#but because he is gay and panicking

[missingexaltation]

Hopper being harsher on Eddie than any of the others post-Vecna because..."hell the kid's a drug dealer Joyce, and he's always around our kids."

The others run rampant, kids and older teens alike, but the second Munson is out of his sight, Hopper gets all itchy and concerned. It's his cop mode, he can't just switch it off around people he knows are bad for his family. He's being cautious.

So he thinks nothing of it when they're all around for a movie night, and Munson's disappeared. Hopper finds him outside, round the back of the house. But he's not smoking pot or snorting cocaine or breaking into anyone's car or anything.

He's got his tongue down the Harrington kid's throat.

The Harrington kid that Hopper hadn't even noticed was also missing from movie night. Because he's a good kid.

And Hopper backs the hell up and retreats back into the house, hopefully before he's noticed. But Eddie definitely saw him, and finds it hilarious.

#wish we'd seen some Hopper and Eddie dynamics tbf #neither are perfect and you just KNOW Eddie would wind him up the wrong way #Hop definitely arrested Eddie or lectured him in the past for his shenanigans but Eddie doesn't care #just like 'i know that boys up to no good' then BAM...it's the queer kids #and he can't say anything because he knows Will is probably gay too...so his reaction to steddie is panicked #'Well Joyce...you were right...it's not drugs that Munson's doing' #eddie munson #steve harrington #jim hopper #steddie #stranger things

[sapphicyanli]

truly rare netflix w for casting the gayest person in the natla cast as zuko. literally couldnt get any better than this

#BEFORE ANYONE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY I VERY MUCH ACKNOWLEDGE DALLAS LIU IS INDEED IS A GREAT AND HARDWORKING ACTOR THIS IS A JOKE #that being said #THE WAY HE SAID “come slide through the fire nation” ?!?!?!? INSANE FELLA BEHAVIOR RIGHT THERE #ian was SWEATING #the rest of natla cast seeing them flirting in every chance they get: imagine how tired we are🙄😒 #dallas liu #ian ousley #tagging this as #zukka #as well because maybe it will inspire more ppl to eventually write that actors!zukka au we all need😷 #zuko confident gay-sokka panicked gay is also kind of an underrated ish trope #mine #natla #atla #interview #🤨🏳️‍🌈❓

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 golden #p4g #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #narukami yu #yu narukami #tatsumi kanji #kanji tatsumi #souyo #feeling flustered yosuke? #honestly on the one hand it feels yosuke panicked because “oh no the gay allegations how could i beat them!” #(awfully actually) #but on the other it feels like he was also just getting flustered when a sincere answer was directed at him #look its a theme with him if you tell him nice things about him he panicks and immediately tries to play it down #yosuke you ARE a catch and you might be joking here but you ARE dependable and good looking and im glad you recognised that here #yu not getting why yosuke looks proud because doesn't yosuke already know hes a good catch and is amazing and indeed all that #it's canon my uncle at atlus told me so #he's good with his queue

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

#svsss #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #mxtx what must it be like to carry the gays on your shoulders like this #she ran so that the rest of us could walk oh my actual god #i just can't get over how much of the novels are sqq panicking because he needs to 'do right' by lbh #aka make lbh the absolute lunatic from the original #so its just this uproarious back and forth between a guy trying to make a bbg desperate for his love into a human weapon #AND make himself disappear before that weapon is turned on him (also probably the self-hatred talking) #amazing showstopping spectacular **slaps sqq's back** you can fit so many repressed internalizations of toxic masculinity in this mf #legit as i read these volumes i just kept thinking of that meme like 'congrats sqq buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it' (joke) #not that lbh is any better but in fairness the lad is going through a lot too so i spare him too harsh a judgement #also sincerely i dont think i was prepared for just how stupid how crazy lbh goes for sqq. it was. MAGNIFICENT #I was like 'surely he isn't that dramatic' and then by god everyone. by god I started reading and went #'jesus christ that's a nuclear missile shaped little meow meow and that's HILARIOUS' #i also just can't get over sqq insisting 'IM NOT GAY. I DONT GAY. IM THE STRAIGHTEST STRAIGHT!!!!' #while. literally. saying full stop to lbh of like 'wym i smile more genuinely at everyone else they're just scarecrows around me' #sqq--the man who couldn't bear to see lbh suffering as a young boy. #who was so affected he was crying in his sleep and calling out lbh's name over and over #ON WHAT LEVEL IS THAT HETEROSEXUAL SQQ. THE JIG IS UP #literally EVERYONE around sqq being like 'congrats on being the last to know' about his love for lbh #and can we talk about sqq being like 'we used to communicate so seamlessly that we had no need for words. there was no greater joy for me.' #and highlighting that though gongyi xiao was a similar and talented young lad he fell decidedly short because he did not have above quality #and then sqq still being in denial; i swear i LOVE the little hints mxtx drops i feel like the happiest mouse scampering around for crumbs #additionally a question: how does anyone take liu qingge seriously #when he's displeased he just yells 'HEY' and does nothing about it (most times) #that is the most boomer dad energy i think i've ever seen #also :(((((((( all the jokes about tianlang-jun (though accurate) were so deceptive my heart was broken at the end of vol.3

[aithusarosekiller]

James: fawning over Reg in the hospital wing after a quidditch accident because he thinks nobody is there

Remus, on the other side of the room for fur related reasons: 🧍oh my god

#he decided to go down a little early because hc wasn't feeling great #and that's what he got for it #a panicking James #being gay #jegulus #starchaser

[rosaacicularis]

au where punk grian is forced to take his little siblings to an amusement park and falls in love with the guy working the churro stand… churro guy—scar, grian finds out—finds him a little while later and they fall in love get to know each other while grian babysits <3

#scar is the owner of the amusement park but he forgets that because he’s gay panicking over the cute punk guy with the ear piercings #he doesn’t even tell grian #someone comes up to them needing scar’s signature for something #but they only met a few hours ago so there’s no angsty miss communication about it #they are just gay and in love <3 #scarian #desert duo #hermitshipping #grian #gtws #hermitcraft #trafficshipping #au concept #amusement park au

[raxacoricofallapatorius10]

No but imagine how absolutely FUCKING FUNNY it'll be if mafia!dazai and chuuya had an undercover mission in a school right? And their education level isnt up to date yes? So like they're okay in practical subjects but absolutely clueless in any type of science where theory is required and both of them thought they'd be kinda okay at math since dazai is SMART smart and chuuya is somewhere there beside him at the intelligence level

But then suddenly they have mathematics more than your usual add, minus, multiply, divide and both of them are like ??????

Because why the FUCK do u need to learn some weird trigonometric table??? And proving a triangle is a triangle???? And ratios ???

Both of them are the last students in class but they're like mehh because they dont give a shit like that but their math teacher is absolutely LOSING IT because 2 boys who should have ample knowledge about these topics at this class dont have a SINGLE clue and he wants to fix this since SOMEONE has to and its unideal for them to lag behind like that

Chuuya and dazai absolutely fuck up the guy's schedules for everything because hey they might as well have some entertainment while they're at it right? And the teacher does the most awsome tricks whenever he's mad (counting to ten and holding in his anger while chuuya is reciting his MULTIPLICATION TABLES WRONG) (staring at dazai with a look of absolute HORROR when dazai just recites suicide drugs from the top of his head after not being able to understand angles)

Bonus: at the end of the mission both of them kind of disappear and the teacher gets super fucking concerned because their contacts, guardians, everything is just missing and he thinks oh god maybe the taller kid killed himself or maybe the shorter one got himself wind up somewhere he shouldnt be because he talks too much

And to figure where the students are because NO ONE is doing anything, he ends up at the ADA

#bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #yes the teacher is kunikida #he sees dazai at the agency years later #and just absolutely beats the shit out of him #because he can now #he isnt stopped by petty school rules #and dazai is STILL a pain in the ass #kunikida asks dazai where he disappeared #and dazai said he got kidnapped and trafficked because he panicked #kunikida asks him what happened to his short friend #and dazai says he died speeding his bike because he panicked #when kunikida finds out both of them are in the mafia #he asks dazai who was the target #it was him #because of his ability #the mafia wanted to remove him #just in case #but chuuya and dazai didnt do anything #because hey they're teacher kind of nice #in a temper issues kind of way #and chuuya likes that he can talk shit about dazai #cue kunikida meets chuuya for the first time #and instantly starts reprimanding him for his fashion #his speech #his swearing #“did you finally learn your multiplication tables?” “pls stfu”

[quietwingsinthesky]

human!au raphael getting an intervention from lucifer and gabriel except it’s not an intervention, it’s a kidnapping to take them on a roadtrip vacation, and they manage to get raphael out of their bed and down the hall before they break gabriel’s nose, and lucifer (<- this was entirely his idea and he thought it was a great one) starts trying to explain what’s happening before they kick him down to the floor too, because who the fuck is that guy, they don’t know him, they don’t recognize his face or his voice since lucifer transitioned after their dad kicked him out of the house and cut contact.

and then that’s when michael shows up at the other end of the hall holding A Fucking Sword that he grabbed off the wall because their house is filled with weirdass shit, flips on the light switch to find gabriel bleeding all over his hands and the floor, lucifer flat on his back still trying to tell raphael who he is, and raphael having a panic attack because THEY WERE BEING KIDNAPPED. by their brothers. BUT STILL.

family reunion <3 (<- adam is also there. he was not supposed to be. michael snuck him in through the window because raphael doesn’t like him.)

#when the lights flick on btw lucifer stops dead trying to speak and just stares up at raphael #because raphael has also transitioned while he was kicked out. their dad was a terrible person but he wasn’t transphobic alsjfkfjks #it’s very funny to me if he was actually very supportive of his gay son and trans child and whatever gabriel is. he just also told lucifer #to fuck off for unrelated reasons. #anyway. lucifer stares at them because they look so different and even panicking and just dragged out of bed they are so pretty and he’s #suddenly hit with this overwhelming wave of both pride for them and also grief that he wasn’t there to help them transition. and then #raphael kicks him again because he moves too fast and they’re still panicking. #raphael spn #gabriel spn #michael spn #lucifer spn #poor gabriel. he didn’t even want to do this. he literally only went along with it because lucifer was going for it either way. #and he knew raphael wouldn’t recognize lucifer. hell he barely recognized lucifer. #michael also doesn’t. adam DOES because he and lucifer have fucked before. once. he is NOT telling michael that. #lucifer might if he gets grouchy enough. just to piss michael off.

[unamused-kookaburra]

I just know that somewhere Majima is crying and throwing up.

#he drops to his knees clutching his heart in pain before just wailing and nishida starts panicking because he doesnt know whats wrong #also. i love this ladys attitude of 'no thugs allowed -> gay thugs allowed' #yakuza #gaming #video #yakuza 3 #mine

[sickbromeo]

waiting patiently to see in v2 when mike puts the puzzle pieces together that they went to the skate rink on will’s birthday and that’s part of reason he was so upset and it hits mike just how distant him and will have been for the past year

#i want to see micheal wheeler start panicking AFTER will gets vecna-ed because holy shit he almost lost his best friend again and some of #the last memories said best friend would have had of him were him ignoring will on the his own birthday #stranger things s4 #byler tumblr #byler #will byers #will byers is gay #mike wheeler #mike wheeler is gay #stranger things spoilers

[amiharana]

sometimes i listen to music and imagine revalink scenarios to it. listening to ‘next door’ by amelia moore ft astn right now and imagining modern au revali moving in next door to link and them totally being into each other at first sight. link offering to help revali move in and carry his boxes and shit, and their flirting getting progressively more intense until zelda has to come out and physically pull link away from batting his eyes at revali and inviting him over for dinner

#revalink #loz #botw #loz botw #legend of zelda #amihan's revalinkverse #zelda and link live together because they both needed a roommate #they are also siblings and zelda has to pickup after link because he’s a panicking gay and a mess in every aspect of his life #‘next door’ is lowkey a bop #very much recommend 👍

[yourmomxx]

SPOILERS for the new WEBTOON

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Tim you bisaster, this is why I kin you

Bonus: baby panels of anxiety tim

#bisexual #no because tim panicking around the person he likes is an exact representation of me #🔘 i am in this post and I don’t like it #tim drake x bernard dowd #tim drake #wfa spoilers #batman wfa #wayne family adventures #webtoon comics #batfamily #batboys #bernard dowd #gay mlm #bisexual disaster

[feenmies]

Ask game uh. Idk these either. What's your top 3 favourite simarkus moments. Go

leto you can't ask me this and expect me not to write an essaANYWAY.

number one best simarkus moment known to man is the like 20 second hug in freedom march where you can hardly see what's going on because they're just so.. so fucking tender dude.... SO tender.... simon's little nod... markus' tiny pats.... they r so in love i hate it

compatible hearts scene would be first if that hug scene wasn't so good. but probably the first scene in the game i sat down and tried to dissect in a fit of homosex it drove me Crazy like.... is it gay to hold your boy best friend's wrist. is it gay to gently caress your boy best friend's chest. is it gay to hold your boy best friend's hand while he shuts down and dies. i think so.

also that scene in battle for detroit (seeing a pattern with where all the gayass scenes are. interesting) where simon gets shot and the moment he gets saved he goes on some homosexual monologue about how his life wasn't worth saving in comparison to everyone else's and yet his relationship with markus goes up tremendously anyway. yeah. i know what you are simon. i know what you are.

#honorable mentions include that scene where markus asks where simon and josh are but seemingly only gives a shit about simon at first #i know it was just to make it seem like he was panicking but josh felt like an afterthought it made me laugh #also simon's “there's always a choice” in stratford tower. something about looking a man in the eyes while he's about to kill you- #-and telling him your fate is in his hands. yeah #stratford tower is kind of just a gay chapter. markus holding simon up TWICE in one chapter???? #crazy. #+ simon running into a crowd of soldiers knowing fully well he's going to get bodied just because a guy he met MAYBE 3 days ago got shot #the homosexual audacity makes a man think he can do anything. #anyway sorry leto i will forever jump at the opportunity to overanalyze things

[bowiebond]

Thinking about Violent Gay Mentor Billy who teaches Will to punch homophones, spit blood in their face and laugh.

Just Billy being unhinged and Will screaming until it finally clicks and all that pent up self loathing turns to queer rage <3

#steve and mike don't know how to handle them #but they don't really care anymore because omg #their boyfriends are hot and they're gay panicking #but Will is still a softie who needs his knuckles to be kissed better by Mike #Mike is good for exactly that because he's an awful fighter but at least he has the spirit #billy hargrove #will byers #byler #harringrove #mike wheeler #steve harrington #mlm solidarity but via violence specifically #I just want Billy to take Will under his wing and teach him how to be confident #even if its only to mask their pain in front of enemies #Will is a badass and everyone should know it #Billy just enables him honestly <3 #Steve doesn't appreciate one his children being influenced but hey he's not gonna stop a well earned whooping #stranger things

[fireandspiceland]

listen... listen....gilbert pulling out his flip phone (cuz i say so) while he fucks matt to record and take pictures <3 'threatening' him with the i'll post these for the whole school to see <3 he keep all these vids and pics in his little album

lmao this but then Matthew's like "okay sent it then" cause with him being the school slut everyone already has their own collections of pics and videos of him lmao.

Gil: I'll post them for everyone to see if you don't do as I say.

Matthew, completely unbothered: OoOoOHHhhH! I'm so sCaReD! Whatever shall I dooOOOoo?

Gil: .... <.<

and then Matthew just walks up to him and snatches the phone from Gil to record HIM while he rides him cause "but Gil... what if I want a little something to look at when I'm alone too..?"

#i was also thinking about gilbert panicking cause hes afraid of his face being visible in those pictures and videos matthew takes #because first of all hes not out and its gay to fuck a guy #and second of all *catholic guilt* yay! #gilbert threatening matthew with videos he took during sex and matthews unbothered #matthew threatening gilbter with videos of him during sex: super effectiv #what if gils church sees him having prematrial sex with a (trans)man #hes going to hell lmao #aph canada #aph prussia #prucan #riva.ask #wfsn #hetalia

[solreefs]

we are having tiertice feelings in this chili’s tonight

#adfghjks #god i just #they were friends for such a long time and what if neither of them said anything about being in love with the other #and then prentice gets his mind broken and now it’s too late #and then what if once he was healed tiergan still didn’t want to say anything because prentice barely remembers him #and also went through a pretty traumatic experience #and what if prentice doesn’t say anything either because he doesn’t think tiergan feels the same way #so what if there was years of pre-canon gay pining #and then several more months of gay pining after the healing #and then what if one of them accidentally said i love you and then panicked and then what if the other one said me too #and then they just sit there awkwardly for like a second because wow they’re both idiots #and then what if they kissed. what then. #kotlc #tiertice #tiergan alenefar #prentice endal #Arin rambles