harry couldn’t say he didn’t like 1Ds music if he tried, because every time he performed he danced like an idiot
My boyfriend has been concerned about my emotional state over the past couple days, and I finally told him that something “pivotal” happened in a series I follow.
Him: What series?
Me: You’ve never heard of it, trust me.
Him: Hm. Is it Japanese?
Me: Yes, it’s Japanese.
Him: ….Did Godzilla finally get to battle Mecha Godzilla?
MY DOG BARKED REALLY LOUD AND NATURALLY I BARKED BACK LOUDER BUT HE DIDNT KNOW IT WAS ME AND NOW HE’S RUNNING AROUND SO ANGRY IM DYING
I’m an idiot
Sam. Sam no. Stop that, Sam.
… Coincidentally, not the first time I’ve ever had to say that, though it’s the first time I’ve had to say it about an eagle rather than my brother
My cousin got stuck in a baby swing and we had to call 911 to cut her out of it
3 fire trucks and 2 patrol cars came out to do it
Now there are no more baby swings at the park
No but he said that England is a continent made up of the UK, France and Italy
wally you’re an idiot
So I was out all day, having a great time with friends and all.
I come home and hear about the stock market.
My slight dislike for Obama as a president has turned into flaming hatred.