelzebub:

beel. beel, my sweet bubalaroo - food isn't gonna fix this. he could definitely pick up on the fact the mc would be upset, but he'd have trouble parsing out why. but i doubt he'd like seeing the mc upset, so he'd let them cry it out. he's better at comforting people than levi, so he'd probably hug them and soothe them until they've stopped crying.

Belphegor:

no. nope. nu-uh. sorry, mc, you can't die, you can't get old, belphie won't allow it. this man will raze the devildom to the ground twice over before he would see the mc get old. he'd put on a calm face, for sure, but the first free moment he'd have, he'd be screaming at diavolo in some group chat to make sure the human can stay with them forever. mc is not allowed to die.

Satan:

calm, rational satan. he would have a lot of inner turmoil over this, because on one hand, he'd want mc to live their natural life, to do the human things and have the human experience. but on the other, he doesn't want the mc to grow old, he doesn't want them to die because he cares about them and they've brought his brothers back together. he would do his best to comfort the mc, reading them poetry and quotations about the meaning of life.

DATEABLES;

Simeon:

the thought of the mc dying . . . it would shake simeon, i think. he's grown so attached to this human, possibly even to a romantic extent and he's already kind of on thin ice with the celestial realm for reasons. i can see him being the most openly tender with mc about their mortality, without sugar-coating or sweet little nothings.

Barbatos:

i find barbatos so hard to read emotionally, tbh? like, i think he would comfort them, but accept it with grace? he's basically a time lord, so i honestly can't see a reality where he can't find a way to see them again after they pass? it's complicated.

Diavolo:

he knows humans are fragile. he knows they have short lifespans and i think he would tell himself he was prepared for this when he brought them down here. and maybe he was prepared at the time. prepared to lose a human he barely know without the context of their life, but it's different now. he's attached to this human, he might even love them and the thought of mentally preparing himself to watch them die? it's too much for him. he'll find a way to ensure they stay where they belong.

Bonus!

Luke:

the thought of losing mc would shake luke to his core. he's got the mind of a child, you know and i feel like this would emotionally wreck him in ways he can't fully comprehend because this human is so important to him, they're one of his closest friends. he cries harder than mc, screams louder than them and ends up in such an emotional vortex of grief and divine rage, it's unclear just what would happen.

(luke is not included romantically because, ew, but i feel the need to add him here because he is a dear friend of the mc.)

#shall we date obey me #obey me #swd obey me #obey me headcanons

[rpmemesbyarat]

RP meme from Scream Queens Ep 13 "The Final Girl(s)"

"It was a plan 20 years in the making. And it worked."

"Now, this is a hammer. Hammers are good for bashing people in the skull and watching them bleed to death, okay?"

"Easily cuts through muscle and bone, and has the added advantage of making sure your victim's final emotion is terror."

"I needed a persona to hide behind while we murdered people and stuff."

'As for me, what I've noticed is that the more weird and gross you are, the less people want to know about you. No one asks the kid with terrible acne what their favorite movie is or where they were born."

"My butt could launch a thousand ships."

"All killers have a cool costume; Jason with his hockey mask, Freddy Krueger's sweater and hat, Cujo's totally realistic dog costume."

"Unisex, kind of satanic. But not, like, a giant goat head satanic."

"I think he's dead."

"Stabbing can be pretty dramatic."

"Wait, we're spraying acid on the furniture?"

"Obvi, I was the brains of the operation."

"Your high school transcripts are clearly faked. And I'm guessing you made up your SAT scores, 'cause it's not possible to get one million percent on them."

"I've got a bedazzler back in my room."

"I hope you guys aren't freaked out by my appearance. Or lack of social skills and money."

"Come on. Let's go mingle, babies."

"I've always said that being nice is a really good quality. It could save your life one day."

"Order is restored, as they say. More than restored--reborn."

"I mean, someone had to take all the blame."

"Can we save the shoe?"

"Also, it helps to be completely frickin' insane."

"Because for a plan like this to work, you have to be willing to totally commit."

"I mean, desperate times call for desperate measures."

"This was the price I had to pay if I wanted to get away with murder and pin it all on someone else."

"Because some people don't deserve to just get murdered. They need to be truly punished."

"I didn't do it, I swear!"

"I'm one of the good guys!"

"You bite your own toenails."

"Okay, I am flexible."

"When I fart, I cup it in my hand and smell it."

"Dear god, shut up!"

"Oh, I see where this is going. You're gonna try and pin all of these murders on me so I spend the rest of my life in prison."

"The doctors were able to save my eyeball, and they said that I'm gonna make a full recovery."

"You're the killer!"

"Your entire life story is totally fabricated."

"She definitely was not adopted."

"Wait, I do know! I know where I know you from. You're from that prostate commercial."

"We took her in out of the kindness of our hearts. And also for the tax deduction."

"As soon as she learned to talk, I wanted to disown her."

"Our daughter sucks."

"But, sweetie, you're toxic, and you're bumming us out, so it's time for you to go."

"You can't arrest me-- don't you need, like, a warrant or something from a judge?"

"Wait, you think I'm the killer?"

"Well, just saying you saw something isn't evidence."

"Uh, if you're gonna just continue to accuse everyone, could we at least sit down?"

"I don't have a diners club card! Is diners club still even a thing?"

"I didn't know the oil was boiling!"

"What is your game here?"

"I mean, I am a pillar of this community."

"What better way for you to knock off everyone that you hate, because they're different from you or not as popular or not as pretty, than to murder them one by one?!"

"This is what I like to call first-class entertainment."

"You'll never take me alive!"

"Are these strippers?"

"I just don't understand how you just end it."

"I don't have a choice is what I'm telling you."

"Don't let it end like this."

"It was never gonna work out between us."

"We got too close to the sun, baby. We shined too bright."

"I promise I will never bang anyone the way I banged you."

"What do you mean, "what charity"? Just charity. All proceeds will go to charity."

"My friends are dead! I have nothing left!"

"I wrote up a quick book and became a media sensation."

"Women are better."

"If you think about all of human history, add up the wars and the genocide, all the oppression, the violence, the exploitation, the degradation of the human spirit, what do all those things have in common? Dudes. They have dudes in common, right?"

"It's true, a lot of people had to die to make that happen, but I often catch myself thinking, "you know what? Maybe it was worth it."

"But I suppose money still talks."

"We're gonna make cookies and brownies, and eat them while we talk about our feelings."

"At least some good came out of all of that evil."

"These kids were martyrs for a much bigger cause."

"It's not my fault that all of that happened to me."

"Maybe if I would've had a real dad, my brother wouldn't have turned into such a douche."

"They're dead. And that is your fault."

"I didn't kill any of these kids."

"Are you getting me a car?"

"I think you need your space."

"I was under the impression that I had the inalienable right to a jury of my peers. Look at these hippos. These are not my peers."

"This is a kangaroo court."

"You can't ignore the verdict."

"My dad is super gross rich. Like, disgusting rich. He'll have me out of prison in no time."

"You're going to an asylum."

"You're rude, entitled, narcissistic, racist and insane."

"Your entire defense consisted of you screaming at the jury that you didn't kill anybody and then threatening to kill them if they found you guilty."

"I think I'm ready to show you my ears."

"I love it here! I never want to leave!"

#rp meme #rp memes #rp starters #roleplay starters #roleplay meme #roleplay memes #scream queens

[ooffies]

About my ocs!

(Obviously I used picrews to make all of these so credit to all the creators of these)

Flora:

Name: Flora Fernsby

Gender: Female

Race: Demon (Wrath)

Family: Father and 2 brothers

Occupation/s: Satan's righthand woman, student at R.A.D, part time worker at her father's cafe.

Hobbies: Gardening, baking/cooking, photography and pottery.

Some of her favorite things: Plants, tea, cake and anything floral patterned.

Physical features

Hair color: green

Eye color: pink

Height: 5'8

About

Flora is a very outgoing and cheerful, she's almost always wearing a smile on her face.

She's always there to lend an ear when you need one.

Her friends and family are very important to her and the easiest way to make her angry is be insulting or hurting them or ruining her plants

But on the other hand she is very good at controlling her anger on most circumstances.

She is more of a silent angry person and won't often yell when she's mad at someone. She'll probably just give them a death glare and insult them into oblivion.

Past

Before she became Satan's righthand (aka before he came to the Devildom) she worked at father's cafe full time.

When she became Satan's righthand she started going to R.A.D with him.

They actually got along quite well off bat and would always be by each other's side. They still very close and hangout with each other a lot.

Leo:

Name: Leo

Gender: Male

Race: Demon (Greed)

Family: none

Occupation: Mammon's righthand man

Hobbies: Reading, Fashion and Painting

Some of his favorite things: Clothes, money, cigarettes and video games

Physical features

Hait color/s: Black but he dyed is bangs blonde

Eye color: blue

Height: 6'4

About

Leo is a very laid back and chill guy and he usually just goes with the flow of things

If he's not looking after Mammon or "cleaning up" after him, you can probably find him at a bar or clothing store in his free time

Like Flora his friends are really important and he'll do anything to protect them.

Unlike Mammon he actually has a lot of money and isn't broke

Him and Lord Diavolo are actually really good friends because he used to work as his bodyguard

He and Lucifer kinda have a love/hate relationship. But if you ask them they'll both say they hate each other.

Past

As said before, he was on of Lord Diavolo's bodyguards before he became Mammon's righthand. ( The fourth photo of him is what he looked like when he was a bodyguard)

Besides that, no one really knows about his past. If you ask him about it he'll just avoid the question.

He and Mammon got along pretty well from the start although it was a bit awkward at first cause they didn't know how to talk to each other

#obey me! #obey me #obey me ocs #about my ocs

[aphaskengland-bitter-tea-drinker]

Okie dokie :) I hope you don't mind I organized the quotes chronologically and to each au to be easier:)

Au 1 -80's biker au

Arthur is at work at the cafe when bikers walk in, ( Ivan, Ludwig, Matt, and more)

Arthur- *disinterest glance at the costumers to the point it's an art form*

Arthur- what do you lads want. *flatly*

Ivan attempts to flirt kinda, trying to be friendly

Arthur- unfortunately yes. Apparently even school after college is expensive, who knew. *glares annoyed *

Orders are taken and the bikers converse

Ludi- no it isn't Matt, prostitutes are one of the oldest jobs in the world.

Ludi-so ivan. What's making you act like a twat

Ludi- if Ivan could get out here and stop failing to flirt with the waiter, it would be great

Arthurs co worker, feli. Flirts with Ludwig as is routine for every time the bikers visit

Ludwig- *sighs*

Ludi- * is deceased*

Ludi- no. Maybe.

Ludi- can we Please. Leave.

Peeps leave, feli asks why Arthur rejects all advances

Arthur- I'm not obligated to.

To change the awkward topic, Arthur tells feli about some weird stuff he saw, shifty stuffs. Crime breakin. Stuff

Arthur- *taps his temple* here and written one other place you'll never find

Feli freaks out and tells Arthur basically he can't tell anyone, Arthur says he should go to the police, and feli tells him he'd die if he went to the police

Arthur- *stares* ... well... I wasn't planning on living that long any long, besides, I won't tell them who told me feli.

Feli, realizing he has no choice, since he's part of the mob * dun dUn DuUn!* feli pulls a gun

Arthur- uh *backs up*

Arthur- *sputters incoherently*

Trap door, look I dunno

Arthur- *falling* WHY DO YOU Even have this......?! *hits the ground* ow fuck.

Arthur- Erghhh fuck

Arthur Escaped, but his full escape was blocked. By a person. In the way. Becuase Ivan forgot something. Damn. Seeing the gun, Ivan says something to the effect of "we are in trouble "

Arthur- no really? What could have possibly tipped you off

Uh bad guy- get back. Into the. Base-basement?

Arthur- no! If your gonna shoot me do it! This gravel will at least make it difficult to clean up!

Pistol whip! Yay!

Ok the pair wake up. In le evil mob basement, uh. Uh. And talk

Arthur- I don't study escaping kidnapping. I study cancer treatment. I'm pretty sure as a biker, dealing with hooligans is in your territory

Arthur- you should know, if we get caught. I'd sell you to Satan for a cornchip. And I don't even like corn chips.

More escApE

Arthur- *putting his shoe back on* ...I'm not as innocent as you might think and we are basically in this together now.

Basically Arthur is free, Ivan isn't. Ivan say leave without me I'm injured I'll only slow you down * self pity blah blah gonna be a "hero"*

Arthur finds this annoying so spite saving it is

Arthur- your not the boss of me.

Arthur- sorry i can't hear you over the sound of me saving you

Arthur help Ivan with his injury

Arthur- sucks to suck, if it helps, I'm top of my clasS

Arthur- at least buy me dinner first *joking nervously as he looks at the scary Russian who might kill him*

Arthur- ladies first *doesnt like cobwebs*

Arthur- sometimes *goes out of sight* the answer *dragging sound* is more obvious *pushes a chair up against the wall* then you think.

Arthur- *pulls himself up through the window* hah!

What a Clean escape! They get to a car and start their life on the run! Meanwhile feli does the same, knowing he'll get punished for fucking up. He also bumps Into a biker, the biker he often flirts with in fact. Ludwig, being ignorant to the situation ( and woo-ed) agrees to help feli

Ludwig- * laughs brightly* no * fixes it* the helmet on feli's head

While Arthur and Ivan continue their seamless escape, they get pulled over by a rookie police officer ( mr jett) but Ivan realizes since the city is corrupt even if this cop is good, Arthur and himself going to jail means the hands of the mob. He presses Arthur to open the car door into the officers face. A lot of silent whisper arguing later, Arthur assaults the officer with the door and drives away. Ivan thinking it would be good to say " nice job" he's wrong. Arthur is angry about being pressured into the life of crime. He just wanted to be a doctor, hence~

Arthur- JUST GIMME THE BLOODY DIRECTIONS YOU OFFICIOUS CUNT

Given the directions to the safe house by the very surprised Russian biker, they arrive.

Arthur- it's just. This no offense is the worst thing I've ever seen

The safe house is less than ideal. Very. Um. Loud?

Arthur- *wakes up* what the hell is that racket

Arthur- this is horrific. hOrrIFiC!

Arthur- *throws silent tantrum*

B-bonding?

Arthur- oh fuuuuucckkkkk you. Fuck you and your "I should be happy to be alive". This *gestures to the basement and then the noisy ceiling* is Not! My portrait of living. And I can't start over again! I can't. Your allotted only so many chances. And I've used mine.

Arthur- your an idiot.

Arthur- .... what the hell man.

Arthur- becuase id rather die a stubborn cunt than a fucking pussy!

LIKE A REAAAAALLLY LONG TIME LATER ARTHUR gets captured. Again. And naturally the following is how all would respond to a mob boss. Right? Right.

Arthur- *cringing* yes well that's what father Donavan said too.

Arthur- well I would prefer to go out with a bang- get it?

Au2

Single dads au, y'all know that other blog

Arthur- oh lovely now I actually have to work. *sighs*

Describing mental stability to boyfriend after traumatic experience

Arthur- all is tip top up here. * taps temple*

Arthur- I have a theory I broke when I was 17 in biology class and since then this is just who I am now and I can't get more stressed than I already am,

Arthur- I assume.

Arthur- I don't want him touching my stuff.

Arthur- *snorts* that's a bit pretentious don't you think?

Arthur- so... anything new

Ludwig being normal? Uh yeah? Normal teen boy person? No.

Ludwig- *remembers he's supposed to host* do you desire quenching?

Ludi- *looks at the ceiling fan.

Au 3 poet prince Ludwig

He's a poet and a prince that used to be a peasant but they discovered him of royal blood so know he's getting groomed. He's a psychic to make matters harder

His poetry

Laziness is the mother of efficiency, Being human is overrated, Like all things, it begs for death, She sleeps, misdemeanors dancing in her head

Buying a plant

Ludwig- *starring at the flytrap* this is how I want to die

Ludwig- to poison people? *interested ( looking at tomato plant)

Ludwig- *fools. I plan to procure many of them to kill me, not one giant one* thank you

Ludwig- *frowns slightly, *

Training

*has no training whatsoever the goal seems so just be hits some shit

Ludwig- ? Fight the tree?

Ludwig- *laying on the ground with his eyes closed * Gilbert "what are you doing Ludwig- *opens one eye* Ludwig- pretending to be dead

Ludwig- * wants to destroy all germs

Ghost conversing. Like you do

Ludwig- uh. Yeah well. Shouting out the window . Yeah

Ludwig- piano is cool... is that your grave outside?

Ludwig- ugh. All you've done is expose my deepest shame and confuse me

#this took so long becuase it kept deleting everything :( #but nevertheless i prevail #aph hetalia #aph england #aph britain #aph fanart #aph hetalia fanart #aph #aph fruk #aph france #aph germany

[d34dlysinner]

Reactions of the kings for MC who is jealous because a succubus who was hovering and flirting with them at the club.

Satan would've dragged you away if someone came up to you and starts flirting, but it's different when it's him that's actually getting the compliments from a succubus. You walk up to him and give him a hungry kiss on his lips, biting his lip to almost draw blood. Finishing it with a spank afterwards. That won't be enough to get the succubus away, but it'll be enough to get Satan drag you to a more private place to bang you there. He likes is when you're being more aggressive with him.

Mammon always has some succubus at his side. Though he looks uninterested when they're trying to flirt with him. When he sees you though, he'll push away the succubus and walk up to you. But that didn't happen this time. So you, out of jealousy, walked up to Mammon. He looked interested in what you were about to do. You beckoned him to lower himself so you could whisper something in his ears. "I want you to be mine alone.", you say. Being greedy for him is one way for him ditch the succubus.

Beelzebub hangs around a lot of succubi. He knows them to a point of them having a friendly relationship. There are moments though, where a succubus likes to get real close with him. They start dancing, bodies moving with each other. You didn't like the sight at all. You approached him and pulled him down for a hungry kiss. It will get you an angry sigh from the succubus and a Beel that would refuse to let you go at this point.

Leviathan rarely goes to clubs. He's either too busy or too uninterested in the whole thing. On some occasions when he does go there, he's surrounded by multiple succubi. They take the chance while he's there since there might be a chance that he won't return for weeks. They couldn't refuse to use the opportunity to flirt with the demon. You stared at him as he was blocked by many succubi. They had his attention at that moment. You moved between them to stand in front of him. You pulled his tie to make him bend down to your reach. You kissed him as your hand started to trace his neck. "If you want some more you better follow me.", you say as you placed your hands on his neck and gave it a light squeeze. He doesn't like it when you're being soft, but when he heard that you'll give him more, he couldn't refuse. He followed you into a room where he gets what he wishes for.

#whb #what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad? #whb asks #whb satan #whb beel #whb leviathan #whb mammon

[2af-afterdark]

HC of these the demon MLs (the current ones)

How would each of them fall in love with us

Is it a slowburn romance or falls quickly?

Which would take the longest to confess👀?

I HAVE THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS ONE

I am expanding on your idea a little, but I am sticking to the kings and maybe a few others because... there are just too many for me to cover all at once (also bonus Gabriel because I am an angel simp).

Mammon is taken instantaneously. He needs to know everything about you right now. Everything in the world is his, but he can loan his possession to you if it will prove how serious he is. That man will adore dressing you up and making you shine like the jewel of hell. His precious jewel. 💎

Satan... well, it ain't love when it starts, but it is definitely intimate. He wants your body. Sex and love are different things. You're in hell. He wants to fuck. Get the picture? It turns to love slowly. He probably realizes he's in love around the time he finds himself wondering if you're okay or enjoying yourself when he spanks you or does anything too sadistic for the average human. Except he's also probably a little in denial because it was just supposed to be sex and nothing more. He does not want it to be anything more. Too bad, Satan.

Beelzebub is after the thrill of doing it with Solomon's descendant. It isn't that deep. He wants to fuck once just to say he did it. Then he gets to know you and starts thinking how much he wants to journey across hell with you by his side. After that, he is trying to do cute things like hold hands and cuddle and carry you around like you're precious... also bang like rabbits.

Leviathan (as much as I wish he was falling head over heels immediately) would be a slow burn king. He's envious of every single person in the world, including you. He would be so blinded by his jealousy that he couldn't fall for you in any way. Well, not until he finds himself getting hard over his own turbulent emotions. It's still a slow burn after that, but he's more open to being a little cutie pie who really needs to get pegged while being told how pretty he is so he can get over his jealousy.

Astaroth he looks like he doesn't give two shits about you. He stares at you so expressionlessly that it it's easy to think he hates you. The truth is he fell for you at first sight and is wondering how he can corrupt you over and over again until you're as bad as any devil. His face will never express how deeply this man wants you, but his actions certainly will. And, yea, you are allowed to pet the danger noodle. Extra benefits.

Bael has you working for him. He has no time to deal with any other emotions. He has a kingdom to run and you are nothing more than another person under a false king. He'll come around if you share his burdens and let him be Bael rather than a second Beelzebub.

Amon is as flighty as his king with aspirations to take his position (if he wasn't so afraid that Beelzebub would find out and ruin his life). He falls for a partner in crime almost immediately, especially one who could upset the balance of everything in his favor. He would give you the very world without having to even ask.

Paimon falls fast and hard. Well, he falls in a superficial sense. He sees you for the first time and decides you are adorable and would look great hanging off his arm; an accessory. It isn't until he spends more time with you and gets to really know you that he falls for real. He will be damned (hehe) before he let's you figure out he was playing you at first.

Gabriel has a whole enemies to lovers trope going on. It is the slowest burn in the history of the universe, until the day he realizes he's fallen and there is no going back. After that, it's impossible not to tell he's in love. He does not hide it well (or at all).

Minhyeok is already head over heels with all of you. He's been your friend since childhood and has had a lot of time to come to terms with his feelings. Man texts you to wipe the chair, but he only does that to let you know he knows your horny in his house. Very conniving way to make you think about him while you're touching yourself~

#❖ nonie #love letters ❤️ #talkin' whb #whb #what in hell is bad #this took so long to write and i have no regrets