#but alas I'm an idiot

[windfighter]

may have made my raft a little wide, but there's lots of room for activities!

#windy wrambles #raft #I should really play creative when I do these stupid big raft-projects #but alas I'm an idiot #goal is to just make it as big as I can (before I lose interest)

[delirioushrimp]

I take it the puss in boots movie is good?

It's...yeah it's pretty good 👉👈

Haha...

Please watch it

Watch it

Pretty please ? 🙏

(I can even tell you where to watch or download it for free)

#again sorry about the spam #should have given a warning for those who wanted to block the tag #but alas i'm an idiot

[nevergonnabemuchmorethanweather]

GREGORY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???? I mean you would have had every right to move on but you so clearly DID NOT with your heart eyes and your immediate jealousy and your kicked puppy sadness why are you both LIKE THIS???

#abbott elementary #abbott elementary season 3 #janine x gregory #their capacity for self sabotage should be STUDIED #I'm really glad they aren't going to do a 'not friends anymore' arc ala Jim and Pam #but they are both still IDIOTS

[machinedramon]

shitty meme redraws feat. trek ocs i'm still not doing anything with that i did instead of going to bed to try to force myself out of this no-art rut i've been in for the past few months

#star trek ocs #swiftsure crew #gatlerart #i love these idiots but alas i'm not doing shit with them even though i really want to because ART IS HARD #meme redraw #me: [draws a bunch of memes about ocs no one* knows and haven't set up personalities for and throws them to the wind] #*one person knows

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: April 23

"Lion's Den" by Jhameel

#song of the day #there's unfortunate interpersonal politics in the on-campus office! how exciting! I don't want them! #I spent the day constantly being asked to prove that I was working and not doing anything suspect on my computer #and since tumblr is quite a suspect thing I could not do it at all #worked on the idiot project. decided I was going to turn into a hermit crab and live in my orange soda can. ate bread. reconsidered. #came home and found a cat on our porch! a lovely tortoiseshell #nobody we've ever seen around the neighborhood before. very polite moderately friendly moderately clean. probably an outdoor pet? #if it were more feasible I'd have brought her inside but alas #she ate an enormous amount of kibbles and indicated great contempt for my bowl of water and eventually melted into the bushes #I'll check for her again tomorrow #tomorrow morning I'm going to have a meeting with someone who will both validate my disdain for the idiot project /and/ help with it #it's going to be so good for me #anyway this song is amazing. one of the few I reliably play loudly #excellent chorus. builds on itself wonderfully #'I don't wanna lose myself / I don't even know how to not be my own enemy #I don't wanna lose my health / I don't even know where to run from my own memories'

[coffee-dere]

They tried the Grimace shake

It probably didn't go well

#Mari omori #Basil omori #Something omori #stranger omori #happy birthday grimace #I wish I knew what the grimace shake thing was about but alas I'm a fucking idiot <3 #omori spoilers #Omori

[theflyingfeeling]

I have so much stuff to do for tomorrow but I'm so tired I can barely keep my eyes open and it's only 7 PM 😭😭😭😭😭

#i just want to close my eyes and imagine pleasant blorbo nonsense pleeeeeaaaassseeeee #can i do that and when i next open them tomorrow's lessons will have prepared themselves? #i mean technically i have all the stuff but i need to _study_ the stuff because i'm an idiot and can't remember shit about beowulf #but alas i am way too number 1 in my latest 'which steamer!aleksi are you today' post 🥱

[cyazurai]

Tired of video games, time to experiment in the kitchen.

#text post #you know those days where none of your games sound fun? #that's today #i played some terraria and that was nice enough but not what i wanted #the game i'm in the mood for is project zomboid with friends #so we can be idiots together #but alas #instead i pretend i'm a PZ survivor and throw w/e into a skillet #no i won't just throw like mayonnaise and mustard into a beef jerky roast

[wordycheeseblob]

ur that smiley gilbert person i can't unsee him on your profile idk when you got rid of that profile picture but it STUCK with me

I'm guilty of removing that picture I don't know what it is about it but it stuck with me too on some emotional level :')

I miss it so much but I sort of got too attached to Floyd best boy to care. I did almost change it back a few times but then I see Floyd and he makes me smile so I immediately forget what I was doing in the first place. So ya know. Priorities.

#That's my gif right there yessir :D #At some point I thought I'd never remove him but alas #I'm not the person I used to be #Auburn <3 #Floyd channels my inner idiot

[rebelrainfall]

Look, he has a head!

#the snake chronicles #this took much longer than it should have because i'm an idiot and elected not to use a pattern #but now that i'm on to the body it should be smooth sailing #i wish i had bigger eyes for him #alas this is the biggest size i have

[thatcharmingjerk]

I am so jealous of parents who treasure the kids art/crafts/toys/etc.

So I have no idea where if most of my arts from idk 2006 and before that are destroyed or ???????

😩

#my life #I'd love to see my super old ginga arts from childhood but I'm pretty sure those are lost #lotr arts from ala- and yläaste SHOULD be safe somewhere but ???????? #fuck my idiot mother #im fuckin grieving bro :(

[labyrinthofcrystals]

Oh my God I really need to draw fem!Hare

#* mine / txt #my bisexual ass cant take this anymore #shes so prettyyy and for WHAT #jealous of hatter actually /j #very very tempted to just make that canon in my verse however I'm also Extremely attached to hatterhare being Gay Idiots so. alas. #*sobbing* i just like thinking about pretty women 😭😭😭😭 #i mean i hc hare as genderfluid so. fuck it she/her hare rights!!!!!

[whataperfectwasteoftime]

I'm getting my phone fixed tomorrow (it got hit by the airbag and part of the screen went kablooie) and I'm very excited to have a phone that does not click random things, start video calls without my say-so, and can display fic without a significant part of the text being blacked out :)

#the car crash saga continues #guys I'm sure it doesn't need to be said #but please do not be on your phone in the car #I am an idiot and this was a very steep learning curve #you'd think at 34 I'd have more common sense #but alas #I am a moron and I was on my phone and now I have to shell out $200 for a phone screen and god knows how much else

[dayabot]

here is a mei pic as a treat

i love her 🥺 i'm going to eat her little paws

#i spent like 40 mins trying to take a good picture of my stupid idiot bitch cat to send back but alas #she's being moody today i'm giving mei telepathic pets instead I Adore Her #holywaterzzz #beast

[brainfullofbees]

.

#ALDJSLHSLA JJ SJHSLAJS MOVIES!!!!!! GOOD FUCKIN MOVIES!!!!!!!!! #i'm all caught up with scream and i watched jigsaw and WAUGH GOOD SHIT #i liked the little twist at the end of jigsaw. wasn't one of the series' best but it was a fun little movie and i enjoyed it :) #scream 5 and 6????? ooooooh boy #i fucking love scream you have no idea. the amount i was jumping around and talking to the characters on screen... god i'd be so annoying to #watch these movies with lol #AND. DEWEY. GOD DAMMIT. YOU STUPID LOVABLE IDIOT. #god i love scream but the characters were being such idiots sometimes jesus christ #i really like the new characters though! core four are fun! #i was fully expecting stu to come back but alas :( #BUT KIRBY!!!!!!!!! KIRBY LIVED OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! #i think it's stupid she became a cop but the confirmation kirby survived was :))))) #the fucking loomis twist was so fucking stupid i love this franchise #i need someone to infodump about these movies to that doesn't mind spoilers lol #but just AGHAGSJGSJAH !!!!!!!!! I LOVE THESE SERIES SO MUCH #spiral will have to be a tomorrow thing because sleepy #and idk if x is available anywhere yet. i could always pirate but i'm lazyyyyy

[earthtooz]

jealous ratio bc i wont him, inspired by the simulated universe occurrence, banter about marriage hehe

"Dr. No. 5 asked me to be his research partner today," you mumble half-heartedly to Veritas. It was an ordinary night, you're curled into his side with your phone in hand, watching the latest series you've been invested in whilst he occupies his mind with a book, held by one hand whilst his other is wrapped around you.

However, when he registers your confession, he tenses, slightly scrunching the pages of his book as the arm around you stiffens, muscles contracting.

"And what did you say?" He asks, feigning collectedness.

"I agreed."

His book slams shut and he shoots upward to a sitting position, baffled by the nonchalance of your tone. How cruel, you have betrayed him in the most despicable of ways, do you not care? Agreeing to be someone else's research partner is akin to that of spitting on his heart and stomping it flat, have you no respect for the laws of academic loyalty (there is no such thing), or is he the only one in your relationship devoted to it?

An idiot. You will be working with an idiot and you somehow see no flaw in that, where is your integrity as his lover?

"What does that fool have that I don't?" He all but cries, yanking your phone from your hands and setting it on his bedside table.

"What are you blabbering about?" You ask, looking up at him with inquisitive eyes, confusion shining in your irises.

"I'm supposed to be your only research partner, I cannot believe that you've gone and betrayed me like this."

"Pray tell, Veritas, how is this a 'betrayal'?"

"I would never choose to be anyone's research partner if I'm not yours, but today I've discovered that my devotion is not only unreciprocated, but unappreciated! How unfathomable."

The purple-haired turns his muscular back to you, giving you the cold shoulder. Slowly you sit up and lean on his toned body, hand resting on his deltoid and you can already see the way he tries to fight the effects of your touch. "Dear, you wouldn't be anyone else's research partner because you think majority of people are 'idiots' and aren't worthwhile academics to invest time into."

"Precisely why I cannot believe that you have agreed to work with No. 5, who is undeniably, irrefutably, and undoubtedly, a simpleton!"

You bite your tongue when it threatens to spill that you think No. 5 is not as bad as Veritas assumes, but that would outrage the scholar even more and you do not want to spend the better half of your day purposefully ruining it.

"The pay was good," you reason, daring to place a kiss to his neck. "But you are still superior in my heart, Veritas. Do not fret, if I am to seek a research partner, you would be my first and only choice."

"How long will your project span for?" He asks begrudgingly.

"6 months of research, writing, and editing. After that, I am not too involved with the publishing process."

"Oh how it stains me picturing your name beside another imbecile's."

You sigh, sitting up straighter to wrap both arms around his neck. "Your name could be beside mine permanently if you got down to one knee and presented me a ring, but alas, perhaps I shall be waiting another few research papers for that to happen."

You can't see the fond smile on his face, but you yelp when he turns around suddenly to push you against the comfort of your mattress, his lips claiming yours.

© EARTHTOOZ 2024, do not steal, translate, repost my fics and do not recommend my fics onto any other site.

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